Speaker 1: Well and welcome to all new episode of Saved by
Speaker 1: the Bellmore with me, Mr Stephen Belmore, theater improv public
Speaker 1: speaking and home economics teacher right at Lakeland Public High School.
Speaker 1: I'm not alone. I never am. Of course, I couldn't
Speaker 1: do anything I do without my best friends, my producer,
Speaker 1: my cousin, my roommate, even Cindy. Hi, Hi, Cindy, thank
Speaker 1: you again for being here. Thank you. And you know,
Speaker 1: the listeners have actually kind of taken a bit of
Speaker 1: a liking to you, it seems according to the Facebook page. Listeners. Well,
Speaker 1: let's not get carried away, but they do like to
Speaker 1: um hear what's going on with you. I guess there's
Speaker 1: an a lot of sad women that I feel the
Speaker 1: same way as you do. So what's new with you, Cinti? Oh, well,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say sad, but you know, I actually I
Speaker 1: have some big news. So, as many of you know,
Speaker 1: my ex husband did leave me for an unnamed real
Speaker 1: house life of New York. Yeah we know, Cindy, you
Speaker 1: bring it up every episode. Well, well we have a
Speaker 1: little update. It turns out her contract wasn't renewed for
Speaker 1: a new season and he's gone ahead decide to come
Speaker 1: back to me. So and you believe him he's lied before. Well,
Speaker 1: he said I'll be back next week as soon as
Speaker 1: she's done paying to have his stuff moved out. You
Speaker 1: know the price is steep for moving cause he's moving
Speaker 1: back in here. We lived together, Cindy. I've taken over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean you can't stay. I know that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that. But I turned his man cave into
Speaker 1: a prop closet, and I am not having California closets
Speaker 1: coming in and redo it. It was very expensive. I
Speaker 1: already got out of paying for it once and I
Speaker 1: spent all that money that I saved on the Student
Speaker 1: Theater Society. I gave it to them because remember when
Speaker 1: I took the money from the bake sale and everybody
Speaker 1: got into so I paid it back. But the point
Speaker 1: is I did save it from California closets. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, You're right. I'm sure you can find
Speaker 1: some other space. Maybe we can get in a little
Speaker 1: cupboard or something for for Yeah, maybe that's where we
Speaker 1: can put his body. I'm just I'm not here for Cindy.
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, let's just move on and save
Speaker 1: unpleasant conversations that nobody cares about, like this one for
Speaker 1: our ears only. Gotcha? Sorry, yeah, great, that's what listeners
Speaker 1: get for asking to hear what's going on with Cindy,
Speaker 1: So onto me as you know, um, last week Rent
Speaker 1: was on hold the production and it is back on
Speaker 1: and I could not be more stressed. I have invited
Speaker 1: so many, thank you, so many friends from the industry
Speaker 1: are coming. The biggest web series pioneer on the East Coast.
Speaker 1: The head of craft services for the Wendy Williams show
Speaker 1: in New York City will be there. The audience wrangler
Speaker 1: from the Tonight show I have an in with and
Speaker 1: he said he'll be coming to the show, so several
Speaker 1: ushers from different Broadway shows venues. I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: a lot. I mean, you must be a little bit nervous, right,
Speaker 1: A lot. It's a lot. It could potentially change my
Speaker 1: entire life. I can't believe it. I just it's just
Speaker 1: it's all happening finally, but in some unfortunate news. You know,
Speaker 1: I like to be vulnerable. I've been brought to the
Speaker 1: Disciplinary Board because someone that listens to my show is
Speaker 1: a rat and has hold the principle, Miss any Joe Fletcher,
Speaker 1: the disparaging things I've been saying about her, her family,
Speaker 1: and some of the students of Lakeland High in general.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not, Oh no, Cinti, it's oh no,
Speaker 1: big surprise. Artists like me are never appreciated in their time.
Speaker 1: I'm like Picasso in that way, or um Jody Picult.
Speaker 1: You know, it's sure, it takes a minute. The important
Speaker 1: thing I must put on the table and just say
Speaker 1: is that I do not apologize. In fact, if I'm
Speaker 1: going to apologize about anything, it's going to be for
Speaker 1: thinking too big for such a small minded school, which
Speaker 1: brings me to our first segment, bell even or not
Speaker 1: that never gets old. No, I know, it's such, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's good. I'm I'm a marketing genius. That's right, Sinti.
Speaker 1: It's believe it or not. And it's a very important
Speaker 1: addition of this because there's a chance for me to
Speaker 1: get all the rumors surrounding Lakeland High out on the
Speaker 1: table before I'm forced to cancel my radio show. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm being silenced, but who wasn't you know a lot
Speaker 1: of huge people were silence in their day. Lucille Ball.
Speaker 1: There was something about her, I believe actually in her time,
Speaker 1: you know, she had the show and there was something
Speaker 1: where they thought she was, I think a communist. And
Speaker 1: now she's being played by Nicole Kidman, so anything can happen.
Speaker 1: I just have to get it out. So Miss Amy
Speaker 1: Joe Fletch, her the lesbian principle of Lakeland High, is
Speaker 1: threatening to release me of my duties of being a
Speaker 1: teacher and theater department head because she just doesn't understand
Speaker 1: how important it is for an artist to express themselves. So,
Speaker 1: since Ms Fletcher just loves ruining people's lives, I thought
Speaker 1: maybe i'd mentioned the fact that she's potentially stealing from
Speaker 1: the very school she pretends to care about so deeply. Yes,
Speaker 1: since I even have evidence. Last year, you remember she
Speaker 1: bought a brand new used Ford Taurus for her wife,
Speaker 1: Bonnie Leather interiors. Okay, Bonnie, you'll remember attends the gym
Speaker 1: Jim's aren't free. The last time I checked, and I
Speaker 1: heard Amy Joe discussing the newest season of Ozark with
Speaker 1: another teacher. Ozark, you may know, only streams on Netflix,
Speaker 1: which also costs money. Costs money, it does, we don't
Speaker 1: have Netflix. What we have your ex husband's password? Well,
Speaker 1: my ex husband's ex girlfriend, but that might be expiring
Speaker 1: soon because her contract did not renew. Well, we'll text her,
Speaker 1: we'll find out. Um, but listen. After an Instagram deep
Speaker 1: dive for the cause, I saw that Amy, Joe, and
Speaker 1: Annie have been going on vacations upstate to some luxurious
Speaker 1: resort with a pool. But yeah, I'm sure everything's completely
Speaker 1: on the books. Okay for our listeners, you can't see it,
Speaker 1: But that was sarcastic. He just rolled his eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did hard. I would also like to mention the
Speaker 1: gym teacher, Mr Ryan, has been taking the bus to work,
Speaker 1: which leads me to believe he's gotten another d u
Speaker 1: I and had his license revoked. I had a friend
Speaker 1: who went to college with his ex girlfriend, and from
Speaker 1: what I understand, it wouldn't be that out of character
Speaker 1: for him. And finally, I need to say the real
Speaker 1: reason I think I'm being brought to the disciplinary board.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm too real and I tell things like
Speaker 1: they are not wrapped up with a pretty little bow.
Speaker 1: So Miss Fletcher and the sheep that run this public
Speaker 1: and I use air quotes with that school can't handle
Speaker 1: someone who's confident and talented, which brings me to a
Speaker 1: new segment. Classes that are completely pointless. Oh, Stephen, do
Speaker 1: we think that this is a good idea? You're right,
Speaker 1: I think it's an amazing idea. So I'm also going
Speaker 1: to discuss what teachers should be replaced. Okay, classes that
Speaker 1: are pointless? Uh? Intro to biology, I've seen Planet Earth.
Speaker 1: I've seen all the planet Earth too, and my Planet
Speaker 1: on Netflix. And that's a way more than you would
Speaker 1: learn in miss Jaffies biology class. And she smokes cigarettes. Okay,
Speaker 1: Class two Forensics, I understand it. I get it. It's fun.
Speaker 1: The new class has garnered a lot of interests from students,
Speaker 1: But my question is, why are we literally training our
Speaker 1: students on how to get away with murder? Well? See,
Speaker 1: I think the point of the class is to teach
Speaker 1: the kids how to solve crimes that seems somehow even
Speaker 1: more dangerous. You know, I don't necessarily think so. You
Speaker 1: also let your fairweather husband get a life insurance policy
Speaker 1: on you, so I don't know that you're the best
Speaker 1: person to discuss potential murder plots. Since Okay, next class
Speaker 1: that needs to be canceled physics. It's obvious. We don't
Speaker 1: need an explanation for that pottery. Did you know there's
Speaker 1: a pottery class? Are you serious? These kids can't appreciate pottery.
Speaker 1: Who even uses pottery anymore? Well, you see, it's it's
Speaker 1: for like making plates and mugs and stuff. Nobody uses
Speaker 1: glass plates and cups anymore. My god, I've only used
Speaker 1: paper plates and styrofoam cups since the early two thousand's
Speaker 1: so much easier, easy clean up. Are you sure you've
Speaker 1: seen all of planet or because you know those things
Speaker 1: are watched on silent Yeah, they're They're not so great
Speaker 1: for the environment, the styrofoam and oh environment. That reminds
Speaker 1: me environmental science canceled or the teacher at least should
Speaker 1: be replaced. Did you know that she has adult braces?
Speaker 1: What message does that send to our students? I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I guess it doesn't get better. It does
Speaker 1: not get better, not if you're teaching environmental science at Lakeland.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, miss pedigrew. Okay, of six, we
Speaker 1: all have smartphones. It's absolutely pointless google it um in business.
Speaker 1: Most of these kids are queer. Let's be realistic. None
Speaker 1: of them are going to end up going into business.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I could get that out because who
Speaker 1: knows which way this is gonna go. Because today we
Speaker 1: have a very special interview guest. As my loyal listeners, No,
Speaker 1: I'm a very strong willed, strong minded individual, which is
Speaker 1: why I've brought on my biggest enemy. And let's be
Speaker 1: transparent here public enemy number one at Lakeland High at
Speaker 1: least Lakeland Principle for now, miss Any Joe Fletcher outrageous.
Speaker 1: Joe outrageous. First of all, First of all, you brought
Speaker 1: me here under false pretenses, and you told me that
Speaker 1: you had something incredibly personal discuss I do, and that
Speaker 1: I needed to meet you outside of school. I do
Speaker 1: have something very important. This is Cindy. She'll be acting
Speaker 1: as my legal counsel. Just f y. I Hi Cindy,
Speaker 1: We've met many times. Hi Cindy, Hi Amy. Joe. I
Speaker 1: do have to let you know I am I am
Speaker 1: not qualified, I know, but I will help you and
Speaker 1: support you, Stephen as much as I can. Well, well,
Speaker 1: I feel on or bound to answer some of the
Speaker 1: things that have been said already on this podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: number one that I'm not stealing, Well, I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: proof of that, Okay. Bonnie's parents passed away, which you
Speaker 1: know because they were sucked up in a tornado and
Speaker 1: it was huge news in the town. So you know
Speaker 1: that that must have been. That must have been when
Speaker 1: we had canceled the cable. I didn't know. You've made
Speaker 1: many comments about it. You seem to find it very funny,
Speaker 1: so it's it's interesting for you to forget it now.
Speaker 1: I find it ironic. Bonnie's parents were sucked up in
Speaker 1: a tornado, and we got a little bit of money
Speaker 1: from that, and we got a little a tiny bit
Speaker 1: of money. So you made money after having to pick
Speaker 1: her parents up off the highway being sucked up. And
Speaker 1: you know that, and you brought it up. You brought
Speaker 1: it up to upset me, and now here I am,
Speaker 1: and I'm upset. The house landed on the wrong witch.
Speaker 1: That's all I have to say. Well, Steve, and you've
Speaker 1: said that before, you wrote that down to say it
Speaker 1: to me. I've had it written down since the day
Speaker 1: it happened. Of course you did, since the day you
Speaker 1: told me that I couldn't play alphabet in Wicked last year.
Speaker 1: I said, how fucking ironic? Of course you did Bonnie's parents.
Speaker 1: They had a common that's also from Chicago, which you
Speaker 1: wouldn't let me perform the musical. I've explained many times
Speaker 1: that it is not appropriate for you to play parts
Speaker 1: in the play. The play is for the students to
Speaker 1: learn about theater too, maybe decide that that's their passion,
Speaker 1: or to just have a good time as children. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, a good time. That is what you have
Speaker 1: to provide. You hired the best Broadway has to offer
Speaker 1: to teach children a good time. You might as well,
Speaker 1: uh send them down to to math, to the math
Speaker 1: class where they can do little times tables. They're always
Speaker 1: so excited to run off to math after theater. I
Speaker 1: think that math and theater are equally valuable. I've told
Speaker 1: you that many times, which is why it's so hurtful
Speaker 1: to me to find out that you've been making allegations
Speaker 1: of such a serious nature on this podcast. To find
Speaker 1: out that you're just referring to me as lesbian principle, well,
Speaker 1: which I've asked you not. It's neither here nor there.
Speaker 1: But I don't see it is necessary to say if
Speaker 1: the flat shoe fits, and now we're talking about my
Speaker 1: flat feet, Well, listen. I read it's the below the
Speaker 1: belt nature of the podcast, as we've discussed, and the
Speaker 1: salacious nature of many of the things that you're saying
Speaker 1: that has created such a problem for us here today. Wow. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: since you have such a docket here, why don't you
Speaker 1: explain this to me? Why do you hate creative people
Speaker 1: so much? And me specifically? I do not? You? Have
Speaker 1: you not? Stephen the art teacher told me that you
Speaker 1: yelled at him as well, So don't think that I
Speaker 1: came here today without my receipts miss thing. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: if Drew has a problem with our conversation from last Thursday,
Speaker 1: he can take it to me privately. His emails said
Speaker 1: that it's in I read it. I do not hate
Speaker 1: creative people. I have allowed you to put on rent
Speaker 1: at enormous difficulty to myself and to the people who
Speaker 1: answer my emails. Do you have any idea? Oh so
Speaker 1: she doesn't answer her own emails? Okay, good to know. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've had to get an email service because of the
Speaker 1: emails that I have been receiving, not only because of
Speaker 1: this podcast, but ever since you started with the ad
Speaker 1: campaign for Rent, which I did not approve. Any of
Speaker 1: those images. Those were printed off of Google dot com.
Speaker 1: It's public domain. And I think that the drug paraphernal
Speaker 1: adds to what is at the heart of the issue.
Speaker 1: I understand that. I understand that I also have allowed
Speaker 1: you to take many liberties with the script, with replacing
Speaker 1: HIV with COVID, which I've told you I find to
Speaker 1: be tasteless. That was creative. That was so creative. Well,
Speaker 1: we differ on that and socially relevant. Yes, I thought
Speaker 1: the coughing. I thought Mimi coughing the entire way through
Speaker 1: her her solo number I Want to Go Out. It
Speaker 1: was iconic. Okay, I think that it makes the plot
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense, it makes it make less sense.
Speaker 1: And also it's a sense that, you know what whatever,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, I don't hate creative people. I've
Speaker 1: given you a lot of creative liberties at the school. Well,
Speaker 1: then let me ask you this. How come in two
Speaker 1: thousand three you tweeted that you would rather and I
Speaker 1: quote die than see a three hour play. Why do
Speaker 1: you hate theater so much? I just that's pretty damning.
Speaker 1: It was in two thousand three. It looks like November one,
Speaker 1: two thousand three. Um, okay, I will say that I
Speaker 1: disavow that comment. I put a comment out there to
Speaker 1: be honest. Bonnie and I were having a bit of
Speaker 1: an argument. We were supposed to go out. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to go out. I tweeted something hastily. Bonnie and
Speaker 1: Clyde weren't getting along, am I Clyde? Yeah, because you
Speaker 1: steal I'm Clyde. I'll fact check it, but I believe
Speaker 1: that makes you Clyde. Yeah. Okay, Well we've gone as
Speaker 1: that for Halloween a million times. Well that's creative. I'll
Speaker 1: be honest. That's a good costume. I like that costume.
Speaker 1: Thank you. So listen, how come last year when cheerleading
Speaker 1: coach Benson overdose Sun Riddlin and hold Brew, you brought
Speaker 1: in an outside higher instead of taking a chance on me.
Speaker 1: That is not what happened to him. That is not
Speaker 1: instead of taking a chance and saying, you know what,
Speaker 1: you can also coach? What is it called palms cheerleading? Well, Stephen,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm gonna be dead honest with you.
Speaker 1: It is because I have never seen you interact with
Speaker 1: the cheerleaders in a positive way. What is that supposed
Speaker 1: to mean? Ever? I'm trying to get them to be better.
Speaker 1: I've never even seen you act neutral towards them. Well,
Speaker 1: it's open hostilities every time you interact with them. I
Speaker 1: need an example of that. I demand an example. Do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about when you pulled Ashley Bennington's hair, Well,
Speaker 1: that was a different situation. When you pulled her ponytail
Speaker 1: right out? She listen. I told her, no fucking ponytails
Speaker 1: at spring Jubilee? What is it called? The plutes off?
Speaker 1: It's not your place. I've told you it's not your
Speaker 1: place to just what hairstyles the girls can wear to
Speaker 1: the Spring Jubilee. There's no there was no one back
Speaker 1: there telling these girls how to do their hair. Coach
Speaker 1: Benson with snorton crushed riddling off of toilet seats. Okay
Speaker 1: in your school and I'm sitting on my thumb in
Speaker 1: the bleachers. It's not correct. Okay, what's again? It's not
Speaker 1: appropriate for you to be in the girl's locker room.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're doing hair, makeup whatever. That's
Speaker 1: not acceptable. Well, I have to tell them what is
Speaker 1: looking bad and what is looking good. Their reputation affects mine.
Speaker 1: It doesn't because I exactly for this reason. I did
Speaker 1: not put them in your You have nothing to do
Speaker 1: with them, Okay, And in fact, I've actually set up
Speaker 1: the schedule so that I keep you as sort of
Speaker 1: physically far away from them as I possibly can at
Speaker 1: all times. Oh my god, there's such babies. They are
Speaker 1: such babies. Ever since I keyed that one girl's car,
Speaker 1: it's all been. You know, I didn't know she was
Speaker 1: a student. I thought she was a student teacher. Well again,
Speaker 1: if I had known that girl was only sixteen, I
Speaker 1: would not have keyed that word into her car. Well,
Speaker 1: it's interesting because this keeps happening where you attack or
Speaker 1: otherwise harass a student and then you say, oh, I
Speaker 1: thought she was never been kissed. I thought she was
Speaker 1: an undercover was I've been. She's all that added. You know,
Speaker 1: I believed it the first time she looked older. I
Speaker 1: understand that you've been. She's all that added. I understand that.
Speaker 1: But fine, you know I can't be we can't be
Speaker 1: doing this. The same thing happened when the head of
Speaker 1: the English Department had to leave his position for legal reasons.
Speaker 1: I believe that's what I heard, But I'm sure you
Speaker 1: have a good reason he moved. Well, but why did
Speaker 1: he move? These are the questions that Yeah, because legally
Speaker 1: he had to move. It was my understanding that his
Speaker 1: wife got a different position. She works in tech, So allegedly,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that we had the creator of Apple.
Speaker 1: Cindy google that for me. Who's the who creators? I'm
Speaker 1: already honest, Steve Jobs is the creator of Apple. Oh well,
Speaker 1: sorry for trying to keep things old school. Uh listen,
Speaker 1: why was I not allowed to keep that cat that
Speaker 1: I found in the alley in my classroom? But precious
Speaker 1: little Mims mcgilla cutty had that beta fish for years,
Speaker 1: for years, and you said no, no, tabbys, not in
Speaker 1: my school. Well, number one, the cat was visibly sick,
Speaker 1: even more reason to take it in. Yeah, that's absolutely
Speaker 1: something we can't have a to school. We have students
Speaker 1: who are allergic to cats and dander. That that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Take a pill. You could have had a beta fish.
Speaker 1: What do I want with a fish? In fact, I
Speaker 1: gave you a beta fish. Yeah, And I took the fish,
Speaker 1: and I took Mrs mcgilla cutty's fish and I raced
Speaker 1: them and it did turn into a bit of a
Speaker 1: blood bath, and that I will admit I didn't realize
Speaker 1: was going to happen, and the students were upset by that,
Speaker 1: and it was a whole thing, and once again my emails.
Speaker 1: You never think about my inbox before you do these things, Stephen.
Speaker 1: You never think about what it's like, what my home
Speaker 1: answering machine is like after one of these little stunts. Listen,
Speaker 1: they're not stunts. I just care, maybe you should try it.
Speaker 1: I cared deeply about the students and about the school,
Speaker 1: and frankly about you, which is why it's so hurtful
Speaker 1: to find out that you've been slandering me, that you've
Speaker 1: been saying these things about Bonnie. Well, Bonnie. I tried
Speaker 1: to be friends with Bonnie. She didn't give me the
Speaker 1: time of day. We go to the same gym. Bonnie
Speaker 1: loves you. No one wants to be sung at at
Speaker 1: the gym I was. I told her Bad Romance was
Speaker 1: a great workout song, and I thought that chanting it
Speaker 1: at her while she was on the elliptical would inspire
Speaker 1: Bonnie forgetting she was a lesbian. And when I remember that,
Speaker 1: I switched to come to my Window by Melissa eth Ritch,
Speaker 1: and she I thought had a great workout. She was
Speaker 1: scared by that, and she actually came home and she
Speaker 1: was worried for you. And that was her first question,
Speaker 1: because Bonnie is the sweetest. Everyone who knows Bonnie knows
Speaker 1: that she only cares for others. And so she came
Speaker 1: home and she said, I think something is wrong with Stephen. Well,
Speaker 1: and I said, no, he's that's very he's fine. Well,
Speaker 1: final question, I want you to explain to my lists
Speaker 1: why you're trying to take me away from them. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, I'm not trying to take you away
Speaker 1: from them, but I am. What I'll say to your
Speaker 1: listeners is it's completely inappropriate as a teacher at our
Speaker 1: school for Stephen to have been running this podcast. Some
Speaker 1: of the things that he has said and done have
Speaker 1: opened us up to legal liability, not to mention some
Speaker 1: of the moral questions that this entire operation has put forward.
Speaker 1: Have have your legal people, because I I have nothing yet,
Speaker 1: didn't you didn't get anything in the I didn't see
Speaker 1: any problems, no discrepancies over here, any legal issues, Okay, nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing that I can think of legal jargon. Well, Stephen
Speaker 1: has contracts that he has signed with the school district,
Speaker 1: well that he is almost certainly in violation of at
Speaker 1: this time, Steven, and once again not to mention the
Speaker 1: ethics of doing this at all. Ethics. Well, ethics is
Speaker 1: that's in the eye of the beholder. What is ethics.
Speaker 1: It's subjective, thank you, it's pathos. Honestly, Stephen, maybe you
Speaker 1: should be the lawyer. I think so too. No one
Speaker 1: here is a lawyer allegedly allegedly allegedly. Okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: I was really hoping that when I came here that
Speaker 1: this would be a fruitful conversation. Well, I think we
Speaker 1: all knew that that wasn't what was gonna be. Well
Speaker 1: more fool Stephen. I think this actually turned out better
Speaker 1: than I had anticipated. Well, I didn't ask the hot questions.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go it's like going to are you
Speaker 1: and Bonnie in an open relationship? Yes? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow? No, and you want to talk to
Speaker 1: me about ethics? Get her out of here? Um, okay, no,
Speaker 1: well there's no there's no need a bad, horrible I'm
Speaker 1: so thank you, Sindi. She's a strong lie. She listen.
Speaker 1: We had security standing by at the office. She's calling
Speaker 1: in from the office. I'm not at the school because
Speaker 1: I'm suspended. But regardless, I'm so glad that we did
Speaker 1: call the guy that you knew sent a thank God
Speaker 1: for Hank, because I had a feeling we would have
Speaker 1: to use him. We did. So what do you. I
Speaker 1: hope you don't have to do too much for Hank?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't. I just make um Hank a
Speaker 1: big potti stew every week, drop it off. He doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't need any other payment except for that he's
Speaker 1: been doing security for us since the beginning. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's time for uh. The weight of what just
Speaker 1: occurred is starting to come in on me and I
Speaker 1: guess potentially our final Belmore's chore if things do end today, Cindy,
Speaker 1: I want you to know you've been a perfectly fine producer.
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you. You know. To go from flip
Speaker 1: phone from you know, just a little flip flop flip flop,
Speaker 1: you know, to producing a radio show and paying back
Speaker 1: my credit card from the online classes won't be easy,
Speaker 1: but these memories last a lifetime. You are so welcome, Sante.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I was able to help you through
Speaker 1: one of the lowest times, and you're already pretty low life.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, who is the last person that will
Speaker 1: ever help? Oh? This listener comes from Quantico, Virginia. Dear
Speaker 1: Mr Belmore, you're in federal violation of the FCC Radio
Speaker 1: lack code. Oh, let's just uh skip skip that one,
Speaker 1: go to a different one. Actually, Actually, Stephen, I'm just
Speaker 1: getting through this email inbox. There's a lot. Oh, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of emails from this f c C in Quantico, Virginia.
Speaker 1: Keep scrolling. There will be something yep, violation, violation, potentially
Speaker 1: criminally liable. Next, next, a potential present time. Next some lawyer, lawyer,
Speaker 1: copyright infringement. Oh, that one must be older. That must
Speaker 1: be from the One Man Crucible Show. Arthur Miller's family
Speaker 1: is notoriously sticklers for copyright. It's pathetic. Really Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I see that. There's there's lots of copyright emails in here.
Speaker 1: There's some FBI, you know. On second note, I think
Speaker 1: we might have to wrap this episode up early. We
Speaker 1: may not be here next week. We're gonna be taking
Speaker 1: a break. We will be back everything all through the
Speaker 1: computers in the fucking ocean. Throw the I love you remember,
Speaker 1: I love you? Oh,