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Speaker 1: Like and you know, I'm not against. I'm not against
Speaker 1: if you've got you know, your parents are a little
Speaker 1: older and they've got smartphones and they don't really know
Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm not I'm not against. And hey,
Speaker 1: hey dad or mom or grandma grandpa, can I borrow
Speaker 1: your phone for a second. I want to set you
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Speaker 1: don't want a podcast is And then you set it
Speaker 1: up and then they get it automatically when they subscribe,
Speaker 1: it automatically goes to their phone. Um. Now, it helps
Speaker 1: if they actually listen, but even if they don't listen,
Speaker 1: having more subscribers does does help? Does Now? Have you
Speaker 1: had a listener get a tattoo of you yet? No? No,
Speaker 1: that would be a weird one that no one is gonna.
Speaker 1: The only one I know in radio that has had
Speaker 1: that happen is the great Tony Bruno and a caller
Speaker 1: from Maine Mr Main Event who's he passed away a
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. That guy was over the top
Speaker 1: sports radio call at Mr. Main Event and he loved
Speaker 1: Tony Bruno and he's always in town. He was also
Speaker 1: an Italian guy, you know Bruno's you know, thick Italian guy.
Speaker 1: And so he got a tattoo of Tony Bruno on
Speaker 1: his buddy had he had he had a few tattoos
Speaker 1: already of like Italian sports stars. You know that he
Speaker 1: he didn't put on his body, but he so, yeah,
Speaker 1: he that's the only one I know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I would be weird, I would be like, well, what,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you really want to do that? But
Speaker 1: if you love tattoos, I wouldn't like stop you from
Speaker 1: doing it. You know, I couldn't stop you from doing it,
Speaker 1: and I'd promote the hell out of it. Absolutely, be
Speaker 1: a little intense. Maybe, I mean, Fats is litting himself
Speaker 1: on fire. You've had doc mix. You don't don't encourage this, guest, gun,
Speaker 1: I don't encourage it. I feel like you're encouraging fast
Speaker 1: to this. Do not do that. No, I said, that's
Speaker 1: what fattiest crazy. He'd getting my name tattooed on his ass.
Speaker 1: That's how crazy he is. Do I really want that?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what I want. Oh man,
Speaker 1: Well that'd be a set to see. I know you'd
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Speaker 1: do we got on the menu? All right, we have
Speaker 1: be or not to Be in mailbacks? Very simple, very straightforward.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's start. You want to start with
Speaker 1: be or not to be? Let's start with be or not.
Speaker 1: I think it's fair to say that. So yeah, So, Ben,
Speaker 1: this is an ode to the Babylon b which I
Speaker 1: know you're a big fan of and I I've grown
Speaker 1: to have an appreciation for. I like that we're doing
Speaker 1: this bit because now I only have to hear Babylon
Speaker 1: Be stories one day a week, as opposed to five
Speaker 1: or six days a week when you would feed my
Speaker 1: phone and night social media with these stories. Alright, So
Speaker 1: these are the five titles that did not make the cut.
Speaker 1: We'll start their fare. Oh I thought you. Okay, so
Speaker 1: these did not make them going? These did not make
Speaker 1: the cut. Alien reports no intelligent life on Earth after
Speaker 1: landing in Portland, Oregon. Alright, that did not make the cut.
Speaker 1: Millennial dropped support for socialism after learning how hard it
Speaker 1: is to get avocado toast in Venezuela. Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: California converts carpool lanes into writers lanes harpol Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. That did not make the cut. Those
Speaker 1: did not make the cut. How about this one? Struggling
Speaker 1: chemistry teacher takes to life of crime, manufacturing plastic straw
Speaker 1: us to sell in the streets of Santa Barbara. That's
Speaker 1: so Santa Barbara too. And last, but not least, Nevada
Speaker 1: Church avoids coronavirus restrictions by installing slot machine. Go. I
Speaker 1: like that. I like that. Those are good? All right, good.
Speaker 1: Now we get to the meat, the meat stuff. Now
Speaker 1: we get to the good the meat and potatoes. Now,
Speaker 1: this one's no to benny versus the penny, because typically
Speaker 1: we get half and half on the selections. It's so
Speaker 1: much like craps. You're either going black or red. Or
Speaker 1: you get the green. The green is usually Sunday Night football.
Speaker 1: But Ben, if if games are not on CBS, where
Speaker 1: do people usually go to watch their games? Uh, well
Speaker 1: the games Fox or whatever? So we go on Fox.
Speaker 1: You got a better watch? So Ben, Fox announces in
Speaker 1: the fall they have a new show. It's called Night
Speaker 1: at the Museum, Revenge of the Statues? Is that b
Speaker 1: or not the be? They've tried some crazy stuff over
Speaker 1: the years on television and Fox, But I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that's the Yeah. It to all the statues being torn
Speaker 1: down and taken down all across the United States for
Speaker 1: any and all reasons. Yes, it's it's pretty pretty well.
Speaker 1: I think we should put new statues up so future
Speaker 1: generations can tear statues down. And I think that's what
Speaker 1: we should do. Well, we're doing that in front of
Speaker 1: like Staples Center and in front of all these arenas.
Speaker 1: Sports sports statues are the one statue that people haven't
Speaker 1: torn down, unless that's not true because like Joe Paterno
Speaker 1: had his statue removed, right and Jerry Richardson out in
Speaker 1: Carolina with the Panthers. Yeah yeah, so even that is
Speaker 1: not But most of these athletes get a free pass.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you knew what some of these guys
Speaker 1: did back in the time, I mean they were wild
Speaker 1: people with the morality of today compared to the morality
Speaker 1: when they were athletes. Yeah. Look, even you know Muhammad Ali,
Speaker 1: you go down the list. I mean there a lot
Speaker 1: of these guys lived wild lives, that's right. I mean
Speaker 1: the these the eighties Lakers. Oh yeah, hell yeah except
Speaker 1: a C. Green a C. My man a C. He
Speaker 1: he kept it in his pants. Yeah. Be sure to
Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show week days
Speaker 1: at two am Eastern eleven p m. Pacific on Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. How about
Speaker 1: this one? Be uh? Then the B or not the
Speaker 1: B Georgia detectives discover dead body is sex doll? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean this, I'd like to think that. Now. Does
Speaker 1: this where the report came in and they called, they
Speaker 1: went out there and then they realized it was a
Speaker 1: sex doll? Or was this the police initially thought it
Speaker 1: was a sex doll? Changes the story? Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: investigating a crime, so they got called on this, but
Speaker 1: they didn't know. I I I believe that's true because
Speaker 1: I my wife tells me stories. She's a nine one
Speaker 1: one operator. She tells me stories of the crazy stuff
Speaker 1: people called think they think it's something and is not.
Speaker 1: So I think that I'll say this all right, so
Speaker 1: you are too for to Yeah, BacT in Liberty County
Speaker 1: Deputes had gotten to a crime scene, but they couldn't
Speaker 1: approach the body and they couldn't touch it until the
Speaker 1: corner got there because of policy. So when the corner
Speaker 1: got there, they investigated. The corps in Tournado was actually
Speaker 1: a sex doll. So that's that's sex doll. Must have
Speaker 1: really been a bad sex dollar. This demise like you
Speaker 1: imagine the B or not the B? How about this one?
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton suggests that Americans vote for president by email.
Speaker 1: All right, so let's break this down scientifically. Uh does
Speaker 1: it sound like it's I mean it's yeah, but I
Speaker 1: haven't heard. I mean I haven't heard Hillary do any interviews.
Speaker 1: Reason maybe she hasn't. I missed it. I get earlier
Speaker 1: this week President Trump said they might delay the election
Speaker 1: because of the mail in voting. Yeah, but I she's
Speaker 1: not really done a lot of media stuff, so I
Speaker 1: have not heard it. I think I would have heard.
Speaker 1: That's when I probably that was true. I would have
Speaker 1: heard that, so I'm gonna say that's that's uh, that's
Speaker 1: Babylon by Yeah, not to say that she's probably not
Speaker 1: thinking it. The funny thing about the Babylon bise this
Speaker 1: type of story is now, if she comes out and
Speaker 1: says in the future weeks, hey, I think that Americans
Speaker 1: should vote for president by email, they'll say, wait a minute, Uh,
Speaker 1: you know that was a Babylon bas story. But she
Speaker 1: actually said it. You know, it's like it's like those
Speaker 1: things from The Simpsons when they become in fact, are
Speaker 1: our guy? Uh, it's having a mental block the political
Speaker 1: guy we had on? Was it last week? Yeah, Dave Ruben,
Speaker 1: he tweeted out a Flint Stone's video about media control
Speaker 1: that was pretty funny, and many people think that that,
Speaker 1: based on the pulling of the YouTube and the the
Speaker 1: Facebook video this week, that that is the Simpsons nailed
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, they've they've they've hit some great ones
Speaker 1: in the past. Yeah. Well, you're on for thirty years,
Speaker 1: you take some chances. Sure, that's true, that's true. How
Speaker 1: about this one's gonna be tough because of the location.
Speaker 1: Florida woman who posted a viral video questioning why officers
Speaker 1: pulled a gun on her caught stealing a car. Alright,
Speaker 1: so woman, she claims the officers were doing what they
Speaker 1: were do, making a video or something. She questioned the
Speaker 1: officers because they pulled her over and pointed a gun
Speaker 1: at her, and it turned out she stole a car.
Speaker 1: All right. I think this one's true because this sounds
Speaker 1: I've heard similar versions of this story. So if it's
Speaker 1: a babalom be, it's I mean, I feel like I've
Speaker 1: heard some something like this somewhere. You know, you get
Speaker 1: get stopped for like something, you like, what don't you
Speaker 1: pull me over? I wasn't speeding and then you find
Speaker 1: out yet like a warrant or whatever. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, you're yeah, I'm on fire. I was
Speaker 1: born for be or not to be man. So check
Speaker 1: this out. This woman in Tampa Bay. She actually posted
Speaker 1: a video that went viral a police officers pulling her
Speaker 1: over drawing a gun on her after she was pulled
Speaker 1: over and reportedly what was a stolen car. She now
Speaker 1: faces charges Bend of failing to return at a least
Speaker 1: vehicle and have a fraudulent credit card that was in use.
Speaker 1: So that so she went from telling officers that she
Speaker 1: was actually borrowing a friend's car to actually not borrowing it,
Speaker 1: to stealing a least car never returning it. That reminds me.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite shows, and I don't even know
Speaker 1: if it's still on and I haven't watched it in years,
Speaker 1: but I used to love it was Bake Car. People
Speaker 1: watch Bake Car? Is that still? I don't think I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Yeah, probably not, but it was. That
Speaker 1: was a good show. And my favorite part was when
Speaker 1: they would they would turn the kill switch on the
Speaker 1: car that was the bait car, and then they'd go
Speaker 1: and approach the person and then they said, oh, I
Speaker 1: was just moving the car, or I was helping a
Speaker 1: friend out or something like that, or you know, I
Speaker 1: wasn't stealing it. I love the excuses. I love that.
Speaker 1: That was hilarious. The crap people would come up with
Speaker 1: when they we know they were caught red handed. It
Speaker 1: was the car was planted to get great, last one
Speaker 1: on the b or not to be. I can go
Speaker 1: five for five if I get this right. Yeah. Man
Speaker 1: loses limb skydiving. Man loses limb skydiving. Uh, I mean
Speaker 1: I think that I can see that I don't want
Speaker 1: to screw this one up. I did. I remember, I
Speaker 1: got four right, and then I screwed up the last.
Speaker 1: I want to say, that's true, Well, you're five for
Speaker 1: five patting a houses. I couldn't use the full context
Speaker 1: because I'm sure you would have gotten it right for sure.
Speaker 1: But uh Ben. Last week, a guy jumped out of
Speaker 1: a plane in Addison County his skydiving in a popular spot.
Speaker 1: But the trick and all this is he actually had
Speaker 1: an artificial limb that he lost while skydiving. He lost
Speaker 1: it and needed to get someone else to retrieve it
Speaker 1: for him. He said in a quote, I think my
Speaker 1: drilling was so high and I was just excited. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize I had lost it. He lost his lost
Speaker 1: his artificial leg while skydiving. Can you imagine, though, trying
Speaker 1: to trying to land. Oh man, oh, in that moment
Speaker 1: when you realize the leg is out, and then and
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh geez, there you go jump out
Speaker 1: of a plane. You never know what's gonna happen. Would
Speaker 1: you be more inclined to jump out of a plane
Speaker 1: or to bungee jump? Man? I wouldn't. I wouldn't do either.
Speaker 1: But I guess if I had to choose, I would
Speaker 1: bungee jump because at least in theory you figure maybe
Speaker 1: the rope won't snap. But jumping out of a plane, man, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's great for the first couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: But my my cousin said he did it, and they
Speaker 1: did it for a bachelor party. He says, the shot
Speaker 1: of adrenaline you get from doing it. They had a
Speaker 1: beer right after they landed, and he said he passed
Speaker 1: out the rest of the day. He slept all day
Speaker 1: after that. He was just so drained from the adrenaline rush.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's it's crazy, man. I wonder how long
Speaker 1: does the average skydive last? Have you you've never done? No? Never, never,
Speaker 1: But did you do it? No? I don't even think.
Speaker 1: I mean I'd be born in kind of skydive than
Speaker 1: a bungee jump. Yeah, why I I just does you
Speaker 1: want to leap off a bridge and because of that
Speaker 1: thing snaps like you know, you're going right into the ground.
Speaker 1: At least at least if you're skydiving, you have an
Speaker 1: idea of where you're going for a landing spot. Anyway,
Speaker 1: because of their time, some kind of terrain just kind
Speaker 1: of if the shoot doesn't open, it doesn't matter where
Speaker 1: you're landing flat, you're a pancake. You're dead. It's over,
Speaker 1: lights out, game over. But if you're skydiving, usually skydiving
Speaker 1: with friends, or your skydiving with a guide, still, I
Speaker 1: mean they we've seen stories, we've read stories, we've talked
Speaker 1: about stories where people thought that, you know, they had
Speaker 1: a guide and the guide had done it for thirty
Speaker 1: years and this was the day the shoot didn't open,
Speaker 1: you know, this was when they both died, and that
Speaker 1: that's that's it. Yeah, I imagine that you're falling. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest time in my life. All right,
Speaker 1: let's pull shoot. I'm dead. Nothing comes up, and then
Speaker 1: you got the rest of the time, and I was like,
Speaker 1: the same thing. I mean, it's still I can still
Speaker 1: close my eyes and see the videos of those people
Speaker 1: jumping off the World Trade Center in a nine eleven
Speaker 1: and how terrible that. I mean, the thing that was
Speaker 1: your only option, you know, that was your that of
Speaker 1: the two choices you had, that was the one. And
Speaker 1: uh yeah, alright, very ghoulish. Macab be sure to catch
Speaker 1: live editions of the Ben Maller show weekdays at two
Speaker 1: a m. Eastern PM Pacific time out for the mail bag,
Speaker 1: actual questions by actual listeners. Thus we call it the
Speaker 1: mail bag, and thank you for the question. You guys
Speaker 1: have been great, and we asked on Wednesdays, and you
Speaker 1: guys fill up the mail bag and we try to
Speaker 1: get everyone on. We don't have time for everyone, so
Speaker 1: we cherry pick randomly random random questions. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Valls fan and Jimmy from Fayetteville, Tennessee, longtime
Speaker 1: Mallam militiaman writes and he says, Ben, will you make
Speaker 1: the Benny Award for best filling for the crew? Jonas
Speaker 1: has the advantage because no one will sit in your chair.
Speaker 1: Eddie is making a strong push, and so is Brian Finley.
Speaker 1: You know who wants even to be nominated is West
Speaker 1: of the four oh five. Now you don't guess, let
Speaker 1: me answer that Jimmy Gascon does not want to be
Speaker 1: Mr West of the four or five does not want
Speaker 1: to be nominated because he can't handle the overnights. That's
Speaker 1: not true. He's such a pussy willow that the overnight
Speaker 1: lifestyle is too much. Otherwise he would fill in. But
Speaker 1: they don't even call him. He's on the do not
Speaker 1: call this yes, because he cannot handle the hours. He's
Speaker 1: a daytime guy, he's an evening guy. He's not an
Speaker 1: overnight and not everyone's cut out for You're not everyone's
Speaker 1: made for the military. Not everyone's made for overnight radio.
Speaker 1: You know, I I got to the network and that's
Speaker 1: exactly the ship that I started on with Jonas and
Speaker 1: a couple of the guys that went overnight. But you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, we have ambitions and we have things that
Speaker 1: we want to do, and certain people are content with
Speaker 1: staying that way. Um, well I'm not. Let me explain
Speaker 1: to you how syndicated radio Horse. I know you're new
Speaker 1: to syndicate, been in the business a long time and
Speaker 1: syndicated radio working overnight, you're actually on more affiliates. I
Speaker 1: am cleared by more radio stations than Colin Cowherd, Dan
Speaker 1: Pa Trick being on where I am. So you're actually
Speaker 1: you're available on big, massive radio stations, and you you
Speaker 1: would be shocked how many people have insomnia and how
Speaker 1: many people can't sleep, or how many people you know,
Speaker 1: a couple of days a week they stay up late whatever.
Speaker 1: So I actually have more of a reach by doing
Speaker 1: the overnight show. If I went to a daytime show,
Speaker 1: I'd make more money because the advertising is more expensive,
Speaker 1: but I would have less people listening. It's odd that one.
Speaker 1: I know that. I mean, people also listened to you
Speaker 1: on the Armed Forces Network, like they listened to you
Speaker 1: in Japan and Australia and Germany like and all the
Speaker 1: ships at sea. Yeah, yeah, I get that. It's just
Speaker 1: the what you have, the luxury of working four hours
Speaker 1: on the show, or you know, filling it four hours.
Speaker 1: You know, each hour it's like dog years. Each hour
Speaker 1: of talk radio is like seven hours. Did you know that?
Speaker 1: You don't know that because you you know, you know,
Speaker 1: like a host guy. No, no, yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: but when we do these podcasts, it almost feels like
Speaker 1: it's cut in half, right because it's easy, it's free flowing,
Speaker 1: there's no drama. There's plenty of conversation. Um, I'm awake.
Speaker 1: I know you're not usually working with you know people, Wow,
Speaker 1: are you just unloading them? I'm just no. But but
Speaker 1: I work a four hour show, and I put seven
Speaker 1: hours of prep into each hour. That's a twenty eight
Speaker 1: hour work day. So I'm working twenty eight hours a
Speaker 1: day on the show, and you times that by five.
Speaker 1: I'm working a hundred and forty hours a week just
Speaker 1: on the radio show and the podcast. We don't put
Speaker 1: any effort into so it's different. But but the hundred
Speaker 1: and forty hours a week, now, do you think that that?
Speaker 1: Do you think the anchors should be there during overnight
Speaker 1: hours for seven eight nine hours a night. Well, the
Speaker 1: way I look at it, the way the business is
Speaker 1: going getting rid of a lot of the news anchors,
Speaker 1: I think you should just be happy if you're a
Speaker 1: news anchor because I have friends of mine that have
Speaker 1: lost their job that was sports update guys. So I
Speaker 1: think you know, I'm all for the more jobs the
Speaker 1: Marrier and radio. It's already a small enough circle that
Speaker 1: work in this business. So I I think, if you know,
Speaker 1: rather than bitch and complain about it, and I think,
Speaker 1: you know, why not just enjoy the fact that you
Speaker 1: actually still have gameful employment. Well, who's bitching and moaning
Speaker 1: about it? I'm just like alterior motives, I'm no, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the purpose because yeah, because you want to
Speaker 1: you want to fetch the stories, you want to hunt
Speaker 1: down the stories, and you want the news you want
Speaker 1: that flow of activity, right like you don't want to
Speaker 1: be a bump on a log. And so that's what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. I think that's the joy
Speaker 1: of of doing daytime radio. Yeah no, no, all right,
Speaker 1: let's see here, any meny money more Pierre from Springfield, right,
Speaker 1: so he says, But just like the Mallard militia eat
Speaker 1: their own, the cancel culture and mainstream media have once
Speaker 1: again set there are sites on another the Hollywood leeds
Speaker 1: this time Ellen de generous. Do you think it's time
Speaker 1: for a new segment of the Fifth Hour? So this
Speaker 1: is this is Pierre helping us with content, all right,
Speaker 1: he says, do you think it's time for a new
Speaker 1: segment here dedicated to the latest pop culture, sports figure,
Speaker 1: or anything else that is deemed offensive, sexist, racist, pigoted.
Speaker 1: And he even came up with a name for the bit.
Speaker 1: He says, another one bites the dust, he said, you
Speaker 1: can call another one. By says, So he wants us
Speaker 1: to feature someone or something in pop culture that has
Speaker 1: been canceled by the mob. That's a pretty good idea
Speaker 1: because we could have completely opposite takes on it, too, right,
Speaker 1: like where I would feel that it shouldn't be canceled,
Speaker 1: and you do, and vice versa. There's very few things
Speaker 1: I think should be canceled. Yeah, so it's a very
Speaker 1: small it's like a thimble the the amount. But that's
Speaker 1: actually good here. We'll consider that. We're all about the content,
Speaker 1: and I know we'll obviously bring it up something big
Speaker 1: in sports, but we can do pop culture. We're allowed
Speaker 1: to do pop culture, all right. Matt in Dallas fort
Speaker 1: Worth rights and he says, Ben, don't you think it's
Speaker 1: time to change the name of the Mallar Militia if
Speaker 1: fort because I guess he's referencing cancel culture. Uh. It
Speaker 1: forced to change in the name because you know, militia
Speaker 1: promotes violence and as offensive to pacifists and Brian Finley,
Speaker 1: what would you select? Uh? Well, Matt, thank you for
Speaker 1: your patronage. I appreciate that. Um and I I didn't
Speaker 1: even come up with the militia, the Mallard Militia. That
Speaker 1: was a guy named appropriate enough, Johadas John in Michigan,
Speaker 1: who was a big super fan of the show years
Speaker 1: ago in the early two thousands and was like like
Speaker 1: a biggest fan and he just gave up on sports
Speaker 1: radio I don't know, it's a weird story would happened
Speaker 1: to him. But he was upset because his teams didn't win.
Speaker 1: And he said, if I don't, my teams don't win.
Speaker 1: By the time I turned forty, I'm never gonna watch.
Speaker 1: And he didn't watch. He was a man of his word.
Speaker 1: He stopped, he stopped listening, and gave up sports and
Speaker 1: and all that. But I think the militia is a noble,
Speaker 1: noble group. Um. And if you look at the definition
Speaker 1: of a militia, it's a military force that is raised
Speaker 1: from the civil population to supplement the regular It's a
Speaker 1: support staff for the army in an emergency. That's why
Speaker 1: we have the Mallard. Oh, now we haven't done the
Speaker 1: Mallar oath on the show. If you want call up
Speaker 1: next week. This coming week here, we'll do the Mallard oath.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I mean, listen, I I don't even
Speaker 1: but if we did change it, what would we what
Speaker 1: we'd call I don't know. We'd call it the Mallard
Speaker 1: Armed Forces, the Mallard. How about this Benny's Battalion. That's good,
Speaker 1: you like that, but that's offensive. Also, Benny's Benny's brigade
Speaker 1: or you know suddenly is that kind of rhymes or
Speaker 1: Mallard's military or you know Mallard mob. Oh mob, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could do that. I could be the underball, you
Speaker 1: could be the underboss. I'll be the mob. That's good.
Speaker 1: There you go. We have a bunch of captains that
Speaker 1: actually probably would work better than militia. No, because no,
Speaker 1: because then you then all these all these militia members
Speaker 1: would want to have a rank. Oh yeah, they wouldn't
Speaker 1: na just be uh yeah, the soldiers they are, or
Speaker 1: the what do they call the lower in the mob?
Speaker 1: What's the lowest frank of the mob? I don't know,
Speaker 1: like a gopher? Um no, they I know they had
Speaker 1: the boss, they have the underboss, they have the captain,
Speaker 1: and then below that, I forget what it is the
Speaker 1: lowest rank. To watch Good Fellas again, be sure to
Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at
Speaker 1: two am easterncific. All right, Chris in my ketto, I
Speaker 1: I think I'm portraying that we've had that before. Chris
Speaker 1: is a regular. He says, for a gascon, what are
Speaker 1: your favorite bets on the craps table? You sounded like
Speaker 1: a don't player on a previous podcast for your information,
Speaker 1: everyone hates don't play. Yeah, yeah, so I don't play that.
Speaker 1: Don't come line. I will only play either no tens
Speaker 1: or no fours. And basically, Ben, what that means is this,
Speaker 1: because you've played craps before, right, I what I have
Speaker 1: done with craps. I don't understand craps. I just might
Speaker 1: I just follow the person who seemed hot and just
Speaker 1: mimic their bets at the craps table. So I'm the
Speaker 1: worst person when it comes to this, but I like,
Speaker 1: I'll go. I hear a lot of always in the
Speaker 1: back of the casino back when normal times, during the apocalypse,
Speaker 1: before the apocalypse, and I'll go over there. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy's winning some money. I'm gonna put some money
Speaker 1: down on whatever he's doing, you know, right, Well, so okay,
Speaker 1: so follow me on this then real quick. Because the
Speaker 1: point of craps is when you have your initial role,
Speaker 1: like your first role, um, the goal is to either
Speaker 1: roll a seven or eleven. And so if you're betting,
Speaker 1: if you're betting on that role, you want to hit
Speaker 1: a seven or eleven any kind of combination. Okay, So
Speaker 1: if you do not hit seven or eleven, and you
Speaker 1: hit any number that ranges either from four to ten,
Speaker 1: you'll have the pit bosses will have a marker, and
Speaker 1: that marker will go on that number. So let's just say,
Speaker 1: for argument's sake, your opening role was not a seven,
Speaker 1: it was not eleven, but it was a six, okay.
Speaker 1: Because the game of craps is probability, sixes and eights
Speaker 1: are your highest probability of numbers to be rolled outside
Speaker 1: of a seven. Okay. So the only way for you
Speaker 1: to make more money now on your initial bet is
Speaker 1: that you have to now hit another six, and you
Speaker 1: have to hit the six before you roll another seven.
Speaker 1: If you roll a seven, the entire table loses. Now,
Speaker 1: I either bet No. Four or No. Ten. The reason
Speaker 1: why I bet either No. Four or No. Ten is
Speaker 1: I'm betting at any time that you will never roll
Speaker 1: a ten or four before you roll a seven. And
Speaker 1: the reason why is because the four and the ten
Speaker 1: are the lowest probability on the board outside of you
Speaker 1: rolling snake eyes or box cars, which is double six.
Speaker 1: Is so what I bet though. Here's the kicker, though,
Speaker 1: is that if you want to bet, and let's say
Speaker 1: you want to bet like twenty five bucks that you'll
Speaker 1: you'll roll seven or eleven and you win twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: I can't do that if I roll if I bet
Speaker 1: like a No. Ten or No. Four, I have to
Speaker 1: bet fifty dollars. So it's the odds are one to two,
Speaker 1: not two to one. So it's one to two odds
Speaker 1: at the bet fifty dollars just to win twenty five
Speaker 1: all right. So it's a it's a very patient and
Speaker 1: like methodical approach. So to answer his question, I don't
Speaker 1: fade the table. I just fade the shooter from rolling
Speaker 1: a four or ten because if any time you roll
Speaker 1: a seven or you hit your number like you hit
Speaker 1: the six, I don't lose my money, but I don't
Speaker 1: win any money where everybody else does. Uh huh. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a headache if we talk more about this.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Vegas, baby, when are you going? We were
Speaker 1: supposed to go to Vegas. I talked to somebody who's
Speaker 1: in Vegas that recently said it sucks. It does. All
Speaker 1: the restaurants aren't open the way they used to be.
Speaker 1: The stuff's closing down early, you know, like casinos are
Speaker 1: open but nobody's socializing. Everyone's plastic up everywhere, and they
Speaker 1: get over the mask the whole time. Isn't Robbie or
Speaker 1: don't you have a couple of followers that are poker players,
Speaker 1: that that are instant city Oh, Robin Vegas. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got a couple of guys like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: do they play anymore? Or what do they do? I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They haven't told me. I'm not sure,
Speaker 1: all right, Dave writes in from St. Paul Minneso. He says,
Speaker 1: how do you feel that Joe Kelly got a longer
Speaker 1: suspension than any of the cheating Astros. Well, then we
Speaker 1: talked about that on the radio show, did several milelogues. Wait,
Speaker 1: probably too many monologues about the Dodgers and the Astros.
Speaker 1: But now listen the Rob Manford is a co conspirator
Speaker 1: and what the Astros did. He's the getaway driver. He
Speaker 1: didn't rob the bank, but he was outside the bank
Speaker 1: and he was ready with the car running and jump in,
Speaker 1: let's get away. And it's it's just wild. I guess
Speaker 1: the analogy is somebody steals something from you and the
Speaker 1: police don't do anything whatever, and then and then you
Speaker 1: eventually get to the point we're like, okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something to this person, and then they
Speaker 1: get you for They're like, well, what, no, you You're
Speaker 1: not supposed They're allowed to steal whatever they stole, but
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to get your revenge. Yes, bullshit, bullshit,
Speaker 1: that is what it is. Ethan An akron right, And
Speaker 1: he says, who is the voiceover guy for Fox Sports Radio?
Speaker 1: Is it a real person? I was watching a Dodger
Speaker 1: game with the radio feed and I heard him on
Speaker 1: one of the Dodger ads. If he's a real person,
Speaker 1: you guys should get him on, Ethans. Well, Ethan, it
Speaker 1: is a real person. It's a voiceover artist. And that's
Speaker 1: all he does is voice commercials and the imaging for
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio. And I would be I would be
Speaker 1: cool gettinghim out. I don't know this the current voice
Speaker 1: guy the early days of Fox Sports Radio. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: having a mental block here. Damn uh. The voiceover guy
Speaker 1: who's now the voiceover guy for ESPN was the voiceover
Speaker 1: guy at Fox and we interviewed him. We were doing
Speaker 1: shows at the Fox lot and we had him in
Speaker 1: and this guy lived what a great life. He Uh,
Speaker 1: he worked at his house kind of like I'm do now.
Speaker 1: And and but what he said that the big money
Speaker 1: in voiceover is for movie trailers. He did a few
Speaker 1: of those. And and the guys in l A they'll
Speaker 1: pay key up in a limo probably now you just
Speaker 1: do it from the house, but they pick up on
Speaker 1: a limo. They take you to a little booth at
Speaker 1: the studio. You have like an hour voice session, and
Speaker 1: they pay you thousands and thousands of thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: and and you end up working like about an hour
Speaker 1: a day to save your voice. But yeah, yeah, i'd
Speaker 1: be cool. I'd be interesting to have him on and
Speaker 1: ask what it's like to be a voice over a guy.
Speaker 1: And and uh, you want to track him down? Gascon
Speaker 1: talked to to Veto or some of the guys in
Speaker 1: the back there and see if we can get his name.
Speaker 1: Can I can try to do that? I want to
Speaker 1: be a problem. Yeah, hut him down, probably build a
Speaker 1: company for the podcast, all right, I would, Uh Andy
Speaker 1: writes in from Long Lake, Minnesota. Well that's offensive, Long Lake.
Speaker 1: What if you're not long Who's gonna buy the Timberwolves?
Speaker 1: KG and his billionaire Boys Club or well, that's a
Speaker 1: great question. Uh Andy. My My theory on this is
Speaker 1: a if all things are equal, it's Kevin Garnett, right,
Speaker 1: because if the big ticket, you look at how the
Speaker 1: NBA is and they they they want to get more
Speaker 1: former players involved in the upper ranks of the NBA
Speaker 1: for several reasons. But I gotta think that if Gardnett
Speaker 1: and and by all accounts he's gotten was it three
Speaker 1: or four billionaires together, if he's close or the same,
Speaker 1: they go with him. So I would say it's up
Speaker 1: to that. And after if the money is a lot different,
Speaker 1: and if it's not close, highest bidder wins, highest bidder win.
Speaker 1: Carlos in Houston, right, So he says Boston cream Pie
Speaker 1: or Banana cream pie? And and when is Skeeter and
Speaker 1: Montana getting his pie party? All good questions. I love
Speaker 1: Boston cream Pie. It's wonderful. I've had it at the
Speaker 1: first that hotel in Boston where they claim the legend
Speaker 1: is that they first serve Boston cream Pie. Uh but
Speaker 1: banana cream pie for the win. Banana cream pie for
Speaker 1: the win. Yeah, I notice on that. It's you know,
Speaker 1: it's just the reality. It's just you know, in some
Speaker 1: parallel dimension, it's Boston Creempie. And as far as Skeeter,
Speaker 1: I owe Skeeter a phone call. He gave me like
Speaker 1: a three hour window to call him. So I need
Speaker 1: a call Skeeter. Uh, but I don't know when the party.
Speaker 1: The party got pushed back. But we'll still have the party.
Speaker 1: We'll honor Skeeter. Miguel on fire from wrencho Kuka Manga. Right,
Speaker 1: So he says Ben and Gascon, if you too were
Speaker 1: multi talented musicians, what genre of music would you guys
Speaker 1: most likely be playing? Uh, well, pretty nuanced. I could
Speaker 1: play any genre of music. But if you're going into music,
Speaker 1: most guys go into it to get the full effects
Speaker 1: of the perks of the music, which is the ladies.
Speaker 1: So I you know, some kind of rock, right, some
Speaker 1: kind of what's that? Or what's that? Who's the guy
Speaker 1: that is he still popular? Dave Shearon? Is he still
Speaker 1: a big deal? He's getting a lot of attention, you
Speaker 1: know from the other fairer sex. Right, I might go classical,
Speaker 1: like I might go, I think you can't go wrong
Speaker 1: with See here's the thing with piano. You can play
Speaker 1: the piano into any kind of genre. So if you're
Speaker 1: doing that for also the female companionship, you get some
Speaker 1: worth females that are yeah, you do, you do like
Speaker 1: the cougars. The cougars are coming. The cougars are coming. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Moving Man, Matt rights and he says, currently I'm in
Speaker 1: North Bend, Washington. Why on earth Brian Finley. He makes
Speaker 1: Jared from Subway a candidate for babysitting. Dudes are creep
Speaker 1: and guess John Sucks is from Moving Man Man. Well,
Speaker 1: this it's a little harsh on on Finley. Finley's heart
Speaker 1: is in the right place. I mean a little over
Speaker 1: the top on some of the some of the fun
Speaker 1: that we were having. Yeah, it lit't carried away there.
Speaker 1: But we'll get him. He keeps filling in for Eddie,
Speaker 1: and Eddie takes in the more time off, and eventually
Speaker 1: we'll we'll we'll whip Brian Finley into shape. I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I'll be like one of those NBA China basketball camp
Speaker 1: you were saying that article with the thirteen year olds
Speaker 1: are getting drilled in the face by forty year old coaches.
Speaker 1: That seems reasonable. Ship. Oh you go. If you don't
Speaker 1: listen boom right in the right in the channas, right
Speaker 1: in the channas, Jason said, moving man Matt would rather
Speaker 1: be served jello shots by Bill Cosby at a pool
Speaker 1: party hosted by Jerry Sandusky, then listen to Brian fa
Speaker 1: It's a good line, Jason. That's a that's an in line.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing Brian Finley locally docally do probably will not
Speaker 1: find that funny. He will not find a humor in
Speaker 1: that at all. But so on Marco from Oakdale Rights,
Speaker 1: and he says, is there a chance that the Finley
Speaker 1: fanatics will take the Mallar Militia to lunch someday? Or
Speaker 1: will we be divided? Uh? And then he and then
Speaker 1: he says, Marco says, Finley fanatics lives matter is what
Speaker 1: he says. Well, Uh, yeah, there you go. Look at that.
Speaker 1: There's things popping up here, sound sound effects popping up. Ah,
Speaker 1: that was clearly a screw up by somebody. I will say, no,
Speaker 1: the Finley finaticals don't even exist. They're a fignant figment
Speaker 1: of Brian Finley's imagination. There's no such thing as the
Speaker 1: Finley fanatics. It's all just a made up operation. So
Speaker 1: forget about that. Uh let's see here, any meany mighty
Speaker 1: mo uh Ulysses in Virginia Beach. Right, Since you think
Speaker 1: the NFL will ever play the same players in offense
Speaker 1: and defense? If not, why every other sport does it? Well,
Speaker 1: uh Ulysses, I'll answer it this one, all right. They
Speaker 1: don't do it because they're worried the players will be
Speaker 1: worn out. They want them fresh for the fourth quarter
Speaker 1: of games, and it's physically draining, and it gives the
Speaker 1: other team an advantage. If you're playing a couple of
Speaker 1: players both ways the fourth quarter, they're not gonna have
Speaker 1: any energy left. But with the pandemic the way it is,
Speaker 1: I am relatively confident. I am relatively confident that if
Speaker 1: they lose enough players, we'll see more and more two
Speaker 1: way players. We're gonna see that. Did you play two
Speaker 1: ways back in the day when you played, I did
Speaker 1: a little bit. I played on the offensive line on
Speaker 1: goal line situations. I played on on the defense, defensive line,
Speaker 1: defensive en defensive line, I was. I was the guy
Speaker 1: in the middle of plug it up, so they couldn't
Speaker 1: run in the middle as they took up the middle.
Speaker 1: All right, who's next? Ro Ricardo from Fresno rights in
Speaker 1: and says, hey, Ben, do you not believe in momentum
Speaker 1: or momentum in sports? Well, Ricardo, I don't know how
Speaker 1: long I've been listening, but I do not. Momentum is
Speaker 1: a weasel term. It's right there with home field, the
Speaker 1: locker room chemistry, savvy veterans, all championship pedigree, bulletin board material.
Speaker 1: These are terms used by sports media people to explain
Speaker 1: the outcome of event. And my proof on that is
Speaker 1: when the outcome that is expected does not happen, then
Speaker 1: those things are never mentioned. For example, like if the
Speaker 1: Patriots when they beat the Rams, they talked about the
Speaker 1: championship pedigree and the savvy veterans and the experienced Super
Speaker 1: Bowl experience. If the Rams had won that game and
Speaker 1: it came down to the fourth quarter, none of that
Speaker 1: would have been mentioned. None of that would have been mentioned.
Speaker 1: And like you know, team team chemistry. That was a
Speaker 1: big one for me because I covered the Clippers in
Speaker 1: the nineties were terrible and they got along, they hung
Speaker 1: out together on the road. They all loved each other.
Speaker 1: There was a brotherhood in the locker room. And they
Speaker 1: got on the court and they were dribbling down their
Speaker 1: chin if you know what I mean, not a court.
Speaker 1: They just couldn't They couldn't do anything. They were terrible.
Speaker 1: So I don't believe in that stuff. I don't believe
Speaker 1: in like actual momentum. If you push something down a hill,
Speaker 1: the momentum will pick up. But as far as actual
Speaker 1: amentdument sports, there's things like confidence that I believe in. Uh.
Speaker 1: And you know, people get confident. When you're confident you
Speaker 1: do something, you can do it over and over and over,
Speaker 1: um more effectively anyway. So that's that. Uh. Joe and
Speaker 1: Virginia Beach says, are the furloughs over. I'm not dissing
Speaker 1: the replacements. I listened to some of them on the weekends.
Speaker 1: But my schedule works perfectly with cooking with Roberto Puck
Speaker 1: the world instead of Iceline, etcetera. I look forward to
Speaker 1: those bits. My local is forcing the sports junkies, honest
Speaker 1: all right, So I can't I can't address the sports junkies.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with that. That's a
Speaker 1: local programming decision. I don't know those guys. Maybe they're
Speaker 1: good guys. I have no idea. But as far as
Speaker 1: the furlough thing, uh yeah, I mean I I any
Speaker 1: I believe is done, I am not. I still have
Speaker 1: a lot of furlough time left. I'm most likely going
Speaker 1: to take some of it in August. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get it out. I don't want to take any time
Speaker 1: off during football, uh the NFL, because I'm confident there
Speaker 1: will be an NFL season. So I'm gonna take maybe
Speaker 1: a couple of long weekends in August. So I am
Speaker 1: warning you, and I'll try to let everyone know. But
Speaker 1: I have for a lot of furlough time left. I've
Speaker 1: only used I think a few days of it. So
Speaker 1: so we have that. Uh let's see here. Barry and Chattanooga,
Speaker 1: Tennessee says, of all the game shows that you do
Speaker 1: on your program, what is the one you like the best,
Speaker 1: and which one do you like the least? Which one
Speaker 1: would Gagon do the worst? That well, Gagan would be
Speaker 1: bad at all of them, but my favorite games. Mallard's
Speaker 1: amount of Money has become a big favorite of mine.
Speaker 1: I love password using the Mala maneuver. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Years ago, my favorite was balder Dash, but we used
Speaker 1: to call it Jeopardy back when we call the Jeopardy
Speaker 1: and we do like two segments of it. The one
Speaker 1: that I'm not the happiest with would most likely be
Speaker 1: coach player entertainer. It's one of the reasons we don't
Speaker 1: do it every weekend. Um, I just think that doesn't
Speaker 1: I think it's something missing from it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. I like the concept of it. It's
Speaker 1: been good occasionally, but maybe we need some tweet and
Speaker 1: I had to be open to a new game. If
Speaker 1: you have any want to suggest something that you think
Speaker 1: would be a good radio game show, Barry and Chattanooga
Speaker 1: or are you listening, um, feel free email me. I'm
Speaker 1: open to it. I'm absolutely, absolutely opening to it. Oh
Speaker 1: but uh, let's see games games are probably little bit
Speaker 1: better than Power Hours. So yeah, I'm still upset about that.
Speaker 1: You're still upset that Cowboy and Windsor was a bigger
Speaker 1: star than you. Yeah, you're annoyed by that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know you had your minions reach out to me. What
Speaker 1: do you do? What guest going poet I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm usually asleeping that time. John from Shiphole, Colorado rights
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, Ben, do you ever let your
Speaker 1: right hand know what your left hand is doing? No?
Speaker 1: I do not. R J in send A Tonio's temporarily
Speaker 1: says in Bremerton, Washington, he says, what kind of tacos
Speaker 1: do you prefer to eat? What kind of toppings do
Speaker 1: you put on your tacos? Well, I'm a I'm a
Speaker 1: crunchy taco guy. I like the graando tacos. Uh. Tito's
Speaker 1: Tacos is the holy land of tacos in in in
Speaker 1: the Los Angeles are in Culver City is just east
Speaker 1: of the four oh five. Thank god. I wouldn't go
Speaker 1: there if it was west of the four or five.
Speaker 1: But it's just east of the four h five freeway
Speaker 1: in Culver City. Uh, And I love that place. I
Speaker 1: would eat there. I actually did eat there twice a
Speaker 1: week when I lived closer to it. Now I go
Speaker 1: there once every four months to get my fix. But
Speaker 1: that would be that would be the one will in
Speaker 1: Virginia's Ben, I just saw. As far as toppings, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm basic, I'm I'm meat cheese at lettuce. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it. I don't I don't know. Maybe you know,
Speaker 1: throw some other stuff you want, but that's what I
Speaker 1: will write, and says, Hey, Ben, I just saw a
Speaker 1: Fox News story where San Francisco bus driver was beaten
Speaker 1: with a baseball bat for not letting three men, uh
Speaker 1: not wearing mask on his bus? Was that Lance the
Speaker 1: bus driver? And uh no it was not. And then
Speaker 1: he says, when will the Giants try using those bats
Speaker 1: during a game? Well, that's a good line. It's a
Speaker 1: good line. I think that's it. Guess are we good? Yes? Yeah, good, alright, wonderful, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you. Another weekend in the books. You put it
Speaker 1: on the bard. Yeah, outstanding, all right? And uh cameo, cameo, cameo,
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