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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Firms Morning Show. Here we go the fifteen minute Morning

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Speaker 1: show podcast. There's Froggy and there's Scotty b And there's

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Speaker 1: Gandhi and there's Scotty, and there's Danielle and straight Nate

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Speaker 1: who is on a shore a Sugar Sugar were introducing

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Speaker 1: fish Sugar High. Also there's Brody and there's Garrett. Yes,

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Speaker 1: daniel what's your question? How many Krispy Kreme donuts did

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Speaker 1: you eat this morning? You know, well I didn't finish

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Speaker 1: all of them, to be fair, so it's probably six

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Speaker 1: and a half, okay, all the same different ones, different

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Speaker 1: ones because there was look at you, you can't even

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Speaker 1: focus right now. We didn't get him back and check

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Speaker 1: some instlin got to inslin right here. I'm I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give it to Nate. Yea um. What was the question?

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Speaker 1: Why were there some you didn't finish that somebody stealed

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Speaker 1: him from you? Well? I took a bite of one

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Speaker 1: and there was custard in it, which their custards. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but you know, Danielle and I are like that, we

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Speaker 1: like that white cream and you know exactly what it means.

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Speaker 1: But you know, you wait a minute, can we go?

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Speaker 1: Can no? Everyone shut the funk up. He's got to

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Speaker 1: yell at me first. Hold on, I've been I've been

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Speaker 1: drinking super Colfy all morning, so I'm almost as high

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Speaker 1: as straight and Nate. Okay, if you really want to

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Speaker 1: insinuate just because I'm the gay guy, I like big

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Speaker 1: loads of blow coming out of a penis you know what?

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Speaker 1: After a while, you know, I get tired of that.

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Speaker 1: That joke. I think it gets old. Can you stop it?

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Speaker 1: Stop it? I apologize. It's just it's just like the

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Speaker 1: insult that Gandhi got on the street in Hoboken yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear this to say what the guy actually

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Speaker 1: said to me? I just said what I Okay? So

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Speaker 1: I was walking to meet up with Scary and Sam

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Speaker 1: at a taco place and I didn't get dressed up.

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Speaker 1: I just wore a pair of Jordan's some shorts and

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Speaker 1: a T shirt walking down the street and some guy

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, sorry, what's up? And I ignored him

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Speaker 1: and he screams, all right, you're trying real hard to

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Speaker 1: give off those Dike vibes, but I know you like

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Speaker 1: Dick fact walking and was like, that's funny. You might

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Speaker 1: have worked for him before. That's why he said. Really,

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Speaker 1: that's right between what he said and what Froggy says.

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Speaker 1: Every time there's a gay joke that can be made,

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Speaker 1: it's like it's old Froggy, you need a new line.

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I won't do it again, at least for

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Speaker 1: a week starting now. But we're not here next week.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Did They're the thing I like about the

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Speaker 1: Gandhi story and that guys, at least he was clever,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. There's a lot of times

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Speaker 1: these people on the streets say this dumby ship to you,

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Speaker 1: but at least that was somewhat clever. Don't you laugh

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Speaker 1: and talk to him? Maybe Frog, you should hang out

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Speaker 1: on the street. And that's okay, Yeah, okay. I got

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Speaker 1: a question though. If it was like, who do you

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Speaker 1: Jason Momoa said that to you, like, would you be

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Speaker 1: First of all, wouldn't have ignored Jason Hello immediately from

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Speaker 1: the heyst already I would have been like, hello, big fellas,

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Speaker 1: what if you just look like Jason Momoa? Then then

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Speaker 1: would you still? Also? No, I would have said, hello, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's assuming I don't have my boyfriend who highly. You

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Speaker 1: have to be hot to get away with ship like that.

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Speaker 1: No I would have said hello, so he never would

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Speaker 1: have had to get to the you're given off. Now

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Speaker 1: I have a question in this room, which person would

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Speaker 1: you have ignored? Which ignore? Every single person except Elvison Danielle.

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Speaker 1: Danielle can get away with it. I can get away

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Speaker 1: with it because I feel like she funny. Whatever Elvis,

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, I feel like we can have something conversation,

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Speaker 1: but everyone else maids over here speaking from the doughnut

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Speaker 1: he's doing with his teeth and his nose. The hell

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Speaker 1: are you doing? This? Is what like cocaine addicts do.

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Speaker 1: Been there on a binge. I feel like he's trying

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Speaker 1: to talk, but we're not hearing him, maybe because no

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Speaker 1: one shut up for more than a minute. Because everyone's

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Speaker 1: caffeine and sugarcoated. That can't be good for me, though

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Speaker 1: I can. I get diabetes in a day. I have

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Speaker 1: the insulin right here. I mean, whenever you want, Nate,

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Speaker 1: do you remember that one time when I ate seven

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Speaker 1: cinnabon minis and the other studio and I passed out

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Speaker 1: and you guys were blotting my head with a towel

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Speaker 1: I was like, what happened and that you have to

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Speaker 1: be very careful with so much sugar it wants. That's

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Speaker 1: such a traumatic, but it happened. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: test your blood sugar right now? Can I? I gotta

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Speaker 1: check my bag. We could probably, I'd love to test it.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be I don't know what Brody is

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Speaker 1: broken or something. Yeah he is. Yeah, well that's not nice. No, sorry,

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Speaker 1: what do you what did Garrett go to get? He's

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Speaker 1: getting his blood glue. We're going to test the sugar

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Speaker 1: level in Nate's blood that Garrett has is gonna break

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Speaker 1: when tests. I'll be honest, it's gonna be like it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be like that big bell at the fair that

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Speaker 1: you hit to the thing you hit it with the mallet,

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Speaker 1: And I'll be honest. I've been on sugar highs before,

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Speaker 1: but this is next level ship right now. What he

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Speaker 1: was doing every step of the way, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: do next thing. You know, listen, I'm sorry, Like you know,

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Speaker 1: it could be heroin like I could be uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: like the al Pacino in Scarface. My little friends, come

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Speaker 1: on in there, Scott, there's gonna be blood well as

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Speaker 1: this goes on, we still can't get Rody into the thing.

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Speaker 1: He hears music. I I hear you, now we hear you.

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Speaker 1: Now you do? Yes, Oh I heard you. I was talking.

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Speaker 1: I don't know I missed a couple of Dike jokes

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Speaker 1: or something. You really didn't miss much. I heard everything.

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Speaker 1: You missed my Dike jokes. Oh you're getting flame to

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Speaker 1: the fire. Um is going to throw another log on

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Speaker 1: the flock. I was just gonna say that. You, of course,

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Speaker 1: would turn around with Daniel Danielle wants the Dike vibes,

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Speaker 1: because if you're into gone, do you make you a lesbian?

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Speaker 1: It was timing screen frozen? Hello, the screen is frozen. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not. You ever do that. You pretend your freeze

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Speaker 1: your your screen is frozen and you're not just like, yes,

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Speaker 1: I've done that before you. And the way to do

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Speaker 1: that is you put your mouse on the X so

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Speaker 1: you can leave the meeting at any point and that

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Speaker 1: we don't look again and find it. Oh you find

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Speaker 1: it ironic though, well you were while you were telling

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Speaker 1: Froggy about you know, don't do the cream jokes. You're

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Speaker 1: Elvis's screen did freeze. No one caught it, but it's

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Speaker 1: froze like this as but I heard I was talking,

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Speaker 1: but the visual was hit. I was like this, okay,

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Speaker 1: and is there was no significance to it. I got

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Speaker 1: me honest. I get tired of you guys using me

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Speaker 1: as your gay foil. And for every time someone talks

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Speaker 1: about but or blow jobs or whatever, it's like, oh, well,

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Speaker 1: let's go to the gay guy and make him the

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Speaker 1: butt of our joke. What chubby guy? I mean, what

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Speaker 1: everybody's got kind of like the are you trying to say?

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Speaker 1: Everybody's got to be known for something? Okay? I mean

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Speaker 1: we all fall into like some sort of bucket of

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Speaker 1: okay that insult pertains to this Nate tell us about

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Speaker 1: our buckets. I don't know. I just feel like, okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you want every single person's bucket? Go Scott

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Speaker 1: want to know everybody the Kermit, the Frog team. Scotty's cheap.

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Speaker 1: I'm not cheap. I'm frugal, Okay, whatever Danielle is, um,

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Speaker 1: I don't really have one for Danielle. Maybe a horder. Look,

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Speaker 1: Dane looks like she's the host of the moat. Bad driver.

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Speaker 1: Danielle is a bad driver. Uh see, Froggy, I guess

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Speaker 1: the mediocre husband. I don't even really know what bucket

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Speaker 1: that balls into. He's comported about Lisa? What about like sports? Like?

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Speaker 1: I like anything sports related and know I'm talking about somewhat. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I mean Elvis is the gay joke thing, I mean whatever,

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Speaker 1: although I kind of get that too, But Froggy is

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Speaker 1: like the if it has sexual sexual I'm not the

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Speaker 1: only one there, now, Listen, I am not the only one.

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Speaker 1: I like, the leader of the pack, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: the only one. Daniel, you shut the funk up. You

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Speaker 1: you join us just as much, Daniel, turn your light

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Speaker 1: back on. We can still Scott is the abuser of

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Speaker 1: females or not? My life is one. You're left so

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Speaker 1: hard you broke your light then? Yeah, sound Danielle, it's

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Speaker 1: the red curtains in the puppets in the background. We wait.

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Speaker 1: I'm not an abuser of anyone. No Scotty abuses Teddy bears.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Alright, Garrett, nothing, what happened? I gotta get

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Speaker 1: a new battery for that one. So all right, So well,

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Speaker 1: I'll be dead before we check them up. You killed

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Speaker 1: the battery, alright? Finished from the buckets, Finish the get

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Speaker 1: back to the buckets. Gandhi, What's what's Gandhi's bucket? I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out Gandhi's bucket. Bad taste of music,

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Speaker 1: pot jokes, Oh, the pot jokes jokes. Yeah, y is

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Speaker 1: the complainers? What would that be? Can he be cheap too?

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Speaker 1: And cheap? I'm smart with money, Scotty cheap, I'm not cheap.

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Speaker 1: Garrett's the token diabetic. However, when we have diabetics and cilia, Scary,

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Speaker 1: Uh that already he'll do anything for money, and uh

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Speaker 1: we make fun of his weight or his diet and

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Speaker 1: his breath. Don'ty, Scary got a lot of buckets. He's

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Speaker 1: got more buckets and his inability, his inability to read

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Speaker 1: a room or a book. Wow, keep going there right.

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Speaker 1: Our boss THEO is here just the other day and

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Speaker 1: even knows Scary's bucket of doing anything for money and

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, he would probably jump out of a

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Speaker 1: plane for money if l Klient asked him to. And

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Speaker 1: so she even knows. I was ready to do the

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Speaker 1: erectile this function commercials? You are do you have? That?

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Speaker 1: Is that the same agency that got you the diaper commercials?

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Speaker 1: He was going to do the drive Vagina commercials too,

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Speaker 1: and don't even have Yeah, you guess to it, they

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Speaker 1: asked Danielle and I both if we want to do it.

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Speaker 1: We're like, what's get out of here? No, and scares like,

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Speaker 1: don't mind if I do vaginal dryingess commercial? Scary? I

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Speaker 1: have a friend. I have a friend. You know he's

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Speaker 1: gonna say it has a girlfriend here. You're talking about driving,

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Speaker 1: talk about Jerry Jones. I've caused a lot of dry

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Speaker 1: vaginas in my time, So what you do? But if

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Speaker 1: you did the e D commercial, you were going to

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Speaker 1: use one of your friend's names though, right yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was gonna have to say, somebody, what is your friend?

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Speaker 1: Told Darren hate this right now? I hate everyone right now? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I hate us too. If that makes you feel joined

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Speaker 1: the hate train, it's just almost over. Pain, it's done'd

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Speaker 1: be over whenever you wanted to be doing. Nate is

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Speaker 1: so so high right now. It looks like Skiller in

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Speaker 1: the movie where he's like being mean to the old lady,

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Speaker 1: which was that's all of them bench Stiller's mean to

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Speaker 1: old ladies in every single film. I'm starting to sweat,

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Speaker 1: you know, when you keep that back sweat, it's not happy. Gilmore.

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Speaker 1: I think it's happy Gilmar. Where where the grandma's in

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Speaker 1: the in the home and he's mean a ship to her.

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Speaker 1: You look exactly like him right now to McGavin, should

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Speaker 1: I get the compress ready? Yes, this is good for

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Speaker 1: your live read. For Mack Weldon, I was sweating from

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Speaker 1: a sugar high. My back was all wet, but my

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Speaker 1: Mac Weldon's kept my balls drying. That's right, And then

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Speaker 1: you can you can do the dry vagina. I'm just

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Speaker 1: disappear at any point. I'm here for the long term.

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Speaker 1: Long term he means long penis. We know what that means.

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Speaker 1: is dry. Scary Jones from Dry Wells five, The Fifteen

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