Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm Sloan.
Speaker 1: I'm fourteen years old and I know everything about the
Speaker 1: end of the day.
Speaker 2: This is Sloane Notes today.
Speaker 1: On Sloan Notes, we have a big man with a
Speaker 1: big personality. To be honest to his personality, maybe even
Speaker 1: more powerful than he's dunks. So here he is the
Speaker 1: three time inventive Player of the Year, all the way
Speaker 1: from the planet crypton Dwight Power.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's Sloane.
Speaker 1: I'm back just for a little bit of an update
Speaker 1: about this Dwight episode. I recorded this episode back in
Speaker 1: the summer while Dwight was still an MBA free agency,
Speaker 1: and now we're in November and Dwight is arguably the
Speaker 1: most famous man in the Taiwanese Basketball League.
Speaker 2: I hope you guys enjoyed the episode.
Speaker 1: So the other day I could not sleep right when
Speaker 1: I was up at four am, and I just decided
Speaker 1: that I was going to watch a bunch of videos
Speaker 1: of you, which I know that sounds creepy, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I was just warming up, right, okay. And I read
Speaker 1: that on the Magic you ate twenty five candy bars
Speaker 1: a day.
Speaker 2: Please tell me that's not true.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but type like Hershey, it didn't matter.
Speaker 4: I had Snickers, Baby roof, Milky way Man Payday. Basically,
Speaker 4: I have you ever heard of costos? I had costcos
Speaker 4: in my house or candy and snacks.
Speaker 2: I had all that's like my dream house.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I had a whole pantry full of snacks.
Speaker 2: And how did it?
Speaker 1: Like? You want three defensive players of the year eating
Speaker 1: twenty five candy bars a day?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Help me.
Speaker 1: You should tell like all the rookies be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want to win Defensive Player of the Year.
Speaker 2: Michael Bridges, if.
Speaker 1: You're watching this, sorry, you got snubbed twenty five candy
Speaker 1: bars a day and this makes you an excellent defender.
Speaker 1: Do you think like Draymond and stuff also eat twenty
Speaker 1: five candy birts today? Maybe that's like the trick to
Speaker 1: being a good defender.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe I think since he yells so much,
Speaker 3: so maybe.
Speaker 2: That's because he's like on like a sugar high.
Speaker 4: That could be true, because a lot of the San
Speaker 4: Francisco guys it was a running back or something like that.
Speaker 3: Who you see something?
Speaker 2: In second grade? I was him for Halloween.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I carried around like a big bag of skills,
Speaker 1: and I said.
Speaker 2: I'm just here so I don't get fined.
Speaker 3: That's your favorite?
Speaker 1: Well, I like all candy, but my favorite candy is
Speaker 1: probably like a blowpop is pretty good.
Speaker 2: But I like nerds gun Nerds clusters, Yeah, nerds clusters.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the way to go.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm a candy cutter stower. So can you help
Speaker 3: with all candy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: At Dwight Howard candy mar you.
Speaker 2: Heard that right here. It's d White Howard.
Speaker 1: Yes, instead of Timothy Shall May playing Willy Wonka, you
Speaker 1: should play Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2: I'm also a casting director now, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: So, like I said, I am fourteen years old and
Speaker 1: I'm in eighth grade, and I'd say almost everyone in
Speaker 1: the United States of America knows who Dwight Howard is, right,
Speaker 1: your household name. But I don't think anybody knows anything
Speaker 1: about you when you were fourteen years old. I just
Speaker 1: want to know everything. So let's start off. When you
Speaker 1: were fourteen, did you think you could make it.
Speaker 2: To the NBA.
Speaker 4: Yes, that was my dream. I'll start dreaming it ten
Speaker 4: then I was going to be in the NBA. So
Speaker 4: about fourteen, I was like, I'm definitely going to make it.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell the world yet that i
Speaker 4: want to go to the NBA, but I'm going to
Speaker 4: make it.
Speaker 2: And were you a Hawks fan?
Speaker 1: I was, actually did you go to like Hawks games
Speaker 1: and you just like looked at the court and You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be there one day?
Speaker 4: I actually did. We sat all the way up in
Speaker 4: the nosebooks. That's like so far up you never got
Speaker 4: a chance to get close to the to the floor.
Speaker 4: So I was like, man, one day, I want to
Speaker 4: be on the floor. And so I didn't really go
Speaker 4: to the games because I used to just start daydreaming
Speaker 4: and I never really watched the games.
Speaker 3: It's just thing like, man, what if that was me?
Speaker 3: They're calling and I'm dunking the.
Speaker 2: Ball and that happened.
Speaker 1: I know you like candles and stuff. You like manifest, Like,
Speaker 1: did you manifest?
Speaker 2: You think?
Speaker 1: I did you think the reason why you're in the
Speaker 1: NBA is because you manifest?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: I wrote it down, looked at it every day, I
Speaker 4: dreamed about it. I told everybody I'm going to the NBA.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be the first pick in the draft.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should manifest that I'm Jalen Green's wife one day.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll think about that.
Speaker 3: Right, well, I think see that's a little different.
Speaker 2: Oh that's manifesting your dad.
Speaker 3: He's going to be like, uh.
Speaker 2: You should officiate our wedding.
Speaker 3: Well again, your dad.
Speaker 1: True, but he's gonna walk me down the aisle and
Speaker 1: like he likes you.
Speaker 2: We'll convince him.
Speaker 3: You want to manifest it, right, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a Rockets fan though. Maybe
Speaker 1: we're not matchmakers.
Speaker 4: I mean, your dad is all I want to say.
Speaker 4: Your dad is not going to be mad at me.
Speaker 2: If you officiate. Can you wear like a pink suit?
Speaker 3: I think that's my favorite color.
Speaker 2: I noticed, Yes, he's wearing pink.
Speaker 3: Pink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my favorite color.
Speaker 3: To y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at us in my whole bed. It's like
Speaker 1: a pink rainbow.
Speaker 3: Like you back, that's too far.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's not what you're gonna do.
Speaker 3: I can do.
Speaker 1: We should create like an NBA team, but their jerseys
Speaker 1: are just pink because like no team's colors pink.
Speaker 4: That's true. What would our mascot be better? Let's let's
Speaker 4: try it out now, introducing.
Speaker 3: Your skitt.
Speaker 1: And at the center du wide, How do you like
Speaker 1: my announce boys, I have to go like really deep.
Speaker 3: I was pretty good, but I think the other team
Speaker 3: would laugh at us.
Speaker 1: Okay, but like the Clippers, that's not a great logo either.
Speaker 2: No offense to Clippers. Yeah, oh oh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Well okay, I'm gonna I may say something problematic, but
Speaker 1: like what is a Laker?
Speaker 3: What is like?
Speaker 2: What is a Laker? At least people know what a
Speaker 2: skittle is?
Speaker 3: So they got the Laker from the Great Lakes.
Speaker 1: I know, in Minnesota, because but come on, but that
Speaker 1: doesn't have anything to do with LA, don't.
Speaker 3: But kind of because they got LA and Lakers.
Speaker 1: Well okay, I'm just trying to like figure out why
Speaker 1: to that's true. You know, I'm not at school today,
Speaker 1: and my teachers was like, why aren't you going to school?
Speaker 1: And I was like, because I'm going to Dwight Howard's house.
Speaker 1: And they were like, you can't just miss school to
Speaker 1: go to Dwight Howard's house. I'm like, well, I'm going
Speaker 1: to miss school to go to Dwight Howard's house. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm getting an education here, teachers, you're watching I'm learning.
Speaker 2: So much like what candy bars to eat?
Speaker 3: Right McDonald's skittles. He exactly Jerseys.
Speaker 1: If you didn't, well, if you didn't go straight to
Speaker 1: the NBA, what college you think you would have gone to?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think about that a lot.
Speaker 1: Were there any colleges talking to you a lot? Or
Speaker 1: you just knew you were just skipping?
Speaker 3: It was a lot of colleges.
Speaker 2: I was getting letters, like your mailbox was full.
Speaker 4: I had a big bucket full of letters from colleges
Speaker 4: all around the United States asking me to come to school,
Speaker 4: Like I mean a big tub, Like imagine a tub
Speaker 4: that people lay full of letters from different school So
Speaker 4: it was like, man, how do I choose school?
Speaker 3: I just rather go in to the NBA. I think
Speaker 3: that's a lot better. It's gonna be hard to choose
Speaker 3: to school.
Speaker 2: What do you think you were leaning towards?
Speaker 1: Like if there was one college that you just were like,
Speaker 1: you know what, if I really had to, I would
Speaker 1: go here.
Speaker 3: I thought about going to Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Oh well that's I don't know about the basketball, but
Speaker 1: like you got to be in Hawi.
Speaker 4: What I was thinking about that, I was like, that's stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all the way to Hawaii for.
Speaker 1: School, and then also whenever you came to like play
Speaker 1: other teams, you'd have to travel, like so it's like
Speaker 1: a twelve hour well if you're going in like New York,
Speaker 1: it's like twelve yeah, time difference.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, and I.
Speaker 1: Feel like, you know, Superman's from like Ohio or something,
Speaker 1: so like that maybe wouldn't work out then because like
Speaker 1: you couldn't be Superman if you're from Hawaii, Like oh,
Speaker 1: no offense to Hawaii as like a state, you know,
Speaker 1: but I feel like that would be like you know,
Speaker 1: like I feel like it's like you get it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad we're on the same page there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was cool.
Speaker 1: Sorry to the Governor of Hawaii, Dwight Howard loves you.
Speaker 2: We just it was just a joke. Okay.
Speaker 1: So when you were fourteen, did you play like, well, A,
Speaker 1: you probably wasn't a thing.
Speaker 3: Well, you keep.
Speaker 2: Talking about it. I don't know, Okay, it was it
Speaker 2: a thing? Okay, it was a thing. Sorry, it was
Speaker 2: a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah A yeah, all that stuff.
Speaker 5: So au now is like so it's crazy, but back
Speaker 5: then it was insane because it wasn't in social media
Speaker 5: like that, so people would just coming, it'd be tons
Speaker 5: of people at the games.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 2: So I actually wanted to ask you this.
Speaker 1: I was curious because, well, obviously you were the number
Speaker 1: one player in the country, and you know there's guys
Speaker 1: like Mikey Williams and Jalen Green who was you know
Speaker 1: some of these like number one guys.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Like with Mikey, obviously he's like five.
Speaker 1: Million followers on Instagram and he's not in that he
Speaker 1: is in high school. What do you think about that, Like,
Speaker 1: do you think if that was around when you were
Speaker 1: the number one player in the country, that would have
Speaker 1: affected your decision on maybe skipping college or stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Well, I just think that it would have kind of
Speaker 4: accelerated the whole process of becoming what in the field
Speaker 4: of basketball they would call the star. Because of social media, now,
Speaker 4: a guy like Michael Williams is already he already has
Speaker 4: a star before he goes to the NBA. So he
Speaker 4: has millions of people around the world who follow him
Speaker 4: and what he does. So when he goes to a team,
Speaker 4: now you add in all those fasts on that team
Speaker 4: who love that team, yeah, and they're like, oh, we
Speaker 4: got to have this guy for you know, our team.
Speaker 4: So I'm happy and I'm glad to see the progress
Speaker 4: that the world is taking as far as with sports
Speaker 4: and giving guys opportunities, and I think Mike's going to
Speaker 4: make the most stud it.
Speaker 1: So, now that we've talked about who you were when
Speaker 1: you were fourteen and a teenager, I want to know
Speaker 1: go on to who you are basically now.
Speaker 2: So let's start off. What was your welcome to the
Speaker 2: league moment?
Speaker 4: Would bring this up? Okay, welcome to the league moment?
Speaker 4: It's the infamous dunk of Kobe Bryant. He kind of
Speaker 4: dunked me really really bad. The good thing about it
Speaker 4: is out to see it because my eyes was closed.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's I guess good. No, No, it's probably worse
Speaker 2: maybe yeah.
Speaker 3: And my high but I heard it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's.
Speaker 4: Out, like I heard boom and that I heard the crowd, Like,
Speaker 4: was it in LA it was in Orlando.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess with someone like Kobe, it's like there's
Speaker 1: fans everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they just felt bad happy at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I didn't think he was going to dunct the ball.
Speaker 4: I just ran to put my hands up because I'm like, oh, he's.
Speaker 2: A great shooter, So how did he jump over you?
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I was trying to figure out.
Speaker 1: Look, I get how like you could like poster someone,
Speaker 1: but how can someone poster you?
Speaker 3: We'll see. I'm gonna tell you what happened.
Speaker 4: I was imagining that Kobe was going to fit the
Speaker 4: jump shots, started trying to be the eager beat.
Speaker 3: And you come up and put my hands up, coach,
Speaker 3: look up the white plate defensively. And next thing I know,
Speaker 3: I closed my eyes and he flew over me.
Speaker 2: And then that's for sure. Welcome to the league, he said, welcome.
Speaker 4: No one of your teammates did. Welcome to the league,
Speaker 4: young fella. And I was like, who said that? Because
Speaker 4: it was my head was still spinning.
Speaker 1: Uh you thought you're like you thought you were like
Speaker 1: in heaven.
Speaker 2: Or something you like.
Speaker 3: No, it was just spinning because he ducked it so hard. Oh,
Speaker 3: but I was just kiddous. It was like, welcome to
Speaker 3: the league, young fella.
Speaker 4: And my best friend he got me a cake with
Speaker 4: Kobe dunking on me just to kind of mess with me.
Speaker 3: So me and Kobe have always been connected, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So now I guess maybe this maybe they answer
Speaker 1: to your question, but who is your least favorite player
Speaker 1: to play against? But more in a way of like
Speaker 1: who do you think is the hardest to guard? But
Speaker 1: maybe it's not as obvious as Kobe someone you know.
Speaker 4: Being a competitor, I like playing against everyone. It was
Speaker 4: kind of like a video game. I could beat this person,
Speaker 4: I could move on to the next person, the next person.
Speaker 3: So that's how I kind of looked at it.
Speaker 4: And the people that I was playing against in my
Speaker 4: mind were the people that were in what we call
Speaker 4: the rafters, So the guys that have the jerseys retired
Speaker 4: and stuff like that, those are like the players that
Speaker 4: I felt like I was playing against. So in the game,
Speaker 4: I know that I won't ever play against Wilt Chamberlain,
Speaker 4: but in my mind I could imagine the person that
Speaker 4: I'm playing against is wild Chamberlain.
Speaker 3: So that's that's how I know approached the game.
Speaker 1: It's funny that you bring that up, because yesterday I
Speaker 1: was watching this TikTok video where someone made this like video.
Speaker 1: It was like a cartoon of Jannie one V wanting
Speaker 1: I don't know how what the plural of one he wanted,
Speaker 1: but I'm just say one V oneting.
Speaker 2: See again, grammar lesson.
Speaker 3: Look at this wanting.
Speaker 2: He was one V wanning.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should like college the dictionary and add it
Speaker 1: one v wonning.
Speaker 3: We should make that up. We should pay It's.
Speaker 1: An adverb probably anyway, it was a will one view wonning,
Speaker 1: be honest, and if you were to one be wanting
Speaker 1: wilt obviously, Like, what do you think the differences would
Speaker 1: be considering your You've played sort of in the modern
Speaker 1: NBA and he played in the past.
Speaker 4: See, I think it'd be a great matchup. He's really
Speaker 4: really strong, and he was talleran me, and he's fast too,
Speaker 4: so we're both fast, you know. Say it would become
Speaker 4: a mental game, which would be the best type of game.
Speaker 3: So it'll be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: So Steven A.
Speaker 1: Smith is known for his hot takes. But have you
Speaker 1: ever seen a take hotter than Kelly Ubray Junior. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. But today the two of us are
Speaker 1: gonna unpack that. We're gonna be hotter than Kelly Abrade Junior.
Speaker 1: Did you know that was possible? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Him.
Speaker 2: Do you like him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can like him. He's a great guy,
Speaker 3: good basketball.
Speaker 1: His shooting on the Warriors was questionable. That made me
Speaker 1: almost not like him if I'm being honest. He Wow,
Speaker 1: he didn't make a three for the first month of
Speaker 1: the season.
Speaker 2: If you're on the greatest shooting team ever, this is
Speaker 2: ruining it. Sorry, sorry, Kelly, I love you. Fine. Anyway,
Speaker 2: let's go into this. So I'm just gonna ask you
Speaker 2: questions and you just got to answer. But it has
Speaker 2: to be fast. Come on, to be fast and you
Speaker 2: said you were fast players.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Do you think he would be in a race? I'm
Speaker 2: pretty fast. I play soccer. Oh I think in real
Speaker 2: life we don't have to get into that.
Speaker 1: Nows mm, well you do have much longer stride.
Speaker 3: I'll beat you backwards. I'm going to go backwards to
Speaker 3: run four.
Speaker 1: Fine, we'll do this after on the street. Okay, well
Speaker 1: you can't say yourself. But which NBA player do you
Speaker 1: think is the best dressed currently?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh crap, yeah sure, yeah. He was at the
Speaker 2: met Galla.
Speaker 3: Do you like his was fired?
Speaker 2: I actually agree. If you were at the macall.
Speaker 3: What would you wear? I would wear a pink.
Speaker 2: Suit, even if it didn't have to go with the theme.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know they had themes.
Speaker 2: That's the whole point.
Speaker 1: But it was guilty glamor, but no one listened. Everyone
Speaker 1: wore like other things.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I'm teaching you too.
Speaker 3: I thought may Gallow was a song.
Speaker 2: There's so much to learn.
Speaker 1: Okay, who in the NBA has the best shoe game?
Speaker 5: Has to go to all Lebron James. He got every
Speaker 5: shoe at well because.
Speaker 2: It's his own.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, oh, I actually think I can't even ask you
Speaker 1: this because it's probably you.
Speaker 2: But who's the funniest NBA player.
Speaker 3: Player is Rick James? He played for the Lakers. Dwight Howard.
Speaker 2: Superman is also pretty funny.
Speaker 5: Superman is kind of like the serious he turns into
Speaker 5: Clark Dwight. That's it's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: No, it would be Clark Howard because why would it
Speaker 1: be a double first name?
Speaker 3: Because no, it doesn't. Clark Dwight doesn't sound better. No,
Speaker 3: Clark Coward. It's fine. That's somebody's name.
Speaker 1: That's she's so probably well Clark de White that Why
Speaker 1: would anyone name their kid that?
Speaker 3: People do that all the time. A lot of people
Speaker 3: have two first names.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not Clerk. It doesn't go together.
Speaker 3: I have two first names.
Speaker 2: Okay, true, but I know your name is White Howard. Yes,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I do. I think yeah.
Speaker 1: I said that multiple times and I was like, remember
Speaker 1: when I was like, everyone knows your name's White.
Speaker 2: Howard and then they don't know. I think they Which
Speaker 2: NBA player do you think would be the best soccer player?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with Joe l.
Speaker 2: M B because he starts juggling pregame.
Speaker 5: No, he's just running everybody over get to the Golden
Speaker 5: No he did, I think?
Speaker 3: No, he can move with Steve. I'll be a good.
Speaker 2: Goldie, sure, but will you just go like that and
Speaker 2: like to move?
Speaker 3: Guess there's another gold Howard, Tim he's.
Speaker 2: Also a goalie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, he sort of has two first names too. I
Speaker 1: told you talented, but Curry wouldn't be a first.
Speaker 3: Name Curry, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, we really have a feud here. Okay, which
Speaker 1: I mean a teammate do you think is the best singer?
Speaker 1: And I know you're a last singer, so I can.
Speaker 5: Be best singer. Oh I had a teammate. It's named
Speaker 5: Troy Daiams. You could say really good?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you know Victor Olidipo's are really good?
Speaker 5: And they thought that was me in the outfit. They
Speaker 5: thought I was the costume itself.
Speaker 2: Okay, which NBA player could run for president?
Speaker 3: Oh my god president?
Speaker 1: No great, I'm going to be the president and then
Speaker 1: you can be my secretary of basketball.
Speaker 5: Have to be the vice president first and then yes,
Speaker 5: when I'm finished, and I could just hand it to you,
Speaker 5: we'll do it different, so it'll be.
Speaker 3: Like instead of somebody voting after this and the.
Speaker 2: President, so we'll just end America's democracy if.
Speaker 3: We start over.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, just think about it. Should we like rewrite
Speaker 1: the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 5: Have to okay, skittlesland because we don't want to eat
Speaker 5: too much sugar.
Speaker 2: But America a ready has an obesity problem, so clearly.
Speaker 3: We have to change that. We have to. So why yes,
Speaker 3: it's kind of like y and yan.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yes, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are so good at this. Want
Speaker 1: to know what's so perfect?
Speaker 2: Guess what?
Speaker 1: The next segment is called muggsy or minute and we
Speaker 1: have the picture here? Yeah, yeah, eighteen and I'm still growing.
Speaker 3: You probably got about two more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe hopefully fingers crossed. That's then he's ever gone.
Speaker 2: Okay, you are Dwight Howard.
Speaker 1: Many people would call you Superman, and you're probably one
Speaker 1: of the best dunkers ever.
Speaker 2: Right, we could just say, let's just say that most
Speaker 2: NBA history, I have the least dunkst in NBA history.
Speaker 3: You have that title for Oh God.
Speaker 1: You're here out here insulting children. This is really I
Speaker 1: was No, that was an insult to a literal child.
Speaker 1: But if every single current NBA player was in the
Speaker 1: dunk contest right now, who you're too fine to speak?
Speaker 2: Oh, and it can't be you.
Speaker 4: It's crazy that we're talking about this because the person
Speaker 4: I would pick, I hate to say it, it's jayale Green.
Speaker 2: Wait why though? Okay, Like notice I said.
Speaker 4: Before he was in a duck contest that he was
Speaker 4: not wearing a duck no offense, but he did that.
Speaker 3: He only did back because he was a little nervous.
Speaker 2: Okay, true, Sorry, babe, didn't need to send either.
Speaker 1: But you cannot call him, and why can't I.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you two reasons. I'm older than you at.
Speaker 3: Your elders yes, sir too. Your dad would not like that.
Speaker 2: Oh, but you have to give two.
Speaker 3: Gary Payton Junior the second.
Speaker 2: But I understand where you were.
Speaker 1: It's not Gary Payton like love and then his son
Speaker 1: who just broke his elbow because Dylan Brooks is real annoying?
Speaker 2: Is Gary Payton this second?
Speaker 3: Like he's not you, but he's not the second one?
Speaker 1: Well, he is the second one, but like on his jersey,
Speaker 1: he's like the two eyes he does or not eyes,
Speaker 1: the two.
Speaker 3: I'm Dwight Howard.
Speaker 1: The second they said, al, okay, well, I personally I
Speaker 1: didn't know. You didn't ask, but I'm going to tell
Speaker 1: you I would probably have Jaw.
Speaker 2: Or Miles Bridges. Do you know who Jaw is?
Speaker 1: Miles?
Speaker 2: Do you know who Miles Bridges is? You know who
Speaker 2: Miles Bridges is? Though, no, we didn't.
Speaker 3: We did brought them up by the defensive player of
Speaker 3: the year.
Speaker 1: No, I said, McHale Bridges. They're not the same person
Speaker 1: in the conference on the Western Conference.
Speaker 3: About the same Bridges name.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, so you're not the same person as Tim Howard.
Speaker 3: I am, oh wow, I just turned too for the
Speaker 3: USA soccer team when I.
Speaker 2: Have and so you're bald.
Speaker 3: Yeah see.
Speaker 1: Okay, So now we're going to go into Muggsy or
Speaker 1: maneu and basically it's a this or that situation and
Speaker 1: I just want you to answer. Last time, we did
Speaker 1: a very bad job going fast. You did, so let's
Speaker 1: just go.
Speaker 2: MJ or Kobe.
Speaker 1: Lakers are sixers, six ers, Yeah, it's a six it's
Speaker 1: a trick question.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hawks or Falcons cause you're from Atlanta?
Speaker 1: Ooh, Falcons, Nike or Adidas, Gatorade or poweradee?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pad gross No, I agree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people want me to drink your drinks.
Speaker 1: I've offended so many people in this interview. We don't
Speaker 1: say no offense so many times. Yeah, it's not okay.
Speaker 1: Instagram or TikTok Instagram also, yeah, yeah, I looked up
Speaker 1: your TikTok. First off, your name isn't even your name,
Speaker 1: it's like your number. And then also you have three
Speaker 1: videos and they're all like from like really, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was mad at you? Now sweet or salty sweet? Obviously
Speaker 1: Sorry that was dumb. Yeah, Zion or jaw Jaw Are
Speaker 1: you kidding?
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I can't even God, I'm a fourteen year old middle
Speaker 1: schooler and jaw's jaw and you're in the NBA and
Speaker 1: you've been for like it's eighteen years. You've been in
Speaker 1: the NBA since I was I was just like a
Speaker 1: little thing in my mom's stomach.
Speaker 2: I know I wasn't born. And also Johns Jones.
Speaker 3: I thought you were talking about something else.
Speaker 1: They're in the same draft class. It was like first pick,
Speaker 1: second pick, like you know.
Speaker 3: I thought that was like a nickname for Jalen. You
Speaker 3: called him Joh.
Speaker 1: I call him Babe. Okay, Steph for magic, magic like
Speaker 1: Wila magic, John's magic, Johnson Magic, Johnson's stuff. Okay, So again,
Speaker 1: why would I say Steph Curry and then like the
Speaker 1: idea of pulling a bunny out of a hat?
Speaker 3: Steph for magic? Like when I want to go see
Speaker 3: Steph player or go to a mate.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Steph is the magic show?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So I read in an article from twenty twelve that
Speaker 1: in twenty twelve your favorite singers were Trey Songs and
Speaker 1: Big Sean.
Speaker 2: So which one do you like better? Is it embarrassing?
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is?
Speaker 3: So like you really don't know.
Speaker 2: Who it is?
Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll learn New York or La me too, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Rinaldo or messy.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be messy.
Speaker 2: So it's not a comedian. Now I've been instructed not
Speaker 2: to ask this, so I won't. But now, okay, Doris
Speaker 2: Burke or me.
Speaker 3: Is that the lady on TV?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the lady.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the lady who's interviewed you for eighteen years.
Speaker 2: Yes, the blonde woman with the glasses. Sorry, Doris, guess
Speaker 2: someone's not paying attention. But anyway, Okay, Dwight.
Speaker 1: I had so much fun on this interview, and though
Speaker 1: we've created some I guess feuds you could call it
Speaker 1: throughout this interview, I've also learned a lot and I
Speaker 1: really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me
Speaker 1: but also make fun of children, which is so.
Speaker 2: Kind of you. You said I was never gonna dunk. Ever,
Speaker 2: you're not everybody. How do you know I am.
Speaker 3: I believe in.
Speaker 2: K Well, we'll have to see.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to Sloan Nose and a big thank
Speaker 1: you to Dwight Howard. Make sure to check out my
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Speaker 2: On his head.
Speaker 1: Yes, somehow Kobe jumped over Dwight's howerd so make sure
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