Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone taben.
Speaker 2: An old friend is back, the most irritating phones solicitor
Speaker 2: in the world. It's now time for scary and Michael
Speaker 2: Oppenheimer a brand new one.
Speaker 1: What do you have today?
Speaker 3: That's right, Melissa wanted the phones tap her husband. He
Speaker 3: runs this accounting business out of his house and gets
Speaker 3: flooded with telemarketing calls all day, so she's like up,
Speaker 3: he's trapped. Time for relentless telephone telemarketer mister Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 3: to sell him.
Speaker 2: A recipe book. I feel so sorry for these poor people.
Speaker 2: Let's see sorry for this guy. Here we go, Good
Speaker 2: as noon.
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Avis ninety cent dot com.
Speaker 1: How are you doing today, sir?
Speaker 4: Who is this?
Speaker 1: This is Michael Oppenheimer. Today. We have a wonderful product
Speaker 1: called dump Cakes, Quick and Easy bake recipe book. Dump
Speaker 1: Cakes shortens the prep time and.
Speaker 4: I don't have time. I'm sorry, I'm busy here. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm not interested, thank you. Hello.
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer dump Cakes with and.
Speaker 4: He just called me. Okay, I'm not interested, thank you.
Speaker 1: There's no mistakes to make, just pouring the ingredients and bake.
Speaker 1: It's that simple, sir.
Speaker 4: With God, my god, no, Hello, good Une.
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Upenheim. Dump cakes. Just dump and.
Speaker 4: Bake, guy.
Speaker 1: From skilletsmores to sticky buns or cakes, you'll get five
Speaker 1: star dessert recipes calling me.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to run my business.
Speaker 1: Here introducing dump dinners.
Speaker 4: You want to eat a dump dinner? Here might dumpy
Speaker 4: my dinner, buddy? Do you like that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Oh? I just dump my dinner for you. Listen to
Speaker 4: this crap you're trying to sell.
Speaker 1: Me, sir, How many of these would you like to
Speaker 1: order right now?
Speaker 4: I told you couple of me. That's all you're selling,
Speaker 4: is y.
Speaker 1: Let me read you a recipe from the dump cakes. God,
Speaker 1: how about black forest dump?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I got cakes. I'm gonna stick them
Speaker 4: down your throat. Hello. Hello, it's okay. It's one of
Speaker 4: the steps that is emitting. You have a problem. What
Speaker 4: problem problem is? Nobody wants you're a part of Okay,
Speaker 4: mister hoppey Heimer, how would you like to.
Speaker 1: Be able to make rich brownies in the luxury of
Speaker 1: your own kitchen.
Speaker 4: Well, actually, mister hoopy hyper, I actually make my own
Speaker 4: brownies and they're in my bath and want to make them. Okay,
Speaker 4: when I.
Speaker 1: Take it, desserts have never been easier. And now no
Speaker 1: dirty bulls.
Speaker 4: No, it's okay, because when I'm walking outside, I do
Speaker 4: get dirty. You want to see a pitcher.
Speaker 1: I said, dirty bulls?
Speaker 4: Oh you mean dirty tall with bes. Oh, here's one
Speaker 4: right here. Yeah, you like that.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about it for you, mixing bulls for cake.
Speaker 4: Oh you want to miss my balls? Okay, mix my
Speaker 4: balls too.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm looking for your h somebody in your house
Speaker 1: that could be a baker. Trust me, no, trust me.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're talking to the right person, mister hype be
Speaker 4: hid me. I do all the baking in here, big boy,
Speaker 4: you were the apron. Actually, what I'm wearing right now
Speaker 4: is a Victoria's Secret special here. Oh yes, and it
Speaker 4: comes with a spatulus so I can make all the pudding.
Speaker 4: I want want to come over and see some How about.
Speaker 1: We send you the starter kit with dump cakes and
Speaker 1: dump dinners.
Speaker 4: Plus you don't understand, hype Hypene, I don't need no
Speaker 4: starter kits, Mama. I make my own dumps.
Speaker 3: Well, if in that case you've been phone tapped by
Speaker 3: your wife, Melissa, what this is?
Speaker 1: Scary? Jones? Elvis ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you are so glad because, oh my god,
Speaker 4: don't be my chills right now, because.
Speaker 1: In my heart you're an accountant.
Speaker 4: Yes, you bet you. Oh my god, I can imagine
Speaker 4: how many call that loss doing this whole stupid phone
Speaker 4: crap or cap well, whatever the hell it is.