Speaker 1: So pull your lip. So, uh, all right, that's it,
Speaker 1: But no I need to bite down for any drool
Speaker 1: you might have.
Speaker 2: Pasha show. Hey guys, it's Daniel Tosh and welcome to
Speaker 2: another episode of Toss Show, the most peaceful podcast out there.
Speaker 2: Can we get some light rain? Yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 2: How about rain on a metal roof with an occasional thunder? Oh,
Speaker 2: this is peaceful. Can we add, as INSI some random
Speaker 2: animal noises? How about some ocean in the background. Oh,
Speaker 2: this episode is getting more and more zen by the second.
Speaker 2: How about some wind chimes? We had some wind chimes
Speaker 2: there too. Good? Good, just some soft piano in addition,
Speaker 2: it's a little overwhelming. I'm sure what else? What else
Speaker 2: would help this show?
Speaker 1: A big train?
Speaker 2: A train? Eddie?
Speaker 1: So peaceful.
Speaker 2: How are you doing today, Eddie?
Speaker 1: I'm doing great.
Speaker 2: You're getting excited for Fourth of July?
Speaker 1: Oh, you know it.
Speaker 2: Where are you taking the family this year? Griswold?
Speaker 1: Well, I think this year we're gonna spend it at
Speaker 1: the beach near the house.
Speaker 2: No, it's boring the beach. Yeah. Now, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I need to tell people where Eddie lives. But
Speaker 2: he lives in South Bay here in Los Angeles. And
Speaker 2: when I talk about South Bay, I'm not talking about
Speaker 2: Palace Verdes or Torrents. I'm not even talking about El Segondo.
Speaker 2: I'm talking strictly Manhattan Beach and Hermosa Beach. I don't
Speaker 2: even care about Rodondo Beach. Now on fourth of July,
Speaker 2: it's just nonsense. Girls from age thirteen to fifty five
Speaker 2: dressed like complete hors and they walk up and down
Speaker 2: the strand and that's the sidewalk that runs on the beach.
Speaker 2: And then there's these you know, these million dollar homes
Speaker 2: that are just one right after another, and they you know,
Speaker 2: they run between ten million to twenty five million. That's
Speaker 2: about the price range of most of those strand homes
Speaker 2: now on fourth of July. For whatever reason, when I
Speaker 2: used to live in South Bay, you can just randomly
Speaker 2: go into people's houses that day. You just every house
Speaker 2: has just opened up and debauchery is going on. It's
Speaker 2: just a party. Just serve an alcohol. And that's what
Speaker 2: I recall Fourth of July. So that's what you're gonna
Speaker 2: do with your family, huh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take him down to some of those big
Speaker 1: old houses and.
Speaker 2: M well, that sounds nice. You grilling this weekend.
Speaker 1: I would be grilling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how often do you grill? Grilled?
Speaker 1: Last night I grilled like three times a week.
Speaker 2: You're a three time a week griller. I'm a once
Speaker 2: a week griller. The other day, my wife made me grill,
Speaker 2: and I was. She did all the prep work, but
Speaker 2: then she hands me so many things like it was,
Speaker 2: you know, eggplant, and she wanted this this bread grilled.
Speaker 2: And there was shrimp, and there was chicken thighs. Every
Speaker 2: single thing she gave me had a different increment of
Speaker 2: time that it needed to be grilled. And then and
Speaker 2: the sheer number when you give me shrimp to grill
Speaker 2: and just give them loose and then and then vegetables
Speaker 2: and they're just loose, They're not on a skewer. Now
Speaker 2: I'm spending I'm burning every hair on my hand. It's
Speaker 2: just in there way too long. It's like, oh, it
Speaker 2: just needs two minutes each side. Oh great, there's three
Speaker 2: hundred of them. I mean, if you're looking, you ain't cooking.
Speaker 2: I know that. Oh I find it painful. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of grilling, a lot of flipping. I was. I
Speaker 2: was annoyed, and then then She's like, oh, well, you
Speaker 2: know what, you could have done the egg plant a
Speaker 2: little longer. Nobody wants to eat that ship anyway. It
Speaker 2: tastes like mush. Are you a.
Speaker 1: Gas grill guy, yep, get a webber.
Speaker 2: You got a webber.
Speaker 1: Got a blackstone to also flat top.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I have a Viking. I have a wolf.
Speaker 2: I have a wolf. I don't even know it's a wolf.
Speaker 2: It's got red knobs. I love it. She works right away.
Speaker 2: I've never used the rotisserie thing in it. And it's
Speaker 2: got a seer thing I've I've never used the seer
Speaker 2: thing either. There's a lot of a lot it does
Speaker 2: that I don't use. There's a there's lights inside of it.
Speaker 2: Don't use those either. I'm always shocked that they work.
Speaker 2: Seems like it seems like that'd be too hot for light.
Speaker 2: I really just set it to medium high for anything,
Speaker 2: no matter what I'm cooking. Sometimes when I do chicken wings,
Speaker 2: I do the high heat on one section and then
Speaker 2: just set them on the other side where there's no heat,
Speaker 2: and just you know, it takes thirty forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: That's as fancy as I get. Oh you know, I
Speaker 2: also do something with a baked potato that I think
Speaker 2: is pretty good. You take a baked potato. This is
Speaker 2: how I grill my baked potatoes. And I take a
Speaker 2: fork and I stab it a million times all around.
Speaker 2: And that's dangerous because a potato is dense. And then
Speaker 2: I smother it with olive oil, tons and tons of
Speaker 2: olive oil. And then I double or triple wrap it
Speaker 2: in aluminum foil and I grill it for about an
Speaker 2: hour hour fifteen and basically, if done right, it comes
Speaker 2: out like a twice baked potato. It's almost like mashed
Speaker 2: potatoes when you open it up. That's fun. Well, all
Speaker 2: this grill talk is misleading because today's episode is about grills. Enjoy. Pasha,
Speaker 2: my guest today, believes that the key to a beautiful
Speaker 2: smile is to have the words baller written in diamonds
Speaker 2: on your teeth. He's the grill maker to the stars.
Speaker 2: Please welcome, Alligator Jesus. Thank you. Do you want me
Speaker 2: to call you alligator Jesus at all time?
Speaker 1: I mean that's what my mom calls me, So she.
Speaker 2: Calls you alligator Jesus. Never even shortens it.
Speaker 1: She shortens it the gator.
Speaker 2: Oh there she's the gator. Yeah, but who gave you
Speaker 2: the name alligator Jesus.
Speaker 1: And not me? It was everybody that was teasing me.
Speaker 1: So if you see that line right there, there's a
Speaker 1: little scar. I still have a pin in my wrist
Speaker 1: from wrestling an alligator.
Speaker 2: When I was younger, I used to I used to
Speaker 2: catch alligators and mess with them too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know, it's molesting. It's like a
Speaker 1: restable fence in Florida what not.
Speaker 2: When I was doing it. When I was doing it,
Speaker 2: we're like yanking them out a pond off the golf course. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like throwing them in the river, and the country club
Speaker 2: guy would give us fifty bucks for getting rid of
Speaker 2: them exactly.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like a thing that in Florida. It's
Speaker 1: very normal as Florida guys, we know, yeah, yeah, Florida,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. But I went with Native Americans. I
Speaker 1: went with Makasuki Indians on an airboat and we sought
Speaker 1: out a very gargantuan, big ass alligator uh huh. And
Speaker 1: the guy jumped into the water and hugged the thing
Speaker 1: and taped up its mouth so I could do a
Speaker 1: photo op thing. And they were pretty rude to the gator.
Speaker 1: They were kicking it and they were really freaking mean
Speaker 1: to it, and I just had had enough and I
Speaker 1: wanted to let it go. But they were like, all right,
Speaker 1: you let it go because they weren't gonna untape it
Speaker 1: untape it. And I'm like, well it'll starve. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: what was there a response like now I'm going to
Speaker 1: let it go. All right, go for it. And it
Speaker 1: broke my wrists in the process of trying to let
Speaker 1: it go. I mean, it's a pissed off like a
Speaker 1: big ass skater. I don't know how big of a
Speaker 1: gator you ever.
Speaker 2: No, no mind. The ones I messed with were in
Speaker 2: the three to six foot max.
Speaker 1: Nah, this was like over twelve feet. This is a
Speaker 1: big ass game. This is a big boy, and yeah,
Speaker 1: it it, you know, hold on to it. It broke
Speaker 1: my wrist and this thing swelled up. I was I
Speaker 1: was twenty three because under twenty five I still had
Speaker 1: my mother's health insurance.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's where alligator Jesus came from there, because
Speaker 2: you should be dead.
Speaker 1: They they made fun of me because I was trying
Speaker 1: to save the gator like some sort of alligator Jesus
Speaker 1: and it was just a max sense.
Speaker 2: I like it. No, I'm happy with it.
Speaker 1: Born in Miami, Born and raised in Miami, are you.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Percent born in Havana. My dad on a technicality born
Speaker 1: in New York, but Cuban, And yeah, we're raised in Miami.
Speaker 2: My three brothers and I Miami's very different now, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: absolutely crazy different. I I live there in the mid
Speaker 2: late nineties.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, So you saw it. Our Bosel came in
Speaker 1: the early two thousands, like two thousand and one or two,
Speaker 1: and that really did a big change of the ecosystem
Speaker 1: down there, because of course that brought all the tension
Speaker 1: and the money and the people to invest in South Florida,
Speaker 1: because now all of a sudden, everybody from around the
Speaker 1: world saw the economic possibilities of South Florida, as they
Speaker 1: did time and time again, you know, in history of it.
Speaker 1: Everyone would just come in from somewhere else see the
Speaker 1: magic of that South Florida ground and say I can
Speaker 1: do something and build something from here.
Speaker 2: And all the ass out me.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you were you a Canes fan?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Definitely?
Speaker 2: Were you still a Canes fan?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't follow any sports ball. These days,
Speaker 1: athletes will hit me up and be like, oh, do
Speaker 1: you watch our games?
Speaker 2: I'm like, not really, you don't care at all about sports. Nah,
Speaker 2: I like it. Now, you went to FIU. Yes, you're
Speaker 2: the only person I know that went to FYU.
Speaker 1: Really, history of the world, there's some I mean, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of artists and people are coming out of
Speaker 1: FIU that are making some notable changes in the world.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Did you ever want to go to UF Never? I
Speaker 2: mean neither.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't my Stee's.
Speaker 2: My wife, horror, whole family, all gators.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they do that whole thing beyond the
Speaker 1: anything chops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it's better than the other racist hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the seminoles, definitely. I mean, hopefully they cut that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You studied at FIUEH Jewelry Design.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did well. They had a small metals metalsmithing program, okay,
Speaker 1: and I got into that because I had to get
Speaker 1: out of photography, which was my main thing, because of
Speaker 1: an allergy to the chemistry. By the time I was
Speaker 1: turning eighteen, I started to notice these like rashes on
Speaker 1: my hands, and by the time I turned twenty, my
Speaker 1: hands would just literally go like this, and I'd have
Speaker 1: to go outside, get fresh air, run my hands under
Speaker 1: cold water to like get dexterity back in my fingertips
Speaker 1: because the saturation to all that chemistry was really messing
Speaker 1: me up.
Speaker 2: So let's let's talk about your right. When did you
Speaker 2: move from Miami to Los Angeles?
Speaker 1: It was twenty eleven I started coming out here, and
Speaker 1: then twenty twelve, January fourth, twenty twelve was a day
Speaker 1: I moved here officially and landed in Culver City and
Speaker 1: said this is where I'm gonna going to live.
Speaker 2: When did you get to jewelry? Because you didn't.
Speaker 1: Immediately once I moved here, I was in the art
Speaker 1: world and the jewelry was my hobby.
Speaker 2: And who shoved you in the right direction?
Speaker 1: Uh Murakami to Kasha Markami. He's the one who I
Speaker 1: came out here working with him, and.
Speaker 2: He was like he had already seen your jewelry before.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's a funny story, it's all. I was a curator
Speaker 1: and art director at a museum. On a lunch break
Speaker 1: and I'm walking down South Beach on Washington Boulevard. There's
Speaker 1: a pawnshop next to a nightclub as there is, and
Speaker 1: I looked and I did a double take, and like,
Speaker 1: that's a fucking Murakami in the window there. And it
Speaker 1: was a gold sunflower eyes like the sunflower with a
Speaker 1: smiley face inside of a skull that was completely covered
Speaker 1: in diamonds, and it was a ring, but it was
Speaker 1: blatantly a Shei Murakami artwork. I recognized it, and I
Speaker 1: went into the pawn shop asked him if I could
Speaker 1: see it, and the guy was kind of like, Ah,
Speaker 1: this fucking thing. You know, I've had it in my
Speaker 1: window in the store in Miami Downtown and no one's
Speaker 1: looked at it for two and a half years. Here
Speaker 1: you go, you want it six thousand dollars? I was like,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? We just sold Murkami prints for
Speaker 1: like twenty grand at the gallery that I was working
Speaker 1: with in LA.
Speaker 2: Were you question or were you positive you knew what
Speaker 2: you were doing there?
Speaker 1: It was signed on the inside, it had like the monogram,
Speaker 1: it had a serial number, it had the carrot. Wait,
Speaker 1: this was as legit as it could be, So you know,
Speaker 1: I put a deposit down six hundred bucks. It's like
Speaker 1: all my money at the time, and I went upstairs
Speaker 1: and called Kai Kaikiki, his organization in Long Island City,
Speaker 1: and they were very dismissive of me, and they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, why are you calling us about this thing?
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: But then yeah, Miami Beach detective was at my door
Speaker 1: the next day asking questions about me. So we went
Speaker 1: over the pawn shop and it turned out the thing
Speaker 1: had been stolen from Murkami years before at art Basel. Huh.
Speaker 1: And it was like a story that Murkamy and his
Speaker 1: people really wanted just to go away. They didn't want
Speaker 1: this thing to resurface. They whatever, I guess insurance had
Speaker 1: been paid out, so then this thing kind of popping
Speaker 1: up again was a problem for them.
Speaker 2: I did get was it dangerous? Were you ever in danger?
Speaker 1: No? But I did go to Kai Kaikiki and they
Speaker 1: were very much like, oh, thank you for coming up,
Speaker 1: Please leave. They were like not wanting to address this situation.
Speaker 2: Did you get paid out at all? No?
Speaker 1: I did not get paid out. But it did open
Speaker 1: a lot of doors, like you know, doors opening. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. Murkami blew the doors off the hinges
Speaker 1: for me, you know, Mr Kami and this whole situation
Speaker 1: got the attention because it was international art news of
Speaker 1: a collector out here. Galleries out here, museums out here,
Speaker 1: an institutions started to taking notice of this kid who
Speaker 1: did something great. Murkami publicly called me at a at
Speaker 1: an event. Ah, this is David Tamago, most honest man
Speaker 1: in America and like called everyone to stand up in
Speaker 1: give me a listen.
Speaker 2: I was trying to buy it, to sell that shit,
Speaker 2: Absolutely no, But what would have been worth.
Speaker 1: You know, over seven figures or something now, but six
Speaker 1: figures back then?
Speaker 2: I love it, love it.
Speaker 1: Art world is whatever you can get, I know, so
Speaker 1: seven is what I'm calling. But it's really up there.
Speaker 1: And to get back to your question about when I
Speaker 1: started really being out here, Jesus twenty seventeen Gagosian Gallery.
Speaker 1: I think it was his show in March, maybe in
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, but I'd already been doing my jewelry more
Speaker 1: and more. MURKAMMI had his big solo show that they
Speaker 1: always do around the Oscars Gagosian and Mr Kami sees
Speaker 1: me and he just blined it for me, grabbed me
Speaker 1: out of the crowd and he's like, oh, David, how
Speaker 1: are you mister Tomago soh and blah blah blah, so
Speaker 1: good to see you, glad, glad, thank you here. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, mind you, this has been years I haven't
Speaker 1: seen him.
Speaker 2: And he's an impression and he yeah.
Speaker 1: He pulls me over and introduces me and says, oh,
Speaker 1: for real, Ben Baller, this is David Tomargo, best jeweler
Speaker 1: in America. And I'm like, uh what and Baller and
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, your Godzilla ring was amazing this and that.
Speaker 1: Like I'd shown him a piece back in twenty thirteen
Speaker 1: that I made like in twenty ten, so I'd been
Speaker 1: doing jewelry all the time, and he was telling me
Speaker 1: all those times, stop curating, stop working in art, don't
Speaker 1: work in film. Do your jewelry. That's what you're really
Speaker 1: passionate about. That's what you're great because.
Speaker 2: You did do everything out here in La. Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: like wanting to do film all of it.
Speaker 1: People like me, we are just resourceful that Miami hustle,
Speaker 1: were like always figuring out how to get things done.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're let's be clear, you're not to knock
Speaker 2: the wonderful people Miami. Your hustle is not necessarily some
Speaker 2: people Miami a little less, a little less hustle. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's some people that I kind of would like to
Speaker 2: push a little harder.
Speaker 1: Like, Hey, there's definitely a thing called Cuban time.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm well aware of Cuban I've lived on
Speaker 2: Cuban time. I've been to a Miami Heat game where
Speaker 2: there's no one at the basketball until the middle of
Speaker 2: the second quarter. Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Aligator Jesus believes in ghosts.
Speaker 1: You know. I went to the Quad Cities and I
Speaker 1: had like close encounters with ghosts and stuff. And if
Speaker 1: it weren't for like those kind of situations, I was
Speaker 1: put in there. Like I'm a scientific brain kind of guy.
Speaker 1: I can't explain those things.
Speaker 2: Is a drug related at all? Not at all.
Speaker 1: I'm sober as hell. You know, I've never been a
Speaker 1: drug you never, not even casually.
Speaker 2: What about hallucinogenics, natural.
Speaker 1: Like a mushroom? Sure, like microdose seems very common right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But like I was at Bernie Man a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago and I wanted to do a point five
Speaker 1: gram and somebody's like, oh, here, take this chocolate. It's
Speaker 1: half a gram.
Speaker 2: I can't trust their math.
Speaker 1: And then of course it's oh my bad, that's five
Speaker 1: grams and you know I was floating. Now's the harshest,
Speaker 1: craziest drug trip I've ever had.
Speaker 2: And is that the story where you ended up having
Speaker 2: to take off?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that is that story. You heard that?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Just go on, who calls that needs an emergency grill
Speaker 2: while you're on five grams of mushroom?
Speaker 1: She's the only one in the world that I would
Speaker 1: say I would allow to have a grills emergency. And
Speaker 1: it's Madonna, okay, and she needed me in New York
Speaker 1: like tomorrow. So then that's the situation where I say,
Speaker 1: I just laugh because I'm at the center of burning
Speaker 1: Man itself. I'm at the Man when I got the
Speaker 1: wild service. It just came okay into my phone, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, am I hallucinating this? Her executive assistant says,
Speaker 1: Madonna needs me in New York tomorrow? Well, you can
Speaker 1: have me if you get me from here. And I
Speaker 1: just took a selfie at the Man, huh, And she
Speaker 1: figured it out.
Speaker 2: You know, So you took a private jet to New York,
Speaker 2: a helicopter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all that shit. Like, you know, Bernie
Speaker 1: Man has everything you need. If you need it, it's there.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: And you know, if you need to get off the playa,
Speaker 1: there's a helicopter. They'll take you to Reno, Reno, you
Speaker 1: can catch a PJ from there. I went to La,
Speaker 1: grabbed my tools, got a red eye to New York.
Speaker 1: That was the most efficient thing.
Speaker 2: Am I supposed to say? PJ?
Speaker 1: I mean, that's God damn it.
Speaker 2: That sounds better. That sounds better.
Speaker 1: You get to a level and you just start taking
Speaker 1: more comfortable means of travel.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I just like that. I just like the
Speaker 2: term PJ. I just never said PJTE start saying PJ.
Speaker 1: Well, do you call it soda not pop?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: You grew up in the South.
Speaker 2: I think I call it soda.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that. It just depends on where you
Speaker 1: grew up.
Speaker 2: Where you grew up. If you call a private jet
Speaker 2: of PG, all right, you grew up with it. I
Speaker 2: did not grow up with it. Was grills always going
Speaker 2: to be a specialty or.
Speaker 1: No, not at all. It was definitely not something I
Speaker 1: was interested in doing because I had made grills in Miami,
Speaker 1: but grills back then were very much street culture.
Speaker 2: And street cultures doesn't pay the bills.
Speaker 1: Does not and and those kind of clientele definitely they
Speaker 1: bring things from the street, that attitude, that swagger, and
Speaker 1: then that aggressiveness and threatening attitude when it comes down
Speaker 1: to pay.
Speaker 2: That's always fun.
Speaker 1: And there's a very competitive nature Miami for grills. Like
Speaker 1: people are always saying I can do it cheaper. But
Speaker 1: like that cheaper person, they're either cheating the carrot, which
Speaker 1: is like if you're paying for fourteen carrot, they're giving
Speaker 1: like eleven carrot or twelve carrot. Ok, and they're putting
Speaker 1: more alloy, so you're not getting exactly what you're paying for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course you're getting it cheaper. They're not honest businessmen
Speaker 1: like me. Everything that I do, I can put my
Speaker 1: name on it because I'm casting it myself. I put
Speaker 1: the actual diamonds. But I hear about New York jewelers
Speaker 1: and other places where these big rappers. In fact, there's
Speaker 1: a very famous rapper here who his entourage gave me
Speaker 1: a broken piece of jewelry to a say which has
Speaker 1: melted down the gold extracted diamonds and they want to
Speaker 1: make something else with it. And they had paid a
Speaker 1: substantial amount of money, six figures for this necklace, and
Speaker 1: it was in pieces. And it turns out once we
Speaker 1: sayed it, it was like nine carrots, not fourteen. And
Speaker 1: the diamonds. I actually gave him the diamonds to look
Speaker 1: at the diamonds and he was like, nah, these are vvs.
Speaker 1: It's which stands for very very slight inclusions, which you
Speaker 1: should not have any perceptible things inside the diamond in
Speaker 1: perfections in it. And I gave him one of the
Speaker 1: diamonds to look at with the loop and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: it's all that stuff inside the diamond. I'm like, those
Speaker 1: are inclusions. These are I these are included diamonds. These
Speaker 1: are trash. Like this famous jeweler that he spent all
Speaker 1: this money getting this jewelry piece from.
Speaker 2: May accuse you of line or no.
Speaker 1: No, because I literally made sure that he was with
Speaker 1: me throughout the process.
Speaker 2: I like to you almost do that now, you can't
Speaker 2: like take stuff away from me.
Speaker 1: No, no, No, There's a lot of stuff like that.
Speaker 1: You hear about, like, oh, if you take something to
Speaker 1: get resize, make sure they do it in front of
Speaker 1: you and stuff.
Speaker 2: But I don't. I never do it. My wife's ring them.
Speaker 2: I was like, just go clean it. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: wonder what are you gonna do? Are you gonna swap it?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean that's a definite thing in jury.
Speaker 1: So grills weren't really my thing because the clientele are
Speaker 1: very thuggish back in Miami, and it wasn't until I
Speaker 1: got here in.
Speaker 2: La Or we have a classier thug.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I was very.
Speaker 1: Ingrained in the in the rave community and the after hours.
Speaker 2: Did you go to raves to Yeah? But you didn't.
Speaker 2: You were never like into ecstasy or anything.
Speaker 1: I was always known as like, oh, alligator's there, but
Speaker 1: he's partying drug free And people will always say, I
Speaker 1: don't know how you do it, and they're like jaw
Speaker 1: jacking from cocaine and whatever else they're doing. And I've
Speaker 1: never I have never done cocaine in my life. Ever,
Speaker 1: that's all going to change right now. I've seen how
Speaker 1: it destroys people's lives.
Speaker 2: All right, So you're cleaning, you're straight, and you're in.
Speaker 2: But the rave world was what kind.
Speaker 1: Of absolutely and that community that plur peace, love, unity
Speaker 1: and respect. That principle in the rave community is definitely
Speaker 1: a really cool concept in any community. It mirrors that
Speaker 1: of the Juggler community, which is what I really came from.
Speaker 2: That's what I forgot all about it. You could you
Speaker 2: forget one of the one of the first things you
Speaker 2: did was you did you create their website? What did
Speaker 2: you was making websites for insane clown possible?
Speaker 1: Yes, for people that don't know what is woop woop?
Speaker 1: A jugglo is a fan of and a loyal per
Speaker 1: part of the community.
Speaker 2: Did they pay you in fago?
Speaker 1: They paid me in something better, good clout.
Speaker 2: Let's get let's get back to I want to get
Speaker 2: to grills again because the pandemic, oddly enough, yeah, made
Speaker 2: your business skyrocket.
Speaker 1: Did you see that article Flomp magazine wrote about me. No,
Speaker 1: it was called the Pandemic Hustle, and they documented how
Speaker 1: I sat on my hands for about two weeks, and
Speaker 1: then I was like, I can't handle not doing anything.
Speaker 1: I watched Tiger King and I'm like, that's it. I
Speaker 1: gotta get out of the house and do something with myself.
Speaker 1: So I decided to finish up all the orders that
Speaker 1: I had pending, and I started a drive up service
Speaker 1: where people would drive up to my house. They'd crack
Speaker 1: their window open, and I would be in full ppe gloves.
Speaker 1: I had extended gloves, I had a a painting suit
Speaker 1: mask all the nine and I would take their impression
Speaker 1: through the cracked car window and then take that impression,
Speaker 1: drop it into a bag of bleach and tell them
Speaker 1: drive off, vemo me and I'll make your grills and
Speaker 1: you can come and pick it up the same way.
Speaker 1: In a week. And of course, edd money started to
Speaker 1: kick in and people started to get all those paychecks
Speaker 1: coming in for unemployment.
Speaker 2: Huh, that's so many people, so many people. When did
Speaker 2: you decide, Hey, this is too much. I got to
Speaker 2: get this out of my house.
Speaker 1: So I was making the I do everything in downtown
Speaker 1: in the Jury District, right, That's where I produce it
Speaker 1: and fabricate and everything. And I was so busy making
Speaker 1: stuff that I could stop. I had to stop doing
Speaker 1: it at the house. So I had people just driving
Speaker 1: up to me in downtown. And it was when someone
Speaker 1: tried to mug me, and literally I don't know if
Speaker 1: they're trying to mug me or it was just a
Speaker 1: crazy guy with a knife walking up to me while
Speaker 1: I was making an impression with someone from a car.
Speaker 1: Someone screamed alligator to look out, and there was a
Speaker 1: guy maybe three steps behind me, creeping up behind me
Speaker 1: with a knife, and you know, I just ducked and
Speaker 1: ran and the guys ran after him, but he was
Speaker 1: coming at me, probably to rob me, and I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, late.
Speaker 2: Did you have anything on you?
Speaker 1: At the time, I had jewelry on me. I just
Speaker 1: come downstairs and I had my backpack with me. And
Speaker 1: this is like around the times of the riots. So
Speaker 1: you know, there's an air of like rebellion in LA.
Speaker 2: And people in the downtown district, especially the jewelry district,
Speaker 2: people are known to not flaunt anything that they know.
Speaker 2: The richest person down there is walking around with just
Speaker 2: a paper bag.
Speaker 1: A paper bag and a black T shirt, no chain on.
Speaker 1: You turn around, you see somebody with a knife. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I got to get off the street. I'm
Speaker 1: no longer street level. That same day, got a little studio.
Speaker 1: It was probably about twice the size of this little
Speaker 1: space of a brag. It was bigger, no, but it
Speaker 1: was very small. It was just like a small space
Speaker 1: during COVID. I didn't need a big operation, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, I gotta get off you yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where are you at now with people that are
Speaker 2: helping you.
Speaker 1: I've got my one production manager, huh, and he runs
Speaker 1: point eight things. Takes things from point A to B.
Speaker 1: Like I'll do the wax up, it goes to casting.
Speaker 1: Casting is a totally separate operation. My friend's company, they're efficient.
Speaker 1: If I get it to them by two pm, it's
Speaker 1: ready the next day. They have options. If I get
Speaker 1: it to them by one pm, it can be ready
Speaker 1: at seven pm.
Speaker 2: Back then, you were making a grill, You'd make an impression,
Speaker 2: you'd make the grill, and they'd get it the next week.
Speaker 2: And that's a very fast turnaround compared to normal grills
Speaker 2: that people get custom made take three months. Three months.
Speaker 2: And now where are you at? It's same day, same day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're operating like it will charge you a little
Speaker 1: bit more because it is a stress. You know, we've
Speaker 1: got to like everything has to flow flawlessly and accurately.
Speaker 2: I can't even get the same day dry cleaning. Is
Speaker 2: wearing a grill bad for your teeth?
Speaker 1: No, not at all.
Speaker 2: I mean you got to do Dennis recommend it if.
Speaker 1: People wear retainers.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: The same problems with the retainers. You gotta clean it
Speaker 1: every day. If you drink something, you got to rent
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 2: Do you sleep in it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Do you do you wear a grill every day your
Speaker 2: life when you're working or no?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my everyday. Look like I didn't get
Speaker 1: dressed up for this or anything. I'm just like, thanks,
Speaker 1: gonna cruise through the day looking like that.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. What about going through TSA.
Speaker 1: It's a pain and ass because the dental algine is
Speaker 1: like a powder, so they always want to test it. Lately,
Speaker 1: because I travel so much and I keep going to
Speaker 1: a lot of the same cities, the TSA know who
Speaker 1: I am, so it's pretty cool. Now, like I get
Speaker 1: spotted or you know with why I start working with
Speaker 1: Madonna going through TSA, New York. Oh, you're a Madonna's jeweler,
Speaker 1: So that's really cool. I get spotted with that because
Speaker 1: she was on the Falon Show just like talking about
Speaker 1: her grills.
Speaker 2: And I mean, yeah, I don't I'm I don't know
Speaker 2: what's going on with her.
Speaker 1: Donna's awesome, man, I mean, yes, the concept Now she's
Speaker 1: got four decades of yeah, yeah, being a real pop icon.
Speaker 1: I mean there's very few pop stars that are like
Speaker 1: Madonna level, Michael Jackson level, like and she she Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: Now we got a Taylor Swift Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Even is Taylor going to ever rock a grill? You know?
Speaker 1: I see her people watching my stories. It's never the
Speaker 1: actual artist that reaches out first. It's always the people
Speaker 1: on the peripheral.
Speaker 2: When they're that big, do they want shit for free?
Speaker 1: There are people like that.
Speaker 2: But what's a grill called? What's a bottom end grill cost?
Speaker 2: And what's the cadillac of all grills called? What's my rain?
Speaker 1: I just made a grill. We finished it last week.
Speaker 1: It was two hundred and twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Is that both top and bottom?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it always top and bottom?
Speaker 1: That's what looks best like? Having that symmetry is always something.
Speaker 1: And if you get like a single tooth over here,
Speaker 1: you should get another tooth over here because your bite,
Speaker 1: imagine you do have a layer of metal a little tooth.
Speaker 1: So if your bite, I'm always about making sure that
Speaker 1: your bite is comfortable. I don't want your jaw to
Speaker 1: be like all we Yeah, So you have the grill
Speaker 1: makers that there you look like robot teeth because they're
Speaker 1: all very straight. You see that as well with like veneers.
Speaker 1: When they're done poorly, it just looks.
Speaker 2: Like bad veneers. It's hard to look at people.
Speaker 1: It's hard to look at them, And same with the
Speaker 1: bad grills. So I'm always about following your natural.
Speaker 2: You scratching the inside of your lips with them?
Speaker 1: No, no, never. There are certain textures that people want,
Speaker 1: like diamond dust. It's very low cost, sparkly finished, but
Speaker 1: it feels like sandpaper. We don't do that because we
Speaker 1: tell people it cuts your lip up.
Speaker 2: What percentage ballpark it for me? Your your clientele is
Speaker 2: white getting grills.
Speaker 1: Of Caucasian people.
Speaker 2: Hm? Uh maybe fifty Caucasian grills. Yeah, it's becoming more mainstream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like mainstream. I will I do I
Speaker 1: We did do this number. We looked at all of
Speaker 1: our orders from twenty to twenty three, and we realize
Speaker 1: that on average, our customers are women over thirty five.
Speaker 2: That's the average. Yeah, huh what about jacked up teeth?
Speaker 2: Do you ever go like, oh, this is that we
Speaker 2: can't we can't deal with this.
Speaker 1: I had someone recently came in and he wanted a
Speaker 1: top six, but he only had three teeth they could
Speaker 1: hang on to.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: I was then making an additional three teeth that were
Speaker 1: false and that that's something that we can easily do
Speaker 1: for people, which is a great feeling when people are
Speaker 1: telling me, like, yeah, I never smile anymore because I'm
Speaker 1: missing some teeth for whatever reason. People can miss teeth
Speaker 1: for any number of things. I've got two implants, yeah
Speaker 1: in the back, and I'm sure it took like a
Speaker 1: couple months for the implant that in your mouth. Absolutely
Speaker 1: not the way, so imagine in the interim. We offer
Speaker 1: this for people because it's affordable enough, like two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars a tooth in gold. You can have this bridge
Speaker 1: in gold that makes it look like you're not missing anything.
Speaker 2: Can you eat with grills in your mouth?
Speaker 1: I don't recommend it, you could, uh huh. I mean
Speaker 1: it's easier when you have a full grill then if
Speaker 1: you have just a couple cap here and there, and
Speaker 1: if you have any fangs like that makes it a
Speaker 1: little different. It's the most popular thing for sure for
Speaker 1: us because a lot of people in the subculture communities
Speaker 1: and the nightlife, they they like that darkness to it,
Speaker 1: that that you know, vampires are always popular.
Speaker 2: What percentage of your business is grills versus other jewelry,
Speaker 2: I'd say.
Speaker 1: Fifty percent because we're doing a lot more like engagement
Speaker 1: rings and big chains and a lot of like custom
Speaker 1: jewelry for people these days.
Speaker 2: Fake diamonds versus real diamonds or whatever versus created. What's this,
Speaker 2: I'll say this.
Speaker 1: Lebron James has publicly said he wears c z. Everything
Speaker 1: that he wears. All that jewelry is cubics or Conian,
Speaker 1: which is like very much worthless. It's like, okay, ten
Speaker 1: cents for thousands of stones. But the work, but the
Speaker 1: craftsmanship that it isn't every free. It isn't free. There
Speaker 1: he's paying all in the labor. It doesn't matter whether
Speaker 1: you're putting diamonds lab diamonds or natural diamonds.
Speaker 2: Lab diamonds, that's the word I was looking for. Lab
Speaker 2: diamonds are still very expensive. Still no, not that they're not.
Speaker 1: Pennies, not pennies for sure, But there's different qualities and
Speaker 1: different grades of lab diamonds. You can get moist nite,
Speaker 1: which is on the lower spectrum. Then there's two different
Speaker 1: kinds of lab diamonds that are named after the process
Speaker 1: of how they're made, and then there's natural diamonds.
Speaker 2: And that's where you get to the conflict diamonds.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean you don't find that anymore. No, no
Speaker 1: one's I mean unless you're I mean, are you buying
Speaker 1: jewelry from a back alley?
Speaker 2: I have no idea, but I mean there's got to be.
Speaker 2: There's only so many diamonds in the world, right.
Speaker 1: What happens these days people have mixed parcels where like
Speaker 1: if you're buying in bulk, like ten thousand one millimeter stones,
Speaker 1: which like in my grills, I have like little tiny
Speaker 1: one millimeter diamonds, right, they're all around the opals. If
Speaker 1: you're buying ten thousand, and it's a thousand dollars per
Speaker 1: thousand of them, So it's ten thousand dollars for this bag.
Speaker 1: And the person I'm buying from, if it's not some valued,
Speaker 1: trusted person with a great reputation, and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: just find the cheapest deal out there, I'm probably going
Speaker 1: to find somebody who's going to sell it to me
Speaker 1: for seven thousand dollars or six thousand dollars. And what
Speaker 1: they've done is they've taken out four thousand of the
Speaker 1: natural diamonds, or just fifty percent is natural and then
Speaker 1: fifty percent is lab diamond and they've kind of mixed
Speaker 1: parcels because to the naked eye, unless you're starting to
Speaker 1: put those diamonds into a spectrometer to read the light
Speaker 1: passing through it and everything, and that's a whole process
Speaker 1: all in itself. It can't be checked once it's in
Speaker 1: the jewelry.
Speaker 2: It's just like a drug dealer. Yeah, give them us
Speaker 2: dirty drum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, it's like cocaine. I guess if you cut
Speaker 1: it with stuff that looks a similar way. You see
Speaker 1: that in the movies where they're in labs cutting stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, I've seen it in person. I mean, are you
Speaker 2: doing mostly lab diamonds?
Speaker 1: Or I always tell everybody, tell me your budget. I
Speaker 1: don't have any prices, tell me your budget, and then
Speaker 1: we'll design something towards your budget because some people they
Speaker 1: only have five hundred bucks. And then especially I guess
Speaker 1: what has made me most popular with artistic clients and
Speaker 1: artists that are producing content and producing like either even
Speaker 1: if it's tiktoks, or if it's artists that are making
Speaker 1: music videos and album covers and performing and everything. I
Speaker 1: want them to not feel like, oh man, I can't
Speaker 1: afford that Johnny Dang two hundred thousand dollars chain. What
Speaker 1: they don't know is like, all right, that Johnny Dang
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars chain, one hundred thousand dollars goes
Speaker 1: to Johnny Dang. That leaves one hundred thousand for the
Speaker 1: materials and the labor costs. Well, he's getting that made
Speaker 1: like very cheaply with either his in house labor or
Speaker 1: overseas with even cheaper labor. So that might be a
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars materials and labor chain. One hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars of.
Speaker 2: That thing is like, yeah, cut that middleman out.
Speaker 1: You got to cut that middleman out, or I just
Speaker 1: tell them, like, you know, you could get a fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars chain, which is very easily attainable from someone
Speaker 1: like me. And you know, if it's if you don't
Speaker 1: have the two hundred thousand dollars and the Johnny Dang
Speaker 1: stamp of like I got it from Johnny Dang, which
Speaker 1: says a lot in the community of rap. But you
Speaker 1: want to have that, look, you can get one made
Speaker 1: in silver with cz that looks just as good. And
Speaker 1: mind you, if people like the Kardashians are no longer
Speaker 1: really wearing fancy jewelry because of what happened to Kim
Speaker 1: in Paris, where they broke in and were robbing her
Speaker 1: of Oliver jewelry, celebrities are more and more switching to
Speaker 1: lab diamonds or even silver and ceaz.
Speaker 2: You're still gonna get robbed, whether they tell you it's
Speaker 2: fake or not. You just got at that part.
Speaker 1: I love Bad Baby, where she was on record saying
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the day someone tries to steal
Speaker 1: something from me. I'm just gonna give it to them.
Speaker 1: Let the stupid asses like take it and it's not
Speaker 1: worth anything.
Speaker 2: Chad Johnson, a pro football player, o chosinko he was.
Speaker 2: He always bragged about never buying real diamonds.
Speaker 1: It's you can spend your money on better investments than that.
Speaker 1: I mean, the only thing that has a resale value
Speaker 1: is the natural diamonds. The labs don't. No one wants
Speaker 1: to pay.
Speaker 2: Oh they don't resell interesting Your company, your office space?
Speaker 2: Kind of insurance do you have to pay?
Speaker 1: I'm getting even new assurance now because it's like, is
Speaker 1: it crazy? No, it's not horrible.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the most diamonds you've ever had in your.
Speaker 1: We don't keep a lot of inventory, if any in
Speaker 1: the studio.
Speaker 2: What about you ever let people borrow jewelry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, go was over my head. But a
Speaker 1: friend of mine came over and yesterday it was like, hey,
Speaker 1: so and so rapper and so so rapper and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this rapper from Wu Tang and that one needs some
Speaker 1: change here. Just take this. They're brass and glass. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: But you know, Bad Bunny, Megan, the Stallion, Lil nas X,
Speaker 1: all these people, they're not always buying this stuff. They're
Speaker 1: renting it or they're borrowing it from jewelers. And there's
Speaker 1: plenty of stuff being rented from Beverly Hills. But you know,
Speaker 1: you'll see the same design over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: When we make low cost rentable stuff. It has really
Speaker 1: cool design involved in it, and it looks good and
Speaker 1: it makes the artists feel like, oh, I'm getting something
Speaker 1: unique because it came from alligator Jesus. And they know
Speaker 1: that if it's something that's really unique and really custom,
Speaker 1: I'm not just going to loan it out to a
Speaker 1: bunch of people. I don't want Ice Spice to borrow
Speaker 1: the same chain that Doja Cat or you know, those
Speaker 1: two women should have their own identity and they shouldn't
Speaker 1: be wearing the same thing publicly.
Speaker 2: Do you think you'd ever become mainstream enough that you
Speaker 2: would have your own line that like at Christmas? Like
Speaker 2: the Zales that the Alligator Jesus' is new blank forever
Speaker 2: pennant grill necklace at Zales. Every kiss begins with Alligator
Speaker 2: Jesus grills at Kay, these are things. Do you strive
Speaker 2: for that type of mainstream success?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 1: No, Now if it's not fun, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: do it. And I love Look we're here for a
Speaker 1: very short time, and I want it to be.
Speaker 2: Well you because you're on the street with diamonds, people
Speaker 2: are coming at you with fucking Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to have fun doing this, and sure maybe
Speaker 1: i'll I don't have kids, but I'll leave like a
Speaker 1: legacy to my kids, and who cares after I'm gone
Speaker 1: what they do with my my my legacy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: at least had fun doing it, But it's very much
Speaker 1: all about me interacting with people. And I still love
Speaker 1: making art alligator.
Speaker 2: The alligator has in your logos two heads. Where'd you
Speaker 2: come up? What's the significance behind that?
Speaker 1: There are decisions in your life every day that we
Speaker 1: make that could lead you in one direction or another,
Speaker 1: and the having the two heads about it, it's like
Speaker 1: at least the acknowledgment or the awareness of that every
Speaker 1: decision you make in your life could lead you down
Speaker 1: a path.
Speaker 2: Okay, anybody that's on my show, I always give them
Speaker 2: something from my house that I don't want anymore. This
Speaker 2: I'm giving you this from my house. But I it's
Speaker 2: not that I don't want it anymore. My wife's aunt,
Speaker 2: Travis Blanton. She is an artist in veera Oh cool,
Speaker 2: does ceramics, So you guess give them a wine stopper.
Speaker 1: That is fresh as hell. You know, I should have
Speaker 1: named my company million dollars and people will give me
Speaker 1: a million dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm getting instead. I like this, though, now
Speaker 2: she has to send me another one. How big is
Speaker 2: your community? How many people are actually making grills for
Speaker 2: this specific clientele?
Speaker 1: It's worldwide?
Speaker 2: There, I understood, but I mean, but is there is
Speaker 2: there hundreds of jewelers or is there less yee.
Speaker 1: There's about one hundred of it top at the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not competitive.
Speaker 1: There is. There's definitely people that feel like it's competitive
Speaker 1: and their loss because I make a much better friend
Speaker 1: than a competitor, because I mean, first of all, you're
Speaker 1: only competing with yourself in what you do.
Speaker 2: Clip rings? You ever make one of those?
Speaker 1: We have?
Speaker 2: Do I need? Do I need to get an impression?
Speaker 2: Or can you just ballpark it?
Speaker 1: Speaking about clip impressions, I brought everything to make your
Speaker 1: dental impressions.
Speaker 2: Oh god? But does this Is this the same type
Speaker 2: of impression that you do with the dentist when you
Speaker 2: when you're like get fitted for something, because those things
Speaker 2: make me gag.
Speaker 1: You've only done it in the US because I don't
Speaker 1: use the US stuff. In fact, the US stuff is
Speaker 1: not even legal in the EU because of all the
Speaker 1: chemicals and weird shit.
Speaker 2: They will pull out a filling that make chests.
Speaker 1: No, not this stuff. Okay, So I import my dental
Speaker 1: augenate from Denmark. It's color changing, so it's not like
Speaker 1: in your mouth for like twenty minutes or whatever.
Speaker 2: How long is it in my mouth?
Speaker 1: For thirty seconds to forty five seconds? It's really quick,
Speaker 1: and it's it's the most accurate impression.
Speaker 2: I'm paying for my grill. No you're not, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2: I support the artist. Sorry, that's cool, you lungs. It's cheap.
Speaker 1: I give me whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I have to tell you my budget, my budget for
Speaker 2: my grill. What's that? Three? Three hundred thousand is my budget?
Speaker 1: You'd break them. You know, it's wild because there's some
Speaker 1: jewelers that like throw these weird numbers out there. I'm like,
Speaker 1: how did hell do you get that number? I told
Speaker 1: you before about the Johnny Dang where it's like one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand goes to the artists. Like you know, I
Speaker 1: just did a project for Adidas and my take home Congratulate,
Speaker 1: thank you, and it was like a quarter million project,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, oh shit, I won't shouldn't say this,
Speaker 1: but like you know my take home.
Speaker 2: I like telling people what things cost.
Speaker 1: I just put all the money into making the thing
Speaker 1: you took it off. I put everything into it. I
Speaker 1: was just like, I'd rather this thing to be like
Speaker 1: really cool and awesome and give this as a gift
Speaker 1: to the city of la for people to see this thing,
Speaker 1: and you know whatever, it's Adidas, Like, my name attached
Speaker 1: to Adidas is a cool things, a big deal. It's
Speaker 1: a big deal and that'll that'll turn into things later
Speaker 1: or maybe I'll do a partnership with them later. But
Speaker 1: it's just for me more important to make the art.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this will be the best way in the
Speaker 2: world to like have me killed. You're like, you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just put this in your mouth and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden.
Speaker 1: It's just done, foaming mouth and it's.
Speaker 2: Just like you can't travel with that, though, can you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: They don't. That's the stuff though that they it's.
Speaker 1: Earth, so it's a nert so they I mean people
Speaker 1: travel with protein powder two.
Speaker 2: So right, But anytime you have your own cans that
Speaker 2: don't have labels on it, that sends off some flags
Speaker 2: over there at TSA. Do I need to sign my
Speaker 2: name to this so that you remember whose mouth it is?
Speaker 1: You know, I have an order for him.
Speaker 2: I'll fill out it. Oh god, damn it, you got
Speaker 2: an order for him. Look at this. This thing is
Speaker 2: official as fuck. How many grills a day are you
Speaker 2: doing now? At least five every day of your life? Yeah,
Speaker 2: in somebody's mouth.
Speaker 1: You know, my assistant is doing for me now, because
Speaker 1: it's like right now while I'm here. We had some appointments,
Speaker 1: you know, we changed the time, so I had some
Speaker 1: appointments I had already arranged, so I was like, oh whatever,
Speaker 1: still come my My assistant's able.
Speaker 2: To get the look at all these up charges.
Speaker 1: It looks like you get your tires rotated.
Speaker 2: Cutout. Do I want fangs? No? I do not want fangs.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let you go willy nill and do
Speaker 2: whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Would you like a top or bottom grill?
Speaker 2: I think a top top teeth? Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: I gag. Just if I hold a pen in my.
Speaker 1: Mouth, you'll be fine, So pull your lip. Uh, all right,
Speaker 1: that's it. Don Can you see how it's pink. It's
Speaker 1: color changing, so as soon as it's as white as
Speaker 1: the spatula, it'll be ready.
Speaker 2: M h mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: For any drool you might have, that's great.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: The only thing that slows it down is if it's
Speaker 1: too cold. And it is so freaking cold in here,
Speaker 1: But care about that, say, ah ah mm hmn't so bad,
Speaker 1: No it wasn't you know? There's a dentist here in
Speaker 1: la Connolly, Thomas Connolly, and he's in Beverly Hills and
Speaker 1: he does the He's an actual dentist, so he'll remove
Speaker 1: teeth and put like new teeth. He did post Malons
Speaker 1: where he has magnets implanted into the platinum teeth so
Speaker 1: that the grills will magnetically hold on.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, so.
Speaker 1: That's really cool. He started with the baby where he
Speaker 1: put magnets in the back teeth so the grills just
Speaker 1: go thunk and hold on. They don't cause any If ten.
Speaker 2: Posts gets older, and if his kid does good in school,
Speaker 2: he could take his report card and stick it to it.
Speaker 1: He could do that now, man Posty. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to seeing him at the gove Ball.
Speaker 2: It's a gove ball. Yeah, good got Alligator, jeez, you're
Speaker 2: just you're you're doing all the cool shit. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: hang out with all the cool people. I appreciate you
Speaker 2: being on the show, and thank you for making my
Speaker 2: first and last grill.
Speaker 1: I got your impressions. Whenever you need another one.
Speaker 2: Oh right, so I threw that one time. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's great, pusha. I want to thank Alligator Jesus hooking
Speaker 2: me up. I look different, right, you like that? Uh,
Speaker 2: my first grill. What do you think you look different?
Speaker 2: Got yourself a little top pony, little man bun looking
Speaker 2: all Jason Momoa up in this motherfucker. Yeah, look at us.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I got a little more street
Speaker 2: cred mm killing it man killing it? Hey, Shaul, I
Speaker 2: tell them what happened there. Day, guys, another great story, Carl,
Speaker 2: you want to hear it or no, we do it.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. My son and a friend over, they
Speaker 2: were playing in the pool. I was swimming with them.
Speaker 2: They were both physically attacking me. Then my wife she's like, ah,
Speaker 2: your daughter wants to get in. So you know, when
Speaker 2: you're fighting off two five year olds in a pool,
Speaker 2: it's nothing better than having to hold a one year
Speaker 2: old the whole time. So that's what I'm doing anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that part of the story doesn't matter. Then we take
Speaker 2: my one year old is done, she wants out, take
Speaker 2: her out, take her swim diaper off. She's walking around.
Speaker 2: My wife's going to get a diaper, and then she
Speaker 2: poops right in the living room. The doors are open
Speaker 2: up to the pool area. She poops in the living
Speaker 2: room on the rug, and they're like two very dark
Speaker 2: very dry, she's not getting enough water. I guess round.
Speaker 2: They coming out really round, like just slightly smaller than
Speaker 2: a baseball, bigger than a golf ball. Okay, there's two
Speaker 2: of them. Boom boom, gonna be a very easy pickup
Speaker 2: and clean. My wife immediately steps in one barefoot steps in,
Speaker 2: It goes between her toes. She starts freaking out. Then
Speaker 2: she's like walking on her heel to go get something
Speaker 2: to pick it up. I go, don't go pick it up,
Speaker 2: go clean your foot off. Clean your foot off first,
Speaker 2: then we'll pick up these these two balls. All right. Well,
Speaker 2: then she goes and cleans her foot. Then she comes
Speaker 2: back and she goes, guys, bad news. There's only one left. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you got anything to say for yourself? You ate another nugget?
Speaker 2: Just coprophasiat it just boom gone. Just ran in said, oh,
Speaker 2: here's here's an unattended turd. I'll take that. Why'd you
Speaker 2: eat it? I had to brush your teeth. Meanwhile, with
Speaker 2: my son's friend and his mom are just watching this
Speaker 2: whole thing, like what is happening in your house? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is what we do. We step in
Speaker 2: poop dogs eat it. We all laugh at each other.
Speaker 2: Good times. All right, thanks for watching the Goat? Is
Speaker 2: this the season? Finality is available now? Good job everybody.
Speaker 2: What a great show. I can't wait for a Emmy season.
Speaker 2: Do you think we'll get nominated?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you think we'll win? Probably? Right? Those things are
Speaker 2: all political and we've got everything on our show. We've
Speaker 2: got all the races, the sexes. It's a slam dunk.
Speaker 2: We're gonna win. Boys wear pink. Check out our clothing
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Speaker 2: my son's bedtime stories reminder if you're just listening to
Speaker 2: his nonsense. If you're watching on YouTube, it is subtitled
Speaker 2: see you next week.
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Speaker 3: I wanted to mount, so they ate a bit of
Speaker 3: won And then they tried to woo woa a louder
Speaker 3: a lion and they twigged it so fine, like feet
Speaker 3: feet freak. So they ate more Liians, more Daddy wires,
Speaker 3: and then they and then they tried to rule, and
Speaker 3: then time too, and they were so happy the end