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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Merchant Intercom.

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Speaker 2: I am the main host and your mansor, and this

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Speaker 2: is my co host.

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Speaker 3: I'm the hot Hello. Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 2: I like that You ate that I was expecting like

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Speaker 2: a little fight to break up.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not about drama. Like, it's none of this

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Speaker 3: drama shit that everyone wants to happen all the time. Like,

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Speaker 3: I'm not that shit. I'm here to fucking work. I'm

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Speaker 3: here to do my fucking job. I'm here to love unconditionally,

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Speaker 3: and I'm here to fucking die. None of that drama shit.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever heard your chair sound that

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Speaker 1: loud in my life. Like, I don't know if my

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Speaker 1: stop I'm gonna hitch you.

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Speaker 3: It might be this new happy nine to nine shirt

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Speaker 3: that's really lit and that you probably don't have but

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Speaker 3: really want.

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Speaker 2: If my lawyer is wearing if you're a lawyer wearing this,

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Speaker 2: you're going to jail. Like I'm literally the lawyer sending

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Speaker 2: you to jail. In my Happy Night, in her biscuit Hill,

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Speaker 2: in her biscuit heels, her JPG, her Junior Watsonovity.

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Speaker 3: Like her crazy, the best fit you've ever seen ever.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so awesome when like Alisa.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know, Lisa is one of our close

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Speaker 2: friends who is one of our only smart friends who

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Speaker 2: got like a full ride, like literally like lawyer, intelligent woman, lawyer.

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Speaker 2: And sometimes when I'm out with her, I'm like, damn,

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Speaker 2: bit you just be going to school and learning and me,

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Speaker 2: I don't feel real and I think I'm Goodzophrontic.

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Speaker 3: That's the woman that's a new ARC friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we know feminism hasn't failed us because

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Speaker 2: I can be doing the life I live and Alisa

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Speaker 2: can be doing the life.

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Speaker 1: Like both things that weren't allowed at one point.

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Speaker 2: Me being stupid and actually people have always want a

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Speaker 2: woman to be stupid.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually going against feminism by.

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Speaker 3: Existing, you're actually the one thing causing the fall of feminism. Also,

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Speaker 3: you don't cook, and oh, I forgot to button this up.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to button it for you?

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Speaker 3: Because you know you never and you know that you

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Speaker 3: would never wear I've got out tonight, but tonight I

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Speaker 3: literally I haven't either. I just know that from tiktoks

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Speaker 3: Wow a girl that loves the smith. Do you smoke cigarettes?

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Speaker 3: Do you smoke cigarettes? No?

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Speaker 1: Because that's nasty. Why want to do that?

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Speaker 3: Girl who smokes cigarettes? What did I do?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: Have you been oh my god a long time? See

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Speaker 3: we did see each other for almost two weeks equip McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: That place was fucking terrible. I sold my stake in

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Speaker 3: the company for three hundred million dollars.

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Speaker 1: You sold your managerial position at McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like the CFO. Oh okay, yeah I

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Speaker 3: had to. It was like you know the show like

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Speaker 3: where they send a billionaire like to oversee their company

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Speaker 3: and they like have to work in the trenches with

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Speaker 3: their employees and then at the end they're like, I

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Speaker 3: want to pay for your college. Yeah, that's what I

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Speaker 3: was doing, except they didn't have cameras on me.

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Speaker 1: And shit, But you were just doing about the kindness

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Speaker 1: of your heart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm the CSG at McDonald's. What is that

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Speaker 2: it's the cocksucking general. Oh yeah, because like it's like,

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Speaker 2: you know how a lot of like we workspaces have

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Speaker 2: like the mental health awareness like rooms.

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Speaker 3: Or a stupid girl.

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Speaker 2: I was trying so hard when you were talking, like

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Speaker 2: I was ignoring the fuck out. Are you trying to

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Speaker 2: think of something funny for CFOs like cock fucking opera operate.

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Speaker 3: Right, how have you been awful? But that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Actually I haven't been awful. I just don't think I'm real.

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Speaker 2: But I feel like I've been saying that for the

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Speaker 2: past like three years. Is all I say when it

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Speaker 2: comes to my mental health is like I don't feel

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Speaker 2: La I was in Miami for my little sisters Kincinera,

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Speaker 2: and I got back and I was in the kitchen

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Speaker 2: in the like the first morning I was here, and

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Speaker 2: I felt not real, Like I didn't feel like a

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Speaker 3: Like that's literally what I've been going through it. That's

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Speaker 3: what I went through in Texas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was just like, oh, I'm I don't

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Speaker 2: know how to describe it. Like somebody one time commented

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Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, I could like feel my

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Speaker 2: Someone was like, yeah, and it's just describing like bodily awareness,

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Speaker 2: which is like something most normal people just have. And

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Speaker 2: that freaks me out because I I am so disconnected

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Speaker 2: to feel like do people just feel their body, because

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Speaker 2: I feel like I don't feel my body like I

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Speaker 2: feel like I'm literally just like a brain.

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Speaker 3: And he's been doing an insane amount of ketamine. Also,

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Speaker 3: by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, Yeah, so that doesn't help because it just like

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Speaker 2: makes me more and more disconnected. But yeah, I don't

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Speaker 2: I'm not aware of my Yeah, I like don't know.

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Speaker 1: How to describe it. Like I don't feel like I

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Speaker 1: feel it the way I'm supposed to. Yeah, when I

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Speaker 1: was in the kitchen, I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel real.

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Speaker 2: I was touching everything in that corner and genuinely convincing

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Speaker 2: myself that I am a puppet, Like I feel like

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Speaker 2: like the only part of my body that has senses

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you think about it, we literally are

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Speaker 3: brains and then meet sex.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Literally that's literally it. And I think I don't know,

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Speaker 3: but I was like in Texas going through the same

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Speaker 3: fucking thing. Like, dude, I've like always been like okay

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Speaker 3: I like for the first time. Like it was bad, y'all.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what the fuck it was. But

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Speaker 3: I was like confronting my own mortality and like confronting

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Speaker 3: was just like so fucking bizarre, and like thinking about

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Speaker 3: like what happens next, Like is there an afterlife? Is there?

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Speaker 3: Like is it like when you're in the womb where

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Speaker 3: you don't feel anything? There's like nothing, there's literally nothing.

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Speaker 3: I can't even imagine nothing like before life? Is that

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Speaker 3: how it is? Which I pray to fucking God, it's

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Speaker 3: just nothing like you turn off. But I have a

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Speaker 3: sneaking suspicion that like there's something. There's yeah, our souls

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Speaker 3: I must have been good in like my real life,

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Speaker 3: because like this is a lit ass life. But also

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Speaker 3: I know it's just freaking terrifying to like confront your mortality.

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Speaker 3: Like I just was like sitting in my room, like

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Speaker 3: then I started thinking about y'all and I was like,

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Speaker 3: holy shit, like I don't know, And then I just

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Speaker 3: started thinking about like time dilation and how quickly like

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Speaker 3: life has been ramping and speeding up, and like the

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Speaker 3: first twelve, fifteen, sixteen years, eighteen years of my life

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Speaker 3: And then I'll like talk to an older person about

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Speaker 3: Like I don't need to hear that. That's fucking terrifying,

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Speaker 3: Like it's so scary. Also, this life is so short.

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Speaker 2: This is really such a blanket answer to that, or

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Speaker 2: like not answer, but thing to throw in. I will say,

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Speaker 2: I feel every time once August is done.

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Speaker 1: It feels like the year blasts through.

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Speaker 2: And it's because also taking into account where people who

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Speaker 2: end of the year for holidays, and we just naturally

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Speaker 2: because we're trying to make up for the time that

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Speaker 2: we quote unquote feel like we waste.

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Speaker 1: It in the beginning of the year. So that has

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Speaker 2: But I do agree, Like thinking about my teen years,

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Speaker 2: it feels like they lasted forever. But then I try

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Speaker 2: we're only in our mid twenties.

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Speaker 3: Old as fuck, literally old, like nasty, old fucking hags,

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Speaker 3: Like I literally hate it. Like that's another thing. I

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Speaker 2: Partner now with that nuclear family. Literally we all got

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Speaker 2: that nuclear family in us. It's about if you want

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Speaker 3: I know, like maybe my grandma was right, Like maybe

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Speaker 2: Right, bro, But I think it's also easy because we haven't.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to.

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Speaker 3: I want to set the record straight. Sorry for cutting

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Speaker 3: you off. I am actually seventeen. Yeah, that was my

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Speaker 3: I'm back. I'm back, y'all. Ooh, he was being weird.

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Speaker 3: What the fuck was he talking about?

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Speaker 2: But a majority of our life so far, we've spent

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Speaker 2: it as children, and I think about that a lot

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Speaker 2: when I think about how I feel right now, how

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Speaker 2: I feel really lost, I feel unaccomplished, I feel as

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Speaker 2: if I should have more done, and I feel all

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Speaker 2: these pressures of what I want to get done, whether

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Speaker 1: For myself or for my family.

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Speaker 2: And that's something that really burdens me when I go

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Speaker 2: back to Miami, because, as we all know, all I

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Speaker 2: think everybody who comes from that and this is just

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Speaker 2: me speaking on my personal experience, but most people want

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Speaker 2: to and you're kind of embedded with the idea to

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Speaker 2: provide for them, and I get really caught up in that.

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Speaker 2: And you know that, I get really caught up in

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Speaker 2: the ideas of how I can provide for my family

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Speaker 2: when I am still really young myself and I'm still

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Speaker 2: learning how to provide for myself. And then I just

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Speaker 2: always think about how we have spent majority of our

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Speaker 2: life as children. So far, it's not even half adulthood

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Speaker 2: half childhood yet, because in my head at this point,

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Speaker 2: I think we both look at our eighteen year old

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Speaker 2: selves and we think you.

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Speaker 1: Were a child.

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Speaker 2: I even look back at my twenty year old self

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, dude, you were a child. You still

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Speaker 2: had so much figure out, you were so lost, you

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Speaker 2: were so confused, you had so much growing to do.

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Speaker 1: So then when you put it in.

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Speaker 2: That perspective, I think that's when I feel better about

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Speaker 1: And then obviously he didn't kill me. He's just a

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Speaker 1: But that's dis I.

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Speaker 3: I gonna do? Like how am I gonna mac on box?

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Speaker 3: And shit? Broh?

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Speaker 2: Because that's something you think about, is like giving head

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Speaker 2: in the afterlife?

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Speaker 3: Sipricate, Like I literally just mac bobs. I'm a man,

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Speaker 3: I'm literally a mine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know we're literally gonna have to put a

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Speaker 3: trigger warning, Like the title is just trigger warning. Hey guys,

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Speaker 3: like and subscribe. But I do have something I want

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Speaker 3: numbers because I'm fucking nosy of how much money these

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Speaker 1: I still don't understand TikTok income.

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Speaker 3: So they implemented like this new feature where like if

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Speaker 3: and like collecting that data, the statistical data in my

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Speaker 3: I don't know. It's it's really interesting. But basically, all

440
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:41,440
Speaker 3: that's to say that, like you, one thing about Enya

441
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 3: is she's gonna spill, like she's gonna cause a big mess.

442
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 3: We're back. We're back. We're really really back. We're happy.

443
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,400
Speaker 3: We're happy. We're really really happy.

444
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

445
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:58,159
Speaker 3: But yeah, so we can fix everything wrong in our

446
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:03,400
Speaker 3: lives if we start pouring bottles of opaque liquid downstaircases

447
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 3: with marbles inside. I really love the nail ones. I

448
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,639
Speaker 3: love the nail ones with the and the glass beer bottles.

449
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 3: I swear to God every every time they just they

450
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,120
Speaker 3: like like, there's really good.

451
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 1: It's the carbonation. They gotta start.

452
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 2: They have to implement like like Mexican cokes, like glass

453
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 2: coke bottles.

454
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 3: Topo Chico.

455
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,920
Speaker 1: Oh, a Topo Chico would fu No A Topo Chico would.

456
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 3: Be literally bomb. It would like also I have another

457
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:36,639
Speaker 3: fix for us. I think what I'm gonna start doing

458
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 3: is like intentionally falling on like sidewalks or like asphalt

459
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 3: or whatever and giving myself no no, no, yes, but

460
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give myself like cuts on my knees, like

461
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 3: you know, and then I'm gonna go to the bathroom

462
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 3: really quickly after and pour hydrogen peroxide and alcohol into

463
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 3: my just so I can feel something like And I

464
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 3: think that will get us back in tune with our bodies.

465
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking, like maybe we need like acupuncture

466
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 2: or something.

467
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

468
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 2: Well, no, yeah, when I need to see a psychiatrist

469
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,560
Speaker 2: and like get on medication. But I don't want to

470
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 2: rely on big Parma, Like I don't want to be

471
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 2: a part.

472
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 1: Of big Parma.

473
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 3: That's still one of the best things I've ever said.

474
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 2: The Kardashian's pushing dairy Like that will always be I

475
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 2: will never forget. That was one of the first moments

476
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: where I was high where I was like I'm really

477
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,679
Speaker 2: seeing through the veil, like I am seeing past the

478
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: other side, Like they are brainwashing, evil.

479
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 3: Evil, They're brainwashing us to drink milk, Like all of

480
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 3: it is so evil I'm.

481
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 1: Back to milk though low key like I live.

482
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like back to dairy fully and I've been

483
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 2: back to dairy like I've always been a cheese eater,

484
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: Like I've always been a cheesy girl.

485
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm a cheesy girl.

486
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 3: Dude in the best fucking cheese. Oh my god, I

487
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 3: had it back in Texas is to pick between your

488
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 3: toes after you haven't washed your feet in like weeks

489
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 3: and just like fucking get that. That's what you were

490
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 3: gonna say for skin cheese. O my god, a little bit.

491
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 3: I don't have for skin. I want my foreskin back.

492
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 3: We can get you some, you really can. You can.

493
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 3: You can like get it back.

494
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's.

495
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 3: Just not the same, Like it doesn't have all the

496
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 3: same like nerves, nerve endings and whatnot.

497
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you should put your money towards investing,

498
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: because like you can make a whole.

499
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 3: Company and the like acts the blind boxes and make foreskins.

500
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 1: Just do foreskins.

501
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 2: It's like there's so many companies like that that like

502
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 2: prey upon people who just have like a different perception

503
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,679
Speaker 2: of reality.

504
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: Like in John Wilson, did you watch it? No, you

505
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 1: didn't watch it. But this doesn't get up with that show.

506
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this doesn't give show sucks. What is

507
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 1: your issue sucks?

508
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 2: Bro? Well, this doesn't give much away about this episode,

509
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 2: but the last episode it's talking about like this company

510
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 2: that claims it will freeze your body and your brain

511
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,239
Speaker 2: so that in one hundred years I'll take you back

512
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 2: to life.

513
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 1: Whatever.

514
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 2: There's no proof it works, whatever, but so many people

515
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 2: do it, and it's really expensive, like it's like one

516
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand dollars just to start, and then

517
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 2: that doesn't count on like I think paying off your

518
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: tube that your body stays in.

519
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 3: When do you freeze yourself at what point in your life?

520
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: It's when you die, so when you die, your.

521
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 3: Body will come back as an elderly, nasty, fucking gross.

522
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 2: Well, I think if you got yourself and you signed

523
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 2: up where you would live like this. So it depends

524
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 2: on how committed you are. But some people just keep

525
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 2: their head because they're like, I want a new body,

526
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 2: and people will like arrange that they get each other's body. Bitch,

527
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 2: I'm getting somebody with a huge part. It's a huge

528
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 2: butt and a big vibrator.

529
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds lit. I mean back, like in the future,

530
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 3: we'll probably have like vibrating penis attachments cyborgs, Like we're

531
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 3: literally gonna we're already like becoming cyborgs, like like literally

532
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 3: like we literally already are And like, oh bitch, I

533
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 3: forgot about this, but like that whole elon musk neuralink,

534
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 3: I swear to God the I'm gonna be one of

535
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,640
Speaker 3: the first people to get it. And he it got

536
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 3: cleared for like FDA trials, and I lied on them

537
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 3: and said I was like met the requirements so I

538
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 3: could be on the What were the requirements? It was

539
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 3: like you either have to be like hard seeing, hard hearing, blind,

540
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 3: or have like some sort of conditions. So I'm gonna

541
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 3: get it. I'm gonna get on the list.

542
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 1: We can make you blind.

543
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna get neuro alink. I'm gonna change the world.

544
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 2: Like next time the jewel spits in my mouth, I'll

545
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 2: just spit it into your eyes blindly.

546
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 3: Okay, what else? So I got Okay, I have I

547
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 3: need lotion. So in the last episode, we were talking

548
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 3: about POMPEII, Right, tell me why I literally predicted the

549
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 3: next natural world disaster the volcano in Europe. You ever

550
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 3: heard about that.

551
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucking wouldn't shut up in the group chat

552
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 2: and nobody said anything. Get in the group chat, I'd

553
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 2: give his dooms day report and then disappear. Yeah, you

554
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: literally come into the group tat give a doomsday report

555
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 2: and then like.

556
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 3: Lee, Yeah, well no one inquires about it. So I

557
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 3: just did. But like if you would enquire about it,

558
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 3: I have a lot of knowledge. The second the world second.

559
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 3: So there's a caldera of volcanoes in Italy, around Italy.

560
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 3: I think it's the second most powerful earthquake if it

561
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 3: were to explode behind Yellowstone. We all know about Yellowstone,

562
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 3: Like that shit's going to be the end of humanity

563
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 3: in fifty thousand years. That shit's not even going to explode.

564
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 3: Don't even worry about that. The Caldera volcanoes have become active.

565
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: What if I put a bomb in Yellowstone? Though? Would

566
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 1: that shake something up and make something happen or would

567
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: it just be.

568
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 3: Like I mean maybe if like the earthquake was strong enough,

569
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 3: it could. But yeah, just know Italy, Europe, like you're

570
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 3: down tremendously bad. Winter is coming, Like in our lifetime,

571
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 3: there's gonna be a We thought it was going to

572
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 3: be a nuclear winter, but it's going to be a

573
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: volcanic winter. The soot in the ash it's launched in

574
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 3: the atmosphere is going to create like a big cloud

575
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 3: that stays over Earth and it's just gonna get really

576
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 3: cold and Sun's not gonna be able to penetrate to it,

577
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 3: and we're gonna have acid rain and ship. Good luck,

578
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: Good luck, y'all.

579
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all you have to say is good luck.

580
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: I don't think we have anybody who lives in like

581
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 2: Italy and stuff who listens to us, Like I can't imagine.

582
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 3: I mean, it's gonna affect the whole world. Oh but

583
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 3: I mean.

584
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: I think they're so far from Italy though.

585
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 3: It's a big fucking volcano, like how big, like big

586
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 3: as fuck, like.

587
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: Like as big as a city.

588
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 3: Like it's like it's big as It's actually funny, they

589
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 3: have like cities right on the edge, and I think

590
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 3: they started evacuating some of those cities or they had

591
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 3: like a seventy two hour evacuation plan in place, because

592
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 3: it's become active again. It's what's the big city at

593
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 3: the very tip of the boot. It's like name name

594
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 3: a time, I know.

595
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: There's like Sicily and Milan.

596
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 3: Might be Milan, but no, that's it.

597
00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 1: I don't them know.

598
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 3: In Italy, let's look it up. Bologne. There's a fucking

599
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 3: city called Bologne. I have no damn whether there's not

600
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 3: a city. I think it's Naples. Yeah, yeah, it's Naples.

601
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: Damn.

602
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 2: You know what's fucked up is I was supposed to

603
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 2: go to Italy this summer, and since I didn't, this

604
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 2: is probably why it's happened.

605
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: The place is mad. No, I went to Spain and

606
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: Portual Portugal.

607
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 3: Second quake in days volcano. Ooh guys, it's.

608
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: Literally ubba Wait was there another earthquake there?

609
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've had like a few there, which is why

610
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 3: everyone's kind of like worried. They're like, it's called a

611
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 3: I don't know how to say it, campy flagreer g

612
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 3: camp flog. Now, yeah, the people jumping for Tyler set

613
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 3: is going to like cous an earthquake. What do you

614
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 3: have to say? Do you got anything?

615
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually I have a lot to say to you

616
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: because I'm Pissa too. No, but I I do want

617
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: to give my conspiracy theory.

618
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: Everybody got that nationwide alert this week and they weren't

619
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: clear about why we were getting the alert.

620
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: I didn't read what it was because I was like,

621
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: you literally can't.

622
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: It was just a test.

623
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a test of the system, but

624
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 2: they weren't saying why. They were like, oh, they're just

625
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 2: testing out the new wireless system for like to see

626
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 2: if we ever had a national emergency, if we needed

627
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: to send something out. Bitch, be clear, it's because y'all

628
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 2: think we're gonna get fucking bombs, Like nuclear bombs are

629
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 2: headed our way soon, and you just want to like

630
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: like test it out so that the country can be like, well,

631
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 2: we we had a system to tell our citizens it's

632
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: not necessarily on us whatever. But what I was thinking is, Bitch,

633
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 2: if a nuclear bomb is headed this way, I don't

634
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: want to fucking.

635
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: Know, Like I can't to spend the last moments of

636
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: my evacuate where where the fuck am I gonna run? Bitch,

637
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna outrun a nuclear blast.

638
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

639
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: No, I'd rather just be in peace and silence and

640
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: not know that my death was upon me, or that

641
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: like the destruction of everything I know in love was

642
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 2: upon I'd rather just be at home highest fuck playing Fortnite,

643
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: just in my own little world, doing my silly little thing.

644
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: And then it was split of an eye, like like

645
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: in the blink of an.

646
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: Eye, because I'm done.

647
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 3: I don't want to live.

648
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: How are you surviving?

649
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 3: Obam is not going to kill me?

650
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: Can we get in the fridge or is that a myth?

651
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 3: That's a myth? I think not with that fridge at least,

652
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 3: I think it has to be one of the Schmegma

653
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 3: of fridges.

654
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: The Smeg ones, the ones in Nuketown. Like, I'm not

655
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: kidding you, I just thought of that because I was

656
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 2: thinking of the call of duty Nuketown.

657
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: I was like, what survived like the Smeg the house

658
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: has survived.

659
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 3: In nuket like five thousand dollars coffee maker and survive.

660
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: In my in the Smeg toaster.

661
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but that.

662
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 2: Was something I had to say. And then also, I

663
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 2: don't know if you saw, but we were tagged a

664
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 2: million and ten times in the video of like it

665
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 2: was like every gay household or something.

666
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 3: Ends up watching automatically. Don't give a fuck.

667
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 2: I know that sounds like why are we being tagged

668
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: in this? But it was like, fuck, wait now I

669
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: need to find it. But it was that group of

670
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 2: kids watching telephone and it was like every gay group

671
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: ends up doing this at the end of the night.

672
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: And we got tagged in it so many times because

673
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 2: we've been.

674
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: So vocal about how often we do that, But genuinely,

675
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: what is it about gay people and telephone? Like that

676
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: music video?

677
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 2: Because we were showing it to friends and they hadn't

678
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 2: seen it and they were our straightest friends.

679
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 3: It was a cultural awakening, Like we were all on

680
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 3: tumbler when that shit happened, like it was it was

681
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: literally a vibe. You just had to been there, Like

682
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 3: if you weren't there, I'm sorry you will never have

683
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 3: the emotions attached to it that we do. But it

684
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 3: was a very very important moment. I did see one where.

685
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 2: It was gay people love sitting around and watching music videos? Y,

686
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: what is it about gay people and music video?

687
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 3: I'm straight and I like that shit.

688
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: We're breaking the code, like so.

689
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,719
Speaker 3: It's like groundbreakers, we're earth shadowers. We broke the glass.

690
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 2: Called me the volcano in Italy because I'm about to

691
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: erupt all over you and shake the world.

692
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 3: Call me the volcano in Italy because I'm about to

693
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 3: erupt my jim all over you and after you blow

694
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 3: me up.

695
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 4: But it is because we are you discussing because we

696
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 4: showed that video and I was shocked that they had never.

697
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: Seen that music video, like group of friends, especially because

698
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 2: like a bunch of them worked in music and they

699
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: hadn't seen the telephone video.

700
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, this is really crazy. This

701
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: is also the same friends.

702
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: Every time we mentioned rufe Haul like it literally is

703
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: like cricket.

704
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 3: Like silence, like that girl rupel stilt Skin. I love

705
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 3: rupel stilt Skin's hag race. But Queen, there was another thing.

706
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 3: Oh I saw a video where it was like all

707
00:32:53,440 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 3: ban Beyence fans, all Beyonce fans know this moment and

708
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 3: know this moment like is a stain on her career,

709
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 3: and we look away in solidarity. And it's during the

710
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 3: super Bowl performance when she's not hitting her mark. She

711
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: hits her mark every time, but she's lying outside everything.

712
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 3: It's cringey like, and it's only cringey because she's so perfect.

713
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, her standards for herself are so high.

714
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

715
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 2: I want to see her again, but I think the show,

716
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 2: the Renaissance tour is over, like it just.

717
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 3: Finished, which is heartbreaking.

718
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: Oh I hate that she did Europe first, because I'm like, damn,

719
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 2: we could have went to Europe, saw the volcano, saw

720
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 2: Beyonce It.

721
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 3: I do still need to stand next to active volcano shooting.

722
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: Right now, like I need it because of this fire

723
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: of love.

724
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, fire is love.

725
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: Love is blind.

726
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 3: Love is blind. Wait, my throat actually hurts. Oh my god,

727
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: get the fuck away from I mean, you literally are sick.

728
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: Josh got you sick, and now I'm sick, like this

729
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 3: is the worst day of my life.

730
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: No, it's because I gave you that crazy headline.

731
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 3: Dennis can tell if you got gave head Yeah, it

732
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 3: like gives you little tiny hickeys in the back of

733
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,919
Speaker 3: your throat on this soft palette. So they can tell.

734
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 3: They can tell because you'd be sucking like like crazy but.

735
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: Like real, because I was sucking a dent out of

736
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 1: a car door.

737
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 3: Okay, So we did talk about this in the last

738
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 3: episode very briefly, but I want to revisit it and

739
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 3: have a different take.

740
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: I could suck an olive through a syringe. Okay, keep going.

741
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 3: I love how accessible music has gotten. Like I know,

742
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 3: we talked about how annoying and bad it can be,

743
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 3: but like I literally just love the idea of can

744
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 3: make it like a working person like going and making

745
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 3: music in their garage with their friends and then posting

746
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 3: it and then like hitting the fucking lottery and like

747
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: Spotify putting them on and just like like literally everyone

748
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 3: I know has like some sort of like music career.

749
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 3: Like it's it's really actually cool, but it's also damaging

750
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 3: because we'll never have a pop star again. We'll never

751
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 3: have whatever.

752
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: Beyonce is our last, like Mega super Icon.

753
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 3: I think like the Weekend is pretty pretty damn Mega.

754
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 2: But I mean like Beyonce, it's just performer, Like the

755
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 2: Weekend is just scary, Like he's just scary.

756
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: Something about him is scary speak you know what I

757
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: mean though, Like she's like dancing, moving, floating.

758
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 2: Like she's literally hitting all's hitting all the mark.

759
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, all of the people saying Beyonce's concert was stamonic,

760
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 3: you're very wrong. She had God behind her. I felt

761
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 3: this happiness and like this contentness and excitedness that a

762
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 3: demon could not get me.

763
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what we need, we need, like you know

764
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: when people need God. Yeah, that's what I would say.

765
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 2: Like when people talk about how they were just in

766
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 2: their lowest moment, they asked for a sign.

767
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 1: They got the sign, and now they believe it. God,

768
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: that's what we need. But that's.

769
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 3: I don't believe in Christianity. Fuck Christianity. I love you

770
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 3: if you are a Christian. But there is a God.

771
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 3: There is a God. It's probably a fucking alien fourteen

772
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: year old boy and wears a science experiment or some shit.

773
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 3: But like, there is some God. And what if God

774
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 3: literally is an inanimate object? Like what if God is

775
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 3: like antimatter like the.

776
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: Article God is a woman?

777
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 3: Way, No, that's impossible, because she would be in the kitchen,

778
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 3: wouldbe she did cook us.

779
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: She would be too emotional to like run the world.

780
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 3: Yeah up, God, she would blow it up like with

781
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 3: nukes and shit, she get on her period and have

782
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 3: a PMS attack and blow up the Well. Literally, you

783
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 3: can't let girls kim not be in power. Well, so

784
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about trying an insel, trying out being an insel.

785
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: You are, no, I'm voluntarily celibate, Yeah, involuntary celibate. I

786
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 3: think I'm gonna like really fuck myself up in a

787
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,760
Speaker 3: crazy way and like want sexually bad but like never

788
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 3: get it. Become an in.

789
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: Cell but I think you're just too attractive for that

790
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 1: to happen.

791
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 3: No, ye, keep going. Do you think I'm like attractive?

792
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 2: Like even if you made yourself like look ugly or something. Though,

793
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 2: I think if somebody met you, they would just be like, Wow,

794
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 2: I need to get to know him, and through all

795
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: that I can see.

796
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: That he's sexy.

797
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 3: You really think that? Yeah, No, I think I'm ugly.

798
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: Are you digging for compliments right now?

799
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 3: No? No, no, Yeah, you're right, I'm ugly.

800
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: I didn't say you're ugly. I said you were sexy.

801
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 5: Well, you know what's crazy is you're you're like least

802
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 5: liked era of yourself is my when I thought you

803
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 5: were the most attractive when you had like long hair

804
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,479
Speaker 5: in New York.

805
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: I think that was to me, you're like sexiest Ara.

806
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 3: My Conan Gray era.

807
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're I saw a video of Conan and Olivia

808
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,479
Speaker 2: and I was like, they are literally us.

809
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty one. Wait, I didn't send it to you,

810
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: but we'll insert it. Give me a second. Come on, guys,

811
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: I got a lot on this phone.

812
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: I hate that when you look up something on your

813
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 2: phone on your iPhone, like I look up TikTok, and

814
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 2: it shows me the first TikTok I ever saved.

815
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 3: On this Oh oh my god. Wait no, we need

816
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 3: to invent something called tittok, and it's TikTok for porn.

817
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: It's tits.

818
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 3: There's chick took, big fucking oiled up towerkin asses and

819
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 3: booties everywhere, and fucking takes.

820
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 2: There's already so many. But this is literally us in

821
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one. That's how your hair looked.

822
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 3: It literally is that she has longer hair.

823
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 2: I love Olivia, and one thing about me is I

824
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: love Olivia Rodrigo. I ride for her if I was out,

825
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 2: And this is a made up scenario because no one

826
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: in their right mind would ever like do this to

827
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,439
Speaker 2: this woman. But if I was out and I saw

828
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 2: somebody bullying Olivia Rodrigo, I beat the fuck out of

829
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: them and I would beat the fuck out of them,

830
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 2: and then I would pick her up like a little

831
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: princess and take her somewhere safe and be like, oh

832
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 2: my god, you're an angel, like I love you so much,

833
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: mind you. I don't know her personally, I literally don't

834
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: know her personally, but I stand for her so crazy,

835
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 2: like she genuinely is that girl Like I don't know,

836
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 2: I just write for her so crazy. And this is

837
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: coming from a notorious hater, especially of new musicians, because

838
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 2: I'm just evil and canniding and I'm a cunt and I'm.

839
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 3: Nineties and early two thousands music only.

840
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 2: But I love her so much. I think she's doing

841
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 2: everything so right. I stand her like I literally stand her.

842
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 2: I will never not watch content of her like.

843
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 3: And it's listening to I don't know what song.

844
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 2: It is, it's uh, I want to I wanna get

845
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: it back good.

846
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's been listening to that song on fucking

847
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 3: repeat like it was all that would play in the

848
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 3: car and repeat. Also that Agora Hills by Doge.

849
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: Dodgy Dog Cat Dog Cats.

850
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 3: Okay, I think DOJ is back, like I think she's back,

851
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 3: and I love her.

852
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 2: It's because no one can deny like music. Like if

853
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 2: you make good music, it really does. Just like cross

854
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 2: it turns says anything like you can try all that

855
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 2: demon ship all you want, bitch, but like people want

856
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: to hear that ship Like that.

857
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 3: Means cat to come on here, like I just went

858
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 3: do Cat is sitting next to you and like us talking.

859
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: She would actually sit on my lap or she would

860
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 2: be like glued to the fucking like a demon.

861
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something so gross, and I was like, right,

862
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: all right, these are these are real people, right, these

863
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: are real people, and that is harassment. Okay, wow yeah right.

864
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 3: No, but like literally painted tone red like I'm about

865
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 3: to paint steal that.

866
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the town. He said something annoying to me,

867
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna figgle your f.

868
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 3: What are you on about? You're crazy?

869
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 2: When he said something new to me as like I'm

870
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 2: gonna figure your butt, do you please?

871
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't give a fuck, Like I'm

872
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 3: into that type of ship. But doja cats stole paint

873
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 3: the town red from me and Joe side because we

874
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 3: painted the town pink and green. We painted a green green.

875
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 2: Saturday actually get a pison ship by some of the Beatles.

876
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 3: Stock Yeah, but yeah, finger my butt. I don't give

877
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 3: a fuck.

878
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 2: Oh.

879
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 3: But we did start a conversation that we never really

880
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 3: fully finished.

881
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: Which is the whole podcast ever, No, but not.

882
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 3: In this podcast, like a few days ago, but we

883
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 3: were talking about our siblings and like that generation in general,

884
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 3: and how like kids that age now like that grew

885
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: up from their conception with like a phone like iPad.

886
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 3: Babies that grew up with technol are like like smart

887
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 3: as fuck, but also like they have like literally like

888
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 3: statistically lower like reading in grade averages like teah, I

889
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 3: see a bunch of people, like teachers complaining about how

890
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 3: like their sixth graders are reading at a second grade

891
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 3: level and they're pandemic babies. It makes sense, like I'm

892
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 3: not faulting them for that, but like they are like

893
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 3: like my equivalent to being street smart is like being

894
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 3: Internet smart. They're like Internet smart, like in the same capacity,

895
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 3: Like they know how to navigate the Internet, they know

896
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 3: what's funny, they know how to make memes like all

897
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 3: that shit. It's to the point where like my nephew,

898
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 3: who is ten years old, literally looked at me as

899
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 3: a god, like he loved me. I loved him, like

900
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 3: we literally had like like it was amazing. And now

901
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 3: he's too cool for me, Like it always happens, but

902
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 3: he's too cool for me, and it will never not

903
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 3: fucking hurt, like literally it hurts so bad.

904
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: And you were saying the same thing about your siblings,

905
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 2: Like my little siblings are getting to that point where

906
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 2: I'm just like not that interesting to them. And it's

907
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 2: because we used to have this relationship with the younger

908
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 2: people in our family where they would look at us

909
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 2: and think, wow, these people have like places that we

910
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 2: grew up.

911
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: They have it together.

912
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 2: They're living such nice lives and they're making it for themselves.

913
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: They have a little bit of attention online and that

914
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 2: was like something to look at and be like, wow,

915
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 2: that's cool. But now they see everything all the time

916
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: on their phone, so it takes so much to make

917
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 2: their It literally is gonna be so hard for them

918
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 2: to get serotonin and like dopamine boost in real life

919
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 2: because they're so used to getting it on their phones.

920
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: And that's kind of what I like, like related to

921
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 2: my siblings.

922
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: Used to be so.

923
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 2: Satisfied with just leaving the house with me and going

924
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,959
Speaker 2: to fucking Target, and now that literally sounds so fucking

925
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 2: boring to them.

926
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 3: We went by the exact same thing.

927
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I mean, like it's like a it is

928
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 2: teenagers just not wanting to be around their family and

929
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: being like I'd rather be inside. But the difference is

930
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 2: now they're like, why would I leave the crib if

931
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 2: I can get literally all the human connection I can

932
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 2: get through my fucking iPhone, Like I don't need to

933
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 2: go out and like go roam around the mall because

934
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 2: I can roam around Amazon Prime.

935
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 3: Also, like uh Me and Kai have talked about this,

936
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 3: like but there's this idea that like their generation like

937
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 3: is gonna grow up using the Internet through avatars. I

938
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 3: think we've like talked about this before, but like it

939
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 3: like like so you and I are like cringey to them,

940
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 3: like they're they're like, why would you show your face

941
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 3: and use your real name on the Internet. That's fucking cringe.

942
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 3: You just use an avatar like everybody else, and we're

943
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 3: already seeing it with like v tubers and like yeah

944
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 3: all that shit like v streamers like they like get

945
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 3: more viewers than the most viewed people on YouTube and

946
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 3: twitch like and they're just fucking artificial, like AI, Like

947
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 3: I don't know, but that's like another thing I just

948
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 3: thought about. Like that's probably why we're caring you to

949
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 3: them subconsciously. And then also we have gone so fucking

950
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 3: far away from just consuming content normally, Like the introduction

951
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 3: of a fast forward button on TikTok, like a two

952
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 3: time speed button on TikTok makes sense. It makes sense,

953
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 3: but I don't fuck with it. But I was on

954
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 3: Netflix and you can change the speed of like movies

955
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,280
Speaker 3: and TV shows and shit and watch them in double speed,

956
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 3: which is fucking crazy. Like we can't even watch a

957
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 3: TV show in the time it's supposed to be watch.

958
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 2: You know what's fucked up is last night when we

959
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 2: were watching Love Is Blind. I almost was like, we

960
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 2: should just hit double speed for the first uninteresting episodes

961
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 2: and then get to it. I did. But O'Ryan was

962
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 2: talking about The Sopranos last night and how she has

963
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 2: a hard time watching the first season, and Christian was.

964
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: Say, skip it.

965
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 2: I almost made a comment and was like, I wish

966
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: you could just watch it in double speed, because you

967
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 2: should watch through the first season if you could just

968
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 2: get through it. I only have three episodes of The

969
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: Sopranos left. I know everybody is like, damn, bit, you've

970
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 2: been watching this ship for two years.

971
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 1: You don't know my business, so fuck you. Yeah, first

972
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: of all, and second of all, I'm savoring it.

973
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm being gang stocked. You've always thought that I'm

974
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 3: being gang stocked by my ops.

975
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: Oh, but I was thinking, you know what it is,

976
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 2: too is because kids see it as cringy because just

977
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 2: the idem perception of celebrityism has changed so much. We

978
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 2: grew up putting our face to things and stuff because

979
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: celebrityism used to be such a smaller bubble, so it

980
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 2: felt like you had to be fully present to be

981
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 2: a part of it. And now celebrityism has become so

982
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 2: large that people are just like, also, it's just become

983
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 2: larger than what celebrityism used to be. It used to

984
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 2: be like this is somebody is like like they were

985
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 2: a caricature or a character, and they weren't a personal being.

986
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 2: And then once celebrityism started blowing up, people were like,

987
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 2: I'm tired of seeing this too cool for everybody. I

988
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 2: want somebody who I really connect to. And then it

989
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 2: got too far where people were oversharing too much. And

990
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,280
Speaker 2: now the younger generation is like, you were literally exposing

991
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: yourself for capitalistic gains and you're suffering from it, and

992
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 2: we don't believe in that anymore, which I do think

993
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 2: is a step in the right direction.

994
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 3: So it's a good thing. Don't get me wrong. I

995
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 3: literally think that is a good thing. Like, yeah, I like,

996
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 3: although like I am happy where I'm at like my

997
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 3: life would be so I would be so much like

998
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 3: more baseline and like quote unquote normal if I didn't

999
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: grow up posting myself to the Yeah, young.

1000
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 2: People just shouldn't be posting themselves in general, because you're

1001
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 2: going through such a tumultuous change period in your life

1002
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: to be posting that. I've always had this problem too

1003
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 2: with oversharing on the internet. I think I've said it

1004
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: here before. I understand that there is a double edged sword.

1005
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 2: There's some good parts, there are some bad parts of it,

1006
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 2: but I've always felt it was unhealthy. Like get ready

1007
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 2: with me to go break up with my boyfriend. Imagine

1008
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 2: being the fucking partner in those like imagine being on

1009
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 2: TikTok in seeing your partner being like, get ready with

1010
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 2: me to go break up with my significant other.

1011
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 3: Get ready with me to go to my grandma's funeral.

1012
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, get ready with me to go and pull the

1013
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: plug on my mother? Like what are we talking about?

1014
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: This is such a traumatic you need to be dealing

1015
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: with it offline and then you could come back once

1016
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: you've grown and gone through it.

1017
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 3: But we need to get ready with me to get

1018
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 3: ready with me to work?

1019
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say people are lacking empathy

1020
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 2: in their personal lives, so then they have to go

1021
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 2: to the internet to find it. But the problem with

1022
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: that is then you open the door to so many evil, fucking,

1023
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 2: conniving content on the Internet who use it to be

1024
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 2: awful and shaming and judgmental and whatever.

1025
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: That's a whole other thing, but I do agree we

1026
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: need to do.

1027
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 2: Get ready with me to go to the torquathon, get

1028
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 2: ready with me to finger my buck, get ready with

1029
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 2: me to fuck your mom.

1030
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, so, you know how there's like

1031
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 3: wet t shirt contests, like oh, like I'm gonna spray

1032
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 3: you with the water gun and your shirt's wet and

1033
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 3: you can see through it. Oh my god, you're like

1034
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 3: so hot. I'm over that shit, bro.

1035
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: I need how many have you gone to that You're

1036
00:48:58,800 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: over it?

1037
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 3: Like I can count on two hands. What I need

1038
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 3: is the wet head like wet brain contests where you

1039
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 3: spray women with knowledge and books and throw books at them.

1040
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like stoning but with books.

1041
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, And it's just like it's like, oh,

1042
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 3: your mind is so wet and juicy, Like I love

1043
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 3: the way you.

1044
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me figure your There's definitely a picture somewhere

1045
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: of somebody like fingering.

1046
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 3: Oh there's that was like one of the ogs I

1047
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 3: posted on my meme account, like let me finger your

1048
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 3: brain instead something fell behind you. I just don't want

1049
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 3: it to like.

1050
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 1: Step my phone.

1051
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 3: Okay, so I have.

1052
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: Let's do one more topic.

1053
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I have one.

1054
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: If you can't find one, I.

1055
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 3: Have a bunch. I'm just trying to pick up You're

1056
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 3: pick me. Okay. So one thing that is gonna make

1057
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 3: me cry without fail every time is someone getting the

1058
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 3: golden buzzer on American Idol, like or whatever America's got talent,

1059
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:08,839
Speaker 3: Like one thing.

1060
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you mean though, like somebody who obviously,

1061
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 2: like isn't a popular person at school or in their

1062
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 2: like day to day life.

1063
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 3: Yes, and is a.

1064
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 2: Little awkward, but they're on that stage seeing their fucking

1065
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 2: head off.

1066
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.

1067
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 2: It's probably also one of the most validating feelings ever.

1068
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 2: But then it's also probably one of the worst things ever, because.

1069
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: How do you match that moment you life?

1070
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:38,919
Speaker 3: How do you break beyond American Idol like nobody does? Can't?

1071
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't, especially anymore, Like I'm always so shocked

1072
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: when those shows are still a thing, because I'm like,

1073
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 2: who are the people who are winning? Because I've never

1074
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: been like.

1075
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, no, Kelly Clarkson.

1076
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey, Mariah Carey was far beyond them

1077
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 2: before that.

1078
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 1: I oh, you know Mariah Carey, My god, well, I

1079
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: didn't know she was indeed like that, Oh I got.

1080
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 2: I asked my little sister, who just turned from if

1081
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 2: she knew Mariah Carey songs, and she said she didn't,

1082
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 2: and her and her friend were like, we don't listen

1083
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 2: to fucking Mariah Carey. And I was like, and I

1084
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 2: started playing it and I was like, does this sound

1085
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 2: old too? And she's like, yeah, this sounds really old?

1086
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 3: Whoa will we Scar? She's old as fuck?

1087
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: Like they don't listen to Michael Jackson either.

1088
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 3: I get that one. But I did have that same

1089
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 3: thought where I was like, damn, like we're starting to

1090
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 3: like Drake is gonna be vintage soon?

1091
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: Like that's weird if he like actually fucking shuts up,

1092
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: which she.

1093
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 3: Should vintage Drake. I feel like I should talk about

1094
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 3: this because it's not gonna be relevant relevant next week.

1095
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 3: So Taylor Swift is seeing someone new and.

1096
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: She has it. She hasn't she.

1097
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, she doesn't fucking apologize and I'm.

1098
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is, how does that still hurt?

1099
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 3: Not her? I'm not hurt. I just said I was

1100
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 3: not hurt. But it's weird seeing a person you loved

1101
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 3: and love and have love for be with someone else.

1102
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 2: Like it's so, why do you still have a thing

1103
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: for her when y'all were like together, when you were

1104
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 2: like sixteen.

1105
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 3: I guess she wrote a song about now. Yeah, she

1106
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 3: wrote a song about me. Yeah, she wrote Drew looks

1107
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 3: at me like.

1108
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 2: She just stop the fucking epidemic that's unraveling online that

1109
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 2: y'all are going on tiktoks with let the light in

1110
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 2: and commenting Drew let the.

1111
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: Light in, let her the light.

1112
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 3: No, I think she said, and you, Drew, you drove. No.

1113
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 3: I do think she actually said drew the light in

1114
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 3: in that video, but it sounds like she's saying let

1115
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 3: the light in. But it could be like that Dreen

1116
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 3: Needle Laurel.

1117
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1118
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: No, I think she says let the light in, and

1119
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: people someone just calment to that.

1120
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 3: We listen to it because I swear to God, I

1121
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 3: heard drew the light in first before you send down.

1122
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, Like, there's so many people in

1123
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 3: on this joke. By I will say, although it hurts,

1124
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 3: I'm happy for Taylor because she is dating one of

1125
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 3: the hottest people I've ever seen in my entire life.

1126
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey, if you're listening to this, also your brother, No, literally,

1127
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 3: your older brother, Travis. I think it's Jason Kelsey. I

1128
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 3: don't know his name. Let me look, ok at Elsie

1129
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 3: e brothers.

1130
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: Uh oh, it.

1131
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 3: Literally is Jason. Holy shit, Jason, Jason Kelsey. Call me.

1132
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 3: I'm dead serious.

1133
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 2: Call me.

1134
00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 3: We have some things to talk about, and I want you.

1135
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 1: Sorry.

1136
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 3: I'm like less than Travis. Travis is ugly compared to Jason.

1137
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 3: I'm dead fucking serious.

1138
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: No, I can't.

1139
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 3: You'll agree, You'll literally agree. Let me see. Look this

1140
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 3: fucking lineup, bro.

1141
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: Let alone, excuse me. I just can't tell.

1142
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 3: We need to get to the bottom of this. Let

1143
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 3: us let us know if you somehow hear this, let

1144
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 3: us know. What's their name?

1145
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: Haley?

1146
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 3: Haley?

1147
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 1: Doja cat's pinky toe?

1148
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 2: Oh?

1149
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: My trust, my trust hurts. Don't play with me. He's disgusting,

1150
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: he's fine.

1151
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 3: That's the one. Taylor's yeah, he's fine.

1152
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1153
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 3: So I mean, honestly, like either one like hit me up,

1154
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 3: like fuck you Taylor because she's left. She broke my

1155
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 3: heart and then she took my eye like I've had

1156
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 3: a fucking Also, why did Taylor put Travis Kelsey on

1157
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 3: the map because he was not like any good?

1158
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go in to me.

1159
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 3: Let's go too, let's go.

1160
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: I want to be where you are, Marvin Gay. Ok Wait,

1161
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: that's weird, Marvin Drew.

1162
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 3: It's Marvin Oh, okay, I want to.

1163
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: Be where you are Marvin Drew.

1164
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 3: I never realized that was his Wow.

1165
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: See you later.

1166
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 2: I'm gone by Robert Lester Folsom and Agora Hill's Dogie Cat.

1167
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 1: And that's it. Honestly.

1168
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 3: My media is Love Is Blind season five. Love Is

1169
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 3: Blind is a terrible fucking show. You cannot convince me otherwise,

1170
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 3: But season five that's good TV. I love this.

1171
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna start it when we.

1172
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 3: Episode. It's so fucking messy and like drama, and like

1173
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 3: all of the other ones are like happy, like I

1174
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 3: don't want to see people fall in love, like I

1175
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 3: don't want to see that, like I need drama. I

1176
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 3: need like filth, I need anger, I need like lying,

1177
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 3: I need fucking conniving, like I just need it all

1178
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 3: and that's all you get from my.

1179
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: Maybe mine is also all about my mother. Such a

1180
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 1: good movie.

1181
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 2: I love Pedro, Amoldlobar and Hands Maiden, which I watched

1182
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 2: on a plane, And.

1183
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: Don't watch that on a plane. It's like it's literally

1184
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 1: like watching like Broke Back Mountain on a plane. Remember

1185
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: when that was just like on the plane, like they

1186
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: were crazy.

1187
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 3: I watched it like thirty six times when I was

1188
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 3: telling oh.

1189
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: I still have been seen Broke Back Mountain. I just

1190
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: know that their sex. I'm about to ship myself.

1191
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna lie. Okay, well, I still have

1192
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: to do Drew Sye up Corner. You've already left once.

1193
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:50,479
Speaker 3: You should have shot it when you had to do that. Okay, Okay,

1194
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 3: we're doing Drew Sye up Corner.

1195
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, okay.

1196
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 3: Myself, Okay, h five nights at Freddy's. Nah, you need

1197
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 3: five nights with some bitches.

1198
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 2: Sis.

1199
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 3: Stop smelling his dick to see if he got pussy.

1200
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 3: It's twenty nineteen. Oh wait, it's twenty twenty three. You

1201
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 3: got to turn him over and smell his ass to

1202
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 3: see if he got dick. Weird shit turns me off, Like,

1203
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 3: why are you following Instagram on Instagram.

1204
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: Instagram having a cow?

1205
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,439
Speaker 3: Yes, they posted me and they haven't verified you. Yeah,

1206
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 3: they and they still haven't fucking verified me. I don't

1207
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 3: even want that blue check. That shit's bullshit. Anyways. I

1208
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck about the blue check.

1209
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: My blue chuck got it for.

1210
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 3: So long, Okay, Like I don't even want it. So like,

1211
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're saying. Enya's vagina is not

1212
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 3: a kitty. That shit, How did I say it? How

1213
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 3: do I say this? Inya's vagina is not a kitty.

1214
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 3: That shit is not purring. That's a chainsaw and it's

1215
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 3: revving up.

1216
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we were in the car and I was

1217
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,439
Speaker 2: talking about how sexy my bet was and I was like, bitch,

1218
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 2: my fucking pussy was weriving like a VA engine.

1219
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: Like I was like, oh, I was not talking about

1220
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: the bat.

1221
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 3: Never mind, Hey boy, he listens. Just because I cheated

1222
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 3: on you doesn't mean you got to cheat on me back.

1223
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 3: Be a leader, not a follower. Okay, one more. This

1224
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 3: one's a flop and I know it but I'm just

1225
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 3: gonna give.

1226
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: It to you anyone when the first one wasn't a flop.

1227
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 3: The first one fucking ate down. What are you talking about?

1228
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 3: I got people quote that shit for life.

1229
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: Now.

1230
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 3: Old people give you five dollars and say, grandson, get

1231
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 3: a girl, get a special girl a lemonade. No, Grandma,

1232
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 3: these girls want perks. Give me forty dollars.

1233
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: A perk is only forty dollars.

1234
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 3: It's like one high for like four hours. And some

1235
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 3: people have to buy like eight a day.

1236
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: That's ten dollars an hour.

1237
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 3: When I was down tremendous a bit, I'm not getting

1238
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 3: into that.

1239
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do that.

1240
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 3: Wait, should I give them one song? I'll give them

1241
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 3: one song, and one song only is money time, motherfuckers

1242
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 3: all around me, Clouds up Air Olson, Boards of Canada.

1243
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 3: I've just been boards, and when I go off to Texas,

1244
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 3: I just to love Boards of Canada like it's so bad,

1245
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 3: make love Daft Punk Aquarius, Boards of Canada. I want

1246
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 3: Dave and Cowboy Boards of Canada. Riverman Nick Drake, Oh sweep, Well.

1247
00:59:33,360 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for watching three