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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one O six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: anything to tell us a dirty little secret, a big

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Speaker 1: dirty doesn't matter what size, as long as it's a secret,

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Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want. Because we always keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Is that feeling you get when you're

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Speaker 1: being watched. Oh, that's horrible feeling. Yeah, and shivers right now?

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Speaker 1: That song always fore you like somebody's kind of got

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Speaker 1: no brids all right, that feeling you get when you're

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Speaker 1: being watched. How are you? Oh? Pretty good? How are you?

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Speaker 1: You're creepy? I'm good. So you want to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Yeah, I don't. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's like dirty, I guess, But um, I just

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Speaker 1: do this like kind of weird thing where um I

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Speaker 1: I hate cold feet. Um I hate when I get

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Speaker 1: in bed look first thing in the morning and I

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Speaker 1: have to like stick my feet up from under the covers.

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Speaker 1: It's the worst feeling. So I'm start of doing this

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Speaker 1: thing to reward myself, Like if I don't hit snooze

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Speaker 1: and I actually get out of bed on time. Um,

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Speaker 1: I microwave my socks. Microwave. Why would you not put

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Speaker 1: them in the dryer. Yeah, the dryer just takes too long.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for that in the morning. So

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Speaker 1: you microwave them, Okay, So yeah, because it only takes

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Speaker 1: with thirty seconds and then they feel like they just

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Speaker 1: came out of the dryer. That's cool. I mean I

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Speaker 1: don't like it either. No, that is a bad idea.

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Speaker 1: The house is going to catch on fire. No, won't. Well,

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Speaker 1: no yet. You can microwave socks for sure. I can

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Speaker 1: put rice in it and microwaved together. Oh oh those

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Speaker 1: little rice you ever have on the phone for the

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Speaker 1: little secret The anonymous name is that feeling you get

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Speaker 1: when you're being watched. You ever put rice in a

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Speaker 1: sock and heat it up and then put it on

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Speaker 1: your sore part of your body? Yeah, I mean that's

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Speaker 1: kind of where I got the idea. Yeah. Good, you

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Speaker 1: guys are blowing my mind. Rice in a sock, yeah, like,

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Speaker 1: and then put like lavender in it on? No, have

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Speaker 1: you heard of like icy hot? They have medical stuff. Dude,

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Speaker 1: this is way better. That's not natural. No, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing right? Socks are natural? What they're cotton? No,

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Speaker 1: we weren't invented to wear salts. Then you put rice,

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Speaker 1: which comes from the earth inside, comes from the earth,

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Speaker 1: and then you microwave it. And microwaving your socks isn't

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Speaker 1: gonna start a fire? Really? No, okay, because I don't

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Speaker 1: know what sacks fire. I put a burrito in the

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Speaker 1: microwave the other day with tinfoil. Yeah, you can't metal.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know you can't put tinfoil in there until

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Speaker 1: like recently. No metal. Wait what it burst into flames

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Speaker 1: in front of my eyes. Yeah, and then you were

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Speaker 1: almost thirty years old. Well, when you say it like

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Speaker 1: that and you live in your grandma's basement and you

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Speaker 1: just lost your virginity and you just found out that

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Speaker 1: you can't put metal on a micro it burst into flames,

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Speaker 1: like twenty seven years old, twenty seven, Well take it.

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Speaker 1: It's okay for them, it's okay for them. Let's run

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Speaker 1: down the list here. Twenty seven listen to drama's basement.

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Speaker 1: Just lost his virginity to his current girlfriend a week ago. No,

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Speaker 1: it was like ye over a year ago, just lost it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and just found out that you can't put metal in

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Speaker 1: a microwave. What a catch right? Yeah, I thought I

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Speaker 1: had a dirty little secret about microwaving my socks every morning.

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Speaker 1: I will say. The one thing about you microwaving your socks, though,

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Speaker 1: is if you were making food for people at your

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Speaker 1: house and you make it in the microwave, it's not

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Speaker 1: being microwaved in your sock. Microwave just probably still bacteria there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I claimed that microwaving dirty socks. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: still okay. If you found out that one of your

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Speaker 1: friends was microwave in their socks or their underwear to

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Speaker 1: warm them up in the morning. By the way, underwear

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Speaker 1: sounds like a good idea attendis might try that. Um,

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Speaker 1: and you found out that they were serving you food

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Speaker 1: from that microwave, would you want to eat it? I mean,

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Speaker 1: if it was clean sox or underwear, I wouldn't care.

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Speaker 1: I think you're lying about that. I think I would

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Speaker 1: just stick to like brand new socks. Um. Can we

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Speaker 1: just get back to talking about Evan just losing his virginity?

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Speaker 1: It just pretty that's more interesting than the microwave socks

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Speaker 1: thing was you told us, what's your dirty little secret.