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Speaker 1: We welcome back to another episode of In Your Host

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollack. Yes that Kevin Pollock's that fan, more like

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Speaker 1: knocked me the funk out fan. But I digress. Let's

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Speaker 1: be a chain, no particular orders. Say hello to James

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Speaker 1: Johnny Stuff gravy Easter. What was your favorite part of

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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving supper? Uh? My favorite part of Thanksgiving supper? Uh

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Speaker 1: was you know and pick one guess? Oh, God, your head, guess.

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Speaker 1: I guess it was the turkey. Even though it was

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Speaker 1: the biggest pain in the ass. I enjoyed that part

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Speaker 1: of it the most. I it was it was an

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Speaker 1: adventure to cook. It was a glorious finishing touch in

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Speaker 1: the mouth. I don't know if that's what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: The final shot was glorious. Um yeah, how many pounds

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Speaker 1: I'd don't know because it was a medium sized turkey

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Speaker 1: from from Whole Foods, and I looked for the poundage

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Speaker 1: because I wanted to know how long to cook it,

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Speaker 1: and it just didn't say, yeah, no, I think it's

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Speaker 1: in mediums. I think it did say somewhere on the

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Speaker 1: packaging it how to have said the number of pounds?

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Speaker 1: It's not? Oh well, I had thrown away the wrapping

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Speaker 1: of it, but I had the receipt and the receipt

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Speaker 1: was for a medium sized turn and Bingo I believe

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Speaker 1: was his name. Oh now, please welcome a tool saying

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Speaker 1: not dr saying anything memorable from your Thanksgiving? Um? We

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Speaker 1: I'm always a big fan of the sweet corn dish. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't I forget what that's called corn. If I may,

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Speaker 1: it's called corn because corn. Yeah, this place we got

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Speaker 1: our things given from made a great It's like a

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Speaker 1: dessert almost, And so yeah, that's number one. This place.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to I think it's st K, but

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Speaker 1: I think it goes by Steak. I assume SK the

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Speaker 1: Steak Joint. Here's Jackie Deruth. Oh my gosh, closet audio, queen,

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Speaker 1: what went right with your Thanksgiving? Um? The Dog Show,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that definitely went right and I always

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Speaker 1: enjoy watching it. A big fan of a big dog

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Speaker 1: winning and Claire was absolutely massive and the dog winning

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Speaker 1: beston show being named Claire. Wow, well, yeah, pretty great,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that. And now here's Craig Atkowski with sportsco.

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Speaker 1: The Washington football team demolished the Dallas Cowboys yesterday and

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Speaker 1: I missed the entire game because I was asleep. Who

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Speaker 1: let you have it? Sammy? And last, but no pie.

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Speaker 1: If you think him, it's Joey Greer turkey killer. How

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Speaker 1: was your Thanksgiving good? No one believes me, but I

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Speaker 1: made the turkey two pies, I mean pumpkin and pecans tates.

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Speaker 1: How many pounds were your your turkey? Fourteen pounds? Fourteen pounds?

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Speaker 1: So how long did it take to cook? I cooked

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Speaker 1: that at the three five for about two and a

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Speaker 1: half hours. You want to go a hundred and sixty

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Speaker 1: five internal temperature one six? I don't know if that

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Speaker 1: was enough time. Joey, well whatever, A lot hotter one

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Speaker 1: sixty five is all that matters. How you getting no?

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Speaker 1: And and let me tell you this, I had to

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Speaker 1: like to get the turkey dead up to that weight.

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Speaker 1: It's a mission. It is because you gotta keep feeding them.

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Speaker 1: You gotta keep feeding. It's just stuff and stuff and

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Speaker 1: stuff until it's a hundred sixty five pounds. Let's do

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Speaker 1: one comes from Jet, who wrote Long Time Listeners, second

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Speaker 1: time writer. Now because of the compulsory mask wearing in Australia,

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Speaker 1: no one can see me laughing and think I'm absolutely insane.

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Speaker 1: You guys make my day ninety four point two percent

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Speaker 1: more enjoyable. Sorry for my last suggestion of a kid

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Speaker 1: becoming president, it was too long, much like this email

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Speaker 1: to make this one more simple. It reads as follows.

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Speaker 1: James dies from caffeine overdose. Good luck and happy improvising

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Speaker 1: Jet g from us. This is this Mr Heeney's residence. Perhaps,

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Speaker 1: who may I say? Is calling? Uh? Hi, let me

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Speaker 1: get off my phone, look into the ring camera, sir,

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Speaker 1: right there on the door knob Hi, Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: a folders coffee. We're just dropping off for a monthly

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Speaker 1: fifteen pounds with the coffee. So I just what I

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Speaker 1: need to sign for it? I pick up Mr Heeny's

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Speaker 1: coffee at Costco. I'm not sure what this is about, sir.

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Speaker 1: Could you, uh we just drop it off all right?

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm told this is my road. It was identification?

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Speaker 1: Sorry sorry ring tour? Is that Mr? Mr? He needs not?

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Speaker 1: It's the folders guy. Oh did you order fifteen pounds

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Speaker 1: of coffee from Folder? No, that would be ridiculous. You

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Speaker 1: get my coffee from from Costcrow. That's ridiculous. I'll handle this, okay,

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Speaker 1: handle very well here now Mr Heeny, could you step

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Speaker 1: a wake up? I need to private conversation. Okay, sure,

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Speaker 1: I'll be out back. Okay where I'll sign this back?

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Speaker 1: Let me call you back. I was on the phone,

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Speaker 1: so you were on the phone. Okay quick, I need

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Speaker 1: to sign the paper before Kevin gets back. Are you Mr?

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Speaker 1: I'm James Heeney obviously, Okay. I need this. I've got

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Speaker 1: some friends that have been saying that I can only

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Speaker 1: have X amount of coffee a week, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like if I just get from different places, just give

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Speaker 1: me the paper. What's the very first degree? Why what's

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Speaker 1: the What does that mean? Well, the access to the

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Speaker 1: amount of coffee that I'm allowed to have. You're making

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Speaker 1: this take time. If he comes back here, it sees

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Speaker 1: that I'm still talking to the folders. Man, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to get my coffee. How much coffee should you have?

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Speaker 1: I just curious, what did you bring my fifteen pounds?

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Speaker 1: He gets me fifteen pounds from costco. I get fifteen

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Speaker 1: pounds from you, and it's not your business. Where else

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Speaker 1: I get fifteen pounds? Here's the paper? Oh it's embarrassing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm James Teeney. I'm a Maxwell guy. Oh h hi,

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Speaker 1: um did you bring it? Dolly? Where's where's the coffee? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a pretty big order. So yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: in the truck right now. I just wanted to see

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Speaker 1: that a human ordered it, that it's not like some

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Speaker 1: clerical mistake. Oh no, that's my coffee. Um, I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know either of you guys names, but I

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Speaker 1: think we're gonna Did you get balls coffees too? Residence?

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Speaker 1: I'm with the Duncan doughnuts. We don't even well, it's pounds,

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Speaker 1: I gotta put it, you know, Dolly yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: a dolly, but you guys just stay out here. Residence. Shit, yes,

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Speaker 1: just a butt ton of boostello over here? Were you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: And those are the best. Just just give me one second.

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Speaker 1: When you heard it here, and I did record that

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Speaker 1: I do have I'm wearing a wire, so I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to have you guys. Who is this? I don't think

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Speaker 1: I ordered anything else ife. Oh sorry, guys, this is

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Speaker 1: this is what I call fancy coffee. Uh can you

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Speaker 1: just hold on one second. I can't take all these

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Speaker 1: deliveries without getting my so you know I'm recording this conversation. Residents,

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Speaker 1: who is that? You look like a coffee guy. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a coffee guy. I'm an espresso man. I

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Speaker 1: got fifteen thousand pods of espresso. I need to drop

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Speaker 1: off here for a thousand. Yeah, I ordered fifteen hundred.

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Speaker 1: Well that extra zero means thousand buddies, so I'm dropping

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Speaker 1: them all. Excuse me this, residents, E G teeny I

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Speaker 1: am yeah. I've got a bunch of pizzas for you,

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Speaker 1: Just a bunch of guys named Pete. They all are

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Speaker 1: here for you. I'm gonna go inside for one second, James,

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Speaker 1: I'm going over your financial records and it just doesn't

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Speaker 1: make any sense with hemrgreen money and that just counts. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: where's your accountant from? My accountant is? He told me

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Speaker 1: he's British. That's so crazy because I was looking for

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Speaker 1: an accountant and I know that you really like your guy,

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Speaker 1: but I just I'm bad with accents, so like want

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Speaker 1: this guy. It's hard for me to understand. Where is

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Speaker 1: your accent specialist from? My accent specialist is from Belgium.

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Speaker 1: It's just Belgium, Belgium. Oh, do you know about sixteen

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars to the I R? Honey, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what happened. This is the first for me. Uh, No

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Speaker 1: one comes to the Jews anymore to have their accounting done.

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Speaker 1: It was our It was our entire world with people

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Speaker 1: not knowing how to count. And I'm saying there's no

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Speaker 1: business this year. We'll blame the British taking all the jobs. Mom, Dad,

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Speaker 1: just get in the same room. If you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: a conversation, that better it come to that. Bet he's

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Speaker 1: doing accounting. Now you're both crazy. You're both crazy. What

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Speaker 1: do you want? What t What are you'm doing? I'm

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Speaker 1: doing a podcast about it? Counting hold on? So anyways

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Speaker 1: we used to buy hand we would separate the different

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Speaker 1: income and the expenses and the more. Kenny, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to cancel your podcast. Fairly nonsensical. What's happening your podcast?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to cancel it? Yes, your podcast? What

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Speaker 1: about it? We're gonna have to cancel. We're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to cancel it. It's not like a subscription is something

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Speaker 1: like a newspaper. You don't have to cancer you just

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Speaker 1: stop listening, Kenny. Oh look, we're gonna have to cancel it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you understand? First of all, who's wet in your pocket? No?

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Speaker 1: I Heart Network here? Okay? Oh your I Heart Network alright,

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Speaker 1: makes a big shot. Let me tell you something. If

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Speaker 1: I hear one more commercial for Casper Matris, I'm gonna plot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean, just don't listen then, Kenny, I don't know

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Speaker 1: my point. Okay, m what's all brought you here? Because

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Speaker 1: we love you? Okay, We're on your side and we

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Speaker 1: want what's best for you. James, all the other Peters,

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Speaker 1: we really think that you have a problem. I don't

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Speaker 1: have a problem. I don't have listen to Pete. Listen

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Speaker 1: to Pete, James slept in two weeks. I think it's

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Speaker 1: as heart. That's a heart. That's a sound of a

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Speaker 1: heart given up. That's a death rattle. I've heard the

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Speaker 1: death rattle? Are there any friends other than us? The Peters? Like?

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Speaker 1: Is there anyone who's like a connection with who assistant?

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Speaker 1: I think that's in the back. But I think his

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Speaker 1: name is Pete. Too helpful. I can't be around a

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Speaker 1: dead body. I can't be around a dead what happens?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I just want to eat it. I want

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Speaker 1: to eat the body to get rid of the evidence. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think I can't go to jail. Okay, jel going

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Speaker 1: to be the worst place natural because, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you don't understand. You don't understand the double jointed. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what they do to people who are double jointed?

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Speaker 1: Intel They make you kiss your own penis so they

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Speaker 1: can watch what. Let's get our attention back to James. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's having a heart attack and he's still drinking coffee.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we should make him fold

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Speaker 1: over and kiss his own penis so that we could

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Speaker 1: watch joins, or to put a pin in James and

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Speaker 1: check out this kiss. This penis kissing. I just kiss?

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Speaker 1: What the hell do you? Somebody get Kevin from the back. Kevin,

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Speaker 1: Kevin James, hold on, just s you gotta see this.

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Speaker 1: Do it, Seeter, do it? Oh, come on, guys, come on, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: let's get Kevin from the back to look at this

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Speaker 1: guy sucking himself up. Okay, I'll go Ken kissing meaning

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Speaker 1: the chuck full of nuts? What am I missing? What's happen?

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Speaker 1: I'm over here? This guy I committed murder. What are

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Speaker 1: you in here for? Oh? I eat a body? Oh

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Speaker 1: I eat a body. What I can do with my arm? Oh? God?

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. That's so. You're sick. Man, you're sick.

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Speaker 1: Don't judge me. How did you become my cell mate?

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Speaker 1: only when they pay you, what do you want to do? No,

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Speaker 1: Just avocados. Yeah, we've got a ton of avocados. Okay, Um, darling,

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Speaker 1: we're trying to catch some fish. Absolutely. You might as

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Speaker 1: well call them my sisters. So I was like really

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Speaker 1: like it's a nine bucks salad. Don't you think it's

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Speaker 1: I mean if I can get the salad for cheaper

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Speaker 1: like my alright, howney, you look at this place. It's

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Speaker 1: Something's gone wrong here and I'm gonna straighten it out

417
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Speaker 1: right now. Just stay here all right, I'm gonna be

418
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: right back. This is unusual, honey. And excuse me you too.

419
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 1: You said you were the Queer family. Uh yeah, obviously

420
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: you lied because I have the Queers at the front

421
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: and and back here at the dealership. Yeah yeah, where

422
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: are the Greers? Yes? You shouldn't somebody else unless you're

423
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: telling me there's two families with the silly name of

424
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: Queer serif I may, I'm not telling you anything. Where

425
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: the greyers? And we're here to get a car and

426
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: mass salad? Okay, excuse me one second. I'll be right back.

427
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: You bet you dale. I've been passing back and forth,

428
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: and I think that I see the problem. What you're

429
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: not hearing one of the continents. It's the name day

430
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: fourteen at C. The sky is angry. Yeah, you don't know.

431
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: This isn't like a mobi dick thing. You don't need

432
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: to do like a diary. Just talk to the camera.

433
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: Tell me how you're feeling, you know, talk about like

434
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: you know, people getting drunk. Maybe i'll see what's going

435
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: on below. Great, okay, great, okay, that great. I'll take

436
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: out the mustache and beard. Awesome, gat Okay, Now this

437
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: is what's confused me. You're putting on another character for

438
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: the captain when why don't you just be yourself for

439
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: the captain. I thought the whole idea was that was

440
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: that we didn't have any passengers and I had to

441
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: play everyone on board. Is that? Is that not what's happening? No,

442
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: for sure. I just don't know why you didn't play

443
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: yourself as the captain and then like you diversify the

444
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: other people after that. I mean, you are the captain.

445
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: That's like, hey, Ted, you're your episode here is full

446
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: of ship, all right, Clark, suck suck off, dude, this

447
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: is nuts man. You put me on this crap met ship.

448
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: There's only two people working it, all right. Just because

449
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: just because your last name is Bravo doesn't mean you

450
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: get to do everything, alright, Ted, Yes it does, Yes

451
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: it does. Do you know who my father is? Your

452
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: father's Bravo TV? I know he is. He's doing Who

453
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: hired me to run this this department? All right? Yeah? Clark?

454
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: He did? And if I tell my daddy that I'm

455
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,479
Speaker 1: not having a good time, he's gonna fire you. Good

456
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: luck working at another restaurant, car dealership, and I gonna

457
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: take you. I have those days are done. I'm in

458
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: entertainment now. And guess what. I just got a phone

459
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: call from him and you're fired? What? Yeah, Ted, Bravo

460
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: is fired. What I can't I can't be fired. My

461
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: name is Bravo. Well what am I gonna do? Clark?

462
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: Come on, you can't be serious. You can work at

463
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: a restaurant, car dealership, Come on, come on, there's no

464
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: avocado slept. I've used him offer avocado toast. What the

465
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: hell is going on in this ship? Oh my god, listen,

466
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,959
Speaker 1: we've got like thirty four sharks up on on the

467
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: deck without we need to gut. Yeah, so if you

468
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: guys get help out, that would be really great too.

469
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: That sounds disgusting and I'm a really disappointed in the

470
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: avoca out of shortage here. Yeah, okay, you've had like

471
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: like several loaves of bread and avocado. That was gets

472
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: my cheat day. Okay, I can have as many carbs

473
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: as I want, as long as I have them today.

474
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm not food chaming. I'm just saying like there was

475
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: like a lot of Take seven to attain the sharks

476
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: and catch the sharks that we ended up catching, But

477
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: in total we had about three hundred avocados and now

478
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: we have none, which means you ate over two hundred avocados.

479
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get inside there, goddamn shark and get some

480
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: goddamn How is the fishing today, fellow sailors, Ah, I

481
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: am a captain off this boat, and I'm the captain

482
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: of this vessel. Of my daughter's entertaining is a couple

483
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: of new crew members, but otherwise it's all good fishing.

484
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: I see you have a lot of avocados there that

485
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: don't all look round it. What are you saying. I'm

486
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: saying the best when they're right. So you just came

487
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: up alongside a judge your avocados? Is that what's going on? Also,

488
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: we need you to sign a release form. You were

489
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: in the back of the shots. We're doing a reality

490
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: show over here. Yeah, act, you don't need that's one

491
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: role that you don't need to fill. That's actually that's

492
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: the one job that you don't have. You don't need

493
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: to do that. Don't worry. I just feel like I

494
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: could do the producer's job. Yeah. I want to see

495
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: if I can exchange this sandwich for that bulk. That

496
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: sandwich didn't come from inside of here. Sir, you don't

497
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: know that. I can tell we have a very classy

498
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: We don't just do sandwiches. We have lots of salads. Dale, Dale,

499
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: I need your help. It was which Dale me or Dale?

500
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: Well need little Dale. I don't want Miniondale. I want

501
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: a big Bossdale. Hey, what did that Ruben sandwich? What

502
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: do you get that? Yeah? I got it over at.

503
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: Oh no you're not. I gotta here. I got him,

504
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: I got him. No, I gotta here. Yeah, don't give

505
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: him for that sandwich from out of here. I think

506
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: he's got the sand tale. That sandwich is not from here.

507
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. Hold you want the beauty scyler. Yeah,

508
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: if you got it, Oh, well, we give you a

509
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: beauty for any sandwich. That's rule number seventeen. Oh here

510
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: you go, all right. I like me a Ruben who's

511
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: got the kids in the skylark. Hey, I was here

512
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: last week. I test your over a Nissan Ultima and

513
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: I had a cop salad with the dressing on the side. Um.

514
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: I can't remember the name of the salesperson who was

515
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: helping me. He was about two and a half feet

516
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: tall with the scales and uh and like a fork tale.

517
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: Did he have a British accent or did he have

518
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: more of a um, what do we call it, like

519
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: Eastern European demonica accent? Yeah? It was more like classic

520
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: demonic accents. Yeah, I mean, what was the hint of

521
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,720
Speaker 1: Eastern Europe? Did you have blue eyes or or green eyes?

522
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: I honestly don't remember. I mean that sounds like a

523
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: lot of your salespeop, sweetie, I don't already have a

524
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: Yelp account. If you don't, I'm just going to make

525
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: a greer guff person Unit one. Okay, do You's fine

526
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: with you? Okay, So I'm just gonna do that. We

527
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: have to review this place. Not only were the sales

528
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: people honestly bananas. Yeah, banana's all write that bananas. But

529
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: I was expecting marshmallows. We got bananas exactly me too.

530
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: That's so weird. Okay, So they're absolutely bananas. They were

531
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: not marshmallows. I had a seweed salad for the first time.

532
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: UM put down to didn't We put down two dollars,

533
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: which means our monthly payment is what like nineties cents

534
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: a month for the next six months with the a

535
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 1: pr of like three percent. That's fucking bullshit. And honestly,

536
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: I didn't like the salad, and it just like it

537
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: gave me the ship. So all I did was like

538
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: sit and have gotta floja in a brand new car

539
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: that I couldn't even afford to buy. That didn't feel

540
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,439
Speaker 1: good to me. That'sn't even write. That didn't didn't feel

541
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: to ship my pants in a brand new car that

542
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm not even leaving in didn't feel good to me.

543
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: Takeaway didn't feel good. Takeaway didn't feel good. Do you

544
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: have anything else that you want to say? Or oh

545
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 1: my gosh, wait, you took a picture of me after

546
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: I shot my pants? Let's add that here? Yeah, that

547
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: in here? Get the picture because that face you made

548
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: is priceless. Phillis can show this to you real quick, Phillis,

549
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: of course, I just I have a table. Look at

550
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: the see help review. We get them lives as soon

551
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: as they're posted. This one has images. Um, that's the

552
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: beautic less saber that we were trying to suc set. Yeah,

553
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: and she doesn't look happy. She wrote this. She had

554
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 1: Google Gaga in the in the car. No, no, no no,

555
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: that's not what it says. That's not what it says.

556
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: It's not Google Gaga. That would be like sex. What

557
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: she's saying is she shit he paints. But I think

558
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: she's I think she's just a whack of do. I

559
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: think she wrote bananas and marshmallows. What the hell are

560
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: they talking about? A check the bubic lest saber. All right,

561
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: it's a hot item and if we can get rid

562
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: of it, we'll get rid of it. But if she did,

563
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: excuse me, is this is this car suitable for Google Gaga?

564
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: That scene to scene three comes from Hannah, who wrote

565
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,439
Speaker 1: Hey Alchemist, A long time first time. I have two

566
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: scene suggestions. The first one is soldiers at the back

567
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 1: of an army who can't hear the inspirational speech being

568
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: given night before a big battle, So that would be

569
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: soldiers at the back of an army. The second is uh,

570
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: two sisters, one played by Joey, who shared way too

571
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: much with each other to the annoyance of everyone they know.

572
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: Shout out to my sister Alice, who was also a

573
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 1: big fan. I love you, Love the pod, thanks for

574
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: the reliable source of entertainment. I listened at work as

575
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: a dog groomer, and you guys helped me not go

576
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: nuts listening to barking all day, Hannah McDonald McDonald McDonald,

577
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: not McDonald McDonald, thank god, Hello, I can't hear anything

578
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: not It's crazy. It might be easier if you were quiet,

579
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: because he's trying to speak to us. I can't hear

580
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: him when you're talking. No, you're talking over him. You're talking.

581
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to listen. Piece of my god. It's like,

582
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: did you bring your bonet? Oh? My fucking guy, did

583
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: you bring your beonet? Hello? I'm talking to you. I'm

584
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying to listen to this goddamn speech. Okay,

585
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 1: think you can hear about anyway? Could you fellas hold

586
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: it down please, I'm trying to listen to this. This

587
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 1: lady is not with me, fella, all right. I thought

588
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: you were both ladies. Mom, mistake, but I am trying

589
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: to listen to the general. Are you telling me you

590
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: thought I was a lady? Excuse me, sir? Oh? Hello? Hi? Sorry?

591
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: You who's being very rude to my sister? I'm being rude.

592
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: I'm being rude, very rude. Do you your party, Hannah? Yeah?

593
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: I did, thank you, but I didn't get any extra

594
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: parmesan because I know that that sucks with your larynx

595
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 1: and it's gonna make meacka flaca And it's all connected,

596
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: I mean your larynx to your gucka flaca hole. It's

597
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, Hannah, you know that you're so you

598
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: guys realize we're going into one of the most dangerous

599
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: battles of our life. It's going to destroy me. And

600
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: did you realize that she got into three ivy League

601
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: schools and didn't even go to any of them. She

602
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: was a private arts college because she follows her dreams.

603
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: That's my sister. So don't be fucking ride. Thank you? Yes?

604
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: Do you know what I kind of the the s A

605
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: T S. I don't care. Take a guess. General. I

606
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: think the content of your speech is fantastic, but but

607
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: that the message is not totally being received. So that's

608
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: why the army has hired me as addiction coach. Uh,

609
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: so your your addiction could be better. You're throwing away

610
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: a lot of your consonants and you're speaking in kind

611
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: of a guttural growl. Right. If I may also add

612
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: to this, as the writer, you know this is a

613
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: great deal of the content being dropped as well as

614
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: the cats and and I don't think your message is

615
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: getting a cross necessarily without being a bit didactic. I

616
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: think maybe you know you could get to the point

617
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: a little sooner, and don't forget there's a button at

618
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: the end of the whole mission, bistle. And you should

619
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: be thankful we've got him as a writer, by the way,

620
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: because his other career has dried up considerably. And honestly,

621
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: you should be thankful writer that you're here, because, good God,

622
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 1: the fact that I hired at this point, it is insane.

623
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: We've hired you. We've hired you here at the Army.

624
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: Someone's happening. No, I'm leaving the room. I don't just

625
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: attorneys in two different states. Do you know that delved

626
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: into the case found nothing? But no, you too know everything. Sure,

627
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: I understand you woke, I get it. I feel like

628
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: we're the bad guys. I feel like we're the bad

629
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: guys because he's writing the speeches. I'm just gonna say it.

630
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: I just don't think we're the good guys, you know

631
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: what I mean? We would have somebody else about somebody else.

632
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: I just feel like we're the bad guys. Excuse me, general,

633
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't need to interrupt this, come on,

634
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: do well the back of do we order out? How

635
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: does this work exactly? We get we get grub at

636
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: at the KP at great the KP. That's good because

637
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: then I can stand in the line and not having personality.

638
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, just you've got a lot of civilians in here,

639
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: General Team. So I was I was at the very

640
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: back of the hall, and I didn't get to hear

641
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: the inspirational speech, and I was hoping maybe you could

642
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: let me hear some of it. Now I I need

643
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: inspiration before tomorrow. This isn't a bad idea, General. Maybe

644
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: we should have every single soldier coming one at the

645
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: time and you can give the speech one at the time.

646
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the most efficient way, but yes,

647
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: this would be a great opportunity for me to give

648
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: you notes on your performance. Okay, so we're gonna shit

649
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: on each other's ideas. I guess. I guess I have

650
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: always the bad ideas. Huh, because say it, say it?

651
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: Say it? Because I I said we should have a

652
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: prompter up there, never said don't have a prompter. It's

653
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: gonna make a look like he didn't memberize the speech.

654
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: We didn't memorize the speech pieces of paper in front

655
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: of there. Okay, again, that was Leo's idea. Everyone likes

656
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: Leo's ide because he's got a funny accident and ship.

657
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 1: You know what, man, I went to an Ivy League school. Okay,

658
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: If I may just in inject for a second. Earlier,

659
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: someone used the word grub and I just wanted to, um,

660
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: you know, be more clear whether that involved Delhi. M

661
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: it's a good question. It's a good question. Look, it's

662
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: going to it's going to be slopped onto your tray.

663
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: It's grub. I don't know that you have a lot

664
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: of choice in the matter. So PASTRAMI just completely out

665
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: of the question here or what I'm just saying, like

666
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: one of the time people can come in, they can

667
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 1: have a one on one experience with a general curio

668
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: is not written for one person. It's working for a crowd.

669
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 1: You know, it really inspires a group large group of people.

670
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: They rise up to their feet, one at a time.

671
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: You judged it's horrible. You know you have one person's

672
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: opinion at a time. How many people can tell you

673
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: you're not right? I know we're supposed to come in

674
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: one at a time. A bout my sister and I

675
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: do everything together. Sorry sorry, not sorry, sorry she always

676
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: gets high. You know this is I fucking live for

677
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: her Hollywood People's Choice Award so fucking awesome. I loved it.

678
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: I love that she's having this comeback, this resurgence. But

679
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: also like her fucking ex fiance can go bite dicks

680
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: because he's a piece of ship. He better have like

681
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 1: better be double joined because like if he's not, he's

682
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: gonna snap his spine when he does that. She might

683
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: as well be one of our sisters because we know

684
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,479
Speaker 1: so much about her, we care so much about her,

685
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: and I feel like we're just on the same move,

686
00:43:54,600 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: these two to the front lines. Just go, So what

687
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: did you have to listen to the speech? Because we're

688
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 1: at the front now, so we need to listen to it.

689
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean we're like starting like we're like the first

690
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: people to go actually um into battle. Just go, now,

691
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: do you want to be in the front? What exactly

692
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: are we doing tomorrow? Because in the back it's a

693
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: whole other ballgame. Yeah, the entire army before I did

694
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: have cheese. So I'm gonna you're gonna what what are you?

695
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do in the front. What are

696
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,479
Speaker 1: you starting If you want to keep having an army

697
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: behind you, you do not put this gal on the front.

698
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we were honored, but we might have

699
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: to decline. Oh my god, I feel that Grandma's trying

700
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: to crawl out. Oh my god, I have a mild

701
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 1: Kiwi allergy. Can someone get me some kiwie. I don't

702
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: want my sister to go through this alone. I must

703
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: also be going through this. Does anyone have d get Kiwi? Private? Ryan,

704
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: I've you have no idea? What it what it took

705
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: for me to find you. I've got terrible news. All

706
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: five of your sisters have died in battle? What private?

707
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: Are you? Private? Women? Are you? I I'm doing this

708
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: general like I have this. I thought I really want

709
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: to al right, fine, fine, but good luck. I understand.

710
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: I thought it was you do. I'm sorry, she mumbling, Look,

711
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 1: all all five of your sisters shipped themselves to death.

712
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: What they shouldn't have been given cheese? It shouldn't have

713
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: been given kiwie. They shouldn't have been all five of them.

714
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: All five shouldn't have been given concluton, shouldn't have been

715
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: given coconut or pinehouse four thank well two of them.

716
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: Two of them are allergic to cheese well actos. Okay,

717
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: if I could stop you there for a second, please,

718
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: how does the Ryan private fella know what the what

719
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: happened with the sisters? You know, out in the battle ground.

720
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: You know, you're you're bringing this news to him across

721
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 1: a great trek, a great distance, and suddenly, like Nostadamos,

722
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: he knows everything about that. The individual, Mr Allen, if

723
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: I may u, it's always happy to talk to a fan. Well,

724
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: so what it is is I knew what my sisters

725
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: were allergic to, and if they shipped themselves to death,

726
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: I imagined it must have been either from somebody spiking

727
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: them with things that make you ship or there are

728
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:22,879
Speaker 1: allergies going unbelievable. Am I wrong? Sorry? Now you're right,

729
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: You're right, You're always right, you get it. And this

730
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: is going straight to Bravo, right leo? Did you hear

731
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: the general is doing one on one. He's going out

732
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: to the battlefield and letting people know about I mean,

733
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 1: pretty sad ship. But you know, nonetheless it's uh one

734
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: on one, so it looks like I got one victory

735
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: out of the belt. You're not listening to me, Leo,

736
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, Leo. I'm telling you. I'm surprised

737
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 1: you're still in my office. Get out. You've been fired.

738
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: Your family's disund you. Okay, okay, okay, okay, fine, fine, fine,

739
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: I'll get out. I'll get out. You're not even getting

740
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: off the chair. Just leave. I'm leaving. I need a second,

741
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: are you? Are you ordering food on your app? Yes,

742
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 1: but it's not to hear. I might pick it up here,

743
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: but it doesn't matter. Does anyone want coffee? I can

744
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: get a ship on the coffee through the app. I

745
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: mean I want you to leave it? Yes? No, what

746
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: do you want? I want coffee? Okay? Be some piece

747
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: you see here? Okay, okay, all right, it'll be here

748
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: in two hours. Okay. Oh that means you're gonna stay

749
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: for two more hours. I don't have to. I mean, yes,

750
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: for a second, give me a job. I'm here. Hey,

751
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: we're the pizza ordered. I don't know we ordered pizza coffee.

752
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: We ordered pizza coffee? No, you ordered pizza seven of us? Oh? Lord?

753
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: Is this a war zone? Oh? I can't be around. No,

754
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 1: I can't. The fold over? Pet's about the fold over?

755
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: Can I show you a picture of my girl. Where

756
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 1: is this behind? Forget Brooklyn, it's over he kissing Penis.

757
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to come on, come on, move him

758
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: to the front lines. Oh god, I got promoted. We're

759
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: still going to go for the death of James Cedey

760
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: to deal with. Now all these forget about it. It's

761
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: a hard day for the pizza. General coming to my office, please, General, Sorry,

762
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: I heard some Are you talking to me or this General?

763
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you in General, he's General. Tell me

764
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: what happened. Sometimes it's it's General. Let me let me

765
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: make the introduction. In General, this is Adam Sandler and

766
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: he's a big fan of Canada. He was hoping that

767
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: you can tell him what happened, and I didn't know what.

768
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: And you want to make a comedy based on the

769
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: battles as you're saying, General, if you don't mind, permission

770
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: to come into your office and speak to you, um

771
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: you generally? You General? I I need to step in

772
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: and I need permission to speak freely because it's important. Yeah,

773
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 1: come on, re member, General, rounds tones, rounds tones and

774
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: clipped consonants. General, you've been surrounding yourself with these Hollywood

775
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: types Woody Allen writer or speech people Adam Sandler. I

776
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: think you've lost track of what's important in this dick coach.

777
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 1: He's not a dicker coach. He's a diction diction dick

778
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: Son coach. But but you don't need these things they're

779
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: trying to change you, general, What makes you specialist? Who

780
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: you are right here inside your heart? You don't need

781
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: Woody Hellen or addiction coach or Adam Sandler for any

782
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: of those people. You just need to inspire your soldiers.

783
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: You know that's all great on paper, but listen, if

784
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: you've no one understands with the general saying per se,

785
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 1: how can they be inspired? You know, if he speaks

786
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: from it from his heart, it's it's it's blackness and

787
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: and you know death and darkness. So really, truly, he

788
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: needs the choreographer, the diction coach, as well as a

789
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: great jew writer. We were all doing great before y'all

790
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: Hollywood's came in here. We were doing fine. They're sure

791
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: there was a couple of girls that probably shouldn't have

792
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: been here in the first place because they went to

793
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: art school and they weren't really prepped for being a soldier.

794
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,479
Speaker 1: But other than those small thing. Maybe if you would

795
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: have let the choreographer do some fight choreography before sending

796
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 1: them out to battle, they would have been more prepared.

797
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: But you guys brought me onto this project way late

798
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: before general. We don't need a choreographer choreographic fights. And

799
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 1: can I be honest, like, I can't keep up this

800
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: diction coach character anymore either. I want to get back

801
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: to my ship. Oh and that's our show for today. Yes,

802
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: thank you all for listening. Let's thank our alchemist and

803
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804
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for having me. What a lovely

805
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: post Thanksgiving treat. Oh indeed, stay away from the joey pie.

806
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Speaker 1: Otherwise the hell of the day, and we appreciate you

807
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Speaker 1: so much for being here. Hey, my pleasure. As long

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Speaker 1: We just recorded a Thanksgiving episode this morning and we'll

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Speaker 1: there are horror or Christmas movies, but there are a few,

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Speaker 1: about as if they're Christmas movies and I say no,

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Speaker 1: it's an automobile for example. That's like one of my

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Speaker 1: every that's a Thanksgiving movie. Well, yeah, he goes home

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Speaker 1: Craigslist and see what which movies you guys cover. And

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Speaker 1: thank you for that, Joey Gristein. Yes, I got nothing

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Speaker 1: going on, but you know what make a pie or

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Speaker 1: make you know what I mean, even though it's not Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1: Cooking of the turkey? Do it? Yeah, they're so good,

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Speaker 1: So find yourself another turkey and cook it. I dare you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and again, if you have complaints about anything, Joey says

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Speaker 1: dot com, James Ceni, thank you so much for joining

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Speaker 1: us as well, and so glad to hear that you

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Speaker 1: whipped up an extraordinary Thanksgiving meal for I don't know

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Speaker 1: if people caught the marshmallows bananas joke, but I think

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Speaker 1: you're you're pointing out that I put bananas in my

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Speaker 1: sweet potatoes because you didn't, instead of because I didn't

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Speaker 1: because I didn't have marshmallows. The way you told the

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Speaker 1: story off Mike of the show, it sounded as if

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Speaker 1: you didn't realize you had no marshmallows until it was

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Speaker 1: too late, and then you improvised. Well, that's very similar.

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Speaker 1: What it was is I don't like marshmallows. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: think it's kind of gross. And then while I was

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Speaker 1: the marshmallo And it's like, oh, I was gonna put

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Speaker 1: so you and your your bride had not had the

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Speaker 1: marshmallow discussion prior. No. Uh, this is the first year

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Speaker 1: that I've made sweet potatoes for for thanks. Did she

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Speaker 1: like it with the bananas? Did she like that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It was delicious. I think is there a chance Erin's

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Speaker 1: around we could ask her if she liked it? Because

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Speaker 1: I think there's no way. Okay, fair enough, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's thank our producer engineer of the Stars, Mr James

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Speaker 1: Heeney sitting in for Mr Doug Babe and the fine

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Speaker 1: folks that I heart media. Bump Bump. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollack, reminding you to enjoy your family and each

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Speaker 1: other and be kind during these holidays and wear a

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Speaker 1: mask when you go outside. Please, this is a slippery slope.

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Speaker 1: If you're listening to this somewhat near the time we

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Speaker 1: recorded it. If not, remember back this Gloria as time

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Speaker 1: and be grateful and thankful that you're healthy and as

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Speaker 1: happy as you're capable. Until next time, remember