1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Final 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,479 Speaker 1: Destination trend blood Zites. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: Which one of us will die by the end of 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 2: the other. 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,800 Speaker 1: Pros all of us. If I if I had to 6 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:16,159 Speaker 1: guess based on that dang movie that I think just 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: came out, we were having a lively discussion to producer 8 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 1: Victor was doing his best not to spoil it, but like, 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:24,959 Speaker 1: did you. 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 2: See the the promo for it, the trailer. 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 3: No, there's a promo truck with logs on the back. 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,879 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I did see that. 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 3: I was driving her. 14 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 2: I'm like, that's literally what our entire generation thinks whenever 15 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 2: we were behind a truck. 16 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: But it's so funny, Like, please, my name is Jacko. 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: Brian That over there is my co host for today. 18 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 3: Paul Miles is never coming back. 19 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: She killed Miles in a roundabout way. You put a 20 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: final destination on Key and all of us. 21 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 2: And yeah, and also like also the Saw movies also 22 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 2: at the same time. 23 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: Kind of added on a hat. But you needed to. 24 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 2: Get the tricycle part because I thought it was cute, 25 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 2: you know. 26 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: All right, Well, this is the episode where we tell 27 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: some people what is trending on this Wednesday, May twenty. 28 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: First this afternoon, let's see TikTok has reinvented soup. Uh 29 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: is one way to read this story. Super producer Victor linked. 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 4: Super producer producer Victor linked true to this video on 31 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 4: TikTok where it says, pov, you started water based cooking, 32 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 4: and now your skin is clear, your stomach is thriving, 33 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 4: and you recover from illness overnight. 34 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: Holy shit, to. 35 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 2: Be fair, it's like water based, Like it's based. 36 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 3: You know what I mean. 37 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: And then like that text is over a series of 38 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: pictures of soups being cooked and then vegetables being steamed, 39 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 1: which it's. 40 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 2: Do you think the skin is just getting better because 41 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 2: like their face is over steamed. They're just getting They're 42 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 2: just getting like a spa treatment. You know. 43 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: It's like I I think all of the things that 44 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: they're showing look delicious and healthy. So I'm not here 45 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: to say this is a bad This isn't like one 46 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: of the bad ones where you know people are like 47 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: I eat a little bit of plastic every day and it's. 48 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 2: You're getting This is why I also don't mind like 49 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: the Stanley cup water thing. 50 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 3: I'm like, as long as. 51 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 2: You're drinking water, and eating your veggies kids, you know. 52 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I also don't mind the the crispy diet coke 53 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 1: thing where they just have like a really nicely refrigerated 54 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: diet coke. Now that is poison, but I just like 55 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: that it's not like and if you drink five diet 56 00:02:54,680 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: cokes you'll never die gone. They're just really a lot 57 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: of loving attention lavished on the experience of having a 58 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: single die cook. But yeah, this just seems like, I 59 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: don't know, taking centuries old recipes and cooking techniques and 60 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 1: turning it into a viral trend by being like hot 61 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: water based water based cooking. 62 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 2: This is like when like white people discovered turmeric and like, right, 63 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 2: we were like why were our fingers stained for centuries 64 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 2: for you to just find this out? 65 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 1: That's right. We love rediscovering things and being like pov, 66 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: you've just invented a new type of cooking. 67 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 2: We need to, like, I think, instead of trying to 68 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 2: like do a revolution or like do things through a 69 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 2: system where we legislate human rights, I think we need 70 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 2: to distract white people with like Easter eggs and like 71 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 2: constantly help them, like think like they're discovering new things, 72 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 2: you know, just be like, Oh my god, good job. 73 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 2: It's America. Oh my god, water based cooking. 74 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 3: Good job. 75 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: If that were happening right now, I'm I'm not sure 76 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: I'd be able to distinguish it from what from our 77 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: current timeline, because I feel like I feel like white 78 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: people love being online and on TikTok looking for little 79 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: Easter eggs and clues that have been left for them 80 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: by the powers that be. Mister Beast is hot now. 81 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: It seems like he went to the same person as 82 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg hot all dating brick. 83 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 3: I guess when he got jacked or whatever. 84 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he just or like Matt right, is that 85 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 1: the Matt rife? Is that the guys who the comedian 86 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: who has like a jaw implants feels like mister got. 87 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 2: Like, oh oh, it's like classic yeah, or Mullaney mullaney too. 88 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:49,600 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well, Mullenie's jaw has changed. 89 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: Interesting. 90 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 2: Don't parasocial get mad at me, audience. Okay, his jaw 91 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 2: looks different. 92 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: I have seen that online, but I didn't. I guess 93 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: I didn't notice that. I thought it was god. 94 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 3: Mister Bee's face looks crazy. 95 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: Good, crazy good. Sorry, he looks. 96 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 2: His facial hair looks like the Tiger King he does. 97 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: It could be that he's just accentuating his jawline with 98 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: a little uh beard, you know what I mean. That's a. 99 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 3: No, his face is different. 100 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 2: Also Leah Sampson, a good friend of mine who's hilarious comedian, 101 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 2: lives in New York. The first comment under this complex 102 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 2: post is what half white, half black woman is responsible 103 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 2: for this? 104 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 3: She posted underneath. 105 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 1: Also, oh, Michael B. 106 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 2: Jordan has done. He's gotten his graphics, like we all 107 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 2: need pointing out. 108 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't. We don't mind it. Sometimes sometimes you're 109 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: allowed to have your jaw redone. 110 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, he totally like he didn't have a chin before, 111 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 2: and then now he. 112 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: Has The Wire. He's plays a character who goes missing 113 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: and uh it's one of the more heartbreaking moments in 114 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: The Wire. Yeah, and he did not have a chin 115 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: back then. 116 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 3: I think by the time he was on like Parenthood, 117 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 3: he had a chin. 118 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah great. 119 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,159 Speaker 3: But I don't know. 120 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 2: Men can get gender firming care. That's fine. That's I'm 121 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 2: fine with that, you know, if they feel better about themselves. 122 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 2: I just don't think mister Beast is hot. 123 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 3: Now. 124 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 1: I don't think this hot now it's official. Find a 125 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 1: new angle. 126 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 3: Is he on the what is what chocolate? Does he 127 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,479 Speaker 3: sell beast treats or whatever? 128 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: The fuck? What the beast treats? I thought it was 129 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 1: just like mister beast Chocolate. I didn't know that it 130 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 1: had a name that made you feel like a dog. 131 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 3: I don't think they. I think I made that up. 132 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 2: But hire me for branding beastables, crustables and Beastables. 133 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,599 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think he's hot. Now I'm sorry. 134 00:06:53,760 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: Next question, No further questions, your honor. Uh. Trump is quiet, 135 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,839 Speaker 1: making it impossible to get COVID boosters for most Americans, 136 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: essentially despite the fact that he has tried to take 137 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 1: credit for the COVID vaccine roll out, calling it one 138 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: of the greatest miracles of the ages. He is also 139 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: you know, he knows that his base does not like 140 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 1: COVID and does not like to does not like the VEA. 141 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 2: They like COVID, they love COVID. 142 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 1: They can't get anough of it. They did not like 143 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 1: the vaccine, and so he is doing what the people want. 144 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: And you know, with the help of RFK, the government 145 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: had previously recommended seasonal vaccines for all Americans six months 146 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 1: and older, and now they have announced their direction going forward, 147 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: which will be only given to adults sixty five and older, 148 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: as well as children and younger adults with at least 149 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,240 Speaker 1: one high risk health problem. 150 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 3: Everyone else is going to get injected with COVID. 151 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,400 Speaker 1: That's right. You do have to come in and get injected. 152 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 3: Objective yet injected. You have that, you're gonna have a card, 153 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 3: it'll say, here's COVID. 154 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: One immediate blatant problem with this change is that the 155 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: FDA didn't offer any intention to establish carve outs for 156 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: caregivers of people who still qualify for COVID vaccines under 157 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: its new rules, which would be smart. It just it 158 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: feels like they give everything the level of thought that 159 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: a Hollywood screenwriter would, where it's just like, we're gonna, 160 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 1: we're gonna make this change because it's going to look 161 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 1: like this to people who aren't really paying attention and 162 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:39,600 Speaker 1: moving on. 163 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 2: We you know, it's almost worse because Hollywood screenwriters have 164 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,840 Speaker 2: to answer to their fucking nerd fans, and Trump has 165 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 2: to answer to like the press, the White House Press Corps, 166 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 2: which are now people that are. 167 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,720 Speaker 3: Like, hey, Trump, I heard your dick is good. 168 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 1: Like. 169 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 2: How is you dick so good, Like that's the extent 170 00:08:59,120 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 2: that they ask him Bush. 171 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,319 Speaker 1: Now, that's a really good question that a lot of 172 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: people are asking. My dick is great. They're saying it's 173 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,920 Speaker 1: one of the great dicks of the ages, miracles of 174 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,680 Speaker 1: the ages. 175 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 3: Sure if you heard that it needs a boot, it 176 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 3: doesn't need a booster. 177 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but a lot of people are pointing, uh, 178 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 1: pushing back on this and saying, you know, you have 179 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:23,280 Speaker 1: to make allowances for people who are going to be 180 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: you know, caregivers for. 181 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 3: This, so to COVID potentially, well, I'm sure. 182 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 1: The Trump administration will be quick to respond to that. Aka, 183 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,080 Speaker 1: just ignore the shit out of it. Have you seen 184 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,200 Speaker 1: Tom Cruise eating popcorn of late? 185 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,120 Speaker 2: I've heard so many things about Tom Cruise and popcorn. 186 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,360 Speaker 2: I've seen like random I'm like, why is he going 187 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 2: to have a popcorn line? Like why am I seeing? 188 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 2: There was one where he was walking a stage and 189 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,319 Speaker 2: he pointed out that somebody had already eaten their popcorn 190 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,960 Speaker 2: before the movie. 191 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: There's walking off over. 192 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 3: Popcorn to AMC employees. 193 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 1: And now we've seen what it looks like as he's 194 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: eat popcorn and he's like basically throwing fastball, Like each 195 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 1: piece of popcorn he's like throwing into his mouth. 196 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,559 Speaker 3: He does his own stunt ferocity. 197 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: It's kind of wild. 198 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,680 Speaker 2: Do you have Can you imagine Tom Cruise being normal 199 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 2: in any situation? 200 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 1: No, exactly, It's it is such a nightmare to like 201 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,679 Speaker 1: have somebody point out how quickly you've eaten your popcorn. 202 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 1: I always finish my popcorn way too fast, and like 203 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 1: I go in with intention being like I'm not going 204 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,559 Speaker 1: to finish my popcorn. I'm gonna finish this popcorn is 205 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:40,959 Speaker 1: going to be here at the like act too, you know, 206 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 1: like as as we're heading into act three, I'll be 207 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 1: polishing this bad boy off. I'm gonna do a thing 208 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: where I eat the top half with my drink and 209 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,640 Speaker 1: then the bottom half I mix it. I'm sure, sour 210 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 1: patch kit, I got. 211 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:59,840 Speaker 5: Two things of popcorn, one for the pre movie, for 212 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 5: the maybe another third one for after I go double 213 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 5: handed and my mouth at the same time, scoop. 214 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: Double handed and your messages, all of. 215 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,800 Speaker 2: It in as fast as possible inhal you know, like 216 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,000 Speaker 2: one of the worms from Dune, just just gobbling it up. 217 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 3: It's all over my face. 218 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 2: After I can't look anyone in the eye, and that's 219 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:19,560 Speaker 2: how you. 220 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 3: Enjoy a movie. 221 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 1: It is like as people are making fun of Tom 222 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: Cruise for how he eats popcorn, and it is strange. 223 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 3: I do a thing about him, though. 224 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaker 1: Everybody like I when I eat popcorn, I look insane, ridiculous. Yeah, 225 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, just like shoving it into my mouth. 226 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 3: The theater is dark. 227 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,680 Speaker 2: It's not to watch the movie better, it's to eat 228 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 2: your popcorn and shame. 229 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,439 Speaker 1: There's no like you know, it's the opposite of a 230 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: Rese's there's that reces ad campaign. There's no wrong way 231 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 1: to eat a reces There's no right way to eat popcorn. 232 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,200 Speaker 1: It's just always bad. I feel like I'm when I 233 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 1: put it in my mouth. My wife is My wife 234 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 1: is like, what are you? Why do you eat it 235 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 1: like that? And I just ask her to, you know, 236 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:06,800 Speaker 1: kindly turn around and not look at me. I'm hideous. 237 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: But it is such a Tom Cruise way to eat popcorn, 238 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,480 Speaker 1: just like he I have seen. It's like, have you 239 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 1: ever seen somebody who like pops cashews or like peanuts 240 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 1: into their mouth. It's like kind of it's like an 241 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: upward toss into the mouth. 242 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 2: It's very like I'm an alpha male. I'm making the 243 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:27,960 Speaker 2: business deals here. 244 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. 245 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 1: But every popcorn thing and it's just so high risk, 246 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,440 Speaker 1: high reward, which is how Tom Cruise lives his life. 247 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 1: But yeah, I would try that, and if I got 248 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,400 Speaker 1: like three in a row, I would feel like I 249 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 1: was on the top of the on top of the world. Yeah, 250 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 1: I would be like taking out my eye like I would. 251 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 2: It would be Jack doesn't do his own popcorn. 252 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,520 Speaker 1: I don't. I need somebody to step in for me. Yeah, 253 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: because it's not like throwing it up and catching it 254 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 1: in your mouth where it's like a nice lazy arc. 255 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: It's just an upward fastball. 256 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,680 Speaker 2: I don't have the patience to wait for it to 257 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 2: fall down. I need it in my mouth faster. Also, 258 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 2: I think the other surprising thing is that Tom Cruise 259 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,600 Speaker 2: eats popcorn, which like I'm like, what, I would think 260 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,880 Speaker 2: he would eat some sort of gray goo, you know. 261 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's gray go. And then I mean 262 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 1: it is one thing that is still impossibly movie star 263 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:29,360 Speaker 1: slash scientology like hyperbaric chamber of him is eating the 264 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:33,320 Speaker 1: popcorn one piece at a time. Is like who has 265 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,480 Speaker 1: that restraint? You know? 266 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like that's that would be a bigger stunt 267 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 2: for me than learning how to ride a motorcycle. 268 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 3: Offic club. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I got it. 269 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:49,959 Speaker 2: Whatever, But I'm like the popcorn, I can't wait. They're like, oh, cut, 270 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 2: go again. 271 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,240 Speaker 1: God, the people behind me would be getting pelted with 272 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 1: so many individual pieces of popcorn, because I'd also be 273 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:01,920 Speaker 1: like in a panic to get more popcorn and off sweating. 274 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,960 Speaker 1: You know, let's take a quick break and we'll be 275 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 1: right back breaking with me. I don't know. We're just 276 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: gonna have a normal adult conversation in a public place, 277 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 1: just because I think it's going to go so well 278 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 1: that I want other people to see how well it's 279 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: not all right? 280 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:20,640 Speaker 2: Cool? 281 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,680 Speaker 1: And we're back. And for some reason, during the break, 282 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 1: we started talking about Clint Eastwood movies, because that's like, 283 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,480 Speaker 1: that is like an alpha move of throwing popcorn, and 284 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: it feels like east Wood. I feel like it's a 285 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,880 Speaker 1: little too much work for Eastwood. Like Eastwood would eat 286 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: a single kernel at a time, but like kind of suspiciously. 287 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 2: And but that's why his eyes are so squinty all 288 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 2: the time. He started to get popcorn in them. 289 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, just like one at a time and kind of 290 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,080 Speaker 1: like without joy. 291 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 2: Yeahcorn with him randomly Yeah, yeah, like such one dimensional 292 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 2: female characters where they're like I hate you and then 293 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 2: all of it, all of a. 294 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,800 Speaker 3: Sudden it turns into like lust when you want. 295 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 1: To Secretly everybody wants to have sex with Clint Eastwood 296 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,520 Speaker 1: no matter how old they are and how old he is. 297 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,120 Speaker 2: I know, I was like, like I could I watched 298 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 2: his movies because I like missed them or what like 299 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 2: they weren't in my zeitgeist, and so I was like, oh, 300 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,560 Speaker 2: I should watch these as an adult to see what 301 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 2: the like cultural references. And it's literally just like Clint 302 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,240 Speaker 2: Eastwood writing scripts of what he thinks is cool from 303 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,320 Speaker 2: like probably when he was like a teen, you know. 304 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, and also he like just can't stop having kids, 305 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 1: so it might not be that dissimilar from what. 306 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,400 Speaker 3: Oh really is he like that too? 307 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, he just like walks into There's a very 308 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,920 Speaker 1: funny podcast, The Action Boys, that covers Clint Eastwood movies 309 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 1: a lot, and they talk about how his sperm is 310 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,240 Speaker 1: like airborne. You just like get in the same room 311 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,760 Speaker 1: with them and like you be come pregnant. 312 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 3: How many kids does he have? 313 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,400 Speaker 1: He is eight? But like he's still having them like 314 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 1: with people ninety. 315 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,240 Speaker 2: Yeah ew ew. 316 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 3: And he's married. He's been married like five times. 317 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Gross. 318 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 3: At least it says children at least. 319 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: Eight, at least eight that we know. 320 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 3: There's no way to know. 321 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 2: He's had numerous casual and series okay, yeah, many of 322 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 2: which have overlapped. 323 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 3: Gross. 324 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:36,160 Speaker 2: This man will sit on any any woman and chairs 325 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,080 Speaker 2: and any chairs at a Republican national conference. 326 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 1: That's right, all right. There is a new survey that 327 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 1: The Guardian is covering that finds that almost half of 328 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,040 Speaker 1: young people would prefer a world without internet. This is 329 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 1: a UK study that has found that nearly seventy percent 330 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 1: of sixteen to twenty one year olds feel worse about 331 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,320 Speaker 1: themselves after spending time on social media, and half would 332 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 1: support a digital curfew that would restrict their access to 333 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 1: certain apps and sites past ten pm. Forty six percent 334 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,359 Speaker 1: said they would rather be young in a world without 335 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:10,400 Speaker 1: the Internet altogether. 336 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,480 Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest, it was fun growing up 337 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,920 Speaker 2: with limited access to the internet. Like I had fun, 338 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,880 Speaker 2: I went outside. I'm not necessarily saying it's better because 339 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 2: I wouldn't know that experience, but like I was just 340 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:25,439 Speaker 2: thinking about all the crazy shit we did as kids, 341 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,640 Speaker 2: and how it was like real interactive social stuff and 342 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,040 Speaker 2: it was hard, like there was bullying and whatever, but 343 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,480 Speaker 2: like we came up we made our own fun. 344 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 3: We were like tepeeing houses. 345 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,119 Speaker 1: And shit, you know, yeah, we will. 346 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 3: Do that anymore. Do they do they do tp houses? 347 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 1: Well, we have talked about how the two things that 348 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,800 Speaker 1: have faced massive shortages are toilet paper and eggs, the 349 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 1: two things that we used to throw at people's houses. 350 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,120 Speaker 3: Shit. 351 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 2: So yeah, damn, these kids are growing up in a struggle. 352 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,800 Speaker 3: I never used to know. 353 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:03,480 Speaker 1: It's been bad for quietly retaliated against nemeses in middle school. 354 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 2: There was also like a thing recently where they talked 355 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,399 Speaker 2: about how people like our phones like tracked how many 356 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 2: selfies we would delete and then try to advertise like 357 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:16,440 Speaker 2: beauty products to us. 358 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,880 Speaker 1: Like yeah that makes sense, isn't that a thing? 359 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:19,440 Speaker 3: Yeah? 360 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:24,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's so gross. It's like they're literally squeezing 361 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 2: us for everything. And these are like kids like teens, 362 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:27,199 Speaker 2: you know. 363 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, and if your phone is just like subtly suggesting 364 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,400 Speaker 1: to you that you need to fix the way you look, 365 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 1: like that can't be good. 366 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 3: When you're a teenager. You need skincare. 367 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:40,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, this is crazy, it's yeah, and it feels 368 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,800 Speaker 1: I do really feel like it's taken away a big 369 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,159 Speaker 1: chunk of people's free will and that we're in a 370 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,919 Speaker 1: much worse place than we realize. When it comes to 371 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,760 Speaker 1: the amount of time, a quarter of respondents spent four 372 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:55,560 Speaker 1: more hours a day on social media. Forty two percent 373 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 1: of those surveyed admitted to lying to their parents and 374 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:02,160 Speaker 1: guardians about what they do online, and while I'm forty 375 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,479 Speaker 1: two percent said that they had lied about their age. 376 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 1: Forty percent admitted to having a decoy or burner account. 377 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 1: I mean that stuff all seems pretty harmless. Uh. Twenty 378 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,720 Speaker 1: seven percent said they pretend to be a different person completely. 379 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:16,399 Speaker 2: They're like, no, mom, I'm just jacking off in here. 380 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 2: I'm not looking at things to consume. I swear to God, 381 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,399 Speaker 2: I swear to God, I'm just jerking it. I'm just 382 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,479 Speaker 2: jerking it to the friend of yours. But I'm not 383 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,680 Speaker 2: trying to buy more shit, I promise. 384 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: It. Yeah. I just I think boredom is underrated, you know. 385 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:33,879 Speaker 1: I think like having to make your own fun and 386 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,200 Speaker 1: just like come up with shit and not always have 387 00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:39,400 Speaker 1: an option that is going to distract you and occupy 388 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,680 Speaker 1: your brain with something that has been like market tested 389 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:47,639 Speaker 1: to divert you and give you an idea that like 390 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,679 Speaker 1: steers you towards consumption. Like I feel like in a 391 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 1: very obvious way that is it would be preferable to 392 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 1: not exist online. 393 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I like it is good for like 394 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 2: being aware of like political issues and like if you 395 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,440 Speaker 2: can get outside of your bubble, which a lot of 396 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,639 Speaker 2: people can't online. But I also feel like there's not 397 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 2: enough like interaction with like human beings when you're trying 398 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 2: to like solve a problem for like critical thinking, Like 399 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,120 Speaker 2: it used to be we have a question and you'd 400 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,880 Speaker 2: be like, well, do you think it's this or that? 401 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 3: And like we wouldn't immediately go to our phones. 402 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,439 Speaker 2: Right, but we're kind of what is it called like 403 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:28,480 Speaker 2: offloading or substituting outsourcing outsourcing, Yeah, logic to like AI 404 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,879 Speaker 2: or whatever. Yeah, so even even now, like yeah, you 405 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 2: can look it up, but do you know like the 406 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,119 Speaker 2: sources correct. I don't even think we have necessarily the 407 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,760 Speaker 2: talk it out skills that we used to. 408 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,240 Speaker 1: You know, I definitely don't have the talk it out 409 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:47,040 Speaker 1: skills that I used to have. I'm fortunately just have 410 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 1: an AI script writer that writes everything that I say, 411 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 1: so in your brain, in my brain. 412 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, and planning and in black situation. 413 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 1: That's the one place that I trust Elon Musk. I 414 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: think he's off base on a lot of stuff, but 415 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 1: I do trust him to implanting a chip into my 416 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 1: brain to help me google things in my brain. 417 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,679 Speaker 2: Here's a crazy thing. I don't know if this is 418 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,160 Speaker 2: bad to say, but I went to college with someone 419 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,359 Speaker 2: who's like third in line at Neuralink. 420 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,639 Speaker 1: Wow, in line, like in the leadership, in line to 421 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,200 Speaker 1: get the thing put no, no. 422 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 2: No in leader like he's at he's been at the 423 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,679 Speaker 2: company since we like graduated. 424 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: Wow. 425 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. 426 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,840 Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm I'm very curious, like what the 427 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,679 Speaker 2: internal because a lot of like, like I worked on 428 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,639 Speaker 2: neural probes in my Masters and the idea was to 429 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 2: implant a probe to help a prosthetic move by you 430 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,240 Speaker 2: thinking right, so like amputees and stuff. But like with Neuralink, 431 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,280 Speaker 2: I'm like, what else are they doing up there? And 432 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 2: then like because initially when it came out, I was like, Oh, 433 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 2: that's cool. They're like trying to do a similar thing, 434 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:54,120 Speaker 2: you know, assist people who have don't have like access 435 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 2: to movement or whatever. 436 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's tough. 437 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that. Do you know back in 438 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 1: the days when before all tech had just like gone 439 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:11,000 Speaker 1: down this like a dark fascist libertarian directions optimized, Yeah, 440 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,199 Speaker 1: I was like optimistic. I was like, that's cool, Like 441 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,400 Speaker 1: it's going to be enable us to like create new senses. 442 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,920 Speaker 1: Like it not just like helps people who have lost 443 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,919 Speaker 1: certain senses, but like, you know, it could enable us 444 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,640 Speaker 1: to like have feeds that like enable us you. 445 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 2: Know, biomimicry stuff like that. 446 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. So suddenly like you're just trailed by a drone 447 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 1: that gives you like a bird's eye view of everything 448 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 1: around you and it's like goes directly into your brain 449 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 1: or like something. You know, that stuff all seemed like cool, 450 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 1: and now it just feels like, no, they'd find a 451 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,920 Speaker 1: way to like fuck with you that. 452 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,440 Speaker 3: They monitor your head. 453 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:54,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. And speaking of monetization, Trump's pick to 454 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:59,440 Speaker 1: head the IRS, Billy Long is it's just like I 455 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: don't I don't even note, Like I guess I just 456 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 1: feel like we have to keep talking about this shit 457 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 1: because it's so openly corrupt. But he is somebody who 458 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:14,159 Speaker 1: like has told business executives like that he's going to 459 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,720 Speaker 1: give them tax breaks, like they're just he's like, they're like, yeah, 460 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 1: I mean this is gonna be great. He's like making 461 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,800 Speaker 1: sure that we never like he's giving them these passes 462 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,880 Speaker 1: that are basically like I'm audit proof because of this 463 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: guy who and like the way they're like talking about 464 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: they're just speaking openly on these like recorded zoom calls 465 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,959 Speaker 1: and just being like, yeah, it's pretty crazy. Uh. I 466 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,920 Speaker 1: call up one of my friends and I say, Hey, 467 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,080 Speaker 1: the IRS Commissioner Billy Long, the new one coming in 468 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,920 Speaker 1: that we're all excited about. Is Billy coming too the inauguration? 469 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,280 Speaker 1: My friend says, well, he doesn't have a ticket. He's 470 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 1: not because he's not confirmed yet. And I said, well, 471 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,399 Speaker 1: make him my guest. And then he goes on to 472 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:59,840 Speaker 1: say they had one dinner, spent a few nights together, and. 473 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:04,800 Speaker 3: That he it was a whirlwind romance. 474 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,760 Speaker 1: What yeah, exactly. And then he said that he was 475 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,480 Speaker 1: told that his company companies would no longer have to 476 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:17,959 Speaker 1: worry about IRS scrutiny on like certain subjects because like 477 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,240 Speaker 1: specifically these employee retention tax credits, which the IRS was 478 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:27,439 Speaker 1: thinking about shutting down the quote. Is he actually pushed 479 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,240 Speaker 1: erc the employee retention credits? Is that not a blessing? 480 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,280 Speaker 1: We could be worried about promoter audits now, we could 481 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,359 Speaker 1: be worried about anything with the old administration, but Billy 482 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 1: actually is now taking over and we don't have to 483 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: worry about that stuff. 484 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,680 Speaker 2: So it's just like the rich have nothing to fear 485 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,680 Speaker 2: but fear itself. 486 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, like literally, and we don't even have to 487 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,720 Speaker 1: fear fear itself because we have all the good pharmaceuticals. 488 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:52,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. 489 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 1: Like in this meeting, he's like I had to tell 490 00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,480 Speaker 1: the guy, please take your sales hat off and put 491 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,280 Speaker 1: your IRS commissioner hat on. 492 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,879 Speaker 3: That insane dude, Like you're not trying. 493 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,119 Speaker 1: To sell me anything. You're you're the IRS commissioner. You 494 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 1: can't be like constantly like trying to win my business 495 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 1: as the IRS commissioner. 496 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,080 Speaker 3: That's so crazy. 497 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,840 Speaker 2: That's so crazy that people think self regulation would ever work, 498 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 2: like exactly. 499 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: Anyways, good world that we have here, Paula. The always 500 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,919 Speaker 1: a pleasure having you. Where can people find you? Follow you? 501 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,879 Speaker 1: All that good stuff? 502 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,119 Speaker 2: Dallas, Sunday May twenty fifth, nine pm, Dallas Comedy Club. 503 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:31,800 Speaker 3: Please come out. 504 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 2: Please tell everybody please buy tickets. If you come out, 505 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,840 Speaker 2: I will say hi after the show and me at 506 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,520 Speaker 2: Paula Veganolan p A l A v I g U 507 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,080 Speaker 2: n A l A N. I also run a show 508 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 2: at the Comedy Store monthly called Facial Recognition Comedy with 509 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 2: my friends. We had bought some usufon on Friday, which 510 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,920 Speaker 2: is crazy. Yeah, he's so sweet, so smart and so fun. 511 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,040 Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know if we're gonna have a 512 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,640 Speaker 2: June show, but we are gonna have a July show, 513 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 2: so come through. 514 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 1: The shows are always so great. Everybody should be going monthly. 515 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,640 Speaker 1: And please, if you're in Dallas, zeigang pull up show 516 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,520 Speaker 1: Polly's Love. That is going to do it for us 517 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: this afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a whole last 518 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,320 Speaker 1: episode of the show. Until then, be kind to each other, 519 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves. Get your vaccines while you still 520 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:26,159 Speaker 1: can goward them. Yeah for real, so go get your 521 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,800 Speaker 1: flu shots. Don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we 522 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 1: will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye bye. 523 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,040 Speaker 3: The Daily Zeit Guys is executive produced by Catherine. 524 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,800 Speaker 4: Law, co produced by Bae Wayne, co produced by Victor 525 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,160 Speaker 4: Wright 526 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,320 Speaker 1: Co written by j M McNabb and edited and engineered 527 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:45,360 Speaker 1: by Brian Jefferies.