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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are super

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best ready to

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Speaker 1: go you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. It's

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Speaker 1: today gonna be the day where you wake up and

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Speaker 1: take a nice hot shower and you just get all

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Speaker 1: squeaky clean, or you hop in the shower and it

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Speaker 1: ends like this, hold on, hold on, yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's not a fun way to start the day. That's

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Speaker 1: not raising that I am. So, how's your dead gonna go?

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Speaker 1: Good or bad? You'll find out. And yes, I'm talking

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Speaker 1: find out more about that later. But right now, it's

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Speaker 1: time for your daily vibration. Yes on this fine like

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Speaker 1: wine Wednesday. All right, it's time to raise your vibration, guys,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to do that. I'm hopefully going to

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Speaker 1: do that. I need your guys's help to raise a

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Speaker 1: vibration by doing your daily one card Taro draw. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So that means I take one card out of my

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Speaker 1: favorite Taro deck that I'm using right now, and I

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Speaker 1: I got it, Okay, I got the card. It's the

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Speaker 1: four of Cups. Okay. So I like this card specifically

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Speaker 1: So this message is for everybody. Thank you. And this

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Speaker 1: is though, like this card specifically, the four of Cups

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Speaker 1: wants to remind you that you have everything that you

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Speaker 1: But the fourth Cups is showing that you might be

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Speaker 1: so you might have a missed opportunity. It could be

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Speaker 1: with business, it could be with relationships. It's most likely

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Speaker 1: relationships because CUPS is all about emotions and relationships. By

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Speaker 1: you saying you have everything you need, does that mean

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Speaker 1: but I'm so focused on right. Okay, boy, just open

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Speaker 1: manifesting your reality So if you want something, you have

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Speaker 1: long as you believe you've been achieved daily vibration, all right.

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Speaker 1: That was a good one. Guys. Remember you can follow

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Speaker 1: the show on social media. At the Jewels Show, you

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewil Phone Frame Mornings. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from John's Bakery.

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Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with Alyssa. This is her.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys deliver the cake yet? Um? Yes, we did.

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Speaker 1: After we dropped the cake off, and again this was

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Speaker 1: He just got promoted to the pastor of our church.

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Speaker 1: So they're having a little celebration. That's right. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: fantastic and your cake was um it said good luck dad. Huh,

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Speaker 1: that's what it was supposed to say, good luck dad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so it was supposed to say good luck dad. He

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he's already open that cake. You know what,

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Wait, no, no, no, I'm not seriously banking you.

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Speaker 1: This is pretty good. She's so embarrassing. You know what

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do Okay, so you're gonna pray

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on Are you seriously? And your

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Speaker 1: asked her to do a test that involves the ring

424
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Speaker 1: finger and you're like, nope, I didn't filming a ring

425
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Speaker 1: on that so much he takes it off for work,

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Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, she could. Why would she though, Well,

427
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Speaker 1: depending on if you do stick her hands up something.

428
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, that's true. I don't want that

429
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Speaker 1: extra bit of media. Could be married. She could be,

430
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Speaker 1: but you don't know. You should find out because you

431
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Speaker 1: never know, Like, she might not have a problem that

432
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Speaker 1: you work in retail. Yeah, exactly. And if you have

433
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Speaker 1: such a big problem with working in retail, feeling like

434
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Speaker 1: you might not be you know, up to her standards.

435
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Speaker 1: Have you thought about going to medical school? Why I

436
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: guess I could, or you could ask her if she

437
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Speaker 1: just needs someone to lay around her house with his

438
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: shirt off and clean her pool. Yeah, that's you. That's you,

439
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: my dude. Yeah. Oh, that's the dream come true, isn't it.

440
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: That is the dream right there? Okay, so I have this.

441
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Speaker 1: Do you think it'd be more awkward to ask her

442
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: out in person or to message her on a social

443
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Speaker 1: media platform? I mean, it feels like you'd be like,

444
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Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like hurt my pride if I

445
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Speaker 1: asked her on like a social media platform. Yeah, you

446
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Speaker 1: know what. I actually think it'd be better in person,

447
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Speaker 1: like ye, yeah, because then you can actually explain why

448
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Speaker 1: you've been going to a doctor so much. Yeah, that'd

449
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: be cute. Let's get Alex's perspective on that, Alex. Let's

450
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Speaker 1: say you're a doctor, okay, doctor Alex, and I'm I'm

451
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 1: so hey doc, Yeah, you're back here. Do you want

452
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: me to check out another over one of your moles? Yeah?

453
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: I got a mole in the bottom of my foot

454
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Speaker 1: that I need checked out. Well, it's better than the

455
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Speaker 1: bottom of your what you had last time. Yeah, I know,

456
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Speaker 1: thanks for checking that one. I like that. Hey, I

457
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Speaker 1: have to tell you something. Okay, what's going on? It's

458
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Speaker 1: not health related? Okay, well, unless you can test for this,

459
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Speaker 1: I'm not a therapist. I have I think a bad

460
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Speaker 1: case of love sickness. Like I said, I'm not a

461
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Speaker 1: therapist because I've been coming in here making all these

462
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Speaker 1: appointments just because I am I be able to give

463
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Speaker 1: you a referral or something. Think you're beautiful and I'm

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Speaker 1: falling in love with you, and that's why I'm making

465
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Speaker 1: all these appointments because I just wanted to ask you out,

466
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Speaker 1: and that's why I've been pretending to have all these things.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I do have that more I'd like

468
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Speaker 1: you to look at before we leave. What will you

469
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Speaker 1: go with me? That's really flattering. I did not see

470
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Speaker 1: that coming. Sure, sure, oh hold on, said yes, why not?

471
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Speaker 1: Why not? Here here's the mole. What do you think? Well,

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Speaker 1: I just checked out one a few days ago, So

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Speaker 1: good a see that could work out for you? Did

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Speaker 1: you hear that? You could go exactly? Like? Great, it could.

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Speaker 1: That's that's let's do it and then call us back

476
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Speaker 1: and let us know if it worked. You know, I will,

477
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Speaker 1: all right? Good luck? Thank you? Okay, what do you

478
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: guys think, is he gonna get a day with it

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Speaker 1: or not? Negative show on demand. Welcome to the i

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Speaker 1: n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. For Wednesday, January nineteenth, twenty twenty two.

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00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and this might be good news for

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Speaker 1: some people, bad news for other people. But I'm not dead.

484
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 1: Oh ya, neither is Alex. No, I'm not. We both

485
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: have been out for a week because we got the

486
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Speaker 1: COVID And why did I have to take an ambulance?

487
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 1: And who are those hot EMTs who nursed me back

488
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: to health? There was one. We'll find out about that

489
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: in just a second. But first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and Will Smith accidentally did something the

491
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Speaker 1: other day and from a bunch of people, I'm going

492
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: to play the cliff for you, coming right up, okay,

493
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: and I'm English Evan and dolphins are one of the

494
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: smartest species on planet Earth and it's a shame I

495
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: can't say the same for humans. A redheads all right,

496
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Speaker 1: and more on the More on those stories in just

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Speaker 1: a second before your first story of the day, and

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Speaker 1: the i ND The Idiot News Network radios as they

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Speaker 1: report the news. Hold on, hold on you, guys, I

500
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: was expecting that from the cameras in our house Alex

501
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,479
Speaker 1: and aarmrad if you didn't know that, And coming up

502
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Speaker 1: in an hour, we'll tell you all about the crazy experience. Yeah,

503
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: you'll also hear how Alex and I found out that

504
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Speaker 1: we came down with the new COVID variant, covid Obama

505
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: cron or a mariannacron. Yeah, whatever, whatever you want to

506
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: call it, and we'll tell you about our experience with it.

507
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm thankful that we have cameras. We get some good

508
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 1: footage those cameras. This is the whoa, that's loud. This

509
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: is then the idiot news network. Radiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news. For our next story of the day, let's

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Speaker 1: sending on over, said Calex Fresh, who's on location sitting

512
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Speaker 1: in Will Smith's lap. No flakes, absolutely not. After you

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Speaker 1: hear what he just did. Oh um, So he was

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Speaker 1: working out right and there was a bunch of people around.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna play the cliff for you guys. Okay, Okay,

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00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: that was that. I'm gonna played again. Okay, sorry about this,

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Sorry about that. This what was he

518
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Speaker 1: doing a poll up. No, he was on his he

519
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Speaker 1: was doing like cat cows kind of. He was on

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Speaker 1: his hands and knees, and then he went back and

521
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: like a one of those happy baby poses kind of,

522
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Speaker 1: and so it like pushed a fart out on accident.

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Speaker 1: He's like, sorry about this, that's embarrassing. He seemed like

524
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Speaker 1: he was embarrassed, but he played it off really well. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, have you guys ever farted at the gym

526
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Speaker 1: on accident? Yes, And I've been in that position before

527
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Speaker 1: where you're like on all fours and you do you

528
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Speaker 1: suck in the air and just release and it all

529
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: comes out. Yeah. If it was the most embarrassing yet

530
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Speaker 1: funniest freaking story. When I was in hot Okay, I

531
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Speaker 1: didn't fart, but oh I did quef Well, it was

532
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Speaker 1: so embarrassing because because what I was doing was I

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Speaker 1: was coming back, so I was bending over doing a

534
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Speaker 1: rag doll pose, and then when I was coming up,

535
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Speaker 1: I put my arms aside and coming up right. But

536
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Speaker 1: I was like sucking aaron, I guess, and it was like,

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Speaker 1: oh it sounded like a fart. Did look at you

538
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Speaker 1: when you did it? It was so embarrassing, like it

539
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: but they didn't know exactly where it came from, so

540
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Speaker 1: they thought it was Afar, but only you knew, and

541
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: my reaction gave it away. It was me in case

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00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: anybody was wondering. That's hilarious. Yeah, well that's all I

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Speaker 1: have to back to you. Thank you very much. This

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Speaker 1: is the EYN and the Idiot News Network, where idiots

545
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. The next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send them on over to English seven. Currently in

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Speaker 1: the ocean with a new haircut, riding a dolphin. No not,

548
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Speaker 1: I do have a new haircut. Not riding a dolphin though,

549
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Speaker 1: because the Israeli Army has trained dolphins to wear a

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Speaker 1: harness on their nose equipped with a spear gun. This

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Speaker 1: is a lot of the Israel Navy Marine Mammal program.

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Speaker 1: This Austin Powers movie. I know. Yeah, make the dolphins

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Speaker 1: do that. They don't want to do that. They're impass. Well,

554
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Speaker 1: so nice, I dive. I did go into the ocean

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Speaker 1: apparently not like you know, military related. And he was stabbed.

556
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Speaker 1: But dolphins, that's sad, you just stabbed. What I mean?

557
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Speaker 1: Dolphins are nice. They are their literal impass. There was

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Speaker 1: two names that my nine year old son's flug football

559
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Speaker 1: team had to pick between for the team name, and

560
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Speaker 1: it was killer Whales or Dolphins. Oh really, I don't

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Speaker 1: know which one they picked. Oh well, we missed last

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Speaker 1: week because COVID. Oh gotcha. I was asking a couple

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Speaker 1: of kids on the sideline. I was like, hey, um,

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Speaker 1: you guys to think about a team name. And this

565
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Speaker 1: one kid was like, the pterod actyls, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that's cool, kind of cool thterod actyl Okay, yeah, I

567
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Speaker 1: didn't judge him openly like that in my mind. Good.

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Speaker 1: And then this other girl so nexton, was like, I

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Speaker 1: think we should be called the winners. Yeah, and I

570
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Speaker 1: was like, I've never heard a team called the winners before.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah. The wind is funny at that point,

572
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: and it's just like, we're the winners, but we have

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Speaker 1: the losingest record. Well, there's a winner right there. Sounds

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Speaker 1: like a camel in buy camel is a camel who

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Speaker 1: knows who's getting ready to play some flag football? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: on a team called the Dolphins. He's got an identity crisis.

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Speaker 1: And of course the camel sound means that that's the

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Speaker 1: end of the iron n for the day. This has

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Speaker 1: been the I n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. In tomorrow the same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report from the I n N.

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Speaker 1: Remember you can follow us on social media at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. You can follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dream the radio, the

585
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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand. It's another Jewbil Phone Frame Mornings.

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Speaker 1: This is Kelly. Yeah, I cavigate. I can't get to

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Speaker 1: the zoom to work. I'm sorry, I can't get the

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Speaker 1: zoom to work. Like I'm trying to log in right now,

589
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Speaker 1: and I know these I know they're probably waiting, but

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Speaker 1: I cannot get the zoom to work. And I really

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Speaker 1: want to read them this book, you know, uh so,

592
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: like I don't know what to do, Like you want

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Speaker 1: to send me a link or something so I can

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Speaker 1: log on so I can read this. I'm sorry, who

595
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Speaker 1: its poop? And I'm supposed to be reading um. I

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Speaker 1: think they're like fourth graders four the fifth graders. I

597
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Speaker 1: was supposed to be reading them right now, but I

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Speaker 1: can't log onto the zoom, like y'all send me a

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Speaker 1: bad link or something. So I'm trying to log on,

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Speaker 1: but I can't, so so if you can see me

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Speaker 1: like the correct link so I can log on so

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Speaker 1: I can read my book, that would be very helpful.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I'm sorry you're you're going to

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Speaker 1: be reading to the fourth graders? Yeah, like, um all right,

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Speaker 1: let me just check something out and make sure I

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Speaker 1: got the right number I was looking for. Kelly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a librarian, right, I'm a librarian. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. You're a librarian at elementary school.

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Speaker 1: And I have a point where right now to be

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Speaker 1: reading to some fifth graders or fourth graders or something

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Speaker 1: like that. I can't log onto the zoom because I

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Speaker 1: know it's like I online it you know, yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: It is online. And what what book were you reading

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Speaker 1: to the kids? Um? I'm reading my book that I wrote. Yo, Hey, Rich,

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Speaker 1: y'all know Rich? Yeah, I ain't no red. Yeah. He's

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Speaker 1: like yeah, system principles. Yeah yeah, that's that's Rich is

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Speaker 1: my dog, right, Like we go back and so I

618
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Speaker 1: wrote this book and I hit him up. He was

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Speaker 1: like the first person I thought. I was like, yoh, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: let me come read this book to your elementary school.

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Speaker 1: Students because it's a kid's book, you know. And so

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Speaker 1: he was like, um, he said, he hooked it up. Wait,

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Speaker 1: hold up, he said that was next week. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was supposed to be next week. Oh yeah, I think

625
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Speaker 1: I got my dates off up. Yeah. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that that that your book would be

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Speaker 1: an appropriate effect to come read to the kids. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you ain't even read it, have you perfect Have you

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Speaker 1: read the book? Have you read the book though? No,

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Speaker 1: then how how do you know if it's a lot

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Speaker 1: good if you have not read the book? Um? I

632
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: have a feeling by the way you're talking or using

633
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,959
Speaker 1: a lot of poor fanity. Oh you mean like when

634
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: I said, like I got my schedule off up. That's

635
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: what y'all mean. Like when I said, oh, hey, yo,

636
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: they're no cussing in my book. I mean we're like

637
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: I'm reading, We're like I'm reading rap lyricy of kids.

638
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: I think there might be some miscommunication. I'm gonna have

639
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 1: to talk to I mean, I think there is definitely

640
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 1: a miscommunication. You know what I'm saying, Like I just

641
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: wrote this book, y'a don't even know what my book

642
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: is about. My book is called Big Pook goes about

643
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: America and visits the capital. It's a long title, but

644
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: like it's a good book though, Like I go to

645
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: each every state capital and I'm like schooling these by

646
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: what the capitals are, Like Sacramento, that's a capital, California.

647
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like there's a prison right

648
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 1: by there. Can I get your number to call you out? Dayton, Dayton,

649
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 1: do you know about that? I'm sorry, Dayton, Ohio capital, Ohio.

650
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: Like I know all the capitals and I wrote a

651
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: book about each and every single capital. And it's like

652
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: this book is like my passion, you know what I'm saying,

653
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: Like this is my this is my documentary, and I

654
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: want to share with these kids your documentary. It's my documentary,

655
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like it's my life story.

656
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: It's my documentary about myself. But like I'm a kid,

657
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: you know. I'm like, I'm but I'm going around America,

658
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 1: like going to capitals and then I end in the

659
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: capitol capitals everywhere, Dayton, Ohio, Sacramento, California, Olympia, Washington, Cheyenne, Wyoming, Atlanta, Georgia, Washingtucky.

660
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: Are you saying that's the capital capital of Washingtucky is

661
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: deLuce Sippy. I'm saying your body to deLuce Sippy. What

662
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? What's going on? Is Rich

663
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: set you're up for a prank phone call? And he

664
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 1: said this whole like guest author reading to your class

665
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: thing up as a joke. What Yeah, this is actually

666
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

667
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: you and your boss Rich set you up. Yeah, No,

668
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm not. Oh I thought I thought you were really

669
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: coming to the school. I mean I still could if

670
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: you want to. That's that's okay, that's okay, Dayton dayton Yep,

671
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: that's the capital of oil. The Jewel Show on demand.

672
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 1: It's like three types of guys that play the lead

673
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: role in a romantic comedy, right, the character not even

674
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: the guy. But there's the guy with the dog. Women

675
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: love a dude with a dog. Right. Then there's the

676
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: guy that plays guitar, oh by camp fire love the

677
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: guy that plays guitar. Also the guy that donates his

678
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: time on the weekends to hand out food to the homeless,

679
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: the charitable dude. Women also like that guy. And Angel

680
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: is on the phone right now for a first day

681
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: follow up and apparently she's not getting a call back

682
00:36:54,560 --> 00:37:00,479
Speaker 1: from the third option. They're a charitable guy. Yeah, Hi, guys,

683
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: So you said that you met a guy named Mikey

684
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: and right, you really liked him, but now he's not

685
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: calling you back. And you guys met at a food bank. Yes, yes,

686
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: we were both volunteering at a food bank. And I

687
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: don't know, I kind of felt this like chemistry between us.

688
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: I felt like it was going really well. I felt

689
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: like we were having a great time. We really liked

690
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 1: each other, had a lot in comment, and we exchanged

691
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: numbers and we said we were going to hang out.

692
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: You guys were working at a food bank. We just

693
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: struck up a conversation over a can of beans or something,

694
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: just like, well, these beans are good. What do you

695
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: think of these beans? We should get together in one

696
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: of these beans together and eat them. No, we were

697
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: both like serving together. So I think there's a super

698
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: sweet way to meet somebody. It is very cute. It

699
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: it was kind of romantic. It was kind of like

700
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: what you just mentioned, how you meet somebody in a

701
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: romantic comedy. I thought it was really cute. And he

702
00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 1: was really sweet and very attractive and very nice and smart.

703
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: We had a great conversation or just like joking around

704
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: a little. We had like really good back and forth

705
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: a little you know, like flirty, and I don't know,

706
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: I just I felt like I felt like, Wow, this

707
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 1: guy's like really into me. And then we exchange numbers

708
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: and I texted him after a few days and I

709
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I'm volunteering at this place this weekend.

710
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: Do you want to come help us out? And he

711
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: didn't answer. So I was like, I was like, all right,

712
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: he's busy or whatever. Okay, so he hasn't said anything

713
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: to you since then. No. I texted a couple of

714
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: times about different things and he just did not respond. Ever,

715
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: that's well if he wrong, if he like I took

716
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: it down wrong or something, well, I don't know. I

717
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: would assume somebody would actually text me back and say

718
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: this isn't Mikey, you have the wrong helper or something.

719
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: You know what. He sounds like a sounds like a

720
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: great guy. Maybe he donated his phone to the less fortunate.

721
00:38:54,520 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 1: Oh doubtful. I would expect the least fortunate it's at

722
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: least call me back to be courteous and say, hey,

723
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,479
Speaker 1: you gave us this phones. It sounds like you're super

724
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: into this guy. But did were you getting those vibes

725
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: back from him? I really love That's why I'm so surprised,

726
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: because he was I don't know, he was like flirty,

727
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: but like in a nice way. He wasn't like you know,

728
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: too much, but it's like really sweet and cute and

729
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: chemistry and vibe. You know, who asked who? Did you

730
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: ask him for his number? Did he ask you for

731
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: your number? You know what? He actually asked me if

732
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: I had an Instagram and he said, let's add it

733
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,439
Speaker 1: to other on Instagram? Okay? And I and I said,

734
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't use Instagram. I'll give you my phone number.

735
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: Oh you don't use Instagram? What's wrong with you? That's weird?

736
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: Are you from? I mean, I'm not. I mean, I'm

737
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: on Instagram, but I just don't use it. I don't

738
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: go on it to talk to people or anything like that.

739
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: You know, I hardly ever use this. Okay, Well, if

740
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: you do, you should follow us on the radio. Yeah,

741
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: and follow us whenever you want. Why do you think

742
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back? Though? I don't know? Is

743
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 1: it possible that I'm that bad? It's knowing when somebody's

744
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: fake or lying? Or is he married? Does he have

745
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. I have no idea. I don't know. I

746
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: got like really good vibes from him, so I'm I

747
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm crazy for not seeing this person

748
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: is lying or is did something happen? Maybe he is

749
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 1: this great guy. Maybe something happened. I have no idea.

750
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't like the way you were volunteering, because

751
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: some people volunteer, you know, just do it really weird. Yeah,

752
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: maybe you gave too much mashed potatoes or something, and

753
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: you know if I would do it or not enough

754
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: even We'll try to figure it out for you. All right,

755
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: We'll play a song, come back, and then call him

756
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: and see if he answers. Please help me out, find

757
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: out what we're wrong, and hopefully give you another day. Okay,

758
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, we'll get your first date follow

759
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: up next. It's a jewel show in the middle of

760
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: the first date follow up. And I call this one

761
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: loving the soup line, because that's the romantic comedy that

762
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 1: I've made up in my head for Angel, who is

763
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, and Angel met a prince

764
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: an Angel, a guy Angel, because we're talking to a

765
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: female Angel right now. But a guy angel at a

766
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: food bank when they were both volunteering. Their eyes locked

767
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: in the food line and he said, hey, you get

768
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: a little custard on your cheek and she said everything

769
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: was great. He seemed to really like her. They exchanged

770
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: numbers and said they should go out, and she texted

771
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: him after and nothing. So we don't know why, and

772
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: we're about to figure it out. Any any last thoughts

773
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 1: before we try to call Mikey and get you another date.

774
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm really nervous, but I'm excited and

775
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: i want to know what happened. I'm really curious. I

776
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: just want to do it. So, no matter what, you

777
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: at least want to know why he's not calling you

778
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: back if you can't get another date right right right?

779
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: Okay cool, I'm gonna dallas on him right now and

780
00:41:49,160 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: see if it picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey

781
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: is this Mikey? Uh? Yeah? Hey, what's up? Mikey? How

782
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: are you? This is the Jewel Show. My name is Jewbil,

783
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: my name's Alex Fresh and this is English? Heavan. Hey, guys,

784
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: do you know what that is? Yeah? Yeah, I've heard

785
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: you guys. Oh well that's cool. Well thanks for listening. Yeah. Absolutely.

786
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: What's what's going on? Not much? You're just calling you

787
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: because somebody sent us an email about you, mikey, Okay,

788
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: that doesn't worry you, do you know what about? I

789
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: don't know what about? Yeah, what's what's the email? What's

790
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: the email about? Well, we got an email from somebody

791
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 1: that you met while you're volunteering at a food bank

792
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. Oh oh, okay, I'm assuming you're

793
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 1: talking about Angel, then, yes, yes, we are talking about Angel.

794
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: Angel emailed us because she told us how you guys met,

795
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: said that you really bonded and made plans to go

796
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: out again. But when she texted you after meeting you,

797
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: she hasn't hearn anything back, so she's wondering if she

798
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: did something wrong. Yeah. Honestly, I thought I thought Angel

799
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: was really cool. She was great. Why we won't you

800
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: text her back? Yeah? What happened? You know? The reason

801
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: is I'm a little embarrassed. Embarrassed embarrassed what happened? So

802
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:28,720
Speaker 1: I wasn't exactly too truthful with Angel when we first met. Okay,

803
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: so she said that you guys met at a food

804
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: bank volunteering. Yeah, were you not volunteering? Do you go

805
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: there to get food? Uh? No, that's not it. Okay,

806
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: Well what weren't you truthful about? Then? What's the reason

807
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: that you're embarrassed? So I wasn't there actually volunteering. I

808
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: was actually there doing my community service. Oh to be there,

809
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: I had Yeah. Okay, So when she text you, you

810
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: just loved he on red and you just didn't want

811
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: to see her again. I was just embarrassed. I didn't

812
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to explain to her that I

813
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: was actually because she was very into it, and you know,

814
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: she's all about the food bank of volunteering, and she

815
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: was really cute, really really pretty and great. So I

816
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: was pouring it on pretty good. So were you Like? Yeah,

817
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: I volunteer every single saturday down here. They all know

818
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: me by nickname because they know him so well. They

819
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: call it my name. My name's Mikey, but they call

820
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: me Mike around here. So I'm like, yeah, basically, you

821
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: got it right. But so you didn't want to tell

822
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: her that you have to be doing it because of

823
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: a court order. I feel like, for how much you

824
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: poured it on and said you did that, you can't

825
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: go back from that. You can't start dating this girl

826
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: and then like so just joking, you know, Yeah, yeah,

827
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: I didn't call her back because I just didn't think

828
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: she would respond well to that. Okay, next time, just

829
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: junk if you're number number. Yeah, I mean I did

830
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: like her. I don't know, I know, I probably I know.

831
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, well you did. I

832
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: lied about being a charitable dude when really you're a

833
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: court ordered charitable guy. And I can understand why you

834
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to call her back. But guess what, you

835
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: can talk to her right now because she's actually on

836
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: the line listening and wants to talk to you. M Oh,

837
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 1: that's right, she's on the phone. Yes she is. Hi, Hi, Mikey. Hey,

838
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: what's going on? Angel? Uh? You tell me what what

839
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: I know? I'm really confused. Uh, well, Angel, I guess

840
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: obviously you've heard the entire conversation. Um, you know, I

841
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: feel bad. I shouldn't. I shouldn't have lied to you,

842
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was. I wasn't volunteering. I was I

843
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: was doing community service. I mean, that's that's really weird

844
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: because you went into this whole thing when we met

845
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,719
Speaker 1: about how much charity you do and how much you're

846
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: into it and like you lie the whole time. Basically

847
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: that's was he pouring it on that bad very. I'm

848
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: very confused right now. I feel like this is a

849
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: matter person I really talked to that day. We know

850
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: the person you talked to was, you know, a guy

851
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: who vaults the charity place all the time. It just

852
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: loves it. But the guy, yeah, exactly, a hardened criminals

853
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: is so Actually that's what's more important to me. Can

854
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: I ask why you're doing community service? Like what happened?

855
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: Basically my license was suspended more too many times, especially

856
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: for not having insurance. If you do it more than

857
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: three times, you're you're a habitual offender, and then they

858
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: they give you community service. If if that's all it was,

859
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: then why were you so embarrassed? Like, yeah, that's a

860
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: big a deal. Yeah I can obviously I completely agree, Angel,

861
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: and I was just having so much fun with you,

862
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,439
Speaker 1: and you know, I just I was embarrassed. I didn't

863
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: want to look bad. Mikey, would you like to go

864
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: on another date with Angel? Will pay for it? Not

865
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: your car insurance premium though, you maniac, but he will

866
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: pay her another date if you'll go out with her again.

867
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: I mean, it's out in the open. You know, is

868
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: I feel better or you know that she doesn't think

869
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: it's such a big deal. So yeah, you know I

870
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: would love to go out with her again, and I

871
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: had a great time the first time. Yeah, and I

872
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: think we already know that you liked her. I guess

873
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: it's more importantly now, Angel, do you want to go

874
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: out with Mikey again? Because you just found out that

875
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: he's a liar and a serial non insurancer. So that

876
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: point doesn't bother me that much. What does bother me

877
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: is that he lied, and I'm more of a big

878
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: deal to me. I think he's pretty innocent. You guys like,

879
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: if you give us a chance to talk about it,

880
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: you know, communication is key, and he liked you, and

881
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: you know he wants to talk about it on the

882
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: next date. Um, yeah, I'll give it him the boat chance.

883
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah sweet? All right, Well, Angel, we'll have you get

884
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 1: in touch with my key's role officer and see what

885
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: it is the Jebels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret.

886
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: It's time for Dirty Little Secret. And remember, if you

887
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: have a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything.

888
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: Just text in four six one and say hey, guys. Hello,

889
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: I have a dirty secret and I would like for

890
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: you to call me and ask me about it. And

891
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: that's exactly what we'll do. We'll call you and ask

892
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: you about it. German. Now, I don't know what I

893
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 1: am Austrian. I'm not sure why that is in between.

894
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what happens in my head. Sometimes, just say,

895
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: well traveled, I have anyway, you can come on the

896
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: show and tell us your secret, no matter what it is,

897
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: and you can tell us anything because you always remain anonymous.

898
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is and on

899
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: the phone own right now to tell us a dirty

900
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 1: little secret. How are you good? How are you? I'm

901
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: feeling pretty frisky? Okay? Is that your dirty little secret?

902
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: Or is that you want to tell something else? Or

903
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: that was what you wanted to call up and say

904
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: that you're feeling frisky? Oh no, no, no, I want

905
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: to tell you somebody else. Okay, okay, so this is

906
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret. Okay. I lost my toothbrush a

907
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Wow, hold on a second, justin

908
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: get more hitting than that you lost your toothbrush. We've

909
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: had secrets told to us in the dirty Little Secret

910
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: segment on this show that probably could have landed some

911
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: people in jail. But this is by far the less

912
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: outrageous thing I've heard. Oh yeah, I know, crazy, right,

913
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: But that's not the whole secret obviously. All I was

914
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: hoping there is more. So you lost your toothbrush two

915
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and what does that have to do with

916
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: your secret? Okay, so I've been too lazy to even

917
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: go to the store or order one online. Wow, you've

918
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: lost your toothbrush and it's not important enough to order

919
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: one crime without a toothbrushing? You haven't wait, stop it?

920
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: Two weeks? Two weeks toothbrushing. You haven't tried to get

921
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: a new one. I know, I know, but I'm not

922
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: proud of myself. But have you just not been brushing

923
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: your teeth for two weeks? Oh? God? No, this is

924
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: where the dirty part comes in. I've been using my

925
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: roommates toothbrush. I knew you're gonna say that somebody else's toothbrush.

926
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: Why that doesn't gross you out? I feel like she

927
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: won't notice. First of all, do you out though? Well,

928
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: like I said, my roommate, But that doesn't gross you out? Though?

929
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: I think Alex wants to know if as grosses you out, though, Nah,

930
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: I feel like I've used grosser people's toothbrushes in the past.

931
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: My roommate's not that bad. Why don't you just get

932
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 1: a new toothbrush. I'm getting to it, I'll get This

933
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 1: is a weird. I don't even know what to call it.

934
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 1: Have you ever used anyone else's toothbrush? Anyone in this room?

935
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: I have only in case of an emergency. In an emergency,

936
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: usually I'll use my finger. Yeah, even an emergency, it's

937
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: my finger. Really, I see, I've used my girlfriends once

938
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: or twice. I can't do it, though, But I just

939
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: can't do it. Yeah. When she found out as well,

940
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: she was very angry. Oh, I would be too. I

941
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: think you did that to me, je bowl Y. You

942
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: use that toothbrush without telling me too. I didn't do

943
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: it on purpose? What you did it on purpose? No?

944
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't know where

945
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: mine was and I grabbed Alex's know where yours was?

946
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 1: So you grabbed all? Yes, Yeah, nobody's been grabbing on purpose.

947
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,479
Speaker 1: I didn't go I'm going to purpose. Think you did, though, Really,

948
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: he's like digging the grape fend you have actually asked

949
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: to use my tooth several times. I have yes, because

950
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: there was God, we were somewhere and it was like

951
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: we're I don't know, it was a time where like

952
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: we couldn't go get to the brush or something, you

953
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: want to use mine, and I was really grossed down.

954
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, I don't remember doing that. Yeah I do,

955
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 1: obviously it was starring Okay, okay, well I guess you

956
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: know what then, I guess I can't judge you about

957
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: the toothbrush thing because apparently I do it. So all right, well, good, well,

958
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: at least there's one person on this show that's got

959
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 1: my back here, I think. But I didn't do it

960
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: on purpose, like I didn't the TWOTHBRST thing. I don't

961
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: know if I did on purpose, but apparently it sounds

962
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: like I did. I didn't have your back on purpose.

963
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: That's an accident. I forgot that I try to use

964
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: someone else toothbrush. Now I'm really disappointed in myself. So

965
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you very little secret though.

966
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: All right, thanks a lot, you guys. The Jubil Show

967
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: on Demand. I can't believe it, believe what Jubile show

968
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: everything that has happened so much. Not like everything in

969
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: the world since the beginning of time that's happened, Yeah,

970
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: but everything that's happened right since when since last week? Yeah,

971
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: there was a lot. So it's the Jubal Show. And

972
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: you know, we just started the new year. And normally

973
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 1: I wait until the third week of the new year

974
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: to completely give up and stop paying attention to the

975
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: world and just kill time until the next year. But

976
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: man overachieved this year because crushed that goal. Um, I

977
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: don't even know what day it is anymore, and I

978
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: know we just started some kind of new year. I

979
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 1: don't even know what year it is. But in case

980
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 1: you missed it, that's audio from Alex and my house

981
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: we lived together because we're married. In this what married

982
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:44,760
Speaker 1: people do, don't be weird about it. And that's footage

983
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 1: from one of our cameras because Alex and I had

984
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: to take a week off because we got COVID And

985
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: that audio is because I found out that I had

986
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 1: COVID because it lowered my blood pressure and I m

987
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: had a bit of a little bit of a seizure

988
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: and passed out in the shower, crack my head open.

989
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: Had to go to the merderroom. Alex still can't taste

990
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: or smell anything. It's been a fun start to the year.

991
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: I still haven't got my lashes done. That is the

992
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: worst thing. Okay, so it looks so racha right now.

993
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: Anybody knows me and my lashes are my security blanket there.

994
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: But anyway, we were out and we were dead for

995
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: a week. Not dead, because when you're dead, you miss

996
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. So there's a lot of things

997
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 1: that happened that we haven't gone over yet. So I

998
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: asked our executive producer Brad Rudy Nolandinho today to come

999
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 1: up with a list of things that we missed that

1000
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: has to talk about because there was a lot of

1001
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: a lot of news stories in the last week since

1002
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 1: Alex and I were dead for a week. So now

1003
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: we're back and we gotta go over those. We have

1004
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: some thoughts about him, Yeah, yeah, I've gathered about four

1005
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: and a half stories for you, four and a half.

1006
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: Most of it's Kanye, But are you ready? He always

1007
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: ready for We'll start with something a little bit on

1008
00:54:55,640 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: the sad side. Bob Saget is no longer wor the

1009
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: father on a full house and relentlessly funny comedian was

1010
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: and will remain forever sixty five years old. Yeah, I

1011
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: believe that. You guys know, I didn't really know him

1012
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: that much. Yeah, because you're coming England. Well no, I

1013
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: also think I missed him young miss Bob Stagg it well,

1014
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: even the full House. There's never full House in my life, never, no,

1015
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 1: not once. I feel like like, if you have your

1016
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: citizenship and you're not from this country, definitely full House

1017
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: should be on a list of things that, like they

1018
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: ask you questions about the quiz, Full House, Friends and Frasier, Yeah, right,

1019
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: and those shows. I mean, I know I think people

1020
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: still watch those shows in reruns somewhere they do, right, Yeah.

1021
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: And then they had Fuller House that was a huge

1022
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 1: thing on Netflix just two years ago or something like that,

1023
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: where they brought the cast back and did oh I

1024
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:47,879
Speaker 1: didn't watch it. I mean it sounds like you should

1025
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: have watched it, watched a lot of people watched it.

1026
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: A lot of people watched it English. Evan, Wow, I

1027
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: didn't watch Full House when we were kids' kids anymore.

1028
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: I could have done the same thing with Fuller House,

1029
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 1: be like, wow, you watch it well. But he also

1030
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 1: hosted America's Fundy somebodios and he did a good job

1031
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: for a long time. And dude, I like him a lot,

1032
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 1: Like I've met him. I met him once and he's

1033
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: super nice guy. And I know him through the comedy

1034
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: world because I do stand up comedy. And no, nobody's

1035
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: ever said a bad word about him. He is a

1036
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: guy who hosted America's Fundy so some videos, full house,

1037
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,760
Speaker 1: very family friendly for the TV stuff, right. His comedy

1038
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 1: Filthy one of the dirtiest comics out there, and not

1039
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: a lot of people knew it unless you knew comedy,

1040
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: I mean dirty. Wow. I've never heard him to do comedy. No, no,

1041
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: I really want to hear him do comedy. Filthy, filthy, filthy.

1042
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: And throughout my career I've gotten in a lot of

1043
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: trouble for also being a comedian who people think can

1044
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: be dirty at times, but then also being that everywhere

1045
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,240
Speaker 1: where I should be a family friend. And I literally

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Speaker 1: have been in meetings where like, you should do the

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Speaker 1: Bob Saget model, and you know, when you're doing these things,

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Speaker 1: you do the family friendly thing, and then in the

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Speaker 1: comedy clumps you say whatever you know within reason, we're

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Speaker 1: still watching that kind of thing, and so I got

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Speaker 1: to hear that a lot. But uh, well he left

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Speaker 1: a legacy, Yeah he did. Yeah, Yeah, it was very

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Speaker 1: sad one of the guys. Ever. Listen, this has been

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Speaker 1: really fun. I don't think I got to everything because

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Speaker 1: we we'un out of time. I knew this is going

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Speaker 1: to happen. We always go off on these dangents and

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Speaker 1: then we don't get to what we should be always

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Speaker 1: be talking about to the end. Yeah, was Kanye one

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Speaker 1: of the ones. One of the people we're gonna talk about.

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Speaker 1: Kanye is pretty much the rest of all of them.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're a jerk. You're a jerk, Kanye,

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Speaker 1: You're a jerk. There you go, there's the recap. I remember,

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media. At the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Evan

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Speaker 1: on the radio, I'm at Brad Nolan The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand,