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Speaker 1: Hey, Welcome back to Bombing with Ericondrey, in the podcast

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Speaker 1: where I talk with friends, comedians, musicians, and other creative

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Speaker 1: people about their worst moments on stage and getting annihilated

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Speaker 1: by a live audience. This week's guesses comedian rapper Zach Fox.

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Speaker 1: He talks about his time doing stand up in black rooms.

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Speaker 1: There it's the whitest of white rooms.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into it. Bombing with Aeric Andre.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna talk about bombing. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a story for your past, Like, what's

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Speaker 1: the worst you've ever done on stage? Like have you

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Speaker 1: ever got a glass bottle thrown at you or booed

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Speaker 1: off the stage.

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Speaker 3: Or definitely got booed off stage.

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Speaker 1: Do you do stand up in black rooms like urban

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Speaker 1: Knight or do you only do like alternative rooms or

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Speaker 1: mainstream rooms.

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Speaker 3: I've done both, Yeah, and I've had a bad time

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Speaker 3: in both. Yeah. Okay, the blackest room I ever did

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Speaker 3: was in Detroit, Okay, and I remember I think I

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Speaker 3: wipe it out disassociating, Yeah, like I'm in it in

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Speaker 3: because and I can't even tell you what I was

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Speaker 3: saying because I think I was like, Yeah, what's up.

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Speaker 3: I'm Zach, I'm from Atlanta and I just hurt somebody

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Speaker 3: in the back like this nigga, you're already on the

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Speaker 3: off the love list, so it just it already started

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Speaker 3: kicking in and the silence and the you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean, and like I'm in your intro, just your Setupta. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I was. I was green and and like you know,

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Speaker 3: like I think when I started standing up, I was

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Speaker 3: definitely like I want to be as like abrasive edge,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, because I thought that would

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Speaker 3: you know, but this is Detroit. They're like shut up

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Speaker 3: like whatever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I remember I had like like my pants were

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Speaker 3: like slightly too short. Uh they were like high water

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Speaker 3: a little bit. And somebody like called that out. And

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Speaker 3: you know, black people, they don't we don't have to

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Speaker 3: like really say anything. We could just say look at

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Speaker 3: his nigga pants And that got more last than what

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Speaker 3: I was setting up. I was in the middle of

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Speaker 3: a setup or something and just look at his pants,

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Speaker 3: just look at them, just observe him. That hurts. It hurts.

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Speaker 1: Ye Did you just walk off stage like I want

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Speaker 1: a quick comedy or were you like, uh.

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Speaker 3: You I think that time in the other worst one

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Speaker 3: I had, which was in uh, Salt Lake City, Utah.

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Speaker 1: She went from the blackest show to the whitest show, absolute.

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Speaker 3: Other side of the spectrum and bombed at the racial

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Speaker 3: polls in the spectrum of c in America exactly where

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Speaker 3: it's not them, it's you. That's what God say, It's

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Speaker 3: not them. You're wait what happened in Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to tell I think I was. I

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Speaker 3: was just riffing. I was like, just fucking with the crowd,

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Speaker 3: and I was I didn't realize how talking about Mormons

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Speaker 3: and talking about Mormon shit in fucking Utah is like

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Speaker 3: talking about Nipsey Hustle in La. Like you have to

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Speaker 3: have a sensitivity, super sensitent like. And I didn't realize that.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just like, you know, it's my first time

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Speaker 3: there and I'm talking ship and I mean, the black

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Speaker 3: room didn't boo. They were there was still like, you know,

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Speaker 3: they were still giving me a shot. They were just

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Speaker 3: like this guy looks funny and he's like nerd. But

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Speaker 3: the white room was like boom, shit boo, nigger, no

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Speaker 3: hard art. No, it started a chance. It was in

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Speaker 3: the forties.

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Speaker 1: Strom was yeah, no, wait they booed you off stage.

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Speaker 3: No, I stayed, Oh you stayed? They talk You know

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Speaker 3: that that one was the worst because that one felt like,

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Speaker 3: you know, it's saving private Ryan where his ears are ringing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like bringing bad when Walter White's like having a

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Speaker 1: pantser melt down.

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Speaker 3: You're hearing muffled sound. Ye ship and yeah, uh that's funny.

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Speaker 3: I think uh. I think Alex Huggins was there. Actually

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Speaker 3: really I.

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Speaker 1: Was just talking to him, so he was there, so

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Speaker 1: he witnessed you. Oh yeah, he's from Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 3: That was either yeah, yeah, and he was you know,

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Speaker 3: he was having a fantastic time because of it. He

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Speaker 3: the context of it that I was just and just

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Speaker 1: Was it just the Mormon jokes that that turned them

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Speaker 1: or was the whole thing just do I think.

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Speaker 3: The whole thing? They were just like fuck you go away. Also,

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Speaker 3: it was like like I'm sure you've had this experience

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Speaker 3: doing stand up before. Someone doing music is the worst?

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Speaker 3: Is ass like the worst objectively because those people came

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Speaker 3: to get in a completely different vibration.

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Speaker 1: They don't mix at all at all, at all, ever.

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Speaker 3: No, ever, unless you are telling jokes over like a

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Speaker 3: guy playing saxophone or some shit. Yeah maybe, and who

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Speaker 3: does that work? I mean one of you has to die?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, according to the crowd, Yeah no, it doesn't work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's two different mediums.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen it?

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Speaker 2: Like go?

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Speaker 3: Well, like have you done it?

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Speaker 1: The old the only time?

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Speaker 3: And it doesn't really count?

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Speaker 1: Like I saw Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall and

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Speaker 1: you had to live quality open up. But they're so

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Speaker 1: famous and people are going specifically for them that you

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Speaker 1: don't need to win over the crowd at all. At

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Speaker 1: that level of fame, there is like a threshold of

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Speaker 1: fame where you can get away with mixing the two.

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Speaker 1: But until you're at that echelon, if you're starting out

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Speaker 1: and stand up and not even starting out, but like

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Speaker 1: just like having to introduce yourself to the crowd in

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Speaker 1: a way be like yes, I do stand up too,

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Speaker 1: and I'm good at it. If you're before or after music,

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Speaker 1: or there's music involved, and it's that kind of up

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Speaker 1: because music you don't have to pay attention yeah, jokes,

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Speaker 1: you have to pay attention.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and music you can stand.

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Speaker 1: You can kind of drift in and out your attention

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Speaker 1: spand can drift in and out. You can walk out,

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Speaker 1: you can walk in. You can dance to it. Stand

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Speaker 1: up you have to sit and watch. You don't stand

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Speaker 1: while you watch TV. You sit while you watch TV,

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Speaker 1: and you pay attention while you watch TV. A comedy

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Speaker 1: on TV, So it's the same for stand up. So

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Speaker 1: stand up has it requires something different audience, But the

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Speaker 1: audience doesn't know that. They don't know the nuances, and

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Speaker 1: it's not their job to know. It's not their job

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Speaker 1: to know. They don't fucking know.

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Speaker 3: A concert, you could just at any moment start screaming

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Speaker 3: at the top of your lungs. And when there's a

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Speaker 3: part of the show where someone's like, hey, let me

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Speaker 3: change that etiquette real quick for me, not for you,

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Speaker 3: but for my stories that I want to tell you,

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Speaker 3: you're like, you can naturally be like, no, yeah, I

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Speaker 3: don't care. CARDI playbook, CARDI is about to I don't

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Speaker 3: give a fuck what your dad whoever did.

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Speaker 4: It's like, you know, right with a rendre, with a rendre,

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Speaker 4: what's the worst you've ever seen somebody bomb And this

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Speaker 4: can be like a concert.

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Speaker 3: Or it doesn't have to be comedy.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, it can be like a freestyle rap battle

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Speaker 1: or something where a white guy came up and said

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Speaker 1: the N words like I.

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Speaker 3: Bunched in the face. I just saw that recently.

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Speaker 1: That's what I thought about.

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Speaker 3: I might have said it to you, but you know,

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Speaker 3: I've seen some I've seen some some pretty bad ones. Uh.

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Speaker 3: I got a homie who's who's hilarious. Hell, he's gonna

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Speaker 3: he's gonna hate me for bringing this up. Actually change.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to change because because he's he's he's

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Speaker 3: too dope for me to to change his name. And

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Speaker 3: he would appreciate this, but he didn't really he I'll

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Speaker 3: tell a great story of a man bombing and completely

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Speaker 3: taking it back and then winning. It was a night

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Speaker 3: where it was me rest in peace, Jack Knight, Quentin Brunton, I, oh, uh,

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Speaker 3: Jamar neighbors, and I want to say there was there

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Speaker 3: was one more comic, but we did the belly room

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Speaker 3: and uh, you know everybody, Oh, Clayton English was there

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Speaker 3: and like everybody killed and it was super dope and

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Speaker 3: Thundercat was there and room was packed great people Mexico did.

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Speaker 3: It's my homie Mexico, justin from Atlanta, one of the

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Speaker 3: funniest people I know. But you know, he was trying

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Speaker 3: to do some stand up. He was like, let me

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Speaker 1: Is he not a stand up and he's trying to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not a stand up. And he was like,

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Speaker 3: let me try it out. And we put him on stage.

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Speaker 3: We let him do five. It was like the worst.

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Speaker 3: It was like I think at one point he just

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Speaker 3: stories and people like we're fucking with They were like, okay,

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Speaker 3: we see like some potentials that were like we know

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Speaker 3: he's funny and that for your first set is better

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Speaker 3: than most people get, you know, people being like yeah,

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Speaker 3: we like you. Yeah, that's the biggest battle. So people

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Speaker 3: liked them, and then we continue with the show and

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Speaker 3: then Steven Thundercat is like, yo, like, don't tell anybody

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Speaker 3: about I think Dave might show up, And I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 3: the show is ending by this point. Uh, we're all

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Speaker 3: making fun of Mexico, like a you know, first set,

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Speaker 3: you suck like that. Dave walks through that back door

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Speaker 3: then people in the hallway who are leaving the comedy store.

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Speaker 3: When you say when you say Dave, you say you

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Speaker 3: mean David Banner. Yeah, David Banner, rapper from Mississippi, an

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Speaker 3: activist walk through with when Dave. I think Dave ben

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Speaker 3: walked through with the Ten Commandments. Dave Banner like super

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Speaker 3: religious now or something. Well, he's like super political and religious,

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Speaker 3: but he actually.

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Speaker 1: The guy that the guy whose lyric is finger fuck

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Speaker 1: your pussy like you want some girl.

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Speaker 3: He's very religious. Yeah, he's on an African like it.

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Speaker 3: There's a change. There's been a change one thousand percent. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I only know of the old Dave Banner. It's got

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Speaker 3: like this salt and pepper like fu manchu beer. Wow,

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Speaker 3: I've not been keeping up with David Banner. I thought

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Speaker 3: he was just talking about Vagina's Yeah, he's consciousness not coochie.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Interesting yeah, interesting, Okay, but we're talking about Dave Chappelle. Yes,

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Speaker 1: squeeze a Dave Banner reference to Day and every episode.

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Speaker 3: Uh so, Yeah, Chappelle walks in Mexico, you know, has

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Speaker 3: like no kouth about it. Like Dave walks in and

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Speaker 3: goes straight to the stage and he's like on stage

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Speaker 3: with Dave, like taking a selfie and shit like that.

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Speaker 3: There's a picture actually on my wall in my office,

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Speaker 3: a screenshot of his ig story with Dave looking scared.

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Speaker 3: But uh yeah, Dave goes up. All the people like

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Speaker 3: start filing back in and everything.

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Speaker 2: Dave.

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Speaker 3: This is like right before his last big special run

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Speaker 3: or something like that, and he talked for like two

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Speaker 3: hours and he was like blackout drunk already.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: Chappelle was yeah, he was like fuck and yeah. So

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Speaker 3: Someone's got to get you there.

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Speaker 3: And then it just went away, and well you called Howard.

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Speaker 3: Are you into like uh aphrodisiac type ship for for sex?

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty easily hornied. Yeah, Like I'm not like, I

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Speaker 1: Oh finally, thank god I had all these green eminem's.

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Speaker 1: embarrassment after the next.

437
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 3: For sure.

438
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, those hurt just humiliating, like final text humiliation.

439
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,719
Speaker 2: Just like why did I send that?

440
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: Why is there a permanent record of that? And then

441
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: Apple was fronting like, oh you can delete tech now

442
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: it's like all right some of this humiliation. Nah that

443
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: it says like edited to makes it worse.

444
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 3: There's endless files of the most embarrassing ship you've ever sent, for.

445
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: Sure, everywhere every ye if do you think about every

446
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,640
Speaker 1: email you've ever sent, it's just permanently in cyberspace.

447
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 3: When did you when did you just officially stop? Did

448
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 3: you ever have a moment of being like, let me

449
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 3: watch what I like search on the internet? Search? No,

450
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 3: because search you can you can empty your cash. I

451
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 3: feel like everything I type on that ship is going

452
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 3: directly to like some lady named Sheila.

453
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean probably, like I think about I

454
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: think about the camera on your phone, it could like

455
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: be hacked at any time.

456
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 3: You know, you want to know what the most embarrassing

457
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 3: thing someone can look at is when when you have

458
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 3: the YouTube app on your TV and someone's like, oh,

459
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna search for this for this video?

460
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, my the cortisol in my body because you think

461
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 1: other ship you previously searched it was gonna pomp up,

462
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: and it is. It's it's it's always there.

463
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 3: And I'm always like, are they gonna look to the

464
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 3: left and see that I searched, like my name.

465
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: I thought you just met your like porn interests because YouTube, YouTube.

466
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 3: Is where you're embarrassing ship lives because everybody's porn is

467
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 3: like embarrassing, right, you know what I mean? But like

468
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 3: no one could.

469
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 1: Really porn is a shared embarrassment. It's share we all

470
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: have to give into our reptile brain when you search

471
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: like get the poison grown hair removal, mister pimple popper

472
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: or whatever those yeah.

473
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 3: Just anything like that. It was like, oh, this nigga

474
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 3: got ingrown hair.

475
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Speaker 1: On his but you can't clear the clear the search

476
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: you can.

477
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 3: But I mean, YouTube is really where I searched, like

478
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 3: the most embarrassing because you're looking for tutorials on things

479
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 3: that you don't already know how to do, which as

480
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 3: a man, can be very vulnerable. That's true. That's true,

481
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 3: Like I don't know how to make things. You're vulnerable

482
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 3: in that thing.

483
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I might My fear is that I'm

484
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: gonna be on porn hubbed j n O and then

485
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: like some Russian spies gonna like get like zap into

486
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: my camera and see me farting and jerking off and

487
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: eating peanut M and m's in bed like like the

488
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: lowiz in like a fucking free Comedy Central merch shirt

489
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: that I got at a fucking after party for some

490
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: rap shot.

491
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 3: Pizza right here, pizza like a parrot on the show,

492
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 3: just the lowest version of a man.

493
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: I farted while jacking off the other day and I

494
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: was like, I am a fucking pig. I don't belong

495
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: in the in this house. I don't belong in any

496
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: and I believe in a I don't belong in a neighborhood.

497
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: I don't belong in an indoor structure. Take me off

498
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: road and shoot me. Take me like I should live

499
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: out in a barn with like donkeys, fucking chett lit

500
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: bonies and sheep just sleeping hay, because it's it's just

501
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: so like I'm a fucking scum like you.

502
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 3: Netted and then it all came out.

503
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 2: I was.

504
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 3: Fell in my belly button clues, eminem you can't get it.

505
00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: Out blow it off. I'm like, I'm a fucking horrendous

506
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: we la la oh this it was humiliating, that's fucked.

507
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

508
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: I was like, I below, I should live outside. I'm subhuman,

509
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: so fucking low.

510
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: So low.

511
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 3: I'm forty, I'm forty years old.

512
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: And I did though.

513
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, pretty at the same it's fucking rough.

514
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,880
Speaker 3: But but you know what, in the moment felt great.

515
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: It wasn't until like, it wasn't until like your post

516
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: nut brain wears off that you're like, I'm a fucking and.

517
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 3: You feel so that you come again. I'm stuck in

518
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 3: a loop. Eric Andrex come fart Paradix. It's like an

519
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 3: infinity symbol of coming in forty snake eating its tail

520
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 3: and jizzing in its mouth, farting. Oh god. Yeah, in

521
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 3: the moment, you feel great.

522
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and as soon as all those fucking chemicals wear off,

523
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: you're like, you look at yourself, You're like, I'm a

524
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: fucking disgusting piece of ship. Yeah, fucking piece of ship.

525
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 3: Dude. Can you imagine coming and farting and you gotta

526
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 3: you're getting a foot massage. Oh if I did it

527
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 3: with anyone in view, I would kill myself. And two

528
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 3: people are twisting Q tips in both your ears. That'd

529
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 3: be amazing. Oh my god, that'd be amazing. You might

530
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: just shit.

531
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you're on you're on one of those Japanese

532
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: toilets that cleans your asshole.

533
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 3: Oh my god, foot massage.

534
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: You're coming, You're farting, you shitting, you tipping the perfect

535
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: part of your ear drum. You're getting a COVID test. Toue,

536
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: it's hitting a G spot you didn't know about.

537
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 3: Oh, somebody's just brain in your hair. It's like better

538
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 3: than that ahuascar or something, probably transcended. We might need

539
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 3: to put that together. Yeah, organize that. That's a spa

540
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 3: I want to go to that might actually feel good.

541
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 3: Over where I live, there's a there's a barber shop

542
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 3: in a in a time massage place, like like catted

543
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 3: corner to each other. I'm like, why don't you just

544
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 3: knock that fucking wall down.

545
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, combo, come on, man, pizza hut, taco bell combo

546
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: right there.

547
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 3: Barbershop time massage. Yeah, yeah, that's a one stop shop. Yeah,

548
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 3: that's might walk on your back while you getting the

549
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 3: lineupped up, The lines all fucking jagged, bleeding out of

550
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 3: your temple.

551
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 2: Ship.

552
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 3: Fuck, well, I think that's it right. Anything else? Peede

553
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 3: on myself one time, not on stage, but did you

554
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 3: be on yourself? Yeah, Peede on myself as an adult?

555
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean?

556
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 3: I was trying to catch the train in Atlanta, and

557
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 3: you know the training the marta.

558
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: I like, maa, I don't think I've wrote baby, I

559
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: gotta get on there. I don't want to get on

560
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: that ship.

561
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 3: That ship goes in two directions, you know what I mean.

562
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: You've seen like the map, it's like just the cardinal direction.

563
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 3: And I was leaving from like midtown Atlanta, and I

564
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: was in the station. I had to peece so bad,

565
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 3: and uh, I couldn't find anywhere to go. I tried

566
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 3: to go to like the back where like all the

567
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 3: engineer shit is just rats like running just past my feet.

568
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 3: And I go into this elevator and it's on the

569
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 3: second floor, and I start pulling my ship out to

570
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,479
Speaker 3: pee in the corner of the elevator because that's all

571
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 3: I can find. And as soon as I pull it out,

572
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 3: it starts descending and I look out of the glass

573
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 3: because it's a glass are at this point, I'm not

574
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 3: but I'm looking down and through the corner of the

575
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 3: glass of the floor as it's descending, there's just a

576
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: massive family, like i'd say about seven deep, and those

577
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 3: little white girls and white boys in this family. And

578
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, my worst nightmare is like a sex charge

579
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 3: with my black dick out. And I start to you know,

580
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 3: I start putting it back in to zip it up.

581
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,959
Speaker 3: But you know, once you like hit the pea button,

582
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 3: your body's like we're peeing. That's it.

583
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

584
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 3: So I'm standing and as the door opens to this

585
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 3: white family in Atlanta who are just coming from like

586
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 3: a baseball game or something, they just see me standing

587
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 3: there with a peace spot descending down both sides of

588
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 3: my legs, and I think I started crying a little bit,

589
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 3: like because that had never happened to me before. And I

590
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 3: just I like got I had to get on the

591
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 3: train and like ride it for like an hour.

592
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: That's it.

593
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 3: Just Ranch smelled, hep smelled. Oh that's rough, all right, man,

594
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 3: that we did it all, we did it. Thanks buddy,

595
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 3: This is fun.

596
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: Appreciate it.

597
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 3: Hell yeah cool.

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00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,080
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