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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically crucially.

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Speaker 2: Important today On This Is Important.

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Speaker 3: Your beast of a yogurt slinger, it will be hard

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Speaker 3: for over thirty minutes at a time.

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Speaker 2: A I me and it's Adam divine, sad jerking off.

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Speaker 4: Suck the fucking spit out of my fucking mouth right now,

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Speaker 4: let's go.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's still play?

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Speaker 4: Oh from last week? What was that's from last week? Dang,

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Speaker 4: it's got saying.

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Speaker 2: Power that Sean Keyes is ready to go?

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Speaker 5: Baby?

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Speaker 2: Oh, what's good?

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Speaker 5: What's good with you?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Man? What's good?

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Speaker 4: Care?

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Speaker 5: We do a check in, like a mental health checkout, a.

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Speaker 2: Mental health shit. I feel like you, guys, found me

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Speaker 2: on a good day. You good.

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Speaker 5: I feel like you found me on a good day.

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Speaker 5: How's that even possible? I O don't know.

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Speaker 1: Usually I'm pretty down in the dump with your with

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Speaker 1: your life, with your life.

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Speaker 3: How's that even possible? Usually pretty down in the dumps.

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Speaker 3: But I'm feeling pretty good. I love talking to my boy.

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Speaker 1: Are you are you down in the dumps? I know

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Speaker 1: we kind of dog on you, but why why are

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Speaker 1: you done? Down in the dumps, buddy, I love you.

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Speaker 5: You could tell us I.

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Speaker 3: Think I'm I think I'm naturally just a kind of

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Speaker 3: more of a depressed type of person.

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Speaker 5: What is the word morose? Is that the word?

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That feels very Edgar Allan Poe to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you definitely always think that things aren't going

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Speaker 1: to work out, and uh, what we're doing is.

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Speaker 5: Sucks and it is stupid. Bull Yeah, I'm very much

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Speaker 5: our biggest hater.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I remember the very first show we ever did together,

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Speaker 1: The Instruments of Just Instruction two thousand and two occ.

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Speaker 5: You and I together.

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Speaker 2: Not this is that, this is pre there's a sketch show.

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Speaker 5: I want to go take a ship real quick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a sketch show that we did together.

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Speaker 1: And right as we're about to go out to do

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Speaker 1: the very first sketch and we're back there, we're kind

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Speaker 1: of like memorizing, you know, going over the scene real quick,

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Speaker 1: or you're sort of stealing yourself to get to go

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Speaker 1: on stage and perform in front of the like one

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Speaker 1: hundred people that are in the little black box. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Blake goes, this sucks, this is stupid, This isn't gonna work,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like what He's like, Yeah, this isn't gonna work.

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Speaker 1: This is stupid. We shouldn't do this you' And I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't recall that. Yeah, wow, that you have that memory.

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Speaker 2: I do, and I remember being like, oh, yeah, the bitch.

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Speaker 5: Is this the guy I wanted my fucking comedy duo.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, he's in my foxhole for the

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Speaker 2: rest of my life.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Crazy?

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Speaker 2: And is that what goes on your head for everything always?

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Speaker 5: Maybe?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking of it in terms of like a career. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I more get down in the dumps just about general

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Speaker 3: like humanity and and that kind of stuff, the heaviness

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Speaker 3: of life.

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Speaker 4: And the cost of ESPN that we were talking about

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Speaker 4: before we got on here, Like.

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Speaker 3: I miss cable, I miss owning CDs, I missed physical.

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Speaker 2: Still own that I missed I still have, okay, but

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Speaker 2: I miss.

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Speaker 5: Going every Tuesday to the warehouse.

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Speaker 1: I remember when Sam was trying to get you to

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Speaker 1: purge your CD collection and it was impossible.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you said, why don't I purge you?

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Speaker 2: Huh uh, I'm keeping the CDs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got rid of like aubend but remember you

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Speaker 3: guys kind of convinced me to not get rid of anything, so.

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Speaker 6: Well, to me, I'm like, yeah, we were joshy with you. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: you're a collector.

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Speaker 1: You that's your thing, so you might as well if

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Speaker 1: you have the space to keep it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, essentially, you.

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Speaker 1: You basically have to keep working so you can keep buying,

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Speaker 1: getting bigger and bigger houses just so you could be

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Speaker 2: You can be a hoarder.

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't look like your Yeah, the issue is

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Speaker 1: if you're a hoarder in the way that you are,

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Speaker 1: but then you can't afford a big house, then you're

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Speaker 1: just in a small house with all the shit. That's

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Speaker 1: when the state comes and takes your children away.

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Speaker 4: That's when it gets cool though, when you have to

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Speaker 4: like build pathways through rooms and you just open a

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Speaker 4: door and it's like, well, there's one hoarder house.

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Speaker 1: In our neighborhood, which is like, obviously, it's a very

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Speaker 1: nice neighborhood where I live. Obviously, obviously obviously, but you know,

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Speaker 1: it's a beach community and there's very nice homes here,

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Speaker 1: and and there's one house that has been that it

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Speaker 1: must have been in the family for you know, eighty

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Speaker 1: years or something, and they have just stuff. You walk

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Speaker 5: Of boogey boards, just.

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Speaker 1: Stuff stuffed stacked to the ceilings and like like multiple fans.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they must not have a c or obviously, but

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Speaker 1: I mean obviously, but they just there's just a million

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Speaker 1: fans going on at once. Yeah, that's kind of wild. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a very strange. I walk past.

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Speaker 2: I make a point to always loop around to.

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Speaker 1: Just get a quick beat because it's fucking fascinating.

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Speaker 5: Dude, Sure people can live like that.

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Speaker 2: It's a disease.

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Speaker 4: Is this a Texas chainsaw massacre house situation where it's

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Speaker 4: just you kind of see like things moving indoor slamming?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just just an eye through through a little slitch.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, is it scary? Are you afraid beach has eyes?

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Speaker 2: Does it give you fear in your in your body?

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Speaker 1: You know? It's it's more of like kind of of

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Speaker 1: a little bit of sadness where I'm like, I hope

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Speaker 1: they're okay in there, like did they eat themselves? And

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Speaker 1: side of the home and now they can't get out because.

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Speaker 2: There's always there's like pizza, you know how like really

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Speaker 2: really really really really really really really really really big people.

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Speaker 1: They can't leave their They've eaten themselves so big that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and like the fire department has to like remove

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Speaker 4: a wall.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, right.

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Speaker 3: Right, can't stop eating.

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Speaker 1: And that's kind of what I'm seeing because there's just

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Speaker 2: Up sure macros to the roof.

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Speaker 3: Well that yeah, no, I mean because I don't think

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Speaker 3: it's because they're like saving the pizza for later or anything.

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Speaker 3: It's like they can't throw it away because they think

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Speaker 3: it has some significance in their lives.

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Speaker 1: Right apparently, And is that what you're You're not a

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Speaker 1: hoarder as much because you do throw away trash, but

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Speaker 1: but you keep every I can always count on you,

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Speaker 1: because I'm so bad at at keeping any.

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Speaker 2: Sort of memorabilia or sure or anything.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like I don't need it, and then

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Speaker 1: later I'm like, you'll you'll bring it out. I'll see

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Speaker 1: you wear a T shirt or something from that we

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Speaker 1: did a thing that we did back in the day, and.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, fuck, that's a cool shirt. I wish

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Speaker 4: I would have kept that. But Adam, you hold onto

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Speaker 4: memories and Blake lets those go. And that's why you

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Speaker 4: guys work so well together.

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Speaker 3: I've got the I've got our day pass from the

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Speaker 3: from the super bowls a super.

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Speaker 2: Bowl Look, yeah, threw that away immediately. Yeah, yeah, come on,

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Speaker 2: I keep all our lands.

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Speaker 5: What is that even for now?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 5: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: I guess I'm saying, like, where do you make room

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Speaker 4: to have that be a thing in your life?

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Speaker 3: Well, I just have a tub where I keep all

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Speaker 3: the lanyards from all the experiences we've ever done.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I think I kept keys from our tour. Cool,

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Speaker 5: like all the plastic keys you can.

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Speaker 4: And then I don't know, like a few months ago,

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Speaker 4: I was like, or I just chuck all this plastic

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Speaker 4: into the sea, Like what we don't hear?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know you didn't even throw it in the

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Speaker 1: in the recycling bin. You And immediately I have to

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Speaker 1: charter a boat and take it out in the.

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Speaker 2: Ocean and started to shock them. Yeah yeah, and slay

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Speaker 2: some things.

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Speaker 5: Wait, let's get to the memory.

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Speaker 4: Like the pizza boxes in your mind, Blake, these are

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Speaker 4: it's not about like waste because some people it's like

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Speaker 4: I feel like I could use that box for something else,

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Speaker 4: like in the future, and so they can't let go

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Speaker 4: of it because it could be useful later. Or you

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Speaker 1: Like that's what you see on those those horder shows,

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Speaker 1: which I started to watch it and then I'm like, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't are.

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Speaker 2: Just cats you wanted to be? Oh, there's like a

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Speaker 2: lot of dead animals.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like under the couch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy, it's pretty and the smells just have to

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I wish we had smell a vision for

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Speaker 3: those because that would be really Oh you wish for that? Well,

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Speaker 3: I just sometimes I wonder, but does its experiential?

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Speaker 5: Guy, what does it smell? It's just it's just pee,

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Speaker 5: it's just p. It's pretty simple. I can tell you. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's dust, it's mildew and p. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I wonder. I wonder if you know how like those

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Speaker 2: where they like smell a vision, they'll like spray a

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Speaker 2: cent or there. If there's like a water thing, they'll

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Speaker 2: like squirtch you in the face with water and chill.

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Speaker 2: Kung Fu Panda Bear, that'd be cool if like it's

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Speaker 2: a horder in a movie and it just all of

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Speaker 2: a sudden, just reeks like dead cats and piss and mildew.

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Speaker 2: You're like, wow, too real, I have to.

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Speaker 3: Leave, you know how they have they have the Sphere

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Speaker 3: in Vegas, but now they're starting to have like these

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Speaker 3: theaters that are like kind of mini sphears around town.

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Speaker 3: And I saw they were playing U like the Matrix,

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Speaker 3: but like sort of like all encompassing, so it's like

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Speaker 3: around they formatted.

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Speaker 1: That'd be sick cool dude, what is that theater? It's

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Speaker 1: it's down by the Staples. Not sorry, the into It don't.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's for like sports viewing. That's like a sports

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Speaker 4: viewing thing. The one Blake's talking about is the three

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Speaker 4: screens and then they like light the walls the color

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Speaker 4: of the movie as well.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think the one with the sports viewing. They are

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Speaker 3: also starting to convert to movies as well.

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Speaker 1: God yeah, I thought I thought it was movies as well, Todd.

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Speaker 2: Look that up. It's buy into It, Dome. It's it's uh,

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Speaker 2: Why is it so like crippling at this point?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a fucking bummer. That's it. Guys, we're done.

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Speaker 5: We're fucking done. Here a movie. This is important.

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Speaker 2: I'm pissed.

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Speaker 3: Now give me my meta fucking goggles and give me

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Speaker 5: Daddy will be in the ADU surrounded by my drag

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Speaker 4: Like people used to have their own shit, Like now

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you fucking liar, you were complimenting my teeth.

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00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 5: I'm never coming back here again, Adam, what are you

446
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 5: doing at the dentists? Bro, don't go there.

447
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 2: Don't trust them, don't trust them.

448
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 5: Suck the fucking spit out of my mouth, right.

449
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was pretty stoked at my clean bill

450
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,919
Speaker 1: of health. You know, that's it's always nice. You wouldn't

451
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 1: no cavities nothing.

452
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, you're this is good looking for you perfect.

453
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,400
Speaker 4: I think that's that's one of the best things about

454
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 4: twenty twenty five is that, like, dental hygiene is off

455
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 4: the chain is off the chain, Like I don't know

456
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 4: how much other stuff we need that we're doing health wise,

457
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,360
Speaker 4: Like I know there's like a new thing every month.

458
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 4: It's like, are you doing this? You do?

459
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,440
Speaker 5: You got but like brushing your teeth, it's great.

460
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 2: We've really figured it out. Well I did.

461
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,399
Speaker 1: I did find out that my dentist, who I really like,

462
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 1: he's a great guy.

463
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 2: The office is fun. The people that clean.

464
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 1: A liar, but yeah, uh oh, I was just punking

465
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,159
Speaker 1: him a little bit.

466
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 5: The office is clean.

467
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:44,359
Speaker 1: The offices I didn't say clean, the horder the people

468
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,400
Speaker 1: that clean the teeth. Where they the hygienus, I guess

469
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,440
Speaker 1: they're like sweethearts. Everyone's super nice everywhere. And then and

470
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 1: then as I leave, they're like, well, where do we

471
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 1: send the bill? And I'm like to my insurance and

472
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 1: they go we don't take your insurance too, same thing,

473
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like no, And it was five hundred dollars

474
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 1: for just a teeth cleaning, and I'm like, how did it?

475
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 1: And so now I'm like, do I have to leave

476
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,199
Speaker 1: this dentist where I really like, who's really close to

477
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 1: my house that I'm like, now I got to go

478
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 1: find a new dentist.

479
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,439
Speaker 4: My wife just had that pulled on her where they

480
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,359
Speaker 4: were like, it's honestly just too much of a rigmarole

481
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 4: to go through insurance.

482
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,360
Speaker 1: Now, dude, I keep having that with, you know, with

483
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: my many ailments.

484
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 5: This is what I'm talking about. Where are we going?

485
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 5: Where do we go from here?

486
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 2: How does anybody exist in this world?

487
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 3: Man? It's gotten much too hard. And then you've gotten

488
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 3: you've got to start cleaning your kid's teeth. It's like

489
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 3: fucking holy shit, dude, no they fall out.

490
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

491
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 4: I was with the boys by myself last weekend while

492
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 4: Emma was out running this thing called Hood to Coast,

493
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 4: right you heard of that. It's like a two hundred

494
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 4: mile relay or something. I'm by myself with the boy

495
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 4: so many races. It's wild cool name boys Knock Big

496
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,400
Speaker 4: Boy knocks little boy's teeth out.

497
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 5: What baby teeth.

498
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 2: Like fighting wise or accidental.

499
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 4: They were playing some game with like rings in the

500
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 4: pool had old rings or brass rings.

501
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 5: I give my sons.

502
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 4: I give my son's brass rings, and I say, you

503
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,239
Speaker 4: always reach for this, uh no, like the pool rings, right,

504
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 4: and he just like whipped it his face teeth out, and.

505
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 5: I'm like, kids, I'm like, uh yeah, no, it's going good. Here.

506
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 5: A couple of teeth got knocked out, Like, uh, it's

507
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 5: just what's going on.

508
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 4: It's those calls of being like on your own, like

509
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 4: I'm dadding this weekend.

510
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 5: It's just me boys that we're taking care of it.

511
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 2: Don't worry about anything, honey, immediately teeth.

512
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 4: And she's made like the list of all the things

513
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 4: you need to do, and I gotta be like, lost

514
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 4: a tooth and she's like, as long as it's the

515
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 4: baby tooth, don't worry about it.

516
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I love you.

517
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 2: That's actually great, And then I instantly called back and

518
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 2: call her back.

519
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 5: I didn't mean that.

520
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I did mean that for you.

521
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 4: I've just been hanging out with the kids all day

522
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 4: and saying I love you, but.

523
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,120
Speaker 1: My son did a weird He woke up the other

524
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: morning and we go to get him out of the crib.

525
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 2: Chloe was getting him and she calls me and she's like, Adam,

526
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 2: come here. I come in and there's blood everywhere and

527
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 2: there's blood all over his face and he's just smiling.

528
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 5: He's just like okay and that's cool. And we're like, uh,

529
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 5: Chloe's nose is gone. A bird flew through the window.

530
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 5: He ate a bird?

531
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 2: No, And we're like looking around, like, did he scratch himself?

532
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 2: Like what is going on?

533
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 5: No scratches.

534
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 2: This kid bit his tongue so hard that he just

535
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 2: soaked his and we were like, we didn't wake up

536
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,959
Speaker 2: he was you know, we have a monitor, like if

537
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 2: he was screaming, we would have heard it.

538
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you just turn it off at night.

539
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we go and we look. Uhs. We go back

540
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 2: to look to see if he did scream. He did.

541
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 2: You could tell when he bit his tongue.

542
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,239
Speaker 5: Oh, you can rewind on that.

543
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

544
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 5: Oh, and it'll be.

545
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 2: Like the moment of like that he was really moving around. Yeah,

546
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 2: you could tell the moment that he bit it. He

547
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 2: was laying on his back and he like moves and

548
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 2: he bit it and he goes silent, silent scream.

549
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: Like he goes, oh my god, he's a dream and

550
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 1: it holds it there for like a minute and a half,

551
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. And then turns around and

552
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: then just buries his face into the into the mats

553
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 1: or whatever the crib and then just smeared blood all over.

554
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 5: It looked like a.

555
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: Scene, dude, and didn't make a peep. Didn't make a peep.

556
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,959
Speaker 1: And then you look, We're like, hey, buddy, stick out

557
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: your tongue. We're all like, stick your tongue out. It's

558
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: like purple, huge chunk, all raised like like a vicious

559
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: by now like, fuck, that's brutal.

560
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was wild, And I was like,

561
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,360
Speaker 2: did you teach him the lessons? Thank God I wasn't.

562
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: Home alone with him when he did this, because just

563
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: so it would have been my fault, cry right, it

564
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: would have been like.

565
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 2: Why did you allow him to buy this tongue off?

566
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 4: You would have swallowed his tongue, driven to the er,

567
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 4: and then been like he's not in the car.

568
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 5: Fuck, oh shit, I knew I forgot something.

569
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 2: I knew I forgot.

570
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 5: Damn, he's just on the hood. He's on the hood.

571
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 5: He's on the hood. It's brutal, dude, goddamn oh man.

572
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 4: Remember the jackass where they put the baby seat on

573
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 4: the roof. I remember thinking that was like the funniest

574
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 4: thing in the world, and then you have kids and

575
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 4: you go, that's that's not as funny as you think

576
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 4: it is.

577
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,719
Speaker 2: It's not funny. That jackass ain't hitting like it used to.

578
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 2: Maybe too real.

579
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 4: Because you just you It's not like I never would

580
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 4: be like, oh, I have kids, so like I now know,

581
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,479
Speaker 4: like if my kid was on the roof, that wouldn't

582
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 4: be funny. But now I have kids. If I saw

583
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 4: someone else's kid on the roof, I turned into hero

584
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 4: mode and go, I've run after that because I know

585
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 4: what they are dealing with.

586
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 2: You put your children's life in trying to save that child. Yeah, yeah,

587
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 2: you throw the e brake on, I skitch.

588
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 5: I grabbed the back of the car, and I skitch

589
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 5: on my son. Huh huh as a skateboard take the

590
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 5: wheel skin.

591
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: Off in road rash, road rash.

592
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 3: What also was so brutal about that prank is like

593
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 3: I think Johnny Knoxville would like, then you jump out

594
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 3: of the car, just grab it and take it back

595
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 3: in and then drive off like no explanation. So that

596
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 3: person was just left like what the fuck just happened?

597
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, very confused.

598
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: Also, now I'm a father, Uh, there's never a point

599
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: that my child in the car seat.

600
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: It's too heavy. M Like those things combined.

601
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is a seventy pound to put him

602
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: to put him all the way on top of the car.

603
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 5: Oh that's hard for you.

604
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 2: That very hard, very very hard.

605
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 1: There's not one moment that I would want to that

606
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: I would lift him all the way up and put

607
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: him on top of the car.

608
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 3: Yeah that's generally, yeah, don't do that. But then what

609
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 3: do you just put him on the car? Herb just

610
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 3: kind of kick it absolutely.

611
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 4: Honestly, Adam, Yeah, ten of those a day, we'll get

612
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 4: your chance.

613
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 2: That's how I dial it in.

614
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's now, that's dialing it in.

615
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: They're lifting your kids as a workout is gangster?

616
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 4: I mean that's I I have hurt myself so many

617
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 4: times lifting kids up.

618
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 5: Of course, just throwing back out.

619
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 3: Before you had children, what what used to lift kids

620
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 3: all the time?

621
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 4: It's great, look at this, Oh god damn it, come

622
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 4: over here, No, just like learn leaning into a crib

623
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 4: and like lifting them up or like oh sure, you

624
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 4: know whatever the situation is, it's I mean.

625
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 5: Knock on wood.

626
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 3: Nobody's none of us have like thrown like thrown our

627
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 3: back out yet, right of course.

628
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 2: I have, yeah all the time.

629
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 5: What do you mean you you've never thrown your back

630
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 5: out where.

631
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: You're like have to like lay on the couch for

632
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 2: a whole last day.

633
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course I have.

634
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 3: Oh I don't even know that and that yet. Thank God.

635
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 3: I think it's because I'm bionic.

636
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: Well, you had the back surgery they they injected you

637
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: to see them into that.

638
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have.

639
00:28:58,960 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: I have a little inf you.

640
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, feels good. Baby got back.

641
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine was not backward lated.

642
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: I just was getting the like those backspasms when we

643
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: were on tour and my back just like.

644
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 2: Fully went out and I had to lay.

645
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: I forget where we were, but I just laid on

646
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: the floor of the nice That's why I liked staying

647
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: in nice hotel rooms, because I'm like, at least if

648
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: I can lay on the floor here, I'm not going

649
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: to find a use condom condom wrapper.

650
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 5: It's a fancy man's joices.

651
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 3: I guess it was like I was like the specific

652
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 3: moment because I know it's like pretty common for like

653
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 3: dads to go down to like pick up even moms

654
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 3: probably you could go to pick up your kid, and

655
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 3: then it's just like like that's it. You're not moving

656
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 3: the rest of the day. You've had You've had a

657
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 3: total shut down.

658
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why you just gotta load your back

659
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 4: and look like a total weirdo and left with your.

660
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: Legs you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, just.

661
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 5: Like fucking what do they call it? Vanilla? Gorilla?

662
00:29:53,680 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 2: God damn? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotcha forty that duck,

663
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 2: dad duck.

664
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 5: And you go to the doctor. They don't even let

665
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 5: you use your shirt.

666
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: God, this is.

667
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 5: A pretty educational freaking pod.

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Speaker 1: We get pretty charge shah. This is yeah, we're more

669
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Speaker 1: charged than I thought we were gonna be.

670
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Speaker 5: This pun I mean, I'm pissed now. There's just there's

671
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 5: just a lot of shit.

672
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 4: I mean, this all got kicked off when Isaac was

673
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 4: talking about how you got to pay extra for ESPN now,

674
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,959
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, I feel like everything, like how

675
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 4: did we get hoodwinked into this? Direct TV was off

676
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 4: the CHANKI it was fucking awesome.

677
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 5: It was fucking great.

678
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Speaker 1: I remember when it was a big deal to like

679
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: when we when Workholics first popped off, when we first

680
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: got Workholics. I remember upgrading to the direct TV package

681
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,719
Speaker 1: where I got everything, including all the movie channels, and

682
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, fucking I got it all. By the way,

683
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: I still pay for it. I don't even know how

684
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: to watch my direct TV anymore. Cool And when I

685
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: go back to like, the boxes are just all kicked

686
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: up when I in my house in Hollywood. Yeah, uh,

687
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: it just none of it works. So I'm assuming it's

688
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: so great. Yeah, I wouldn't even know how. So I'm

689
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: going to forever.

690
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 5: But it's only four hundred dollars a month.

691
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember it being Yeah, it's it's very expensive.

692
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: But uh, why do we like direct TV more than

693
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: I understand?

694
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 2: Now?

695
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: You have to buy it's this and this and this

696
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: and this and this and this, and it ends up

697
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 1: being the same as the direct TV with all the things.

698
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: But isn't it nice to be able to just click

699
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: I want to watch this right now?

700
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 5: You don't like that we had that? Like you could

701
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 5: still do like on demand. That's true.

702
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 4: You could browse on demand everything. Everything that was like

703
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 4: on HBO or whatever. You could go to HBO on

704
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 4: demand and click on it if you wanted to.

705
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 2: Is that real?

706
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 4: Man?

707
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,239
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but that was.

708
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 3: That was after a certain amount of time, like the

709
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: show had already been.

710
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 5: There, but it exists. It existed. What I will say

711
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 5: is I like clicking channels. I like channel surfing.

712
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 4: I like I like when I go to a hotel

713
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 4: and I turned the TV on and it's the middle

714
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 4: of X movie. We all know the movies that if

715
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 4: it's on, you're finishing the movie or if you've never Dude,

716
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 4: I watched a bunch of episodes of Colombo this past

717
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 4: weekend in Wisconsin.

718
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 2: Yep, what the hellucky donkey, Okay, doing some research and

719
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: they're good. I remember those being like a snoozer.

720
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Speaker 5: No Columbo rocks, dude, here's the fucking man.

721
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, don't don't sleep. You won't sleep on Columbo.

722
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 4: But anyway, i'd never seen it before and I was like, oh,

723
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 4: this is Colombo.

724
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 5: I'm gonna watch it up.

725
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: Yeah I missed that watching like random shit that you

726
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: normally wouldn't watch, but you're just like, I guess I'm

727
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: watching ncis New Orleans.

728
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you could.

729
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: And it's like not a thing, not a thing that

730
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: I would watch, but you just watch part of it.

731
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 5: And you could discover it. You could discover it. You

732
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 5: could get hooked.

733
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 4: By it, as opposed to just browsing things being like

734
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 4: am I gonna click on this?

735
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 5: And it's too easy not to. I'm yeah, that's.

736
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 3: The danger of It's the danger of what is it

737
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 3: when you're targeted, like what is it called?

738
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 5: Like your algorithm? Algorithm? It's the danger of it. Nobody discovers.

739
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 3: It's really hard to discover anything new or organically or

740
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 3: think outside of your box or shell because everything is

741
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 3: catered to you.

742
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: Right, Did I tell you guys about the algorithm and

743
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: how it got me on YouTube?

744
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: I'm never on YouTube? Did I Did I tell this to.

745
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 5: Your other podcast? More important?

746
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm never on YouTube. I got on YouTube TV

747
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I'm just like, okay, maybe I thumbed through.

748
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: And then it was like, you know some stand ups

749
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: that I know, you know, the Shane Gillis, the you

750
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: know Tom Sigura, And I'm like, yeah, okay, I know

751
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: these guys. It would make sense that that that's the

752
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: algorithm thinks that I would like this stuff.

753
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, the manosphere. You're in the manosphere.

754
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm in a little bit of the manosphere.

755
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: And then and then a commercial popped up and it

756
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: was a muppet and it was just like a sad

757
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: muppet and it was talking about how like he's a

758
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: male loneliness and depression and how he watches too much

759
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 1: online pornography. It was this and it was this muppet

760
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 1: jerking off alone and then crying, and it was about

761
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 1: this muppet.

762
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 5: It's not a muppet, it's a puppet. Your muppets, Jim Henry.

763
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: It was a puppet, but they made it look like

764
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: a muppet, and he was.

765
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 5: Depressed, crying because it jerks off too.

766
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: Because it jerks off too much. And that's I was

767
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 2: getting targeted that. I'm like, what the fuck.

768
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 5: Do you start stroking your screen like I feel that show?

769
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 5: What the hell? Yeah?

770
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Speaker 1: I don't know, and I'm never on YouTube, and it's

771
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: like out the gate, this is what it thought that

772
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: I needed to see.

773
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 5: And I'm like, huh, well, what time was it that

774
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 5: you were watching this?

775
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: It was kind of late because I feel like the

776
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: commercials I get late.

777
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 5: By the way, I've stopped paying. I pay.

778
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 4: I now pay for YouTube to avoid commercials. That's crazy

779
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 4: because they just used to drive me fucking absolutely crazy.

780
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 2: They're terrible.

781
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 4: But the ones late night would be like this where

782
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 4: you're just like, You're like, my life's not that bad.

783
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 4: I just don't have to get up in the morning.

784
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 4: What the fuck you?

785
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 5: This is me? I'm not this guy.

786
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 3: They got some weird ones now that are like blatantly AI.

787
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 3: It's like the person talking and it's like.

788
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 5: You're dude. I saw Oprah.

789
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're beast of a yogurt slinger. Will be hard

790
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 3: for over thirty minutes at a time.

791
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 2: It's fucking madness.

792
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 5: You're speaking my language now.

793
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 4: I saw one where Oprah was like, if you drink

794
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 4: this every morning, I'm not kidding, you will be a

795
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 4: new person. And it was just not Oprah, but it

796
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 4: was like her from a talk show talking this way,

797
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 4: and then it was you.

798
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 5: It changed her mouth and it.

799
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they were selling something, yes, and.

800
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 3: It was actually Oprah must have green lighted it. No,

801
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 3: you had to have given permission. That has to be legal.

802
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 4: It's just you do it until somebody gives you a

803
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 4: cease and desist and you go, who doesn't matter. We

804
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 4: already got what we wanted. We'll do it now with

805
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 4: Blake Anderson. That doesn't work. That doesn't work, like Oprah,

806
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 4: Well that was the muppet.

807
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

808
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you used to make your

809
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 1: when you had your T shirt company, and you would

810
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: essentially steal steal characters of the Simpsons and ship right,

811
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: and then you they would send a cease and desist

812
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: and you'd go, Okay, well we're done.

813
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: We already sold those T shirts.

814
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 5: Doesn't matter if you got the cash. Yeah, yeah, already

815
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 5: is wild. Welcome to YouTube.

816
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, that's exactly what they're going to do.

817
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: So if so, whoever made that muppet jerking off? Sorry

818
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: puppet like sorry, didn't mean to offend you, the unhoused

819
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: puppet uh jerking off uh and set and they're being

820
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: sad about it.

821
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: Hey make it me AI me And it's Adam Divine, sad.

822
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 4: Jerking fake Adam always finds the angle and I respect that.

823
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 5: That's fucking cool, dude.

824
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 2: I don't need to make a dime.

825
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: I just want to accidentally be watching YouTube and and

826
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: stumble across uh.

827
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 2: Just fucking Adam divine jerking off.

828
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 5: How mind bending would that experience?

829
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 2: And pretty pretty sad about the whole thing.

830
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Pretty sad about the whole thing, which, by the way, dude,

831
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: when I jerk off, now it's the most pleasurable.

832
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: It's better now that I have a wife and a kid,

833
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 2: because you when you can find that sliver of alone time,

834
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 2: when you know that it's just going to be you

835
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: and your computer screen, it's gonna be me just just

836
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 2: going for it, and you got your thirty minutes of

837
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 2: alone time.

838
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 5: It's a real treat. It's a real tree.

839
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a true happens so infrequently that

840
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 2: when it happens.

841
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 5: Does it ever through the roof? Yeah?

842
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 3: Even the like find this livery But like when if

843
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 3: you got the house to yourself, like say, like there's

844
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: some trip that you're not a part of on a

845
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 3: weekend and you can really just like pretty much do.

846
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 5: A mirror your screen on like the main TV.

847
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 4: You say this is my house out loud a lot, Yeah,

848
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 4: this is my house.

849
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 2: This is my house.

850
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: When you can project images on the family television.

851
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: Is that is that what you do?

852
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 5: Screen? That's an overload?

853
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a lot.

854
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,479
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like screen my house, my house, people

855
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: can like kind of see in and see the television.

856
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 2: I don't know that the Horder the Horder house.

857
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 5: Dude, that's the boss. That's a boss. Move let him know.

858
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, it's my house, it's my house.

859
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 5: FAM's away, daddy's home alone.

860
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: And then when you turn it off, uh, just blue

861
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: starts to play immediately, and then you get sad and

862
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: uh and then that's when you cry. And that's the commercial.

863
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: That's the AI commercial. I guess it's starting Blake now.

864
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: I guess it's gonna start Blake. Hey, I take it back,

865
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: don't make me the star of this a E commercial.

866
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 2: It's Blake Anderson. I mean, it's got the hair. That's

867
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 2: what people want.

868
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's what here's what I saw the other commercial,

869
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 4: Torno commercial for an app called like the Drop or

870
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 4: something like that, where you can upload a picture of somebody.

871
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 4: You can upload a picture of somebody in a bikini

872
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 4: or a shirt, and then it does an AI thing

873
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 4: of them flopping.

874
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 5: Their titties out. This is the way what is going down.

875
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 3: I think that's I'm pretty sure that's super illegal.

876
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 5: I know, but this is if you own the picture

877
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 5: or something. I don't know. I don't know how it works,

878
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 5: but I was just like, where do we go from here?

879
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 5: It flops. We gotta make one of you. We gotta

880
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 5: make one of you.

881
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: So essentially, essentially, what's gonna happen? Is I mean imagine

882
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: that was happy if you're in high school?

883
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 5: What's going on in the world? High school?

884
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 2: Yes, No, this is a this is a true story

885
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 2: that did happen. Oh really people. Yeah, people were at

886
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: some high school.

887
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 5: They were like make it. So they were.

888
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 3: Aiing sex videos of fellow classmates and it was like, yeah,

889
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 3: people got in trouble.

890
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 5: You can't do that.

891
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: Oh I'm assuming yeah, is that what you were going

892
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: to say?

893
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 5: Yes?

894
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: I was saying, like, you know, some high school is

895
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: gonna some fucking punk kid in a high school is going.

896
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 5: To do that. High school kid probably invented it.

897
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, these kids are genius.

898
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 5: Technological genus.

899
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 2: These horny kids are genius.

900
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,959
Speaker 3: Eleven year old boy, you know, porno is the mother

901
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 3: of invention, guys.

902
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: I like that. It's always porno based.

903
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: Like these pushing pushing technology forward, It's always porno based.

904
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: Because men are so goddamn horny that they we could

905
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,240
Speaker 1: cure cancer. We could do all these fucking amazing things

906
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 1: if we put our minds to that. Instead, It's like

907
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,439
Speaker 1: if cancer had yeah, if cancer had great titties, Yeah,

908
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: they would be solved by now.

909
00:40:53,360 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: We would be come on, now, yeah.

910
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 4: Here's my question, and there's no wrong answers, absolutely not,

911
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 4: they're never Do you think we'd be better off if porno.

912
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 5: By law could only be run by women?

913
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 2: Oh, wouldn't be as fun? Probably you need another four inches.

914
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 3: No, because you know they do have those sites that

915
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 3: are like women owned, and like women to.

916
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 5: Say women owned?

917
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: Go ahead, And why did you play air quotes around?

918
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 4: By the way, I'm not even saying I want this,

919
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 4: I'm just saying. I'm saying, like, if it was if

920
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 4: they were at the helm, would we be better off

921
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 4: as a society.

922
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 2: I like it took us about forty minutes for us

923
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 2: to get true.

924
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 4: Just porno, it's at the crux of everything, of everything

925
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 4: of society.

926
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,439
Speaker 5: No, that already exists, and it isn't better.

927
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 3: It's just like basically shot with a little softer lighting.

928
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 5: That's not what I'm asking.

929
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 4: If they were by law in charge of all of it,

930
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 4: if there would be.

931
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 5: Like less deviancy or less porn or more honestly.

932
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 3: And I know this, maybe this is a beta thing,

933
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 3: but I would love to have women at the helm

934
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 3: of most things in society, just to see what would happen,

935
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 3: because it has been such a man of sphere.

936
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 5: You know what I say, I said, good luck, I

937
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 5: said good luck.

938
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 3: It would be nice to see what the inverse of

939
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 3: society would be if it was more a female focused.

940
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: I bet you know well, because the people that on

941
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: the period go haywire. Well, I think the people that

942
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: vie for power, yes, are psychopaths, men or women. So

943
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: and especially women. Who's in charge of porno? You have

944
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: to be a porno person who loves porno. And it's

945
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: not all women are in charge of this just gonna

946
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: be like a woman who runs the porn of No,

947
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: she's gonna be an absolute psychopath and she's gonna be like.

948
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no, no no no no. What I'm

949
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 4: not there's like a government appointed like porno leader.

950
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 5: I'm saying that would be awesome.

951
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 4: I'm saying all these companies, all these companies, at the

952
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 4: head of these companies is a woman.

953
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 2: That's That's what I'm saying.

954
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: There's gonna be instead of a man, there's gonna be

955
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: a woman, and she's.

956
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 2: Going to be an absolute psychopath.

957
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 5: So you think it's and she's worse or better or some.

958
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 2: I think, let me finish, let me finish. I think

959
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 2: she's going to be.

960
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: I think she's going to be an absolute psychopath and

961
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: make it so much crazier than even the men have done,

962
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 1: because she's gonna overcompensate being like, well, they think I'm not.

963
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 2: Gonna do the crazy ship because I'm a woman, I'm

964
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 2: gonna do.

965
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 5: Oh god, you think it's the it's the girl who

966
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 5: grew up with five brothers. Yeah, okay, and she's.

967
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: Like, I can play just as dirty as the boys.

968
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 2: And then the guys are gonna be like, oh, we

969
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: don't want it to be that. That's actually foul. We

970
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 2: don't want that that's actually terrifying.

971
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 4: But so, but do you see what that just for

972
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 4: the guys, they're like, whoa, there's a line across like

973
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 4: what are you doing?

974
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 2: Now? They're now they're But I guess I guess place.

975
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 4: To your hypothetical. I wonder if there is a because

976
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 4: there are women who run these companies, and I wonder

977
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 4: if there is a woman that, like, you know, Lexington

978
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 4: still be like, oh Brenda is a fucking psycho.

979
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 5: No, I won't even I won't even work there anymore.

980
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure that's the case.

981
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 4: I'm sure that whoever, whoever the new guy is, Johnny,

982
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 4: Johnny sins Johnny.

983
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 5: He's such a legend.

984
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 2: Man. Manuel Ferrara legend, not him, Yeah him.

985
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 5: I love naming dude porno bros.

986
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 2: Manuel Ferrara.

987
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: Remember when we ran into he's gonna be on the cruise,

988
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: when we ran into him shooting a Workaholics episode when

989
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: we were at that like racquetball court, ah and we

990
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: and I just like went into like look, we were

991
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: shooting there and I went in to look and he's

992
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: sitting there and he goes, he's he's like Spanish or something.

993
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, man, I love I love your show.

994
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, thanks, and I'm like, wait are

995
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 1: you And he goes.

996
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 4: They don't know, Todd, can we get a picture of

997
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 4: this guy that's Colombo?

998
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: They goes, they don't know. Yeah, yeah, look at Oh

999
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,839
Speaker 1: he's French. He's French. Yeah, this guy, I don't look

1000
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 1: at you guys.

1001
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 5: He's been he's retired for a while though, right, Oh,

1002
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 5: it says to present.

1003
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 2: I don't know, it says to press with his career.

1004
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 2: But I remember being like, how do I know you?

1005
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 2: And he's like and then I'm like, oh wait, and

1006
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 2: he's like, they don't know.

1007
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 5: No, he was born in France, isn't that what you

1008
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 5: just said? Or no, born in France.

1009
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 2: I just raised. I said Spain, but I knew he

1010
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 2: had some kind of an accent.

1011
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,959
Speaker 5: Well, dude, he's got a Spanish mother.

1012
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, oh and that, well, where did he get

1013
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 3: his hog from?

1014
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 5: I think French people have big dicks, right, I think so, Todd.

1015
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 5: We looked that up. Not bigger than American's.

1016
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 2: Hell, you know, Columbo's got a big day.

1017
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 4: Listen to how porn his background is. His father was

1018
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 4: an electrician and his mother was a cleaning lady. Like,

1019
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 4: that's a porno waiting to happen somebody, the plot of

1020
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 4: like every porno from the second Well.

1021
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: My dad was a railroad conducture and my mom was

1022
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: a cleaning lady.

1023
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 2: That's a porno waiting to have porn.

1024
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 4: Right, your dad ran trainin Uh, cleaning ladies can get it.

1025
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 2: Man, Blake, Blake, what did your parents do? My mom

1026
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 2: was a dental hygienist and my dad worked for the gap.

1027
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 2: Mm hm, that's a poorn no waiting to shoot the

1028
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: gap rights?

1029
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 4: What you got a small business owner and big in

1030
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 4: the porno industry.

1031
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 5: Now real estate agents.

1032
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a poorno waiting to happen.

1033
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 4: I think we've covered this before where it's like poor

1034
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 4: real estate agents. Right now, there's so many pornos about

1035
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 4: a guy being like, all by this house if you

1036
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 4: blow me, and then they're like first and they do it.

1037
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 4: Every realtor must just be like, damn it, God, damn it.

1038
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 4: Every time I have an open house, I need a

1039
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 4: fucking mace on my keychain from a this is important cruise.

1040
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 5: Yeah. Absolutely, I have heard that.

1041
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 2: I have heard that it is very scary because.

1042
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 4: There's you're in a bedroom and you are now like

1043
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 4: in the porno.

1044
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 2: Yeah absolutely, Yeah I didn't.

1045
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: I guess I never thought about how scary that probably

1046
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: is for women realistic agents alone in a bedroom.

1047
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking terrified.

1048
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, my mom has a clock. Yeah that's fucking cool.

1049
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 2: Shoot him up, shoot him up.

1050
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's murdered people.

1051
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 2: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams. I mean,

1052
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm really proud of us.

1053
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 3: I think we were kind of smart on this pod,

1054
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 3: so we were fired up.

1055
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 5: I think we're just fired up.

1056
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 2: I don't know if smart, right.

1057
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 3: I think we came up with a lot of really

1058
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 3: great solutions to the not money specifics. Yeah, you know,

1059
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 3: we danced around some subjects, a lot of generalities.

1060
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 5: This was really Eddie. Man.

1061
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 4: This is a really if you thought we were smart,

1062
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 4: slide in Blake's DMS and tell them.

1063
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 3: And also to yourself a favorite in Google image search

1064
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 3: Colombo because this guy looks like a fucking led jun

1065
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 3: give So.

1066
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 4: So I'm watching this episode and there's a woman on

1067
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 4: it who's like crushing, and I'm like, who's this lady?

1068
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 5: Guess what?

1069
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 4: It was his real life wife who was in the

1070
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 4: episode season ten. So you know, he was like, have

1071
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 4: my wife been the episode?

1072
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 5: But she crushes? She crushes.

1073
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 2: How many seasons of Colombo were there?

1074
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 5: There were ten? This was the final ten seasons.

1075
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 2: Good first man, and he got the wife in on

1076
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 2: the last season. What a gangster.

1077
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1078
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 3: Shout out to Colombo alive. I hope we didn't just

1079
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 3: kill him.

1080
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: He's dead now, dude, do part of you guys wish

1081
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: we would have we would have taken Workaholics to uh

1082
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: season ten, because ten.

1083
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 2: Is such a solid number.

1084
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 5: We got we kissed it, we got seven.

1085
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: We could have Remember, they wanted to pick us up

1086
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: for three more seasons, Kyle Kyle kebash.

1087
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 4: Instead, they wanted to implode. They they were like, we

1088
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 4: don't like paying and then they imploded as an entire

1089
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 4: network that no one knows anymore unless you're watching.

1090
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, I guess it's it's nice that we dipped.

1091
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 2: Now that Comedy Central truly isn't even a network.

1092
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 4: They're like, they're like work They're like, I mean, I

1093
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 4: don't even want to diss Panda Express like this, but

1094
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 4: like Pan Express has orange flavored chicken.

1095
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 5: It's amazing.

1096
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 4: It carries the entire restaurant they have South Park. But

1097
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 4: for a while they had a bunch of really good

1098
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 4: dishes that people were eating, and now they're just back

1099
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 4: to having an orange flavored chicken, which again is amazing.

1100
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 5: Delicious, but god, and it keeps the lights on. But like,

1101
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 5: what are we doing?

1102
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: What are we doing? Yeah, but you don't even go

1103
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 2: to Comedy Central to watch that anymore. It's just it's

1104
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 2: just streaming to watch South Park.

1105
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean it's so P plus.

1106
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 2: But now there's new ownership at P plus.

1107
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: We're still fighting the good fight, trying to get to

1108
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: Workaholics movie going.

1109
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah?

1110
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 4: Is this a shout out to the sky Dance guy

1111
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 4: David Ellison, Dave May I call you. Keep good guys.

1112
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 4: Turn your headphones off, guys, Dave a right turned off?

1113
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 4: What are we doing here?

1114
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 5: Are we?

1115
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 4: Are we going to take this thing to the next level?

1116
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 4: Are we making the Workahowks movie? Are we saving this

1117
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 4: whole damn industry? Could the work Ahowks movie save Hollywood?

1118
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 5: Guys?

1119
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 2: Yep?

1120
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 5: Come on, come on back.

1121
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 2: We're good, Okay, clicking it went well, I think it

1122
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 2: went good. Big shout out to Dave Dave Ellison.

1123
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 5: Come on the pod, tell us what you're doing.

1124
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 2: Come on, we.

1125
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 5: Would look, we'd love to have you.

1126
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, you know, big shout outs to everyone

1127
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: that is buying tickets to this is important. This cruise

1128
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: is important dot com and you could buy your tickets

1129
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: to the cruise, which we're all very very excited.

1130
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 4: We're gonna have the are the Kelsey is gonna be

1131
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 4: there is that what you just alluded to.

1132
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe they will be shy. There's a possibility. I

1133
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: don't know when the wedding date is, but maybe it's

1134
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 2: maybe they do it on the cruise.

1135
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe take T Swift and kel Starget on T

1136
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 4: Swift on the bow.

1137
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, see that for them, I see that for them.

1138
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 2: Remember when she was in the Bitch better have my

1139
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 2: honey bear coat barcoat? That was a classic photo of

1140
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: T Swift. Obviously a huge, huge fan, huge Any do

1141
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 2: you guys have any takebacks, any apologies?

1142
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 3: I don't know if my dad did work at the Gap,

1143
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,720
Speaker 3: it might have been crazy shirts, but I'll run it back.

1144
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 4: It was, but I can't. I got a not a

1145
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 4: take back, but a whoopsies. I like went into my

1146
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 4: Instagram d ms and found hundreds of messages from like

1147
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 4: three hundred weeks ago or something like that. And I

1148
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,040
Speaker 4: don't even know where they came from or how I

1149
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 4: didn't see them because I go in there every once

1150
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 4: a while and check them out. These were like dozens

1151
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 4: and dozens of weeks old, and it was tens of

1152
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 4: twenties of dozens or whatever.

1153
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 5: But bud Buzz Budweiser's like Hey, we'd love to do

1154
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 5: something together.

1155
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:19,479
Speaker 2: Like Christ not damn a bud.

1156
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 4: So if it's if it's nice people I never got

1157
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 4: back to I never do that anyway.

1158
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 2: If it's the realist deal, they will go through your agents,

1159
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Yeah, but but no.

1160
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 3: I got some free Oscar Meyer hot dogs the other

1161
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 3: day and they went through me, So that feels pretty.

1162
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 2: They went they went right through you.

1163
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 5: You are right, okay, yes, thank you.

1164
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 2: I'll take them. And that's another episode this important. Thanks

1165
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 2: for giving me some points there at the end. I

1166
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 2: felt really good about that. Was really good, Adam, really.

1167
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 5: Thank you think you think you think you think you

1168
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 5: think you are so proud mhm