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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I

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Speaker 1: told him about his wife and my side piece. We'll

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. Well just a few Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you heard his wife and my side piece. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that later. That should be fun. Right now,

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Speaker 1: it it's time for the nephew and today's frank phone

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Speaker 1: called nephew. What kind of stupidity have you brought to

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Speaker 1: us today?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: What? What do you want? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: What do you want? You know when you open up,

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Speaker 2: what you want? You want appetize, you want entree, you

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Speaker 2: won't desert?

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Speaker 4: You know what you want? How you want me? What

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Speaker 4: you want to be? Buffet everything? Yeah, just get as

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Speaker 4: much as you won't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll come back for more. You can eat, that's

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Speaker 3: what you want.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna give you all you can prank,

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Speaker 2: Okay to all you can. Let's see right here, let

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Speaker 2: me let me flip through my archives and we're gonna

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Speaker 2: go down to the church. Uh, this one right here

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Speaker 2: is don't come back to church. Don't come back to church.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever gotten that phone call before? What they

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Speaker 2: told you don't just don't come back. No, yeah, we

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Speaker 2: we just we just done. Won't you as a parishioner,

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Speaker 2: just don't come back to church?

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Speaker 1: You okay?

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Speaker 2: But you can be put out now, yeah, they're supposed

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Speaker 2: to get put out. Let's go catch dog. Don't come

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Speaker 2: back to church, and I mean that. Come on, Hello,

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach sister reach Mayfield, Deacon Bow from

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Speaker 2: the from the church.

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Speaker 3: From.

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Speaker 5: Church.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, ma'am, okay, from from from here. Can you

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Speaker 3: hear me? Good? His old phone on work? We're good, yeah,

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Speaker 3: my phone, okay, okay, that I called it.

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Speaker 2: The deacon Boar didn't have a meeting as well as

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Speaker 2: uh pastors and uh they didn't have a meeting. That

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Speaker 2: come to the understanding that, uh, they're gonna ask you

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Speaker 2: to not come to church right now because that about

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Speaker 2: that the bars of your heir can James being in jail.

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Speaker 3: The way the is and want to I want you

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Speaker 3: to just up.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if they're gonna suspend you from church

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Speaker 2: right now, but they they think it put a bad

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Speaker 2: look on the church.

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Speaker 5: My kids being in jail put a bad look on

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Speaker 5: the church.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what that's what's what the that's what they

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Speaker 2: come up with. Now we don't have a meeting with

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Speaker 2: the deacon ball and with passes stoves.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand whilst y'all have a meeting about my

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Speaker 5: kids in the church, what my kids got to do

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Speaker 5: with the church.

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Speaker 2: Well, what we're trying to do is show a good

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Speaker 2: example to the youth that we got there.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you can show a good example by me being there,

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Speaker 5: paying my times and offering.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's another thing that's been brought down attention that

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Speaker 2: that we're gonna be calling a lot of members about it.

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Speaker 2: People not paying the tithes and where they fold.

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Speaker 5: I pay my task. I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 5: who told you that, Deacon Bonds. I don't even know

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Speaker 5: first of all, who you are. And I'm not trying

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Speaker 5: to be mean to you, and I don't I don't

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Speaker 5: even understand why you how you even got my phone number.

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Speaker 5: I pay my tithe, I pay my offering. Go on

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Speaker 5: your computer at the church, call your secretary or whoever.

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Speaker 3: Let me let me let me ask you this, sirs me.

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Speaker 3: If you do you pay your tithes according to what

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Speaker 3: you make?

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Speaker 5: Yes, I do check the books.

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Speaker 2: Now what it is that we can't check the books,

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Speaker 2: that we don't know exactly what you make is what

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Speaker 5: What I make is my bustance between me and g Jesus,

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Speaker 5: I give him his ten percent and that's our mars.

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Speaker 2: He'll need to know and then I understand exactly where

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Speaker 2: you're coming from. But not The main issue on the

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Speaker 2: table is about these boys and and and being you know,

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Speaker 2: disrupted the way they here. They don't want that to

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. And first of all,

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Speaker 5: I would appreciate if you would have Pastor to tell

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Speaker 5: me this hisself. And then second of all, if somebody

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Speaker 5: kids is having trouble in the world or whatever, y'all

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Speaker 5: supposed to pray for them, not put them after church

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Speaker 5: or they Mama.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm, I'm, well, I'm we're gonna we're gonna pray

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Speaker 2: for and we're gonna pray for you too, But we

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Speaker 2: don't want to shed over to the youth that we

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Speaker 2: got that doing.

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Speaker 5: Good with this man, I'm gonna keep coming. Y'all can't

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Speaker 5: stop me from coming to the church. I'm gonna keep coming.

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Speaker 5: So I don't know who you talking to and you

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Speaker 5: tell a pastor to call me himself and tell me

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Speaker 5: I can't come to Heal and you have nobody calling

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Speaker 5: me telling me that I can't come to Hell that

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Speaker 5: is a free church.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get the patha called up.

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Speaker 5: Why you get the paththor to call me? Because you

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Speaker 5: have no business calling me telling me that I can't

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Speaker 5: come to God's house?

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Speaker 3: What's Mayville? I don't want you to get in the

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Speaker 3: up roll with me now.

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Speaker 5: I'm not getting I'm not getting angry with nobody. I work.

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Speaker 5: I don't work eighteen sixteen hours today. I don't have

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Speaker 5: half nobody calling me telling me that I can't come

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Speaker 5: to a church that I pay my pass and offering

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Speaker 5: it not that I own the church. I pay my

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Speaker 5: task because that's that's due to God. But y'all really

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Speaker 5: making me upset by telling me I can't come there

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Speaker 5: because of my kids in their troubles.

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Speaker 3: Mayvield, where was you this past Sundery?

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Speaker 5: You wasn't that I wasn't that church because I had

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Speaker 5: over stept?

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Speaker 2: And why is that any of your business now there

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Speaker 2: being in uproll with me again?

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Speaker 5: I don't know who this is. How could you call

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Speaker 5: somebody about church business over the phone. This don't make.

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Speaker 3: Sense, Mayville.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, more thing this nephew, till me from the

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Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Ship.

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Speaker 6: You just got.

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Speaker 2: Got you?

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Speaker 6: I got you ya.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, who is this guy about charge being?

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Speaker 3: You know what I like about you? Though nobody gonna

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Speaker 3: keep you out the Lord's House.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna show up and show out every Sunday Sunday.

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Speaker 5: I'm coming to church in the name of Jason.

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Speaker 6: I know that's right, baby, Thank you, Hey.

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Speaker 2: Baby, Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio

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Speaker 2: show in the land?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 5: Do you even have to ask me that? The Steve

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Speaker 5: Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Y'all feel like going to church this morning?

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Speaker 4: Now, if we're gonna get put out, if we're gonna

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Speaker 4: get asked to leave, No.

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna ask you to leave, but I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: ask for some praise and pranks in here this morning.

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Speaker 2: I need some praise along with my pranks. All you're

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Speaker 2: feeling where I'm coming from. Saturday, Saturday, May twenty seven

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Speaker 2: is going down. That's Memoriday weekend jokes and jams. D

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Speaker 2: Ray Davis Juvenile is in the building down there, Rollins Capone,

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Speaker 2: Red Grant Nephew, Tommy, Tony Roberts, Kelly Kells. The deck

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Speaker 2: is stacked and it's happening in Detroit at the Fox Theater,

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Speaker 2: May twenty seventh, Saturday Night tickets are on sale right now.

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Speaker 2: That's how you bring in more more weekend.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: You set that barbecue side, go get your laugh on,

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Speaker 2: come on back to it. The ReBs be ready when

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Speaker 2: you get back to the house, bring that out of

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Speaker 2: one slab at a time. You don't keep that out

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Speaker 2: in the open way. Everybody can see that. You don't

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Speaker 2: do that. Okay, when you cook four slabs or ribs, Shirley,

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Speaker 2: two of them go under the under the pantry away.

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Speaker 2: They don't know the mother two was in there. That's

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Speaker 2: that's my granddaddy told me that. Don't never it, don't

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Speaker 2: never expose all your real You don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, So when you go in the pantry to

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Speaker 1: get something, they're gonna say.

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Speaker 3: What is this smellet?

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Speaker 2: So good? And speaking of fathers, me let me put

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Speaker 2: this out there. Speaking of fathers, I would be at

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Speaker 2: the Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy show at the New Jersey

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Speaker 2: Pack the NJ Pack, Baby, you don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 2: That is Father's Day Night, Father's Day Night, and tickets

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Speaker 2: are already on sale right now. You got down there, rollins,

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Speaker 2: nephew toime me Tony Robinson. But that's a fraction is

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Speaker 2: in the building. And of course the one and only

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Speaker 2: earthquake All right, Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy Show in j Pack.

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Speaker 2: Tickets on sale right now Saturday, they I mean Sunday,

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Speaker 2: Father's Day six eighteen June eighteenth, at the back.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you WI your stingy barbecue. Have

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Speaker 1: himself coming up next today's Strawberry letter. The subject is

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Speaker 1: I told him about his wife and my side piece.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 3: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.