WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Dump Cakes

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone taben.

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<v Speaker 2>An old friend is back, the most irritating phones solicitor

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<v Speaker 2>in the world. It's now time for scary and Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Oppenheimer a brand new one.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you have today?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Melissa wanted the phones tap her husband. He

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<v Speaker 3>runs this accounting business out of his house and gets

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<v Speaker 3>flooded with telemarketing calls all day, so she's like up,

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<v Speaker 3>he's trapped. Time for relentless telephone telemarketer mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 3>to sell him.

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<v Speaker 2>A recipe book. I feel so sorry for these poor people.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see sorry for this guy. Here we go, Good

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<v Speaker 2>as noon.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Avis ninety cent dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing today, sir?

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<v Speaker 4>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Michael Oppenheimer. Today. We have a wonderful product

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<v Speaker 1>called dump Cakes, Quick and Easy bake recipe book. Dump

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<v Speaker 1>Cakes shortens the prep time and.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have time. I'm sorry, I'm busy here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not interested, thank you. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer dump Cakes with and.

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<v Speaker 4>He just called me. Okay, I'm not interested, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no mistakes to make, just pouring the ingredients and bake.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that simple, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>With God, my god, no, Hello, good Une.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Upenheim. Dump cakes. Just dump and.

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<v Speaker 4>Bake, guy.

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<v Speaker 1>From skilletsmores to sticky buns or cakes, you'll get five

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<v Speaker 1>star dessert recipes calling me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to run my business.

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<v Speaker 1>Here introducing dump dinners.

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<v Speaker 4>You want to eat a dump dinner? Here might dumpy

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<v Speaker 4>my dinner, buddy? Do you like that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? I just dump my dinner for you. Listen to

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<v Speaker 4>this crap you're trying to sell.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, sir, How many of these would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>order right now?

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<v Speaker 4>I told you couple of me. That's all you're selling,

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<v Speaker 4>is y.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me read you a recipe from the dump cakes. God,

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<v Speaker 1>how about black forest dump?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I got cakes. I'm gonna stick them

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<v Speaker 4>down your throat. Hello. Hello, it's okay. It's one of

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<v Speaker 4>the steps that is emitting. You have a problem. What

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<v Speaker 4>problem problem is? Nobody wants you're a part of Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>mister hoppey Heimer, how would you like to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be able to make rich brownies in the luxury of

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<v Speaker 1>your own kitchen.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, actually, mister hoopy hyper, I actually make my own

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<v Speaker 4>brownies and they're in my bath and want to make them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>when I.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it, desserts have never been easier. And now no

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<v Speaker 1>dirty bulls.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's okay, because when I'm walking outside, I do

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<v Speaker 4>get dirty. You want to see a pitcher.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, dirty bulls?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you mean dirty tall with bes. Oh, here's one

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<v Speaker 4>right here. Yeah, you like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about it for you, mixing bulls for cake.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you want to miss my balls? Okay, mix my

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<v Speaker 4>balls too.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm looking for your h somebody in your house

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<v Speaker 1>that could be a baker. Trust me, no, trust me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're talking to the right person, mister hype be

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<v Speaker 4>hid me. I do all the baking in here, big boy,

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<v Speaker 4>you were the apron. Actually, what I'm wearing right now

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<v Speaker 4>is a Victoria's Secret special here. Oh yes, and it

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<v Speaker 4>comes with a spatulus so I can make all the pudding.

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<v Speaker 4>I want want to come over and see some How about.

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<v Speaker 1>We send you the starter kit with dump cakes and

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<v Speaker 1>dump dinners.

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<v Speaker 4>Plus you don't understand, hype Hypene, I don't need no

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<v Speaker 4>starter kits, Mama. I make my own dumps.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if in that case you've been phone tapped by

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<v Speaker 3>your wife, Melissa, what this is?

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<v Speaker 1>Scary? Jones? Elvis ran in the Morning show.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, you are so glad because, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>don't be my chills right now, because.

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<v Speaker 1>In my heart you're an accountant.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you bet you. Oh my god, I can imagine

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<v Speaker 4>how many call that loss doing this whole stupid phone

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<v Speaker 4>crap or cap well, whatever the hell it is.