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Speaker 1: Why are apartments called apartments when they're all stuck together? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: about that. I'm just glad that I'm stuck with all

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Speaker 1: of you guys. Oh that's nice keyword. Stuck For a

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Speaker 1: brand new What's on your Mind? We're gonna start things

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Speaker 1: off as always with Brook Brook what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if I told you, guys, but

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Speaker 2: earlier this year, for school pictures, my six year old

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Speaker 2: son decided he really wanted to jazz his photo up right, So,

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Speaker 2: all on his own, he decided to wear what he

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Speaker 2: calls his gentleman's jacket.

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Speaker 1: Right, So he got in the second hand store for

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Speaker 1: like seven.

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Speaker 2: Bucks, and he said, Mom, the best thing to go

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Speaker 2: with this is a mustache.

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Speaker 1: So we got to approve through his teacher.

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Speaker 2: And he has been getting a lot of attention for

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Speaker 2: his grade.

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Speaker 1: Throwing a mustache. Oh okay, it's a filk mustache, so

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Speaker 1: fake stick on us. That's not Is that the one

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Speaker 1: that's going to be used in the actual yearbook?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, yes, he's got a tie on his jacket

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Speaker 3: off you guys.

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Speaker 4: So he is getting so much attention over this photo.

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Speaker 4: We have created a monster.

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Speaker 2: Now he wants a mustache wherever he goes. Dude, he

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Speaker 2: had a birthday party to go to for a friend

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Speaker 2: at an arcade on Saturday and he comes down panicked.

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Speaker 2: He goes, Mom, I need a mustache.

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Speaker 1: We go to the Nutcracker the next day.

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Speaker 4: What does he.

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Speaker 1: Have to have a mustache? Like?

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Speaker 2: At what point do I need to explain to him

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Speaker 2: when jokes get old?

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Speaker 1: But he's so, he's becoming just like your husband now

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Speaker 1: the snoo joke for years and years and years. This

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Speaker 1: is gonna be his snoop. I love it, but.

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Speaker 5: I just like I don't well, I don't want him

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Speaker 5: also going to these birthday parties and stealing the show.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's like buried a white

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Speaker 1: dress to a wedding and you want to see it.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I can't.

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Speaker 2: Share it at Brookage every but you can watch a

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Speaker 2: video of What's on.

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Speaker 3: Your Mind and you could see his get a tattooed

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Speaker 3: on it. Well, one year I got everyone ugly Christmas sweater.

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Speaker 3: I love the old person in the room right. There

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Speaker 3: was another time that I got all custom cookies.

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Speaker 1: Weeks, you know, keeping.

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Speaker 2: Things all together you remember years ago you got us

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Speaker 2: our own custom beer brood and you did labels with

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Speaker 2: our pictures. I mean, you go all out.

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Speaker 3: So I am an ultra. This is how I show

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Speaker 3: my love for the people I love. Until the one

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Speaker 3: year Brooke came into the room and told everybody, Hey, guys,

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Speaker 3: no presence this year.

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Speaker 1: Brook is in charge of Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Yes she is. And what happened that year? Brooke walked

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Speaker 3: in with individual presence for every single person.

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Speaker 1: Then I fel awful.

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Speaker 5: I think I did something.

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Speaker 2: It was really simple, though, like I just did.

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Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, and everybody actually came out, and

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Speaker 3: she had bags forever everybody did ever. So now I'm scarred,

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Speaker 3: and I buy something for every single person on the show,

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Speaker 3: just in case Brooke lies again.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad your gifts are coming from a good place.

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Speaker 1: Oh and then what happens at checkout?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry to guarantee these tiny little trinkets by Christmas,

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Speaker 3: you need to pay seventy five dollars.

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Speaker 1: So I paid more on shipping for your guys' gifts

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Speaker 1: this year than I did on the actual gifts. So

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Speaker 1: you tell me, Brooke that we're not extending gift that year.

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Speaker 1: I quit.

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Speaker 3: I quit. I was gonna say, you do you okay, good,

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Speaker 3: expect expect Christmas this year, and expect everyone to be happy.

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Speaker 1: Job, can't wait? Your mind so over?

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Speaker 4: Thanks give me. I told you guys, I took a

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Speaker 4: trip to Europe. Yeah, and then over Christmas, I'm going back.

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Speaker 4: And one person I regret telling this too, and that

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Speaker 4: is my little brother Owen okay, because.

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Speaker 5: Oh it is thirteen and he thinks that now I

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Speaker 5: am rich.

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Speaker 1: Well it does read that way.

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Speaker 5: I mean I've tried to explain to him what a

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Speaker 5: credit card is how these trips are funded. That was

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Speaker 5: obviously you can.

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Speaker 1: Get pretty approved up to like forty different credit cards.

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Speaker 4: You're like credit cards. That's really tempting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, somehow she has German credit cards.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't believe me.

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Speaker 5: Okay, with Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Happening and needing to get gifts, you know, so he

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Speaker 4: texts me his Christmas list, which is a separate list

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Speaker 4: from the one the rest of the family because you're

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Speaker 4: balling because I'm loaded, sister now.

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Speaker 1: Exactly.

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Speaker 4: And then we go shopping and I'm in charge of

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Speaker 4: buying gifts for my parents from him. Oh, he picks

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Speaker 4: out expensive items, but I try to say, hey, Owen,

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Speaker 4: that's a lot of money. It's like, but you're going

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Speaker 4: to Europe, so now my credit cards are actually even higher.

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Speaker 5: Thing it because I am the fake rich sister.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, you're enjoying being rich though.

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Speaker 1: Right, it's a good fake lifestyle. Yeah, Jeff, what's on

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Speaker 1: your mind? Well, so the other day one of our

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Speaker 1: listeners sent me the best gift that anyone has ever

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Speaker 1: gotten me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Kimberly, and she knows from listening that

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Speaker 1: I love chocolate muffins. Yeah, I hate him every morning.

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Speaker 1: So she sent an entire box yeah chocolate muffins to

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Speaker 1: the station.

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Speaker 4: And thank god they were pre wrapped.

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Speaker 1: Letter attached to it. And afterwards I was trying to

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Speaker 1: tell someone about it, like saying, oh man, how cool

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Speaker 1: is this? And I was showing them looks like a

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Speaker 1: whole a whole box of chocolate mini muffins, and they

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Speaker 1: said mini muffins. They're like, those are normal sized muffins.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, uh no, these are mini muffins. Are you joking?

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Speaker 1: Tell me this is a normal sized muffin. You can

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Speaker 1: see the difference, right, like huge muffins. Eating a muffin

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Speaker 1: should feel like a meal. You should kind of struggle

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Speaker 1: to get through that last bite. That's how you know

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Speaker 1: what's a normal You don't make sandwiches. They were laughing

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Speaker 1: at me, just like this, saying, no minni muffins or

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Speaker 1: the bite sized one that coming up the little trees,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, no, those are micro muffins. That

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Speaker 1: is a macular muffin.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: In my mind, these are normal. These are mini. Did

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Speaker 1: you have two mini muffins? It's about three mini muffins

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Speaker 1: to one macro muffins. Map has to add up. I'm

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Speaker 1: still grateful of the Kimberly. She did a great job.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jim. But the muffin debate continues. Don't shame

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Speaker 1: a man on the size of his muffins.

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Speaker 2: I think I actually think it's just a cup without frosting.

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Speaker 1: But whatever it is, I'm going to eat. I thank

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Speaker 1: you on your debate. There's a lot of stuff to

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Speaker 1: see on the video at Brook and Jeffrey. Go check

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Speaker 1: it out and text into seven eighty five nine two

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Speaker 1: tell us what's been on your mind. It's Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,