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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four one o six

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Speaker 1: one that you have a dirty little secret. So it's

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. Hi. We're calling you to see what

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret is. Hi. Oh oh hi wow,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you called me back. Hold how yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: are you in a place where you can tell us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Or we didn't call it in

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Speaker 1: the middle of something important right now? No, I mean

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Speaker 1: this is like important, okay, So tell us what your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is? Okay. Oh, I hate to admit this.

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Speaker 1: So I love my best girlfriend. She is the best,

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Speaker 1: but she's also kind of like a dirty hippie and

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Speaker 1: she doesn't shave anywhere. But my dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: that when it's summertime and she's the rocking tiptop and

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Speaker 1: I see that armpit hair, I'm like, oh, no, she

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Speaker 1: doesn't shave her armpits. No, she does not shave her

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Speaker 1: arm kittens, So why did you do so? One time

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Speaker 1: I just some like googled hair removal places and I

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Speaker 1: just put her email in and signed her up for

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Speaker 1: like information about afit air of hair, you know, and

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Speaker 1: she like keeps getting these calls. Like I looked at

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Speaker 1: the other day and they're like, Hi, we thowt that

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Speaker 1: you signed up for about lisformation for laser hair removal.

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Speaker 1: She's like, why aren't you called? Why that you just

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Speaker 1: basically are spamming her with laser hair removal hoping that

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Speaker 1: she'll get her armpit hair removed. Yeah, you know, just

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Speaker 1: a subtle hint, and like I've kind of been doing

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Speaker 1: this for a long time to her because a lot

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Speaker 1: of those mets thaws everywhere. You just kind of looks

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Speaker 1: them online, right, and so you just kind of throw

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Speaker 1: them out there and like some spaghetti on the wall.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh the other day, I like trying

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Speaker 1: her up to get this herbal place from a spa

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Speaker 1: in Italy. Oh god, all over the world they're recommending that.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. Well, thank you for telling us you're a

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Speaker 1: little secret. Of course, thanks for speaking it secret. Well,

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Speaker 1: this one's kind of funny. Um. I have a real

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Speaker 1: passion for France and their culture and you know their language,

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Speaker 1: and you know how many times any want to do

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Speaker 1: is I've never been. Oh, I've never been. That's I've

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Speaker 1: never been there. But uh, you go just like ah, man,

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Speaker 1: that's my wish. I just can't wait. Um but um, well,

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Speaker 1: the thing is, I really really want to go to

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Speaker 1: France and that's the reason why i've been, you know,

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Speaker 1: trying to learn French online. Okay, so I'm taking these

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Speaker 1: online courses and there's this little you know, it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's a lady that's under and she's helping me to

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Speaker 1: you know, get all the words down and everything. And

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Speaker 1: as I'm watching this, I'm just like looking at her.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, man, she's like she's really like like

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Speaker 1: nice looking at me, like I really had like this

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Speaker 1: attraction to her, and I'm just like it's still it's

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Speaker 1: weird because I'm like I'm starting to have like a

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Speaker 1: crush on her. But then like I'm starting to realize

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Speaker 1: what then was Like this is all prerecorded, like it's

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Speaker 1: like nothing, it's not like she's talking to me in

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Speaker 1: a lot of time. So so it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: I'm having a crush on It's like kind of having

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Speaker 1: crush on SERI. That's exactly what I was gonna say, Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: it's exactly say that's fun. Yeah, it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: having a crush. Yeah. So it's like, and I just

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Speaker 1: keep on logging in and I'm fighting, you know. It's

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Speaker 1: just like I'm also to logging in to learn, but

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Speaker 1: I I find myself logging in to look at this

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Speaker 1: lady what And I'm just like, man, you should try

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Speaker 1: and find so it's an actual person, right that like

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Speaker 1: pre recorded the video? Yeah, and I should be the

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Speaker 1: prerecorded it. You should try and find her own social Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you should. I don't even know how to do that,

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Speaker 1: but I really I'm feeling weirder than you. Trying to

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Speaker 1: use a facial recognition thing. Oh my god, man, I

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Speaker 1: can't even learn French properly. Do you think I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: use facial recognition software? Probably not. I still, you just

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Speaker 1: get to take it to France and then walk around

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Speaker 1: and ask around and eventually you'll find her France in

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Speaker 1: a small place. Oh no, but I'm going to do that.

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Speaker 1: I would. I would probably run into another I look

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Speaker 1: someone similar to her and fall in love with her too.

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Speaker 1: It's the other team for French. All right, Well then

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Speaker 1: you should get to France. Well, thank you for telling us,

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Speaker 1: you little secret. Pierre. Did you bill show on demand