Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Merchant Intercom.
Speaker 2: I am the main host and your mansor, and this
Speaker 2: is my co host.
Speaker 3: I'm the hot Hello. Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2: I like that You ate that I was expecting like
Speaker 2: a little fight to break up.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not about drama. Like, it's none of this
Speaker 3: drama shit that everyone wants to happen all the time. Like,
Speaker 3: I'm not that shit. I'm here to fucking work. I'm
Speaker 3: here to do my fucking job. I'm here to love unconditionally,
Speaker 3: and I'm here to fucking die. None of that drama shit.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever heard your chair sound that
Speaker 1: loud in my life. Like, I don't know if my
Speaker 1: stop I'm gonna hitch you.
Speaker 3: It might be this new happy nine to nine shirt
Speaker 3: that's really lit and that you probably don't have but
Speaker 3: really want.
Speaker 2: If my lawyer is wearing if you're a lawyer wearing this,
Speaker 2: you're going to jail. Like I'm literally the lawyer sending
Speaker 2: you to jail. In my Happy Night, in her biscuit Hill,
Speaker 2: in her biscuit heels, her JPG, her Junior Watsonovity.
Speaker 3: Like her crazy, the best fit you've ever seen ever.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so awesome when like Alisa.
Speaker 2: If you don't know, Lisa is one of our close
Speaker 2: friends who is one of our only smart friends who
Speaker 2: got like a full ride, like literally like lawyer, intelligent woman, lawyer.
Speaker 2: And sometimes when I'm out with her, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: bit you just be going to school and learning and me,
Speaker 2: I don't feel real and I think I'm Goodzophrontic.
Speaker 3: That's the woman that's a new ARC friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we know feminism hasn't failed us because
Speaker 2: I can be doing the life I live and Alisa
Speaker 2: can be doing the life.
Speaker 1: Like both things that weren't allowed at one point.
Speaker 2: Me being stupid and actually people have always want a
Speaker 2: woman to be stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm actually going against feminism by.
Speaker 3: Existing, you're actually the one thing causing the fall of feminism. Also,
Speaker 3: you don't cook, and oh, I forgot to button this up.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to button it for you?
Speaker 3: Because you know you never and you know that you
Speaker 3: would never wear I've got out tonight, but tonight I
Speaker 3: literally I haven't either. I just know that from tiktoks
Speaker 3: Wow a girl that loves the smith. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Speaker 3: Do you smoke cigarettes? No?
Speaker 1: Because that's nasty. Why want to do that?
Speaker 3: Girl who smokes cigarettes? What did I do?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Have you been oh my god a long time? See
Speaker 3: we did see each other for almost two weeks equip McDonald's.
Speaker 3: That place was fucking terrible. I sold my stake in
Speaker 3: the company for three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1: You sold your managerial position at McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like the CFO. Oh okay, yeah I
Speaker 3: had to. It was like you know the show like
Speaker 3: where they send a billionaire like to oversee their company
Speaker 3: and they like have to work in the trenches with
Speaker 3: their employees and then at the end they're like, I
Speaker 3: want to pay for your college. Yeah, that's what I
Speaker 3: was doing, except they didn't have cameras on me.
Speaker 1: And shit, But you were just doing about the kindness
Speaker 1: of your heart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm the CSG at McDonald's. What is that
Speaker 2: it's the cocksucking general. Oh yeah, because like it's like,
Speaker 2: you know how a lot of like we workspaces have
Speaker 2: like the mental health awareness like rooms.
Speaker 3: Or a stupid girl.
Speaker 2: I was trying so hard when you were talking, like
Speaker 2: I was ignoring the fuck out. Are you trying to
Speaker 2: think of something funny for CFOs like cock fucking opera operate.
Speaker 3: Right, how have you been awful? But that's okay.
Speaker 1: Actually I haven't been awful. I just don't think I'm real.
Speaker 2: But I feel like I've been saying that for the
Speaker 2: past like three years. Is all I say when it
Speaker 2: comes to my mental health is like I don't feel
Speaker 2: real or I feel sad. But I got back to
Speaker 2: La I was in Miami for my little sisters Kincinera,
Speaker 2: and I got back and I was in the kitchen
Speaker 2: in the like the first morning I was here, and
Speaker 2: I felt not real, Like I didn't feel like a
Speaker 2: real person. I felt like I was impersonating myself.
Speaker 3: Like that's literally what I've been going through it. That's
Speaker 3: what I went through in Texas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was just like, oh, I'm I don't
Speaker 2: know how to describe it. Like somebody one time commented
Speaker 2: when I described falling asleep.
Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, I could like feel my
Speaker 1: body and like whatever.
Speaker 2: Someone was like, yeah, and it's just describing like bodily awareness,
Speaker 2: which is like something most normal people just have. And
Speaker 2: that freaks me out because I I am so disconnected
Speaker 2: from my body, Like I don't know what I'm supposed
Speaker 2: to feel like do people just feel their body, because
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't feel my body like I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm literally just like a brain.
Speaker 3: And he's been doing an insane amount of ketamine. Also,
Speaker 3: by the.
Speaker 2: Way, Yeah, so that doesn't help because it just like
Speaker 2: makes me more and more disconnected. But yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: feel my body like when I pick things up, like
Speaker 2: I'm not aware of my Yeah, I like don't know.
Speaker 1: How to describe it. Like I don't feel like I
Speaker 1: feel it the way I'm supposed to. Yeah, when I
Speaker 1: was in the kitchen, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't feel real.
Speaker 2: I was touching everything in that corner and genuinely convincing
Speaker 2: myself that I am a puppet, Like I feel like
Speaker 2: a Marionette toy and somebody has me up here, and
Speaker 2: like the only part of my body that has senses
Speaker 2: is my like brain.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you think about it, we literally are
Speaker 3: brains and then meet sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Literally that's literally it. And I think I don't know,
Speaker 3: but I was like in Texas going through the same
Speaker 3: fucking thing. Like, dude, I've like always been like okay
Speaker 3: with death, like for myself or so I thought, And
Speaker 3: I like for the first time. Like it was bad, y'all.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what the fuck it was. But
Speaker 3: I was like confronting my own mortality and like confronting
Speaker 3: like the mortality of my family and friends, and it
Speaker 3: was just like so fucking bizarre, and like thinking about
Speaker 3: like what happens next, Like is there an afterlife? Is there?
Speaker 3: Like is it like when you're in the womb where
Speaker 3: you don't feel anything? There's like nothing, there's literally nothing.
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine nothing like before life? Is that
Speaker 3: how it is? Which I pray to fucking God, it's
Speaker 3: just nothing like you turn off. But I have a
Speaker 3: sneaking suspicion that like there's something. There's yeah, our souls
Speaker 3: go somewhere or like we literally are trapped in hell
Speaker 3: or something. And I know I make that joke all
Speaker 3: the time, but like sometimes like I'm like, damn, Like
Speaker 3: what if like this is it and I just relived
Speaker 3: this life over and over agin, I'd be like, Damn,
Speaker 3: I must have been good in like my real life,
Speaker 3: because like this is a lit ass life. But also
Speaker 3: I know it's just freaking terrifying to like confront your mortality.
Speaker 3: Like I just was like sitting in my room, like
Speaker 3: fucking sobbing thinking about like my family dying and like
Speaker 3: me never being able to see them again, and like
Speaker 3: then I started thinking about y'all and I was like,
Speaker 3: holy shit, like I don't know, And then I just
Speaker 3: started thinking about like time dilation and how quickly like
Speaker 3: life has been ramping and speeding up, and like the
Speaker 3: first twelve, fifteen, sixteen years, eighteen years of my life
Speaker 3: were like so slow. I felt like I literally like
Speaker 3: was eighteen forever and now the last four years of
Speaker 3: my life have just fucking blasted by, and it's terrifying.
Speaker 3: And then I'll like talk to an older person about
Speaker 3: it and they're like, buckle up, bud, like it only
Speaker 3: gets quicker. And I'm like, don't fucking tell me that,
Speaker 3: Like I don't need to hear that. That's fucking terrifying,
Speaker 3: Like it's so scary. Also, this life is so short.
Speaker 2: This is really such a blanket answer to that, or
Speaker 2: like not answer, but thing to throw in. I will say,
Speaker 2: I feel every time once August is done.
Speaker 1: It feels like the year blasts through.
Speaker 2: And it's because also taking into account where people who
Speaker 2: we go and see our family a lot at the
Speaker 2: end of the year for holidays, and we just naturally
Speaker 2: are moving around more at the end of the year
Speaker 2: because we're trying to make up for the time that
Speaker 2: we quote unquote feel like we waste.
Speaker 1: It in the beginning of the year. So that has
Speaker 1: to do with it.
Speaker 2: But I do agree, Like thinking about my teen years,
Speaker 2: it feels like they lasted forever. But then I try
Speaker 2: to ground myself because I think about the fact that
Speaker 2: we're only in our mid twenties.
Speaker 3: Old as fuck, literally old, like nasty, old fucking hags,
Speaker 3: Like I literally hate it. Like that's another thing. I
Speaker 3: was like, holy shit, Like I'm a twenty five year
Speaker 3: old man, like making poop and far jokes and dressing
Speaker 3: the way I dress, Like that's not normal. I need
Speaker 3: the fucking grow up and become trad and like I
Speaker 3: need to like settle down with a.
Speaker 2: Partner now with that nuclear family. Literally we all got
Speaker 2: that nuclear family in us. It's about if you want
Speaker 2: to tap in or not.
Speaker 3: I know, like maybe my grandma was right, Like maybe
Speaker 3: she was.
Speaker 2: Right, bro, But I think it's also easy because we haven't.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to.
Speaker 3: I want to set the record straight. Sorry for cutting
Speaker 3: you off. I am actually seventeen. Yeah, that was my
Speaker 3: altar that came out. That was really fucking weird. But
Speaker 3: I'm back. I'm back, y'all. Ooh, he was being weird.
Speaker 3: What the fuck was he talking about?
Speaker 2: But a majority of our life so far, we've spent
Speaker 2: it as children, and I think about that a lot
Speaker 2: when I think about how I feel right now, how
Speaker 2: I feel really lost, I feel unaccomplished, I feel as
Speaker 2: if I should have more done, and I feel all
Speaker 2: these pressures of what I want to get done, whether
Speaker 2: it be.
Speaker 1: For myself or for my family.
Speaker 2: And that's something that really burdens me when I go
Speaker 2: back to Miami, because, as we all know, all I
Speaker 2: talk about is coming from a broke family, and I
Speaker 2: think everybody who comes from that and this is just
Speaker 2: me speaking on my personal experience, but most people want
Speaker 2: to and you're kind of embedded with the idea to
Speaker 2: provide for them, and I get really caught up in that.
Speaker 2: And you know that, I get really caught up in
Speaker 2: the ideas of how I can provide for my family
Speaker 2: when I am still really young myself and I'm still
Speaker 2: learning how to provide for myself. And then I just
Speaker 2: always think about how we have spent majority of our
Speaker 2: life as children. So far, it's not even half adulthood
Speaker 2: half childhood yet, because in my head at this point,
Speaker 2: I think we both look at our eighteen year old
Speaker 2: selves and we think you.
Speaker 1: Were a child.
Speaker 2: I even look back at my twenty year old self
Speaker 2: and I'm like, dude, you were a child. You still
Speaker 2: had so much figure out, you were so lost, you
Speaker 2: were so confused, you had so much growing to do.
Speaker 1: So then when you put it in.
Speaker 2: That perspective, I think that's when I feel better about
Speaker 2: my age, because I am hitting the point that you
Speaker 2: hit when you were twenty four. I think where you
Speaker 2: started looking at twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, and
Speaker 2: they felt so close versus when you're twenty three, even
Speaker 2: twenty five felt far. And I always just try to
Speaker 2: remind myself that I have lived majority of my life
Speaker 2: as a child, yet I am just now coming into
Speaker 2: my adulthood and I have time and it's okay, and
Speaker 2: I'm not old and I don't.
Speaker 3: Have to live an old person saying they're not old,
Speaker 3: like I'm not old. I swear no, I know.
Speaker 2: I know that, but I know what you're saying though,
Speaker 2: because it's so scary.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't know how to fucking fix it either,
Speaker 3: you know what I was thinking about. I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: Like I really did take this year to be like
Speaker 3: my year of rest and relaxation, where like at the
Speaker 3: beginning of the year, I was like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to travel as much. I kind of want to just
Speaker 3: fucking chill and like fucking plant some roots for the
Speaker 3: year and like weather the storm and just like fucking chill,
Speaker 3: and like I didn't really do any of that. But
Speaker 3: I was like, like as much as I've spent my
Speaker 3: life online, like I was like consumed about like posting online,
Speaker 3: and like my whole it was my identity was like
Speaker 3: posting online. So I took a step back for this
Speaker 3: last year and was like I'm not gonna post as
Speaker 3: much online. I'm gonna do the podcast, I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: my things, and like I have to feed myself, so
Speaker 3: I'm gonna post every once in a while, but I'm
Speaker 3: really gonna take a step back, and I'm starting to realize,
Speaker 3: like my life felt slower when I was posting online,
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna start fucking posting online and becoming like
Speaker 3: psychoagon and like literally doing that and like reverting back
Speaker 3: to like all my unhealthy habits because life felt better
Speaker 3: when I was unhealthy. That's what I fucking realized. Is
Speaker 3: like when I like cut soda out of my diet,
Speaker 3: like nothing about me changes. I'm just less happy, Like
Speaker 3: I'm just like I don't drink soda, or like when
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, like I can't have that bag of candy,
Speaker 3: I'm like fucking sad about it, But when I eat
Speaker 3: that bag of candy, I feel fucking fine, Like it's
Speaker 3: so annoying.
Speaker 2: Like That's how I've been feeling. And this is not
Speaker 2: to promote the usage of this boo. I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, that's literally I feel about I was watching
Speaker 2: that thing yesterday that was talking about nicotine and how
Speaker 2: it's bad for you, and I genuinely is looking at it.
Speaker 2: I was like, this means nothing to me, Like what
Speaker 2: are you telling me right now? It doesn't mean anything
Speaker 2: to me. It goes in one ear out the other,
Speaker 2: because when I are.
Speaker 3: You demoting nicotine right now?
Speaker 1: That's what I feel.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: You're crazy, but don't do it because any addictive habit
Speaker 2: that is not.
Speaker 1: Healthy for you is bad for you.
Speaker 2: But you know from my family line, you pick and choose,
Speaker 2: you're kind of get it. Yeah, but the mortality thing
Speaker 2: reminds me is I think you know more than anybody.
Speaker 2: I literally will convince myself something bad is going to happen.
Speaker 1: And it's just like I have a good feeling. I
Speaker 1: have a good feeling. I have got feeling. I have
Speaker 1: a good feeling. But I had a moment at the
Speaker 1: airport that was so odd.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was sitting at my parents' house before
Speaker 2: I went to my flight, and I just had this
Speaker 2: like heavy feeling. I always get a heavy feeling before
Speaker 2: a flight.
Speaker 3: Because I love you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I like literally have convinced ourselves something
Speaker 2: bad it's gonna happen to me every time. Because now
Speaker 2: I have like a weird fear of planes.
Speaker 3: But I mean not a weird fear. You watched plane
Speaker 3: crash compilations for like six well.
Speaker 2: Now and now I'm like composed simply attached to the
Speaker 2: idea that I'm like something.
Speaker 1: I just know, I know, I know, like you can't
Speaker 1: convince me, not whatever. That's a different thing.
Speaker 2: But I was sitting there and I was like, Wow,
Speaker 2: what are the chances that I die naturally versus by
Speaker 2: accident whatever. So I look that up because I was
Speaker 2: really convinced that moment. I was like, damn, you know what.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm gonna die of natural causes. I
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna be murdered or something like something really bad.
Speaker 2: It's gonna happen to me soon. And I'm like, something
Speaker 2: really bad is gonna happen to me? Before I turned
Speaker 2: twenty six, I just have this feeling.
Speaker 3: I did write down something big is coming.
Speaker 1: I like you to say, I did write down something
Speaker 1: bad happen.
Speaker 2: So I looked that up and then I also have
Speaker 2: just like PTSD from loss whatever, like boo boo boo.
Speaker 3: Everyone has that.
Speaker 2: Every time I say bye to my family or my friends,
Speaker 2: I'm also genuinely convinced knock on Wood Live, that is
Speaker 2: going to be the last time I'm going to see them,
Speaker 2: Like it's a big thing for me. But this time
Speaker 2: when I was saying by to my family, I like
Speaker 2: shockingly didn't sob like I teared up, but I usually
Speaker 2: like sob on the way to the airport, and this
Speaker 2: time I just teared up a little. But then that
Speaker 2: made me feel really weird because I was like something
Speaker 2: deeper is happening right now, but I'm not gonna think
Speaker 2: about it, but something deeper is happening. And then I
Speaker 2: was like, I should have hugged my dad longer. Knock
Speaker 2: on wood, knock on wood. Even saying that out loud,
Speaker 2: it is literally terrifying. But I was like, I should
Speaker 2: have hugged my dad longer. I feel like something's gonna
Speaker 2: happen to me, or something's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Again, I was just like, but let me rest, because
Speaker 2: I don't feel like anxiety I usually feel about this.
Speaker 2: I feel so weird. I got to the airport and
Speaker 2: when I got on the tram to go to my terminal,
Speaker 2: there was a man in the tram who his vibe
Speaker 2: was just so fucking suspicious. First of all, his outfit,
Speaker 2: which like that sounds stupid, but he's wearing like a
Speaker 2: bright pink shirt, like green basketball shorts, like crocs, and
Speaker 2: like colorful tied ie socks, and then his suitcase was
Speaker 2: really tiny, and then he had a Spider Man full
Speaker 2: mask covering his face. He's entering the airport like this,
Speaker 2: So in my head, I was like, cool, he's gonna
Speaker 2: fucking shoot me, Like he's gonna kill me. He's the killer,
Speaker 2: because we live in America, and if anybody is looking
Speaker 2: that suspicious going to a big public place, it's a
Speaker 2: red flag. But I didn't get scared or like act
Speaker 2: the way I feel like I would have, because I
Speaker 2: was genuinely convincing myself he was gonna kill me.
Speaker 1: But I felt such an eerie calm.
Speaker 2: About it I've been doing where I was like, I
Speaker 2: literally started telling myself, I was like, wow, all these
Speaker 2: times I've been so fearful of like my ending in
Speaker 2: my doom, But maybe when it comes to me, I
Speaker 2: will feel like this, I'll just feel so calm and
Speaker 2: accepting the life that I've had, and I'm so grateful
Speaker 2: for the life that I had, And like literally like
Speaker 2: thinking like that convinced this man with me alone on
Speaker 2: the train is gonna fucking kill me.
Speaker 1: And then obviously he didn't kill me. He's just a
Speaker 1: fucking freak and he definitely got in trouble.
Speaker 2: Because why are you wearing a spider man mask like
Speaker 2: fully covering your face at the airport.
Speaker 1: But that's dis I.
Speaker 3: Try to think about like all the time, though, is
Speaker 3: like literally what if like all of the stupid things
Speaker 3: like me like drinking, like mixing alcohol and ambient and
Speaker 3: fucking percoset all at once when I was like seventeen
Speaker 3: years old and like blackout drunk and sitting on the
Speaker 3: floor laying there and like my whole body vibrating. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what if I literally did die there? And like all
Speaker 3: of these moments where like I like am like what
Speaker 3: if I died? Like what if I did die in
Speaker 3: this moment? Like what if I just fell asleep and
Speaker 3: died in my sleep and then like I wake up
Speaker 3: in the same body, in the same life, but little
Speaker 3: things are different, and what if that's the Mandela effect.
Speaker 3: I know it sounds fucking weird, but like that's literally
Speaker 3: how I think. I'm just like what if Like every time,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know, it's hard to verbalize, but
Speaker 3: I like, literally just that's what I've been thinking about. Also,
Speaker 3: and like what if in the afterlife there's no good
Speaker 3: fucking pussy for me to eat? Like literally, what am
Speaker 3: I gonna do? Like how am I gonna mac on box?
Speaker 3: And shit? Broh?
Speaker 2: Because that's something you think about, is like giving head
Speaker 2: in the afterlife?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like I guess you by nature, So it's like.
Speaker 3: Sipricate, Like I literally just mac bobs. I'm a man,
Speaker 3: I'm literally a mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah really morbid open.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know we're literally gonna have to put a
Speaker 3: trigger warning, Like the title is just trigger warning. Hey guys,
Speaker 3: like and subscribe. But I do have something I want
Speaker 3: to talk about that could fix everything. I really do
Speaker 3: think this would fix everything for it. So you know
Speaker 3: those videos of the staircases and they have the glass
Speaker 3: jar down, yes, and you have like the soda is
Speaker 3: also the beer, like literally every single time, the beer
Speaker 3: bottle is gonna get it, Like the beer bottle is
Speaker 3: gonna hit every fucking time. But I also did the
Speaker 3: numbers because I'm fucking nosy of how much money these
Speaker 3: accounts are making, and like this is based off of
Speaker 3: like like my experience and like other people who's in
Speaker 3: this industry, and like how much money they make off
Speaker 3: of take talk video views.
Speaker 1: I still don't understand TikTok income.
Speaker 3: So they implemented like this new feature where like if
Speaker 3: your video is a minute long, like your CPM, which
Speaker 3: is how much money you make per one thousand views skyrockets.
Speaker 3: It goes like incredibly high, like if the video is
Speaker 3: one minute long and based off the people around me,
Speaker 3: and like collecting that data, the statistical data in my
Speaker 3: mind and seeing how much they've made. I've been able
Speaker 3: to extrapolate how much money these accounts make when they
Speaker 3: roll the bottles the og account, Like there's like rules
Speaker 3: that you have to get set up, so it wasn't
Speaker 3: like from the first video he made he was making
Speaker 3: this much money, or they how much money they were
Speaker 3: making whatever. They probably posted three videos. They met them
Speaker 3: requirements of like fifty five thousand watch hours, which like
Speaker 3: sounds astronomical, but once you're getting hundreds of millions of views,
Speaker 3: it's not that hard to get. But anyways, these accounts,
Speaker 3: like within the first month that they are made, like
Speaker 3: if it hits like the algorithm and like TikTok is
Speaker 3: like feeling good about this page, they're making one hundred
Speaker 3: and eighty grand a month plus like and that's off
Speaker 3: of like six videos and like obviously there's like some investment,
Speaker 3: like you have to fucking buy like twenty bottles of soda,
Speaker 3: and like.
Speaker 2: You know where they're filming needs because I feel like
Speaker 2: they're in like somewhere deep in Europe, yeah, they're all
Speaker 2: like they're all for.
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of them are foreign, like
Speaker 3: from out of America. Which also I don't know if
Speaker 3: the CPM rates are the same, but sometimes they're higher,
Speaker 3: like I can see like where the CPM rates are higher,
Speaker 3: and like in Europe, I get paid more per thousand views.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's it's really interesting. But basically, all
Speaker 3: that's to say that, like you, one thing about Enya
Speaker 3: is she's gonna spill, like she's gonna cause a big mess.
Speaker 3: We're back. We're back. We're really really back. We're happy.
Speaker 3: We're happy. We're really really happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so we can fix everything wrong in our
Speaker 3: lives if we start pouring bottles of opaque liquid downstaircases
Speaker 3: with marbles inside. I really love the nail ones. I
Speaker 3: love the nail ones with the and the glass beer bottles.
Speaker 3: I swear to God every every time they just they
Speaker 3: like like, there's really good.
Speaker 1: It's the carbonation. They gotta start.
Speaker 2: They have to implement like like Mexican cokes, like glass
Speaker 2: coke bottles.
Speaker 3: Topo Chico.
Speaker 1: Oh, a Topo Chico would fu No A Topo Chico would.
Speaker 3: Be literally bomb. It would like also I have another
Speaker 3: fix for us. I think what I'm gonna start doing
Speaker 3: is like intentionally falling on like sidewalks or like asphalt
Speaker 3: or whatever and giving myself no no, no, yes, but
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give myself like cuts on my knees, like
Speaker 3: you know, and then I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Speaker 3: really quickly after and pour hydrogen peroxide and alcohol into
Speaker 3: my just so I can feel something like And I
Speaker 3: think that will get us back in tune with our bodies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking, like maybe we need like acupuncture
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, no, yeah, when I need to see a psychiatrist
Speaker 2: and like get on medication. But I don't want to
Speaker 2: rely on big Parma, Like I don't want to be
Speaker 2: a part.
Speaker 1: Of big Parma.
Speaker 3: That's still one of the best things I've ever said.
Speaker 2: The Kardashian's pushing dairy Like that will always be I
Speaker 2: will never forget. That was one of the first moments
Speaker 2: where I was high where I was like I'm really
Speaker 2: seeing through the veil, like I am seeing past the
Speaker 2: other side, Like they are brainwashing, evil.
Speaker 3: Evil, They're brainwashing us to drink milk, Like all of
Speaker 3: it is so evil I'm.
Speaker 1: Back to milk though low key like I live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like back to dairy fully and I've been
Speaker 2: back to dairy like I've always been a cheese eater,
Speaker 2: Like I've always been a cheesy girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm a cheesy girl.
Speaker 3: Dude in the best fucking cheese. Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: had it back in Texas is to pick between your
Speaker 3: toes after you haven't washed your feet in like weeks
Speaker 3: and just like fucking get that. That's what you were
Speaker 3: gonna say for skin cheese. O my god, a little bit.
Speaker 3: I don't have for skin. I want my foreskin back.
Speaker 3: We can get you some, you really can. You can.
Speaker 3: You can like get it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 3: Just not the same, Like it doesn't have all the
Speaker 3: same like nerves, nerve endings and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you should put your money towards investing,
Speaker 1: because like you can make a whole.
Speaker 3: Company and the like acts the blind boxes and make foreskins.
Speaker 1: Just do foreskins.
Speaker 2: It's like there's so many companies like that that like
Speaker 2: prey upon people who just have like a different perception
Speaker 2: of reality.
Speaker 1: Like in John Wilson, did you watch it? No, you
Speaker 1: didn't watch it. But this doesn't get up with that show.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this doesn't give show sucks. What is
Speaker 1: your issue sucks?
Speaker 2: Bro? Well, this doesn't give much away about this episode,
Speaker 2: but the last episode it's talking about like this company
Speaker 2: that claims it will freeze your body and your brain
Speaker 2: so that in one hundred years I'll take you back
Speaker 2: to life.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: There's no proof it works, whatever, but so many people
Speaker 2: do it, and it's really expensive, like it's like one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand dollars just to start, and then
Speaker 2: that doesn't count on like I think paying off your
Speaker 2: tube that your body stays in.
Speaker 3: When do you freeze yourself at what point in your life?
Speaker 1: It's when you die, so when you die, your.
Speaker 3: Body will come back as an elderly, nasty, fucking gross.
Speaker 2: Well, I think if you got yourself and you signed
Speaker 2: up where you would live like this. So it depends
Speaker 2: on how committed you are. But some people just keep
Speaker 2: their head because they're like, I want a new body,
Speaker 2: and people will like arrange that they get each other's body. Bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm getting somebody with a huge part. It's a huge
Speaker 2: butt and a big vibrator.
Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds lit. I mean back, like in the future,
Speaker 3: we'll probably have like vibrating penis attachments cyborgs, Like we're
Speaker 3: literally gonna we're already like becoming cyborgs, like like literally
Speaker 3: like we literally already are And like, oh bitch, I
Speaker 3: forgot about this, but like that whole elon musk neuralink,
Speaker 3: I swear to God the I'm gonna be one of
Speaker 3: the first people to get it. And he it got
Speaker 3: cleared for like FDA trials, and I lied on them
Speaker 3: and said I was like met the requirements so I
Speaker 3: could be on the What were the requirements? It was
Speaker 3: like you either have to be like hard seeing, hard hearing, blind,
Speaker 3: or have like some sort of conditions. So I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get it. I'm gonna get on the list.
Speaker 1: We can make you blind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna get neuro alink. I'm gonna change the world.
Speaker 2: Like next time the jewel spits in my mouth, I'll
Speaker 2: just spit it into your eyes blindly.
Speaker 3: Okay, what else? So I got Okay, I have I
Speaker 3: need lotion. So in the last episode, we were talking
Speaker 3: about POMPEII, Right, tell me why I literally predicted the
Speaker 3: next natural world disaster the volcano in Europe. You ever
Speaker 3: heard about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucking wouldn't shut up in the group chat
Speaker 2: and nobody said anything. Get in the group chat, I'd
Speaker 2: give his dooms day report and then disappear. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: literally come into the group tat give a doomsday report
Speaker 2: and then like.
Speaker 3: Lee, Yeah, well no one inquires about it. So I
Speaker 3: just did. But like if you would enquire about it,
Speaker 3: I have a lot of knowledge. The second the world second.
Speaker 3: So there's a caldera of volcanoes in Italy, around Italy.
Speaker 3: I think it's the second most powerful earthquake if it
Speaker 3: were to explode behind Yellowstone. We all know about Yellowstone,
Speaker 3: Like that shit's going to be the end of humanity
Speaker 3: in fifty thousand years. That shit's not even going to explode.
Speaker 3: Don't even worry about that. The Caldera volcanoes have become active.
Speaker 1: What if I put a bomb in Yellowstone? Though? Would
Speaker 1: that shake something up and make something happen or would
Speaker 1: it just be.
Speaker 3: Like I mean maybe if like the earthquake was strong enough,
Speaker 3: it could. But yeah, just know Italy, Europe, like you're
Speaker 3: down tremendously bad. Winter is coming, Like in our lifetime,
Speaker 3: there's gonna be a We thought it was going to
Speaker 3: be a nuclear winter, but it's going to be a
Speaker 3: volcanic winter. The soot in the ash it's launched in
Speaker 3: the atmosphere is going to create like a big cloud
Speaker 3: that stays over Earth and it's just gonna get really
Speaker 3: cold and Sun's not gonna be able to penetrate to it,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna have acid rain and ship. Good luck,
Speaker 3: Good luck, y'all.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all you have to say is good luck.
Speaker 2: I don't think we have anybody who lives in like
Speaker 2: Italy and stuff who listens to us, Like I can't imagine.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's gonna affect the whole world. Oh but
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: I think they're so far from Italy though.
Speaker 3: It's a big fucking volcano, like how big, like big
Speaker 3: as fuck, like.
Speaker 1: Like as big as a city.
Speaker 3: Like it's like it's big as It's actually funny, they
Speaker 3: have like cities right on the edge, and I think
Speaker 3: they started evacuating some of those cities or they had
Speaker 3: like a seventy two hour evacuation plan in place, because
Speaker 3: it's become active again. It's what's the big city at
Speaker 3: the very tip of the boot. It's like name name
Speaker 3: a time, I know.
Speaker 1: There's like Sicily and Milan.
Speaker 3: Might be Milan, but no, that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't them know.
Speaker 3: In Italy, let's look it up. Bologne. There's a fucking
Speaker 3: city called Bologne. I have no damn whether there's not
Speaker 3: a city. I think it's Naples. Yeah, yeah, it's Naples.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: You know what's fucked up is I was supposed to
Speaker 2: go to Italy this summer, and since I didn't, this
Speaker 2: is probably why it's happened.
Speaker 1: The place is mad. No, I went to Spain and
Speaker 1: Portual Portugal.
Speaker 3: Second quake in days volcano. Ooh guys, it's.
Speaker 1: Literally ubba Wait was there another earthquake there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've had like a few there, which is why
Speaker 3: everyone's kind of like worried. They're like, it's called a
Speaker 3: I don't know how to say it, campy flagreer g
Speaker 3: camp flog. Now, yeah, the people jumping for Tyler set
Speaker 3: is going to like cous an earthquake. What do you
Speaker 3: have to say? Do you got anything?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually I have a lot to say to you
Speaker 1: because I'm Pissa too. No, but I I do want
Speaker 1: to give my conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: Everybody got that nationwide alert this week and they weren't
Speaker 2: clear about why we were getting the alert.
Speaker 1: I didn't read what it was because I was like,
Speaker 1: you literally can't.
Speaker 3: It was just a test.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a test of the system, but
Speaker 2: they weren't saying why. They were like, oh, they're just
Speaker 2: testing out the new wireless system for like to see
Speaker 2: if we ever had a national emergency, if we needed
Speaker 2: to send something out. Bitch, be clear, it's because y'all
Speaker 2: think we're gonna get fucking bombs, Like nuclear bombs are
Speaker 2: headed our way soon, and you just want to like
Speaker 2: like test it out so that the country can be like, well,
Speaker 2: we we had a system to tell our citizens it's
Speaker 2: not necessarily on us whatever. But what I was thinking is, Bitch,
Speaker 2: if a nuclear bomb is headed this way, I don't
Speaker 2: want to fucking.
Speaker 1: Know, Like I can't to spend the last moments of
Speaker 1: my evacuate where where the fuck am I gonna run? Bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna outrun a nuclear blast.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I'd rather just be in peace and silence and
Speaker 2: not know that my death was upon me, or that
Speaker 2: like the destruction of everything I know in love was
Speaker 2: upon I'd rather just be at home highest fuck playing Fortnite,
Speaker 2: just in my own little world, doing my silly little thing.
Speaker 2: And then it was split of an eye, like like
Speaker 2: in the blink of an.
Speaker 1: Eye, because I'm done.
Speaker 3: I don't want to live.
Speaker 1: How are you surviving?
Speaker 3: Obam is not going to kill me?
Speaker 1: Can we get in the fridge or is that a myth?
Speaker 3: That's a myth? I think not with that fridge at least,
Speaker 3: I think it has to be one of the Schmegma
Speaker 3: of fridges.
Speaker 2: The Smeg ones, the ones in Nuketown. Like, I'm not
Speaker 2: kidding you, I just thought of that because I was
Speaker 2: thinking of the call of duty Nuketown.
Speaker 1: I was like, what survived like the Smeg the house
Speaker 1: has survived.
Speaker 3: In nuket like five thousand dollars coffee maker and survive.
Speaker 1: In my in the Smeg toaster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but that.
Speaker 2: Was something I had to say. And then also, I
Speaker 2: don't know if you saw, but we were tagged a
Speaker 2: million and ten times in the video of like it
Speaker 2: was like every gay household or something.
Speaker 3: Ends up watching automatically. Don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I know that sounds like why are we being tagged
Speaker 2: in this? But it was like, fuck, wait now I
Speaker 2: need to find it. But it was that group of
Speaker 2: kids watching telephone and it was like every gay group
Speaker 2: ends up doing this at the end of the night.
Speaker 2: And we got tagged in it so many times because
Speaker 2: we've been.
Speaker 1: So vocal about how often we do that, But genuinely,
Speaker 1: what is it about gay people and telephone? Like that
Speaker 1: music video?
Speaker 2: Because we were showing it to friends and they hadn't
Speaker 2: seen it and they were our straightest friends.
Speaker 3: It was a cultural awakening, Like we were all on
Speaker 3: tumbler when that shit happened, like it was it was
Speaker 3: literally a vibe. You just had to been there, Like
Speaker 3: if you weren't there, I'm sorry you will never have
Speaker 3: the emotions attached to it that we do. But it
Speaker 3: was a very very important moment. I did see one where.
Speaker 2: It was gay people love sitting around and watching music videos? Y,
Speaker 2: what is it about gay people and music video?
Speaker 3: I'm straight and I like that shit.
Speaker 1: We're breaking the code, like so.
Speaker 3: It's like groundbreakers, we're earth shadowers. We broke the glass.
Speaker 2: Called me the volcano in Italy because I'm about to
Speaker 2: erupt all over you and shake the world.
Speaker 3: Call me the volcano in Italy because I'm about to
Speaker 3: erupt my jim all over you and after you blow
Speaker 3: me up.
Speaker 4: But it is because we are you discussing because we
Speaker 4: showed that video and I was shocked that they had never.
Speaker 2: Seen that music video, like group of friends, especially because
Speaker 2: like a bunch of them worked in music and they
Speaker 2: hadn't seen the telephone video.
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, this is really crazy. This
Speaker 1: is also the same friends.
Speaker 2: Every time we mentioned rufe Haul like it literally is
Speaker 2: like cricket.
Speaker 3: Like silence, like that girl rupel stilt Skin. I love
Speaker 3: rupel stilt Skin's hag race. But Queen, there was another thing.
Speaker 3: Oh I saw a video where it was like all
Speaker 3: ban Beyence fans, all Beyonce fans know this moment and
Speaker 3: know this moment like is a stain on her career,
Speaker 3: and we look away in solidarity. And it's during the
Speaker 3: super Bowl performance when she's not hitting her mark. She
Speaker 3: hits her mark every time, but she's lying outside everything.
Speaker 3: It's cringey like, and it's only cringey because she's so perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her standards for herself are so high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: I want to see her again, but I think the show,
Speaker 2: the Renaissance tour is over, like it just.
Speaker 3: Finished, which is heartbreaking.
Speaker 2: Oh I hate that she did Europe first, because I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: we could have went to Europe, saw the volcano, saw
Speaker 2: Beyonce It.
Speaker 3: I do still need to stand next to active volcano shooting.
Speaker 1: Right now, like I need it because of this fire
Speaker 1: of love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fire is love.
Speaker 1: Love is blind.
Speaker 3: Love is blind. Wait, my throat actually hurts. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: get the fuck away from I mean, you literally are sick.
Speaker 3: Josh got you sick, and now I'm sick, like this
Speaker 3: is the worst day of my life.
Speaker 1: No, it's because I gave you that crazy headline.
Speaker 3: Dennis can tell if you got gave head Yeah, it
Speaker 3: like gives you little tiny hickeys in the back of
Speaker 3: your throat on this soft palette. So they can tell.
Speaker 3: They can tell because you'd be sucking like like crazy but.
Speaker 1: Like real, because I was sucking a dent out of
Speaker 1: a car door.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we did talk about this in the last
Speaker 3: episode very briefly, but I want to revisit it and
Speaker 3: have a different take.
Speaker 1: I could suck an olive through a syringe. Okay, keep going.
Speaker 3: I love how accessible music has gotten. Like I know,
Speaker 3: we talked about how annoying and bad it can be,
Speaker 3: but like I literally just love the idea of can
Speaker 3: make it like a working person like going and making
Speaker 3: music in their garage with their friends and then posting
Speaker 3: it and then like hitting the fucking lottery and like
Speaker 3: Spotify putting them on and just like like literally everyone
Speaker 3: I know has like some sort of like music career.
Speaker 3: Like it's it's really actually cool, but it's also damaging
Speaker 3: because we'll never have a pop star again. We'll never
Speaker 3: have whatever.
Speaker 1: Beyonce is our last, like Mega super Icon.
Speaker 3: I think like the Weekend is pretty pretty damn Mega.
Speaker 2: But I mean like Beyonce, it's just performer, Like the
Speaker 2: Weekend is just scary, Like he's just scary.
Speaker 1: Something about him is scary speak you know what I
Speaker 1: mean though, Like she's like dancing, moving, floating.
Speaker 2: Like she's literally hitting all's hitting all the mark.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, all of the people saying Beyonce's concert was stamonic,
Speaker 3: you're very wrong. She had God behind her. I felt
Speaker 3: this happiness and like this contentness and excitedness that a
Speaker 3: demon could not get me.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what we need, we need, like you know
Speaker 1: when people need God. Yeah, that's what I would say.
Speaker 2: Like when people talk about how they were just in
Speaker 2: their lowest moment, they asked for a sign.
Speaker 1: They got the sign, and now they believe it. God,
Speaker 1: that's what we need. But that's.
Speaker 3: I don't believe in Christianity. Fuck Christianity. I love you
Speaker 3: if you are a Christian. But there is a God.
Speaker 3: There is a God. It's probably a fucking alien fourteen
Speaker 3: year old boy and wears a science experiment or some shit.
Speaker 3: But like, there is some God. And what if God
Speaker 3: literally is an inanimate object? Like what if God is
Speaker 3: like antimatter like the.
Speaker 1: Article God is a woman?
Speaker 3: Way, No, that's impossible, because she would be in the kitchen,
Speaker 3: wouldbe she did cook us.
Speaker 1: She would be too emotional to like run the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah up, God, she would blow it up like with
Speaker 3: nukes and shit, she get on her period and have
Speaker 3: a PMS attack and blow up the Well. Literally, you
Speaker 3: can't let girls kim not be in power. Well, so
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about trying an insel, trying out being an insel.
Speaker 3: You are, no, I'm voluntarily celibate, Yeah, involuntary celibate. I
Speaker 3: think I'm gonna like really fuck myself up in a
Speaker 3: crazy way and like want sexually bad but like never
Speaker 3: get it. Become an in.
Speaker 1: Cell but I think you're just too attractive for that
Speaker 1: to happen.
Speaker 3: No, ye, keep going. Do you think I'm like attractive?
Speaker 2: Like even if you made yourself like look ugly or something. Though,
Speaker 2: I think if somebody met you, they would just be like, Wow,
Speaker 2: I need to get to know him, and through all
Speaker 2: that I can see.
Speaker 1: That he's sexy.
Speaker 3: You really think that? Yeah, No, I think I'm ugly.
Speaker 1: Are you digging for compliments right now?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, Yeah, you're right, I'm ugly.
Speaker 1: I didn't say you're ugly. I said you were sexy.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what's crazy is you're you're like least
Speaker 5: liked era of yourself is my when I thought you
Speaker 5: were the most attractive when you had like long hair
Speaker 5: in New York.
Speaker 1: I think that was to me, you're like sexiest Ara.
Speaker 3: My Conan Gray era.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're I saw a video of Conan and Olivia
Speaker 2: and I was like, they are literally us.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty one. Wait, I didn't send it to you,
Speaker 1: but we'll insert it. Give me a second. Come on, guys,
Speaker 1: I got a lot on this phone.
Speaker 2: I hate that when you look up something on your
Speaker 2: phone on your iPhone, like I look up TikTok, and
Speaker 2: it shows me the first TikTok I ever saved.
Speaker 3: On this Oh oh my god. Wait no, we need
Speaker 3: to invent something called tittok, and it's TikTok for porn.
Speaker 1: It's tits.
Speaker 3: There's chick took, big fucking oiled up towerkin asses and
Speaker 3: booties everywhere, and fucking takes.
Speaker 2: There's already so many. But this is literally us in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one. That's how your hair looked.
Speaker 3: It literally is that she has longer hair.
Speaker 2: I love Olivia, and one thing about me is I
Speaker 2: love Olivia Rodrigo. I ride for her if I was out,
Speaker 2: And this is a made up scenario because no one
Speaker 2: in their right mind would ever like do this to
Speaker 2: this woman. But if I was out and I saw
Speaker 2: somebody bullying Olivia Rodrigo, I beat the fuck out of
Speaker 2: them and I would beat the fuck out of them,
Speaker 2: and then I would pick her up like a little
Speaker 2: princess and take her somewhere safe and be like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're an angel, like I love you so much,
Speaker 2: mind you. I don't know her personally, I literally don't
Speaker 2: know her personally, but I stand for her so crazy,
Speaker 2: like she genuinely is that girl Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I just write for her so crazy. And this is
Speaker 2: coming from a notorious hater, especially of new musicians, because
Speaker 2: I'm just evil and canniding and I'm a cunt and I'm.
Speaker 3: Nineties and early two thousands music only.
Speaker 2: But I love her so much. I think she's doing
Speaker 2: everything so right. I stand her like I literally stand her.
Speaker 2: I will never not watch content of her like.
Speaker 3: And it's listening to I don't know what song.
Speaker 2: It is, it's uh, I want to I wanna get
Speaker 2: it back good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's been listening to that song on fucking
Speaker 3: repeat like it was all that would play in the
Speaker 3: car and repeat. Also that Agora Hills by Doge.
Speaker 1: Dodgy Dog Cat Dog Cats.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think DOJ is back, like I think she's back,
Speaker 3: and I love her.
Speaker 2: It's because no one can deny like music. Like if
Speaker 2: you make good music, it really does. Just like cross
Speaker 2: it turns says anything like you can try all that
Speaker 2: demon ship all you want, bitch, but like people want
Speaker 2: to hear that ship Like that.
Speaker 3: Means cat to come on here, like I just went
Speaker 3: do Cat is sitting next to you and like us talking.
Speaker 2: She would actually sit on my lap or she would
Speaker 2: be like glued to the fucking like a demon.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something so gross, and I was like, right,
Speaker 1: all right, these are these are real people, right, these
Speaker 1: are real people, and that is harassment. Okay, wow yeah right.
Speaker 3: No, but like literally painted tone red like I'm about
Speaker 3: to paint steal that.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the town. He said something annoying to me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna figgle your f.
Speaker 3: What are you on about? You're crazy?
Speaker 2: When he said something new to me as like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna figure your butt, do you please?
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't give a fuck, Like I'm
Speaker 3: into that type of ship. But doja cats stole paint
Speaker 3: the town red from me and Joe side because we
Speaker 3: painted the town pink and green. We painted a green green.
Speaker 2: Saturday actually get a pison ship by some of the Beatles.
Speaker 3: Stock Yeah, but yeah, finger my butt. I don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: But we did start a conversation that we never really
Speaker 3: fully finished.
Speaker 1: Which is the whole podcast ever, No, but not.
Speaker 3: In this podcast, like a few days ago, but we
Speaker 3: were talking about our siblings and like that generation in general,
Speaker 3: and how like kids that age now like that grew
Speaker 3: up from their conception with like a phone like iPad.
Speaker 3: Babies that grew up with technol are like like smart
Speaker 3: as fuck, but also like they have like literally like
Speaker 3: statistically lower like reading in grade averages like teah, I
Speaker 3: see a bunch of people, like teachers complaining about how
Speaker 3: like their sixth graders are reading at a second grade
Speaker 3: level and they're pandemic babies. It makes sense, like I'm
Speaker 3: not faulting them for that, but like they are like
Speaker 3: like my equivalent to being street smart is like being
Speaker 3: Internet smart. They're like Internet smart, like in the same capacity,
Speaker 3: Like they know how to navigate the Internet, they know
Speaker 3: what's funny, they know how to make memes like all
Speaker 3: that shit. It's to the point where like my nephew,
Speaker 3: who is ten years old, literally looked at me as
Speaker 3: a god, like he loved me. I loved him, like
Speaker 3: we literally had like like it was amazing. And now
Speaker 3: he's too cool for me, Like it always happens, but
Speaker 3: he's too cool for me, and it will never not
Speaker 3: fucking hurt, like literally it hurts so bad.
Speaker 2: And you were saying the same thing about your siblings,
Speaker 2: Like my little siblings are getting to that point where
Speaker 2: I'm just like not that interesting to them. And it's
Speaker 2: because we used to have this relationship with the younger
Speaker 2: people in our family where they would look at us
Speaker 2: and think, wow, these people have like places that we
Speaker 2: grew up.
Speaker 1: They have it together.
Speaker 2: They're living such nice lives and they're making it for themselves.
Speaker 2: They have a little bit of attention online and that
Speaker 2: was like something to look at and be like, wow,
Speaker 2: that's cool. But now they see everything all the time
Speaker 2: on their phone, so it takes so much to make
Speaker 2: their It literally is gonna be so hard for them
Speaker 2: to get serotonin and like dopamine boost in real life
Speaker 2: because they're so used to getting it on their phones.
Speaker 2: And that's kind of what I like, like related to
Speaker 2: my siblings.
Speaker 1: Used to be so.
Speaker 2: Satisfied with just leaving the house with me and going
Speaker 2: to fucking Target, and now that literally sounds so fucking
Speaker 2: boring to them.
Speaker 3: We went by the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I mean, like it's like a it is
Speaker 2: teenagers just not wanting to be around their family and
Speaker 2: being like I'd rather be inside. But the difference is
Speaker 2: now they're like, why would I leave the crib if
Speaker 2: I can get literally all the human connection I can
Speaker 2: get through my fucking iPhone, Like I don't need to
Speaker 2: go out and like go roam around the mall because
Speaker 2: I can roam around Amazon Prime.
Speaker 3: Also, like uh Me and Kai have talked about this,
Speaker 3: like but there's this idea that like their generation like
Speaker 3: is gonna grow up using the Internet through avatars. I
Speaker 3: think we've like talked about this before, but like it
Speaker 3: like like so you and I are like cringey to them,
Speaker 3: like they're they're like, why would you show your face
Speaker 3: and use your real name on the Internet. That's fucking cringe.
Speaker 3: You just use an avatar like everybody else, and we're
Speaker 3: already seeing it with like v tubers and like yeah
Speaker 3: all that shit like v streamers like they like get
Speaker 3: more viewers than the most viewed people on YouTube and
Speaker 3: twitch like and they're just fucking artificial, like AI, Like
Speaker 3: I don't know, but that's like another thing I just
Speaker 3: thought about. Like that's probably why we're caring you to
Speaker 3: them subconsciously. And then also we have gone so fucking
Speaker 3: far away from just consuming content normally, Like the introduction
Speaker 3: of a fast forward button on TikTok, like a two
Speaker 3: time speed button on TikTok makes sense. It makes sense,
Speaker 3: but I don't fuck with it. But I was on
Speaker 3: Netflix and you can change the speed of like movies
Speaker 3: and TV shows and shit and watch them in double speed,
Speaker 3: which is fucking crazy. Like we can't even watch a
Speaker 3: TV show in the time it's supposed to be watch.
Speaker 2: You know what's fucked up is last night when we
Speaker 2: were watching Love Is Blind. I almost was like, we
Speaker 2: should just hit double speed for the first uninteresting episodes
Speaker 2: and then get to it. I did. But O'Ryan was
Speaker 2: talking about The Sopranos last night and how she has
Speaker 2: a hard time watching the first season, and Christian was.
Speaker 1: Say, skip it.
Speaker 2: I almost made a comment and was like, I wish
Speaker 2: you could just watch it in double speed, because you
Speaker 2: should watch through the first season if you could just
Speaker 2: get through it. I only have three episodes of The
Speaker 2: Sopranos left. I know everybody is like, damn, bit, you've
Speaker 2: been watching this ship for two years.
Speaker 1: You don't know my business, so fuck you. Yeah, first
Speaker 1: of all, and second of all, I'm savoring it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm being gang stocked. You've always thought that I'm
Speaker 3: being gang stocked by my ops.
Speaker 2: Oh, but I was thinking, you know what it is,
Speaker 2: too is because kids see it as cringy because just
Speaker 2: the idem perception of celebrityism has changed so much. We
Speaker 2: grew up putting our face to things and stuff because
Speaker 2: celebrityism used to be such a smaller bubble, so it
Speaker 2: felt like you had to be fully present to be
Speaker 2: a part of it. And now celebrityism has become so
Speaker 2: large that people are just like, also, it's just become
Speaker 2: larger than what celebrityism used to be. It used to
Speaker 2: be like this is somebody is like like they were
Speaker 2: a caricature or a character, and they weren't a personal being.
Speaker 2: And then once celebrityism started blowing up, people were like,
Speaker 2: I'm tired of seeing this too cool for everybody. I
Speaker 2: want somebody who I really connect to. And then it
Speaker 2: got too far where people were oversharing too much. And
Speaker 2: now the younger generation is like, you were literally exposing
Speaker 2: yourself for capitalistic gains and you're suffering from it, and
Speaker 2: we don't believe in that anymore, which I do think
Speaker 2: is a step in the right direction.
Speaker 3: So it's a good thing. Don't get me wrong. I
Speaker 3: literally think that is a good thing. Like, yeah, I like,
Speaker 3: although like I am happy where I'm at like my
Speaker 3: life would be so I would be so much like
Speaker 3: more baseline and like quote unquote normal if I didn't
Speaker 3: grow up posting myself to the Yeah, young.
Speaker 2: People just shouldn't be posting themselves in general, because you're
Speaker 2: going through such a tumultuous change period in your life
Speaker 2: to be posting that. I've always had this problem too
Speaker 2: with oversharing on the internet. I think I've said it
Speaker 2: here before. I understand that there is a double edged sword.
Speaker 2: There's some good parts, there are some bad parts of it,
Speaker 2: but I've always felt it was unhealthy. Like get ready
Speaker 2: with me to go break up with my boyfriend. Imagine
Speaker 2: being the fucking partner in those like imagine being on
Speaker 2: TikTok in seeing your partner being like, get ready with
Speaker 2: me to go break up with my significant other.
Speaker 3: Get ready with me to go to my grandma's funeral.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get ready with me to go and pull the
Speaker 1: plug on my mother? Like what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: This is such a traumatic you need to be dealing
Speaker 1: with it offline and then you could come back once
Speaker 1: you've grown and gone through it.
Speaker 3: But we need to get ready with me to get
Speaker 3: ready with me to work?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say people are lacking empathy
Speaker 2: in their personal lives, so then they have to go
Speaker 2: to the internet to find it. But the problem with
Speaker 2: that is then you open the door to so many evil, fucking,
Speaker 2: conniving content on the Internet who use it to be
Speaker 2: awful and shaming and judgmental and whatever.
Speaker 1: That's a whole other thing, but I do agree we
Speaker 1: need to do.
Speaker 2: Get ready with me to go to the torquathon, get
Speaker 2: ready with me to finger my buck, get ready with
Speaker 2: me to fuck your mom.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, so, you know how there's like
Speaker 3: wet t shirt contests, like oh, like I'm gonna spray
Speaker 3: you with the water gun and your shirt's wet and
Speaker 3: you can see through it. Oh my god, you're like
Speaker 3: so hot. I'm over that shit, bro.
Speaker 1: I need how many have you gone to that You're
Speaker 1: over it?
Speaker 3: Like I can count on two hands. What I need
Speaker 3: is the wet head like wet brain contests where you
Speaker 3: spray women with knowledge and books and throw books at them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like stoning but with books.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, And it's just like it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: your mind is so wet and juicy, Like I love
Speaker 3: the way you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me figure your There's definitely a picture somewhere
Speaker 2: of somebody like fingering.
Speaker 3: Oh there's that was like one of the ogs I
Speaker 3: posted on my meme account, like let me finger your
Speaker 3: brain instead something fell behind you. I just don't want
Speaker 3: it to like.
Speaker 1: Step my phone.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I have.
Speaker 1: Let's do one more topic.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I have one.
Speaker 1: If you can't find one, I.
Speaker 3: Have a bunch. I'm just trying to pick up You're
Speaker 3: pick me. Okay. So one thing that is gonna make
Speaker 3: me cry without fail every time is someone getting the
Speaker 3: golden buzzer on American Idol, like or whatever America's got talent,
Speaker 3: Like one thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you mean though, like somebody who obviously,
Speaker 2: like isn't a popular person at school or in their
Speaker 2: like day to day life.
Speaker 3: Yes, and is a.
Speaker 2: Little awkward, but they're on that stage seeing their fucking
Speaker 2: head off.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: It's probably also one of the most validating feelings ever.
Speaker 2: But then it's also probably one of the worst things ever, because.
Speaker 1: How do you match that moment you life?
Speaker 3: How do you break beyond American Idol like nobody does? Can't?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't, especially anymore, Like I'm always so shocked
Speaker 2: when those shows are still a thing, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: who are the people who are winning? Because I've never
Speaker 2: been like.
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, no, Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey, Mariah Carey was far beyond them
Speaker 2: before that.
Speaker 1: I oh, you know Mariah Carey, My god, well, I
Speaker 1: didn't know she was indeed like that, Oh I got.
Speaker 2: I asked my little sister, who just turned from if
Speaker 2: she knew Mariah Carey songs, and she said she didn't,
Speaker 2: and her and her friend were like, we don't listen
Speaker 2: to fucking Mariah Carey. And I was like, and I
Speaker 2: started playing it and I was like, does this sound
Speaker 2: old too? And she's like, yeah, this sounds really old?
Speaker 3: Whoa will we Scar? She's old as fuck?
Speaker 1: Like they don't listen to Michael Jackson either.
Speaker 3: I get that one. But I did have that same
Speaker 3: thought where I was like, damn, like we're starting to
Speaker 3: like Drake is gonna be vintage soon?
Speaker 1: Like that's weird if he like actually fucking shuts up,
Speaker 1: which she.
Speaker 3: Should vintage Drake. I feel like I should talk about
Speaker 3: this because it's not gonna be relevant relevant next week.
Speaker 3: So Taylor Swift is seeing someone new and.
Speaker 1: She has it. She hasn't she.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, she doesn't fucking apologize and I'm.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is, how does that still hurt?
Speaker 3: Not her? I'm not hurt. I just said I was
Speaker 3: not hurt. But it's weird seeing a person you loved
Speaker 3: and love and have love for be with someone else.
Speaker 2: Like it's so, why do you still have a thing
Speaker 2: for her when y'all were like together, when you were
Speaker 2: like sixteen.
Speaker 3: I guess she wrote a song about now. Yeah, she
Speaker 3: wrote a song about me. Yeah, she wrote Drew looks
Speaker 3: at me like.
Speaker 2: She just stop the fucking epidemic that's unraveling online that
Speaker 2: y'all are going on tiktoks with let the light in
Speaker 2: and commenting Drew let the.
Speaker 1: Light in, let her the light.
Speaker 3: No, I think she said, and you, Drew, you drove. No.
Speaker 3: I do think she actually said drew the light in
Speaker 3: in that video, but it sounds like she's saying let
Speaker 3: the light in. But it could be like that Dreen
Speaker 3: Needle Laurel.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I think she says let the light in, and
Speaker 1: people someone just calment to that.
Speaker 3: We listen to it because I swear to God, I
Speaker 3: heard drew the light in first before you send down.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, Like, there's so many people in
Speaker 3: on this joke. By I will say, although it hurts,
Speaker 3: I'm happy for Taylor because she is dating one of
Speaker 3: the hottest people I've ever seen in my entire life.
Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey, if you're listening to this, also your brother, No, literally,
Speaker 3: your older brother, Travis. I think it's Jason Kelsey. I
Speaker 3: don't know his name. Let me look, ok at Elsie
Speaker 3: e brothers.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, it.
Speaker 3: Literally is Jason. Holy shit, Jason, Jason Kelsey. Call me.
Speaker 3: I'm dead serious.
Speaker 2: Call me.
Speaker 3: We have some things to talk about, and I want you.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm like less than Travis. Travis is ugly compared to Jason.
Speaker 3: I'm dead fucking serious.
Speaker 1: No, I can't.
Speaker 3: You'll agree, You'll literally agree. Let me see. Look this
Speaker 3: fucking lineup, bro.
Speaker 1: Let alone, excuse me. I just can't tell.
Speaker 3: We need to get to the bottom of this. Let
Speaker 3: us let us know if you somehow hear this, let
Speaker 3: us know. What's their name?
Speaker 1: Haley?
Speaker 3: Haley?
Speaker 1: Doja cat's pinky toe?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: My trust, my trust hurts. Don't play with me. He's disgusting,
Speaker 1: he's fine.
Speaker 3: That's the one. Taylor's yeah, he's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I mean, honestly, like either one like hit me up,
Speaker 3: like fuck you Taylor because she's left. She broke my
Speaker 3: heart and then she took my eye like I've had
Speaker 3: a fucking Also, why did Taylor put Travis Kelsey on
Speaker 3: the map because he was not like any good?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go in to me.
Speaker 3: Let's go too, let's go.
Speaker 1: I want to be where you are, Marvin Gay. Ok Wait,
Speaker 1: that's weird, Marvin Drew.
Speaker 3: It's Marvin Oh, okay, I want to.
Speaker 1: Be where you are Marvin Drew.
Speaker 3: I never realized that was his Wow.
Speaker 1: See you later.
Speaker 2: I'm gone by Robert Lester Folsom and Agora Hill's Dogie Cat.
Speaker 1: And that's it. Honestly.
Speaker 3: My media is Love Is Blind season five. Love Is
Speaker 3: Blind is a terrible fucking show. You cannot convince me otherwise,
Speaker 3: But season five that's good TV. I love this.
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna start it when we.
Speaker 3: Episode. It's so fucking messy and like drama, and like
Speaker 3: all of the other ones are like happy, like I
Speaker 3: don't want to see people fall in love, like I
Speaker 3: don't want to see that, like I need drama. I
Speaker 3: need like filth, I need anger, I need like lying,
Speaker 3: I need fucking conniving, like I just need it all
Speaker 3: and that's all you get from my.
Speaker 1: Maybe mine is also all about my mother. Such a
Speaker 1: good movie.
Speaker 2: I love Pedro, Amoldlobar and Hands Maiden, which I watched
Speaker 2: on a plane, And.
Speaker 1: Don't watch that on a plane. It's like it's literally
Speaker 1: like watching like Broke Back Mountain on a plane. Remember
Speaker 1: when that was just like on the plane, like they
Speaker 1: were crazy.
Speaker 3: I watched it like thirty six times when I was
Speaker 3: telling oh.
Speaker 1: I still have been seen Broke Back Mountain. I just
Speaker 1: know that their sex. I'm about to ship myself.
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna lie. Okay, well, I still have
Speaker 3: to do Drew Sye up Corner. You've already left once.
Speaker 3: You should have shot it when you had to do that. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: we're doing Drew Sye up Corner.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Myself, Okay, h five nights at Freddy's. Nah, you need
Speaker 3: five nights with some bitches.
Speaker 2: Sis.
Speaker 3: Stop smelling his dick to see if he got pussy.
Speaker 3: It's twenty nineteen. Oh wait, it's twenty twenty three. You
Speaker 3: got to turn him over and smell his ass to
Speaker 3: see if he got dick. Weird shit turns me off, Like,
Speaker 3: why are you following Instagram on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Instagram having a cow?
Speaker 3: Yes, they posted me and they haven't verified you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they and they still haven't fucking verified me. I don't
Speaker 3: even want that blue check. That shit's bullshit. Anyways. I
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck about the blue check.
Speaker 1: My blue chuck got it for.
Speaker 3: So long, Okay, Like I don't even want it. So like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're saying. Enya's vagina is not
Speaker 3: a kitty. That shit, How did I say it? How
Speaker 3: do I say this? Inya's vagina is not a kitty.
Speaker 3: That shit is not purring. That's a chainsaw and it's
Speaker 3: revving up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we were in the car and I was
Speaker 2: talking about how sexy my bet was and I was like, bitch,
Speaker 2: my fucking pussy was weriving like a VA engine.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, oh, I was not talking about
Speaker 1: the bat.
Speaker 3: Never mind, Hey boy, he listens. Just because I cheated
Speaker 3: on you doesn't mean you got to cheat on me back.
Speaker 3: Be a leader, not a follower. Okay, one more. This
Speaker 3: one's a flop and I know it but I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna give.
Speaker 1: It to you anyone when the first one wasn't a flop.
Speaker 3: The first one fucking ate down. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I got people quote that shit for life.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: Old people give you five dollars and say, grandson, get
Speaker 3: a girl, get a special girl a lemonade. No, Grandma,
Speaker 3: these girls want perks. Give me forty dollars.
Speaker 1: A perk is only forty dollars.
Speaker 3: It's like one high for like four hours. And some
Speaker 3: people have to buy like eight a day.
Speaker 1: That's ten dollars an hour.
Speaker 3: When I was down tremendous a bit, I'm not getting
Speaker 3: into that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: Wait, should I give them one song? I'll give them
Speaker 3: one song, and one song only is money time, motherfuckers
Speaker 3: all around me, Clouds up Air Olson, Boards of Canada.
Speaker 3: I've just been boards, and when I go off to Texas,
Speaker 3: I just to love Boards of Canada like it's so bad,
Speaker 3: make love Daft Punk Aquarius, Boards of Canada. I want
Speaker 3: Dave and Cowboy Boards of Canada. Riverman Nick Drake, Oh sweep, Well.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for watching three