Speaker 1: Then Glazer podcast.
Speaker 2: Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: It's a Nicky Glazer podcast. I'm in Los Angeles. Joined
Speaker 3: with me here, of course, is Brian Frangie Hello, Sean O'Connor,
Speaker 3: and Andrew Collins.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't remember. That's like an airline.
Speaker 3: I had a bit for a while that whatever the
Speaker 3: song save Tonight, Fight the Break of whenever that would
Speaker 3: be playing, and like at a restaurant or you know,
Speaker 3: bar or whatever, I just go like, what is this song?
Speaker 3: And just see what people do around you when you
Speaker 3: claim to have never heard of it. Wouldn't work as
Speaker 3: well now because I'm sure gen z M like hasn't
Speaker 3: heard that song before.
Speaker 5: Nobody eighty years ago.
Speaker 3: That song, Like, no, there's no one that existed in
Speaker 3: the adult world that wouldn't have recognized that song.
Speaker 2: But it's so funny.
Speaker 3: There is something in your knowledge that hasn't gotten to
Speaker 3: you that you just coincidentally have missed every single time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and someone eventually will go, you've never heard of that?
Speaker 3: And it's like, yeah, because it wasn't my fault. It's
Speaker 3: not like I'm like trying not to. I just it
Speaker 3: didn't get to me like I didn't know what a
Speaker 3: SEPEP was.
Speaker 4: I was twenty four a CPA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had no idea. It never just never got
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: It was no reason for you to need to knowice
Speaker 4: you would have.
Speaker 3: I would have loved for you to be there when
Speaker 3: people found out that I had not known what a
Speaker 3: CBA was.
Speaker 4: That's the machine you put on your face when you're sleeping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the sepe machine.
Speaker 4: I remember. I have A pivotal growth moment for me
Speaker 4: was when I was I interned at UCB Chelsea in
Speaker 4: like two thousand and four or five or something, and
Speaker 4: I was the interns there just get treated like shit.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: They make you literally clean like bloody tampons out of
Speaker 4: the toilets, Oh my god. And in return you get
Speaker 4: into classes like oh god, unbelievable.
Speaker 5: Revisors always have a really heavy flow.
Speaker 4: But I remember I was sitting in the box office
Speaker 4: and I said something like scientology I've never seen like
Speaker 4: some ridiculous movie like Back to the Future, and they
Speaker 4: ridiculed me for like the rest of the summer for
Speaker 4: not having seen.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like I'm like ten years younger than everybody in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the that's the I have a joke about it.
Speaker 3: It's like, that's what old people do to young people
Speaker 3: to make ourselves feel better about the fact that we're
Speaker 3: not young, as we just make them feel bad about
Speaker 3: things they weren't alive to experience.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, there's a million movies that gen ZM hasn't
Speaker 2: seen that I'm like, I want to go. You haven't
Speaker 2: seen Clueless, you haven't seen what was shank Redems.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if that was one of them,
Speaker 3: but there was one recently where I was like, you
Speaker 3: have to see it and she was like, okay, just
Speaker 3: added to the list I get. And I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 3: this one came out three years ago. This one like,
Speaker 3: I can't recommend. But the others, I'm like, no, I
Speaker 3: haven't seen Raiders of the Lost Arc, I haven't seen
Speaker 3: Back to the Future. I haven't seen Star Wars. I
Speaker 3: haven't seen Empire Starts Back. Like, I'm but I'm entitled too,
Speaker 3: because I was too young and they look blurry and
Speaker 3: old and now and it doesn't esthetically, it's not pleasing
Speaker 3: to look at. Like I'm sorry, but black and white
Speaker 3: things aren't. That's why you make your phone grayscale when
Speaker 3: you want to look at it less because it's not
Speaker 3: visually interesting. That's why, like like when you used to
Speaker 3: do cameos in our apartment, you wouldn't turn on a light.
Speaker 3: It would be like blurry, and I'd be like, you
Speaker 3: gotta like make it look nice so people like looking
Speaker 3: at it.
Speaker 2: Etraspect.
Speaker 6: You got to go full grit. You can't go half grid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, too glossy.
Speaker 2: No, that's like when you put on makeup as a girl.
Speaker 3: You're like you're getting ready and you're like, I should put
Speaker 3: on mascare and then you're like, well, if I'm doing masscare,
Speaker 3: I should do an eyeliner. If I'm doing an eyeliner,
Speaker 3: I should probably do a liplighter, and then you just
Speaker 3: are full like drag queen makeup eventually, because it's either
Speaker 3: all or nothing.
Speaker 7: But I do kind of love that current art being made,
Speaker 7: like TV and movie movies all kind of looks so
Speaker 7: shitty now, like everything is just like it's like you're
Speaker 7: in the room with them where that's what they want
Speaker 7: you to feel. And it used to be like come on,
Speaker 7: like it's like a play happening in front of your eyes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like when things look real.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you want it to all be reality too.
Speaker 4: If you watch anything on Netflix in the last five years,
Speaker 4: they're all like perfectly shot. They're not it looks unless
Speaker 4: it's Amelia Paris, it looks so it looks so fake.
Speaker 4: Well any every I feel like everything on Netflix has
Speaker 4: this particular aesthetic where it's meant to look perfect.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it looks, but it's like cheap. They're just using
Speaker 7: like the best camera they could possibly do. But like
Speaker 7: if you I don't want to be like I'm the
Speaker 7: seventies movie guy, but like when you like watch that,
Speaker 7: it's like everything is like a real house and like, yeah,
Speaker 7: there's like so much care put into everything that's in
Speaker 7: the back.
Speaker 3: I see a clip of Jamie Lee Curtis looking young,
Speaker 3: she's in a real house or share and like, I
Speaker 3: don't watch old movies, but whenever you see clip of one,
Speaker 3: it's like in a real set. It's not it's perfectly
Speaker 3: aesthetically everything's curated. I just things should look sloppy. Yes,
Speaker 3: I want sloppiness. Now looks too manufacturing, Like.
Speaker 5: It's a great thing.
Speaker 7: You mentioned Jamie Lee Curtis, Like, if you see like
Speaker 7: an old clip of her, her hair, looks like no offense.
Speaker 7: To Jamie Lee Curtis, it looks like shit. Ye, Like
Speaker 7: it looks like there's no care put into it. But
Speaker 7: it also gives like, oh my god, that's like a
Speaker 7: real teenager who's going to be murdered, and I care more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I want things to look more real Spielbergian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to want to.
Speaker 8: Does it cost more too to make it look less
Speaker 8: like using film as opposed to digital.
Speaker 5: Oh, it takes more time.
Speaker 7: Film costs so much money, and then and then like
Speaker 7: on top of that, it's like gonna it disintegrates over time,
Speaker 7: so like there's no reason to do that when you
Speaker 7: can just put everything is.
Speaker 3: So interesting that things like there's no way unless you
Speaker 3: digitally enhance them and have people spend hours like getting
Speaker 3: them back to looking good. Like there are things that
Speaker 3: are shot that will never look the way they looked
Speaker 3: when they aired.
Speaker 2: No, and you just think, no, it's on.
Speaker 3: TV, it's of course it will, but no, it's it's
Speaker 3: literally gotten old.
Speaker 2: Like everything else. Does everything goes Oh yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean people spend I mean Warner brother spends millions
Speaker 7: of dollars like every three years to make friends look.
Speaker 2: Good still Oh yeah, you're so right, because like if.
Speaker 7: You watch like Seinfeld on Netflix, it still kind of
Speaker 7: looks like the nineties. But like Friends, they even hands
Speaker 7: like yeah, it's like the colors pop, like they're spending
Speaker 7: so much money to make this.
Speaker 3: And you know, this has been going on for I
Speaker 3: think over a decade or more. But like reruns of Friends,
Speaker 3: everyone toasts like this. Everyone sounds like they're on healing
Speaker 3: because they're speeding up so they can fit in more commercials.
Speaker 3: So like literally Monica sounds like this, and Chandler like
Speaker 3: it's like every it's it's all sped up by like
Speaker 3: point two.
Speaker 2: I would say, oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no point two.
Speaker 6: You're right.
Speaker 3: It is to fit in one more commercial. It's one
Speaker 3: more you know, two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and
Speaker 3: they can sell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to just make it. We're just a commodity used
Speaker 4: to sell toilet paper.
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you I love speeding things up. I
Speaker 3: was watching Conclave over the weekend, which I love, but
Speaker 3: I would have loved to speed that up.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: I can just insert here this just in your head.
Speaker 3: Isabelle Roselna took longer to walk down this hall. Just
Speaker 3: remember that it was intended to be longer.
Speaker 7: You're I miss that, Like things used to be quick
Speaker 7: and like move and now everyone like I don't know
Speaker 7: what happened like in the last ten years, but everyone
Speaker 7: wants like to see people like parking.
Speaker 5: They're like, I like that.
Speaker 6: I like this.
Speaker 5: You you like like the like going beep beep, like
Speaker 5: the doors open like that, will it open.
Speaker 6: Like Boardwalk Empire or something.
Speaker 7: I want to see four people sitting at the table
Speaker 7: talking real fast.
Speaker 3: I want Yeah, I want the speed of a veep.
Speaker 3: I want the speed of a just a Sorkin sweep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I want.
Speaker 4: Theory is that they need to justify people going to
Speaker 4: the movie theaters by making the movies longer, so it's
Speaker 4: like an event.
Speaker 2: Right where you can just really tapp Like.
Speaker 4: That's another reason why comedies have gone extinct, because like,
Speaker 4: are you really gonna drive to the movie theater and
Speaker 4: park and buy a ticket for a seventy minute, eighty
Speaker 4: minute movie?
Speaker 7: But right, I'm like, I'm so touched when a movie's
Speaker 7: ninety minutes. It's like, you love respect my time.
Speaker 3: I don't get it, Like, why are we trying to
Speaker 3: keep everything else so efficient? In our lives, but movies
Speaker 3: are getting so much longer. It's a really weird paradox.
Speaker 3: I feel like everything's like self checkout, Like everything's like
Speaker 3: go go go, and especially the American way. It's just
Speaker 3: like everything is catering to that except movies.
Speaker 4: I think there's a well, no not. YouTube is also
Speaker 4: being like this. The most popular videos on YouTube are.
Speaker 7: Like four hours long, yes, where they're like here's the
Speaker 7: history of fast Pass at Disney and it's like eight
Speaker 7: hours long and it has like seventy million.
Speaker 4: I think this is a response to places like TikTok
Speaker 4: shortening everything. People crave just like sitting down with something
Speaker 4: for a long time and then want to read it.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, reading books is like so out. People don't
Speaker 3: read anymore. It's really hard for me to do and
Speaker 3: I keep trying to do it.
Speaker 2: It's tough.
Speaker 3: What do you think about when Chris has a YouTube
Speaker 3: TV and I don't watch TV, but I'll see when
Speaker 3: he has sports on, Like it'll come on some themes
Speaker 3: and it'll be like here's a moment of zen and
Speaker 3: it'll just give you like some like you know, just
Speaker 3: like grass waving in the wind for about twenty seconds.
Speaker 2: Why would they do that.
Speaker 3: There has to be a monetary gain from that because
Speaker 3: they don't care about us having a second to meditate.
Speaker 4: Why would as ad that they didn't fill.
Speaker 3: There's no way they can't fill it with some bullshit
Speaker 3: like why not sell make a sell an ad for
Speaker 3: twenty dollars instead of that?
Speaker 2: Like why put that there?
Speaker 7: I think what happens is the ads that they are
Speaker 7: running are like through Fox, like NBC or and people
Speaker 7: like local ads will play there and YouTube won't do
Speaker 7: like the local like.
Speaker 4: God YouTube, which is which uses Googles. This is this
Speaker 4: is right in Alley's wheelhouse. This is what she does
Speaker 4: for a living. Yeah, she points out stuff like that
Speaker 4: all the time, and she's like why didn't they fill that?
Speaker 4: Or then explains like there's just no.
Speaker 3: Way they're doing it out of the kindness.
Speaker 6: You need to be a trick to keep you watching,
Speaker 6: like oh you took a break.
Speaker 3: No, we gave you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like if they, if.
Speaker 3: They've done studies that it maybe keeps people watching because
Speaker 3: they're like YouTube cares about me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7: Honestly, I feel like Google cynical enough to think that,
Speaker 7: like going like we could trick people.
Speaker 3: To think Yeah, I mean they definitely have studied us,
Speaker 3: if they could study us and learn that, if we
Speaker 3: like there more, if we feel like they care about us,
Speaker 3: which we do, like we all want companies to care
Speaker 3: about us.
Speaker 2: None of them do.
Speaker 4: It's they wouldn't spend that much money if it's especially
Speaker 4: if it's like Sunday Take.
Speaker 3: But if it benefited them, if it made if it
Speaker 3: kept people watching more than filling it with ads to
Speaker 3: generate a sense of it's like a palid corrus.
Speaker 4: I like that as a theory, but I guarantee you
Speaker 4: it's due to some contractual. We can't play an ad
Speaker 4: here because we're running the Fox ads and we and
Speaker 4: maybe three years will be able to do it after
Speaker 4: the contract expired.
Speaker 3: But there's no they would just not. No one's doing
Speaker 3: anything out of kindness.
Speaker 4: No, no anything that well, at least corporation something. Your
Speaker 4: mother might do something out of kindness.
Speaker 3: But I got into a fight with her this weekend.
Speaker 2: We got into a huge fight.
Speaker 3: We were in Vancouver for Aras tour and Mom, if
Speaker 3: you're listening, I'm really sorry because I should have just
Speaker 3: not just have left it. But like a thing that
Speaker 3: irks me that I think everyone does. Is like she
Speaker 3: was commenting on how beautiful Vancouver was and how it's
Speaker 3: kind of like reminiscent of Seattle, and I go, have
Speaker 3: you been to Seattle?
Speaker 2: And she was like one time?
Speaker 3: And I go, well, you could have gone twice because
Speaker 3: I feel my special there, but you guys didn't go,
Speaker 3: which obviously I'm still holding onto resentment of that. But
Speaker 3: the reason they didn't go, and I remember was because
Speaker 3: they had traveled too much that month, like they were
Speaker 3: for fun and stuff. But I'm like, oh, so they
Speaker 3: were just worn out from traveling.
Speaker 9: They were older, And are you talking about your stand
Speaker 9: up special that's been nominated for a Critics Choice Award.
Speaker 4: An Emmy, uh Grammy, and a Golden Globe.
Speaker 2: Wait what so what is that is that? E got?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 4: Gray Grammy, double Globe, double Critics Choice.
Speaker 2: So kicked.
Speaker 4: Yeah yet gek.
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm sorry to see a pattern that maybe
Speaker 8: they shouldn't come.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pressure, Like she she was like, well, yeah, well
Speaker 3: we didn't go because we just we wanted you to
Speaker 3: just have that weekend. We were always at things and
Speaker 3: we just felt like we were just too much for you,
Speaker 3: and like and I go, no, you did it, like
Speaker 3: you're changing the narrative. It was because you guys had
Speaker 3: traveled too much and you were tired.
Speaker 4: I mean Gail came. I mean if he came, then.
Speaker 2: It's like you were You're I just don't like, we
Speaker 2: love Elon. There's one good Elon.
Speaker 3: No, the reason they didn't come is because they were tired,
Speaker 3: which is totally fine, and I like, and yes, I
Speaker 3: can still give them ship about it. But it was
Speaker 3: like because they had traveled for fun too much, they
Speaker 3: couldn't come see their daughter taping future Emmy.
Speaker 4: They were too poop from having fun.
Speaker 3: Yes, but and then she goes, we just we She
Speaker 3: made it about her being like, you know, virtuous, like
Speaker 3: we wanted to step back and let you have.
Speaker 2: We bother you too much on those things. And I go,
Speaker 2: that's not.
Speaker 3: That's not what the story was because I and she goes,
Speaker 3: yes it was, and I go, I go, no, it's
Speaker 3: because you're tried to do it could be both, and
Speaker 3: I said it can be, but it wasn't. Because I go,
Speaker 3: I've invited you to hundreds of tapings that you have
Speaker 3: come to. Never once have you ever said when you
Speaker 3: when you had the energy to go to something. Never
Speaker 3: once had you said it's too much for us to
Speaker 3: be there. You don't want to deal with us, So
Speaker 3: why on that one didn't? Yeah, like it just bothers
Speaker 3: me when people, not just my mom, even I do
Speaker 3: it sometimes where you just you feel bad about something
Speaker 3: because you did something selfishly. And by selfish, I don't
Speaker 3: mean like it's a bad thing. You just did something
Speaker 3: out of your own self preservation because they were tired,
Speaker 3: and they have a right to be and to say
Speaker 3: no to something. But then don't change the story that
Speaker 3: like I go, Mom, you do this a lot. When
Speaker 3: you don't want to go to a party. You'll go,
Speaker 3: I don't want to go to this goddamn fucking party,
Speaker 3: and she goes, and you know what, they don't need
Speaker 3: us there. You know when we they they have too
Speaker 3: many people going and we're and they don't have enough
Speaker 3: food for us. They start making they have to make
Speaker 3: excuses why it's.
Speaker 4: A moral justification for their behavior.
Speaker 3: But but it all comes from a place of like
Speaker 3: not honoring what you want. Like you, I'm tired, that's
Speaker 3: reason enough to want not want to go to something.
Speaker 4: You should just come up to you and say I
Speaker 4: don't want to go to your special I'm tired, yes, And.
Speaker 3: That's would have been fine because I would I would
Speaker 3: have been a little hurt and been like come on,
Speaker 3: but ultimately yet I would respect that you you.
Speaker 4: Don't want me to come here special? You hate me? Yes,
Speaker 4: you think I'm a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: That's what it was.
Speaker 3: And I was like, don't put me into this. Don't
Speaker 3: make me feel guilty about like.
Speaker 6: It's your fault. Yeah, I'm such a shitty.
Speaker 2: So we got into a really big fight, like right
Speaker 2: on the waterfront.
Speaker 4: Presence will destroy yourself.
Speaker 2: It was not worth it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, honestly, everything can't be beautiful at the same time.
Speaker 7: And I feel like that generation like loves gas lighting.
Speaker 5: It's how they like learn to live.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's it's it's a it's a way.
Speaker 5: To still feel comfortable in an uncomfortable moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is about like, it's not about her
Speaker 3: wanting to kind of evade some kind of blame. It's
Speaker 3: like about her not wanting to acknowledge that her feelings matter.
Speaker 3: It really is like just her being like me, being
Speaker 3: tired is not enough to get out of something because
Speaker 3: I don't, I can't.
Speaker 2: That's not an excuse enough.
Speaker 3: I'm not important enough to like, you know, value that,
Speaker 3: so I have to make it about other things.
Speaker 4: This like reverse Jewish mom guilt. This is like, what
Speaker 4: are you Protestant Catholic?
Speaker 2: Uh, trickle down Catholic because.
Speaker 4: It's like Catholic guilt, because Jewish guilt would be like
Speaker 4: the reverse where like you try to get your kid
Speaker 4: to do something by being like, you don't want to
Speaker 4: go to this, so I'm just a piece of that.
Speaker 2: I would never do that, and.
Speaker 4: This is the reverse because I don't want to go
Speaker 4: to this. I'm a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, my mom is the piece of ship. Yes,
Speaker 2: yes it is.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 4: Oh, treat your mother like this, go ahead, why don't
Speaker 4: you just throw your beautiful mother?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I never related to that the Jewish mother Seriah Catholic.
Speaker 4: Is I'm shihead and you don't want me around?
Speaker 2: Hate me?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 7: My mom is Catholic, very Catholic, and she's the combination
Speaker 7: of the two is at times she's always putting it
Speaker 7: on me, So I'll let me know that, like she's
Speaker 7: she's base level guilt guilty at all times, but then
Speaker 7: puts everything on me. So I feel that guilt. But
Speaker 7: then also she will be like oh that it's like
Speaker 7: this could be the last time you ever see me.
Speaker 3: Oh god will And then I'm like, oh cool, I'm
Speaker 3: going to target just thinking about my mom. God no,
Speaker 3: that's that's uh yeah to any mom's listening and my
Speaker 3: mom in general.
Speaker 2: This is it's not about you. I have the best mom.
Speaker 6: Ever.
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't think there's a single mom who
Speaker 3: gets out of being ridiculed and over analyzed and being
Speaker 3: annoying to their kid. It's almost like makes you not
Speaker 3: want to have kids, because you know, no matter what
Speaker 3: you do, it's not good enough unless you have an
Speaker 3: Italian son.
Speaker 2: They're going to hate.
Speaker 3: You first stretches of time and resent you and say
Speaker 3: shitty things on their podcast, even though you're the best.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Italian son, Luigi, what's.
Speaker 3: His les name, it's as if it's like that that
Speaker 3: the rap generator name or what like it's Italian generator.
Speaker 3: Didn't who got their name from childish Gambino got his
Speaker 3: name from that generator alone? Yeah yeah, yeah, this looks
Speaker 3: like Okay, I know who he looks like now because
Speaker 3: I read on Reddit someone finally nailed it. Because I
Speaker 3: was like, he looks exactly like someone and it's Dave Franco.
Speaker 2: That's what he looks like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, another Italian.
Speaker 2: He's very attractive.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's so handsome.
Speaker 4: Do you think he's more attractive or less attractive now
Speaker 4: that he's shot somebody?
Speaker 3: Oh well, less, I'm just have you pictures of people
Speaker 3: him with, like people at dinner and like him having friends.
Speaker 3: I'm just dying to know what he was like socially leading.
Speaker 6: Well, he's a valed victorian of his high school.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, he's from a super wealthy family in towns
Speaker 7: in Maryland.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's so well.
Speaker 7: Really he I mean he's so cool. I think he's cool.
Speaker 7: Like everything I've learned about Bob.
Speaker 2: Went to toowsand sorry number one there.
Speaker 7: But there's an incredible thing where somebody found a tweet
Speaker 7: of a guy being like it from the summer being like, hey,
Speaker 7: I haven't heard from you in months, Like you promised
Speaker 7: me that you would be in my wedding, Please answer
Speaker 7: your phone, tweeted at him, tweeted at him.
Speaker 5: Like his friend.
Speaker 7: And then there's just like now like thirteen thousand quote
Speaker 7: retweets being like.
Speaker 6: Dude was locked in.
Speaker 7: He was so locked in he shut out printer.
Speaker 2: Being friends with this like this guy had friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, what's most compelling to me about this is, well,
Speaker 4: we have to go to break.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to break and talk about Okay, back
Speaker 3: to this shooter guy.
Speaker 4: What's most compelling to me about this is this, Uh,
Speaker 4: he got a surgery on his back, and they're saying
Speaker 4: that his personality changed after he got this surgery because
Speaker 4: he's he was in chronic pain and then he got
Speaker 4: this probably spinal fusion or something like that. And we
Speaker 4: all know that back surgeries have a fifty percent chance
Speaker 4: success failure rate, and there's a problem, thank you, we.
Speaker 6: All know that.
Speaker 4: Now there is a there's a good It's like a
Speaker 4: coin flip.
Speaker 6: You don't know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I saw Andrew. He was like not being
Speaker 5: like yeah.
Speaker 8: Lah yeah, the cervix.
Speaker 4: But I do believe that either he was driven mad
Speaker 4: by this surgery because of his interactions with the health
Speaker 4: insurance company. He also has two grandparents that died over
Speaker 4: the last like four five years into the theory that
Speaker 4: he had interactions with the health insurance company.
Speaker 3: Then they died in twenty seventeen. I saw, Yeah, so
Speaker 3: it's been it's.
Speaker 4: Been long enough for him to go nuts. So those
Speaker 4: that's a bullshit theory that, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 6: You can't use your grandparents' death or anything. Oh I
Speaker 6: shot up at school because died from.
Speaker 7: You could do when your grandparents die is write in
Speaker 7: my chemical romance out here that drummer died.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a favorite man.
Speaker 4: But I do think that's possible. He was in horrible pain,
Speaker 4: and then he was dealing with the health insurance companies
Speaker 4: and they wouldn't pay for surgery. He probably was in
Speaker 4: financial trouble and that's why he targeted and read that book.
Speaker 4: Definitely that deny uh delayed whatever supposed deposed defend the too.
Speaker 4: That's my theory is that he this was a targeted
Speaker 4: attack because of a personal medical issue that was making
Speaker 4: him go crazy.
Speaker 3: And then Brian sent to Chris and I yesterday like
Speaker 3: the Sarno book could have like all of this could
Speaker 3: have been avoided, right, just read the book about healing
Speaker 3: back page. You don't have to get a surgery. Let's
Speaker 3: if the if the surgeries would radicalize him. That's absolutely
Speaker 3: true that that book.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he.
Speaker 8: Probably addicted to the pills. I'm sure pain killers were, Yeah,
Speaker 8: and then he tried alternative medicine and mushrooms.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So many people are angry at insurance companies and are
Speaker 3: super smart geniuses and are in chronic pain that don't
Speaker 3: go this fall Like, yeah, it's gonna be. I wonder
Speaker 3: what we're gonna find out. It just sucks that we
Speaker 3: don't have information.
Speaker 7: They and they're not gonna it's gonna be like it's
Speaker 7: gonna trickle out and then just stop.
Speaker 2: And what about the picture of him?
Speaker 3: Like I was reading on Reddit, people were like, when
Speaker 3: have we ever seen a purp shot from inside the
Speaker 3: cell where he's standing like he's asking his buddy to
Speaker 3: take his Tinder picture, like full body shot on a
Speaker 3: camera phone, like literally someone goes in the hit.
Speaker 2: He was like, I look at the stuff all the time.
Speaker 3: I've never seen this even once in my life of
Speaker 3: someone inside a jail cell standing upright, full body shot.
Speaker 2: But that isn't a bug shot.
Speaker 5: It's like the best mugshot I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Like the mugshot is not up against the wall like
Speaker 3: it it's crazy.
Speaker 4: He has a well, he has a he's a political
Speaker 4: murdyr in a way, and he's doing everything that you
Speaker 4: would do if you were trying to start a movement.
Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean? What? What does he do?
Speaker 2: He didn't ask for the picture. He doesn't get to determine.
Speaker 4: But the way that it's just like when Trump took
Speaker 4: his mugshot. He knew that this was a moment that
Speaker 4: he could use to fundraise. And this guy is using
Speaker 4: this the.
Speaker 3: Hotter he is face or anything. He just stood this
Speaker 3: hot but he can't help it.
Speaker 7: He didn't even high herett.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like, yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 2: He was leaning against a tesla.
Speaker 6: Oh the gun in a way.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't think anyone should get murdered. I do
Speaker 7: think this guy is like a JAG figure.
Speaker 4: He's a hero. This is like when Ben Laden got killed.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like saying that.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say that publicly. I don't think
Speaker 4: anyone should get murdered. Podcast however, I don't think anyone
Speaker 4: should get murdered. I don't think there should be a
Speaker 4: murder spree. However, it's been incredible to see the unity
Speaker 4: online between Democrats and Republicans, left and right, Fox News
Speaker 4: and CNN.
Speaker 3: We haven't all collectively gotten together on something since the
Speaker 3: slap like we were saying before THELAP was the last
Speaker 3: time we all got together.
Speaker 4: But just you can only drive people so far. And
Speaker 4: the fact of the matter is these corporations have given
Speaker 4: people truly no doubt for the way that they've been treated.
Speaker 4: Corporations are getting more more powerful and consumer rights are
Speaker 4: getting lower and lower, and people are like, well, what
Speaker 4: do we do? And the only answer is, well, I
Speaker 4: guess I'll just kill you. Yeah, I guess I'll just
Speaker 4: literally I can't do anything to fix this health insurance process.
Speaker 4: Nine for it's like, well, you know what, that's the
Speaker 4: one thing that this guy just put on the table.
Speaker 4: He's like, now this is an option. Are you going
Speaker 4: to get better?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, well, someone was saying that, like, you know, they're
Speaker 3: upping their security, and someone had tweeted snarkily for it
Speaker 3: was like screenshotted that, oh, there could be another way
Speaker 3: that these people could protect themselves by maybe offering more
Speaker 3: healthcare to people, and it's like, well, that would cost money.
Speaker 3: Security is a lot cheaper. Security for billionaires is not
Speaker 3: expensive for them. What a couple hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: A year of removing a million a year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a couple of million a year. That's a tax
Speaker 5: right off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like either that or give people healthcare, which probably.
Speaker 4: People that that's the only that's the only thing that
Speaker 4: maybe if there was another way to do without killing
Speaker 4: some I could have tickled them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, make them embarrassed.
Speaker 5: No one should die.
Speaker 7: I'm just saying there's like healthcare CEOs and so many
Speaker 7: people have been Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well I saw a thing where they denied thirty
Speaker 8: two they're they're the most denial AI. Just yeah, this
Speaker 8: CEO is responsible for implementing AI claims reps to their company,
Speaker 8: and they denied the most out of any company. And
Speaker 8: then they went in they discovered that ninety percent of
Speaker 8: the AI claims were made falsely. Ye, were decided falsely.
Speaker 8: So people like they were wrong, they were wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's annoying.
Speaker 2: But what is there right and wrong? Like what is what?
Speaker 2: What is there? It does? It seems to be arbitrary?
Speaker 4: What is That's how it feels.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know there was a litmus to decide
Speaker 2: if it's right or wrong.
Speaker 3: I mean I would assume it's all wrong if things
Speaker 3: aren't covered for a symptom of the thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like if you're paying into something and
Speaker 7: you you're paying us for this exact time to use it.
Speaker 5: They should approve it, and they don't.
Speaker 4: They did, they deny, they defend, they defund the police.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's I've been and then this plus the
Speaker 3: jay Z thing, it's been a very exciting tree insane news.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I went to Aristora and Vancouver over the weekend
Speaker 3: and I was before the show.
Speaker 2: I'm walking like.
Speaker 3: On the floor, Uh, my mom and I are going
Speaker 3: to get water in between Gracie and Taylor.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was even before Gracie.
Speaker 3: And this girl comes at me and goes nicky and
Speaker 3: she gets a picture and it's like I'm a fan
Speaker 3: and she goes and oh, I'm a journalist and you know,
Speaker 3: I work for NBC or whatever.
Speaker 2: And I'm like oh.
Speaker 3: She was like, and did you hear jay Z accused
Speaker 3: of raping a thirteen year old with Diddy? And I
Speaker 3: was like what, And she's like, jay Z is we're
Speaker 3: accused of raping a thirteen There's like so many thirteen
Speaker 3: year old talent.
Speaker 4: There's so many thirteen year olds. And I go, who's
Speaker 4: jay Z?
Speaker 5: Exactly?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding, And that is exactly.
Speaker 3: My mom goes who And I'm like Jay z Rape
Speaker 3: thirteen because it's so loud Lady Gaga's playing the pre
Speaker 3: music and and I go, no, my god. What she
Speaker 3: was like, you're gonna see it on your phone? And
Speaker 3: I opened my phone and it was nowhere to be found.
Speaker 3: And I even wrote to Emily. I wrote to Chris.
Speaker 3: I was like, did you see the breaking news? Because
Speaker 3: I'm in a bubble right here. I can't get good service.
Speaker 3: And I was like, Oh, this isn't gonna get as
Speaker 3: much traction as this girl is claiming. But then, I mean,
Speaker 3: it did kind of blow up. But she was like,
Speaker 3: I broke the news story. I was like, an hour ago,
Speaker 3: I broke it, and her name is on all the things.
Speaker 3: Forget her name now, sorry it's not off the top
Speaker 3: of my had. But she's like, yeah, I gotta fly
Speaker 3: out of here as soon as his conscience over to
Speaker 3: go to New York to do a bunch of uh,
Speaker 3: you know, interviews for it, and you know, but it
Speaker 3: was it was wild to hear it from the horse's mouth,
Speaker 3: so to speak.
Speaker 4: Are all the diddy rapes just gonna get swept under
Speaker 4: the rug? Is this another Epstein two point zero where
Speaker 4: it's just like we thought that this was going to
Speaker 4: like blow open the world, and then.
Speaker 3: Chris was saying Cosby's free like nothing. Ever, he is
Speaker 3: one of the most prolific rapists of uh ever.
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, he has almost as many rapes as albums.
Speaker 8: I think it is hard when when there's so many,
Speaker 8: when you get so many rapes, it's hard to like
Speaker 8: pinpoint one, you got a pinpoint just one.
Speaker 6: But yeah, yeah, that's true. There's there's a sweet spot
Speaker 6: number rap.
Speaker 3: But I will say those Cosby accusers are all so
Speaker 3: famous now, like they got what they wanted. They were
Speaker 3: like they really wanted fame and notoriety because it's it
Speaker 3: makes you so instantly popular and like you can get
Speaker 3: on the cover of Vogue. If you just say that
Speaker 3: you've been raped by a comedian, it makes you like
Speaker 3: a global sensation overnight.
Speaker 5: The cost accusers are hosting the Saco.
Speaker 6: Something to tell you guys, jay Z rape me.
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, it's it instantly gets you.
Speaker 4: He's blind, now, isn't he.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one eye is like fuddling out. There's one like
Speaker 3: going bulging out.
Speaker 2: The other way is still in prison.
Speaker 5: R Kelly is yeah, that's right, we still have him
Speaker 5: in prison.
Speaker 10: And did you see jay Z's apology, it's what it
Speaker 10: fell penny apology, no apology that he didn't even say
Speaker 10: he didn't do it, not at all in the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, think of Blue Ivy, no proof reading. I think
Speaker 2: of my thirteen year old daughter.
Speaker 5: He did voice to text on it.
Speaker 3: Exclamation mark, exclamation marks, exclamation mark, too many exclamation marks.
Speaker 3: It really like, you know, just joking about this the
Speaker 3: serious issue. It was just like it gave old man
Speaker 3: chexting into his phone, screaming into the ether, if it
Speaker 3: gave face angry Facebook political posts.
Speaker 7: Is he definitely also thinks he's completely untouchable, and like because.
Speaker 6: You literally the dude.
Speaker 7: The dude was a crack dealer who became a billionaire. Like,
Speaker 7: in what way do you think he's he thinks he's
Speaker 7: going to go down.
Speaker 3: You're married, and she won Grammys for writing an album
Speaker 3: about you cheating, Like even your failures have turned into gold.
Speaker 4: Let me ask a question. So I saw a picture
Speaker 4: of Beyonce and jay Z that they used in this
Speaker 4: article for them, and then Beyonce was wearing this They
Speaker 4: were at like the beach or something, and Beyonce had
Speaker 4: this makeup on where she had like green eyeliner underneath
Speaker 4: her eyes. Huh, how come that's not a thing? More often?
Speaker 4: I thought that looked really good.
Speaker 6: Not over the don't know where this was going.
Speaker 3: I think that's just a very specific makeup choice. That's
Speaker 3: too assume me for regular.
Speaker 4: Let me find the picture because it didn't look constantly
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, find the picture.
Speaker 4: Find the picture.
Speaker 3: That That sounds cool though, and I think that the
Speaker 3: reason is is because that would look insane on most people.
Speaker 2: Anything it. Yeah, that's a good question though. Regarding all this,
Speaker 2: I think the.
Speaker 7: Most important part of this jay Z story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I just know that was a tense
Speaker 3: screening of Mufassi Less.
Speaker 2: That was a weird vibe in the room. It was
Speaker 2: at a kid's movie.
Speaker 5: That you know I loved.
Speaker 7: I mean like they definitely had to have talked for
Speaker 7: like three hours about whether or not he should go.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: He was like, I'm going, I'm going, Yeah, I love Billy.
Speaker 2: I want to know. I want do is he timoon?
Speaker 3: I want to know so badly, Like how that response
Speaker 3: that he put out what came to be He's on
Speaker 3: the toilet, feverishly talking, texting it to his phone. Sends
Speaker 3: it does not run it by anyone in his I
Speaker 3: would say millions and millions of dollars of PR, like
Speaker 3: people that he's the team around him.
Speaker 5: A PR person didn't even see it until we see No.
Speaker 6: Way, I read it so differently.
Speaker 8: I read it like it's been prepared ready to go.
Speaker 2: No no, not like misspellings.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's meant to say psychics, but he wrote
Speaker 3: physics like there was misspellings. It not one red petty
Speaker 3: made no sense to capitalize one red penny and like.
Speaker 9: It just it's such a you can tell.
Speaker 7: That's like when he was like holding his phone shaking
Speaker 7: streaming one read.
Speaker 2: It was like gibs, but it didn't capitalize it.
Speaker 3: So then he had to go and he had to
Speaker 3: hold it down and highlight it and then find the
Speaker 3: thing on his phone that caps it and because you
Speaker 3: know what doesn't do or he went all caps one read,
Speaker 3: but either way he had to like.
Speaker 6: Go in underline.
Speaker 3: It reminds me of when, like I have to remember
Speaker 3: sometimes I said this to you one time that Eminem
Speaker 3: must go to rhyme zone dot com.
Speaker 2: It's just so cute.
Speaker 3: To see someone so bad ass like having to do
Speaker 3: something like technical and like highlight it or like press
Speaker 3: it down and go where on the Google doc does
Speaker 3: it have the underline?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 3: Is it up on edits or tools? And he had
Speaker 3: to like ask blue Ivy for help on it. She's
Speaker 3: like that's how she finds out. He's like, someone's gonna
Speaker 3: tell her. It's like, no, Dad, I had to show
Speaker 3: you where caps or something? And why by the way,
Speaker 3: like we're talking about editing things, why can't you highlight
Speaker 3: something and then make.
Speaker 2: It all caps? You'd go back and retype it in
Speaker 2: all caps? Yeah, why can't you in cap something?
Speaker 4: If you if you get some more of these independent
Speaker 4: word processors you can take you do that?
Speaker 2: Why are they holding that back from every single Like that's.
Speaker 4: The easiest for the billionaires to use, not us.
Speaker 2: Is that the picture of Oh that is very cool?
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's like a dusting of green eyeshadow, like
Speaker 3: literally green eyeshadow on the under Like it's really cool.
Speaker 3: I'll try it and show you why I shouldn't.
Speaker 4: And they're just at the beach. It's not like this
Speaker 4: as some kind of I.
Speaker 2: Think that's an eye infection.
Speaker 7: Oh well, yeah, it's also because Beyonce has an incredible face.
Speaker 2: You could do anything. Why are people wearing more diarrhea.
Speaker 4: Exactly on her head?
Speaker 2: Like shee.
Speaker 8: He also did two albums with R Kelly, and he's
Speaker 8: been friends with P Diddy for twenty I mean it's.
Speaker 2: Like that's the thing is like you can't not at
Speaker 2: the very least, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 6: He must have seen something.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, But my mom said, and what is Julie Lazer? No?
Speaker 3: A lot, but she kept saying, I just keep getting
Speaker 3: shivers down my spine because I because my mom's been
Speaker 3: obsessed with this Diddy stuff.
Speaker 2: So she's been watching tons of video and she's like.
Speaker 3: And I haven't seen it, but she said there's a
Speaker 3: lot of footage of him at white parties where he's like,
Speaker 3: get the cameras off me, Like really weird about cameras
Speaker 3: at white parties, Like more than anyone.
Speaker 7: Okay, I mean like he feels like the guiltyest bad
Speaker 7: in America. Yeah, like he's guiltier than the United Healthcare shooter.
Speaker 3: But everyone split, Like Anya was like, this is the
Speaker 3: exact statement I would write if I were innocent, and
Speaker 3: I go, I have to say, literally everyone disagrees with you. Everyone,
Speaker 3: This is the most like people it seems the opposite vibe,
Speaker 3: but it's like teach their own feeling about it.
Speaker 6: I'm not.
Speaker 8: I think though he took the Trump approach where you attack, attack,
Speaker 8: attack right, and.
Speaker 3: Trump is what innocent like, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: What it reads the biggest liar of all time. It
Speaker 2: does work. It's all the time.
Speaker 7: The best to handle anything is to attack, yes, and
Speaker 7: not apologize, even though that makes you the biggest piece
Speaker 7: of shit in the entire world.
Speaker 3: I will say that every time I have ever been
Speaker 3: in a fight with someone and I take full responsibility
Speaker 3: and I literally go, whatever you did was in a
Speaker 3: response to the shitty thing I did, Like I really like,
Speaker 3: you don't have to be sorry about anything.
Speaker 2: I started this with all the shit.
Speaker 3: It is never once not worked to mend a relationship,
Speaker 3: to make you feel you both feel better about it.
Speaker 3: And then that person who may or may not owe
Speaker 3: you an apology, never doesn't give you the what you need.
Speaker 3: Facts you may or it's not even I'm doing it
Speaker 3: to manipulate them into giving me apologies, but they never
Speaker 3: don't go, actually, you know what I could have been
Speaker 3: better to It always leads to that it's always good
Speaker 3: to just take full responsibility when you can.
Speaker 7: Absolutely it softens the ground you're at even footing, and
Speaker 7: then all of a sudden, all of that anger washes
Speaker 7: away and you could actually just be real with each other.
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, if you have a pedophile and just apologize
Speaker 8: this work personal relationship.
Speaker 2: Maybe if he gave her one red penny. Now that
Speaker 2: I'm a father, I would never do that.
Speaker 6: I love Yeah, we love that father.
Speaker 2: They would never rape, Yeah, the son of a mother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. Like once they can become fathers of daughters,
Speaker 3: they like, I get it.
Speaker 4: Now, you shouldn't rape people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And for some reason that gives that does give
Speaker 3: it some gravitas that even me, as a person who
Speaker 3: knows it's bullshit, kind of goes, oh yeah, they they
Speaker 3: would never do that.
Speaker 2: But I wonder I was just thinking.
Speaker 3: I think it was Whitney Cummings on her podcast was
Speaker 3: talking about the white parties, how that's like the worst
Speaker 3: color to wear at those freak offs, and that's how you.
Speaker 2: Would know if you already raped someone, if they were
Speaker 2: just staying.
Speaker 3: She's like, oh, maybe that's how they keep track of like,
Speaker 3: oh that person's been raped already, know, it's all Yeah,
Speaker 3: for come you just need yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no but blood or okay, that's bad. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 6: so you.
Speaker 7: Really want a tark party, that's like, that's saying too much.
Speaker 5: You're giving away the gates to be very.
Speaker 6: Slippery with the baby oil. The baby oil. It's a
Speaker 6: slipping slide.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You know what I think they giveaway is the freak
Speaker 5: off party.
Speaker 7: I love.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of a white party where there
Speaker 3: it's transitioning to a freakoff and they're just waiting for
Speaker 3: one Gail King to leave.
Speaker 6: They're all looking at their watch.
Speaker 2: Like Oprah's gone.
Speaker 6: Baby.
Speaker 5: They all pretend to go to the valet to drive
Speaker 5: around the Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, because you know that the white party, like anyone
Speaker 3: that went to a white party doesn't mean they were
Speaker 3: involved in raping teenagers at all, but the freak offs
Speaker 3: for sure. Like if you were, you were either yes,
Speaker 3: watching or getting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oprah was gone, like Connie Chung leg stayed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let him have some fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean ops with Ga.
Speaker 8: That's why I say, just do it all, do all
Speaker 8: the pedophile stuff before the party.
Speaker 6: Get it out of the way. Then you can just
Speaker 6: hang out with Gail and not have you know, do
Speaker 6: it around, do it four pm, and.
Speaker 5: They can get a home for home homework. I feel
Speaker 5: terrible about this. I want to apologize.
Speaker 6: Let's talk more about shooting the CEO.
Speaker 2: Let's get back to.
Speaker 4: Everyone can agree on tonight. You're going to be on
Speaker 4: Kimmel when this comes out?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is it already happening? It's tomorrow?
Speaker 4: What is this an appearance? Just an appearance for promoting something?
Speaker 2: The Golden Globes?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wait on ABC?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they They.
Speaker 3: Are so nice to me over there, Like Kimmel likes me.
Speaker 3: He's always reached out and said nice things. And uh yeah,
Speaker 3: it'll be my third time in a year being on
Speaker 3: Amazing Months.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I think I'm gonna ask for advice.
Speaker 3: I think, like, so, how these like late night appearances work,
Speaker 3: is that you?
Speaker 2: They the producer.
Speaker 3: I have a call with them actually right after this
Speaker 3: to talk about what I'm going to talk about tomorrow.
Speaker 3: They usually have like been combing through my Instagram, They've
Speaker 3: been listening to podcasts. They do a bunch of research,
Speaker 3: and then they have ideas of like, oh, I heard
Speaker 3: you talk about this thing. Maybe we talk about this.
Speaker 3: Jimmy asked you about this you went to the last aerostore,
Speaker 3: you know. And then I also usually come with like
Speaker 3: a bunch of ideas, but generally I think just celebrities
Speaker 3: don't have any ideas, and then the person just presents it.
Speaker 3: So because every time I talk to a producer, they're like.
Speaker 2: You have so my god, you make my job so easy.
Speaker 7: Yes, of course, like those late night shows, like the
Speaker 7: comedians come prepared.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they don't book comedians almost they want.
Speaker 7: To get they want to get bits in, they want
Speaker 7: to they care about this. And then like if you
Speaker 7: watch like just any celebrity, I'm not gonna name names,
Speaker 7: but like most of the time, it's like, so I
Speaker 7: just heard you. You just got back from Sweden. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and then they just talk about being at a hotel.
Speaker 3: Daughter likes singing, yeah, and then it's like cut to
Speaker 3: the video of it.
Speaker 2: That no one cares.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, she just started and we're really proud of her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so cool. Oh and she loves Wicked, right, and
Speaker 2: you took her to see Wicked?
Speaker 6: I mean you heard about that. It's an interesting question
Speaker 6: because how many people ask.
Speaker 2: That, Well, I was okay, so can I pitch something?
Speaker 6: Hate when people do they always that's a really good question.
Speaker 6: Don't you hate when people.
Speaker 3: Do that's I always say, that's a really good question.
Speaker 3: That allows me some time to think By saying it's
Speaker 3: a really good question, it's a really good question, it's
Speaker 3: just allow it buying you time to figure out what
Speaker 3: the fuck you it means.
Speaker 2: That question makes me uncomfortable and I need a second, and.
Speaker 6: You're like complimenting yourself through it. Somehow I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have said it before because sometimes there are
Speaker 3: good questions, yes, and it does make me feel good
Speaker 3: when I have it said, but I would say fifty
Speaker 3: percent of the time I say it to someone.
Speaker 2: It's buying me time.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh So I was thinking of, well, I'm going to
Speaker 3: talk about possibly talk about a show that Shawn and
Speaker 3: I did together that we've on this show that was
Speaker 3: like the worst show of my life because Chris Rock
Speaker 3: also just had a headline where he walked out of
Speaker 3: a billionaire's show.
Speaker 2: That he had to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently he made a joke about putting Mexicans on
Speaker 3: a plane or something and then he found saw someone
Speaker 3: filming him and he didn't want a Tony Hinchcliffe moment,
Speaker 3: so he walked off stage because someone was filming him,
Speaker 3: and people are saying, oh, he walked off because he
Speaker 3: got caught saying a racist joke. And it's not that
Speaker 3: he was just doing a dumb joke. Yeah that's it's
Speaker 3: a private event, but it was. It was a private
Speaker 3: event for like Republicans. Essentially, he was like giving them
Speaker 3: what they want, which is what you do when you
Speaker 3: get hired by Republicans.
Speaker 2: You'd give them what they want before they bring in.
Speaker 4: The And this person filming wouldn't stop filming, and.
Speaker 3: I guess someone was filming, and he walked off stage
Speaker 3: like fuck this, I'm not doing this and walked through
Speaker 3: the crowd and just left, which I wish I would
Speaker 3: have done, except I would have walked into the ocean yet.
Speaker 5: Right there.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Sean and I had this gig in Cabo
Speaker 3: that was fucking terrible and one of the worst hours
Speaker 3: of my entire higher life. And U and so I
Speaker 3: might talk about that because I just think that people
Speaker 3: love to hear about comedians having a shit gig, and
Speaker 3: it's especially funny when it was literally a month ago and.
Speaker 4: A lot of people don't know about these types of
Speaker 4: gigs that comedians do get hired by corporations to do
Speaker 4: like like events for the.
Speaker 2: Staff dance monkey dance.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, and then you get hired by these billionaires
Speaker 4: just to make their parties seem more cool.
Speaker 2: Yes, And so I think I'm going to talk about that.
Speaker 3: And then there was a moment at Eras where a
Speaker 3: girl was in front of me standing up and I
Speaker 3: pushed it on my story, but she was like had
Speaker 3: her phone above her head, like put her hands all
Speaker 3: the way up to get out of the you know,
Speaker 3: to go above all the people doing it in front
Speaker 3: of her. And she was five ten I think already.
Speaker 3: And then her with her arms up it was like
Speaker 3: six foot two, six foot seven foot three with the
Speaker 3: arms fan with arm what is that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: How much arm? Am I getting half feet feet above
Speaker 2: my head?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh no above your head? Maybe like two feet above
Speaker 4: your head. You have a pretty long arm.
Speaker 3: Okay, So she was, you know, seven and a half
Speaker 3: feet tall in front of me forty percent of the
Speaker 3: show before Taylor even got on stage, and she didn't
Speaker 3: even know Gracie Abrams.
Speaker 5: She could do it for.
Speaker 4: A short amount of time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, one song, this is.
Speaker 3: What I said, I want to kind of go through
Speaker 3: like the etiquette of like going to a concert, and
Speaker 3: because I think that could be like a fun clip
Speaker 3: to pass around of like here's because I just think
Speaker 3: based on what I've read from people going to Charlie
Speaker 3: XCX and people going to Sabrina Carpenter and all these
Speaker 3: like girly like people are just rude at concerts. They're
Speaker 3: singing too loud, they're not appreciate it, they're not thinking
Speaker 3: about other people around them. When you're okay, here's a
Speaker 3: big thing. When you're doing the moment where you're waving
Speaker 3: your phone light to do the kind of seventy thing
Speaker 3: where everyone used to take their lighters, you don't need.
Speaker 2: To put it.
Speaker 3: I I this did not occur to me until way
Speaker 3: later because I was going to Ara shows and during
Speaker 3: Marjorie the song about her Grandma, everyone does that and
Speaker 3: it looks really cool and you're really doing it for her.
Speaker 2: You're not really even doing it for yourself.
Speaker 3: You're like doing it for Taylor so she can see
Speaker 3: like this amazing mass of like people with their lights up.
Speaker 3: You don't need to lift it. You could just put
Speaker 3: it right in front of your face and not ruin
Speaker 3: anyone's view and the light is still being shown. It
Speaker 3: doesn't change that it's higher for her. Like you know,
Speaker 3: you don't need to block anyone's view. Just put the
Speaker 3: light right next to your head and sway back and forth.
Speaker 3: And the same with capturing video. Like I understand that
Speaker 3: sometimes I do need to get up because someone in
Speaker 3: front of me is up, and but only thirty seconds
Speaker 3: at a time, no more than that. Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: you go back down and you can't do it every
Speaker 3: fucking stuff.
Speaker 4: I agree with the with the electronics, but I have
Speaker 4: the I had the opposite experience where I was at
Speaker 4: the Billy Joel concert and Ali and I stood up
Speaker 4: and we were dancing. That's different, and then someone threw
Speaker 4: stuff at us almost immediately.
Speaker 6: But how were you dancing.
Speaker 2: Than you are.
Speaker 3: You're not raising your lots to capture a video that
Speaker 3: you're not going to fucking do any with. Then you
Speaker 3: watching them capture is ship. Their phone screen is smudged
Speaker 3: so it's blurry. They're not even doing the thing where
Speaker 3: you tap it and then you lower the resolution or
Speaker 3: lower the brightness so that she pops on stage.
Speaker 2: Looks horrible.
Speaker 3: They don't have a YouTube account where they're feeding this
Speaker 3: to the masses like this is just for them to
Speaker 3: watch alone in bed later and wake up their boyfriend
Speaker 3: because they don't have any detail.
Speaker 4: Their friends that they went to the contra.
Speaker 3: I guess, but like it's not even good footage. It's
Speaker 3: like I have a right to do it, which I
Speaker 3: don't do it. But if anyone has a right to
Speaker 3: be making ruining other people's time, it's because I capture
Speaker 3: good footage that is literally being fed to a Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift fan account that I send her or all my
Speaker 3: dropbox videos so she can make videos of it and
Speaker 3: seminate it two hundreds of thousands of Swift tees who
Speaker 3: are enjoying it. So I'm actually making content for the
Speaker 3: masses that looks good. I'm zooming in at the right times.
Speaker 3: I memorize where she walks on stage, so I'm not
Speaker 3: missing it. It's not herky jerky. I have it on
Speaker 3: the right ten k resolution speed with sixty mesps or
Speaker 3: whatever that Emily taught me. I'm not blurrily shaking the
Speaker 3: camera holding it, not even looking at it.
Speaker 2: And just holding it up so I can capture that
Speaker 2: I was there, Like.
Speaker 4: You can send it to your sister and be like, look,
Speaker 4: at me.
Speaker 3: She won't even watch it because it's unwatchable. It doesn't
Speaker 3: even look good. So everyone's time.
Speaker 4: It's not about how the quality of video. It's about
Speaker 4: you going I'm better than you because I'm at.
Speaker 2: This selfie of yourself being there.
Speaker 3: That's all you need. Me don't need footage of it.
Speaker 3: Everyone's look around you. Everyone's capturing this moment.
Speaker 2: Watch it.
Speaker 3: There's literally every single moment that she was on stage
Speaker 3: and eras, there's fourteen different angles of it captured really
Speaker 3: well onto movie, YouTube and Instagram. But even if you
Speaker 3: want your specific show, you know, like I always tell
Speaker 3: people when there was going to shows, don't film everything,
Speaker 3: like you can find this show on YouTube, shot better
Speaker 3: from a better angle than where you were. Like, just relax,
Speaker 3: and usually I'm no one shooting it. Like I did.
Speaker 3: Take it as my job to make good content, and
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it because the fucking bitch in front
Speaker 3: of me was shooting gup.
Speaker 2: I was filming what she's filming.
Speaker 4: Maybe that bitch has her own tailor's sid account that
Speaker 4: she's trying to build.
Speaker 3: But I understand, but she shouldn't because she was bad
Speaker 3: at videography. She was horrible I was filming what she
Speaker 3: was filming to prove that it was getting I became upset.
Speaker 4: I couldn't relaxing her.
Speaker 2: I was hoping someone will again because.
Speaker 6: I would love you.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have.
Speaker 2: And then I had my.
Speaker 3: Mom take a video of me filming so I could
Speaker 3: show it because I knew people are gonna be like, Nikki,
Speaker 3: how can you complain about this girl? Now you're posting
Speaker 3: video of Taylors, How did you get that? I'm like,
Speaker 3: here's how I got it. You hold it right in
Speaker 3: front of your face so that you're not blocking anything
Speaker 3: that's not already blocked. And I would say to the
Speaker 3: short girlies who wrote to me and said what am
Speaker 3: I supposed to do? You can absolutely do the thing
Speaker 3: where you raise your head hands above your head. You
Speaker 3: are short, so you're entitled to more space that you're
Speaker 3: not getting from height. And also, but just don't do
Speaker 3: it for longer than I would give you a minute.
Speaker 3: But longer than thirty seconds for an already tall person
Speaker 3: is just really disrespectful. And also, damn your fucking phone screen,
Speaker 3: because it's not fun to watch Taylor Swift with an
Speaker 3: arm and then also a really bright screen in your face. Also,
Speaker 3: people just pay attention to bright screens when you are
Speaker 3: like on a plane. It is really hard to watch
Speaker 3: a movie when there is a window open, when everyone
Speaker 3: else has their window.
Speaker 2: Shut, and we're trying to watch.
Speaker 3: You with your window open. Y so you can read
Speaker 3: your book with natural light. I hope you get skin
Speaker 3: cancer from the natural light coming through.
Speaker 2: I really hate you. I think it's so people are
Speaker 2: just it is there.
Speaker 3: We're living in a world where people do not care
Speaker 3: about other people and like don't even consider other people's
Speaker 3: experiences around them at all.
Speaker 7: Sharing space, Like it is completely just disintegrated.
Speaker 5: Since twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: I mean, they're getting it right in Tokyo and in
Speaker 3: uh North or South Korea.
Speaker 2: North Korea, they're really getting it right. They don't even
Speaker 2: have they don't even have windows.
Speaker 4: Upbreak, Okay, let's.
Speaker 2: Take a break and I'll come back.
Speaker 3: And this final thought, has it really been since twenty
Speaker 3: twenty that this has gone to shit? Like Anya wrote
Speaker 3: to me today, She's sitting in a diner and she said,
Speaker 3: there is a woman who is on speakerphone with someone
Speaker 3: on FaceTime, talking so loudly at this diner and everyone's
Speaker 3: dining quietly around us, and the table next to them
Speaker 3: are trying to get worke done and they can't.
Speaker 2: She was like, I can tell they're annoyed.
Speaker 3: I'm annoyed, and I go say something and she goes,
Speaker 3: I can't, And I knew exactly what that meant. She
Speaker 3: couldn't say something. I go, just do it, but she goes, Nikki,
Speaker 3: I can't. I'm going to look a certain.
Speaker 2: Way if I do.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, okay, that makes sense. Well now, yes,
Speaker 3: we understand now why you can't.
Speaker 7: No, But I feel like after twenty twenty, when we
Speaker 7: were all locked down like for a while, like being
Speaker 7: away from everyone for like nine whole months, no one assimilated.
Speaker 5: Well when things opened up.
Speaker 4: Well it's a combination of that and also everyone was
Speaker 4: being told what they can and can't do, which just
Speaker 4: it woke up something inside us.
Speaker 2: Yes, the mask thing, the mad thing.
Speaker 4: You can't go outside, you can't go to a restaurant,
Speaker 4: and for certain people that makes them go insane.
Speaker 7: It turns out I am such a sub like where
Speaker 7: I'm like, I love when people tell me what I
Speaker 7: get to get do.
Speaker 3: It like I can't imagine even like I would never
Speaker 3: listen to anything on my phone at full volume. I
Speaker 3: hardly ever do it when they're friends around who aren't
Speaker 3: like really being working on something, and they're just they're
Speaker 3: on their phones too, and it's something I even want
Speaker 3: them to hear. Kind of like I wouldn't even do
Speaker 3: it then, kind of I can't imagine like the psychopathy
Speaker 3: of someone who would listen to something. And I know
Speaker 3: this has been fully discussed online. We all are perplexed
Speaker 3: at these people, but they are. There's so many people
Speaker 3: that listen to things on their phone and talk on
Speaker 3: speakerphone and talk on FaceTime and talk loudly on planes.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really think they should. Let's let's get Luigi
Speaker 3: on it. And I hardly think these people it's such
Speaker 3: an anti social behavior that they need to. Like yesterday,
Speaker 3: Benedict Politici was on a plane and he tagged me
Speaker 3: on it because he I started this thing of on
Speaker 3: the plane someone talking loudly behind me. I just go
Speaker 3: and then like act like I'm listening to them, because
Speaker 3: it's crazy that it happened so often on planes where
Speaker 3: people just feel so important they have to talk really
Speaker 3: loud because they it's always kind of like a saucy
Speaker 3: subject for their like, And I told her I'm not
Speaker 3: putting up with this anymore, and I've blocked his number.
Speaker 3: Like it's always kind of like they think they're so
Speaker 3: interesting that you should want it over here, which I've
Speaker 3: been guilty of before because my stuff is actually interesting.
Speaker 3: Like I will say, I know what people are entertained by.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you can do that for an Uber driver, like yes,
Speaker 4: I get, let's have the juice, yea.
Speaker 3: If I'm going to talk anyway, But I'm not screaming
Speaker 3: in a way that is like obnoxious in a place
Speaker 3: where people my Uber drivers not trying to sleep right
Speaker 3: now where everyone else on this plane, I don't.
Speaker 4: Mind according like when you're waiting for the plane to
Speaker 4: take off. I don't mind when people are on their
Speaker 4: phones because that's like fun little thing to listen to.
Speaker 4: But what you can't do it on the plane?
Speaker 2: You ever ever have your phone? Your volume on your phone?
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm talking about someone talking into a phone.
Speaker 2: Even that is rude. The moment you're.
Speaker 7: You are, you are now a part of a group
Speaker 7: and that and that.
Speaker 2: Group does not ask this home for you. No no
Speaker 2: asking people.
Speaker 5: I have no fun on a planet.
Speaker 2: I am zerio fun on a plane. He is, He's
Speaker 2: a three for sure. I'm the same way. I'm a three.
Speaker 4: Guess the three can I?
Speaker 1: Can?
Speaker 4: I say?
Speaker 3: I had?
Speaker 4: I had instant karma happened to me at the gym,
Speaker 4: which is the exact same thing happened. So I go
Speaker 4: to the gym and I have my headphones into my phone,
Speaker 4: and a few days ago, I got a phone call
Speaker 4: while I was at the gym listening to music, and
Speaker 4: I answered it and I was like, Hey, I'm at
Speaker 4: the gym, but like you can talk to me, and
Speaker 4: I can talk like pretty quietly. And I looked around me.
Speaker 4: I had like an hour long phone call. I looked
Speaker 4: around me. Everyone else has headphones in so I was like,
Speaker 4: no one can even hear what I'm saying. So I
Speaker 4: started I started testing it. I was like, you know,
Speaker 4: I said, like as shit, and like no one even
Speaker 4: looked at me. So I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 4: something I can do. So then the next like yesterday,
Speaker 4: I did the same thing.
Speaker 6: I think you're listening to the CARDI.
Speaker 4: I was at the gym or the diner, I got
Speaker 4: a phone call from the same person and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I can. I can just talk on the phone of
Speaker 4: the gym now. And I saw there was a couple
Speaker 4: of people who didn't have headphones in and then I
Speaker 4: go and I go do sit ups on the you
Speaker 4: know when you hang on the stit ups and you're
Speaker 4: hanging upside down basically, Yeah, and my phone fell out
Speaker 4: of my pocket and it broke my headphones, so I
Speaker 4: couldn't do the phone call anymore. Oh my god, stint
Speaker 4: karma And I was like, you know what, God, you're.
Speaker 2: Right, You're right. I shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I made a mistake.
Speaker 2: And headphone, I guess what.
Speaker 3: Speakers on phones and they can pick microphones on phones
Speaker 3: can pick up your normal voice. There's no almost never
Speaker 3: a reason to yell unless you are on the stock
Speaker 3: trading floor in nineteen ninety four. Yeah, like, there's no
Speaker 3: there's no reason to ever scream on a phone ever.
Speaker 3: But people can't help themselves. And Americans are just notoriously
Speaker 3: very loud. And I realized that being in Canada. We
Speaker 3: were in Vancouver and we were at this like, you know,
Speaker 3: Vietnamese restaurant that was all Vietnamese people, and then like
Speaker 3: me and my mom and then this table of Americans
Speaker 3: that were this little woman was so fucking.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, and especially on vacation.
Speaker 3: And she wasn't saying sorry, so it was just like, yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: what was it? Oh? I had an interaction that was
Speaker 3: really bad with someone where I oh, oh, oh, I
Speaker 3: can't tell it.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I guess yeah, oh, go ahead.
Speaker 7: I mean to talk about that tall woman like you
Speaker 7: kind of expect better from Canada.
Speaker 3: Of like, oh, and this girl she had her boyfriend
Speaker 3: with her who was like all over her, but she
Speaker 3: was kind of like, ugh, So my mom and I
Speaker 3: determined like one hundred percent he got her their Aristore
Speaker 3: tickets and she's gonna break up with him right after
Speaker 3: because he couldn't stop touching her. I am so disgusted
Speaker 3: by couples that need to constantly rub each other's fucking
Speaker 3: backs at a show to show you how much in
Speaker 3: love they are. I'm again, thirty seconds at a time
Speaker 3: is fine, not the whole goddamn show.
Speaker 2: We get it. You're so in the just stay home
Speaker 2: and grope each other.
Speaker 4: I don't have to say that.
Speaker 3: I don't need to, and maybe I'm jealous, but I
Speaker 3: don't think I am.
Speaker 6: It's just too.
Speaker 7: Much PDA, Like I was like grossed out by PDA
Speaker 7: in my twenties, Like I truly, I truly do not
Speaker 7: need to go to Alivia Rodrigo concert and see somebody
Speaker 7: get fingered.
Speaker 5: Yeah else, Yeah, I mean that is why I'm there
Speaker 5: to do it, not to watch it.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I hear someone like I'll just be walking in
Speaker 4: a hotel thing someone laughs and the laugh is so
Speaker 4: uproarious and loud. I get angry.
Speaker 2: There's nothing in the world or a sneeze that's loud.
Speaker 4: Oh well, the sneeze, that's different. I think that the laughs.
Speaker 4: I'm like, there's nothing in the world that's as funny
Speaker 4: as you're laughing.
Speaker 3: That woman has a crush on someone nearby. And because women,
Speaker 3: women do a thing. I mean I know that I
Speaker 3: have done. Like when you are horny for someone, you'll
Speaker 3: laugh really out and like throw your head back and
Speaker 3: like it's like orgasmic. And so it's a way of
Speaker 3: like signuring like this is what it looks like when
Speaker 3: I'm coming, Like.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's interesting. So if I think about it that way,
Speaker 4: it makes it a little better.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And you get angry when women come.
Speaker 7: And some people also have very annoying laughs I am
Speaker 7: one of these people not loud, and it's I've ruined
Speaker 7: many comics like album recording.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, your laugh is great. I would, I would,
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 4: Your current or change it?
Speaker 7: I know it's still there. I came out last night
Speaker 7: and I heard myself do it. It sounds like I can't.
Speaker 7: I can't do it.
Speaker 4: You can't do it artificial.
Speaker 5: No, it's not artificial, but it sounds fake.
Speaker 3: No, your laugh is great. I totally disagree. I but
Speaker 3: I want to say one more thing. So remember when
Speaker 3: I went to the concert in Indy with my mom
Speaker 3: and there was a woman that like snuck into our
Speaker 3: section and she kind of smelled bad and she was
Speaker 3: just like taking up too much space.
Speaker 2: And then I got her kicked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I told her to move and then she
Speaker 3: moved in front of us, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: forget what the interaction was, but she took a picture
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that girl? And then I go, bitch,
Speaker 2: I took a picture of you.
Speaker 3: Don't even don't even try to post that like I
Speaker 3: got you too, Like we're both on I am. I
Speaker 3: We're at Vancouver Eras and I go, mom, look who
Speaker 3: it is? And fucking snuck in our row again, the
Speaker 3: same gutter punk bitch, the same woman with her little
Speaker 3: twitch like squirrel, with like Rabi's behavior, and she's by
Speaker 3: herself and she says the fun she makes me so sick,
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 2: She's snuck in again.
Speaker 3: And then she didn't fit in our roast as she
Speaker 3: moved to the one in front of us, and she's
Speaker 3: just she's not even paying attention to the show. She's
Speaker 3: just on her phone, just trying to get footage, and
Speaker 3: like her energy makes me sick. I know I'm being
Speaker 3: so mean because she's probably just like a struggling person,
Speaker 3: but I don't think she just was the And I
Speaker 3: was so wanting to sick a security guard on her,
Speaker 3: but I was like, no, be a better person, just
Speaker 3: let her enjoy her night. This girl literally probably doesn't
Speaker 3: have much living to live for. She's alone. She has
Speaker 3: a shirt where she's put all the confetti she's collected
Speaker 3: at Taylor Swift shows and stapled it on her shirt,
Speaker 3: so it's just like dirty confetti all over this shirt.
Speaker 2: But I took another picture.
Speaker 3: Of her and she saw me too, and I just
Speaker 3: goes like, mom, there she is in my Mom goes no,
Speaker 3: and I go from Indianapolis. She goes, no remind me,
Speaker 3: and I pulled up the other picture.
Speaker 4: I go, that's her second direct. But then also have
Speaker 4: the money to buy these tickets.
Speaker 2: She was the she's my mortal enemy. I just I can't.
Speaker 5: Stand the show fish like fish.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm the same thing, you know, like we're
Speaker 2: doing the same thing.
Speaker 3: But she but she's I would never ever have a
Speaker 3: seat in a section that I didn't like and then
Speaker 3: try to weasel my way to the front by finding
Speaker 3: like she was a weasel and she's by herself, and
Speaker 3: she was trying to blend in, like these people are
Speaker 3: just disgusting, like stay in your seat, I understand, Like
Speaker 3: I just, I was really just I don't know why
Speaker 3: she because I I guess even when I have shows
Speaker 3: and there's a couple of seats in the front row
Speaker 3: that I see empty, I'm like, someone should come over
Speaker 3: here and get them.
Speaker 2: So I'm a hypocrite, But she really bothered me.
Speaker 3: If she would have just done what she did at
Speaker 3: Eras Vancouver, I would have liked her and been like, oh,
Speaker 3: her shirt's cute and fun. But because of my indie
Speaker 3: interaction and then seeing her again and like you made
Speaker 3: it here too.
Speaker 4: You're beginning to understand how racists feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't understand.
Speaker 6: Could you smell her again? No?
Speaker 2: No, And I didn't smell her the first time. My
Speaker 2: mom said she was really bad.
Speaker 3: But man, I just it's not fair when you just
Speaker 3: don't like the way someone moves. You're just like, this
Speaker 3: isn't fair, Like that's not for.
Speaker 4: Like a boyfriend or something, or just like everything you do.
Speaker 3: And it's all based on like something from my past.
Speaker 3: She reminded me of someone I can't.
Speaker 8: I try to be a benefit doubt, like, oh, they
Speaker 8: don't do this that often, like someone on a plane
Speaker 8: will get up right away, or they'll do something they'll
Speaker 8: grab your chair when they stand up.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, I lose my mind over.
Speaker 8: But then I'm like, oh, maybe they just don't fly
Speaker 8: a lot. And I try to be empathetic, but it's
Speaker 8: like how do you not know? Like how are you
Speaker 8: just not a human being?
Speaker 3: You just don't understand how the Golden Rule didn't get
Speaker 3: Like I remember learning about the Golden Rule and being like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, that's such a great way to move
Speaker 3: through life. Just picture only do things that you would
Speaker 3: want like think it's it's it's almost a selfish way
Speaker 3: to look at things, like should would I want to
Speaker 3: be next to someone who's loudly listening on their phone. No,
Speaker 3: so I'm not gonna do that, Like yeah, it's not
Speaker 3: even like being nice to others. It's actually like I'm
Speaker 3: putting out there what I want. Why didn't don't people
Speaker 3: absorb it? Because I literally what I was going to
Speaker 3: do to the woman if I did approach her about
Speaker 3: her holding her phone because my internet, my pull on Instagram,
Speaker 3: which I don't think most ninety two percent of people
Speaker 3: said that they would have said something to her, I go,
Speaker 3: do I say something or I do not say something.
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything because she stopped doing it because
Speaker 3: your arm hurts from doing that that long, and she
Speaker 3: kind of lost and I kind of knew she would
Speaker 3: probably tire out by the time Taylor got like halfway through,
Speaker 3: so it stopped.
Speaker 2: So I didn't need to say anything. But I would
Speaker 2: have said something.
Speaker 3: What I was going to say is just show her
Speaker 3: the picture of herself and say, would you like this
Speaker 3: in front of you the entire show.
Speaker 2: That's what I was going to That was my plan
Speaker 2: of being like.
Speaker 3: Hey do you mind Maybe At first I was going
Speaker 3: to say, hey, do you mind like recording just a
Speaker 3: little bit lower? And then if she gave me as tod,
Speaker 3: I go, would you like this in front of you?
Speaker 3: Because I could stand in front of you and do
Speaker 3: it if you if you think that's an acceptable Wait,
Speaker 3: I was gonna then start some shit, yeah, because that's
Speaker 3: the truth. It's like, would you want this, then don't
Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 4: I think it might be because that there's now we're blending
Speaker 4: our online personality, which is becoming half of our life,
Speaker 4: with our in public personality, and it's becoming we're getting
Speaker 4: less practice at interacting with people in the real world.
Speaker 4: Right everything is online. I mean everything that's important is online. Yes,
Speaker 4: everything that you do, even when you do stuff live,
Speaker 4: all that matters is what happens the next day on
Speaker 4: the internet.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I said the most awkward thing yesterday to the barista
Speaker 3: that I'm friends with at the Starbucks down the street,
Speaker 3: like we're buddies. Like I see him twice a day
Speaker 3: every day, and I go.
Speaker 2: Hey, David, good to see you again. I go, how's
Speaker 2: it going.
Speaker 3: He's like it's crazy out there, Like he must have
Speaker 3: had like a day or something. He's just but it
Speaker 3: sounded like he was talking about the world. He's like,
Speaker 3: you know, what's wild? And I go, I know, jay
Speaker 3: Z raped a thirteen year old And I said it,
Speaker 3: like not loudly enough for anyone to like be disturbed.
Speaker 3: You could just tell that was like not what he was.
Speaker 1: I thought he was kind of like god the news
Speaker 1: cycle and he was like, yeah, it was just so
Speaker 1: it was and thank god he's like a nice guy
Speaker 1: who like knows my sense of humor because he knew
Speaker 1: who I was.
Speaker 3: But like, it just didn't land right, and I was
Speaker 3: obsessed with that at that moment. Like of course, to me,
Speaker 3: it was just like a colloquial thing to say, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Just disappoint us so much.
Speaker 3: He's stating that at Starbucks at on Sunset West, Sunset
Speaker 3: is altaaloma, I think, and Sunset.
Speaker 2: Is a is a real one.
Speaker 4: That's it for us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much for listening. We'll be back
Speaker 3: tomorrow with more show with the same group. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: And we'll recording it tomorrow so you're not getting a
Speaker 3: doubled up one and watching.
Speaker 2: On Timmel tonight and go'll be kissed Ye.
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