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Speaker 1: Let's talk sports.

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Speaker 2: Ray, Let's go. There were so many good sports actions

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Speaker 2: this weekend sports games, things like that, are you ready?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I get my phone and I

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Speaker 1: got text from Baser, text from my nephew Asher Justin.

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Speaker 1: Was he drunk?

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Speaker 2: Most likely?

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Speaker 1: He said, we have one of our friend's name is Rabbit.

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Speaker 1: And Justin said, do you have.

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Speaker 2: A South Beach and a rabbit? I don't understand and just.

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Speaker 1: And Justin said at pebble Brook he beat Rabbit's ass

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Speaker 1: out there before. We need to play that course. And

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Speaker 1: I said, the only time I hung out with Rabbit,

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Speaker 1: I was piss ass drunk on a Saturday night and

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Speaker 1: I kept telling him to eat an orange pool ball

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Speaker 1: because he's a rabbit and it's orange. But I did

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Speaker 1: that about three different times and Rabbit got straight up

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Speaker 1: pissed at me. Dude, I'd be so.

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Speaker 2: Hamm rabby, like, okay, where did you meet Rabbit.

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Speaker 1: In the clubhouse? We always play pool. God, Rabbit's like

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Speaker 1: a pool shark, and I'd be pissering shit, man, I

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Speaker 1: mean saw Tate and I'm like, Rabbit, why don't you

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Speaker 1: eat the orange pool ball? You're a rabbit, a dude,

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Speaker 1: But I did that four different times, to the point

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Speaker 1: where Rabbit goes to be hey, dude, you say that

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Speaker 1: every time, it's not funny anymore. The dude's nicknames literally Rabbit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: After about the second time, he's like, okay, you want

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Speaker 2: me to bring some carrots next time we play pull.

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Speaker 1: But the reason it's the sore subject is he hasn't

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Speaker 1: talked to Justin since Justin went to Boston, one of

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Speaker 1: those go.

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Speaker 2: Lee, your friendships have more drama than I mean, you

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Speaker 2: are like a soap. You're like a real housewife's episode.

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Speaker 2: You fight with South Beach. Billy fights with South Beach,

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Speaker 2: you fight with Justin. Justin fights with Rabbit. Rabbit doesn't

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Speaker 2: want you talking to Justin. It's unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: And then there's just Bill. All he wants to do

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Speaker 1: is go to mL Rose and have a cup of coffee.

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Speaker 2: I don't have I don't think I have any drama

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Speaker 2: in my friends groups like that, like my guy friends,

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Speaker 2: we don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: It's blown out of proportion. It's really not that bad.

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Speaker 2: Okay, if you if you took a trip to see Justin,

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Speaker 2: would Rabbit go with you.

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Speaker 1: No, we've kind of excluded Rabbit because he turned the

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Speaker 1: cold shoulder to Justin, and Rabbit's not great friends with me,

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Speaker 1: and I don't believe Bill's good friends with him. It's

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Speaker 1: just me, Justin and Bill are the core. And then

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Speaker 1: basers just Billy know Justin, Yes, Justin went to Billy's

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Speaker 1: bachelor party and we got sawteed. That's right, I forgot

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Speaker 1: all right, let's do it. Come on. And then there's

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Speaker 1: Arnold Arnold. Okay, Arnold, who's your friend? Circle you Abby?

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Speaker 1: And what a prostitute? Arnold?

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Speaker 4: Get over you, son of a practice. And then there's

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Speaker 4: me and Arnold fighting with each other. Man you know

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Speaker 4: who Arnold's also friends with. No Eddie apparently they still talk. Yes,

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Speaker 4: remember Eddie.

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Speaker 1: That's weird. That just got awkwards Eddie.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen Eddie outside of these building in a

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Speaker 2: long time. That just got sad, Like, do you want

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Speaker 2: to talk about an Eddie update? I'm always like, hey,

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Speaker 2: you want to go No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool, we can jump to that in a minute.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 2: Oh the one, two, three sore losers?

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Speaker 1: What up?

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Speaker 2: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: so I give the sports facts. My sports opinions because

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: All it says, and I'm from the north. I'm in

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Speaker 1: alpha male. I live on the West side of Nashville, Tennessee,

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Speaker 1: with Baser, my wife. We are married. We at first

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Speaker 1: were engaged, but then we moved to marriage.

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Speaker 2: And you were dating two also, right, you were dating,

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Speaker 2: you were Internet you were Internet friends, and then you

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Speaker 1: We dated for eight years. What the hell else do

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Speaker 1: you want? And then I also have some updates that

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Speaker 1: I give on the West side valuable information about weather

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Speaker 5: All right, y'all, I'm not a weather man, but if

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Speaker 5: you're at CMA Fest, watch out, this is coming. You

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Speaker 5: got about fifteen minutes wow, massive storm, massive thunderhead that

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Speaker 1: I take any of my advice seriously. And then here

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Speaker 1: comes another update. You didn't take my advice. It's here.

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Speaker 1: It's too late. Ten minutes ago, you were good. Now

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Speaker 1: you're it's here. Run girl, it's here. Random woman with

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Speaker 2: Well, she should have been scared of the storm because

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Speaker 2: you were trying to save her life and she.

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Speaker 1: Could get sheltered. Pretty easily. But I'm over there, a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my kids kept going, hey, can we go to

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Speaker 2: the pool? My no, the storms are supposed to be coming.

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Speaker 2: The storms are supposed to be coming. And she said

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Speaker 2: it over and over and over again. Finally, two and

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Speaker 2: a half hours later, guess what, the storms. The storms came.

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Speaker 2: But we could have been at the pool for an

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Speaker 2: the storms got there. But it kept saying, no, the

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Speaker 2: storms are coming, the storms are coming, The storms are coming.

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Speaker 1: Dude, did every family in Nashville. I hate to this

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Speaker 1: the National International podcast and we talked locally, but it

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Speaker 1: is very interesting because we had the same conversation at

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Speaker 1: our place. Baser goes, hey, you want to go to

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Speaker 1: storms are coming, and so we didn't go to the pool.

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Speaker 1: But the storms didn't come to like five.

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Speaker 2: They didn't come to five thirty. The night before. It

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Speaker 2: was great. The day before, we went over to the

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Speaker 2: neighbor's house and the neighbor had rigged up some contraption. Jimmy,

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Speaker 2: he put up, you know, they have a little slide

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Speaker 2: in their backyard, like can little play set, and he

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Speaker 2: well boom, all into it, loving it, and it was

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Speaker 2: this pipe. It was really a great contraption.

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Speaker 1: Did you hand in your man card? Because that is

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Speaker 1: pretty impressive. It's tough to come back from that as

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Speaker 2: I was like, dang, you guys, you want to know

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Speaker 2: how I feel worthless? I said this to him. I said,

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Speaker 2: let me tell you how you want to make me

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Speaker 2: feel like an absolute putts. I said, let me come

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 2: Thanks man, and the kids are loving it. We're like,

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Speaker 2: we should do this all day tomorrow. And this is

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Speaker 2: on Saturday. And his wife says, storms are going to

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Speaker 2: be here tomorrow. And I said yeah, but and she goes,

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Speaker 2: And I said, no, I don't really want to do that.

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Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, but tomorrow we can't do it. Storms

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Speaker 2: done that, We could have gone to the pool, We

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Speaker 2: could have done a lot of things. But every reaction

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Speaker 2: was storms are coming.

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Speaker 1: Bezer said, hey, do you care if I get another mimosa.

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Speaker 1: We were at brunch. It was a light brunch. I

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Speaker 1: can't get another momosa. Storms are coming. I gotta get home.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to drive in the storms. They didn't

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Speaker 2: And you said, wait, wait, she asked you for another coffee.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no. She was like, do you care if

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Speaker 1: I get another mimosa? And you were like, well, whoa,

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Speaker 2: And in this economy, Joch, you remember two things that

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Speaker 2: don't go together, the wet the storms are coming, and

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Speaker 2: in this economy, last night we picked up dinner and

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Speaker 2: my wife was like, I ordered it right now. It

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Speaker 2: says it's not going to be ready till five point thirty,

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Speaker 2: but maybe if you get there early, it'll be ready

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Speaker 2: And let me tell you, I drove, and two minutes

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Speaker 2: into my drive the storms arrived. Holy they were no

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Speaker 2: longer coming. The storms were here.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's what I was yelling at that woman.

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Speaker 2: So then I ducked into the grocery store, thinking, oh,

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Speaker 2: i'll run in. It'll blow over and then i'll go

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Speaker 2: pick up the food and I'll never get wet.

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Speaker 1: Let me hide in your boobs.

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Speaker 2: So I went in the store and it just kept monsooning.

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Speaker 2: So I kept buying more things. And then I'm getting

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Speaker 2: and I said I'm drenched. I was like yeah, why,

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Speaker 2: and you should be home by now. And I said yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I will say once they did get here, which

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Speaker 1: they finally did, it was three different waves of them. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Fest they had it, they were banging there. They had

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Speaker 1: it delayed. I think they started canceling events around three.

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Speaker 1: So if you were in town your final day of

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Speaker 1: CMA Fest, for about four hours you were in the hotel.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing I've learned, don't wait till the last

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Speaker 2: day to do the things. If you waited till the

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Speaker 2: last day of the Taylor Swift concert here in Nashville,

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Speaker 2: that's when the rain came. Last day of CMA Fest,

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Speaker 2: rain came.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 2: If you want to be a procrastinator and wait till

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Speaker 1: So you really need to hit it. Almost seems like

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Speaker 1: that's when the storms come. They come from the west,

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Speaker 1: and they come on Sunday. All the workers are tired,

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Speaker 1: they've been putting in all this stuff all week. They

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Speaker 1: want that last day off. They wanted to be a

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Speaker 1: little more chill, So that's when they call for the storms.

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Speaker 1: And who else was at CMA Fest. Hop Oh, I

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Speaker 1: think the Titans are getting hopped DeAndre Hopkins. Huh, we

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Speaker 1: need a receiver.

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Speaker 2: They're putting on the full court press.

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Speaker 1: I know that now would be the time to bet

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Speaker 1: the over seven and a half. I know I said

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Speaker 1: under now would let's go?

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Speaker 2: So now we're gonna re a bet from Friday and

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Speaker 2: bet the over seven and a half.

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Speaker 1: It's still in before he's even signed. If you're as

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Speaker 2: I was there with chess Day's dad, me and him.

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Speaker 1: That's how the one here in Nashville was Doude. Remember

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Speaker 2: And I was sitting there and I was like, and

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Speaker 2: They were all in their cub Scout uniforms, boy scout uniforms.

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Speaker 2: And I got to walk all around the field. I

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Speaker 1: There's no way it's called pesky pole. That had a

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Speaker 2: Master Pesky Pole. Oh that's in Why is it called ray?

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Speaker 1: heard Yankee Stadium. Holy crap, No, Yankee Stadium was a dump.

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Speaker 2: It was beautiful, But anyway, I don't care. I called

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Speaker 2: Yes, I understand that, but it was so cool to

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Speaker 2: You know that are walking with the Cub Scouts. No,

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Speaker 1: I came here to see Mo blow the ball.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Mo, and Mo Vaughn went oh for four

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Speaker 1: Damn it, Mo.

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Speaker 2: And here's an email. Hey, boys, I need an explanation.

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Speaker 1: From you guys on something.

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Speaker 2: And this leads me right from me getting on the

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Speaker 2: His anxiety and sneaking in don't mix. Holy hell, Ray,

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Speaker 2: how do you do it? Thank you? Principal Jeremy Griffin.

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Speaker 1: Holy crap, we've gotten an elder.

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Speaker 2: No, because it's so true. No, I mean that is

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Speaker 2: like the whole time, are you looking over your shoulder?

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Speaker 2: So the alcohol is what allows you the courage to

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Speaker 1: Once you're in, you're in. Like Flann Man, I'm telling you,

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Speaker 1: So's say when I went in with Eddie the time,

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Speaker 1: And the parking is a weird thing. It's almost where

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Speaker 2: It's so easy.

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Speaker 1: so I'm fine. Grease in the door guy, you know

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Speaker 2: My belief is when I read the email, it's the

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Speaker 2: never do it sober. His anxiety would kick in. He

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Speaker 2: away with it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Bros, not if I only snug myself in.

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Speaker 1: I tried my nephew, no until I'm not going to

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00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,640
Speaker 1: the Pridgs game with you, but my buddies. I got

439
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,760
Speaker 1: four of them into NCAA March madness. I oh sec tournament.

440
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:56,520
Speaker 3: There you go.

441
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,240
Speaker 1: I got Dylan, his buddy from Oklahoma, and then his

442
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,000
Speaker 1: dad from Oklaho.

443
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,040
Speaker 2: So all of us just rolled in. We went into

444
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,480
Speaker 2: did you get rabbit In? Did you get South Beach In?

445
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,960
Speaker 2: Did you get Justin In?

446
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:06,640
Speaker 4: Uh?

447
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,800
Speaker 1: Bill, I don't think me and Justin have ever gone there.

448
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,840
Speaker 1: We went to a Vandy game, but they were they

449
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,919
Speaker 1: were a pretty bandy is on lockdown button up there? Dude?

450
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:18,560
Speaker 2: Did you try to do what sport?

451
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 1: Dude? Vandy? They made Justin pull up the Vanderbilt website

452
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,240
Speaker 1: and show all his documentation that he was a medical professional.

453
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,840
Speaker 1: Does he I think he maybe got a discount on

454
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:31,320
Speaker 1: tickets or something. He dude, he was on the Vanderbilt website.

455
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,440
Speaker 1: That's how strict they are at Vanderbilt. I was like, dude,

456
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 1: why don't you just go ahead and show him your

457
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,560
Speaker 1: freaking uh your degree that's hanging in your bedroom. I mean,

458
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,159
Speaker 1: what else do we need here? A blood test?

459
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 3: We went?

460
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,080
Speaker 2: I went when I was in college at UTSA. Six

461
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,679
Speaker 2: Flags was literally right across the street from UTSA, and

462
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 2: so me and my roommate John, we got season passes

463
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,480
Speaker 2: like you know, boom and they take your picture and

464
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 2: they put it on your season pass, go all the time. Well,

465
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 2: my buddy just In just was coming to visit and

466
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 2: he was like, dude, we should hit up six flags.

467
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,879
Speaker 2: I was like, legit, let's do it. And I was like,

468
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 2: he was like, I'll buy tickets. I was like, no, dude,

469
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 2: you can just buy John's you can borrow John's season pass.

470
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 2: Here's the problem. John is about five foot ten, one

471
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty five one hundred and seventy pounds. Justin

472
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 2: is probably about six feet tall, two hundred and forty

473
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Speaker 2: five pounds.

474
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Speaker 1: I mean, the height isn't that much of a difference.

475
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 2: The weight, big difference. That's strict, dude. I mean it's

476
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,919
Speaker 2: John has brown hair, Justin has black hair. What is

477
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:42,399
Speaker 2: this depend on. I'm just telling huge difference, strict, no chance.

478
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 2: I mean the picture doesn't even look anything remotely like him.

479
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 2: And so they're like, we're gonna get busted. He's like,

480
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 2: We're gonna get busted. I was like, no, dude, this

481
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 2: is what you do. You bring John's ID with you. You

482
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 2: bring his driver's license too, so you get that removed

483
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 2: and his IDA.

484
00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 1: No.

485
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 2: So we get to the gate, guy scans mine, looks

486
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 2: at my picture cool scans John's but it's really justin

487
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 2: he looks at him. He's like, and he sits there

488
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,360
Speaker 2: and looks at him, and I'm like, dude, just show

489
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 2: me your ID. And so he pulls out his driver's

490
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 2: license shows it to him. The guy goes, wow, lets

491
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:22,439
Speaker 2: him in.

492
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 1: You helped him out, though, dude, just show your ID. Man,

493
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, I was just show me.

494
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 2: I d dude, we got we gotta get to the

495
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 2: Rattler like, we gotta get we gotta get wherever. I mean,

496
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 2: it was the Superman right like, and it was this dude.

497
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 2: I guarantee you. For the next five hours, that dude

498
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 2: working the gate thought about how the hell was that

499
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 2: the same guy?

500
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: Well, everybody tries to pull that they have to.

501
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. But it was really freaking hilarious.

502
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,400
Speaker 2: And when we come back, no, no, I need a hell.

503
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 2: I need help from the nation. I need some help.

504
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 2: I listen. I I went b Marsh chasing this weekend

505
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: and I am still still chasing. I'll tell you right

506
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 2: about the break. I don't know where I decided to

507
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: get on this kick, but I decided to try a

508
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 2: little theory in my own head and try to produce

509
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 2: a gambling theory in something you could do.

510
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 1: To win money, and it went terribly wrong. Well, tell

511
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 1: us about it. You were in the lab.

512
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 2: I was in the lab and I was like, you

513
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 2: know what, let me see if this is going to

514
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,199
Speaker 2: work out. This has to be so easy. And I

515
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 2: looked at the Oakland Athletics. They had won thirteen games

516
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 2: all year. So I'm like, dude, they.

517
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: Suck Vegas Athletics.

518
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 2: Well, they'll soon to be Vegas Athletics. And I was like,

519
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna bet against them every game.

520
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: And so I just started it last week and I

521
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I'm gonna put twenty five

522
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 2: dollars and I'm gonna do minus a run and a

523
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 2: half whoever they're playing, because they're so bad that they

524
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: get blown out most of their games. When you look

525
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 2: at this, like if you look at the results, they

526
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 2: lose by three, four or five runs. I'm like, easy, okay.

527
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 2: So I bet twenty five dollars on the Pirates on

528
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 2: I don't even know what day it was, Sunday, Wednesday

529
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 2: or Thursday Wednesday. At first inning they score seven runs

530
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 2: the A's I'm like, all right, cool, lost that one, so.

531
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: They're gonna need to reassess this lab.

532
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, all right, you know what. Next day,

533
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna bet them again. I'm gonna bet fifty on

534
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: the first inning three runs by the A's. I'm my god,

535
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 2: Oh mighty, can I just get one where my team

536
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 2: goes up? You know a lot?

537
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 3: All right?

538
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 2: Cool lost? Cool? All right, I'm gonna put one hundred

539
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,400
Speaker 2: on the Brewers on Friday night.

540
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: Oh you're doubling down Friday against A's.

541
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 2: Brewers lose. So the A's have now won three games

542
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 2: in a row, right or whatever? And maybe I did

543
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: it on Wednesday, third whatever, I don't know. And then

544
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 2: I did it on Saturday, one hundred and twenty five dollars.

545
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 2: Brewers lost again. Okay, We're going one to fifty on Sunday.

546
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 2: There is no way.

547
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: Carvin Burns better be pitching.

548
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: No, Freddy Beralta is pitching. And I'm like, there is

549
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 2: no way the A's are gonna win their fourth or

550
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 2: fifth game in a damn row, whatever it is in

551
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 2: a row. Give me one hundred and fifty on the Brewers.

552
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 2: Brewers lost.

553
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: You were a part of the Oakland A's biggest winning

554
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: streak of the year.

555
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 2: So I'm like, I am done. Never again am I

556
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 2: betting against the Eights.

557
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: But remember what math did you put behind it? Remember

558
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,439
Speaker 1: when we said I read an article you know if

559
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: you picked this like a terrible team, and I said,

560
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: if you bet them all year, that's when it's lucrative.

561
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 1: You can't just randomly hit a team middle of the

562
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: week and just say I'm betting them. There's nothing behind that.

563
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: You need a bigger sample size if you all their

564
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: losses have already happened. So it's almost like it's just

565
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 1: level playing ground.

566
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. So I don't know how I'm gonna

567
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 2: get my money back, but I'm never betting against the

568
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 2: A's again.

569
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: Well you're in trouble though, because we're about to run

570
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: out on hockey. Basketball is about to be done skis,

571
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 1: so you're only gonna have baseball.

572
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 2: That's terrible. For two months, I told myself, I'm not

573
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 2: betting against the A's again. I look at the schedule.

574
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 2: Today they play the Rais. There's no way they are

575
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 2: beating the Tampa Rays. So now I have to decide

576
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 2: how to bet it.

577
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: You gotta do the minus two things.

578
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 2: Well, here's the problem do I do that? This is

579
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 2: I looked at it, and the odds are terrible because

580
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 2: the Rays are so heavily favored that you gotta bet

581
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 2: a lot of money. So the Rays are just if

582
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 2: you bet them straight up minus two eighty Okay, if

583
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 2: you bet this, bet them minus are run and a

584
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 2: half their minus one seventy five.

585
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: That's terrible, right, You almost gotta bet the A's it's

586
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: that bad.

587
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 3: No.

588
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 2: So then I looked at it, and I can bet

589
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 2: the Tampa Rays to win and score.

590
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 1: Well, and this game's late. You're gonna be up till midnight.

591
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 2: Four runs are more over four runs? Then I get

592
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 2: plus one oh five?

593
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: Oh do that?

594
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 2: But I need to geart. I need to win like

595
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: I cannot. I need someone to help me. How can

596
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 2: I attack this? The guy they win the pitcher, they're

597
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 2: going to get seven Kapel Applein gives up eight hits

598
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 2: a game. He gives up five runs. That is easy

599
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 2: in the Rays offense.

600
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 1: Dude, they got Arizena, they got low, they got help

601
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: me here. The one guy wander Franco, Dude, they are lit. Okay,

602
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,159
Speaker 1: you need to go all in unforeced screw the money line,

603
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 1: screw the minus two raise minus four. I'm not losing.

604
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, the rais minus three is plus one fifteen.

605
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: That's stupid. Three runs in baseball is equivalent to about

606
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: seventeen points in football. That is terrifying, because I don't

607
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: care if it's the worst damn football team. Seventeen points

608
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: is a lot to overcome.

609
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: Two bad I gotta give my money back.

610
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: Three runs is so much, I know, but the Rays

611
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: are so freaking good. I would never do that. I

612
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 1: would never do that because if the raise, if Oakland

613
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: scores one run, you're screwed because you're gonna have to

614
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: then overcome it with four runs, which is what your

615
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 1: bet is. That's your bet. That's the safer bet.

616
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay, what but I'm trying to think

617
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 3: of what.

618
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But also you're just randomly

619
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: chasing this. I just starting behind it, dude. It would

620
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: just be like me saying, uh, I guess the Rockies

621
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: always do score a crapload of runs. You gotta have

622
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: a huge ass sample size. You're going, Oh, the the

623
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: Oakland A's are terrible. I'm gonna start betting now. And

624
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna quit betting. If you bet them, probably

625
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: like that for three of you're gonna win. I bet

626
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: you would win.

627
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: You're gonna win.

628
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: But you're hitting it at the worst time.

629
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: I know I hit it in that time. I'm not

630
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 2: giving up. That's what I'm saying. When I say I'm

631
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: never betting against the A's again, I'm lying because I

632
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 2: am going to bet against the A's because I'm gonna

633
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 2: take the Rays. But why the A's. Why because they're

634
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 2: the worst team of all baseball? Yes, well now there.

635
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: I mean, I think they're one game behind the Royals.

636
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 2: Now Royals are bad, so I can do this? Is

637
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: I like the same game parlay? I can do?

638
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 3: God, this is so stupid.

639
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 2: Tampa Rays. See, that's not a good one. Team runs

640
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 2: money line, Okay, Tampa Bay runs, team runs money line.

641
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 2: Tampa Bay runs over five and a half. Oh, I

642
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: don't want the A's to win.

643
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 3: I need I don't even know where the hell it went.

644
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 3: A few more here it is.

645
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: Tampaway raised over five and a half runs and Tampa

646
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: Bay wins. That's a plus one oh five. But God,

647
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 2: for them to score six runs, that's in crazy.

648
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: I would never do that. But you need to come

649
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: up with a bet and so that everybody knows what

650
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: your bet is so everybody can root for it. The

651
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: fact that you just went into this weekend saying I'm

652
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: gonna bet against the A's and lost every single one

653
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: of them is so depressing because there were so many

654
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: better things to bet on. Joker was ten times better

655
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: than Alcatraz. That was the easiest bet of my life.

656
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: He was plus two twenty. I love Joker, So do

657
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: what to beat? Alkaaz in the semis? This is the

658
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: French all oh golngaros. They were in Paris. But that

659
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: was easy. On Sunday, it was either gonna be Nick

660
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: Taylor or it was gonna be Fleetwood. That was an

661
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: easy ass golf bet. It was simple as hell.

662
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was simple. He had to make a sixty

663
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: five foot eagle putt to win. It wasn't simple that.

664
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 2: That wasn't the moment.

665
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 3: Now what.

666
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: He could have missed that and made the next one

667
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: and still been fine. But I'm just telling you there's

668
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: other crap to bet on. We're running out, We're running

669
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: I just told justin this it's gonna about to be

670
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: a dry spell until football, because dude, nobody, nobody's making

671
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: money on baseball. Hockey's been beautiful. It's been very predictable

672
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: late not early NBA. That's exactly what we thought of.

673
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: That's chalk. The Nuggets are gonna kill him. It's exactly

674
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: what happened. We were recording podcasts a day ahead of time,

675
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,719
Speaker 1: calling what was gonna happen. You go, hey, Nuggets are

676
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: gonna win by eleven one, by like nine, right or something.

677
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: I mean, we almost picked the games point four.

678
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: They won eleven. We picked my twelve.

679
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: That is straight.

680
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 2: I said Oklahoma was gonna win the College World Series

681
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 2: because you already knew. Okay, how about this one Oakland

682
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: Athletics under two and a half runs and Tampa Bay wins.

683
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: No, because the pitcher for Tampa Bay. I didn't even

684
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: love Evelyn.

685
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 2: He's pretty good.

686
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: I like it. I was looking for a Gonsolin name

687
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: or something like.

688
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 2: No, Evelyn is the one on the mountain last now

689
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: Glass now pitches I think in the second game of

690
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 2: the series, of the third game of the.

691
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: Sear Okay, this guy's good, but he gives up. He

692
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 1: gives up seven, seven, six four. It's a lot of hits.

693
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: The A's only have to get a couple on there

694
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: on a five game heater. You're betting like a drunk,

695
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: like you are betting right now, like Eric Dodd drunk

696
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: in Vegas. I'm like, dude, what are you doing?

697
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: Calm down right now. I know, but the fact that

698
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 2: I got wiped out by the A's is just like

699
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: pissing me off.

700
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: You're like Eric Dodd, I'll never forget this on a Sunday, dude,

701
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: he bet like five NFL games and Laura started laughing.

702
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: It was so funny. We're at his house and Eric goes.

703
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: They show them one highlight Titans down the Colts. Eric's like,

704
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: damn it. Then they're like Buccaneers getting beat by the Saints.

705
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: Damn it, like four times in a row. Eric said,

706
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: damn it. He had lost every bet that he had

707
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: done and every highlight they showed all right, next we're

708
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: going to Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh right now dominating Cincinnati.

709
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: It was like four in a row.

710
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: Eric was so pissed he missed every single one, but

711
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: it was almost just reckless. It was like, Eric, what

712
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: were you? What was your mindset behind any of those?

713
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: First of all, I never bet four NFL games hadn't

714
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: happening at the same time. I always like to space

715
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: him out. Parlays are not all in one sport. They're

716
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: spaced out over about three sports, and they're never at

717
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: the same time. Give one on a Saturday one on

718
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: a Saturday night, Nunez easiest bet ever.

719
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was minus whatever. I mean, there was

720
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: no good odds on it.

721
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: It was minus three point fifty. That's part of a parlay.

722
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: She was a lock. She was a lock. The only

723
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: person that screwed me was damn Rory. And I'm tied

724
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: up on Rory money. And then Sunday rolls around and

725
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh awesome, Nick, Taylor and Fleetwood are running away.

726
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: This was the easiest bet ever. And Fleetwood always shits

727
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: the bed. He shits the bed every damn time. And

728
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: what do you think he did on eighteen? There got eighteen?

729
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: Did you watch the RBC?

730
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: I saw, I saw highlights. I didn't see it.

731
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: Listen, Hey, eighteen was the easiest hole to Birdie. And

732
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: what do you think Fleetwood does? He shits down his leg,

733
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: he hits it in the rough, he gets another shot

734
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: at it. All he has to do is hit it

735
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: in the green or not in the green, in the

736
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: fair way, and he hits it again in the rough

737
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: and the announcer goes, I think it was nance. Wow,

738
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: I think he didn't mean to do that one. That

739
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: was a bad miss. Oh, that was a bad miss.

740
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: Fleetwood shit down his leg what he always does. He's

741
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: never won, He's.

742
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: Never won, He's never won a tournament. No.

743
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: I mean this is back two years ago when me

744
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: and Locks used to bet together. Me and him were

745
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: betting like a thousand on Fleetwood. Fleetwood hits in the

746
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,399
Speaker 1: water on eighteen. Dude, he always shits down his leg.

747
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: Fleetwood is known for that. If I had twenty I

748
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 1: would have put twenty thousand on Nick Taylor. Nick Taylor

749
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 1: was a lock to win that he wins it.

750
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 2: So how much did you win on Nick Taylor?

751
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: I didn't bet it.

752
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 2: You just said you would have put twenty thousand on you.

753
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: Because I don't have it, and me and Bezer were

754
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: locked up in rory money. But are you ready to

755
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 1: hear the futures bet of the century?

756
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: But wait, hold on, your futures bet of the Century

757
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 2: is the dumbest bet of all time.

758
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: Are you ready for it?

759
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: It is so stupid. Your futures bet is absolutely a

760
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 2: waste of damn money.

761
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 1: Do you want it after the break?

762
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 3: No? I want it right? You know what?

763
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: You know what, Let's take a break. And here's the thing.

764
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 2: The Tampa Bay Rays have averaged five point seventy five

765
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 2: runs per game. The favorite over no no, So Tampa

766
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 2: Bay Rays over five and a half and Tampa Bay

767
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 2: wins is plus one oh five. That's the favorite. That

768
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: is the favorite of all the like bets or do

769
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 2: I do? Oakland A's under two and a half and

770
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: Tampa Rays win.

771
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: Stop with your parlays. You're getting cute.

772
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 2: You know I can't bet minus two eighty minus too eighty.

773
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: You have to bet three hundred dollars to win one hundred.

774
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: Is there a bet where you can pick how many

775
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: runs and hits?

776
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 2: I can't do it. That's too much, it's too random.

777
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 2: So the two I gotta come down to because if

778
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 2: it's minus two eighty, I can't bet five hundred dollars

779
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 2: to win two twenty.

780
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: What stadium is it at It's in Oakland. They don't

781
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: hit shit there. Get get get out of this bet.

782
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,959
Speaker 1: Oakland is the coliseum. I wouldn't even watch that bet.

783
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so ugly. There's gonna be ten. I

784
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: would never make this bet. Dude, You're you're chasing. You're

785
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: down a bad path. I have down a bad path.

786
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,879
Speaker 1: So do I just bet? Why would you not bet

787
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: the NBA game tonight enjoyable?

788
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 2: I know I already have ten dollars on that because

789
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: I and the If the Nuggets cover, then I won

790
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 2: like one hundred and ten bucks over the playoffs on

791
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 2: betting just the favorites without doing any research. So I'm

792
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 2: just trying to figure out is it work?

793
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: Because no, it's not worth money lining it to win

794
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty bucks or whatever the craft.

795
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: No, it's stupid as hell. That's dumb betting, right. That's

796
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 2: why I am looking at a's under two and a

797
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: half and raise win or raise over five and a

798
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: half and they win three.

799
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 1: That's three isn't easy? You got three? Is such an

800
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 1: easy one? Now, they always every inning there's two guys

801
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: on base. All it takes is one big stick and

802
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: your ft the whole game. Every time somebody comes up,

803
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: there's the chance of a home run with a guy

804
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: on base, and you're screwed.

805
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 3: Oh damn.

806
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: Oakland's average runs per game this year three point six

807
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 2: to six.

808
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm two and a half, dude. I would be

809
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: puckered in the first inning two and a half much

810
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: less that's spread out over nine innings. Are you ready

811
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: for my futures bet of the year?

812
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 2: I wait, hold on hand on a man. Oh oh,

813
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 2: I could do first five innings and the end of

814
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 2: the game. I could say Tampa's gonna lead after five

815
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: innings and Tampa's gonna win the game. For minus one

816
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 2: thirty five, Tampa will win the game. Will they be

817
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 2: leading after five innings?

818
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one. That's good.

819
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 2: That's better than trying to predict runs.

820
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now you gotta wait till these lineups come out.

821
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,280
Speaker 1: What if they bench a couple guys. It's a slow Monday.

822
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: They love to sit guys. Now, wait load management. Everybody

823
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: does it. I bet wanders out Arizano's out.

824
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 2: Rose Area whatever. God, dude, I need I need help. Like,

825
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 2: I'm so pissed that I got cleaned out by the A's.

826
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 2: I just want to get my money back and then

827
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna quit this stupid experiment.

828
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to you're betting outside of Vegas is

829
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: reckless and it's straight chasing.

830
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,479
Speaker 2: No, no, just this one time. This is the first

831
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 2: time I've ever chased.

832
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: I know, but you would just randomly bet against the

833
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: A's for a four day span is bizarre. It's it's

834
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: not even lucrative. It was almost like you just had

835
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: an axe to grind.

836
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 3: I did. I just kind of got caught.

837
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: I got caught up in the moment. But why against

838
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 2: one team because they're so bad?

839
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: Like, why not tonight bet against a Heat guy like

840
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: Jimmy Butler. It's probably twenty six under under. The Heat

841
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,959
Speaker 1: are gonna get smoked. This series is over under under.

842
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 1: I wish they'd let you pick an MVP because that's

843
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: probably a toss up. I can't find a site that

844
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 1: will like you do.

845
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 2: It because Jokis is the MVP, no matter what is

846
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 2: it not Murray?

847
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: No, no chance? You want my better? You want it

848
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: after the break.

849
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: Let's take a break. Okay, another team you can bet

850
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: against the Royals. They're playing the Reds tonight.

851
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: They got that Monday guy though he's pretty badass. Who Mondessey?

852
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: They got some guy it's like Rouel Mondess's son or something.

853
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 2: He's on the Red Sox.

854
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: No, I have my teams, dude, I have the damn app.

855
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: I watch every Major League Baseball game.

856
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 2: There's a guy Bobby Witt.

857
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: No, there's a guy on the Royals called Mondessey, and

858
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see his name, and it is going to

859
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: be right here. I pull up the box score proto Cerez, Melindez,

860
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: wit Massy, Garcia, Lopez. Well, that's not him. Maybe he

861
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 1: set out that game the game before proto Perez, Melndez, Wit, Garcia, Massey, Oliverez,

862
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: Waters Furman.

863
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 2: I am looking at the Royals roster.

864
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: It's Melndez. What did I say? Mond? Okay? I was close?

865
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: Was I not? Damn close?

866
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 2: Melendez?

867
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 1: Mind to see. I don't care if it's milk. There's

868
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 1: a guy for the Royals. It's Goda, damn.

869
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 2: And we'll take a break, all right.

870
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: I gotta give it you ready? Can I just tell

871
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: you before you this Future's bet is burning a hole

872
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: in my pocket.

873
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 2: You understand it is the dumbest bet you've ever made.

874
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: And I actually got to make the bet again because

875
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 1: me and Bezier did a parlay and it lost. Thanks Rory,

876
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: I'll bill you later.

877
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 2: You go ahead.

878
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it and you need to judge it.

879
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 2: Then.

880
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: Okay, I already know it all right, but I just

881
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: need to read it for the people that are in

882
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: the Facebook place page. Uh snapping one off at work

883
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: at a cubicle. There's some people that work for a living.

884
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: I said this in the Facebook guys, I need all

885
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: your attention as a flyer. You have to take my

886
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: to the win. The MLS. It was too it's like

887
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: twenty times your money. Now it's eighteen times your money

888
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: at the moment because of Messy, top nine teams in

889
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: MLS make the playoffs. Miami's in last place and they

890
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: just lost again on Saturday to New England. They're two

891
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,439
Speaker 1: wins away with twenty games left and Messi's in the wing.

892
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,439
Speaker 1: So you get three points for a win, and two

893
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: wins would give them enough to make the playoffs. Baser

894
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: and I are prepared to parlay. At the time, we

895
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: were gonna win a corner of a million. Now we've

896
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 1: got to create another parlay. Why is that a dumb bet?

897
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and listen.

898
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 2: They are they are seven points out of the ninth place,

899
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: so that's over two wins out.

900
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: Right, Well, okay, because they just lost. But yes, so.

901
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 2: They had to make up over two games in twenty.

902
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 2: Now it's down to nineteen.

903
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: No, it's twenty one. Now, it's twenty okay, twenty. They

904
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: have twenty games left with the greatest soccer player ever known, de.

905
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: Mand Here's the problem. They have to jump one, two, three, four, five,

906
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 2: six teams. It's not just about winning, it's about jumping

907
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 2: all those teams. When you're looking at a playoff picture. Yes,

908
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 2: you can win those games, but you need everybody in

909
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 2: front of you to lose. So if you win and

910
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 2: another team wins, up, we didn't get any game and

911
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: we lost a game, so you have to gain over

912
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 2: two games, there is no chance they make the playoffs.

913
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: But but what you agree doesn't MLS. That's parody, right,

914
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: there's no amazing team.

915
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: I would say there's a lot of parody. Yes, okay,

916
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 2: a lot of parody.

917
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: Okay, so then that that bodes well for Miami making

918
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: a run, not ever being two week. I mean, they

919
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: got the greatest soccer player coming to them.

920
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 2: Okay, let's look at see you're just so stack.

921
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: I had some guys telling me, He's like, hey, that's

922
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: the dumbest bet ever. You don't ever look at his crab.

923
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: You don't know what it is. But do you guys

924
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: realize that there's he's not amazing soccer? He goes Messi

925
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: had it was surrounded by great players over he was.

926
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Philadelphia, they're playing them this week. They're the number

927
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 2: three in the Eastern Conference. Okay, so that's gonna be

928
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 2: another loss. Then they play Austin, who sucks.

929
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so they can you can wait until after this

930
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: next game and then make the bet.

931
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Austin is in twelfth place in the West. They're

932
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 2: not very good. Okay, cool, I can see them winning that.

933
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 2: Then they play Columbus. Let's go back and see where

934
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 2: Columbus is. They are in sixth place in the East. Okay,

935
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 2: and this is still without Messi. Yeah, you gotta understand.

936
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 2: Messi's not coming until least July. Well, he's not coming

937
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 2: for a month. His contract is not up until the

938
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 2: end of June.

939
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: Holy hell, that's where the trouble starts.

940
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 2: So you're losing all that. You're losing at least three

941
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 2: more games without Messi and then when he comes, is

942
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 2: he gonna be in shape? He's he you know what

943
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 2: I mean? Like, are they gonna play him right off

944
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 2: the bat or are they gonna wait playing fifteen minutes

945
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 2: that first game in front of the home sellout cross

946
00:43:59,200 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 2: But but.

947
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 1: You had to think like this, twenty times your money

948
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: with one of the greatest to ever do it on

949
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 1: your side. But remember, a future's bet, we're seeing stuff

950
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: that isn't happening right now. We're seeing the future. Messi's

951
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: not here, MESSI no here, MESSI overseas. We're seeing the future.

952
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 1: We're seeing Nobody does the damn math. They're two games

953
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 1: out of playoff contentionent two wins.

954
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 2: Over two wins, they're seven points.

955
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: Fine three three because they'll give them nine points three wins,

956
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: there's nineteen damn games left. Nobody sees the future. A

957
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 1: futures bet is best placed in the past. We're in

958
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: the past. Okay, what are the odds for them to

959
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: even make the playoffs? That's not a thing. It's just

960
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: if to win it. I wish that was because I

961
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: would have done that, because I don't want to get

962
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: into the tournament and stuff like that.

963
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're not gonna make it.

964
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: Well, let's be real, nobody bets MLS and what I

965
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: can tell from this app because they barely It seems

966
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: like they're throwing lines together. At one point it was, oh,

967
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: two to two, twenty two times your money, uh, eighteen

968
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: times your money. The line's changing because not even Vegas

969
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: understands MLS. So when I have a random guy named

970
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: Johnny Whackett telling me that he knows the MLS and

971
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: how hard it is, bro not even Vegas understands MLS

972
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: because nobody bets it, nobody gets it, nobody watches it.

973
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: They're all separated by nothing. Mustard shit. It's all just

974
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: guys that kick her soccer ball around and they don't

975
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: know if they're gonna score. They don't know what to

976
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: how to win a game. These guys don't know shit.

977
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 1: And that's what we're betting on. We're betting on the future.

978
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: We're betting on a goat to come to America, find

979
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: his flock, gather, teach them the ways. Everybody else is sheepish.

980
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: The goat will show us the pastures that are green.

981
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 2: Let's say, how much are you gonna put on this?

982
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: We need to put We're gonna do a parlay. We

983
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: gotta do it with something and him, well, we'll do it.

984
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 2: You don't need any Listen, this is how stupid you are.

985
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 2: It is such long odds you don't need to even

986
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 2: parlay it.

987
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: I want to try and talk Baser into like doing

988
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: a fifty and then we do like the Guardians to

989
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: make the playoffs or to win their division because they're

990
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: plus two sixty, and then a messy bet and then

991
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: uh oh NFL and then Titans over seven and a half.

992
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: We're hoping for him to get Hopkins and I'll post

993
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: it on Facebook, and I really think, dude, we were

994
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: so damn close to this parlay if Rory would have

995
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: done it.

996
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 2: We were not close at all because Miami's not gonna

997
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 2: win it.

998
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: I know they were the only but we'd have been

999
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 1: six down, three to go, Titans, Miami and Guardians half

1000
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: a million. I mean, holy crap, that's exciting.

1001
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 2: It's not exciting when you have no shot.

1002
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, you're just everybody in America right

1003
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: now is so damn stupid. They bet the a's five

1004
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: times in a row. This is a bet that sees

1005
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: the future. Why not take that risk? Why not? Nobody

1006
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: understands MLS. Nobody knew who Sue Bird was retiring. Nobody

1007
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: knew a Mandy nunion As was retiring. Nobody, No shit,

1008
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: you just gotta predict it. You gotta see stuff.

1009
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 2: Nobody knew Tiger was gonna crash that car. They would

1010
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 2: have cut those trees down.

1011
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 1: You've just got to try to think different than otherbody

1012
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: else in America. Every truck driver right now is just

1013
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 1: falling the damn truck in front of him. Man, every

1014
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: single one of them, every tugboator, they take the same

1015
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: damn path on my river. And every lawyer they're just

1016
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: looking at third Superior. They don't know how to close

1017
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,439
Speaker 1: a damn case. They don't even know how to close

1018
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: their damn briefcase. I'll hang up in this, but yeah,

1019
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: I need I need to do another parlay because Rory

1020
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: screwed that one. Six down, we only had three to go.

1021
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 3: Let's take a break.

1022
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I don't know how to convince you

1023
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 2: that when they are that bad, that it's just wasting

1024
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 2: your money. But you're not gonna hear that.

1025
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: I mean, so, I mean, if I was to pull

1026
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: up their schedule right now, so the Miami.

1027
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: Schedule, Yeah, it's really hard.

1028
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: Miami MLS. There it is. I'm just curious. So this

1029
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 1: next game, Oh they don't what the hell they don't

1030
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: play for a week.

1031
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, they play once a week.

1032
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: Man, that's already stupid. All right, So yeah on Saturday

1033
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: they're gonna play Philadelphi. And you say that's a tough one.

1034
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: Then it's the next week that dude, they play once

1035
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: a week.

1036
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 2: I just said that.

1037
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: See, so that's not bad. We're only gonna have a

1038
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: couple more games before we get messy. I was just

1039
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,879
Speaker 1: gonna always thought maybe they'd have a Tuesday or Wednesday game.

1040
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 1: What are they gonna lose? One to nothing, two to one?

1041
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: That's not bad. They're one goal away with the greatest

1042
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: goalscorer to ever grace this planet coming. I mean, there's

1043
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: no way he anybody knows that that can predict that,

1044
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: how great he's gonna be. We got all these scrubs, man,

1045
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: they played it D two, D one. A bunch of

1046
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: scrubs in America play soccer. The best athletes play other sports.

1047
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: We have absolute scrubs. Messi is a magician, and he's

1048
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: not washed up. He's fast as hell, he's still scoring.

1049
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: I want Messi and.

1050
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 2: I want Messi too.

1051
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: I want to be on the right side of history.

1052
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: Will you join me? But you're a ticket holder. That's

1053
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: why you're all sucking off at Nashville sc You can't

1054
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: go against where the money is.

1055
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 3: No, it's not that, it's just you're not. It's not

1056
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 3: gonna happen.

1057
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 2: It may happen next year, maybe when they get some

1058
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 2: other players around him, when they get something, when they

1059
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 2: gets used to the system, when people want to go

1060
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 2: to Miami to play because Messi is there. But what

1061
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 2: they have right now.

1062
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 1: You've seen it. They played Nashville twice.

1063
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: It's must sturge.

1064
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 1: They beat Nashville.

1065
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 3: I don't think that I did.

1066
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: I looked at the schedule and it does. Scheduled didn't

1067
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: make any sense because they lose to a team they

1068
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: beat a team they win, they barely win. The scores

1069
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: don't make any sense. There's not a dominant team, just

1070
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: a crap shoot who has the right legs, who kicks

1071
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: the ball the right way. It's all random. It's just

1072
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: like hockey, except for the Vegas Knights are very damn good,

1073
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: so that was easily predictable. But it's random bounces in

1074
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: soccer and in hockey. Baseball is much more controlled. Basketball

1075
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: is more controlled hockey and soccer. It's how that ball bounces.

1076
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 3: I won't take a break, ray.

1077
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,439
Speaker 1: I'd like to close.

1078
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 2: I'd like to talk about baby Gronk. You know about

1079
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: baby Gronk.

1080
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,479
Speaker 1: The Baby Gronk stuff that people are starting to talk about.

1081
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: I've seen it on Twitter. I'm not prepared to try

1082
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: and investigate what the hell it is. There's some stuff.

1083
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: If you cared about everything on the internet, you never

1084
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: talk to your family, you never know anything. I have

1085
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: decided I don't care to research what baby Gronk is.

1086
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: I don't care. Kevin asked me, he goes, hey, funny,

1087
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: you guys should get baby Gronk on the show. I'm like,

1088
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: I don't know who baby Gronk is because I just

1089
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: haven't yet look into it. I don't care about baby Gronk.

1090
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 2: How do you not care about baby Gronk.

1091
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: I saw some lady go oh, you shouldn't be as

1092
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: a baby talking to me like that. I'm like, he

1093
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: is it Gronk? Is it? Don't I don't know who

1094
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: baby Gronk is. I literally have no idea who it is.

1095
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 2: Baby Gronk is a ten year old, like his dad

1096
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 2: is like trying to pimp him out, saying that he's

1097
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 2: a football star. He already eats clean, he trains, he

1098
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 2: works out, he goes to sleep regularly, like he has

1099
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 2: a sleep pattern. Because he's gonna be the next Gronk.

1100
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,280
Speaker 2: He's dominating you football, and he is hitting up every

1101
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 2: sports and every out trying to get interviews, trying to

1102
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 2: get on podcasts, trying to get articles written about him

1103
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 2: because ten year old. No, the dad is doing this

1104
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 2: about the ten year old. Okay, so it's really the

1105
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 2: dad is driving this bus of trying to make his

1106
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 2: son a huge celebrity, trying to make him a sports

1107
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,479
Speaker 2: superstar at the age of ten.

1108
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm glad I didn't invest in that. It's

1109
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 1: a child.

1110
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 2: But they reached out to us and want to get

1111
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 2: on the pod.

1112
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: No they didn't, Yeah, No, they didn't.

1113
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1114
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 2: And so my question is do you bring baby Gronk

1115
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 2: on the pod or the dad? I don't know if

1116
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: the dad or the don't.

1117
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: I don't know how fascinating it would be to bring

1118
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: on the dad. It's the ten year old, is what's cool.

1119
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: But also I don't know if I heart would love

1120
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: us bringing on a ten year old if I'm being real,

1121
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: just like you know, like I don't if another extreme

1122
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 1: is I don't know if I heard would love if

1123
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: we brought a prostitute on. I know there's some shows

1124
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: that bring on prostitutes, Howard Stern. I think Caller Daddy

1125
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: sometimes brings on horse. But if we did, I think

1126
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: I heart would kind of get mad. Will they allow

1127
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 1: us to bring an underage kid who's ten years old

1128
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: into their building? Well?

1129
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 3: Why not?

1130
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 2: You bring in artists that are underage underage? Yes, but

1131
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 2: we brought in that yioldling cowboy.

1132
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: He's under I don't know if he's underage anymore.

1133
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 3: I have no idea how old he is.

1134
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: I think his balls dropped.

1135
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm just saying they reached out and

1136
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 2: they said, sore losers my favorite podcast. Anyway, we can

1137
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 2: get Baby Gronk on the pod. The dad said that, yeah.

1138
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 1: That's actually kind of cool. I take back everything I

1139
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: said about Baby Gronk. How many followers do they have?

1140
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: I thought it looked like a legit following, like uh

1141
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: three and twenty one thousand, damn, So that dad must

1142
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: be really hitting the pavement. If we're getting those cat calls.

1143
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. We're not exactly the

1144
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 2: top of the food chain, are we? Is that fueling

1145
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 2: his fire to exploit his son? Is he exploiting his

1146
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 2: son by making his son work out and eat healthy

1147
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 2: and go to sleep at certain times and train and

1148
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 2: lift weights and do all that? Are we promoting back?

1149
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: Like?

1150
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 2: Do we bring Baby Gronk's dad on the pod?

1151
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: Yes? And let me say this, it can't be any

1152
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:26,959
Speaker 1: worse download wise than the Bob Menory episode. I wish

1153
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: Bob Henry a happy birthday this weekend. He liked it.

1154
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: So that was his.

1155
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 2: Final from your account of the sore Losers my account

1156
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 2: he liked. He doesn't associate your account with the sore losers.

1157
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: Damn it. Well, I didn't think to do the sore Losers.

1158
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 2: But yes, do you think we'd be the most hated

1159
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 2: podcast in America if we brought Baby Gronk's Baby Gronk

1160
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 2: on here?

1161
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: Now? Because other people I've seen it. I don't even

1162
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: know who the damn it kid is, but I've seen

1163
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,959
Speaker 1: it on my timeline and some sports center chick goes,

1164
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if you should be talking to me

1165
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: like that kid, and I didn't know what the hell

1166
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: it was. I didn't know if it was Gronk changing

1167
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: his name on his account, faking like he's a baby.

1168
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know what the hell it was, and I

1169
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: didn't even click on it to learn about it. So

1170
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: they didn't give a chat. But if he wants to

1171
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,240
Speaker 1: come on the show, that would be cool.

1172
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 2: All right. I can't decide if it's a good thing

1173
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 2: or a bad thing to put him on.

1174
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: We do it, I mean, but once we do it,

1175
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: I want to know who gets better down though, it's

1176
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: Memory or baby Grom, because they're both bottom feeders. Yeah,

1177
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: just like if we brought on Justin, that one actually

1178
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: might be pretty good.

1179
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 2: People might actually be interested in that.

1180
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: It is always funny though some people think, oh I

1181
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: have a friend. Many great for radio, great for podcast.

1182
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 1: It's always like the people you think are gonna be awesome,

1183
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:41,919
Speaker 1: they're like Chess Day, I don't talk.

1184
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 2: How's Chess Day?

1185
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 3: On the radio?

1186
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 1: It wasn't he really quiet?

1187
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,839
Speaker 2: You tell me, dude.

1188
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: I listened to it. I remember he was far away

1189
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 1: from the mic, and I think he didn't finish his

1190
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: points and he would just it didn't seem like he

1191
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 1: was interacting well, which in real life he might be great,

1192
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,800
Speaker 1: but on the MIC, he just didn't seem as solid

1193
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,919
Speaker 1: and that's usually how it. Hey, I got a buddy

1194
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: with a great voice, man, great story, you'll love him

1195
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: on the sh and we bring on the show and

1196
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, it's terrible.

1197
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 2: It was awkward.

1198
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 3: I thought you're gonna have a lot to say. Man,

1199
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 3: you just you just sat there.

1200
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: You just never know what's gonna work. It's like us,

1201
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: Bob Minry, greatest stories, greatest voice. He's our fiftieth most

1202
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: downloaded episode.

1203
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 3: Doesn't make sense.

1204
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, this stuff doesn't add up, just like betting the a's,

1205
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,919
Speaker 1: none of it makes sense. You gotta find the math

1206
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: that works.

1207
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,720
Speaker 3: All right, have a good Monday.

1208
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 2: I mean, if someone has an idea how I can

1209
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 2: get at these a's and like, how can I get

1210
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 2: my money back? Like what is the bet I need

1211
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 2: to place? And I need like reasons I need like

1212
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 2: really like I want to win it back and I

1213
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 2: want to get out of that bet. I want to

1214
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 2: get out of trying to bet against the a's because

1215
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 2: it was stupid. It was dumb. I I jumped in

1216
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 2: at a random time and it was the dumbest time

1217
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 2: to get in.

1218
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,399
Speaker 1: Well, you know there's experts too. I mean I went

1219
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: through my time where I was paying a guy for picks,

1220
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: but he did give me some bad ones. Dude. I

1221
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: was paying this guy like two hundred and fifty dollars

1222
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: for picks, and one of the games he gave me

1223
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 1: was Gonsolin. No, no, it was glass now glass now

1224
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: it was glass now the absolute eight glass know the rays,

1225
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: right yep, Glass now the absolute ace. And then he

1226
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: gave me even money right, No, they were the huge favorite,

1227
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: and he gave me a money line and I paid

1228
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: him two hundred and fifty dollars and he gave me

1229
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: money line. One of the best teams in baseball with

1230
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: the best pitcher on the mound, thanks buddy, and guess

1231
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 1: what they lost. But I'm telling you there are I

1232
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: haven't paid the fee, but there are math and stuff

1233
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: like that, mathematicians that put out picks and they'll say,

1234
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: according to all these algorithms that I ran, these are

1235
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: the best picks to do. And they actually do research

1236
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: in math and they're in the lab.

1237
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 2: Like I don't know how the reds. I mean I

1238
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 2: look at them and I don't know how they lose

1239
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 2: the Royals. The Reds just hit the ball. They score

1240
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,919
Speaker 2: so many runs and the Royals don't score. That's such

1241
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 2: a hitter's part too, they don't score. So I don't

1242
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 2: know how Cincinnati can't just isn't gonna dominate.

1243
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: I will tell you, I do you like your bet tonight?

1244
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: Because it's it it's at night. You're gonna see the

1245
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: ball better. The air's nicer. I feel like sometimes these

1246
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: games in the sun, it's tough to see the baseball.

1247
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 2: So but if you're the Rays, you are so freaking good.

1248
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 2: You dominated everything you do.

1249
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: But you don't want to mess with a hot team,

1250
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: and you don't want to be messed with a team

1251
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: that doesn't know who who they're gonna be fing with.

1252
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: Then that's the A's. They're a lot. They're a there

1253
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: right now, a woman that doesn't have a man. Are

1254
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: they gonna date Vegas? Are they gonna stay in Oakland?

1255
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: They don't know where their home is. They're just they're

1256
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 1: they're right now. They're just trying to find their sea legs.

1257
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: You don't want to mess with the A's. They're hot,

1258
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 1: they're pissed, they don't know when their home, where their

1259
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: home is. They are not loved. You don't fuck with

1260
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: the a's.

1261
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to know. Do I do Tampa Rays?

1262
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 2: Tampa Rays like first five innings and then money line

1263
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 2: Tampa Rays so they're winning both times after five innings

1264
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 2: and at the end, Do I do A's under two

1265
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 2: and a half and raise to win? Or do I

1266
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 2: do Rays over five.

1267
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 3: And a half? In ray? I need to know.

1268
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: I don't know that we said raise for five innings.

1269
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 2: I know, I know.

1270
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 3: I just need to know. I need to know, I

1271
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 3: need I need some help.

1272
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm asking for help because it's

1273
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 2: so stupid.

1274
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: You would you would have a lot more fun betting NBA,

1275
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 1: because I mean, I feel like you're gonna be a

1276
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: lot closer on that when like a Jimmy Butler under

1277
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,919
Speaker 1: I would love that over rooting for five runs?

1278
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 2: Or do I do the Rays the last team to

1279
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 2: score and to win minus one oh five? No, there'll

1280
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 2: be the last team to score, right, you might as.

1281
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: Well do even or odd total runs because that's fifty

1282
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: to fifty. That's how cold you are right now.

1283
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 2: No, I was hitting other parlays like I was hitting

1284
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 2: other games.

1285
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're stuck on this one, dude.

1286
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 2: Well, because I got to get my money back, I know.

1287
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 2: But There's and the A's are so bad, so eventually

1288
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 2: they're gonna go back into that being the A's.

1289
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 1: The one thing you have working for you is you

1290
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: do understand teams. The more you watch them and the

1291
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: more you bet them. Yes, have that. You should understand.

1292
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 2: The Royals and the A's are both so bad.

1293
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 1: Are the as still on their winning streak? Yes, That's

1294
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 1: why I don't understand why you're messing with.

1295
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 2: Them, because when you're on a winning streak, guess what's

1296
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 2: gonna happen. You're going to lose, especially when you're in

1297
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:10,479
Speaker 2: a shit team.

1298
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if they opened up a fifteen

1299
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: game winning streak and in a week Sports Center's lead

1300
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: is Oakland A's start a fifteen game winning streak, because

1301
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: that's the future, that's seeing the future. You're trying to

1302
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: fight the future with MESSI and you're trying to fight

1303
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: the future with the A's. A's are rot red hot,

1304
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: they're white hot. I would not f with the Rays.

1305
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 2: I mean, the Royals have eighteen wins, the A's have

1306
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 2: seventeen wins.

1307
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: That doesn't matter. You're looking at stats that don't matter.

1308
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: The past doesn't matter, the president doesn't matter. The future matters.

1309
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: How do you win at gambling? Predict the future? You're

1310
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 1: not predicting the future.

1311
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 2: You're the next closest team, and the next closest team

1312
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 2: is the Tigers with twenty six wins.

1313
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: Oh, the Tigers suck at That is how.

1314
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: Bad the Royals and A's are.

1315
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: Dude, the Tigers are so bad they.

1316
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 2: So may the Maybe the play going forward is parlay

1317
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 2: whoever the Rays the A's are playing. The Royers are

1318
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 2: playing both those teams every game.

1319
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: Throwing the Tigers because they're still starting Cabrera and he's oh.

1320
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 2: My god, he can't run.

1321
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: He was in the lineup the other night.

1322
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 2: He's so bad. He can't hit, he can't run.

1323
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: I mean it's coaching that team.

1324
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 2: He hits off the hinch, the guy that was in

1325
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 2: the Astros when they were cheating. Uh, I mean, he

1326
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,439
Speaker 2: hits it off the wall. It's maybe a single because

1327
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 2: he can barely get there. But guys, I need to

1328
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 2: know what I need to know what to do. All right,

1329
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 2: I have a good Monday. I'm gonna stress about what

1330
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 2: to do. Maybe I go Reds, Maybe I go Reds

1331
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 2: and just switch it up and just know because I

1332
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 2: gotta stick with the same team i'm betting against. I

1333
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 2: don't understand that, but all right, have a good Monday.

1334
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm doing it right. It's just stupid.

1335
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 3: It's probably stupid.

1336
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 1: It's like the people that just get obsessed with a

1337
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: chick man and that you know, Yeah, that's true. I mean,

1338
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: go to the bar, turn a TV on, find a

1339
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: different team, find a different chick, find a different life,

1340
01:01:58,480 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: head down the highway.

1341
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 3: Let just find something else, will do.

1342
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if that made any sense, right, We

1343
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 1: connected dots.

1344
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, we connected him.

1345
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: You were stuck on that bet for about forty minutes.

1346
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,439
Speaker 3: I know I'm still stuck on it. I'll be stuck

1347
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 3: on it all day because I gotta figure it out.

1348
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: It's sad.

1349
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 2: Hey, did you see Hadwin get tackled. That was hilarious, hilarious,

1350
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 2: absolutely hilarious. I mean form tackle. That security guard did

1351
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 2: a hell of a job. Didn't knock into the guy

1352
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 2: winning at all. I thought, Oh, he's coming around the corner,

1353
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 2: he's gonna bump into Taylor, He went smooth around him,

1354
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 2: cut boom. The turf video footage we got was great

1355
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 2: and fun. Fact Adam Hadwin. We have a flag in

1356
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 2: there signed from Adam Hadwin.

1357
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: What somebody sent us some flag signed by him. Didn't

1358
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: know that, and I bet it just went up in value.

1359
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: We should probably go to a memorabilia store and try

1360
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: and sell sell.

1361
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 2: It right now, and we're trying to get him on

1362
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 2: the pot of Hey, we got your flag, why don't

1363
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 2: come on the pod.

1364
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: His wife's on Twitter, mate, she's funnier and baby grown.

1365
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 3: Yeah,