Speaker 1: Second date. And most businesses want to have return customers
Speaker 1: who keep coming back from more like restaurants and salons dentists.
Speaker 1: Yes not us, No, wait, yes we do. We like
Speaker 1: to be used and abused and then tossed aside, because
Speaker 1: the whole goal of this segment is to try and
Speaker 1: get people to go on dates that hopefully go the distance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see that they don't have to come back. Yes, get
Speaker 1: married exactly. And if we have a return customer, that
Speaker 1: means something went wrong and it was probably Brooke's fault. Yeah. Today,
Speaker 1: a guy named Eric has emailed us again for help,
Speaker 1: and this one's extra disappointing because Eric was actually on
Speaker 1: for an update update a while back to us. Him
Speaker 1: and a girl named Samantha hired a designated third person
Speaker 1: to go to concerts with them because they didn't like
Speaker 1: the same music. Oh into like old music like the
Speaker 1: Beatles or something. I think she was into the old
Speaker 1: stuff and he was in the new stuff like twenty
Speaker 1: one Savage. So then they had someone who would go
Speaker 1: with each of us separately. But Eric is back. Eric,
Speaker 1: was it Brooks fault? Hey? Guys? Uh no, no, no fault? Okay,
Speaker 1: how long did that relationship last with the girl you're
Speaker 1: on with last time, it was a little bit over
Speaker 1: a year. Oh yeah, yeah, right, Well, so what happened
Speaker 1: with you and Samantha. Well, honestly, I probably should have
Speaker 1: thought come in, but it was one of those nights where,
Speaker 1: like you guys said, we all three of us went
Speaker 1: out and essentially after that night, I basically found out
Speaker 1: that she hooked out with our third wheel. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: did you hook up with him too? Out of revenge? Yeah? Teacher?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, I mean yeah, it kind of sucked
Speaker 1: honestly because, like I said, we went about a year
Speaker 1: and I was feeling pretty okay. But you're you're back
Speaker 1: with us, which means your back on the wagon. You're
Speaker 1: dating again, right, Yeah? Yeah. I liked new girl, her
Speaker 1: name Kerry. And first you went out with Samantha. Now
Speaker 1: you're going out with Carrie. You're getting a whole Yeah.
Speaker 1: Next she's going to be Charlotte. Yeah, she's the one
Speaker 1: that stays committed, so we'll hold out for her. But
Speaker 1: tell us more about carry. Where'd you meet her? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got on tender, went on a first date. But
Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling you, guys, because I haven't heard
Speaker 1: back Okay, first date. What would you like about her
Speaker 1: on Tinder? Well, first thing was her her tender handle
Speaker 1: was was pretty funny. I actually loved it. Okay, good humor. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you had those on I'm not on Tinder,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I mean there's no handles, but
Speaker 1: like some girls were. Okay, what was it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was soft Apricot, softco. Okay, is that like a
Speaker 1: small peach type of thing where it's like maybe little booty?
Speaker 1: Is that what she means? That's smart? Anything? Even think?
Speaker 1: Does it mean something? Well, I never really got around
Speaker 1: to that because you haven't been on a second date,
Speaker 1: So okay, I'll go the first thing just like a
Speaker 1: woman that mentions fruits. What was it like in person
Speaker 1: with soft Apricot. Well, it didn't go exactly how I
Speaker 1: planted out in my head. But we started going out
Speaker 1: to a nice restaurant obviously one the first date. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's obvious at all. I think that
Speaker 1: a nice restaurant is setting the bar high first date.
Speaker 1: You know, I've tried to do that a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't want to do something too much pressure. What
Speaker 1: was her you know, vibe at the restaurant. Well, you know, honestly,
Speaker 1: we didn't really get the vibe too well because when
Speaker 1: we got there, it was just a bunch of like
Speaker 1: fire trucks around in the place, and we couldn't even
Speaker 1: get in complained to the manager, or still tried to
Speaker 1: get seated. Yeah, the no smoking sections so funny. That sucks. Well,
Speaker 1: yea awful. Did you pivot? What'd you do next? So
Speaker 1: I took her to this other restaurant that I remember
Speaker 1: was not too far from there, okay, and we were
Speaker 1: able to get a table, you know that town. And
Speaker 1: then of course our server comes over. He's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: by the way, we have a private party coming in
Speaker 1: and like eight. So you got up and eat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like it was like seven. They say they're
Speaker 1: going to rush you out. Yeah, why wouldn't they tell
Speaker 1: you that before you even sit down? You know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. By the time we ordered, we would have
Speaker 1: had like fifteen minutes to eat. So do you leave? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, you know what, let's just get it
Speaker 1: to go. We'll go back to my place. That's a pivot,
Speaker 1: he really wants. I think this stuff shows if people
Speaker 1: are actually fun or not, like when you have to
Speaker 1: be spontaneous. Yeah, and you're getting her back to your place,
Speaker 1: which is it's kind of bold to say right away,
Speaker 1: I don't even had a meal together yet. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean she did say yeah, she was pretty comfortable with it. Hey, great,
Speaker 1: So how did things go back at your place? Well? Uh,
Speaker 1: I didn't mention that when we got our takeout food,
Speaker 1: you know, to go. Obviously I rushed at so it
Speaker 1: was cold, it wasn't good. Yeah, I just kept getting worse,
Speaker 1: so I had to save the day and I end
Speaker 1: up cooking dinner for us at my place. Good though,
Speaker 1: that's nice. Man throws some chicken nugs in the oven.
Speaker 1: Two everybody, that would be faster. I take it just hungry. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't put it this way. She definitely enjoyed dinner.
Speaker 1: And let's just say she really enjoyed breakfast. Oh so
Speaker 1: you had breakfast for dinner. No, A couple other events
Speaker 1: in between the meals. Yeah, let's just move on. I
Speaker 1: guess I'm never going to understand it. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: question did you care? I mean, it's a good sign
Speaker 1: that she hung around for breakfast, shed of just snuck
Speaker 1: out in the morning. I didn't want to. Yeah, is
Speaker 1: that the last that you saw her? Like, what's happened
Speaker 1: since then? Yeah? That was it. That was the last
Speaker 1: I saw her. She hasn't I think, been responding time
Speaker 1: messages and like I said, I mean when she left
Speaker 1: the next morning, we hugged, we talked and she said, hey,
Speaker 1: well I talked to you later and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this was great. Oh Dan, you must make an awful breakfast.
Speaker 1: Breakfast breakfasts her over medium and I said over easy.
Speaker 1: I'll never see you. Maybe there's something like maybe like
Speaker 1: how long ago is that? It's good about like five
Speaker 1: or six days. But I mean I've texted her and
Speaker 1: been response, Wow, Well, the human body can go three
Speaker 1: weeks without eating a meal, so maybe she's just waiting
Speaker 1: for the next meal. She didn't eat that much, Jeff,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. I'm really confused. Let's just play a song
Speaker 1: and we'll come back. We'll get more clarity when we
Speaker 1: call Carrie for you. Yeah, I mean, hey, you guys
Speaker 1: looked her magic for me before, hopefully can do it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a personal dating service, we'll do our best. Man
Speaker 1: hold one you've heard of brunch combining breakfast and lunch,
Speaker 1: but Eric served up Dreakfast the dinner breakfast Combo. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think he did. I think he thinks that
Speaker 1: that was a meal, was it, Brenner, not Dreakfast, But
Speaker 1: that kind of sounds better. It was it was dinner dessert, Jeff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sounds like they were both light and then breakfast. Eric,
Speaker 1: you can cook dessert too, good for you, man, you
Speaker 1: must be a pretty good chef. Yeah, okay, in the
Speaker 1: kitchen Okay, I don't think we were talking about the kitchen. Literally,
Speaker 1: just eight meals the entire time, did nothing else. But anyway,
Speaker 1: the problem is after their date, Carrie is not calling
Speaker 1: Eric back again, and so we're going to do it
Speaker 1: for him. Yeah. I mean we did so well with
Speaker 1: Eric the first time. You were in what a year
Speaker 1: and something relationship with the girl. Credit for that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean sure she cheated on him eventually, but we're
Speaker 1: not gonna take credit for that. No, that was all her.
Speaker 1: Sorry to bring that up, Eric, Yeah, yeah, I hate cheets. Yeah, sorry, buddy. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's just call Carrie and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Carrie? Yes? This
Speaker 1: m She didn't sound like she was that sure. She
Speaker 1: sounded very sure. Yes, jeff maybe she's just skeptical of
Speaker 1: us calling ry. That's the one. What's up? You're on
Speaker 1: the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Why am I on the radio? Great question question. You're
Speaker 1: actually part of a segment that we're doing called a
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. We're trying to help out one of
Speaker 1: our listeners who you went out with recently, named Eric. Okay,
Speaker 1: it sounded like a really nice night. Yeah, sorry, it's
Speaker 1: really weird. I was taking him to have a radio
Speaker 1: call me un on it. Yeah, you haven't been hitting
Speaker 1: him back up, so he just wants our help to
Speaker 1: understand what's going on, because you know, it's like like
Speaker 1: you went to a couple restaurants that didn't end up
Speaker 1: working out, so you ended up going back to his
Speaker 1: place instead and he cooked for you. Yeah that was
Speaker 1: really nice. Okay, so you enjoyed that his cooking was good,
Speaker 1: his company. What do you think? Um, is he listening
Speaker 1: to us? I don't want to like say anything mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know who's listening. A lot of people could
Speaker 1: be listening to this yet. If people know when they
Speaker 1: call into our show, what this is all about. So
Speaker 1: then they're prepared to just hear it. Okay, then, um,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, he was really nice and he cooked
Speaker 1: really good food. I guess that is I I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just like, I don't know, there was something
Speaker 1: just like missing a guy that can cook. Would you say, Jack?
Speaker 1: Not a sault? Sometimes that's not the point. Everybody we're saying,
Speaker 1: is everything sounds great, what's happening? Um? What was missing?
Speaker 1: It was like the I don't know, they're like, wasn't
Speaker 1: much chemistry? I guess why would you stay the night? Then? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah he said dinner and breakfast. Oh okay, so he
Speaker 1: told you about that. He just said he had dinner
Speaker 1: and breakfast with you. Yeah, yeah, no shame. It sounded
Speaker 1: like you guys had a lovely night and you hugged
Speaker 1: yeah before you left. Don't worry. Even if he tried,
Speaker 1: Jeff wouldn't have understood what happened. I'm still not really clear.
Speaker 1: All that I'm clear on here is that you're saying
Speaker 1: that there was no chemistry between you guys, even though
Speaker 1: you spent all that time together. Right, I mean, he
Speaker 1: was really sweet and I did enjoy our night, But um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. The next day in the morning, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's just like awkward, the like chemistry wasn't.
Speaker 1: There's just really I'm comfortable. Can you give us an example, like, what,
Speaker 1: how is the chemistry off? So? Okay, I have this
Speaker 1: kind of test that I do with a lot of
Speaker 1: guys to see. It's kind of like a measuring stick
Speaker 1: to see if I vibe with them. I use one
Speaker 1: of those two very part not that kind of measuring stick.
Speaker 1: So I said a joke and he didn't laugh. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh well, if it's not funny, sorry, it was funny.
Speaker 1: It is funny, okay, So I said, did you hear
Speaker 1: oxygen went on a date with potassium? Okay? No, I
Speaker 1: didn't hear it went okay, I wouldn't even know that
Speaker 1: simple on the periodic table as a K for potassium.
Speaker 1: Science joke, yea, was it your chemistry was off or
Speaker 1: your chemistry jokes? Didn't like both honestly, And I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it was not clicking. I need
Speaker 1: someone that laughs at my jokes and like science puns
Speaker 1: and wasn't. Well, maybe it just took him a while
Speaker 1: to get the joke. And there's a chance that he
Speaker 1: finally understood it may have finally clicked, and we can
Speaker 1: ask him right now because he's been listening on the
Speaker 1: other line this entire time. I knew it. Yeah, iraky there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm just confused. Oh I thought you'd still
Speaker 1: be laughing, laughing. Can you explain the joke to him
Speaker 1: so that he's not confused anymore, Carrie, I mean I
Speaker 1: get the joke now. That obviously took me a second
Speaker 1: during the date, But I okay, when I saw I
Speaker 1: was confused, I'm just I don't understand that. She says
Speaker 1: we had no chemistry, but you know, you stay the
Speaker 1: night and we had breakfast and we had a good
Speaker 1: time that this. Yeah, but like that's that's just like
Speaker 1: hooking up. You don't need really, you don't need chemistry
Speaker 1: for that. I mean, don't you don't see for breakfast.
Speaker 1: I mean I can understand that, Okay, But we did
Speaker 1: have downstairs chemistry. Oh. I think Carrie's talking about like
Speaker 1: the mental stimulation, right, Carrie, Like you want someone that
Speaker 1: can go toe to toe with you in a conversation more.
Speaker 1: But I think I think I think Eric had a
Speaker 1: good question, like was the chemistry there in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: I mean it was okay, I get oxygen and potassium. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the third or fourth time, it really really hits hard. Okay.
Speaker 1: I guess that's just weird to me because, like I
Speaker 1: feel like we were vibing all night. Obviously we had
Speaker 1: some hiccups, but we were still there getting along. And
Speaker 1: I even changed my my my handle on tender to
Speaker 1: little Kiwi. I mean, oh no, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: What is that? What's little Kiwi? What do you mean
Speaker 1: you don't get it? You know, to match your name
Speaker 1: soft Apricot Tender. Remember, yeah, you guys are both bruised fruits. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that really matches. Those are just like
Speaker 1: two different fruits. Okay, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: This is not like, this is not behind soft Apricot.
Speaker 1: Then if he didn't get it with little Kiwi, I'm
Speaker 1: just like kind of soft and petite and cute and
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just really like apricots and I
Speaker 1: don't think it's a joke. Yeah, he's a little green,
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to comedy. The funny I was
Speaker 1: really I was just saying words. I'm glad they were funny.
Speaker 1: And now that you know, we have the I feel
Speaker 1: the chemistry happening now I don't. Let's just trying to
Speaker 1: do at least in this room we got the chemistry going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm seriously confused, Carrie. We'd like to send you an
Speaker 1: Eric out on another date, and we will pay for it.
Speaker 1: What do you say? Okay? I like it? Um, I'm sorry, Eric,
Speaker 1: I think you're great, but I just don't think we're
Speaker 1: a match. I don't think. I don't think we should
Speaker 1: have gone another date. Oh okay, yeah, I think that's
Speaker 1: I think that's iron. Isn't that iron and oxygen? It
Speaker 1: all just sounds well. We've officially made this the worst
Speaker 1: second date update we've ever done. Did you hear my
Speaker 1: boreum joke? There's no chemistry in this room whatsoever? Sorry? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Eric. We we failed. Yeah yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I'll just try again and
Speaker 1: maybe stay away from the fruit handles or something. A
Speaker 1: things are going to turn out. Okay, Okay, you say
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.