Speaker 1: Brand new Second Date to start your Monday. Welcome to it.
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Glad, happy, acstatic
Speaker 1: that you were here. Tired we were talking about our
Speaker 1: own no no, no, no no no. Yeah, I will
Speaker 1: say we are a little tired when people call in
Speaker 1: for our help of them not telling us the whole story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy detail left out the biggest, most important detail
Speaker 1: because he thought it was just normal, Like yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't understand people's normal sometimes seriously, but you'll hear it
Speaker 1: just a second and comments like this, Yeah, am said,
Speaker 1: My question is what does Jeffrey do while Brook does
Speaker 1: the intro? Where's jeff right now? Jeffrey, you know, started
Speaker 1: as the assistant producer and he just really hasn't given
Speaker 1: up on that role. No, so he's working away.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't do a very good negotiating this contract.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that easily gotten out of that job.
Speaker 1: Can have been here talking with us looking him there
Speaker 1: the work. Yeah, all right, let's get this started. We'll
Speaker 1: stop talking and we'll get your brand new second day
Speaker 1: on right now.
Speaker 3: Second Date update. Every great romantic story usually starts with
Speaker 3: some kind of awkward, funny meat cute. She accidentally trips
Speaker 3: on her yoga matt and falls right underneath his downward dog.
Speaker 3: Hell he or she accidentally sneezed into her flaming shot
Speaker 3: of everclear and caught his pants on fire. And one
Speaker 3: of our listeners apparently met someone in a funny, awkward
Speaker 3: kind of way. His name is Nick, and I can't
Speaker 3: wait to hear his story.
Speaker 1: So Nick can't wait to hear who is injured during
Speaker 1: this meet kill?
Speaker 4: Nick?
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Hey, thank you so much for taking my calls.
Speaker 1: Been a full body cast. It was so adorable.
Speaker 6: I think you were.
Speaker 3: Well learn about that. You are going to be kind
Speaker 3: of like our Ryan Gosling for this, but even more charming,
Speaker 3: I'm sure. So tell us the name of the woman
Speaker 3: that you met and how you two came to.
Speaker 5: Be the woman. Her name is Sydney, and we met
Speaker 5: on a pickle bawl court.
Speaker 1: Actually I went by a pickleball court the other night
Speaker 1: and it was packed, Like I like you to play
Speaker 1: with the older people.
Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, so were you at Brooks Senior Citizen
Speaker 3: Pickleball tournament? Has that already met him?
Speaker 5: No, I was doing league night with my friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, and how'd you meet what was your name again?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sydney, Sydney, Okay.
Speaker 5: We we were playing mixed doubles and while we were playing,
Speaker 5: there was a rally and I hit the ball and
Speaker 5: struck her right in the chest.
Speaker 4: Ball.
Speaker 1: But did you celebrate because you got the point? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, and mock her a little bit better, say no, no, no.
Speaker 4: And so after.
Speaker 5: The game we usually go out and have a drink,
Speaker 5: and so we invited them, and I pick up the
Speaker 5: first round because I felt bad about hitting this woman
Speaker 5: I've never met before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're playing mixed doubles. So she's with a guy, right, Well.
Speaker 5: She was with the guy, but it was not so
Speaker 5: much she was seeing Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I assume always that they're together. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That should be actually a rule in pick a ball
Speaker 3: that if you have a partner you have to kiss. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but we'll work on the pick the ball rules later.
Speaker 3: So you took Sydney, and it sounds like a bunch
Speaker 3: of people went out to get drinks afterwards, and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was like six of us.
Speaker 5: But Sydney and I talked for a while and realized
Speaker 5: that we have more in common than just pick a ball.
Speaker 5: It was really nice actually, because I wasn't going there
Speaker 5: to meet anyone.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: At what point of the night did it dawn? And
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, this could be something.
Speaker 5: I feel like the fact that she never went away
Speaker 5: to talk to somebody else. I was like, Oh, she's
Speaker 5: staying here talking to me.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute.
Speaker 3: Are you saying is this the date that you were
Speaker 3: on with her? Or was there another meet up after that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm being slow here. This leads to another date.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we better get to the other date. We
Speaker 1: only have so much time in a second.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell us about that.
Speaker 5: So I was like, I'm going to the farmer's market's
Speaker 5: farm morning?
Speaker 4: Do you want to come?
Speaker 1: My god, dude, hold on, farmers, hold on.
Speaker 3: I got to stop you as a guy. Were you
Speaker 3: really going to the farmer's market or did you know?
Speaker 3: This is perfect?
Speaker 5: Well, I do you know that there is a farmer's market?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was, But it's cute. That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: It's a cute date.
Speaker 5: Okay, So we went to this huge farmer's market. I've
Speaker 5: actually never been before.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 4: And we walked all around and it was really fun.
Speaker 5: And then after that we walked to a park and
Speaker 5: walked all around this huge park also, and we were
Speaker 5: together for like three hours.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, getting your steps in, Yeah, you said,
Speaker 1: getting your steps in in a sexy way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mile three hours of straight walking is a lot.
Speaker 3: Is you felt like you were connecting obviously?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then I walked her back to her car and
Speaker 2: I was feeling the vibe and I leaned in for
Speaker 2: a kiss and she did this like old tiny comedian
Speaker 2: thing where she like went straight down like it was
Speaker 2: an elevator.
Speaker 1: Down physically she literally ducked. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Was that a joke?
Speaker 5: No? I don't think so. I ended up kissing like
Speaker 5: the top of her hair.
Speaker 1: How did you recover from that? What did you say?
Speaker 6: I was just like, huh, all right, you didn't push
Speaker 6: the button to get the elevator back up to the
Speaker 6: top floor where you're at it. Come on, We're just
Speaker 6: push her down to the ground, so award.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel.
Speaker 4: That, And so then you know I haven't.
Speaker 5: She hasn't texted me back since then.
Speaker 3: So how long ago was the farmers Market meet up?
Speaker 5: It was about a week ago.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's just the ending the kiss.
Speaker 5: That I feel like. I feel like I did something,
Speaker 5: something happened, but since I don't know what it is,
Speaker 5: it's kind of driving me crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, why would you stick around that long? Like
Speaker 3: if she wasn't feeling it? I mean, you don't get
Speaker 3: me wrong. Some people's like the kiss right away, especially kiss.
Speaker 1: I mean your broad daylight broad daylight kissing is different
Speaker 1: than end of the night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty embarrassing, but I just didn't know
Speaker 5: it wasn't that.
Speaker 1: And if it is that, I think that's something you
Speaker 1: can come back from.
Speaker 5: I would think that, but since she didn't respond, I thought, maybe, yeah,
Speaker 5: there's something else.
Speaker 3: All right, Well we're gonna come back. We're gonna try
Speaker 3: and call Sidney and get some answers for you and
Speaker 3: reunite you with your pickleball queen. Oh pickleball. It's really
Speaker 3: really important that you say that. We'll do it with
Speaker 3: your second date update right after this hold on second
Speaker 3: date update. It sucks getting rejected for a kiss the
Speaker 3: normal way, but it sucks even worse when you lean
Speaker 3: in and they bust out a comedic elevator going down
Speaker 3: move so that your lips meet the top of her hairline.
Speaker 3: Play on time, she like pushed the button first. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I mean it sounds like a joke, but that's
Speaker 3: actually how Nick's date ended with a woman that Brooke
Speaker 3: remembers her name.
Speaker 1: Sydney, Sydney.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: Jeff was just checking because he forgot Yeah.
Speaker 3: I forgot to Yeah, now we remember it's Sydney and
Speaker 3: they spent three hours together. So a really strange way
Speaker 3: to end the date.
Speaker 1: Now that she might have just not been ready for
Speaker 1: the kiss, like, that's no bad on her.
Speaker 3: Sure, But now that a full week has passed, it's
Speaker 3: pretty clear to Nick something is up, yeah, and he
Speaker 3: just wants to know exactly what that might be before
Speaker 3: we call her. Brook has generously offered to give you
Speaker 3: a good luck kiss on the cheek though, So Nick,
Speaker 3: how much tongue do you want with it?
Speaker 1: I always use tongue on cheek kisses.
Speaker 3: We didn't give you a choice there, you just got it.
Speaker 3: So now that we have luck on our side, let's
Speaker 3: dial Sydney. We'll see if she picks up the phone
Speaker 3: and hopefully has some answers for us. But here we go.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, you guys, do it.
Speaker 3: Don't thank us until you hear what happens.
Speaker 1: Kiss. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll kiss you when we're done, no matter what.
Speaker 3: So here we go.
Speaker 4: What hello?
Speaker 3: Hey? Is this Sydney?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sidney, thank you so much for answering. This is
Speaker 3: a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 3: Morning's SAT Morning.
Speaker 4: Hi the radio.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you're talking to the star of the show,
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Dubo.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: You can google it.
Speaker 1: Your name pops up every once in a while if
Speaker 1: you go down really.
Speaker 3: Funny Pit two hundred. I'm on there anyway, exactly. Yeah, Sorr.
Speaker 3: We're doing a segment from our show. It's called I'm
Speaker 3: not sure if you're familiar with something called the second
Speaker 3: Date Update.
Speaker 1: Uh not really now, Okay, that one will pop up
Speaker 1: on Google, unlike Jeff's name.
Speaker 4: Okay, about a date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about a date that you went on recently
Speaker 3: with one of our listeners named Nick.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, ah yeah y.
Speaker 3: And apparently you're not calling Nick back like a week later,
Speaker 3: so he's reached out to us to try and help
Speaker 3: him figure out why.
Speaker 1: Right, sounds like you two had a lot in common.
Speaker 1: You met at pickleball, he talked forever. It sounds like
Speaker 1: when you did the farmer's market.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked for a while, which must mean you
Speaker 3: had some sort of connection going on.
Speaker 4: Maybe more like I couldn't quite find a way to
Speaker 4: get myself out of there any Oh.
Speaker 1: Really, you know, at what point did you want to leave?
Speaker 4: I mean, like an hour in, I was kind of
Speaker 4: ready to go.
Speaker 3: That's interesting because we definitely did not get that vibe
Speaker 3: from Nick. His read was that it got better and
Speaker 3: better and better.
Speaker 1: I want to know why you wanted to leave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, like conversation and stuff like, he seems
Speaker 4: like a nice guy, but there was just some stuff
Speaker 4: that was it just wasn't my vibe.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, something you guys didn't match on.
Speaker 1: I mean, could you.
Speaker 3: Be a little bit more specific about what stuff you
Speaker 3: weren't vibing with? You guys have different favorite colors?
Speaker 4: No what? Okay? So he wanted to go to the
Speaker 4: farmer's market, right, But as soon as we got to
Speaker 4: the farmer's Market, he took his shoes off and then asked,
Speaker 4: like one of the people at like a stall to
Speaker 4: like watch them for him when he.
Speaker 1: Left his shoes at one of the booths.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then like proceeded to walk the whole farmer's
Speaker 4: market without shoes on, which, like, was.
Speaker 3: It all on grass?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Not on grass?
Speaker 3: He went barefoot over a pavement in a farmer's market.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were downtown and like the city farmer's market.
Speaker 1: One of the walk took so long. You can't move
Speaker 1: very fast. I mean, I don't blame you. I mean
Speaker 1: you're just fast forwarding in the relationship. You're like, dude,
Speaker 1: I do not want those feet in my bed. No,
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking too. Why did he do that? Though?
Speaker 1: That's really interesting scene.
Speaker 4: He just kept being like, oh, it's I can really
Speaker 4: steel the earth right now. Like I'm like, bro, you're
Speaker 4: walking on cement.
Speaker 3: People that are like that. But I guess the people.
Speaker 1: She made the refuse to wear running shoes. It was
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 1: That's usually like a hippie vibe, you know. And he
Speaker 1: didn't seem very crunchy to me, I don't know.
Speaker 3: So that feeling of ick about his bare feet carried
Speaker 3: over for the next three hours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it like got worse too. I was like
Speaker 4: really doing my best to just kind of like pretend
Speaker 4: like he wasn't doing that, and then he's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: you want to go to the park.
Speaker 3: At least there's grass in a park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hoping he picks up his shoes at some
Speaker 1: point there's some poor booth that still has his shoes.
Speaker 4: No, he grabbed his shoes and he's like walking around
Speaker 4: with them in his hand.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like girls in Vegas. So you got
Speaker 3: to the park and now he's holding his shoes, and
Speaker 3: what happened there?
Speaker 4: Do we sit down the bench? I'm already like really
Speaker 4: fighting the whole thing, but I'm just like trying to
Speaker 4: power through. And then all of a sudden, he gets up,
Speaker 4: walks over to this tree not far away from me
Speaker 4: at all, like within eyesight. Just go to the bathroom
Speaker 4: behind the tree.
Speaker 3: What I don't even want to ask him.
Speaker 1: Public urination on a date, Yeah, in the public park.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. I get like guys do
Speaker 4: that sometimes, but like on a date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, public parks, public bathrooms. Yeah, but he probably did
Speaker 1: want to go into a bathroom barefoot.
Speaker 3: That one has standards. Yeah, So it's the bare feet
Speaker 3: combined with the going to the bathroom in the park
Speaker 3: that gave you all of the X.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. He's just a little too one with nature
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 3: I think, well, I can't speak to him being one
Speaker 3: with nature, but I do know he is one with
Speaker 3: this telephone call right now, because he's on the other
Speaker 3: line listening and wanted to talk to you off though.
Speaker 3: Who knows what's on? Nick? Are you there?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sound a little embarrassed.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's good to know.
Speaker 1: Okay, this before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you need to address to her what was
Speaker 3: going on with your attired decisions.
Speaker 1: I think she's in shock that he's on the phone
Speaker 1: anything from Sydney Sidney?
Speaker 3: Are you okay?
Speaker 4: I don't know. This is just awkward, Nick.
Speaker 3: Why don't you talk to her? And I mean, you
Speaker 3: have a lot of explaining to.
Speaker 5: Do, dude, I didn't know bothered you. Honestly, I I
Speaker 5: really really do not like wearing shoes when I'm outside and.
Speaker 1: In the city on the street.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know.
Speaker 5: I do wash my feet before I climb the bed.
Speaker 4: Just well, you would have had to wash them quite
Speaker 4: a lot that day because they were black when we
Speaker 4: got to the park.
Speaker 5: That is, I mean, I'm not I'm not denying nothing
Speaker 5: that is true.
Speaker 3: We're focusing a lot on the shoes. What about the
Speaker 3: other big red flag during the date where you went
Speaker 3: to the bathroom in the park. Yeah, well, I feel like,
Speaker 3: are you with nature? Is that you like connecting with nature?
Speaker 5: Again, I'm not connecting with nature. No, but I do
Speaker 5: believe that trees has been around longer than plumbing.
Speaker 3: That's following the logic actually was off.
Speaker 1: You're on a first date. You don't want to pee
Speaker 1: in front of anybody on the first date.
Speaker 5: Yes, I understand, But in my defense, the tree was
Speaker 5: blocking me from sight.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it wasn't in front of her director, it's
Speaker 3: kind of.
Speaker 1: Behind Oh, Sydney. You didn't see it, So it's fine.
Speaker 4: I didn't have to see it. I heard it.
Speaker 3: Well, if you can hear it, that must mean it's
Speaker 3: pretty healthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I got a strong stream thrust. I don't know if
Speaker 3: that's really a selling point, but that's what we're going with.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we were walking through a long time and I
Speaker 5: had to go.
Speaker 1: I man, there's there's public restrooms for that.
Speaker 3: So, like you said, he couldn't go win because he
Speaker 3: didn't have a shoes Brooks, this was an emergency.
Speaker 1: Out of all the people defending being shoeless in public,
Speaker 1: I didn't expect it to be here.
Speaker 3: I know, somebody's got to stand up for mother nature,
Speaker 3: and shockingly, it's me. Okay, me and Nick. And I'm
Speaker 3: also going to stand up for love today because i'd
Speaker 3: like to offer a second date for you, Sydney, if
Speaker 3: you'll agree to meet up with him one more time,
Speaker 3: we would pay for it, and he might even agree
Speaker 3: to wear shoes on the next one.
Speaker 4: He's gone shoes on.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at that. His boundary is a date
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know about that. I just feel like
Speaker 4: we're different people.
Speaker 1: That's not always bad, though, you know, I.
Speaker 5: Actually feel pretty okay about all of this.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, Sidney, we appreciate you answering the
Speaker 3: phone and just being fully honest with us about what
Speaker 3: really happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, I'm sorry it didn't work.
Speaker 1: Out the way it is. Man, they never complimented her
Speaker 1: on her way of dodging a kiss. Yeah, so you need.
Speaker 4: He told you about that? Yeah? That pretty good?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little too good?
Speaker 3: Okay. Well, we don't want to leave you empty handed or
Speaker 3: empty four headed Nicks, So before you leave. There you go.
Speaker 1: I think he just stopped, as did you?
Speaker 3: Duck damn it, Jeffrey in the morning. You know, normally,
Speaker 3: if shoes are coming off on a first date, that's
Speaker 3: a pretty good sign that things are moving in the
Speaker 3: right direction.
Speaker 1: You know, he doesn't leave his socks on during the act.
Speaker 3: But yeah, in this case, it was not a good sign.
Speaker 3: It was a weird sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't expect that of him.
Speaker 3: Honestly, No, we didn't see that coming, Alexis, which was
Speaker 3: worse for you walking around barefoot? Or the urinating in public?
Speaker 1: Barefoot?
Speaker 3: Why public?
Speaker 1: I'm jealous.
Speaker 4: Guys can kind of do that anyway.
Speaker 1: But I feel like if he's on a hill and
Speaker 1: he's barefoot downhill, oh, I say, I had to not
Speaker 1: go that. You up.
Speaker 3: Brook needs to do a wilderness survival show and this
Speaker 3: needs to be episode number one.
Speaker 1: Gravity is not your friend when peen in the woods.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's but make sure to add all of those
Speaker 3: to your first date checklists. Show up on time, tip
Speaker 3: your waiters, keep your shoes on, don't pee on trees,
Speaker 3: and make sure you're not peeing on a slope. If
Speaker 3: you're going to be barefoot. Valid now there you go.
Speaker 3: So much you can learn by listening to our second
Speaker 3: date updates, so you can find them online wherever you
Speaker 3: get your podcasts. They're at Brook and Jeffrey