Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. You know the goal
Speaker 1: is to actually win these bets, Like, yeah, I do, okay,
Speaker 1: but like it would really help if you guys start
Speaker 1: picking winners. Dan is like golf, the first two holes
Speaker 1: you don't even care about. We're two weeks in. I'm
Speaker 1: not what I think. I have myself down like nine units.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be flipping forty and fifty units in five weeks,
Speaker 1: so I'm not I'm not too concerned about being down nine.
Speaker 1: It's like in golf, will be rolling in pretty fair. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's recap the weekend as gory as it was.
Speaker 1: Dylan recap, How you fared? Um? So I finished five
Speaker 1: and seven? Um not terrible, not great. I struggled with
Speaker 1: college again, which is sort of becoming a trend. I
Speaker 1: think I went one one in three. I only had
Speaker 1: Cincinnati hit against Indiana. UM NFL was a little better,
Speaker 1: but still tough. I did hit my Ravens money line
Speaker 1: bet though, and the over in that game. Okay, how
Speaker 1: many units are you down on the season? Um, well,
Speaker 1: let's see the nine and I'm probably down about five
Speaker 1: units because my week one, my big bet on the
Speaker 1: Ravens did not hit. All right, how about we keep
Speaker 1: track of how many units up or down? I admit
Speaker 1: I did just sort of pull that out of my elbow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um but I will. I'll get jack on it bad, Larry.
Speaker 1: Let's recap how you did it over the weekend. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I lost my time. I lost that Thursday. I might
Speaker 1: stay away from Thursday night game still, and by the way,
Speaker 1: worked out perfectly for you. The strategy is paying off
Speaker 1: sort of so far. Well, you cover your beat and
Speaker 1: you had the Giants blues. Couldn't get any better than that.
Speaker 1: And I'm usually I just let my bookie keep score
Speaker 1: for me. So you guys tell me. You guys have statisticians.
Speaker 1: I'll trust whatever numbers you go. I got you at
Speaker 1: two and six last week you had a push and
Speaker 1: you're down five units. I'm two and six. That's that's
Speaker 1: what I've got. You just said you trusted your bookies,
Speaker 1: So okay, I'll trust it. Okay, I've got you six
Speaker 1: and ten overall, and your teasers are four and three.
Speaker 1: I got Dylan at nine and eleven overall. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: live with those numbers. Okay. Anybody taking action? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's only two holes. We're playing eighteen. Maybe you may
Speaker 1: have to play thirty six to turn a profit. Okay,
Speaker 1: anybody got any action on tonight's game? La? Are you
Speaker 1: staying away from Thursday night's game? Um? I don't like
Speaker 1: tonight's game, but I just felt that I threw the
Speaker 1: that I sent in a three team PAS Broncos Open Open,
Speaker 1: and I don't think that's fair for your listeners. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Broncos Ravens, pants or Panthers and that
Speaker 1: three team PAS. Guess or I have something to do tonight? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? And is that a one unit? That was
Speaker 1: three units? Okay, alright, we're going a little big time there.
Speaker 1: All right? What about you? That's the only three unit
Speaker 1: that and it was Broncos Open Open, But I figured
Speaker 1: out to fill it in for you guys tonight. All right, Dylan,
Speaker 1: you've got anything tonight I do against my better judgment,
Speaker 1: I am taking the Texans plus eight because, as I
Speaker 1: mentioned last week, I'm going with the all underdogs against
Speaker 1: the spread strategy in prime time, all right, even though
Speaker 1: it is the Texans and it gives me a bill.
Speaker 1: Who's who's quarterback in for the Texans tonight, Davis Mills?
Speaker 1: You know, I like the unknown or I was just wondering.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who was quarterback. It's going to be
Speaker 1: a disaster. They're gonna lose my thirty, but I'm doing
Speaker 1: it anyways. Okay, college, let's start with college. Bad Larry'll
Speaker 1: start with you. You said last week you were swearing
Speaker 1: off college because you didn't know the fifth year seniors
Speaker 1: or whatever your excuse was. Yeah, I didn't do to
Speaker 1: college games this week. Um, I'm taking Louisville minus one
Speaker 1: and a half. I don't know what that line. It
Speaker 1: might be getting better for me, but Louisville minus one
Speaker 1: and a half against Florida State and every non gambler
Speaker 1: in the world has heard of ball State. How is
Speaker 1: Toledo given them five? So I'm taking Toledo against ball
Speaker 1: State minus five. Um, you guys know what I have
Speaker 1: you at minus three? But um, you know that's I
Speaker 1: don't know what I mean I did this yesterday. Um, well,
Speaker 1: what did you bet it yesterday? I have these written down.
Speaker 1: I don't I won't bet until game day, Dan, but
Speaker 1: I'll live with your numbers, Okay, all right, so we'll
Speaker 1: be generous right now. With Toledo's it's five, it's fine,
Speaker 1: okay minus five a Dylan, You've got college, Dan, They're
Speaker 1: just one unit, so okay, one unit on the college Okay, deal,
Speaker 1: I do Um, I have Georgia. This is kind of
Speaker 1: a tricky one to Georgia minus thirty five against Vandy.
Speaker 1: Vandy's a disaster, but thirty five is a lot to lay,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna do it anyways. And then Clemson minus
Speaker 1: ten against NC State. I feel like Clemson is due
Speaker 1: for to just destroy someone after the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: So those are my I'm only doing to college because
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm just going back in dipping my toes
Speaker 1: now the NFL. Uh, Dylan will start with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've got four straight bets. So Seahawks. I'm very
Speaker 1: bullish on the Seahawks right now. I don't really know why,
Speaker 1: but I do. Russell Wilson's I am I'm hoping for
Speaker 1: food Ruckers, and I do think Russell Wilson, he's I
Speaker 1: just looked it up. He's plus eight hundred for the
Speaker 1: m v P right now. He I think he this
Speaker 1: might be the year again again. Yeah, but I told
Speaker 1: you last year that he was going to win it. Yes,
Speaker 1: and he was great for the first half of the season.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess that's probably gonna happen again. But for now,
Speaker 1: I'll stick with that Seattle minus one and a half
Speaker 1: versus the Vikings. Yeah. Um. And then I have Saints
Speaker 1: money line plus one thirty five over the Patriots, so
Speaker 1: straight up money line underdog. Um. I like, I'm still
Speaker 1: Jamis believer even after last week, and I still think
Speaker 1: like the rookie quarterbacks. I'll take a little bit extra
Speaker 1: juice with the underdog Saints in that you got the
Speaker 1: Texans already plus eight against the Panthers and anything else.
Speaker 1: My Ravens minus nine against Reliance, I have to you know,
Speaker 1: after they hooked me up last week, I'm gonna stick
Speaker 1: with him, even though that's a big line. Ravens minus
Speaker 1: nine versus lines bad Larry, Okay, we three. I have
Speaker 1: the over in the Bills Washington game. I think it
Speaker 1: was forty five. Yeah, I don't remember, actually, but whatever,
Speaker 1: you guys give me a fine. So over Bills Washington. Dylan,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna like hearing this, but I'm gonna bet
Speaker 1: on my Giants this week. I actually like the I
Speaker 1: like the Giants minus three over the Falcons. I think
Speaker 1: that's I would take that too. I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know with either of those teams, but I'm
Speaker 1: ben with my heart on that. But I'm taking the Giants.
Speaker 1: I'm taking the Rams plus one over Tom Brady. I
Speaker 1: mean Tampa Bay tb here. I wasn't sure what that was.
Speaker 1: Tampa bag the same thing. And then I got Dallas
Speaker 1: minus for Monday Night against the Eagles. And then I
Speaker 1: have the over in the Patriot Saints games because I
Speaker 1: think it's forty one and a half. Alright, So my
Speaker 1: en it those NFL bets there are all two units
Speaker 1: stand and then don't forget about my three team. T's
Speaker 1: the three unit one with the Bronkers, Ravens and Panthers.
Speaker 1: All right, Dylan, you didn't apply any units to your
Speaker 1: bets here? Are they all the same? Um? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can basically consider all these two unit to units college
Speaker 1: and across the board first, because see, the audience has
Speaker 1: to know how much you like a game like bad
Speaker 1: Larry loved Buffalo against Pittsburgh week one. I actually, I
Speaker 1: do think I am going to actually bump up one.
Speaker 1: Bet I will bump up unit wise two four is
Speaker 1: the Seahawks minus one. And that's my that's my favorite
Speaker 1: of the week. Yes, and you just understand that if
Speaker 1: Buffalo not opening week of Buffalo just won the game,
Speaker 1: not covered, just won the game, I'll still be undefeated
Speaker 1: in my teasers. I just want to point that out.
Speaker 1: I know, but you you're not. No, I know. That's
Speaker 1: why I stayed away from Buffalo week two when they
Speaker 1: go down to Miami and put a little thirty five
Speaker 1: nothing beating on him. But Larry, if Alabama had covered
Speaker 1: the spread this weekend, I would have won that one too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can't, you can you can't do this, like you
Speaker 1: know the people talking about I'm not talking about cover
Speaker 1: and spreads. I'm talking about winning a game you're supposed
Speaker 1: to win, not get a fair enough. You still lost
Speaker 1: the game, Like you can't go a boy, if Buffalo
Speaker 1: had covered or what just won the game, Well they didn't.
Speaker 1: You don't get made. I know. But when you say
Speaker 1: to your bookie, god, if Buffalo had just one out right,
Speaker 1: and they go, you know what, you're right, here's your money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that actually worked in my favor. That same logic worked
Speaker 1: in my favor with the Ravens and Chiefs, though, because
Speaker 1: the chief probably should have won that game outright with
Speaker 1: that last second fumbles. So I'll take that luck going
Speaker 1: my way. By the way, if you want to tell
Speaker 1: us you're gambling story, good or bad, tweet hashtag dp gamble.
Speaker 1: Tell us the good, the bad, and the ugly. I
Speaker 1: don't know if people have like bad Layard, do you
Speaker 1: have a great gambling story like that you benefited from
Speaker 1: or do you have one that you remember because it
Speaker 1: was a it was horrible. I have one um a
Speaker 1: long time ago. Yes, we're just out of college. We're
Speaker 1: down in Florida. We're down. It's a bunch of us
Speaker 1: and we're down. You know, too much money to the bookie.
Speaker 1: So we bet. And again I'm not going to remember
Speaker 1: the exact numbers, but we bet Kentucky to beat Duke
Speaker 1: in a national championship game. And Kentucky, well, I think
Speaker 1: the Givens guy had like forty on in the game,
Speaker 1: UM with a Jackie Gibbs, I forget his name, even
Speaker 1: Jack Gibbons. Jack Gibbons. Right. So Kentucky is being at
Speaker 1: the the Rathskeller at Biscayne College didn't have a TV.
Speaker 1: I went back to the kid's room who I was
Speaker 1: staying with, and took his TV and brought it down
Speaker 1: to the rat. I got the TV set up. I'm
Speaker 1: watching the game. We're going crazy because we're winning. UM
Speaker 1: to Minski or o'corn or whoever. Tim Duke back then
Speaker 1: starts bringing the back, bring back. I think we're giving
Speaker 1: six and a half. Well, with to five seconds left
Speaker 1: in the game, Um Duke scores and give cups some
Speaker 1: thing to five. Now we're losers and we put too much.
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to Cube, but I'm not even
Speaker 1: coming home from Biscayne. Well, somebody throat Kentucky throws the
Speaker 1: ball inbounds with five seconds ago. I think his name
Speaker 1: was James Lee. James Lee catches the ball. If you
Speaker 1: look at the video, one force out of bounds at
Speaker 1: half court. When he catches the ball, they let it go.
Speaker 1: He goes in for the tom o'haw don't get the
Speaker 1: buzzer win by seven, and I can come home to
Speaker 1: the Jersey shore literally standing out of bounds when he
Speaker 1: caught the ball at half court. So you had a
Speaker 1: little bit riding on that one. Uh yeah, three three
Speaker 1: young kids lives, I would think, But they've grown up
Speaker 1: to be okay. I mean they've recovered. Yeah, yeah, they have. Yeah, Dill,
Speaker 1: do you have a great one that you want or long? Um,
Speaker 1: I actually have a good one from fairly recently. It's
Speaker 1: actually golf golf bet. I. I took Justin Thomas to
Speaker 1: win the Players this year, and it was so after Saturday.
Speaker 1: Have been in college basketball a day. I was up
Speaker 1: a little bit and then I as the night sort
Speaker 1: of rolled in, things got hazier. I ended up dumping
Speaker 1: it all in Justin Thomas to win the Players, which
Speaker 1: I found out that morning Sunday morning when I woke
Speaker 1: up some I went to this restaurant and uh basically
Speaker 1: watched him go down the line and win it. And
Speaker 1: then I checked my card statement the next day and
Speaker 1: had spent every single dollar at the restaurant after having
Speaker 1: been there. We've been there for about nine hours. Well,
Speaker 1: you guys, thank you again, and let's try to win
Speaker 1: bets um this weekend. That'd be nice to get for
Speaker 1: the for the season. Yeah, oh no, I'm over. You
Speaker 1: can't any money over is what we want, um, Dan,
Speaker 1: it's the third hole. I'm probably gonna chip in. There's
Speaker 1: what it's the third hole to that right now, I'm
Speaker 1: probably gonna chill. You're gonna chip in, Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, but you'll chip in for par Larry
Speaker 1: that I know it's gonna be for Barre's chipping in.
Speaker 1: Thanks Larry. That's bad, Larry Dylan and uh, we'll talk
Speaker 1: to you guys next week.