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Speaker 1: Are you leave the I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off instide.

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Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine? Melcorn? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 1: Ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this.

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Speaker 3: Is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi boys, I am very happy to see you.

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Speaker 3: Happy to see you as well, Chris.

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Speaker 2: What'd you do today?

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Speaker 3: Gird?

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Speaker 1: Well from.

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Speaker 3: I have gourd.

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking because one of my leftover I

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Speaker 1: think I have. I don't think I have long COVID,

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Speaker 1: but I know I have. I got the worst COVID

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Speaker 1: short and one is taking a while.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so mine's.

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Speaker 3: Taking a while. So I still have some of my taste.

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Speaker 1: Buds aren't working in the way where coffee tastes very

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Speaker 1: bad to me in a way it never has in

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Speaker 1: my life. I drink black coffee in the morning and

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Speaker 1: black coffee have been removed, and it just tastes like hot,

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Speaker 2: That is all I have. My friend Lance has lost

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Speaker 2: a bunch of weight. He hasn't been able to taste.

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Speaker 2: And it's worse than that. He can't taste much for

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Speaker 3: Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: And he said bacon and thing like meat, like savory

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Speaker 2: things that he used to always eat taste awful or

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Speaker 2: have no taste at all to him.

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Speaker 3: Well, and that's the that happened to me. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Wait, So the point why I say gurd because the

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Speaker 2: I just I thought that was a phrase like egads

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Speaker 2: or something else from him a Kafee cartoon. I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know what that word meant.

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Speaker 1: Oh I was saying it was like I was saying,

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Speaker 1: oh God, but I changed the word. But there is

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Speaker 1: actually a medical condition called GIRD which has something to

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Speaker 1: do with like acid reflux.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, which is.

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Speaker 1: What made me laugh about it. But tell your friend lance.

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Speaker 1: This is important because my sister sent me this TikTok

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Speaker 1: that basically, you if you get someone else to flick

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Speaker 1: proven way that people are getting their sense of taste back.

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Speaker 2: No, I swear that sounds like it's something I would say,

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Speaker 2: and you would say, there's no way. Stop making things.

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Speaker 1: I would say, Chris, stop believing what everything you read on.

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Speaker 2: Tikbook, although I will add be careful when you do that.

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Speaker 2: Don't be making a goofy face because it'll stick that way.

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Speaker 1: That's right, but you will have your take. You can

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Speaker 2: What is it that that is insane to me? That's

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Speaker 1: But a doctor is the person explaining it, and it's

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Speaker 2: Well, there's subtle things like that the trigger massive changes,

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Speaker 2: like the time Jimmy Pardo said he had Bell's palsy

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Speaker 2: I swear that's what he said. If the word virus,

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Speaker 3: Then a very Please don't go to the Grand Canyon.

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Speaker 1: Please don't go to any outlooks or outcroppings or lighthouses

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Speaker 3: It's weird, but I'm not. I don't mind it. I

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Speaker 1: But the other night, I was like, well, I'm hardly

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Speaker 2: That was my logic because sweet things you can taste, right.

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Speaker 2: That is twilight zone scary to me.

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Speaker 2: Well, just so you know, both my friends. Sometimes it

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Speaker 1: That's what happened to my sister's friend Adrian. She was

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Speaker 3: Which is cute. Yeah, but he did not lose his

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just hilarious. The thing, I really would hate

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Speaker 2: bananas have veins on them that peel up there. Bananas

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Speaker 1: What about the kids in grammar school that would have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that. I felt bad for those kids.

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Speaker 2: They obviously had a bumpy bus ride to school, they.

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Speaker 3: Had an abusive father used to beat up the bananas.

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Speaker 2: At least it's not you kid just punching a bunch

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Speaker 1: I just had four bananas go bad because every time

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I buy bananas just to watch them die. Yeah, often,

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Speaker 2: And you're right. I was just going up to a

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Speaker 2: She's my neighbor. She used to plant these plants. I

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Speaker 2: I almost bought a University of Montana sweatshirt. I wanted

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Speaker 1: And now do you think that guy came around on

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 2: It was a nice exercise. And then in the end

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Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars some clothes for yourself. We split amongst

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm yeah, right. The minute I would decide to

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Speaker 3: You would hate it.

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Speaker 1: So imagine going to fucking school now, are you crazy?

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Speaker 2: I'm just wishing I could have done it differently then,

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Speaker 1: Right, But if you had realized it back then, then

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Speaker 2: I'm more comparing it with the fact that I was

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Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. But you're right, maybe I would

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. So should I have done this? Should

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Speaker 1: So it's like the past that we all have is

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00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 1: what it was, and no one had. Like you're really

443
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 1: good at pretending everybody else has it great and you

444
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 1: have it bad and then going from there, so like

445
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 1: you do that all your thinking and what I've heard

446
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: you say over the years is that kind of thing

447
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 1: where you romanticize what is impossible to recapture. So the

448
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: next thing I see you doing is like you come

449
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: back home, go to La Community College. You're taking a

450
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 1: writing class and you fucking hate the teacher and that's

451
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 1: your new thing. And then you just wasted three hundred

452
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: dollars however much it costs, and now you're mad and

453
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: telling yourself you're not a writer, Like you just have

454
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 1: to go with the flow in terms of that experience

455
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: was what it was because I had the same thing

456
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 1: where I know what I did in college, which was

457
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 1: essentially fuck around and then get kicked out, was a waste.

458
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 3: It was a waste of my parents' money.

459
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 1: Somebody else could have taken my spot, somebody that gave

460
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 1: a shit whatever, and that was that was wasteful of

461
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: me and bad of me. And I lived in that

462
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 1: reality of I'm bad because I did that for so

463
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 1: long until I finally one day was like, now I

464
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: am a legitimate TV writer, so I think I can

465
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: let go of whatever got me here, Like it's no

466
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: longer a bad thing because it got me to where

467
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: I am now.

468
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 3: And like you're a you're.

469
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: A person who gets paid to bullshit like this into

470
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: a microphone, Like that's a pretty good place to land.

471
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 2: I realize it every day, and it's also why I

472
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 2: will continue to live in Los Angeles and do this

473
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: with you. I love it. I do and I but

474
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: I do it on stage, and of course, and I wonder.

475
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 2: I often wonder, Hey, could I live in Montana and

476
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 2: still be a comic. I wouldn't be practicing enough, so

477
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,479
Speaker 2: I can't do it. But that is I'm just getting

478
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 2: nostalgic more than anything. I'm not having regrets necessarily. I

479
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 2: just went through campus and I was like, it brought

480
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 2: back good memories. I didn't want to make it sound

481
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 2: like I was like, oh, I blew it. That's not

482
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 2: what I was feeling. I just started talking that way

483
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 2: right now. Oh, okay, I actually had a nice experience.

484
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: I can only go on what you're saying. Yeah, I know.

485
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 3: I can only take the facts as I'm hearing them.

486
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a different life that I was revisiting.

487
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 2: Like I've been asked by my old friend is like

488
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 2: the media arts head of that department. He asked me

489
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,959
Speaker 2: to teach a photoshop class a few years back, and

490
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 2: I was like, I could do that. I could go

491
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 2: teach a class and I saw how much work had

492
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,199
Speaker 2: to go into it and how little it and I

493
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 2: was like, ah, maybe maybe I'll just keep doing what

494
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 2: I'm doing.

495
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 1: That is a very fun exercise, though of like, could

496
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 1: I like for a while when I thought in twenty

497
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: sixteen when my house was in forthclosure and I was like,

498
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 1: I think I'm just going to put my dogs in

499
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: the car and drive to Peddlum and never look back.

500
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: And then I was like, God, that was very long ago.

501
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 3: No it was not.

502
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,400
Speaker 2: And that was when you had all the tax like

503
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 2: you were ignoring tax stuff, and so I was I

504
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 2: and we needed someone to hold her hand through all

505
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 2: that tap stuff. That was man who really horrifying.

506
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 1: But at that time, well, but the point I was

507
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: making is I was doing that and thinking, Okay, I

508
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 1: can just go live at my dad's house, like I

509
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: know he won't kick me out. I have a place

510
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: I could actually go and my family is all up there,

511
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: and that actually would be nice.

512
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 3: It'd be nice to be.

513
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: Around people who know me, who who know who me

514
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: as who I really am, and not this kind of

515
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: like pretend city girl act I've been doing for the

516
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: past twenty five years. I'm like, I'm in La and

517
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: I don't give it shit about anything. And then my

518
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: sister's like shut up and get in the car. So

519
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,679
Speaker 1: like it's very comforting to be at home. And then

520
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I could work at Starbucks. They give

521
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: you insurance, like there's you know, there's pluses here. But

522
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: I truly realized that's pretty much the only job I

523
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 1: could get, or some favor job of like a relative.

524
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: But other than that, I'm not qualified in any other

525
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: city besides Los Angeles and parts of New York. But like,

526
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: I can't make a living, a meaningful living for myself

527
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: anywhere else because of the fuckery that I've chosen to

528
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: completely go full bore on in this town. And that's

529
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: kind of like, well, that's then I better just hang

530
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: out and see if I can solve any of these

531
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 1: problems and fucking see what I can do about this.

532
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm glad I've made the decisions I made,

533
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: But I wow, I was on campus. I also walked

534
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 2: into a room. I wanted to look at the pool

535
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 2: tables in there because I think my dad and stepmom

536
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 2: should be playing pool. They're both good at it. And

537
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 2: I just ran into my good friend that was installing

538
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 2: sign like vinyl on the wall, and years ago he

539
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: asked me if I wanted to start a sign company

540
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 2: with him. And my other friend Andrew was in there,

541
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: and that was sort of like seeing me and they're

542
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 2: they were putting up stuff on the wall that they

543
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: had designed, and I had liked that kind of work.

544
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 2: That's what I was doing when I left, And you know,

545
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: it's it was just kind of cool to see that.

546
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: But it's not regrets, just looking at a version of

547
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: my life that I was leading for a while and

548
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: I could still be doing it. It's more just interesting.

549
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: It's almost like the Gwyneth Paltrow movie Sliding Doors, where

550
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: it's just stepped that way.

551
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 2: I can't believe I didn't bring up Sliding Doors, your favorite.

552
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: Film, where that's the life you would have been living.

553
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: I mean, like making signs. I love that idea because

554
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: it's a trade. It's always needed. It involves the arts,

555
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: but you get paid, you don't have to rely on

556
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: like it's a consistent trade, real job, and yet you

557
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: get to be artistic. We have a friend, my friend

558
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: Amy O'Neil, who lives in Wisconsin. She for a while

559
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: because she's a she's also a fine artist, and she

560
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: for a while got a making the signs at a

561
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: like very boutique fancy butcher shop.

562
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 2: Wow.

563
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: So she would like hand paint the little like Ribbi

564
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: five ninety nine whatever, even.

565
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 2: Just permanent paintings on a chalkboard and then they can

566
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 2: write the specials that yeah, or she.

567
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: Would do I think she was doing the little cards

568
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: that would go into the like a refrigerator case, and

569
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: and then she also did stuff on the wall, and

570
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: I was like, that is the greatest feeling of this

571
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: is almost like back to the Renaissance when artists would

572
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: get paid because their art is useful and people would

573
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: be like, yes, I want my shit to look good.

574
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: Make it look good, as opposed to like these days

575
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: where you can print up anything. Somebody hand painting a sign, you're.

576
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: Right, And that is always kind of what I wanted

577
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 2: to do and why I get excited when someone really

578
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 2: passionately does it at a Trader Joe's and there's little drawings.

579
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 2: Yehere there's gords and they'd draw a pumpkin and like

580
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: someone actually put time in all the artwork. I love

581
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 2: doing that. That's why I did in Austin and then

582
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,959
Speaker 2: painted some signs that ultimately fell off buildings and crushed cars.

583
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 2: But it's not my fault. It gets that windy.

584
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 3: You know, you didn't make it a sign. You painted this.

585
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: I painted the sign, but it was I chose the

586
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 2: heavy wood. It was four by sixteen feet to four

587
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 2: x eight pieces of treated plywood. I had to hoist

588
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: it up there with a pulley system. And then it

589
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 2: was at a pet store. I maybe already told this story.

590
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 2: I'm sure I did, but I spent a long time

591
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 2: painting all these dogs.

592
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: It seems familiar, but it is some thing. Sorry, just

593
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: a p question before you go into this is why

594
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: Thought's name would they get the painter to be the engineer.

595
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: That seems like a mistake that you should have called

596
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: at some point, Hey, I can't do this right.

597
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: I first had just painted their windows a few Christmases,

598
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: you know, just some dogs wearing some bows. And then

599
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: they said we need a new sign, and I said

600
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: I can do that. So I bought the way. I

601
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: said I can do all that for you. They did.

602
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 2: Someone did help me and they were They helped me

603
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 2: install it, but we used the rotten a frame that

604
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: was the previous signs. It was probably would from the

605
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: turn of the centry. It was just old rotten wood

606
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: that gave way in the wind, and the sign I

607
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: made to no fault of mine crushed a car quite

608
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: legitimately crushed on and shattered the windows, and there was

609
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 2: just one of the dogheads kind of came off the sign.

610
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 2: I cut out the top of the schnauzer's head. It

611
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 2: just kind of came off, and that it was just

612
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: crushed and the little top of the dog head was

613
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: in the parking lot and I drove by and they

614
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: weren't open, and I saw it and I saw the car,

615
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 2: and I call it was so awful. They were so

616
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 2: sweet about it. I thank god I was not held liable.

617
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, thank god, but I did put it

618
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: up there with metal. Anyway, It's so funny that was.

619
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 2: And meanwhile, I'm like going to my first open mics.

620
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 2: It's just funny that I took that turn. And today

621
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: seeing my friends doing that making those signs, it was.

622
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: It was really this has been an unbelievable Chris Fairbanks

623
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: Retrospective episode.

624
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 2: I just like, I feel like one. I feel like

625
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: lately and I don't. You don't have to agree, but

626
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 2: you can I feel like lately, I've been interrupting you

627
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 2: more than ever. You'll start saying something and I get

628
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 2: so excited, like it used to with improv to tell

629
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 2: a joke that I'll jump in when you're actually making

630
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 2: a pretty good point and I've dunk and I'm like,

631
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 2: god damn. Or you're in the middle of your joke

632
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: and I've noticed that. And I got a message from

633
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: someone that was sweetly worded, and they said, I notice

634
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: that's been happening.

635
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 3: Yes, it's something like a telegram.

636
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 2: It's the person that called me a twap. But I

637
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: now take their advice and some of the some of

638
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 2: their criticism, and we have a friendly and forth. It's

639
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 2: actually someone that I look to for guidance. Now, ok,

640
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 2: this person that called me a twat, I'm kidding. That's

641
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 2: a handful of people. I read the messages, you know,

642
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: but I have been doing that, and I'm sorry I've

643
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 2: been interrupting you. Like that's okay. One on one like this,

644
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: we have a rhythm. But sometimes yeah, there's a guest

645
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: and you and I haven't said anything for a while.

646
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 2: I tredsingly blurred out you you panic, Yeah, you're in

647
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 2: a nice conversation. With each other about women's rights, and

648
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: I'll be like, asolve just fucking say a dad joke,

649
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: and it's been happening and I prior to I can't

650
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 2: blame COVID. I've just been I'm gonna I'm just watching it, okay.

651
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 2: And also the other thing is like I just now

652
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: did I've been hijacking with my stories.

653
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: Listen, let me let me respond, please, will you talk? Well,

654
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: first of all, I was just kidding about that because

655
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: we have to talk about something, and I truly haven't

656
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: been anywhere, and you are in a complete leader and

657
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: city doing stuff.

658
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 3: So I did not mind any of that. I was

659
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 3: just giving you the biz.

660
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I didn't I did. It didn't

661
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: seem like serious business. It seemed more like the monkey variety.

662
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 3: It was totally monkey business. Yeah. I mean, that's the.

663
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: Thing I'm used to as a female comic. It's a

664
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: very very common thing. And I think it's because male

665
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: comics do that to each other all the time and

666
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: don't give a shit, And so it's like a vibe

667
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: thing that I think when you aren't talking and other

668
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: people are talking, you get almost you get like a

669
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: little panic of like am I disappearing.

670
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 3: I have to be in this, you know what I mean.

671
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 3: That's the sense I have.

672
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't think that it's I don't get it as

673
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: a negative. I don't think you don't care, like I

674
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: know that you're a great guy, a good person, good

675
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: at comedy, blah blah blah.

676
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 3: So to me, I just feel like it's I get it.

677
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: Where like my version of that because I just was

678
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: raised like interrupting was like a very big deal in

679
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: our household, and I know in talking to other people

680
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,479
Speaker 1: and especially since I've been podcasting, And I'm not saying

681
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't interrupt, I absolutely do, but I'll do it

682
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: sometimes just because I know if I don't, I won't

683
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: get in here. Like I feel like Andrew Machan was

684
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: doing that because I think you and I were having

685
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: so much fun on that last episode with Andrew Machan

686
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: but also with each other.

687
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 2: Get it excited.

688
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: Yes, it's fun when you talk to a person who

689
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: gives you fun ideas and then you're like, oh, listen

690
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: to what you just made me think of?

691
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 3: Is what is the vibe I get?

692
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 2: And in a minute we're going to be onto another topic,

693
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 2: and I have to say it now. And I'm sorry,

694
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 2: but I'm going to interrupt because in a second and

695
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 2: then if it falls flat, oh man, not only have

696
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 2: I interrupted, but I really deflate at the moment.

697
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: My thing is that you the thing that you do

698
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: that it makes me laugh, but I usually will I

699
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: will interrupt you if you start doing it. Is when

700
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: you you do your joke and then people have the

701
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: response that they have, and then you keep talking through

702
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: it and you start explaining why this was a mistake,

703
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: and you're going down and you verbally go down a

704
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: shame spiral. And I usually will cut you off on

705
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: one of those because I'm like, it doesn't need to

706
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: be that big of a dea. Yeah, we don't mean, like,

707
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: but that's an a mistake. But I guess that's how

708
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: I feel, and that's why I'm a bad person.

709
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 3: And you say, oh god commenting on it, God, I.

710
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 2: Have to do some forensic analysis of crime that I've.

711
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: You don't though, because this is it's because of Zoom.

712
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 3: You in the car.

713
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: It goes a different way because we're in We are

714
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: in each other's company and so we get the rhythm

715
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: is on, but Zoom sucks.

716
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 2: Shit, it does, and it will continue too for a while,

717
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: but I have to everyone that wants us to be

718
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 2: back in the car riffing with passer buys on bikes

719
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 2: and going talking about buildings. You can't see. We would

720
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: have gotten someone sick this month, Karen around. Yeah, it's

721
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 2: still happening, and uh, you know.

722
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 1: It's happening just as strongly, if not worse than it's

723
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: then happening in the past. It's just the people aren't

724
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: being hospitalized as badly on this go round.

725
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which is.

726
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 3: But also what.

727
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 1: If we get in the car and somebody gets fucking

728
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: monkey pocks, Like that's the new thing where I'm just like,

729
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: you got to be kidding me with monkey pops.

730
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 2: I haven't looked into it yet. I don't know much

731
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 2: about the monkey pox.

732
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: Monkey pox is for some people it's spread through sexual intercourse,

733
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: but then also it's now spread through like if you

734
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: touch someone that has the sores or their clothing. There's

735
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: all kinds of it's expanding.

736
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: That's why they just have you seen pictures of it?

737
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 2: Is that what's on my eyes? I have monkey pocks

738
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: on my eyes.

739
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 3: If you had monkey pops, it wouldn't just be on

740
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 3: your eyes.

741
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: It would be a Yeah, No, that's just just my eyes.

742
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 2: And I've had this before when I would get strap

743
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 2: throat and chronic infection. You know, it's inflammation. It's a

744
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 2: reactive you know. Sometimes it's my joints, other times it's

745
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 2: eye bumps.

746
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 3: And so you know what it is.

747
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 2: I guess. But it did immediately when, like you, I

748
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: was like starting to feel sick and I was just

749
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 2: eating to make sure I still could taste. But that's

750
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: right when these eye bumps started coming. And I'm sorry

751
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 2: I keep saying, iye bumps, that's real. Gross. It's just

752
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 2: a reddish, a bit of a it's a little rash

753
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 2: around my eyes.

754
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: It's no baker real, it's an eye rash. But you

755
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: don't that's a concern. Yeah, And if you thought it before,

756
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: then you know.

757
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 2: What it is. I have had it in the past. Yes,

758
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 2: that's good.

759
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 3: That's very good news.

760
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: You don't want like a new patch of something in

761
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: this monkey pox era.

762
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 2: I don't have in this era and in my life

763
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: room for new rashes, new eye ailments, nope, ialments aal Oh,

764
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: my gosh, I was meaning to talk to you about

765
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 2: this because I was just looking. It turns out I

766
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 2: am slightly, even though we're just talking about it, saying,

767
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: no big deal, who cares? This is a simulation. I

768
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 2: do like the web telescope photos of different galaxies. Okay,

769
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: it did excite me, and I do think there's aliens,

770
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: but I don't care. I don't think I'll ever get

771
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 2: to meet one.

772
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe you already have.

773
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I have. Maybe they kissed me on the

774
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: eyes and gave me a spacely rash and now they're

775
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 2: taking over. But you on Twitter re tweeted a video

776
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: of my friend here in Missoula. He's not even my friend.

777
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: He is a Missoula person that has been a viral

778
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 2: YouTube person since the beginning.

779
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 3: Oh, he is a Missoula celebrity.

780
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: He is, and he started VidCon and my friend is

781
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 2: CEO of VIDCN Colin, and my good friend Andy Chemis

782
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 2: is their photographer. VIDCN is a Missoula based thing that

783
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 2: is huge. They have it in San Diego at the

784
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 2: Convention Center, and I just it was such is that videos?

785
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 2: What's thatpps?

786
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 3: What is it?

787
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 2: Old? I it is a celebration of people, Like if

788
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: we went there, we probably wouldn't know anything and there'd

789
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 2: be a line out the door. For some Twitch video

790
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 2: game famous kid or TikTok or it is like influencer

791
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: based like everything. But what we've our little bubble of

792
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 2: live performance and I don't think they have podcasting at

793
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 2: it as far as I know, maybe they do. I

794
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: don't know much.

795
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: About it, but I know that Hank Green has a

796
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: podcast because I interacted with him long ago when our

797
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: podcast when My Favorite Murder first started and was popular,

798
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: and so whatever he said to me, I can't remember

799
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: what the interaction was. It was very minor, but people

800
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: got super excited that we talked to each other, like

801
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: our listeners who also loved him.

802
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 3: They always loved that one.

803
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, when something combines where it's like two things I like.

804
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 1: But I didn't know who he was because I am

805
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: old and only pay attention to to British procedurals, right,

806
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: But then started paying attention and he's so smart and

807
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: great he is and that video he made about why

808
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: that these pictures are so important is the greatest.

809
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is. He's very smart and he knows about

810
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 2: a lot of different things. And as the more because

811
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 2: I just follow him on Instagram, I don't but he

812
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 2: is someone that has been a YouTube I think they

813
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 2: VidCon came out of him learning what it meant to

814
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 2: be a viral YouTuber. Oh, he was a vlogger person

815
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 2: and from my town. So today when I was being

816
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 2: nostalgic about my past, that came up too, Like could

817
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: I be a comedian? What would I do if I

818
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 2: did live in Montana? This place that makes me happy

819
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 2: to be? So it's not insane that I think could

820
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 2: I live here? Not as a way of running away,

821
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: but he is someone that has wildly been successful, and

822
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,959
Speaker 2: he's from Missouli. He's from here, and he lives here,

823
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: and this is not a big town, you know.

824
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: And also it's not run away, especially these days when

825
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: when quarantine happened and a bunch of people were like,

826
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm not living in la anymore. Where there's I'm not

827
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,439
Speaker 1: going to be by myself, there's nowhere to go, blah

828
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: blah blah. Like a lot of people moved back to

829
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: where they're from because you can now we.

830
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 2: Can you can open learning. Yeah, you can do it, And.

831
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: A lot of people made big life adjustments realizing I'm

832
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: living in a town that's kind of nasty and very lonely,

833
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: and my family is nowhere to be found and yeah,

834
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: it's not like it's not the fat of the land nineties,

835
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: like when I moved to LA and it's like, yeah, Dad,

836
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: pay for me to go try to be a stand

837
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: up gomic. It's like, it's those days are long gone.

838
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what I'm more confronted by. But

839
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: it's a it's it's it's with promise and excitement. I

840
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 2: think about coming here, but I also I like living

841
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles. I do. I'm right in the middle.

842
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 2: I can't decide. I'm I will be happy doing either.

843
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 2: Is what I need to realize.

844
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 3: You know what it is.

845
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: I think you just keep doing what you're doing, which

846
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: is going there for big stretches of time when you

847
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: can and then seeing what happens.

848
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do that too. We like to go home.

849
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 3: I love to go home.

850
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

851
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:25,280
Speaker 1: Well, also I love my family that literally uh missing

852
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 1: my mom of course, but my family and the family

853
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: that we used to live next door to are all

854
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: still there. And the family I don't want to docks

855
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: them or whatever, but that we spend the most time

856
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: with still live on the.

857
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 3: Property that we all grew up on.

858
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: So going home is literally about as nostalgic as you

859
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 1: can get because we're right in that spot, but it's

860
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 1: all changed around us. So we can see our old

861
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: house that we grew up in from age like two

862
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: to about ten. We can see in the back of

863
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: their property. It's so crazy. And then we're all now adults,

864
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: which is very strange because truly it's me, my sister

865
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: or my cousin Stevie, you know, like and then their

866
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: kids and how the family's grown. And it's like, it's

867
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: good too if you have the kind of family that

868
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: you want to be with, right, you know, it is

869
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: so helpful and good for your Yes, it's like it

870
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: changes me when I go home. It like helps me immensely.

871
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: And a lot of people would be traumatized by and

872
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 2: we're not shoving it in your face, but I liked

873
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 2: my life. Yes, well, you're lucky.

874
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 3: We're very lucky to have places to go back to.

875
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: Yes.

876
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: And if I can get my cousin Stevie to put

877
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: in a pool, I might move back here.

878
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be the coolest. It's like out in.

879
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: The middle of farmland in Pedaluma, and I'm like, I

880
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: know it's not hot enough to justify this, but can't

881
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: we talk about it.

882
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 3: I know I can't make it happen.

883
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 2: On my bike ride, I was looking at these little nooks,

884
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 2: these like places that I still a song or the

885
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 2: smell of rain and the sun coming out. Little things

886
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 2: trigger these properties that I remember. And today I just

887
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 2: rode my bike to see if those houses were for

888
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: sale or it's just real specific little areas. This is

889
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 2: a place I realistically could get a house, you know,

890
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 2: that's the end.

891
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: Absolutely, And it's also one of the most gorgeous states

892
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: in the Union. It's really it's amazingly that picture you

893
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: sent on Elise and I.

894
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 3: Yes, so beautiful.

895
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: That was from So I hiked up the M there's

896
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: just a big cement letter M on the and I

897
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: also figured out an interesting sociological experience, like it always

898
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: seems like a long hike because I'm always looking at

899
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 2: the top. But this time I hiked around the halfway point,

900
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 2: or what I decided was the halfway point. I'm like,

901
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 2: I'm more than halfway, and I just kept hike. I

902
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 2: didn't ever look up, because you can see when you're

903
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 2: approaching it, and all of a sudden it was there.

904
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 2: It seemed like it took half the time, so That's

905
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 2: what I'm going to do now. If I'm hiking, I

906
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 2: do not look at the destination up top. That's what

907
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 2: makes it take forever. Eyes down, eyes down, looking at

908
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 2: your boots.

909
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: Do you see any nature? Do you see any animals

910
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: on a hike like that? This hike is more like

911
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: of a grassy.

912
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 2: Hillside. Yeah, it's a knoll, it's an all. There's a gunman,

913
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 2: and no one knew about them until they watched this

914
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 2: film and then I rolled this up.

915
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: Her.

916
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 3: Isn't there a book repository on this mountain anyway?

917
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 2: At the very bottom there is, there's a book. It's

918
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 2: the library, and you have to leave your books in

919
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 2: the depository. But yeah, that's where I went after the hike.

920
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: That's this whole This whole story's linking up perfectly. But

921
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 2: on the hike, your damn right. And even in my

922
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: dad's backyard there has been the deer have been its

923
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: mating season, y'all. And these baby deer with the Bamby

924
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 2: spots on them perfect like, are outside my window. You

925
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 2: aren't on the Instagram, but I wake up and there's

926
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 2: baby deer laying side by side right outside my window.

927
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 2: They just I know they're there in the morning. I

928
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 2: open the shades and they look up at me because

929
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 2: dangerously they're very comfortable around here.

930
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 3: Onop Sorry, dog's parking.

931
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 2: That's quite all right. I love animals. But there has

932
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 2: been some Bamby picturesque cartoon deer just in Oh and

933
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 2: they yeah, on the hike today, there's deer.

934
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a Like, there's a lot of

935
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: deer in Pelama, and especially where we lived because it's

936
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: way outside of town, and my dad actually got they

937
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: almost got in to well, they did kind of get

938
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: into an accident because a deer jumped out in front

939
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: of the car and he slammed on the brakes and

940
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: my cousin hit her head and it was this crazy

941
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: thing that like, you know, and he goes, if that's

942
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: the choice you're making, make sure you don't hurt the

943
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,479
Speaker 1: people in your car.

944
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 3: Hit the deer, yes, which I was like, Oh, that's

945
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 3: a rough one.

946
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's what's happened to me. I've hit deer. Yeah.

947
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 2: I can't even tell the rest of the story. It

948
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 2: was awful. No, yes, do you do have I don't

949
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 2: know why I brought this there. No, it's important. We're

950
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: giving good information pet enjoy deer, but also if you

951
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 2: see them jump in the road, you kill that deer

952
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 2: because you got a loved one and you can't just

953
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: pull a Karen's arm in front of me like a

954
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 2: book bag, right. You got to save the people, and

955
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: that it's people first. A lot of people care more

956
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: about animals, so you're in or.

957
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: The reaction is just it's this gorgeous, majestic animal, so

958
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: slam on your brakes and then someone's going through the windshields.

959
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 2: I borrowed my dad's car. I had Chosenman, which is

960
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 2: three hours away, and my dad has a fancy new

961
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,959
Speaker 2: car and I'm paranoid to drive it. And the whole

962
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: time I thought a deer was going to leap onto

963
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 2: the hood because it's a very realistic concern. And in

964
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 2: town here, there's deer all around town and they're getting

965
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 2: hit all the time. I talked about the deer with

966
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: the helmet and the deer that has her tongue out,

967
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: and the other deer that has a leg that bends

968
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 2: the wrong way. That's because there's just deer in town

969
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 2: and they get hit by cars and then they move

970
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 2: ahead and they have a weird leg and they start

971
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 2: a family. And this is and I'm not kidd I'm talking.

972
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 2: One of these baby deers is the leg the backwards

973
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,479
Speaker 2: leg deer.

974
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: You know why, because it's not Los Angeles, where you

975
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: have your body has to be perfect. It's Montana where

976
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: people understand you've been through some shit. Yeah, maybe something's

977
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 1: happening new, but you can still have a relationship.

978
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. It's people are They're judge for what's on

979
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 2: the inside. A lot of these deer in town really good,

980
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 2: so beautiful. But yeah, I've seen a lot of animals,

981
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 2: and there's bears. I'm sure I could go on a

982
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 2: bike ride and see a brown bear or a little

983
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 2: black bear. Careful, but brown bears also can be grizzlies.

984
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 2: Let's keep that in mind, okay. And they'll attack you.

985
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 2: And a moose. If you see a moose, I've seen

986
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 2: mooses before. They'll dance on you, just aggressively. They'll come

987
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 2: after you.

988
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think most animals like that. Big will be like,

989
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: get away from me. Yeah, in some attack mode manner.

990
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 2: But as soon as we are done here, I'm going

991
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 2: up to Flathead Lake, a beautiful lake. It's a mile deep.

992
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 2: There's a Flatthead monster. A lot of people think it's

993
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 2: a sturgeon. We were talking a little bit about the

994
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 2: Loch Ness. Yes, even if it isn't a dragonlake that

995
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 2: breaches with a tail, it's a fish that is so

996
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 2: big that people have confused it for a monster. There

997
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 2: is because it is such a deep lake that there

998
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 2: are you know, a thousand pound fish in it.

999
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, And possibly because there's a theory and this

1000
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: is why I believe in the Loch Nest monster. That

1001
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: lakes that deep have connective tunnels.

1002
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:12,879
Speaker 2: To each other.

1003
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 1: That inane to me because Blue Lake is where we

1004
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: used to go on vacation every summer, and it was

1005
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: up in Lake County, so it was like two hours

1006
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: away from Pedaloma.

1007
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 3: And we went there every year.

1008
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: And then when I moved to La I was staying

1009
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: in Margaret Chow's room in the house that she had

1010
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: with Greg Barrent.

1011
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 2: Again Yep.

1012
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: She had a book in her room called Mysterious California.

1013
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: So I was just reading it because I was trying

1014
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: to pass the time because she was on the road,

1015
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: and I read about they it was basically like county

1016
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 1: by county, they go through all the cryptids and all

1017
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: the weird stuff that is known for each area. And

1018
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 1: then it said Blue Lake, California, there's basically a loch

1019
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: Nest monster in Blue Lake. So it's so deep that

1020
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: they no one's been able to measure it. And in

1021
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: like the late eighteen hundreds, they were having a Fourth

1022
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: of July celebration down on one end it's called the Narrows,

1023
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: is the one end of the lake. And so there

1024
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: was a little I must have told you this or.

1025
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 2: The reflection of the fireworks, you could.

1026
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: See the fireworks were out on a little float, and

1027
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: so the whole town was gathered and it was probably

1028
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: five hundred people was gathered on that end of the

1029
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 1: lake and watching the float with all the fireworks on it.

1030
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: And in between the float and the shore, a monster

1031
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: came up out of the water, looked at the fireworks,

1032
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: looked at the entire town witnessed this animal at one time,

1033
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: and they said it basically looked like the Lochness monster, put.

1034
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 2: On a giant pair of sunglasses and said see you later.

1035
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 3: By losers.

1036
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 2: I I. And so it makes sense now that every

1037
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,240
Speaker 2: time I've water skate on flathead leg, when I fall

1038
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 2: and that boat keeps going and you're alone for two

1039
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 2: to three minutes. As the boat turns around, I think

1040
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,919
Speaker 2: the weird feeling I feel now that I know there's

1041
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 2: underground tunnels, Yes, I don't. Yeah, this is the time

1042
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 2: we could use Hank Green.

1043
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 4: I'm sure he knows a lot about the US total bullshit.

1044
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: But it is if it is. Yes, it's a giant sturgeon,

1045
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 2: a giant fish. But that's big. That that's what I

1046
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 2: was afraid of. A giant fish that's bigger than me. Yes,

1047
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: at least tasting my leg from the knee down.

1048
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 3: That's just like a little nibble. Wait, how big would

1049
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 3: you say? Like school bus?

1050
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 4: You know?

1051
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 2: Usually school Karen for real? A smaller bus? Oh?

1052
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 3: Small bus?

1053
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, not like a standard right, but a fish a

1054
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 4: bus like a Volkswagen bus.

1055
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. But it's shaped long like that's

1056
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 2: the thing. I know. I've seen blurry photos, and I'm

1057
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 2: not confusing that for lock ness photos there are.

1058
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 3: I'm going to hold on. What's it called.

1059
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,800
Speaker 2: Flat the flathead like monster?

1060
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,280
Speaker 3: Flathead lake monster. This will be worth it, Yes, it will.

1061
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: For me and anyone else that wants to join me

1062
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: over here on Google Flathead lake Monster.

1063
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 3: It's the fifth search items.

1064
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 2: Ooh, what are you saying?

1065
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 3: It looks like a big salamander.

1066
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a fish. Giant flippers that could be easily

1067
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 2: confused for salamander like feet, right, oh right, those are flippers.

1068
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 1: Well, I'm And then it has the head of like

1069
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 1: it has a beak, a long beach yes. And then

1070
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: the back of it it has a fish tail, yes,

1071
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: almost like a mermaid. And then it has like flipper feet,

1072
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: almost like alligator feet.

1073
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 2: Would you say yes? And and that's an image I

1074
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 2: don't even know if you're looking at the same one.

1075
00:53:54,640 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 2: I grew up fearing, but that I am. I'm a

1076
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 2: grown man and I'm confronted by it every time I

1077
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 2: go on that lake. But We're still going to go

1078
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: out there, and I'm going to My friend has jet skis.

1079
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,840
Speaker 2: They have a hydrofoil which is like a little surfboard

1080
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 2: on a fin that elevates you. So you get on

1081
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 2: it and you pump and you rise above the water

1082
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 2: like three feet and you kind of just We're going

1083
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: to do a lot of water sports tomorrow, and I'm

1084
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 2: going to try and do that water ski pyramid. We

1085
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 2: just need a lot of different lengths of rope and

1086
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 2: the ability to climb on each other while skiing.

1087
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: I mean, so you're going to need a platform and

1088
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: an elevated platform of some kind.

1089
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 2: I just need a group of solid skiers that can

1090
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 2: climb on shoulders while skiing, or kick off the skis

1091
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 2: and get up on someone else's haunches. I don't know.

1092
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 2: It's been a dream of mine forever.

1093
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,480
Speaker 3: I think you can make it happen.

1094
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a map that says one hundred and

1095
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: thirteen unusual sidings on Flathead Lake between eighteen eighty nine

1096
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 1: and twenty twenty, compiled by someone named Laney Hansel. Great job, Laney,

1097
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: because this is a very readable map. It is very

1098
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 1: attractive map. And basically the sightings I'm gonna send this

1099
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: to you. There are ces f's and then dates and times.

1100
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 1: So it's either a creature or a fish and both

1101
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: over ten feet long, oh for sure. And they have

1102
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 1: been sighted all over this lake.

1103
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: It is literally a mile deep, like that's very rare.

1104
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: It's not the biggest lake, but it is like, you know,

1105
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 2: a third the size of like Lake Tahoe. It's a

1106
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 2: very large lake and very very deep, and you know,

1107
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 2: there's shit you know there's tunnels, you know, there's fins,

1108
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 2: you know, there's flippers, you know, there's like, you know

1109
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:45,879
Speaker 2: that horseshoe like mouth, yes, seahorse, I mean hors sea

1110
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 2: horse like mouth on a lizard like fish. But even

1111
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 2: if it is just a twenty foot fish, that scares me.

1112
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,919
Speaker 1: Yes, Anything big and you're in the water and it's

1113
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 1: bigger than your hand is bad fucking news because you're

1114
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: at a disadvantage.

1115
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,839
Speaker 3: You don't live in water. You don't know what's going on.

1116
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: So when we were up there one time, my cousin Stevie,

1117
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: who I was talking about before, He's like, come on,

1118
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: swim the lake. So he got in a rowboat and

1119
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: he made me swim from our end of the lake,

1120
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,959
Speaker 1: which was the opposite end, down to the narrows. And

1121
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: halfway on that trip, which was I did it there

1122
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: and back, it was kind of cool. I think it was,

1123
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: like was it I mean, I'm sure it's a mile

1124
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:29,399
Speaker 1: or two, it's not that big of a deal, but.

1125
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 2: It wast though that would be I would mean my snorkel.

1126
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, But halfway through I got the weird feeling and

1127
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: I was just like, there's something swimming underneath me like

1128
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 1: it made me want to scream, but it just made

1129
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: me swim faster, and that I'm gonna send this to

1130
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: both of you.

1131
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 2: There's an Olympic length pool here and I've been going there.

1132
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 2: Thursday night is adult swim night, but I always thought

1133
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 2: be because I was fascinated by escape from Alcatraz and

1134
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 2: I think of Clin Eastwood swimming in the middle of

1135
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 2: the night from Alcatraz to to San Francisco.

1136
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 3: But just impossible.

1137
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 2: It's so difficult. It is one hundred and fifty laps

1138
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 2: in this pool. So I tried to. I got to a.

1139
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 3: Distance to Alcatraz, from Alcatraz to Land.

1140
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 2: I got thirty. I got thirty laps on it, and

1141
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 2: I was exhausted. You would have to stop and like,

1142
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 2: but I'm not accounting for you know how rough the

1143
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 2: water would be and the sharks cold. Yeah, how cold

1144
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 2: I would have to be in a wetsuit. Of course,

1145
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do it well.

1146
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: And those guys that escape from Alcatraz who they've never found,

1147
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: they think there's a possibility they're all still alive or

1148
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: like some of them are still alive.

1149
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 2: And it's so interesting to me.

1150
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: I love it because at least two of them were brothers,

1151
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: if not all three, I can't remember, but I think

1152
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: definitely two. And they think they went to their own

1153
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: mother's funeral, like they think they're people who follow that story,

1154
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: who are like the reason they think the brothers are

1155
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: still alive is because they think there were three old

1156
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: men at the funeral and because they're Yeah, I love

1157
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: that story, but it would be if you've ever taken

1158
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: a ferry from San Francisco to Alcatraz or any have.

1159
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 2: You ever been?

1160
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, like for people that haven't, that

1161
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: water and northern California ocean water is fucking freezing. It

1162
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: is so cold, and that's where all the sharks are.

1163
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: Like Stinton Beach, which is right above the Golden Gate

1164
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 1: Bridge and then Bay. Oh yeah, Stinton is huge for surfing,

1165
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: but it's it's there's a shark bite there like once

1166
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:43,439
Speaker 1: a year. Maybe that's a guess obviously because my voice

1167
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: won't like this, but I think it's they're often.

1168
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 2: Actually shark bites down there under the Golden Gate breeze?

1169
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 2: Is it.

1170
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 3: The number goes as high number ship, your voice has to.

1171
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 2: Go up, even though you don't even want to hear

1172
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 2: me suggest there's a dozen bites a year. Dogs will

1173
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 2: be circling around.

1174
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 3: The neighborhood my ear drums.

1175
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: You know, I have to say, and this is I'm

1176
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: going to right now say a completely unfounded and controversial

1177
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: surfing opinion.

1178
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 3: Uh, I think.

1179
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: Nor Cow surfers are cooler and more hardcore because it

1180
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: is so hard to even get in the ocean.

1181
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 2: Of course they are. Yeah, I had a reunion a

1182
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 2: year ago. We're talking about doing it again up in

1183
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 2: the Puget Sound and the water in Washington. Of course

1184
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 2: we had wet suits and I didn't have a hoodie

1185
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 2: and booties and gloves and everything. But I don't know

1186
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 2: what I'm doing really surfing. But my friend is very good.

1187
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 2: He lives outside Seattle, and the water it looked like

1188
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 2: it was boiling, and that two waves would just be

1189
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 2: crashing into each other, creating a third wave. And there

1190
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 2: was people like surfing and transferring from one way to

1191
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 2: another over this this transfer of waves. It was chaos.

1192
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 2: And also they were all way more hardcore and they

1193
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 2: were way less like territorial. They probably were like, you

1194
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 2: guys aren't from California, right, And I'm like, no, Montana.

1195
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 2: And then they were nice. Yeah, but I don't know.

1196
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 2: I've been turned off by serving because of the territorial vibe,

1197
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 2: which is can learn anywhere.

1198
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: There's a little bit to me unless you are a Hawaiian,

1199
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: the idea of being territorial. When it's like are you

1200
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: getting this from point break? Like are you just doing

1201
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 1: this because you think you're supposed to do it? Like

1202
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: are you literally a dog town and Z boy? I

1203
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 1: don't think so. I think you're just a dude.

1204
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, if you're getting it from point rank, then

1205
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you're being a bit of a Barney Hally,

1206
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 2: you're a Barney turtle.

1207
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 1: Whereas I think in Norkel, no one has to be

1208
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: territorial because if you don't belong there, you'll probably die

1209
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: in the undertow. Like truly, it's so unsafe out there.

1210
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: It's am it's impressive.

1211
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 2: In Hawaii, I was, I had been drinking and I

1212
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 2: was just like body surfing and this guy came out

1213
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 2: of nowhere, swam out to the water and put a

1214
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 2: glow stick around my neck and then and I'm like thanks,

1215
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 2: and he just waved and then swam back at the

1216
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 2: speed of a motor boat because he just He was like,

1217
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 2: that guy might drown, so I'm going to put I'll

1218
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 2: never forget to see a lifeguard. He never said anything.

1219
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 2: He was a civilian.

1220
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: Bro was he just partying bro and Want And he

1221
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: came and put a rave glowstick, snapped it around my

1222
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 1: neck like a necklace, and I was like, what a

1223
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 1: thoughtful thing to do. Yeah, so that they can find

1224
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 1: you if you go under and are just kind of

1225
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: laying at the bottom.

1226
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. But you know, I'm a bit of a water man.

1227
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 2: I don't like to brag, but I know I'm way in.

1228
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 2: I know my way underwater where you can't breathe.

1229
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 3: I know how to get under there, I know and

1230
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 3: flail around. Yeah, I come back home.

1231
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 2: I'm comfortable down where your lungs don't work well.

1232
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: Also, because I always heard that if two waves are

1233
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: crashing into each other, that is an undertoe spot. That

1234
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: is like how you can actually recognize where to not

1235
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 1: be swimming.

1236
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 2: Yes, and this time last year when I was I

1237
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 2: was getting pulled out and I just had to make

1238
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 2: sure I knew where we were on the beach and

1239
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 2: had to maintain that position. But it was very scary. Yes,

1240
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 2: but when you're wearing a wet suit, you are kind

1241
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 2: of floating. So it wasn't that that.

1242
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 3: Helps you, you know.

1243
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about the story of me and

1244
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: Adrian getting almost pulled under in an undertoe And we

1245
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: had been watching the day before because it was in

1246
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: that spot and quiet on the beach in Holloway, and

1247
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: the day before we watched a guy have to get

1248
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: skewed by actual lifeguards and we were like, I don't embarrassing,

1249
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: it's crazy, and then he must be from London or something,

1250
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: and it was that kind of thing where it looked okay,

1251
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: but there were they had put out flags of like

1252
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: swim at your own risk whatever. Yeah, And so then

1253
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: the next day we're in the same spot and we

1254
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: go out to do our standing in the water gossiping

1255
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:23,640
Speaker 1: move and that's our routine and it's usually very like

1256
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: once you get past the main break, you're fine because

1257
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 1: you're just then you're out and you're just kind of

1258
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 1: like floating and bobbing and it's great. Well it wasn't great,

1259
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: and so Adrian and I were kind of like, eh,

1260
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: this waves are a little it's a little much for me.

1261
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to be out here, so like I'm

1262
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 1: not going to do this. So we both said that,

1263
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 1: and so we both went in at the same time

1264
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: and we were trying to like walk like our feet

1265
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: were on the sand, so we were walking, but the

1266
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: water was like, you know, past our waist, and we couldn't.

1267
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 3: Get out like we could.

1268
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: The water kept pulling us away and further down the beach.

1269
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 2: To the fish watching below at your ankles. You were

1270
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 2: moonwalking out to the middle of the ocean. Yes, exactly.

1271
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: We were moonwalking kind of backwards and then out, and

1272
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: so we weren't talking to each other.

1273
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 3: She was a little bit ahead of me and she

1274
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 3: was like, uh, and it was almost.

1275
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: Like we were being pulled by a big invisible rubber

1276
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 1: band back out into the ocean. And I was doing

1277
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 1: it too, where I was like the thought went through

1278
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: my head where I'm like, oh, this isn't funny anymore.

1279
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 2: Now we're the guy.

1280
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: We're the guy from yesterday. And Adrian turned around goes,

1281
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: what the fuck? And then I got scared because we

1282
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: weren't acknowledging it, and then when she acknowledged it, it

1283
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 1: was like holy shit. But we made our way out

1284
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 1: and when we got out, I was like we were

1285
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: all the way down the beach and and I we

1286
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: had to walk back. And normally I would not walk

1287
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 1: down a beach in a bathing suit. I would be

1288
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 1: too I'm from the eighties. I would be too ashamed

1289
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,000
Speaker 1: of my body. I literally was like, fuck this, I

1290
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: am walking all the way back. I don't give a shit.

1291
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: And we were like it was like we were mad

1292
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: at the ocean. We like walked away. We left our

1293
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: friend Janet there and I found out afterwards because I

1294
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: was like, that could have been so embarrassing. And Adrian goes, oh, no, no, no,

1295
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: there's some lifeguards that came down and watched us to

1296
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 1: make sure.

1297
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 3: We could get out.

1298
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, I didn't see the lifeguards, but

1299
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 1: apparently we got like they spotted us until they saw

1300
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: that we got free.

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01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not yet. They are watching then. Not where

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01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 2: we were up in the Puget Sound, there was no.

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01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 3: Where people were surfing the undertoe.

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01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 2: That is the and you try not to panic, and

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01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 2: you try and stay calm, but I'm a panicker and

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01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 2: I'm that's why I'm so scared of surfing. And like

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01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 2: you said, when we got out of the water, you

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01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 2: think you're in one place waiting for waves. Women got out.

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01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 2: We were half a mile from where our pile of

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01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 2: clothes were on the beach, Like, yes, it's unbelievable how

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Speaker 2: far we traveled. It you don't even so.

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Speaker 1: Fucking powerful, and it's really scary once you because I'm

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Speaker 1: always like, yeah, I'm from northern California, I understand how

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01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: powerful the ocean is. But in Hawaii it's usually, especially

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01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 1: at this beach, it's usually so low key that it

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01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 1: seemed like, oh, these are just little waves. That's why

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01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,480
Speaker 1: we were laughing at the guy the day before because

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01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, could you knock it out of the ocean,

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01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: And then it was like, holy shit, this is like

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01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 1: serious business that you don't mess around with that.

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01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,800
Speaker 2: And that's not even bringing up the fact like like

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01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 2: April Richardsonois used to talk about they're being glowing the

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01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 2: dark dinosaur fish with unicorn horns and all these like

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01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 2: they're just space aliens in the water yeat So the

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01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 2: fact that you can just standard.

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01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: Drown, you can standard drown, but you can also get

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01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 1: eaten by basically an old dinosaur that has gotten so

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01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: good at surviving that it's been around for millions of

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01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: years and it just will it just you are like

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01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: a trader Joe's app like sitting in the water, your

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01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 1: big fat white body, and they're just like, do I

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01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,600
Speaker 1: want that cream cheese stuffed America?

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01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 2: Let's see.

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01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 1: Like they're just like they're choosing not to kill you

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01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,440
Speaker 1: every time you're in the ocean.

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01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 2: Oh, look at this pimiento olive with legs.

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01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 4: Yummy, They're delicious.

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01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:12,640
Speaker 1: This will start me off at the four o'clock hour.

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01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 1: That's a thing where like when the sun starts to

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01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: go down, I'm like everyone else to get out because

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01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm positive that's when everyone's gonna get eaten by a shark.

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01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, be careful in the water out there, everybody, guys,

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01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 2: just please be careful land water, even if it's your

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01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 2: river or a lake or an any cub.

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01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 3: Cryptids are everywhere, including your.

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01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 2: Legs too much. Yeah, your kids in the house. When

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01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 2: you have taken a bath, water is afraid. Be lightly afraid.

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01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 1: Always of all water, even a water water and all animals.

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01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and even a warm bowl of soup. Don't lane forward, no, no, no, no,

1350
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 2: it might be your last meal. You can drown in

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01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 2: two inches of soup. But remember the old saying always

1352
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 2: remember you can drown in two inches, just two inches

1353
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 2: of soup. It's just on a camel's can.

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01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: A disclaimer, especially if it's any kind of a showder.

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01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 3: You're screwed. You're not getting out of that.

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01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 2: Not only you're drowning, there's a piece of potato lodged

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01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 2: in there. Oh you're drowning and choking.

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01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 3: You're choking, you're drowning. Conky ch chambles kunky Okay, yeah.

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01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I had to put that in there. Well,

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01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 2: this was fun. We don't need we did it.

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01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, we never do. We never have needed them. But

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01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,800
Speaker 3: we allow them.

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01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 2: We we allow them. We do.

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01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 4: We desire them, we do, we do. We're grateful for them,

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01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,840
Speaker 4: for sure, grateful for them. Thank you to all of

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01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 4: our guests in the past. But you were not needed today,

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01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:40,840
Speaker 4: is my point.

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01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 3: True. We can do it with you and we can

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01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:44,920
Speaker 3: do it without chet.

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01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 2: This well, this was fun. Good to see you, friend, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you too, enjoy your enjoy your waterski pyramid. That will

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01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 2: be executed perfectly. Please thank you.

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01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 3: Good luck with it.

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01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 1: Please send pictures to me and Andrew Sean. Remember that

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01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 1: was the problem that was made. Yes, yes, okay, and

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01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,879
Speaker 1: I will say hi to the Flathead lake Monster.

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01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 2: For me, I will shake its little Finn you've been

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01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 2: listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 3: D y n Hey?

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,680
Speaker 3: Produced by Analise Nelson.

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01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,560
Speaker 2: Mixed by John Bradley.

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01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 3: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

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01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:34,520
Speaker 1: podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh, You're welcome