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Speaker 1: segment here dedicated to the latest pop culture, sports figure,

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Speaker 1: or anything else that is deemed offensive, sexist, racist, pigoted.

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Speaker 1: And he even came up with a name for the bit.

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Speaker 1: He says, another one bites the dust, he said, you

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Speaker 1: can call another one. By says, So he wants us

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Speaker 1: to feature someone or something in pop culture that has

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Speaker 1: been canceled by the mob. That's a pretty good idea

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Speaker 1: because we could have completely opposite takes on it, too, right,

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Speaker 1: like where I would feel that it shouldn't be canceled,

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Speaker 1: and you do, and vice versa. There's very few things

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Speaker 1: I think should be canceled. Yeah, so it's a very

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Speaker 1: small it's like a thimble the the amount. But that's

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Speaker 1: actually good here. We'll consider that. We're all about the content,

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Speaker 1: and I know we'll obviously bring it up something big

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Speaker 1: in sports, but we can do pop culture. We're allowed

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Speaker 1: to do pop culture, all right. Matt in Dallas fort

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Speaker 1: Worth rights and he says, Ben, don't you think it's

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Speaker 1: time to change the name of the Mallar Militia if

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Speaker 1: fort because I guess he's referencing cancel culture. Uh. It

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Speaker 1: forced to change in the name because you know, militia

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Speaker 1: promotes violence and as offensive to pacifists and Brian Finley,

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Speaker 1: what would you select? Uh? Well, Matt, thank you for

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Speaker 1: your patronage. I appreciate that. Um and I I didn't

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Speaker 1: even come up with the militia, the Mallard Militia. That

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Speaker 1: was a guy named appropriate enough, Johadas John in Michigan,

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Speaker 1: who was a big super fan of the show years

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Speaker 1: ago in the early two thousands and was like like

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Speaker 1: a biggest fan and he just gave up on sports

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Speaker 1: radio I don't know, it's a weird story would happened

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Speaker 1: to him. But he was upset because his teams didn't win.

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Speaker 1: And he said, if I don't, my teams don't win.

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Speaker 1: By the time I turned forty, I'm never gonna watch.

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Speaker 1: And he didn't watch. He was a man of his word.

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Speaker 1: He stopped, he stopped listening, and gave up sports and

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Speaker 1: and all that. But I think the militia is a noble,

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Speaker 1: noble group. Um. And if you look at the definition

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Speaker 1: of a militia, it's a military force that is raised

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Speaker 1: from the civil population to supplement the regular It's a

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Speaker 1: support staff for the army in an emergency. That's why

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Speaker 1: we have the Mallard. Oh, now we haven't done the

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Speaker 1: Mallar oath on the show. If you want call up

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Speaker 1: next week. This coming week here, we'll do the Mallard oath.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I mean, listen, I I don't even

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Speaker 1: but if we did change it, what would we what

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Speaker 1: we'd call I don't know. We'd call it the Mallard

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Speaker 1: Armed Forces, the Mallard. How about this Benny's Battalion. That's good,

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Speaker 1: you like that, but that's offensive. Also, Benny's Benny's brigade

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Speaker 1: or you know suddenly is that kind of rhymes or

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Speaker 1: Mallard's military or you know Mallard mob. Oh mob, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I could do that. I could be the underball, you

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Speaker 1: could be the underboss. I'll be the mob. That's good.

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Speaker 1: There you go. We have a bunch of captains that

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Speaker 1: actually probably would work better than militia. No, because no,

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Speaker 1: because then you then all these all these militia members

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Speaker 1: would want to have a rank. Oh yeah, they wouldn't

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Speaker 1: na just be uh yeah, the soldiers they are, or

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Speaker 1: the what do they call the lower in the mob?

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Speaker 1: What's the lowest frank of the mob? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: like a gopher? Um no, they I know they had

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Speaker 1: the boss, they have the underboss, they have the captain,

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Speaker 1: and then below that, I forget what it is the

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Speaker 1: lowest rank. To watch Good Fellas again, be sure to

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Speaker 1: catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at

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Speaker 1: two am easterncific. All right, Chris in my ketto, I

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Speaker 1: I think I'm portraying that we've had that before. Chris

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Speaker 1: is a regular. He says, for a gascon, what are

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Speaker 1: your favorite bets on the craps table? You sounded like

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Speaker 1: a don't player on a previous podcast for your information,

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Speaker 1: everyone hates don't play. Yeah, yeah, so I don't play that.

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Speaker 1: Don't come line. I will only play either no tens

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Speaker 1: or no fours. And basically, Ben, what that means is this,

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Speaker 1: because you've played craps before, right, I what I have

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Speaker 1: done with craps. I don't understand craps. I just might

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Speaker 1: I just follow the person who seemed hot and just

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Speaker 1: mimic their bets at the craps table. So I'm the

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Speaker 1: worst person when it comes to this, but I like,

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Speaker 1: I'll go. I hear a lot of always in the

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Speaker 1: back of the casino back when normal times, during the apocalypse,

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Speaker 1: before the apocalypse, and I'll go over there. I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this guy's winning some money. I'm gonna put some money

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Speaker 1: down on whatever he's doing, you know, right, Well, so okay,

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Speaker 1: so follow me on this then real quick. Because the

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Speaker 1: point of craps is when you have your initial role,

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Speaker 1: like your first role, um, the goal is to either

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Speaker 1: roll a seven or eleven. And so if you're betting,

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Speaker 1: if you're betting on that role, you want to hit

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Speaker 1: a seven or eleven any kind of combination. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: if you do not hit seven or eleven, and you

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Speaker 1: hit any number that ranges either from four to ten,

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Speaker 1: you'll have the pit bosses will have a marker, and

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Speaker 1: that marker will go on that number. So let's just say,

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Speaker 1: for argument's sake, your opening role was not a seven,

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Speaker 1: it was not eleven, but it was a six, okay.

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Speaker 1: Because the game of craps is probability, sixes and eights

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Speaker 1: are your highest probability of numbers to be rolled outside

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Speaker 1: of a seven. Okay. So the only way for you

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Speaker 1: to make more money now on your initial bet is

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Speaker 1: that you have to now hit another six, and you

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Speaker 1: have to hit the six before you roll another seven.

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Speaker 1: If you roll a seven, the entire table loses. Now,

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Speaker 1: I either bet No. Four or No. Ten. The reason

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Speaker 1: why I bet either No. Four or No. Ten is

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Speaker 1: I'm betting at any time that you will never roll

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Speaker 1: a ten or four before you roll a seven. And

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Speaker 1: the reason why is because the four and the ten

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Speaker 1: are the lowest probability on the board outside of you

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Speaker 1: rolling snake eyes or box cars, which is double six.

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Speaker 1: Is so what I bet though. Here's the kicker, though,

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Speaker 1: is that if you want to bet, and let's say

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Speaker 1: you want to bet like twenty five bucks that you'll

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Speaker 1: you'll roll seven or eleven and you win twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 1: I can't do that if I roll if I bet

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Speaker 1: like a No. Ten or No. Four, I have to

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Speaker 1: bet fifty dollars. So it's the odds are one to two,

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Speaker 1: not two to one. So it's one to two odds

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Speaker 1: at the bet fifty dollars just to win twenty five

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Speaker 1: all right. So it's a it's a very patient and

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Speaker 1: like methodical approach. So to answer his question, I don't

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Speaker 1: fade the table. I just fade the shooter from rolling

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Speaker 1: a four or ten because if any time you roll

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Speaker 1: a seven or you hit your number like you hit

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Speaker 1: the six, I don't lose my money, but I don't

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Speaker 1: win any money where everybody else does. Uh huh. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a headache if we talk more about this.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Vegas, baby, when are you going? We were

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Speaker 1: supposed to go to Vegas. I talked to somebody who's

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Speaker 1: in Vegas that recently said it sucks. It does. All

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Speaker 1: the restaurants aren't open the way they used to be.

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Speaker 1: The stuff's closing down early, you know, like casinos are

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Speaker 1: open but nobody's socializing. Everyone's plastic up everywhere, and they

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Speaker 1: get over the mask the whole time. Isn't Robbie or

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Speaker 1: don't you have a couple of followers that are poker players,

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Speaker 1: that that are instant city Oh, Robin Vegas. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've got a couple of guys like that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: do they play anymore? Or what do they do? I don't,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. They haven't told me. I'm not sure,

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Speaker 1: all right, Dave writes in from St. Paul Minneso. He says,

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Speaker 1: how do you feel that Joe Kelly got a longer

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Speaker 1: suspension than any of the cheating Astros. Well, then we

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Speaker 1: talked about that on the radio show, did several milelogues. Wait,

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Speaker 1: probably too many monologues about the Dodgers and the Astros.

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Speaker 1: But now listen the Rob Manford is a co conspirator

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Speaker 1: and what the Astros did. He's the getaway driver. He

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Speaker 1: didn't rob the bank, but he was outside the bank

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Speaker 1: and he was ready with the car running and jump in,

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Speaker 1: let's get away. And it's it's just wild. I guess

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Speaker 1: the analogy is somebody steals something from you and the

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Speaker 1: police don't do anything whatever, and then and then you

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Speaker 1: eventually get to the point we're like, okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something to this person, and then they

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Speaker 1: get you for They're like, well, what, no, you You're

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Speaker 1: not supposed They're allowed to steal whatever they stole, but

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Speaker 1: you're not allowed to get your revenge. Yes, bullshit, bullshit,

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Speaker 1: that is what it is. Ethan An akron right, And

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Speaker 1: he says, who is the voiceover guy for Fox Sports Radio?

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Speaker 1: Is it a real person? I was watching a Dodger

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Speaker 1: game with the radio feed and I heard him on

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Speaker 1: one of the Dodger ads. If he's a real person,

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Speaker 1: you guys should get him on, Ethans. Well, Ethan, it

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Speaker 1: is a real person. It's a voiceover artist. And that's

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Speaker 1: all he does is voice commercials and the imaging for

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Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio. And I would be I would be

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Speaker 1: cool gettinghim out. I don't know this the current voice

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Speaker 1: guy the early days of Fox Sports Radio. Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: having a mental block here. Damn uh. The voiceover guy

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Speaker 1: who's now the voiceover guy for ESPN was the voiceover

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Speaker 1: guy at Fox and we interviewed him. We were doing

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Speaker 1: and this guy lived what a great life. He Uh,

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Speaker 1: he worked at his house kind of like I'm do now.

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Speaker 1: And and but what he said that the big money

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Speaker 1: in voiceover is for movie trailers. He did a few

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Speaker 1: of those. And and the guys in l A they'll

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Speaker 1: pay key up in a limo probably now you just

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Speaker 1: do it from the house, but they pick up on

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Speaker 1: a limo. They take you to a little booth at

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Speaker 1: the studio. You have like an hour voice session, and

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Speaker 1: they pay you thousands and thousands of thousands of dollars

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Speaker 1: and and you end up working like about an hour

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Speaker 1: a day to save your voice. But yeah, yeah, i'd

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Speaker 1: be cool. I'd be interesting to have him on and

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Speaker 1: ask what it's like to be a voice over a guy.

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Speaker 1: And and uh, you want to track him down? Gascon

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Speaker 1: talked to to Veto or some of the guys in

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Speaker 1: the back there and see if we can get his name.

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Speaker 1: Can I can try to do that? I want to

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Speaker 1: be a problem. Yeah, hut him down, probably build a

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Speaker 1: company for the podcast, all right, I would, Uh Andy

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Speaker 1: writes in from Long Lake, Minnesota. Well that's offensive, Long Lake.

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Speaker 1: What if you're not long Who's gonna buy the Timberwolves?

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Speaker 1: KG and his billionaire Boys Club or well, that's a

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Speaker 1: great question. Uh Andy. My My theory on this is

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Speaker 1: a if all things are equal, it's Kevin Garnett, right,

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Speaker 1: because if the big ticket, you look at how the

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Speaker 1: NBA is and they they they want to get more

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Speaker 1: former players involved in the upper ranks of the NBA

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Speaker 1: for several reasons. But I gotta think that if Gardnett

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Speaker 1: and and by all accounts he's gotten was it three

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Speaker 1: or four billionaires together, if he's close or the same,

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Speaker 1: they go with him. So I would say it's up

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Speaker 1: to that. And after if the money is a lot different,

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Speaker 1: and if it's not close, highest bidder wins, highest bidder win.

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Speaker 1: Carlos in Houston, right, So he says Boston cream Pie

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Speaker 1: or Banana cream pie? And and when is Skeeter and

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Speaker 1: Montana getting his pie party? All good questions. I love

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Speaker 1: Boston cream Pie. It's wonderful. I've had it at the

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Speaker 1: first that hotel in Boston where they claim the legend

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Speaker 1: is that they first serve Boston cream Pie. Uh but

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Speaker 1: banana cream pie for the win. Banana cream pie for

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Speaker 1: the win. Yeah, I notice on that. It's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's just the reality. It's just you know, in some

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Speaker 1: parallel dimension, it's Boston Creempie. And as far as Skeeter,

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Speaker 1: I owe Skeeter a phone call. He gave me like

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Speaker 1: a three hour window to call him. So I need

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Speaker 1: a call Skeeter. Uh, but I don't know when the party.

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Speaker 1: The party got pushed back. But we'll still have the party.

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Speaker 1: We'll honor Skeeter. Miguel on fire from wrencho Kuka Manga. Right,

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Speaker 1: So he says Ben and Gascon, if you too were

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Speaker 1: multi talented musicians, what genre of music would you guys

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00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: most likely be playing? Uh, well, pretty nuanced. I could

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Speaker 1: play any genre of music. But if you're going into music,

645
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: most guys go into it to get the full effects

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Speaker 1: of the perks of the music, which is the ladies.

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Speaker 1: So I you know, some kind of rock, right, some

648
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: kind of what's that? Or what's that? Who's the guy

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Speaker 1: that is he still popular? Dave Shearon? Is he still

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Speaker 1: a big deal? He's getting a lot of attention, you

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Speaker 1: know from the other fairer sex. Right, I might go classical,

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Speaker 1: like I might go, I think you can't go wrong

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Speaker 1: with See here's the thing with piano. You can play

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Speaker 1: the piano into any kind of genre. So if you're

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Speaker 1: doing that for also the female companionship, you get some

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Speaker 1: worth females that are yeah, you do, you do like

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Speaker 1: the cougars. The cougars are coming. The cougars are coming. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Of course, Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk

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Speaker 1: Moving Man, Matt rights and he says, currently I'm in

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Speaker 1: North Bend, Washington. Why on earth Brian Finley. He makes

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Speaker 1: Jared from Subway a candidate for babysitting. Dudes are creep

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Speaker 1: and guess John Sucks is from Moving Man Man. Well,

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Speaker 1: this it's a little harsh on on Finley. Finley's heart

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Speaker 1: is in the right place. I mean a little over

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Speaker 1: the top on some of the some of the fun

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Speaker 1: that we were having. Yeah, it lit't carried away there.

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Speaker 1: But we'll get him. He keeps filling in for Eddie,

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Speaker 1: and Eddie takes in the more time off, and eventually

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Speaker 1: we'll we'll we'll whip Brian Finley into shape. I'll be like,

673
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Speaker 1: I'll be like one of those NBA China basketball camp

674
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Speaker 1: you were saying that article with the thirteen year olds

675
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Speaker 1: are getting drilled in the face by forty year old coaches.

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Speaker 1: That seems reasonable. Ship. Oh you go. If you don't

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Speaker 1: listen boom right in the right in the channas, right

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Speaker 1: in the channas, Jason said, moving man Matt would rather

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Speaker 1: be served jello shots by Bill Cosby at a pool

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00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: party hosted by Jerry Sandusky, then listen to Brian fa

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Speaker 1: It's a good line, Jason. That's a that's an in line.

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00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm guessing Brian Finley locally docally do probably will not

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00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: find that funny. He will not find a humor in

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00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: that at all. But so on Marco from Oakdale Rights,

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Speaker 1: and he says, is there a chance that the Finley

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Speaker 1: fanatics will take the Mallar Militia to lunch someday? Or

687
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 1: will we be divided? Uh? And then he and then

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Speaker 1: he says, Marco says, Finley fanatics lives matter is what

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00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: he says. Well, Uh, yeah, there you go. Look at that.

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Speaker 1: There's things popping up here, sound sound effects popping up. Ah,

691
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: that was clearly a screw up by somebody. I will say, no,

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00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 1: the Finley finaticals don't even exist. They're a fignant figment

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Speaker 1: of Brian Finley's imagination. There's no such thing as the

694
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Speaker 1: Finley fanatics. It's all just a made up operation. So

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00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: forget about that. Uh let's see here, any meany mighty

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00:37:55,239 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: mo uh Ulysses in Virginia Beach. Right, Since you think

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Speaker 1: the NFL will ever play the same players in offense

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Speaker 1: and defense? If not, why every other sport does it? Well,

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Speaker 1: uh Ulysses, I'll answer it this one, all right. They

700
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Speaker 1: don't do it because they're worried the players will be

701
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 1: worn out. They want them fresh for the fourth quarter

702
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: of games, and it's physically draining, and it gives the

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Speaker 1: other team an advantage. If you're playing a couple of

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Speaker 1: players both ways the fourth quarter, they're not gonna have

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Speaker 1: any energy left. But with the pandemic the way it is,

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Speaker 1: I am relatively confident. I am relatively confident that if

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Speaker 1: they lose enough players, we'll see more and more two

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Speaker 1: way players. We're gonna see that. Did you play two

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Speaker 1: ways back in the day when you played, I did

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Speaker 1: a little bit. I played on the offensive line on

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Speaker 1: goal line situations. I played on on the defense, defensive line,

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Speaker 1: defensive en defensive line, I was. I was the guy

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Speaker 1: in the middle of plug it up, so they couldn't

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Speaker 1: run in the middle as they took up the middle.

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Speaker 1: All right, who's next? Ro Ricardo from Fresno rights in

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Speaker 1: and says, hey, Ben, do you not believe in momentum

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00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: or momentum in sports? Well, Ricardo, I don't know how

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00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: long I've been listening, but I do not. Momentum is

719
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: a weasel term. It's right there with home field, the

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Speaker 1: locker room chemistry, savvy veterans, all championship pedigree, bulletin board material.

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00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: These are terms used by sports media people to explain

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Speaker 1: the outcome of event. And my proof on that is

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00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: when the outcome that is expected does not happen, then

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Speaker 1: those things are never mentioned. For example, like if the

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Speaker 1: Patriots when they beat the Rams, they talked about the

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Speaker 1: championship pedigree and the savvy veterans and the experienced Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl experience. If the Rams had won that game and

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Speaker 1: it came down to the fourth quarter, none of that

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00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: would have been mentioned. None of that would have been mentioned.

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Speaker 1: And like you know, team team chemistry. That was a

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Speaker 1: big one for me because I covered the Clippers in

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00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: the nineties were terrible and they got along, they hung

733
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Speaker 1: out together on the road. They all loved each other.

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Speaker 1: There was a brotherhood in the locker room. And they

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Speaker 1: got on the court and they were dribbling down their

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Speaker 1: chin if you know what I mean, not a court.

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Speaker 1: They just couldn't They couldn't do anything. They were terrible.

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Speaker 1: So I don't believe in that stuff. I don't believe

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Speaker 1: in like actual momentum. If you push something down a hill,

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Speaker 1: the momentum will pick up. But as far as actual

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Speaker 1: amentdument sports, there's things like confidence that I believe in. Uh.

742
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Speaker 1: And you know, people get confident. When you're confident you

743
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 1: do something, you can do it over and over and over,

744
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: um more effectively anyway. So that's that. Uh. Joe and

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Speaker 1: Virginia Beach says, are the furloughs over. I'm not dissing

746
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Speaker 1: the replacements. I listened to some of them on the weekends.

747
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: But my schedule works perfectly with cooking with Roberto Puck

748
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Speaker 1: the world instead of Iceline, etcetera. I look forward to

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Speaker 1: those bits. My local is forcing the sports junkies, honest

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Speaker 1: all right, So I can't I can't address the sports junkies.

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00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with that. That's a

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00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: local programming decision. I don't know those guys. Maybe they're

753
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: good guys. I have no idea. But as far as

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Speaker 1: the furlough thing, uh yeah, I mean I I any

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00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: I believe is done, I am not. I still have

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Speaker 1: a lot of furlough time left. I'm most likely going

757
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: to take some of it in August. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get it out. I don't want to take any time

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00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 1: off during football, uh the NFL, because I'm confident there

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00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: will be an NFL season. So I'm gonna take maybe

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00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: a couple of long weekends in August. So I am

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00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: warning you, and I'll try to let everyone know. But

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Speaker 1: I have for a lot of furlough time left. I've

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Speaker 1: only used I think a few days of it. So

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Speaker 1: so we have that. Uh let's see here. Barry and Chattanooga,

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Speaker 1: Tennessee says, of all the game shows that you do

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Speaker 1: on your program, what is the one you like the best,

768
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: and which one do you like the least? Which one

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Speaker 1: would Gagon do the worst? That well, Gagan would be

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Speaker 1: bad at all of them, but my favorite games. Mallard's

771
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: amount of Money has become a big favorite of mine.

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00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: I love password using the Mala maneuver. That's kind of cool.

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Speaker 1: Years ago, my favorite was balder Dash, but we used

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Speaker 1: to call it Jeopardy back when we call the Jeopardy

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00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: and we do like two segments of it. The one

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00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: that I'm not the happiest with would most likely be

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Speaker 1: coach player entertainer. It's one of the reasons we don't

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Speaker 1: do it every weekend. Um, I just think that doesn't

779
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: I think it's something missing from it. I don't know

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00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: what it is. I like the concept of it. It's

781
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: been good occasionally, but maybe we need some tweet and

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00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: I had to be open to a new game. If

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00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: you have any want to suggest something that you think

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00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 1: would be a good radio game show, Barry and Chattanooga

785
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 1: or are you listening, um, feel free email me. I'm

786
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Speaker 1: open to it. I'm absolutely, absolutely opening to it. Oh

787
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: but uh, let's see games games are probably little bit

788
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: better than Power Hours. So yeah, I'm still upset about that.

789
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: You're still upset that Cowboy and Windsor was a bigger

790
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: star than you. Yeah, you're annoyed by that. Yeah, I

791
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: know you had your minions reach out to me. What

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00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: do you do? What guest going poet I know, I know,

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00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: I'm usually asleeping that time. John from Shiphole, Colorado rights

794
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, Ben, do you ever let your

795
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: right hand know what your left hand is doing? No?

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00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: I do not. R J in send A Tonio's temporarily

797
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: says in Bremerton, Washington, he says, what kind of tacos

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Speaker 1: do you prefer to eat? What kind of toppings do

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00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 1: you put on your tacos? Well, I'm a I'm a

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00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: crunchy taco guy. I like the graando tacos. Uh. Tito's

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Speaker 1: Tacos is the holy land of tacos in in in

802
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: the Los Angeles are in Culver City is just east

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Speaker 1: of the four oh five. Thank god. I wouldn't go

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Speaker 1: there if it was west of the four or five.

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Speaker 1: But it's just east of the four h five freeway

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Speaker 1: in Culver City. Uh, And I love that place. I

807
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: would eat there. I actually did eat there twice a

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00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: week when I lived closer to it. Now I go

809
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: there once every four months to get my fix. But

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00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: that would be that would be the one will in

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Speaker 1: Virginia's Ben, I just saw. As far as toppings, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm basic, I'm I'm meat cheese at lettuce. That's it.

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Speaker 1: That's it. I don't I don't know. Maybe you know,

814
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,320
Speaker 1: throw some other stuff you want, but that's what I

815
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Speaker 1: will write, and says, Hey, Ben, I just saw a

816
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: Fox News story where San Francisco bus driver was beaten

817
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: with a baseball bat for not letting three men, uh

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00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: not wearing mask on his bus? Was that Lance the

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00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: bus driver? And uh no it was not. And then

820
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,959
Speaker 1: he says, when will the Giants try using those bats

821
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Speaker 1: during a game? Well, that's a good line. It's a

822
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 1: good line. I think that's it. Guess are we good? Yes? Yeah, good, alright, wonderful, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Another weekend in the books. You put it

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Speaker 1: on the bard. Yeah, outstanding, all right? And uh cameo, cameo, cameo,

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Speaker 1: follow us on social media, anything else to promote guess gun,

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Speaker 1: that is it. Just make sure you rate the podcast,

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Speaker 1: subscribe to the podcast, give us five stars, and uh

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Speaker 1: tell your friends and your enemies. All right, we'll be

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Speaker 1: back Sunday night in the Monday two am on Monday

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Speaker 1: in the East, eleven pm in the West, and we'll

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Speaker 1: have the