WEBVTT - You Gotta Show Your Butt - 07.02.25

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<v Speaker 1>What you got for sneph what's on the menu.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a little rough this morning, but we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to do it. We're gonna have to ask some

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<v Speaker 2>tough questions and it's here. I need you to come

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<v Speaker 2>show your butt. I show your butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we need to see you. But hey, hey, y'all, we

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<v Speaker 2>done got in a situation. It's a car missing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. Last thing the lady saw was the boy

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<v Speaker 2>jumped the fence cold with pants pocket on his butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Last thing she saw his butt. We need to see

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<v Speaker 2>your butt to make sure it ain't you. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold on, but identification.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's a butt lineup. We should have put a

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<v Speaker 2>whole butt line up in there. It's gonna be about

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<v Speaker 2>seven eight butts in that and we got to figure

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<v Speaker 2>out which one every one that stole my mama car.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're gonna get to the We're gonna get to

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom of it. Okay, maybe that's the name of it.

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<v Speaker 2>We gonna get to the bottom. But come tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>But let's go get.

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<v Speaker 1>Though this Markus. Yeah, this Marcus was up.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, do you know anything about a Lincoln being stolen?

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<v Speaker 1>A Lincoln being stolen. No, man, I don't know nothing

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<v Speaker 1>about no Lincoln. Who is this man?

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<v Speaker 3>You know about a Lincoln getting stolen?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? Who is this? Man? I don't know nothing about

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<v Speaker 1>Lincoln being stolen? Man, how you get my number?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? Dog? Hold slow down.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I'm trying to ask you. Somebody that

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<v Speaker 3>stole my mama Lincoln? Man, and I'm asking they say

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<v Speaker 3>you know something about it, or you was one of

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<v Speaker 3>them that did or do you know anything about a link?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I don't know nothing about Lincoln being stolen? Man, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>who is calling my house with this here?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know nothing about no Lincoln being stolen. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Craig.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. Somebody stole my mama Lincoln, and they said you

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<v Speaker 3>was one of the ones that probably had did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, Hold, hold who is who? Who?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is? Who is we?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know nothing about No Lincoln being stolen. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something. Man calling my house with this

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<v Speaker 1>here about the Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, man, I'm on paper. Man. I don't do no

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what i'mstand.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I don't get down like that. Man. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who told you that? Man or how you got

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<v Speaker 1>my number? Man, But I ain't told your mama Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, okay, hold up there that then yourn't mind coming

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<v Speaker 3>downtown because what happened was the lady next door saw

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<v Speaker 3>who took it and the dude that she say, the

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<v Speaker 3>dude jumped the fence and tow his pants in the

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<v Speaker 3>back pocket got tore off, and she saw the dude.

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<v Speaker 3>But so what we want you to do it come

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<v Speaker 3>down and get in the lineup and everybody gonna show that.

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<v Speaker 3>The lady say she know that, but when she see.

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<v Speaker 1>It black hell on, no, man, you want to be

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<v Speaker 1>I told you my mine think I'm gonna come downtown

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<v Speaker 1>in the fight player, and I'm not gonna come downtown

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<v Speaker 1>to show my well what I will do for you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show my on this om. Now you think your

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<v Speaker 1>mama Lincoln, is that my house? You can come get that?

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<v Speaker 3>Say man, it's yo. But the one that she saw

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<v Speaker 3>come over that fence. Man, That's all I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, who is you?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is you?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Call it my house?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>And and apsusing me killing your mama's problem. Man, it

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<v Speaker 1>would have had is you man? Are you crazy or something? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, man, I'm not trying to go back and forth

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<v Speaker 3>with you, dog. I'm just trying to get to the

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<v Speaker 3>bottom of who stole my mama. Car Dog, That's really

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm trying to do. You understand and come up.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? I ain't stole no linco.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>That ain't show.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't got no problem showing your butt to this lady. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>because the lady says she know this. But when she

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<v Speaker 3>said did you did you crawl over the fence and

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<v Speaker 3>tell your pains and the lady saw your butt. She

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<v Speaker 3>know it when she see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, Look, many was checking. Man boy identified me by

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<v Speaker 1>looking at my That's what she saw, man, She saw that.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't Man. What mon? Now you got my name?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, you Marcaus ain't you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I'm marcam okay right.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't quit acting like you ain't never been in

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<v Speaker 3>no trouble before. Man. They already say you be getting

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<v Speaker 3>in and out of trouble. So what I want to

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<v Speaker 3>know whether is you the one stole my mama? Lincoln?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? How to pay for what I done?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You did? But I ain't showing your mama Lincoln. Man, Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>let me sell you this right here. I have been

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<v Speaker 1>locked up, man, But I'll tell you what I gonn again.

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<v Speaker 1>If you coming down here trying to take my downtown

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<v Speaker 1>and to show my I'm not gonna have it. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>just because your mama car got sore. I ain't had

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with that. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, man, look, either you gonna come downtown willingly. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna come to your house and drag you out, man,

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<v Speaker 3>and bring you down there so this lady can see

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<v Speaker 3>your butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I say you, she know the butt when she's

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<v Speaker 3>said there, it ain't your butt. You ain't got nothing

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<v Speaker 3>to worry about. But you're gonna have to come downtown

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<v Speaker 3>and show us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, Matt, Matt, who in the hell is you? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't no law man, You ain't no detective, you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't no fire man. Man, Who in the hell is you? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm the one time can I'm the person trying

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<v Speaker 3>to figure out who stole my mama Lincoln. Man, that's

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I'll tell you what. You can. Come over here

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<v Speaker 1>to my house, man, and I'll show you my man. God,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a man I ain't had nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with this. Man. You talk about bringing the laws to

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<v Speaker 1>my house and take them out, take him out? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of what kind of this is? Man? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you I don't have nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>your my caught being told the man. But I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>coming downtown to show my man, that's not the question.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't got no problem coming to get it at

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<v Speaker 3>that one point. I ain't got no problem doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't come on, get come on, get my den

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, ain't getting.

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<v Speaker 3>My Hey, Man, I'm gonna say it one more time.

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<v Speaker 3>Were coming to your house, dragging you out and taking

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<v Speaker 3>you downtown if you don't want to go by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I ain't got in come up with that, man,

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<v Speaker 1>because I have been down. Man, I'd have been down. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I done paid for my clients. Man, I done paid

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<v Speaker 1>for my clients. But it ain't nobody goin to come

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<v Speaker 1>get me from my house talking about taking me downtown

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<v Speaker 1>and showing my If you want my you come to

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<v Speaker 1>my house. Man, You hear me, because I ain't fraid

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<v Speaker 1>to go back down, man, and I will go back

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<v Speaker 1>down if you come over my house with me about

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<v Speaker 1>getting my scrant.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, I'm just saying we need to the lady

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<v Speaker 3>just need to see it. Man to see if it's

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<v Speaker 3>the right one or not the right one. That's all

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<v Speaker 3>you got to do is put it down just a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit, so seek and see it. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, Man, I'm not finna do that. Man. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know who the hell you are. Man, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you even get my information? Man? I just get my number. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to get out my phone with this. Hell Man,

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<v Speaker 1>this is man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, you know what, Man, I'm not finna go

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<v Speaker 3>back and forth with you no more. You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>to bring your butt down here to the station. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>coming down there and drag you out your house and

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<v Speaker 3>take I'm through talking about this now you hear me.

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<v Speaker 1>Look look, man, come on, get me man, you want

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<v Speaker 1>my man, Come on, get me. Man. You did hey man?

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<v Speaker 1>Let who you heeled it up?

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what, man, I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 3>I need to say to you. You listening to me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>You just got pranked by your boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hell no, man, Hello man, y'all. Man, Look man,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all had me thinking. Man, I'm finna go back to

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<v Speaker 1>this center tantment.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you're talking about my man. I didn't show

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<v Speaker 1>no in the penitentiary and I ain't gonna show now now. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, man, come on here.

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<v Speaker 2>What you know? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>What ignorant? You know? That was so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shore you, but gonna line everybody up, everybody, and

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<v Speaker 2>this lady don't let us know if that.

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<v Speaker 1>But she saw they went over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, faith for all, drop the trousers and we that

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<v Speaker 2>lady know what. But she saw. Okay, gonna be like

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<v Speaker 2>eight nine buts just lined up and we're gonna figure

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<v Speaker 2>out which one the one went over that fence. He's

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna be able to tell him apart Number two,

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<v Speaker 2>number four, years, number five, Booty five, Booty five, the

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<v Speaker 2>booty four. Y'all stay here, y'all stay here. Which one,

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<v Speaker 2>ma'am ma'am one of the freckles? Yeah, boot of Seth,

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<v Speaker 2>don't go nowhere, don't go no where, tattoo.

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<v Speaker 3>Recipe for disaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay right there, Booty five, Booty Foe, boot of Seal.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody else can leave. We need all of them to

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<v Speaker 2>stay right here. We're gonna figure out exactly which one

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<v Speaker 2>of them went over that fence.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's no breakness when no breakness, when he sees

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely absolutely, don't you know what matter?

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<v Speaker 1>In fact?

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<v Speaker 2>You know greatness?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been holding this one for you. Uh, bed bugs

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<v Speaker 2>come from the b right on? Where do cockroaches? Take

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<v Speaker 2>your time? Take your time?

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<v Speaker 1>I hate him? Are you just gonna let the stand?

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna say absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>He's stupid, for real, Steve, for real? Nothing you're listening,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Hardy Morning Show