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Speaker 1: or the podcast, David Gascon What will he have a

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Speaker 1: connection fit about? Excited to be back there, happy to

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Speaker 1: the militia, I'm told the first time guess Gon had

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Speaker 1: a hissy fit was when he did not receive a

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Speaker 1: upset after that. Who did great, When was the last

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Speaker 1: time you ate fast food? Well, I only eat like

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Speaker 1: raising canes is the fast food. But I haven't eaten

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Speaker 1: I was a Windy's guy. I loved the chicken sandwich

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Speaker 1: new feature, pop quiz. That's right, pop quiz. How exciting

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Speaker 1: is that? I'm ecstatic? You're ecstatic, Adam. Yeah, gotta work

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Speaker 1: on your fake optimism, you know. Well, I mean last

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Speaker 1: pleasure garden is When did that's the city? When did

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Speaker 1: If they put five G and then people start burning

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Speaker 1: up and ship happens like that, then they'll get rid

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Speaker 1: of it. That's what's gonna happen. It's pretty simply. It's

429
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Speaker 1: not gonna be reactive to it. You should be proactive.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they are people behind it. Either don't think

431
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Speaker 1: it's a big it's really think it's bullshit, or they're

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Speaker 1: they're thinking they can fix it. I guess if if

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Speaker 1: we'll find out all right, Fox Sports Radio has the

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Speaker 1: listen live. Uh let's see here. Uh. Study coronavirus likely

438
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Speaker 1: originated in stray dogs became stealthy and dangerous to humans.

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Speaker 1: So they're saying it's not the bats, it's a straight dog.

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Speaker 1: They're saying, I would encourage you. I did send it

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Speaker 1: to you. But Epic Times had published a video a

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Speaker 1: couple of days ago on on YouTube that they ran

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Speaker 1: an investigative story that was based in wuhan Um out

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Speaker 1: of the wet markets. So they had something that was

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Speaker 1: well done. It was about fifty one minutes long. Well

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Speaker 1: but in China, if it moves, I'll eat it, and

447
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Speaker 1: that the rule. If it moves, it's edible. That's the

448
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Speaker 1: worst thing now with this is because people are now

449
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Speaker 1: showing people in those markets eating different things. It's like

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Speaker 1: how the funding you eat that? Like, if you go

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Speaker 1: is I give you grow up with it? Like we

452
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Speaker 1: grew up eating what we like. But if you grew

453
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Speaker 1: up eating weird fucking ship. That's all you know. You're like,

454
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Speaker 1: but it's not even cooked though, it's like, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: disgusting for us. But remember that shows. It was the

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Speaker 1: Zimmerman guy on the one of the eating channels or

457
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Speaker 1: Discovery Channel, and you go around and eat weird shit.

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Speaker 1: And like some countries there was like food street food

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Speaker 1: that was repulsive, but it was people just ate it

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Speaker 1: because that's how they grew up and that's what they

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Speaker 1: had to eat it. Well, yeah, of course, because you're

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Speaker 1: you're west of the four oh five talking about I've

463
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Speaker 1: I've traveled to places overseas, one of us has. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I've experienced a cuisine of four overseas myself. Mexico does

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Speaker 1: not count. Why does it count? Oceana it's in a

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Speaker 1: different Oceania is different than North America. I've tried to

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Speaker 1: explain it. Ocean Hawaii is in the same region with

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Speaker 1: like New Zealand and Australia is Guam. Those little island

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Speaker 1: countries are all out in Oceania. No, don't don't look

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Speaker 1: at me like that. Fuck you all right, more of

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Speaker 1: study this. Are you clingy? Well, it turns out that

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Speaker 1: pronouns used on dates reveal attachment styles. Do we believe

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Speaker 1: this or not? Let me explain what do I mean

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Speaker 1: by this. Now, when you're out and let's say you're

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Speaker 1: on a date, guest gun. Back when we were allowed

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Speaker 1: to leave our houses, you could date the uh, you

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Speaker 1: know whoever you're I don't know who you're into, but

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Speaker 1: though men, women, whatever. So you're out on a date,

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Speaker 1: all right, You're at a restaurant and uh, when you

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Speaker 1: go on a first date, oftentimes the other person said,

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Speaker 1: will tell me about your past relationships? Do you use

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Speaker 1: I or we when describing an old flame? I hate

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Speaker 1: saying this, but I used both. Really yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: it depends on the circumstances. So like if you're traveling,

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, we went there, or I did

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Speaker 1: this or she did that, you know. Okay, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: it turns out according to this new study. Uh. This

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Speaker 1: is from the University of California, Riverside shout out I

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Speaker 1: egs that's right. Uh. And they say that if you

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Speaker 1: use I when discussing a past relationship instead of we, uh,

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Speaker 1: that that is someone that is going to not get

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Speaker 1: attached to you very quickly. Conversely, if they use we,

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Speaker 1: they that the that's the type of person that gets

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Speaker 1: that gets attached after just a couple of dates, that

495
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Speaker 1: they become a stalker, you know, a clinger, stage five clinger.

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Speaker 1: But they said in Wedding Crashing, but before you, when

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Speaker 1: you were dating your your future wife, did you ever

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Speaker 1: talk about your past relationships? I don't remember. You probably

499
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Speaker 1: did ask me, um, and I didn't have any really

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Speaker 1: good experiences, so I'm sure I didn't say anything good.

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Speaker 1: But I don't remember if I said I or we.

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Speaker 1: I just probably said none of the above, or you know,

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Speaker 1: because it was it was bad. Yeah, but it usually

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Speaker 1: goes down that path when you're talking about all these

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Speaker 1: other things. Then it finally ends with how many people

506
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Speaker 1: did you sleep with? Oh, the big question? That's bullshit

507
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Speaker 1: because Pete, you know, women go low, men go high.

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Speaker 1: So it's you know, it's bullshit, I know, but it

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Speaker 1: just gets asked. But it's not accurate. People lie about

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Speaker 1: that number. If your number is too low, you want

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Speaker 1: to go higher. If you're a woman, your numbers too high,

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Speaker 1: you think you should go lower. Most of them. I

513
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Speaker 1: don't know. Now maybe that's changed. I think it's changed now.

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Speaker 1: Women don't care. They don't give a funk. They're like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think it matters anymore with

516
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Speaker 1: with the dating apps that are out there right now

517
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Speaker 1: it's an open but not now because the coronavirus. But

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Speaker 1: one man, maybe now I don't maybe they're still stooping.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's going for it. You a comic book guy. Should

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Speaker 1: I even bother with this Marvel study? Probably not right

521
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Speaker 1: back in the day, but not now. No, all right, yeah,

522
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Speaker 1: because there was a study that ranked the Marvel Cinematic

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Speaker 1: Universe heroes and villains by search popularity. And I'll just

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Speaker 1: give you the the most popular, this is not shocking

525
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Speaker 1: at all, is iron Man Robert Downey Jr. Number great

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Speaker 1: recovery from his career. Number two was doctor Strange. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Vision was also on the list. And then now

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Speaker 1: it comes to the villains, Well, you gotta help me

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Speaker 1: out when this one guests gotten Loki? Is that the

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Speaker 1: name you are familiar with? Tom k Yeah, was was

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Speaker 1: number one for villains. Let's see, just ahead of the

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Speaker 1: God of Mischief, was followed by Hella and then Fanos.

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Speaker 1: I thought Fantos would be highed, but Thanos was third anyway,

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Speaker 1: So that's the ready for pop quiz. All right, this

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Speaker 1: is a new feature new feature alert, no feature alert

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Speaker 1: on the fifth hour pop quiz. Now, I like these questions.

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Speaker 1: I either fun and the goal of the pop quiz

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Speaker 1: is now I'm gonna quiz gas on here. But okay,

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Speaker 1: I want you to answer in your head what's going?

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Speaker 1: All right? So pop quiz question. These are actual questions

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Speaker 1: that we will ask guescon and I'm asking you the

542
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Speaker 1: listener as well, and try to come up with an answer.

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Speaker 1: Thirty four percent of Americans now have one of these,

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Speaker 1: the highest percentage of all time in the history of

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Speaker 1: the United States of Americans now have one of these.

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Speaker 1: Give our audience a second to think, and I will say,

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Speaker 1: Ben my answers, what is a dog a dog? Right?

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Speaker 1: Final answer? Yes, incorrect. Thirty percent of Americans now have

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Speaker 1: a college degree. I do not. But that is you

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Speaker 1: didn't even get an a A from saddleback. Uh No,

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Speaker 1: I got a job in San Diego before I had finished.

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Speaker 1: I could finish up, but what's the point of doing

553
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Speaker 1: it now. It's not gonna help me. I would love,

554
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Speaker 1: at some point to get some kind of honorary degree.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be great? You could be like you'd be

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Speaker 1: an honorary doctor like shock can Yeah, Like I would

557
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Speaker 1: be like the ultimate honor. That would be like the

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Speaker 1: coolest thing to get some honorary degree. And I can

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Speaker 1: give some speech. That'd be awesome. Alright, anyway, Twelve percent

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Speaker 1: of us are trying to learn how to do this

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Speaker 1: in quarantine? How about this? What is it? Give the

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Speaker 1: audience a second, all right, and I will say, what

563
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Speaker 1: is learn another language? That's actually a pretty good guess,

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Speaker 1: but incorrect. Twelve percent of us. Final answer here it

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Speaker 1: is real answer. Twelve percent of us are attempting to

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Speaker 1: learn how to play a musical instan That was my

567
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Speaker 1: second one. Damn it should be gone with your second. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I am not. I'm still working. I don't you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not. If you had to play an instrument, though,

570
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Speaker 1: what would it be? Well, my mom mess you rest

571
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Speaker 1: in p sheet, brought us a pianola mans my dad.

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Speaker 1: We'd play every once in a while. I learned a

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Speaker 1: little bit, but I mostly just rubbed my fingers across

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Speaker 1: the keys because it sounded cool. Right, Yeah, yeah, you

575
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Speaker 1: can do You can do that like that. See, anybody,

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Speaker 1: any idiot can do jobs on a piano, and then

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Speaker 1: I tried I tried to play. Uh. I was in

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Speaker 1: the band in school and they're like elementary school and

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Speaker 1: junior high school because they forced you to do that.

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Speaker 1: And I had a big I don't remember what it's called.

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Speaker 1: It was the biggest brass instrument like you would you

582
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Speaker 1: would like stand up to play this and it was

583
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Speaker 1: a big I don't remember the name of it, but

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Speaker 1: it was a disaster. Uh. Let's see here. Forty seven

585
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Speaker 1: percent of parents say this is their favorite thing to

586
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Speaker 1: do with their kids. What is this is their favorite

587
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Speaker 1: thing to do with their kids? Um do? What is

588
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Speaker 1: do homework with them? For parents love doing the fucking homework.

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Speaker 1: Parents hate doing the homework with their kids. I think that.

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Speaker 1: I think it's that's bullshit. That's a terrible answer by you.

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Speaker 1: Terrible answer, beat job. Check yourself in the nuts. Know.

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Speaker 1: The correct answer is of parents say their favorite thing

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Speaker 1: to do with their kids is played board games. Board games.

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Speaker 1: I guess they got a young kids, right, because once

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Speaker 1: kids reach like thirteen, all they want to do is

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Speaker 1: play video games. And you're like, fuck you, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: play call the duty, asshole. I'm not playing your little

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Speaker 1: monopoly game. Right, but you gotta get you gotta get

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Speaker 1: one of the like five, six, seven, eight, and nine,

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Speaker 1: play shoots and ladder or something like that. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: you really can't do any of the good games, like

602
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Speaker 1: like Dominoes and spades. You couldn't do that with the kids.

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Speaker 1: What about candy Land. You can play candy Land. Connect four.

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Speaker 1: I was I like Connect four Connect for fun. To

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Speaker 1: play Connect four against kids that don't understand how to

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Speaker 1: play Connect for you win every time. It's great. War

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Speaker 1: is usually pretty good, Wars solid. Battleship was good. I

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Speaker 1: love battleship. We used to play that. We have some

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Speaker 1: great battles literally battleship, and you sank my battleship and

610
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Speaker 1: my brother would have a temper tantrum and throw the

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Speaker 1: thing everywhere. It's great. Yeah. My my first board game

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Speaker 1: that ever played with my dad was chess, and it

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Speaker 1: fucking sucked. Like he just is terrible. Man. You gotta

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Speaker 1: start with checkers. Checkers is fun? Why just that was

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Speaker 1: just bullshit. Yeah. I would do that with my mom

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Speaker 1: and my sisters, but it was always chess with the

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Speaker 1: chief and he would just kick my ass up and

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Speaker 1: down and unbelievable. All right, next pop quizzies are actual

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Speaker 1: quiz I think this is fun. Though. One third of

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Speaker 1: Americans who are now working from home are also doing

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Speaker 1: this while they are working at home. One third. Um, dude, dude,

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Speaker 1: I want to say. I want to say that they're

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Speaker 1: volunteering for other work. Okay, no, no, terrible guests. You

624
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Speaker 1: gotta think of the lowest common denominator. Guess gun, it's

625
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Speaker 1: about job by You of Americans while working at home

626
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Speaker 1: are drinking alcohol while work. What did you think that

627
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Speaker 1: you don't drink on the job. I don't, but I

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Speaker 1: have been around other people in the business that get

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Speaker 1: hammered and and they do the show. It's interesting. It's

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Speaker 1: an interesting strategy. Now, did you know anyone that was

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Speaker 1: the real life version of Harry Doyle from Major League

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Speaker 1: like pouring Jack Daniels into a mug and and doing

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Speaker 1: play by play while Oh yeah, yeah, there was a

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit in there, Come on, man, you gonna

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Speaker 1: sit that. It was a well known baseball broadcaster, Hall

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Speaker 1: of Fame level broadcaster for a team on the East

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Speaker 1: Coast too. Let's just say that he drank so often

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Speaker 1: that he you know, you can't be drunk if you're

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Speaker 1: that all the time, right, isn't that the line you

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Speaker 1: don't stop drinking? And he's like his nose had like

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Speaker 1: turned ready, he had had so much. You know, I

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Speaker 1: like that a song. Yeah, I didn't know him. I

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Speaker 1: didn't work with him, but I met him several times. No, No,

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Speaker 1: he didn't say the name. What I'm not saying, is

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Speaker 1: it Harry callis I'm not gonna say that in the name.

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Speaker 1: I'm respect the dead and you should not. You schmuck

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Speaker 1: all right. In a survey it's pop quiz time on

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Speaker 1: the fifth hour, fifty one percent of us said, we

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Speaker 1: do this to put ourselves in a good mood. What

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Speaker 1: is it? Give a second for audience, I will say,

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Speaker 1: what is listen to music? Listen to music? All right,

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Speaker 1: that's a fine answer. Many people would say you're right

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Speaker 1: on that. But corner this survey said getting a good mood,

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Speaker 1: they eat their favorite desserts. We eat our favorite dessert

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Speaker 1: to get into a good Oh man, I can't do that.

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Speaker 1: I'd be fat as fucked if to get in a

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Speaker 1: good a bad mood every day, you'd have to eat

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Speaker 1: dessert every day. Man, Probably, I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: go to desserts. That's tough because ice cream, for sure,

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Speaker 1: you'd have like Rocky Road or Mitten chocolate chip. Well,

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Speaker 1: once a week on the weekends, I get a nice

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Speaker 1: big Sunday my homemade of course, and the wife puts

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Speaker 1: her confection together there and it's outstanding. It is. It's wonderful. See,

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Speaker 1: like you can't but I do it once a week only,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes I don't even do it at all, but

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Speaker 1: it's wonderful. But see, during girl Scout season for cookies,

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Speaker 1: I'm always yeah, you know, like yeah, because you know,

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Speaker 1: how can you turn down a sweet little innocent girl

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Speaker 1: who wants to sell your cookies? You know what a

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Speaker 1: scam of girl Scouts half though man's talking about. That's

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Speaker 1: like right out of the n C as playbool these

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Speaker 1: little girls to sell cookies. Really the sell all their

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Speaker 1: co workers. That's the way to do it. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: as I sit here on my desk, and I still

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Speaker 1: have a box of what do I got over safe?

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Speaker 1: I got if you can hear that, I got lemonades.

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Speaker 1: I got a few of those left. I got hold

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Speaker 1: on sect here there's some well these here, these are

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Speaker 1: the foils or tray foils or whatever, never had those.

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Speaker 1: Our buddy Mike Harmon oes me a box, I put

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Speaker 1: it on a hold. I got some thin mints. Look

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Speaker 1: that shut up? Yeah, thin mince frozen. That is the

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Speaker 1: go to, no matter what you eat, the whole sleeve though,

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Speaker 1: fat pig after who cares? Alright? Moving on pop quiz?

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Speaker 1: How many hours of streaming content per day are people

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Speaker 1: watching now because of the coronavirus outbreak. I'm gonna say, hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go eight hours. Okay, that's your final answer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's my final answer. That is correct. Average American streams

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Speaker 1: eight hours of content per day during the coronavirus outbreak.

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Speaker 1: But wait, there's more, said the guy on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Because the numbers on this study, and let me said,

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Speaker 1: we can bring it up here because I'm gonna punch

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Speaker 1: this in and if I do this, the right thing

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Speaker 1: will come up. It's not the right thing here, hold

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Speaker 1: on the dance among yourselves here. Very interesting eight hours though,

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Speaker 1: that that comes from Instagram, that comes from YouTube, that

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Speaker 1: comes from Facebook, that comes from Twitter, or twitch, PlayStation xbox.

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Speaker 1: All right, so there's some interesting things in this study. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And they said that parents have started to fall back

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Speaker 1: on streaming service get a break from the kids. So

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Speaker 1: people surveys said they allowed their children to watch more

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Speaker 1: TV and movies during the the pandemic. Of all, respondents

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Speaker 1: are using streaming services more in general since the coronavirus.

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Speaker 1: And how about this, fifty six percent said they are

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Speaker 1: watching shows they've already seen before more often and then

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Speaker 1: starting something new. And I'm in that. I know, I've

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Speaker 1: got into the Sopranos, and then when I get done

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Speaker 1: with that, I'd like to I haven't watched I never

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Speaker 1: watched Breaking Bad, but I'm thinking about getting into that

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Speaker 1: and watching that. And as far as binge watching, check

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Speaker 1: this out in Unbelieva with fift of respondents have finished

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Speaker 1: an entire fucking TV series in forty eight hours or less.

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Speaker 1: Is that even possible? Like really? So like three or

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Speaker 1: four years ago, actually know what it was? Just before

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Speaker 1: I got axed in Bakersfield. Memory, great memory. So I

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Speaker 1: came back and before I was allowed back in the

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Speaker 1: hallowed halls of Fox Sports Radio, I was Yeah, I did,

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Speaker 1: and I was stuck at home. Um, I powered through

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Speaker 1: five seasons of Game of Thrones in ten days. It's impressive,

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Speaker 1: are like our episodes? Right? Yeah? That was a asshole.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. Game of Owns was supposed to

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Speaker 1: be a movie, right, but they say it would have

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Speaker 1: been so long and they wanted to and they instead

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Speaker 1: decided to making a TV show. Right, It wasn't that

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Speaker 1: the story on Game It throw seven seasons. I believe

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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, but originally it was going to be

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Speaker 1: just a TV show. So uh, let's see here now.

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Speaker 1: According to this research on streaming, of people said they've

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Speaker 1: continued to use an excess password to stream content like

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Speaker 1: illegally streaming. Seven percent of men are more likely to

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Speaker 1: use an excess password than women. Yeah, right, women will

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Speaker 1: use it to come on, alright, a few more pop

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Speaker 1: quizzes and we'll put the baby to bed here. A

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Speaker 1: new report finds Americans typically keep this for about three

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Speaker 1: years before they get a new one. What is it? Gas? Got?

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Speaker 1: It's pop quiz on the fifth hour with Ben must

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Speaker 1: say a toothbrush. It's a good guess. That's a long

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Speaker 1: time though for a tooth for us, I know, but

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Speaker 1: I don't think people think about it. The answer pillow

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Speaker 1: a pillow. Three years you're changing pillows? Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm not. And I think this is more of a

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Speaker 1: female thing. My wife after a couple of years, Oh,

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Speaker 1: the pillows disgusting. We gotta get rid of the pillow.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I love that pillow. It's my favorite pillow.

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Speaker 1: It's my lucky pillow. I'm like Charlie Brown with my

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Speaker 1: my blanket or whatever our linus with his and but no,

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Speaker 1: she wants to get rid of him and change them

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Speaker 1: up every couple of years. I'm like that, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I like my pillow. Yeah, I don't need it. That's

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Speaker 1: good for my pillow guy, though, it's good for him, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: depending on what side of the Algeran that's right. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it could be really bad and it's all right. The

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Speaker 1: official world record for this is fourteen. It involves, uh,

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Speaker 1: involves a food item. This is kind of vague. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. This is a hard one eating hot dogs.

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Speaker 1: Hot dogs? Uh, this is eating fourteen of these in

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Speaker 1: one minute. You think a hot dog? No? Um? Do chicken? Takeitos.

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Speaker 1: That's a good guess. It's actually twinkies the record man record.

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Speaker 1: I think I could challenge that. That's a lot though,

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Speaker 1: because the the so back in the day, what was

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Speaker 1: your good to twinkies or ding dongs. Well, I love

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Speaker 1: the whole Hostess family. I supported all the Hostess products

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Speaker 1: back in the day, and uh, you know the Susie Qes.

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Speaker 1: I would have those those fruit pies, the apple fruit

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Speaker 1: pie with the frosting was wonderful. The ding dongs, the cupcakes,

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Speaker 1: the zingers. I was a younger guy my mom, when

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Speaker 1: we were were younger, there was a Hostess factory shop.

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Speaker 1: He was like in Santa Anna in the in the

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Speaker 1: O C. And we would drive over there and they

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Speaker 1: would have like every possible Hostess item, like really fucking cheap,

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Speaker 1: and we would load up on that. And I've so

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Speaker 1: I remember getting all the different foods and how great

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Speaker 1: I love that. Man was that was like that was

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Speaker 1: like going no fat kid in a candy store, fat

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Speaker 1: kid at a Hostess clearance shop. Man, is that good? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I just accidentally went on to Hostess right now to

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Speaker 1: look at all their their desserts. Yeah, those are the

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Speaker 1: glory days, man, solid solid anyway, all right, A couple more.

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Speaker 1: Only about fifteen percent of us say we must do

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Speaker 1: this before going to bed brush their teeth, only brush

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Speaker 1: their teeth before. But that would be what do you

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Speaker 1: think We're in the UK? It's wrong with you. No, no,

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Speaker 1: they correct answer and drink water. Only us to say

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Speaker 1: that we must do this before bed layout close for

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Speaker 1: the next day. Do you ever do that? No? I

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Speaker 1: mean everything I have is either folded up in a

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Speaker 1: drawer or hung. Yeah. I don't do that except if

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Speaker 1: I like, if I have something I have to get

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Speaker 1: dressed up for, then I'll plan out, like all I

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Speaker 1: should get this because I don't usually wear those clothes

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Speaker 1: that often. So I have a funeral away in up

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Speaker 1: oar mitzvah, or like a TV appearance, then I'll lay

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Speaker 1: the clothes out just so I'm prepared so I don't

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Speaker 1: have to scramble around to find stuff. But other than that,

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Speaker 1: I don't you know. Of course, now I don't have

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Speaker 1: to worry about anything. I'm at home, all of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, I think that's enough. Right, Yeah, we're good

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Speaker 1: on that. I think we're in We're in good shape. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty solid. Yeah, all right. So you like pop Quiz,

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Speaker 1: Pop Quizz is here to stay. We can bring pop

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Speaker 1: Quiz back. I'm good with it. And I mean, do

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Speaker 1: you get yeah, I mean people that download the podcast,

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Speaker 1: rate review, subscribe, let us know if you like pop

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Speaker 1: quiz because hey, we're open to trying new bits. It's

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Speaker 1: Frankenstein's lab right now. I've been doing these power hours

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Speaker 1: on the radio and listeners and things like that. People

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Speaker 1: because no, we need at least one more review because

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Speaker 1: the review total that we're at right now is at

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Speaker 1: just please we beg of you. And the more the merrier, right,

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Speaker 1: the more reviews we can get, that's great, that's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: People love that they look at the reviews. People say, auction,

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Speaker 1: I listen to the shitty show or not, and then

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Speaker 1: or next weekend, but one of the next couple of weeks,

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Speaker 1: on Facebook. A lot of the questions in a different podcast.

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Speaker 1: whatever you wanna call it, listener questions, and those are

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Speaker 1: the Real fifth Hour. The Real fifth Hour at gmail

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Speaker 1: I think it's the real. Check your hold on thing.

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Speaker 1: It's been a long time. It's yeah, just real fifth hour,

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Speaker 1: Real fifth hour at gmail dot com Real fifth hour,

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Speaker 1: spell out fifth not number five and on Instagram. On

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Speaker 1: Twitter rather at Ben Mallory. Guestcon is available to you

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Speaker 1: can Twitter at David J. Gascon and then Instagram is

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Speaker 1: at Dave Gascon. I need to put a picture up

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Speaker 1: there because I know my beard is a lot better

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Speaker 1: than yours right now, so well, I trimmed my beard

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Speaker 1: then I realized afterwards I didn't need to. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: you look like Billy Mays. Gascon looks like the late

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Speaker 1: great infomercial man Billy Mays. He looks like a lumberjack,

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Speaker 1: like he's ready to chop down a tree. Yeah. Very

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Speaker 1: unlike you know, majority of the people that you come

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Speaker 1: in contact with. Well again west of the four or

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Speaker 1: five guests gon mocking the living people yet again unrelatable.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach you eventually. My goal is that you

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Speaker 1: will someday be humble, he will someday be modest. Eventually

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Speaker 1: that will happen, that is my project. That's my my

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Speaker 1: experiment here. Okay enough, all right, listen, have a wonderful

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Speaker 1: day today. Whatever you do. Remember podcast is here every

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Speaker 1: day of the week. We got the radio show five days.

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Speaker 1: This is three days. That's eight days a week. Eight

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Speaker 1: it's like an old song, eight days a week. Stay healthy,

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Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. Things will get back to

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Speaker 1: normal before you know it. And have a great day.