Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off air show Steery Jones and here
Speaker 1: number one. Well, yes, I'm over here, he's not over
Speaker 1: there now. And uh, I'm just taking I start right
Speaker 1: off by doing my line and Greg Te's line. He's
Speaker 1: supposed to say, I'm over here, I'm over here now,
Speaker 1: he's not over here. Instead share Share is over here,
Speaker 1: now I'm over here. You have to put the microphone
Speaker 1: up to my technique, take it, take it easy of
Speaker 1: All Fair Show. Um, as we we begin our transition.
Speaker 1: I think the summer is going to be the transition time.
Speaker 1: We were telling everybody Share just on Monday, Greg T
Speaker 1: and I we've said that we think we're gonna split
Speaker 1: off into two different podcasts. I think it sounds great.
Speaker 1: So you and I will do something once a week,
Speaker 1: and then Gregg T and I will do something once
Speaker 1: a week. I think it sounds awesome. We might keep
Speaker 1: the Greg T and I thing called The All Fair Show,
Speaker 1: but maybe not. We have a big, big gas purple logo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks very cartoony. I don't know. I never liked it.
Speaker 1: From the beginning. I said, there's no way we're making
Speaker 1: t shirts of that, And so I and I feel
Speaker 1: like since since pretty much August when I came on board,
Speaker 1: there's been this whole like uproar whether or not we
Speaker 1: like the logo anyway and what we're gonna do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly it. It's almost all guest that's etting close
Speaker 1: to Yeah. And you know what, it was always the
Speaker 1: idea that, um, you know, my share Knows lives on
Speaker 1: beyond the podcast, which is why I try to explain
Speaker 1: to everybody, keep writing in your questions, because it goes
Speaker 1: other places when I do appearances, et cetera. And I
Speaker 1: love coming in here once a week, but I feel
Speaker 1: like there's so much to the Share Knows questions that
Speaker 1: the fans want to hear that sometimes it gets drowned out.
Speaker 1: And we've seen those we've seen those responses. So you
Speaker 1: and I doing something maybe could give more of what
Speaker 1: they wanted to hear. Maybe a little he said, she said,
Speaker 1: Oh I like that, he said, she He said, she said,
Speaker 1: with Skury and Share, that might work. I only say
Speaker 1: that because there was a couple in the sixties called
Speaker 1: Sunny and Chair and it says like Scury and Share
Speaker 1: it first, but maybe can we can we fight? We fight?
Speaker 1: We do that on Facebook Live. So yeah, so you
Speaker 1: can always get in touch with us at the Fair Show.
Speaker 1: We're still not going anywhere. You're still subscribed to this podcast,
Speaker 1: so we were still, you know, issuing episodes of the
Speaker 1: Affair Show. Greg Tilley back, I think maybe tomorrow we're
Speaker 1: gonna do another one. And and the way that this goes,
Speaker 1: we all know people are listeners. Know things take a
Speaker 1: while here, so take a little bit of time. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so but for now we are we we still are
Speaker 1: the off Fair Show. And um, we have before we
Speaker 1: get into your share Nose of the Week, we have
Speaker 1: some friends in the studio. First of all, I'd like
Speaker 1: to say hello to uh, oh god, do we call
Speaker 1: you Ricky Sanchez? Yeah, you call me Ricky. I'm so
Speaker 1: used to hearing intern Ricky from all of you, so
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird to hear just the Ricky part.
Speaker 1: But then you have a Twitter what's your Twitter name?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it's Ricky. Stand Now I changed it
Speaker 1: changed it. I changed because when when I first when
Speaker 1: I first knew you as as one of our interns,
Speaker 1: we were on the Elvist RM Morning show a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago. Yeah, I went to go follow you
Speaker 1: on social and what what was your what was your
Speaker 1: Twitter handle? I feel like if I say it, there's
Speaker 1: going to be an uproar. You could say anything you want.
Speaker 1: It was speaky Ricky, very clear you named yourself that. Yes, No,
Speaker 1: this wasn't It wasn't a nasty, rude, racist anything like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's clearly right away. Yeah, No, definitely not. It was.
Speaker 1: I am from a predominantly white town and a lot
Speaker 1: of my friends are white, so it was always kind
Speaker 1: of like a joke though, because it was I was
Speaker 1: the only Hispanic friend pretty much for a long time,
Speaker 1: so I just kind of was like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: speaky Ricky because I'm blunt and I'm out there and
Speaker 1: I'm crazy and psychotic, and everyone just kind of wet
Speaker 1: with it. No, but that's actually hysterical because I actually
Speaker 1: have to share this. I was from a predominantly Jewish
Speaker 1: neighborhood and I was Italian, my last name being Cascenza.
Speaker 1: They used to call me Cascenza with a joke, and
Speaker 1: it was adorable, you know. It was like a cute
Speaker 1: little spin on the name and it was adorable. So
Speaker 1: I'm totally with you on that one, right, would you
Speaker 1: be a pizza bagel then ye, maybe only if it's
Speaker 1: a real good bagel. But when Ricky, when I met you,
Speaker 1: I was just so I felt so dirty and calling
Speaker 1: you that. I'm like, I'm not calling you, but your
Speaker 1: your your your Twitter handle. Meanwhile, if you go to
Speaker 1: my town, everybody will say it no problem. And then
Speaker 1: you were like, you know, didn't you say one day
Speaker 1: you were like going to go on the air with us,
Speaker 1: and You're like, you could totally call me that on
Speaker 1: the radio. No. Well, I had said, I'm like, whatever
Speaker 1: the heck you guys want to say, it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: to me. But maybe maybe that has the stay in
Speaker 1: small town jokes that might be small town esfecially happy
Speaker 1: for one, you change your name? Oh yeah, it was
Speaker 1: Ricky Sam. Ricky Sam, Yeah, from the Coast Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Hi Jake, how are you good man? You're doing well.
Speaker 1: I feel like I haven't been here for the last
Speaker 1: like five minutes. But you know what's so funny is,
Speaker 1: you know, when introducing people into a room, you just
Speaker 1: can't see it anyone, you know, And we just kind
Speaker 1: of went off on a tangent and I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: a second, Jake's here too. Everyone forgets about we used
Speaker 1: to do the doorbell scary you know, we could have
Speaker 1: a couple of sound effects here. How about that doorbell?
Speaker 1: And where was my music sound too? Thanks for welcoming me,
Speaker 1: but no, you're here too, and I wanted to bring
Speaker 1: you in because I overheard you're saying something in the
Speaker 1: hallway about being a single guy living in Jersey and
Speaker 1: trying to find a roommate. Um. And before we get
Speaker 1: into that and share, I want your two cents on
Speaker 1: this because wait, do you hear this guy's problem? Uh? Yeah, Ricky,
Speaker 1: you do. I was really fascinated to learn that you
Speaker 1: actually you do a podcast on I Heart Radio, and
Speaker 1: we are all family here um on our heart radio.
Speaker 1: So why don't you tell everybody what your podcast is
Speaker 1: and what it's about. Sure, so it's called twenty something's
Speaker 1: Doing Nothing, and it's basically everything and anything that ever
Speaker 1: comes up in my life or a friend's life that
Speaker 1: seems that it would pertain to other twenty somethings, and
Speaker 1: we just go off on crazy tangents. There's literally no
Speaker 1: controlling my podcast anymore. I've basically accepted that it's just
Speaker 1: like a playoff, like like a Seinfeld does the comedians
Speaker 1: and cars drinking coffee. It's yeah, it's literally just start
Speaker 1: with one thing and it goes into seventeen other like
Speaker 1: a carpool karaoke, like a James Cordon deal. Twenty something
Speaker 1: is doing nothing. Do you record it in a studio? Yeah? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Let me let me give you a word of advice.
Speaker 1: If you really want the podcast to go to the
Speaker 1: next level, just take a digital recorder and record it
Speaker 1: in a different place every time. I guarantee you're gonna
Speaker 1: have more interesting shows, because that's one of the problems
Speaker 1: with this podcast and podcasting is we do it in
Speaker 1: a freaking studio and it's the same view and the
Speaker 1: same backdrop. I think that you'd be in a different
Speaker 1: frame of mind if you record it in a bar
Speaker 1: one day, or maybe love that in the park or
Speaker 1: in the summer's coming hot about the beach, you want
Speaker 1: to go to the beach screach, Let's go to the
Speaker 1: beach idea. So what was given a recent thing that
Speaker 1: you guys have done on on that podcast? So last
Speaker 1: week we actually I found a personality test and you know,
Speaker 1: not one of those Cosmo bs circle random things. It's
Speaker 1: a legitimate personality test, and I took it with my
Speaker 1: friend while I was in Canada, while we were like
Speaker 1: drinking wine and we're relaxing, and we just started tripping
Speaker 1: out because it's so on point and it tells you
Speaker 1: exactly who you are. We should do that here exactly.
Speaker 1: Who want to steal from? Come do it? It's a
Speaker 1: sixteen personalities dot com. Okay, how long is the test takes?
Speaker 1: It doesn't take too long, although it took me a
Speaker 1: little longer because it tells you not to do any
Speaker 1: neutrals and it gives you a scale. So I'm doing
Speaker 1: It's gonna blow your mind. I'm writing it down. I'm
Speaker 1: writing it down on my pad, my share nos bad.
Speaker 1: It's gonna blow your mind. That's great science. It's supposed
Speaker 1: to tell you who you are. Yeah, I would say
Speaker 1: probably about fifteen minutes to actually probably put yourself in
Speaker 1: the position of do I do that? Do I not
Speaker 1: do that? A lot of times I read them and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't do that, and then after thinking
Speaker 1: about I'm like, yeah, I do that, Yeah, I do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like you have to take a moment and actually like
Speaker 1: really be honest with yourselida. That's really kid and now,
Speaker 1: so okay, so everyone could find your podcast on I
Speaker 1: Heart radio and as it on iTunes yet iTunes, I Heart,
Speaker 1: It's everywhere. It's called twenty Something's Doing Nothing, And who's
Speaker 1: in it? It's just me as the main host, and
Speaker 1: then I have alternating co hosts every week take someone different.
Speaker 1: Jake's actually been on it a few times too. Some
Speaker 1: of my greatest ones were with We've done some interesting
Speaker 1: things on that podcast about it. My favorite, my favorite
Speaker 1: episode was our Juice Cleans episode. Well it was the
Speaker 1: post Juice Cleans episode, so we did a Juice Cleans
Speaker 1: and then we recorded an episode the next day, and
Speaker 1: it was probably one of the funniest things that I've
Speaker 1: ever done. Agreed, because we went into it thinking the
Speaker 1: next day. We went into this podcast thinking that we
Speaker 1: both made it through the whole day, and then we
Speaker 1: discovered halfway through the podcast that both of us had
Speaker 1: eaten at some point throughout the day because you know,
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to you were doing a full clean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were doing Oh that's hysterical. Yeah, I'm so hungry.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm so hungry too, and I say
Speaker 1: that neither of us are doing somebody else is at
Speaker 1: the door. Wait, hold on, it looks like it's David
Speaker 1: Brody coming in. You have to press the button there,
Speaker 1: Brody's up. What's going on here? I was caught in bed.
Speaker 1: I was caught in bed with the neighbor. Yeah, you're playing.
Speaker 1: He's got like, Uh, I'm upset, okay, because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: know the studio recording my Walkers and Talkers podcast. Otherwise,
Speaker 1: if you love plug for, if you love the Walking Dead,
Speaker 1: Fear to Walk and get Her Preacher, you want to
Speaker 1: check out Walkers and Talkers on your iHeart Radio. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I'm in there and I go to turn on
Speaker 1: something to monitor what we just recorded, and I put
Speaker 1: on the channel that monitors this studio, and I hear
Speaker 1: the podcast going on about how Ricky's best podcasts are
Speaker 1: with Jake, some of her best podcasts. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder what they're recording. I thought, I thought maybe
Speaker 1: she's doing her twenties Something's podcast also on iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1: We just talked about that. Never asked me to be
Speaker 1: on it, even though I even though I hired her
Speaker 1: twice and got her job. Something that makes you sixty
Speaker 1: five something's doing that. I am wowow, but okay, he
Speaker 1: did a punchline color. But but so I come in
Speaker 1: here and I see you and share who I've been
Speaker 1: sitting on your podcasts. Great feedback. I think your kid
Speaker 1: people not only am my funny, I'm also sensitive and deep.
Speaker 1: I gave relationship advice the last time. People like so
Speaker 1: many sides to by, so many sides like bring it on,
Speaker 1: and that and that girl that we gave advice to
Speaker 1: that I gave advice to. I feel that girl was
Speaker 1: like in her twenties early thirties. I was able to
Speaker 1: give her advice not a problem, nice fatherly advice. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's not fatherly advice. Continue. So it was.
Speaker 1: Sharon looked at me like, wow, I am. She looked
Speaker 1: at me almost like I was desirable. But you're a
Speaker 1: little upset that you feel slightly because you feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like you hoard me for two weeks and
Speaker 1: now you're like, oh, I'm gonna bring some youth to
Speaker 1: the podcast because you're in your forties, son of a bit.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna GeTe. I'm gonna get Jake
Speaker 1: and Ricky to a Brody's former interns, bring them in,
Speaker 1: not wow, never did either one of them say we
Speaker 1: should probably get Brody. We are our lives to him.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, that's okay, that's all right, It's okay.
Speaker 1: He's taking a big turn turn. Okay, say you're invited
Speaker 1: to come in. I told you, Brody, the door is
Speaker 1: always open to you. Don't the door I asked for you.
Speaker 1: I was like, Barty, I don't understand I need something.
Speaker 1: You're more than nobody asked about you. Brodie, you snitch.
Speaker 1: We're actually we're gonna do a share nose here in
Speaker 1: a second. But but I overheard Jake talking about getting
Speaker 1: a new roommate and it why don't you just tell
Speaker 1: your story because I'm like, this is interesting and I
Speaker 1: know that Share has some perspective on this, and Brody,
Speaker 1: maybe you could add your father time with inside youthful youthful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. I need to go on my Face
Speaker 1: Time Live right now and see like you guys see that.
Speaker 1: So Scary's taking taking some shots at me for for
Speaker 1: because on our fifteen minute morning show podcast, I ripped him.
Speaker 1: I rip him a new one. And then during the
Speaker 1: Elvis stray in Morning Show, I write jokes other people
Speaker 1: to take shots at him, getting back at because podcast
Speaker 1: my turn is it? I gotta great these podcast and
Speaker 1: then he quite that I thought it was shares podcast.
Speaker 1: You'll like gonna be on it anytime youle no matter
Speaker 1: who you have co hosting, they shine right exactly. We're
Speaker 1: talking about so many podcasts. I'm not really sure what
Speaker 1: the reason you hear any reason you're here is because
Speaker 1: Shared can't push the board and she doesn't know what
Speaker 1: in jah And now back at you anyway, anyway, I
Speaker 1: gotta go ahead of the Walkers and Talkers podcast. No, No,
Speaker 1: what kind of what are we talking about? Situation? Half
Speaker 1: a situation? Is this about how your ritz is dogging
Speaker 1: into be his roommate? No, no, I'm past that. That's
Speaker 1: not even It's a different This is something else, more
Speaker 1: problem issues. Well, now the issue is now that I
Speaker 1: don't want yours to be my roommate, which I never did.
Speaker 1: I have to pick somebody, and I've gone on Craigslist
Speaker 1: and I'm picking a random person. Yes, So there's a
Speaker 1: lot of strange people that you'll get when you don't
Speaker 1: say I've gotten this woman who was a pastry chef
Speaker 1: and she was a windsurfing advocate and like, that's interressing
Speaker 1: you can make, but I want to look at the guy.
Speaker 1: But anyway, So I just h I just got a
Speaker 1: response from a guy yesterday and I looked him up
Speaker 1: on Facebook and he's a male model, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't live with a male model roommates. Why not?
Speaker 1: He's going to bring it all hot chicks. That's not
Speaker 1: gonna help me. He's going to bring it. You're you're
Speaker 1: thinking about it that way? Yeah, advice comes in that
Speaker 1: you go pro. I can't believe how knowledgeable you lo.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem any girl Jr. Home that he's going
Speaker 1: to see his old jacket and his photos and his
Speaker 1: cool sports car parked out in front, and his cologne,
Speaker 1: and go, oh whose bedroom is that? Oh that's my roommates. Wow,
Speaker 1: look at all that stuff he has. Because he's a
Speaker 1: male mom, I'm gonna look at the stuff. They're gonna
Speaker 1: look at him and we're like wow that And the
Speaker 1: guy is gonna come home looking great, and he's gonna go,
Speaker 1: oh that guy. You look at Jake and go huh.
Speaker 1: Well you know what. Let me tell you, sense I
Speaker 1: agree with you. Counterpoint, here's what you should move in
Speaker 1: with the male model because he's gonna bring home far more, many,
Speaker 1: many women than you will. And then you get hot
Speaker 1: girl overflow because they're gonna bring them in for himself. No,
Speaker 1: because he's gonna bring it. They're gonna bring in the
Speaker 1: froom's gonna happen. He's gonna bring them in for himself. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring a few women over, and then they're
Speaker 1: gonna go with him with all his hot chicken. Then
Speaker 1: he wins because he gets off. He brings home four
Speaker 1: fucking smoking hot women. Right, This isn't a porno, isn't
Speaker 1: an orgy, and said, you don't know where you're getting
Speaker 1: on one, and you can as your question. Let's say,
Speaker 1: let's say there is a hot girl that you're seeing, right,
Speaker 1: hot girl, right, but she's got four guys like you,
Speaker 1: right overflow, you're one of the overflow. Now you're one
Speaker 1: of the dates of the hot model. You come over
Speaker 1: to the apartment and there's a girl who's the attractive
Speaker 1: equivalent of Jake. Are you gonna overflow bang that girl?
Speaker 1: You are not. You are not banging. You are not
Speaker 1: sanging a Jake level attractive girl. Jake girl number one,
Speaker 1: the girl who's dating the hot guy who has to
Speaker 1: be hot most likely herself, is suddenly gonna go, well,
Speaker 1: he's got another girl. I'm gonna go bank skinny Jake
Speaker 1: because he's got a great personal This is Wait a second,
Speaker 1: don't minimize Jake over here, Jake, you could bring home
Speaker 1: some hotties. Okay, let's just bring it on. J you
Speaker 1: could bring home some hottie. Let's call it on the carpet.
Speaker 1: Is he bringing you home? Is he bringing you home?
Speaker 1: I would ruin Jake's life. Well that's true. Actually yeah,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean you can't solid point. Yeah, Actually,
Speaker 1: hold on a second, you have advice. Hold on, first
Speaker 1: of all, let's look at this totally home with because
Speaker 1: I'm because I'm going to avoid that because we're we're
Speaker 1: in we're convised. Yes, yes, I but would you go
Speaker 1: on female Jake? I would? Um? Would I go home?
Speaker 1: You know with as home with Jake? There you go
Speaker 1: home and watch TV. There you got for you? You
Speaker 1: open the door in my car. Host from Walkers and
Speaker 1: Talkers on Heart Radio, Jamie is coming in. But wait
Speaker 1: a second, I think you got to look at the
Speaker 1: bigger picture on this anyway, because what's what the bigger
Speaker 1: side of this is what's that room might going to
Speaker 1: be about. So have you lived with women before? Okay,
Speaker 1: so I am being a model, have dated models and
Speaker 1: they're a lot more Um, I guess you say work
Speaker 1: a lot of times, then you might anticipate. So maybe
Speaker 1: the real key is is that you need to meet
Speaker 1: this person and see if your personalities job in the
Speaker 1: first place, because get away from the girl thing and
Speaker 1: the hot thing and the everything else thing. You might
Speaker 1: not you don't know what this person's like to live with.
Speaker 1: Like a model's life is a little bit more complicated.
Speaker 1: There's a lot involved with entertainment. First of all, it's
Speaker 1: all about it's all about our bodies. It's a lot
Speaker 1: of working out. So he might be bringing a lot
Speaker 1: of Jym stuff into the house. He might be annoying.
Speaker 1: He might actually be somebody who and I'm not saying
Speaker 1: it's annoying, but I'm saying, if your livelihood is different
Speaker 1: than this, you may like to cook a lot. He
Speaker 1: may be very into, like, you know, stuff that's overly healthy,
Speaker 1: and maybe you're not. I don't know if you are,
Speaker 1: but maybe it becomes something where the free just like
Speaker 1: completely packed up with stuff. Maybe as people over and
Speaker 1: they're doing like a lot of photo sessions where they're
Speaker 1: trying to check out different poses, see what they're building
Speaker 1: up for for their next shoot. Um, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of fashion stuff involved, a lot of clothes coming in
Speaker 1: maybe the whole entire place. It's much easier to be ugly,
Speaker 1: like he just come on the couch saying that. There's
Speaker 1: a lot more to attracted, a lot of shop, a
Speaker 1: lot of take topic. I'm beautiful and I hate my life.
Speaker 1: That was a great topic we had. There's all these
Speaker 1: hot people. That's the one you didn't talk right exactly. No, really,
Speaker 1: this guy says, you know he wants he's a male model, right,
Speaker 1: but what if he's a hand model. I mean, to
Speaker 1: what extent is his due to model? It's he's definitely
Speaker 1: it's not just his hands. He's hot. Yeah you've seen pictures.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey, if he still needs a place to live,
Speaker 1: if you try them down, Rick, you'll take him share
Speaker 1: any and he can have those qualities that I don't like,
Speaker 1: not necessarily just a model. It could be some other
Speaker 1: rando that's like he's a I don't know, random occupation
Speaker 1: doctor with crazy hours and you're not just qualifying him
Speaker 1: because he's a model. But you're saying, there are these
Speaker 1: other things that come with a male you know, being
Speaker 1: with a male model in your apartment, that would be
Speaker 1: at all the things that share saying. Plus, because he's
Speaker 1: overflows a real thing. He's coming home with four girls.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get one of them. I'm telling you here's
Speaker 1: another thing. Though. Maybe maybe it's uh, maybe it's a
Speaker 1: win win. Maybe it opens up your eyes to other
Speaker 1: things and new environments and like new things. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: something like you guys kind of mesh on and you
Speaker 1: start going new places and you start doing things that
Speaker 1: are more in the entertainment field, more than just what
Speaker 1: you get to do in this job. Do you see
Speaker 1: his face right now? Though literally it might be good,
Speaker 1: and you don't even know what his what his sexual
Speaker 1: preference is yet. Also, by the way, I don't even
Speaker 1: know that he's really attractive. He's probably gay. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say that we don't know that, and that's what
Speaker 1: I was going for. Scary keeps talking about overflow. By
Speaker 1: the way, if he's gay, he's gonna bring up twice
Speaker 1: as many hot guys to the apartment that shakes women
Speaker 1: are gonna look at Okay, he keeps talking about overflow.
Speaker 1: Hold share you dated models, right, Let's say you are
Speaker 1: overflowing the guy you're dating, and Scary is the roommate.
Speaker 1: What would it take for Scary to be overflow? Sex
Speaker 1: for you not gonna happen. It's okay, the look on
Speaker 1: your face. You'd be like, do you have any friends?
Speaker 1: And then he'd be like, yeah, here's Jake, and then
Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, you have any grown up friends?
Speaker 1: But what about I used to read about women getting
Speaker 1: into guys age. Now, First of all, there is something
Speaker 1: more to people than just to look. Some try not
Speaker 1: to be too shallow, but on an initial meeting, if
Speaker 1: you're somebody that's going for that specific look, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean what you're saying is is that if you're going
Speaker 1: for like the Abercrombie model look, then you're that person
Speaker 1: that wants that look, then you're gonna be less prone
Speaker 1: to Possible is bright and worldly and into sports and
Speaker 1: into photography and do some great things. And the person
Speaker 1: who dates him might also be into things that Jake
Speaker 1: is into. So it's not about dating that model the
Speaker 1: women that come to the house. I'm concerned with the
Speaker 1: women coming to the apartment for Jake. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: could not be into the people that he brings over
Speaker 1: because they're way over my level. I'm assuming. No, well,
Speaker 1: you're a model. Models date ugly people all the time.
Speaker 1: Hit into a star buddy. No. No, he's saying that
Speaker 1: the people that the model brings are not people he
Speaker 1: may be interested in. The real issue here and the
Speaker 1: Jamie you Jamie joined jamimess Ahi. Jamie's here. She works
Speaker 1: at light FM in New York. And uh, but I
Speaker 1: mentioned Jamie's my coast of walkers. So j Jake, Jake,
Speaker 1: um the little boy you're sitting next to you, he
Speaker 1: Jake was almost my roommate. I forgot, So you'll tell
Speaker 1: that story in a minute. Jake on Craigslist he wants
Speaker 1: a roommate and one of the applicants is a hot
Speaker 1: male model, which is sort of redundant, right, not a
Speaker 1: hand model, And Jake is a friend to part with
Speaker 1: him because all of James dates will be like, who's
Speaker 1: the hot guy? And he can't compare to a hot model.
Speaker 1: So that's the topic. Why don't you comment on that
Speaker 1: end or tell us how you almost Jake's roommate? I
Speaker 1: feel like that would be just too much drama. I
Speaker 1: met my roommate off Pankless and it's a guy and
Speaker 1: he was in the Air Force and it worked out great.
Speaker 1: But if I saw a model, I'd probably like in
Speaker 1: the next yeah, but should Jake live with a model?
Speaker 1: Give you a dating Jake and the hottest guy on
Speaker 1: the planet walked in, your head would snap a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's snap, but I mean like I want the head
Speaker 1: to snap for me and not some there's more people
Speaker 1: have some self esteem, man, give yourself have confidence, but
Speaker 1: when somebody of that level walks in, then it kind
Speaker 1: of just like brings down your confidence, especially if you're
Speaker 1: living with that person, and you know anybody that you
Speaker 1: bring home is going to have to you eat this dude,
Speaker 1: and you are not that insecure that you think that
Speaker 1: a girl that you love is going to beat the
Speaker 1: you live with Greg t So not really a big deal.
Speaker 1: You with a guy, whatever his real name is, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is my closet. He's got a
Speaker 1: sex room you couldn't compete with, you know what. You
Speaker 1: know what's funny though, it is my my guy friends.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of guy friends, and when they're
Speaker 1: like in a picture or something with another buddy of
Speaker 1: theirs and and purely just friends. And he's like a
Speaker 1: hot guy standing next to him. I don't know him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, who's your buddy? They get all self like.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who is that? And all of a sudden
Speaker 1: they're like they're like, oh no, no, no, you don't
Speaker 1: want him. I'm like, well, why what's wrong with him?
Speaker 1: And sho, no, no, no, he's not for you. He's
Speaker 1: not good enough for you. And I'm like, I just
Speaker 1: was asking a question who he was. It was just
Speaker 1: an initial question. I check my Instagram. I got a
Speaker 1: blue checkmark. Okay, there's I dude with the blue check mark. Exactly.
Speaker 1: That's exactly scary, you know the confidence thing, right, my
Speaker 1: roommate r the blue check walks next to face my roommate. Now,
Speaker 1: everybody loves my roommate. Now, he's a very attractive guy,
Speaker 1: but he's older. He's thirty, so that's not a worry
Speaker 1: of like the women that I'm bringing I mean older.
Speaker 1: I didn't say he's the people that I'm bringing. Well yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: But the people were not interested in him because it's
Speaker 1: such a big age difference. Well, I mean I had
Speaker 1: a girlfriend for a year old story. She was five,
Speaker 1: and how old are you? Ricky old hot guy? Debatable,
Speaker 1: brought wealthy single? Honestly, probably not. You wouldn't. Only I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna tell you exactly why. I would probably
Speaker 1: have a lot in common with them, and I would
Speaker 1: probably like them. But I feel like you're getting well whatever,
Speaker 1: because when you're in your thirties or you're getting to thirty,
Speaker 1: you start thinking about marriage, settling down kids. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a good way to put it. When you were twenty four,
Speaker 1: would you do one year old? No, I feel like
Speaker 1: you're just different. You're not just doing You're different than
Speaker 1: other people because I feel like a lot of women
Speaker 1: your age are thinking about that already. Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: I'm not at all by any means. So that's just
Speaker 1: turned thirty three, Jake, you tap that. I almost lived
Speaker 1: at her, so I can't. But she was ready. Way
Speaker 1: to call her today on the air because my boss
Speaker 1: made me join Bumble, So now I'm on there because
Speaker 1: I want dating stories. So a woman called today and
Speaker 1: she goes, my son's twenty six, and I want to
Speaker 1: set you up with him. He's so handsome. How old
Speaker 1: do you when I go thirty three? She goes, she goes,
Speaker 1: she goes, Actually you sound a lot younger. She's like uh,
Speaker 1: And then she got really offer and I'm like us,
Speaker 1: lash mom. If six and you're calling a light FM
Speaker 1: radio station, first, you've got bigger problems. Definitely not. He's
Speaker 1: living in her basement. Hey, if he needs a roommate,
Speaker 1: Jake's looking at Would you live with a roommate that
Speaker 1: was a model? Would you even care? You're pretty confident,
Speaker 1: would you can really care? I'm super confident you have
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Confident. But even if I didn't, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to just erase, just trying to put myself in
Speaker 1: with blinders on. Even if I didn't have a girlfriend,
Speaker 1: even if I wasn't married and I was totally single
Speaker 1: and totally and uglier than this, you did? Would not
Speaker 1: you live you live with? You live with? Rich? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I was in this situation. Rich Davis, who
Speaker 1: was who's a DJ's Guy's a relatively well known guy.
Speaker 1: He's on serious, he's married to a supermodel. He was
Speaker 1: a hot guy. That a hot guy after Greg team
Speaker 1: moved out and he brought the hot girls home all
Speaker 1: the time. How many of his how many overflow did
Speaker 1: you get? Zero? Right? But how many times did you
Speaker 1: complain that girls you brought home were checking him out
Speaker 1: every night? Right? Just figured this out? Is that time
Speaker 1: in my life because you're a hot guy? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I can? I listen rich Rich by the way,
Speaker 1: that's that's a hold on ten years ago. Ten years
Speaker 1: ago when when he lived with Scary he was even
Speaker 1: better looking. And I'm not saying he's not good looking now.
Speaker 1: He's a great looking guy, but he's also really personable,
Speaker 1: fund into sports, he's awesome to christ would do him.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't let me answer the question. There was not
Speaker 1: one times following him now, there was not one time
Speaker 1: I felt it fury. It was not one time I
Speaker 1: felt insecure. It was not one. Yeah, but you went
Speaker 1: to bed a lot of nights feeling yourself. I got
Speaker 1: ban I had my own stash. I didn't need, I
Speaker 1: didn't need. Yeah, yeah, well that was what everybody called her.
Speaker 1: Harry Shares looking at the picture of this model, Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to see him. What do you think we
Speaker 1: had a second though? We hang on? Something just hit
Speaker 1: me venus, No, um, he's in a relationship doesn't matter
Speaker 1: the girl hold on it maybe worth no, I mean
Speaker 1: cuddled up in pictures on Facebook, which we all know
Speaker 1: that does mean something. I mean, you're putting it out
Speaker 1: there for everybody that you're with someone, even putting relationships
Speaker 1: that is that he's twenty four, he's a male model,
Speaker 1: he has a hot girlfriend. I'm assuming how successful could
Speaker 1: he be if he's looking for a roommate, which was
Speaker 1: the other thing I was going to say my part
Speaker 1: actually too so he probably can't afford much more. Well,
Speaker 1: that was the other thing I was going to bring up,
Speaker 1: was that I don't know how much curity it is
Speaker 1: for somebody unless you really know how significant they're doing
Speaker 1: in the industry. The industry is one of those things
Speaker 1: that's very flip flop. So be real careful getting a
Speaker 1: roommate that he's in anything of the industry unless you
Speaker 1: know that they're pretty made, because I'd be scared of
Speaker 1: what they don't know, thinking made get made? Yeah, pretty made,
Speaker 1: But i'd be careful of that. And you probably look
Speaker 1: a lot hotter to the girls actually because you actually
Speaker 1: have a full time job. Maybe And I don't know
Speaker 1: his personality, Okay, Ricky you're at a bar. You see
Speaker 1: you see Jake Job. You just set the women's moving years.
Speaker 1: This is the thing though, too. If we're just gonna
Speaker 1: say stands, you're not thinking jobs. You're not thinking, oh
Speaker 1: is he a nice guy? You're thinking he's really hot.
Speaker 1: I want to jump his ball. Last one night stand, Ricky,
Speaker 1: Oh god, very long? What day of the weakest. I
Speaker 1: was just gonna say, I don't know, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know about the one night stand thing, but
Speaker 1: definitely the idea that if this is somebody that was
Speaker 1: you know, it depends. Every situation is different. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: Each situation is different. But I think on an overall
Speaker 1: we just made a judgment call here that there's like
Speaker 1: seventy two negatives to like a few positives. So I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess it's not going to work for this guy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Mike, you're too attractive. I can't have you.
Speaker 1: That's probably why he's having a problem finding to begin
Speaker 1: another I had another guy the other day who was
Speaker 1: not like I wouldn't look at him and be like
Speaker 1: he's a threat, but he had no personality. So I'm
Speaker 1: like trying to find this happy media. If he has
Speaker 1: no personality, then the girls you bring over will have
Speaker 1: no interest to him. That's true. You want Okay, so
Speaker 1: you're looking. Are you looking for a guy to play
Speaker 1: video games with? Or you're looking for a guy who
Speaker 1: will not interview you and your girls coming home? Both?
Speaker 1: He wants both. He wants it all. I want too much.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. That's game. If you play video games? Yeah, done,
Speaker 1: there you go. She'll bring her own video game and
Speaker 1: she's not interested. But you said you wanted to. So sorry,
Speaker 1: so sorry. We can't help you. I'm scary. You answered
Speaker 1: the question. You have suation. Don't live with him? Okay,
Speaker 1: but no, but I live with someone successfully. Okay. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, don't worry about it. Be your own person.
Speaker 1: You're confident, you have security, you have a lot of
Speaker 1: self esteem. I would say moving with him anyway, try it,
Speaker 1: trying for six months, give him a contract, sign on it,
Speaker 1: and if you don't like it, can't be here. You
Speaker 1: could do a month to month type of leave. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I want somebody everything in Yeah, but you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe just don't do a roommate or turn them off,
Speaker 1: make arrangement. Make the arrangement like the old show threes
Speaker 1: company make the arrangement that you get to say and
Speaker 1: he has to agree that any girl you bring home
Speaker 1: and go, yeah, he's gay, and he has to he
Speaker 1: has to play along. Oh yeah, Mike, Mike's gay, or
Speaker 1: you're just saying that he's attractive. No, Mike, you're gay, right,
Speaker 1: absolute late. That's the stipulations if he says he's gay.
Speaker 1: And this is where the interests the solution. So we
Speaker 1: have to do our share nose of the we have
Speaker 1: we have a listener email. We didn't even get to that. Man,
Speaker 1: we just did a whole podcast. Yeah we did. I
Speaker 1: don't know I should we even tend to read? That's fine.
Speaker 1: I love this. I like going off on tangents and
Speaker 1: I love my music, so like going off on you.
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. I'll take this. You are all right?
Speaker 1: Check it out. Everybody. You can go to hashtag share
Speaker 1: nose on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Are you getting a lot
Speaker 1: of d ms lately? Tons? And not the fan page
Speaker 1: we're on Facebook. We have the fan page under share
Speaker 1: nose fan page now. So it was a spot where
Speaker 1: I felt like everybody could at least keep the messages
Speaker 1: in one spot because they're going all over the place.
Speaker 1: If it goes down in d M, guys trying to
Speaker 1: hit you up on the d M. Listen, you know
Speaker 1: it's on the d L. But whatever is Jake's mail
Speaker 1: model friends, and I think he might have just hit
Speaker 1: me up face Jake says, he it over. So so
Speaker 1: people write to you hashtag share NOS. Make sure you
Speaker 1: keep sending your questions and we love that, and email
Speaker 1: us at the Afair Show at gmail dot com and
Speaker 1: on Facebook share NOS fan page. All right, so what
Speaker 1: do you got for us? So? H This actually started
Speaker 1: because of something T said back when he started doing
Speaker 1: his little round Davus and not being in the podcast
Speaker 1: with us. He said, you know, Share, It's like we
Speaker 1: had this relationship and now we're long distance. Hey, what
Speaker 1: do you think about long distance relationships? So all of
Speaker 1: a sudden that that was an influx of these questions
Speaker 1: that came in. Share knows what do you think about
Speaker 1: a long distance relationship? Could it actually work? They work?
Speaker 1: So I now that I have so many people in
Speaker 1: studio with us today, this is great. So the deal
Speaker 1: is is that yes they work, right, everybody knows they
Speaker 1: could work, but you need to put in effort and work,
Speaker 1: which is something that we just talked about that sometimes
Speaker 1: in your life you're not into the mood to do that.
Speaker 1: You want to just kind of go with the flow,
Speaker 1: have somebody around, you know, take advantage of the relationship.
Speaker 1: When it's in town and it's there and it's something
Speaker 1: that's current in your life, you don't want to have
Speaker 1: to work so hard on it. So if you're the
Speaker 1: person that needs somebody there or you want that thing
Speaker 1: where you have that person at your back and call,
Speaker 1: this is never going to work for you. But if
Speaker 1: you're not, there's a few things. Five things you can
Speaker 1: do to make this relationship work. Number one. Number one, Okay,
Speaker 1: hands free and FaceTime have come in very handy for
Speaker 1: our long distance relationships. Why because you could actually go
Speaker 1: around and go about your business on an everyday level
Speaker 1: without having to make it like such a chore that
Speaker 1: you're actually like talking to this person, so you can
Speaker 1: include them in your everyday life. And that's part of
Speaker 1: what I'm walking around with. Like holding my phone up
Speaker 1: to my face, you can either hold your phone up
Speaker 1: to your face or you keep it just a hands
Speaker 1: free where you're on your headset and you're talking to them,
Speaker 1: so like, if you're going to the store, you don't
Speaker 1: have to be like, hey, I gotta get off the
Speaker 1: phone right now, a substitute for real life face to face.
Speaker 1: Of course not. But this is not a choice. It's
Speaker 1: not a choice. I apologize. I misunderstood what you said
Speaker 1: when you said hands free FaceTime. I thought there was
Speaker 1: masturbation involved. That's next. I thought you were liked hold
Speaker 1: my sex thing and my phone sex part is coming up,
Speaker 1: because you need to si that, No, we're not skipping that.
Speaker 1: We were easing into it. For God's sake, my god,
Speaker 1: take it a second, little lighter, all right, listen. So no,
Speaker 1: but don't you agree that exactly you're going on the
Speaker 1: twnny something that. So don't you agree though, that if
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship with somebody and they were around,
Speaker 1: you'd be seeing them, let's say at night, or you'd
Speaker 1: see them like whatever, it was twice a week, whatever,
Speaker 1: So you don't have to actually like show them what
Speaker 1: you're up to because you guys are around each other.
Speaker 1: But if you're in this long distance relationship, somebody's in California,
Speaker 1: r I live by coastal New York, l A. That
Speaker 1: is like one of the hardest types of relationships, but
Speaker 1: it's manageable if you want it to be. You have
Speaker 1: a time difference. You know, you're doing different things. You're
Speaker 1: running around like a crazy person. So one of the
Speaker 1: things you could do is keep them involved with your life.
Speaker 1: So like if I was coming in here, maybe I'd
Speaker 1: keep them on my headset and I'd be like, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: you know what going in to do the podcast right now?
Speaker 1: You want to listen in? You know, you kind of
Speaker 1: make them a little bit of a part of it
Speaker 1: that they don't feel like they're never it is. But
Speaker 1: that's that's the point. If you want to I know,
Speaker 1: James the guy with the guy he's listening in. I'm single.
Speaker 1: I keep it single. I can't long distance because I
Speaker 1: don't want to put the effort. If I want to
Speaker 1: put the effort, and I'm really good at it, I didn't.
Speaker 1: But that's the other thing. You got to own it.
Speaker 1: You have to know if you want to put the
Speaker 1: relationship effort in. If I'm not in the mood to
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, there's it's not happening. But
Speaker 1: when I'm in the mood to it could happen. So
Speaker 1: then the other thing is they say that if you
Speaker 1: set regular times. So when I did a little research
Speaker 1: on this, they say that almost every other couple in
Speaker 1: the world right now is in a long distance relationship
Speaker 1: because of the economy, because people are moving around because
Speaker 1: the jobs, because they're not as available in your home
Speaker 1: town anymore. So there's some real life. College is a
Speaker 1: huge one, like when you're in college and you're trying
Speaker 1: to have that like love relationship and the person ends
Speaker 1: up graduating and then they want to keep it going.
Speaker 1: That's another big one. And people say that there's so
Speaker 1: much of this right now that the other thing that
Speaker 1: helps with that is these regular times to talk. Now,
Speaker 1: for me, I think that's crazy because I have such
Speaker 1: a crazy schedule. I could never say to somebody, if
Speaker 1: I don't call you a two o'clock it means that
Speaker 1: I don't care about you, like I mean, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But they're saying that if you set times, it actually
Speaker 1: makes the relationship stronger, because it's like you guys are
Speaker 1: saying I know, but they're saying, you guys actually should
Speaker 1: try to do this. So that's another thing that they've
Speaker 1: put out there, is that regular times at that point
Speaker 1: to like it's like and then point where it's like
Speaker 1: for me to be in a relationship that you go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's almost seven o'clock, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to call her. That's what I'm trying That's what they're
Speaker 1: trying to. That's what they're saying in front of me
Speaker 1: right now, and Master Bay because here's the other thing.
Speaker 1: Here's the other time they say that. On the other
Speaker 1: hand of that, don't stop your your life because if
Speaker 1: you do, you'll become an insecure psycho. So that's another thing.
Speaker 1: And I believe in that percent that people get really
Speaker 1: crazy when they're away from somebody because they're just they
Speaker 1: have their own insecurities already and then they just build
Speaker 1: up like crazy. Have you guys ever been in a
Speaker 1: relationship where somebody just gets insane because you don't contact
Speaker 1: them right away or you're not giving them the attention
Speaker 1: that you didn't realize I need it started, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: you have no patience with you people left that last
Speaker 1: three years before the people don't let it go. But
Speaker 1: in long distance relationships, is this part of the work
Speaker 1: effort that they're talking about. You have to actually put
Speaker 1: the time in and say, Okay, I'm going to actually
Speaker 1: go about my business. Though I'm not gonna stop seeing
Speaker 1: my friends on a Friday night because you're gonna get
Speaker 1: insecure that I'm going out. I'm gonna pick somebody else up.
Speaker 1: But I'll call you maybe when I get home, or
Speaker 1: let's set that time before I go out. So it
Speaker 1: this way, we're at least talking. You know, it really
Speaker 1: has to be the effort. Broutie. You hit the nail
Speaker 1: on the head with this one, because again, because you're
Speaker 1: thinking outside enough to pat your own back. We didn't
Speaker 1: even invite you. Oh my god. But and then and
Speaker 1: then you have to you have to realize that then
Speaker 1: it goes to the physical side. So the whole thing
Speaker 1: that screws up at distances. You have a lot of
Speaker 1: you have a lot of phone sex. You do. Let me. Really,
Speaker 1: that's a good sign too. Are you plugging yourself there? Ye?
Speaker 1: Shape like, what is this the thunderbolt? Oh my god? Now,
Speaker 1: but you know what, it's just the idea that if
Speaker 1: you want to put the effort in, all these things
Speaker 1: do make sense for somebody. Some listener right now that
Speaker 1: did right in is asking because they're trying to make
Speaker 1: it work. So there's a little bit of a difference here.
Speaker 1: We're kind of talking is people who are in the
Speaker 1: moment in our own world right now, and that's totally respectable.
Speaker 1: And that's that's the way that I even speak to people.
Speaker 1: I not about talking for them. But if you're calling
Speaker 1: and you're you're writing into me to ask how do
Speaker 1: you make it work? You don't want to hear the
Speaker 1: things that would have been coming out right now that
Speaker 1: it's work and it's this, and it's that, and it's
Speaker 1: a chore, and why would I want to stop my life?
Speaker 1: You're looking for these right reasons, and the right things
Speaker 1: to do are set a regular time, get on your
Speaker 1: hands free sometimes do FaceTime, um, get physical so details.
Speaker 1: You need to text sporadically sexy text you have to.
Speaker 1: You have to do sex thing thing. You have to
Speaker 1: do sex things. You have to because if you don't,
Speaker 1: it's going to kill the relationship while they are out
Speaker 1: Next Anthony Wiener, you don't have to send dick pics
Speaker 1: to sex. That's don't do that. Actually, that's that's it's
Speaker 1: kind of the intimacy of not doing that, and it's
Speaker 1: like getting sexy, like, hey, babe, what are you wearing today,
Speaker 1: what's going on? How's day going? You know? I was
Speaker 1: feeling you know, I missed you this morning, the little comments.
Speaker 1: It doesn't even have to be all about, Hey, I
Speaker 1: wish I had you naked next to me. I mean
Speaker 1: you could, but it doesn't have to be so blunt.
Speaker 1: It's about the anticipation of it. But should the woman
Speaker 1: lie about what she's wearing? Like if I text you
Speaker 1: and say, what are you wearing? And you're wearing sweats
Speaker 1: because it's your bloated day, I don't want you to
Speaker 1: tell me, right, Yeah, I don't scared you really want
Speaker 1: them to go. I'm wearing my oversized Lulu Lemon pants
Speaker 1: and I can't fit into my jeans. But the point
Speaker 1: is is that we all know how to be sexy
Speaker 1: when you're with somebody you have to actually train with
Speaker 1: right now, but I have my period. That would be
Speaker 1: a lie then, right I'm guessing you would have to lie.
Speaker 1: If you were on your period, you would have to lie.
Speaker 1: You definitely should lie anyway, He's wait a minute, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, what if you call her every day for
Speaker 1: like three months and she's on a period all the time.
Speaker 1: That's not right now, But again. At least you know
Speaker 1: she's not pregnant. That's true. No, but you know what
Speaker 1: the idea is, he's dying though, he's bleeding to death.
Speaker 1: I'm saying period every day, I'm so sorry, and says
Speaker 1: she's not on a period for six months. You're like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: he missed a period of five months. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be daddy to these poor off air heads that wrote
Speaker 1: in because they're trying to salvage their distance. Listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast as opposed to other day. The more vulgar vulgar,
Speaker 1: the better they love this ship. I'm just saying, you
Speaker 1: have to be about your law on Twitter. Bleeding to
Speaker 1: death okay, but if you're in a committed relationship with
Speaker 1: a woman, even then her menstruating is part of life.
Speaker 1: That's what I was just gonna say, was that kind
Speaker 1: of what did I understand what your life is like
Speaker 1: for that week? Right? And the honesty is another thing
Speaker 1: that they say. They say even if you you know,
Speaker 1: you got to keep it alive though, so you can
Speaker 1: still say things like, hey baby, I wish you know
Speaker 1: you were here so I could wake you up with
Speaker 1: you know, all right, as you like if I was
Speaker 1: on face time. Oh my god, no, we're not done yet.
Speaker 1: Another thing. You got to confront the trust issues. The
Speaker 1: second somebody starts acting up and saying things like, hey,
Speaker 1: why are you going out doing that? Who's your friend?
Speaker 1: Bah blah blah, confront them. Nobody likes to in relationships,
Speaker 1: but don't let it dangle on because that relationship is
Speaker 1: going to be over. The other thing is is the goals.
Speaker 1: The biggest thing about keeping a long distance relationship alive,
Speaker 1: and this has been apparently proven, is that you have
Speaker 1: to set the goal as to when the next time
Speaker 1: is you guys are going to see each other. Apparently
Speaker 1: keeps the anticipation up and it keeps the happiness because
Speaker 1: that date. Don't don't keep it just going out there like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, maybe next week, maybe
Speaker 1: next month, six months down the road, you're still like
Speaker 1: something to look forward to, the right, but the phone
Speaker 1: sex is the most important thing. There's so many things
Speaker 1: that I've heard recently that I wish I heard before
Speaker 1: my relationship ended. Really not that it would help you, Jake, No,
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, just saying yeah, but
Speaker 1: these seriously, some of the tips that come up are
Speaker 1: things that everybody kind of knows, but they just needed
Speaker 1: kind of thrown in their face a little bit. And
Speaker 1: that's what the share Knows is all about. It's kind
Speaker 1: of just analyzing it, putting it together and saying, listen,
Speaker 1: this is what I think, this is what I would do.
Speaker 1: But here's even better. Here's some stats for you, so
Speaker 1: you could see what other people did to make their
Speaker 1: relationships work. Now, so shar knows, keep it physical. It's
Speaker 1: a necessity, the mental health and sex sex correct. Thank you,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. You know what, These five tips sound exactly
Speaker 1: like marriage. They do. Yeah, I didn't know. There's no
Speaker 1: physical sex. You spend your time masturbating, You call and
Speaker 1: text occasionally. You have to make up a date in
Speaker 1: advance where you might go out to dinner. This is
Speaker 1: my favorite podcast ever. I love this one. This is
Speaker 1: a great episode. Trust issues. Remember episode number one? Everybody, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's always on her period. That's marriage. I'm sorry. Sorry.
Speaker 1: That's to the Walking Dead podcast and any other podcast
Speaker 1: you guys, Jamie and podcast the Non Existing one. Yeah, Jake,
Speaker 1: what's your podcast? It's the Doesn't Exist Way Podcasts with Jake?
Speaker 1: What do we do on Facebook? Love? Because we keep
Speaker 1: forgetting scary. I keep promising our fans that we're going
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