1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for torching my friendship because 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: my gaming buddy ditched me in a match and. 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,319 Speaker 2: And soul to my skills? Now my skills, bro? 4 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: You know that triple kill, dude, triple three sixty no 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: scope jugger not activated? 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 2: What's that from? Like Call of Duty? I don't know. 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 2: I don't really play, but I don't. Brandon plays like 8 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,280 Speaker 2: a lot, and so. 9 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 1: You're here like ad libs in there like the random 10 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: ship coming in or like U A v. 11 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 2: The drone on on on mark or I don't know, 12 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 2: something like that. 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 3: That's pretty good. 14 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 2: I believe it. But you know what, you you don't 15 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 2: need to go to war to do sam Oh submitting 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,840 Speaker 2: your story to our slash Okop show. But the funny 17 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 2: thing is it can be a war story if you 18 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 2: have one. So if you have any kind of interesting story, 19 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 2: go to reddit r slash Okop Show. We'd love to 20 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 2: hear what you have to say. That's right, dropping in. 21 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 2: This one's coming from environmental bid at nine six nine five, 22 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 2: a bid for the environment man, right, we need to 23 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 2: save this planet. That's right. 24 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: So yeah, thanks for dropping in your story and we're 25 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 1: gonna dive in to start. We have been friends for 26 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 1: a long time, but our friendship never went outside of 27 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: playing Xbox games. 28 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,480 Speaker 2: The best kind of friendship of virtual one. Yes, the 29 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 2: game he mostly played was Striker. 30 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: Uh. He had been playing it for a lot longer 31 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: than me, and he often introduced me as his apprentice, 32 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: and I was fine with that because he did teach 33 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: me a lot. So we gotta we gotta sen say situation. 34 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:34,959 Speaker 1: Yet Striker said say now. Today he was playing with 35 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: some players that have been playing for way longer than 36 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: even him, and he invited me with him to do 37 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 1: a match, and to basically sum it up, we lost 38 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: and it was not pretty and now I am doing 39 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: worse than them, but they were definitely not doing better 40 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: by any means. 41 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 2: Okay, so basically, op, he's not doing too hot, but 42 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 2: no one else on his team, no one else's either 43 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 2: a right And. 44 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 1: Basically we had been playing earlier in the day and 45 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: he left me to go play with them, And after 46 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: that happened, I said I was gonna log off and 47 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 1: I didn't stay to listen for what they had to say. 48 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 2: Oh shit, do they get a smack talk? Uh? 49 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,399 Speaker 1: Oh, And let me show you guys how our messages 50 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: looked after that moment. Keep in mind we have been 51 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: very nice to each other besides a little bit of 52 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: trash talking. And what he said here is not our humor. 53 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: So he's not he's heating playing a ranch. He's not 54 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: playing around. He's about to be mean. I love this 55 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: online Xbox beef. 56 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,920 Speaker 2: This is so funny. So this is the transcript. Him, 57 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 2: you're so bad. 58 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 3: You are so bad. 59 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: Me, you're getting dogged as well, broof is that what 60 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: he means? 61 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 2: That means you don't understand these. 62 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 1: Were that gamers. We're totally lost over here. Him, we 63 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,959 Speaker 1: had kills. You had zero kills as at k delete 64 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: striker me. Bro, it's hard to do something when the 65 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: entire enemy team is on you and your team is good. 66 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, that bro beyond you on me. 67 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: We have no idea. This response is great. Him have 68 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 1: i Q, which I guesses mean like you're a name 69 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 1: of briel Me. The enemy team had actual coordination, they 70 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,239 Speaker 1: stuck together. It's honestly sad the way y'all play. What's 71 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: the point of getting on a game if you can't 72 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: enjoy it? 73 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 2: Facts, Yo, I think OPU might be taking this a 74 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 2: little little personal. Sure, the one not enjoying it it's 75 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 2: just the game. Well, b the other guy, the other 76 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 2: guy returns him. You're the worst player I know. Damn, 77 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 2: damn bro, damn me. 78 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: I didn't get a single heel the entire time I 79 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: played him. No cap me if you say so him. 80 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: I try to train you, but it's pointless because you 81 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: have no potential. 82 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 2: Yikes, I'm imagining like to like twelve year olds just chatting. Bro. 83 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: This is some real, a real ship right here. The 84 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: middle schools go, oh, okay, he got a paragraph back. 85 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 3: This is okay me. 86 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: Look, the only reason I was bad this match is 87 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: because one, you didn't give me a single heel the 88 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 1: entire match. 89 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 2: Two heel. 90 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: Two every time I was near a person on the 91 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 1: other enemy team, their entire team pulled up like our 92 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: team should have done. Three every time I was alive. 93 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: Y'all are dead. Not to mention, the only reason you're 94 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: acting like this is because you let the people who 95 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: you're around dictate how you treat your friends. 96 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 2: Do better. Also, there was no communication whatsoever. God Man, 97 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 2: way that ship down. Whoo man, this is get cover 98 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 2: from that burn. Damn. Keep in mind he is a 99 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 2: good bit older than me. 100 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:56,720 Speaker 3: He knows. 101 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 2: How do you know. Oh yeah that's true. Do you know. 102 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,719 Speaker 1: I guess that's been revealed at some point not in 103 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,480 Speaker 1: the story, a voice changer or something. 104 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:04,039 Speaker 2: Yeah. 105 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey guys, it's like a seven year old like. 106 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 2: I have, like you, bro, So I think you're you're 107 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 2: overreacting a little bit, A little bit, yeah, a little bit. 108 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 2: It sounds like he's maybe like trying to be like 109 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 2: cool for his friends or something. 110 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 3: Yeah. 111 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: I think I think it's kind of one of those 112 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: situations where I don't know, one wins, no one, No 113 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: one's like a winner, and everyone's I guess, like a 114 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: little bit of an a hole. 115 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 2: But like, yeah, just like honestly, it's a game. It 116 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 2: is a game. Yeah, this is coming from non games 117 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but like at the end of the day, 118 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 2: it is a game. You're all trying to have fun here. 119 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 2: If he's being a dick to you, like you don't 120 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 2: have to be his friend online. 121 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, wrote ditch it, like it's it seems like 122 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: at this point he's showing his colors that he's like 123 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: not a friend. 124 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 3: So just like stop. 125 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 2: And the great thing about online friends is you can 126 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 2: and the good boy elite blocked. But if you have 127 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 2: a great story about an online friend or an in 128 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 2: person friend, or a relationship or anything in between. Please 129 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,600 Speaker 2: sen meet your story to our slash okop show on 130 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 2: reddit dot com. We'd love to see it. Send it Okayopie. 131 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 2: All right, Welcome to another episode of Okay Opy with 132 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 2: Samuel Donner and John Fry. All Right, So, John, I 133 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 2: got a juicy one for you. 134 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 3: Juicy, spill it on it. 135 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 2: Juicy is actually a little bit of a spoiler. Today, 136 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 2: I fed up by eating over a gallon of pudding 137 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 2: and vomiting everywhere content warning, I've seen worse on here, 138 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 2: so I thought i'd share. This is gross, though, so 139 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 2: just warning you. 140 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 3: I love gross. Let's get into it. Okay. 141 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 2: So, when I was in middle school, I had more 142 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 2: or less the exact same breakfast and lunch every day. 143 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 2: My mom liked to keep things simple and cheap, so 144 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 2: every breakfast I had fruit loops, and lunch was a 145 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,960 Speaker 2: peanut butter and jelly sandwich, capri son pear fruit cup, 146 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 2: and something that switched depending on what was on sale 147 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 2: at the. 148 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,159 Speaker 3: Time, so all sugar. Basically all sugar. 149 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 2: This by far not a healthy breakfast at lunch Like 150 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 2: freaking Americans, for most of the second semester that moving thing. 151 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 2: The thing that was on sale was a large vanilla 152 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 2: cup of pudding sixty percent more than normal vanilla cups actually, 153 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 2: and it was creamy. Sometimes I was not hungry and 154 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 2: saved it for later in my locker and ended up 155 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 2: just never eating it, which like, dude, are are you 156 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 2: really saving things in your locker? Like putting goes bad man. 157 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: I would do that. I'm not gonna lie. That's definitely 158 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:40,880 Speaker 1: something I would have done. I would I'm a child, Like, all. 159 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 2: Right, well, I would do it, and neither should you. 160 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 2: Sometimes I was not hungry and saved it for later 161 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 2: in my locker and ended up never eating it. At 162 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,720 Speaker 2: the end of the year, I had over three packs 163 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 2: worth of cups, around eighteen of these jumbo cups, which 164 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 2: is basically like almost thirty regular cups. Yeah, that's a 165 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 2: lot lot of cups, a lot of pudding. In the 166 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,080 Speaker 2: last week of school, I took them all out at lunch, 167 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 2: wondering what to do with him, imagining like this tower 168 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 2: of cups and he's looking at his kingdom, and he's like, 169 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 2: what should I do with all these cups? 170 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: Also, did you ever have at the elementary school table, 171 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: like the market for like trading stuff like grapes for 172 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: cookies and like no, no, dude, literally, like honestly, I 173 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: love it. It's like an economic experiment. Every day at 174 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: lunch it would basically be like a bizarre and everyone 175 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: would be trading like, Okay, you have a kit cat, 176 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: I'll trade you a pop chart. 177 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 3: Okay you have carrots, I'll trade you grapes. 178 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 2: Like your school was very entrepreneurial. What was the best 179 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 2: thing you traded for? 180 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I think I would trade maybe like 181 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,760 Speaker 1: carrots for chips or like something like that. 182 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's a good trade. It's a good trade. Yeah. 183 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:48,079 Speaker 2: I was actually called salad boy. I have salad bar 184 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 2: I had. I had the worst in the middle school standards, 185 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 2: had the worst lunches because all I had was salad. 186 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 2: No one wanted to trade with me. In fact, it 187 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 2: got so bad that this was at the time when 188 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,280 Speaker 2: Soldier Boy was like really big. Oh for sure, they 189 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 2: fucking made a rap about me called salad Boy. Oh 190 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:13,719 Speaker 2: my god, to this day, I still remember it. He 191 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 2: goes salad boy up in the Oh uh wait, wait, 192 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,559 Speaker 2: salad boy up in they Oh why mey cranked that 193 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 2: wymy roll, why me crank that? Pamesean and super bad? 194 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,360 Speaker 2: It wasn't even that creative. It just they replaced salad. 195 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:35,000 Speaker 1: But it was, oh my god, wow, I am genuinely 196 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: so entertained. 197 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,200 Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, oh my god. Not a popular kid in 198 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 2: middle school. 199 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 3: Wow, I am sorry about the haters. 200 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,680 Speaker 1: And like, I like, definitely I would probably be like 201 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: so sad if that was me. 202 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,760 Speaker 3: But also that is just it's hilarious entertaining. 203 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 1: Also it's so sad because it's like your mom was 204 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: doing the right thing. 205 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was trying to feed me right, trying 206 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 2: to make me not a little fat kid, and and 207 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 2: I got. 208 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:02,840 Speaker 3: Made fun for it, and it's so sad. Man. 209 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 2: Actually, another thing like that is I had a six pack, 210 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 2: like basically since I was born. 211 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 3: Sun flex right flex. 212 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 2: But bro, in fucking middle school they called me vagina's stomach. 213 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 3: Bro, what you got made fun of for having a 214 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 3: six pack? 215 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 2: To make fun of you for anything in middle school? Dude? 216 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:29,400 Speaker 3: What I know? 217 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 1: I know it was that I was out here trying 218 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: to have a six pack. Wow, vaginas you know what? 219 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 1: You know what that you know what that was? That 220 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: was all the other boys because it's like it's it's 221 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: all ego and security, right, So it's like, Okay, here's 222 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,079 Speaker 1: the guy who like actually looks good. And the ladies 223 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 1: were like, how do we put him as far down 224 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: as possible? We make a rap about cranking Promeisan. I 225 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,319 Speaker 1: call his stomach a vagina, Like. 226 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,440 Speaker 2: Wow, dude. Middle school was a rough Wow. 227 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: This also, this might be the best banter of the 228 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 1: entire series, Like this is this is. 229 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,520 Speaker 2: Just say the new things about each other all the time. 230 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:04,319 Speaker 3: Wow. 231 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 2: Anyway, and the last week of school, I took them 232 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 2: all out at lunch wondering what to do with them, 233 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 2: when my really rich friend Max says he will give 234 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,520 Speaker 2: me one hundred dollars. 235 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 1: One hundred smack of room yo to eat all of them. 236 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: One hundred dollars. That's ten thousand dollars a kid. Yeah, 237 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,200 Speaker 1: that that's hella, that's hell. I didn't even know what 238 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,200 Speaker 1: I'd do with ae hundred dollars. 239 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 3: Seriously. 240 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 2: Now, my mom never gave me an allowance and I 241 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 2: never had money, so this was like winning. 242 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,080 Speaker 3: The lottery for this is one hundred thousand dollars. 243 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars in kid money. Baby, plus everyone 244 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 2: wanted me to do it, so I did. Peer pressure 245 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:42,200 Speaker 2: or no. I wanted that money, and I wanted to 246 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,959 Speaker 2: impress people. I love how like impressing people that I'm 247 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,719 Speaker 2: gonna eat a fucking one hundred. 248 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 3: Hundred cubs of pudding like wow, man. 249 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,840 Speaker 2: So I went and grabbed what of the plastic sports 250 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,000 Speaker 2: the cafeteria let us have and started eating one cup 251 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,560 Speaker 2: after another. Now, at the time, I loved vanilla pudding cups, 252 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,080 Speaker 2: so it wasn't really that hard to eat him. But 253 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 2: I felt a pressure building at the back of my throat, 254 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:09,280 Speaker 2: and it quickly became difficult to swallow this semi solid pudding, over, 255 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:15,200 Speaker 2: semi solid and over. Eventually, though, I finished the pudding 256 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 2: and Max gave me one hundred dollars. But the story 257 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,120 Speaker 2: is far from over, fam. I felt good about the money, 258 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,480 Speaker 2: not so good about the gagging feeling from the back 259 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 2: of my throat. The next period goes by, and I 260 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 2: cannot remember what was talked about. I was too focused 261 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,640 Speaker 2: on keeping the growing dense pressure at the back of 262 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:39,640 Speaker 2: my throat from erupting out in class, use it as. 263 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 3: An excuse to get out of class. 264 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 2: I would have done that, though, unfortunately in eighth period, 265 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 2: I could not hold it anymore. Oh, I told my 266 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 2: teacher I had to leave to go to the bathroom, 267 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,680 Speaker 2: and stayed there for the rest of the period and 268 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:57,040 Speaker 2: an hour or two after school. An hour or two 269 00:12:57,559 --> 00:13:02,160 Speaker 2: I threw up a lot. Two whole hours of non 270 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 2: stop gagging. Oh. It was like syrup, not liquity whatsoever. 271 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:11,400 Speaker 2: I was barely able to breathe. I'm fairly positive I 272 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 2: passed out briefly after all a while of vomiting. I 273 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,320 Speaker 2: believe this because I remember my face and glasses being 274 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:23,359 Speaker 2: covered in a mixture of pudding in bits of my lunch. Eventually, 275 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 2: my eighth period teacher got my male history teacher to 276 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 2: head into the bathroom, where he found me still coughing 277 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,599 Speaker 2: and gagging into the toilet. I think I might have 278 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,040 Speaker 2: gagged looking at the scene of putting on the toilet 279 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,800 Speaker 2: the floor in my face. Dude, that honestly must have 280 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 2: been like a murder scene. Now I'm about to gag 281 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 2: right now. 282 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:48,680 Speaker 3: Bro. I'm literally like, yeah, I'm feeling great, dude. 283 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 2: I'm just imagining like the history professor coming in and 284 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 2: just slipping everywhere. I'm skating whoa, whoa. Honestly, I thought 285 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:03,240 Speaker 2: I would die how honestly, I thought I would die 286 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,280 Speaker 2: with how hard it was to breathe. After what seemed 287 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 2: like forever an eternity, I was stable enough to stop crying. 288 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,240 Speaker 2: He's crying, OP was crying. 289 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,679 Speaker 1: I would cry today if I was vombing up for 290 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: two hours, guaranteed. 291 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 2: He wash his face clean, attempted to drink some water 292 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,960 Speaker 2: and eat some solid food to get over the nausea. 293 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 2: My mom picked me up after she got off of 294 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,080 Speaker 2: work as a nurse surround ate at night. I was 295 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 2: off school the next day with people thinking I was 296 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,520 Speaker 2: sick with a virus. I never told anyone this the 297 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,400 Speaker 2: last six years. I don't know if one hundred dollars 298 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,880 Speaker 2: was worth it, but that was probably the stupidest thing 299 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,760 Speaker 2: that happened to me. When I was in school and 300 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 2: the TLDR is I ate a gallon of pudding for 301 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,920 Speaker 2: money and fame and threw it up before passing out 302 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 2: face first into it. 303 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 3: Oh my god. Now, now here's the thing. 304 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: Though this might be a controversial take, but honestly, as 305 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: a kid, I would still take the vomiting experience. 306 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 2: And here's thousand dollars. 307 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: Here's why it's it's one hundred thousand, like I maybe 308 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 1: got like, uh, maybe like five or six dollars a week, 309 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: So like, how how. 310 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,760 Speaker 3: Many weeks is that? Twenty weeks? 311 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:14,640 Speaker 1: That's like twenty weeks worth of money, And like I'm 312 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,240 Speaker 1: going to Walmart immediately and copying like the the yu 313 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 1: gi oh. 314 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 3: I would buy. 315 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,600 Speaker 2: I was a Pokemon guy, I would buy so many 316 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 2: Pokemon No. 317 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,960 Speaker 3: I was, I was all in on yukyoh. 318 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,320 Speaker 1: But like to me, it's like okay, Like that would 319 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,000 Speaker 1: be like someone going to me right now and saying, like, hey, 320 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,800 Speaker 1: would you like to eat a gallon of expired putting 321 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: for like ten thousand dollars? 322 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, I would do that. 323 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,600 Speaker 2: Don't get to do it two minutes for ten thousand 324 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 2: dollars easiest money I'd ever make. 325 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,040 Speaker 3: Maybe sick and then. 326 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, come on? Also okayop fam, if you 327 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 2: haven't already freaking. 328 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:56,640 Speaker 1: Subscribe, Yes, sorry, I just realized my okayop entitled father 329 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:01,280 Speaker 1: steals money as a payment for his good dateek. I 330 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 1: thought it would be at least a few months since 331 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,760 Speaker 1: I had another entitled parent encounter, but less than a 332 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 1: week since my last one it happened again. 333 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 2: Oh God, you think you're safe. 334 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,040 Speaker 3: You think you're safe. 335 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 2: Safe from the entitled barads, but spooky. 336 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,400 Speaker 1: I was working on the tills at my supermarket, serving 337 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:23,240 Speaker 1: customers during the school rush. It's around four pm. I 338 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 1: had just got done serving an elderly gentleman and was 339 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: now serving a middle aged man and his daughter. The 340 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,040 Speaker 1: previous customer was standing to the side putting away his 341 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,040 Speaker 1: loyalty card and his bank card when I noticed that 342 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: he had dropped his bank card instead of putting it away, 343 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,280 Speaker 1: The father, who I was serving we will refer to 344 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 1: as entitled dad, quickly ran over and grabbed his card. 345 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 1: I assumed he was gonna return it, but instead he 346 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,320 Speaker 1: ran back to the till basically the cashier and tapped 347 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: the old man's card on the reader to pay for 348 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 1: his shopping, before grabbing his items and returning it to 349 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: the old man. What can you imagine a scum that 350 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,960 Speaker 1: you possibly imagine? 351 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:06,159 Speaker 2: Freaking Oh my god. 352 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,919 Speaker 1: Bro, you see someone drop it, You're like, I know 353 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: who owns this card. You take it quickly, pay for 354 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,720 Speaker 1: your groceries, and then go back to bring it back 355 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,000 Speaker 1: to him. 356 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,119 Speaker 2: That dude, dude, you there's a special place for you. 357 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 2: There really is a special place, and it's not. 358 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 1: Even like this is, it would still be unacceptable if 359 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 1: he paid for it, and like did the work to 360 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,440 Speaker 1: hunt down the guy. Yeah, you know, like later you're 361 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,680 Speaker 1: stealing money, but he literally was right there. 362 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,680 Speaker 2: You're stealing money. 363 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 3: Just absolutely no. 364 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,560 Speaker 2: That's like someone dropping a wallet and then just taking 365 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,680 Speaker 2: out the money from their wallet and giving the wallet 366 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 2: back for. 367 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,560 Speaker 1: I had no customers after entitled Dad, so I approached 368 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: the two as they were talking, and I overheard the 369 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,280 Speaker 1: entitled Dad saying, you drop your cod them mate, can't 370 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,040 Speaker 1: be losing that. I guess he's Australian, a terrible Australian accent. 371 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 1: I should have left that the same. 372 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,000 Speaker 2: I like it, Let it pass, I got this little quad. 373 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 1: He then promptly handed over the card and turned to 374 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: walk away. I intervened and told the old man that 375 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,920 Speaker 1: entitled Dad had used his card to pay for his shopping. 376 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 1: I also waved to our on duty security guard to 377 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,919 Speaker 1: stop the entitled Dad, which he did myself. And the 378 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 1: old man walked over to the entitled Dad and I 379 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,880 Speaker 1: asked him to stay put while I called a manager down, 380 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,359 Speaker 1: and the entitled Dad played dumb, spouting you have no 381 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: right to stop me. 382 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,760 Speaker 3: I need to get my daughna home. This is false imprisonments, etc. 383 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 2: I love how the steaks are like are raised so high. 384 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 2: This is imprisoned. I will break free from these chains. 385 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,439 Speaker 2: This prison can't hold me. 386 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:46,160 Speaker 3: He's bane of buying other people's groceries. 387 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 2: I was born on the other other side of the world. 388 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 2: It's dark there when it's late here. Also, how Australians 389 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 2: were the original prisoners. Really, there are a bunch of 390 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,040 Speaker 2: prisoners sent from over from Ing to Australia. 391 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 3: Wow, that was how Australia done. 392 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,359 Speaker 2: That's how Australia started. 393 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,680 Speaker 1: Though. Once the manager arrived, I explained what had happened, 394 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:12,359 Speaker 1: and the scumbag of a person had the audacity audacity 395 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,120 Speaker 1: to say, entitled Dad, I could have kept his cat 396 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,040 Speaker 1: and used a lot more. Is that what you want 397 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,880 Speaker 1: me to do? He shouldn't be complaining about ish. I 398 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 1: only used it a bit. I only used it a bit. 399 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,080 Speaker 1: You bought all your brushies with this. 400 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 2: Thing, dog, you have no room talking about. 401 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,360 Speaker 1: He then turned to the old man and said something 402 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,920 Speaker 1: equally disgusting, entitled Dad, just consider it compensation for giving 403 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,440 Speaker 1: it to you back. At this point, the old man 404 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 1: was asking if he could get his money back. I 405 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,720 Speaker 1: headed back to the till and printed up a copy 406 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,520 Speaker 1: of the last receipt and took the old man to 407 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,800 Speaker 1: the customer service desk. I got his transaction refunded and 408 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: he was happy to leave there. 409 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,240 Speaker 2: Dude, Op is super nice. Yeah, ohp, he's doing the 410 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 2: right thing here, like, like, the amount of crap that 411 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 2: these people go through, like in service jobs is ridiculous. 412 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,159 Speaker 2: And the fact that Ope still is mustering up the 413 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 2: mental bandwidth, Yeah, solve this and do it's right. 414 00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:10,680 Speaker 1: Like and also like, how many times have we been 415 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,800 Speaker 1: in a situation where it's like, oh, we dropped something, 416 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 1: something broken, They're like, oh no, I can't refund, Like, oh, 417 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 1: this guy is doing the absolute right yeah. And the 418 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,159 Speaker 1: older gentleman did not want to press any charges for 419 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 1: theft or anything like that. 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Yeah, fricking Bugain. 474 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,720 Speaker 3: What's what's a dogan? 475 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,480 Speaker 2: Bogin Bogen? So I'm actually Australian. I'm a ast citizen, 476 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 2: and Bogan is basically an Australian redneck. It's like the 477 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 2: people who eat meat pies and go to the footing 478 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 2: super drunk. Yeah, pies of cigarettes. Baby. 479 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: Also, I didn't know you were a double citizen, double citizen, right, 480 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,000 Speaker 1: dual citizen right now? 481 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 3: So what kind of perks do you get? 482 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,639 Speaker 2: I can leave whenever I want cool, I can live 483 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 2: over there. If go to shit in America, you know, 484 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 2: I'll be on the next plane to Australia. 485 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 3: Give me what was on? Now? 486 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: That was quick? No practice? What's on a scale from 487 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,800 Speaker 1: zero to ten? How was my Australian accent? 488 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,040 Speaker 2: I mean it's better than mine? My Yeah, I can't 489 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,040 Speaker 2: really do. My mom is Australian, right, she speaks in 490 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 2: Australian accent her whole life and to me, my whole life. 491 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,240 Speaker 2: But for some reason I could do a British accent 492 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,080 Speaker 2: way better than I can do Australian accent. 493 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:55,119 Speaker 1: I would say yours was at least an eight in 494 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,040 Speaker 1: mine was like a solid six and a half. 495 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,480 Speaker 2: I would say ours were at least equal. If not, 496 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,200 Speaker 2: yours is better. 497 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,000 Speaker 3: Well, well, so there you go. 498 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,120 Speaker 2: Look at this what I I just can't do one. 499 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,399 Speaker 3: Well, there you have it, folks. Don't steal from people, 500 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,920 Speaker 3: don't be a butthole, and. 501 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,080 Speaker 2: Don't eat ten eighteen companies. 502 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 3: But definitely don't do that. Actually, you know what he 503 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,320 Speaker 3: should have done. 504 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,800 Speaker 1: He should have brought that back home with him and 505 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,760 Speaker 1: then traded it on the public market. 506 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,960 Speaker 2: The classroom stock exchange, the cafeteria stock exchange. 507 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,159 Speaker 3: Exactly what you got to do. 508 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,439 Speaker 2: And if you haven't already subscribe 509 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,360 Speaker 3: We'll see you next time.