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Speaker 1: We've all experienced our knucklehead moments in relationships, some of

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Speaker 1: us more than others. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: But there comes a time where it finally dawns on

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Speaker 1: you that yeah, you might be a dummy, but the

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Speaker 1: person you're dating is even way more stupider.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know this because a popular publication just

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Speaker 2: released the survey results from thousands of Americans sharing the

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Speaker 2: moments they realized their significant other might.

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Speaker 1: Be a complete moron. So we're just gonna go through

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Speaker 1: the list here make you feel a little bit better

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Speaker 1: about yourself and your current relationship. One guy in California

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Speaker 1: said he was dating a woman and she got her boating.

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Speaker 2: License, so she told.

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Speaker 1: Them she wanted to celebrate it by taking her father's

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Speaker 1: speedboat to Hawaii.

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Speaker 3: It's a god joke, right, she was serious.

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Speaker 1: When he questioned her about the distance from California to Hawaii,

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Speaker 1: she said, Oh, no problem, I'll pack some sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: It's like the guy that went to Hawaiian and had

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Speaker 3: a whole Instagram. Yeah, maybe she's still traveling there right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you look at the maps, it look, it's

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Speaker 2: right there, right next to California.

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Speaker 3: And Alaska's right above.

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Speaker 2: Hawaii exactly, They're so close.

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Speaker 1: I actually searched how long it would take to travel

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Speaker 1: from California to Hawaii by boat. It's about three weeks.

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Speaker 3: Cruise ships depends on the size of your motor as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's play a big point. And yeah, not all

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Speaker 1: of these are dumb women. This one is a dumb guy.

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Speaker 1: Because one lady in Pennsylvania wrote her new boyfriend confessed

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Speaker 1: he only buys Campbell's sipping soups that are packaged in

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Speaker 1: plastic because the metal cans of soup kept breaking his microwaves. No,

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Speaker 1: he was, and I did say microwaves, because he destroyed

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Speaker 1: so many of them.

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Speaker 3: He kept going back. Yeah, he kept trying it.

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Speaker 1: He was like, gosh, these cans of soup are so

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Speaker 1: messed up.

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Speaker 3: It reminds you of the cup of noodles.

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Speaker 1: Like recently, I see these new ones and they say

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Speaker 1: microwaveable paper cup, and I'm like, wait, those weren't microable before.

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Speaker 3: I've been doing that for a long time.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 1: I bet our listeners are already feeling better about the relationship.

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Speaker 2: But the soup bombs.

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Speaker 1: No, let's keep going. One woman from North Carolina said

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Speaker 1: her and her boyfriend went to dinner, then planned to

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Speaker 1: go stay at a hotel, and the man had some leftovers,

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Speaker 1: but there was no fridge in their hotel room.

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Speaker 3: I hate that because you're like, oh, I couldn't.

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Speaker 1: So he had an idea, walked back outside and put

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Speaker 1: the food underneath his car out in the hotel parking

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Speaker 1: lot so that it would stay cool.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm not with him, no, I mean, honestly, if

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Speaker 2: it gets cold enough at night, put it inside your car.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that might be smarter, because, not surprisingly, raccoons came

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Speaker 1: by and made all the leftovers.

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Speaker 3: Who would have thought if I wouldn't being stoked about that?

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Speaker 3: Filet mignon, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us, we're looking at a survey

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Speaker 1: where Americans shared the cringey moments that made them realize

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Speaker 1: they might be dating an idiot. This next one is

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Speaker 1: from a guy in New Jersey who said he was

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Speaker 1: planning on taking an international trip for work, and when

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend asked, wait, do they speak English there, he

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Speaker 1: had to keep telling her again, I'm just going to England.

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Speaker 3: They literally invented the language. She still wasn't sure.

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Speaker 1: She's so, is that a yes?

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Speaker 3: Or do they speak like Englanese. That's really funny. Is British?

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Speaker 3: The same struggles real.

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Speaker 1: Another one from a Texas woman said her boyfriend had

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Speaker 1: a tattoo of a compass on his arm where east

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Speaker 1: and west were switched. When question about it, he admitted

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Speaker 1: he drew the tattoo himself, so they were correct from

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Speaker 1: his angle.

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Speaker 3: Oh be like I always get lost. The south would

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Speaker 3: be wrong if it was from his like, that doesn't

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Speaker 3: make Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It made sense to him, So good for that guy.

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Speaker 1: Next one is a man in Utah who said he

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Speaker 1: was in a newer relationship with a lady and anytime

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Speaker 1: numbers would come up in their conversation, she would say

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Speaker 1: things like one Comma zero zero.

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Speaker 3: Zero for one thousand dollars, and.

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Speaker 1: He'd ask, you mean one thousand? And she told him

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Speaker 1: I never learned how to say any of the ones

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Speaker 1: with more than three numbers in it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, confused with the comma.

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Speaker 1: Stop learning at nine hundred and ninety nine ten hundred. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that handbag cost me three Comma zero zero zero dollars.

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Speaker 3: So expensive.

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Speaker 1: And finally, this is from a woman in Tennessee who

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Speaker 1: says that she didn't realize the guy that she was

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Speaker 1: dating was stupid until long.

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Speaker 3: After their breakup.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, because apparently he moved back home to Australia

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Speaker 1: while she was pregnant, and whoa, and so that whole

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Speaker 1: situation unfolded. They had no contact until the baby was

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Speaker 1: two years old, when he finally reached out and called

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Speaker 1: and asked if their son had an Australian accent.

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Speaker 3: Because it's genetics. Yeah. Does he talk like me?

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Speaker 1: Just good? I? Yeah, isn't that cool? That's how it works.

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Speaker 1: Those were the moments when people realized they might be

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Speaker 1: dating a total moron.

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Speaker 3: Testing yours, if your if your signific I could take

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Speaker 3: so many more.

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Speaker 1: If you want to add a story to the list,

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Speaker 1: talk about your husband, yeah, I can't think.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the same answer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's dating right now, it's okay. Phone taps

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Speaker 1: coming up right after this