1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. I just spent a week 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 1: naked in my boss's bed, and I can't wait to 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: go back the Jewel Show. Here, let's play a game 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: real quick. Two truths and a lie. I love that. 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: I'm about to say three things. One of them is 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: going to be a lie. All right, here we go. A. 7 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: I committed a fireable offense while naked in my boss's bed. 8 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: B I almost got in a fight with an old 9 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 1: lady over a scarf or see. I went to Jamaica 10 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 1: and attended a fabulous ball. Oh the lie is easy. Yeah. 11 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,480 Speaker 1: Can we all say own three? One two three? Yeah? 12 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: Actually no, they're all truth I went, wow, I just 13 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: got back from Jamaica and I was naked in my 14 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: boss's bed because our boss actually has a place there. 15 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: And when I say our boss, I mean our big 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: boss of this company, Like, um, he knows like three 17 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: companies and he's the guy that started MTV, so he's OK, he's, 18 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: you know, the biggest boss that you seem thus exactly 19 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: in Jamaica, and I've talked about Jamaican. He's like, you 20 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: can stay in my place. And I was like, WHOA, 21 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: that's crazy. Are you sure you want to let me 22 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: into your house. But yeah, all of those things happened 23 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: when I was in Jamaica. I need explanations all of those. Yeah, 24 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: let's start with the old lady that he has to 25 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 1: start with the ball. So there was a ball. So 26 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: at the place where his house is out there, they 27 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: informed me when I was coming out there that there 28 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: was a charity ball one of the nights and if 29 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,039 Speaker 1: I wanted to attend the ball, I could. If not, 30 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: then I had to go find somewhere else to eat 31 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: that night, because that's what they were doing. There was 32 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: a charity ball, and I was like, well, I like 33 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: a ball, why not I like to feel fabulous. I 34 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 1: had to buy pants because apparently you're supposed to wear 35 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: long pants if you go to a ball, even in Jamaica. Yeah, 36 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: that's what I said. What I had got some pants, 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: and they had a silent auction there because it was 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 1: a charity ball for the people on the island. So 39 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: I was like, cool, So I'm gonna go around and 40 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 1: bid on some of these items on the silent auction. 41 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: And I got a couple of things from the silent auction, 42 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: but the thing that I wanted the most, I didn't 43 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: get all because of this old lady. Every single time 44 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: I would up the bid on this beautiful Hermes scarf, oh, 45 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: this old lady would come behind me and then up 46 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: her bid. So we were having I was having a 47 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: silent bidding war with this old lady and I was 48 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: I was so heated. So I didn't get the scarf, 49 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: and I was very upset about that. And I'm sure 50 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: she has it on somewhere, probably sitting at home reading 51 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: a book with those glasses that are way down on 52 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: the tip of vernose my scarf. So wait, I have 53 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: a questions about the ball itself. I haven't seen him 54 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: always on TV. Is that how they are in real life? 55 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: Picture a ball? Well everyone, I've been never been to it. 56 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 1: Something that's called a ball before he pictures you is 57 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: like Cinderella looking for a glass. That's what I was, 58 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: for sure, like all addressed for like the Nines, Like 59 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: it's like, all, oh yeah, actually, dance, there's drinks, there's food. 60 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: It was fabulous like that. There was tuxedos. No, first 61 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: of all, I didn't know they would have a ball 62 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 1: in Jamaica, but they had a ball that I could 63 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: attend it. I'm like yeah, of course. And I figured 64 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: it would peep people in kind of more relaxed gear 65 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 1: because it's Jamaica. Like a lu aw. Yeah, that's what 66 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: I pictured, Christian, I pictured a lu aw. That's what 67 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: I picture. I mean, hello, we don't have to be 68 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: in duxters to raise money on the beach. It was 69 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: not a luo at all. And remember the place I 70 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 1: was staying our boss here, it was let me stay 71 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: at his place, and he's a very very very wealthy man, 72 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,079 Speaker 1: and everybody's staying there was also very very wealthy men 73 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 1: and women. And then there's me. Doesn't even have long 74 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 1: pants for the ball, and I have artichoke tattoo on 75 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: my throat, so I look kind of out of place. 76 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: And I walked up because I'm like, this is exactly 77 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: what you said, Christian, it's gonna be a lu aub basically. 78 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: And I pull up and everybody's in tuxedos and huge 79 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: ball gowns. And I had a white shirt on and 80 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: some white pants that didn't really fit right because I 81 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: had to buy him from the gift shop. So and 82 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: I did tip over a table too. I love the ball. 83 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: Oh that was awkward as well, not causing a scene 84 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 1: or anything. I was. I was taking pictures and then 85 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: I kind of dropped my phone and then I hit 86 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: the table and the tail fell over, my drink flew 87 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: across the room. So what were you doing in your 88 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: boss's bed? It? What was it that thought about that 89 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: when he let I mean some people get promotions that way, 90 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 1: you know, No, I did not to be there. He said, 91 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: there's a fireable offense. Yeah, fireable offense. So everybody at 92 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 1: the place knows our boss, right, because I mean, I 93 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,159 Speaker 1: think you might even own some of the see not 94 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 1: just like on the whole city. So they find out 95 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: what room you're in, they don't expect you to be 96 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: staying in one of like the nicest rooms. Like the 97 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: place that I stayed at was just me and my wife, 98 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,159 Speaker 1: and it's huge. You could fit probably like fifty people in. 99 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: There's like three different houses. It's a compound, and it's 100 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: all his yes, well, so it's huge. So they all 101 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: know him and so they're like, oh, yeah, um, you 102 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: order a drink and you're like, I'll just charge it 103 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: to this room. And then they go, oh, oh, you're 104 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: a guest of mister, and then they say and it's 105 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, I am, Yes, I am. And they 106 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: definitely put it on his dad. Um and that happened 107 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: right after I purchased some ganja from one of the employees. 108 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: Please don't tell, Oh my gosh, you don't. You don't 109 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: know what that baby girl. I forget that we are 110 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: in kindergarten. Every day that we come into the stub. 111 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: It grows on the ground and sometimes people smoke herb life, 112 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 1: especially in Jamaica. I say it, you don't have to whisper. 113 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 1: And it's legal there now too, So I didn't get 114 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: Victoria's like it's marijuana. Yeah, so I'm guessing that might 115 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: be the fireblow offense. You know. Look, you get to 116 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 1: keep your job and they get to keep their job 117 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 1: as long as y'all don't rat on each other, all right, 118 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 1: your phone break happens. Everything go hour on the twenties. 119 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes. 120 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: It's a jew show. 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