WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Eric the Virgin

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. The girl on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date Update today had some very nice things to

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<v Speaker 1>say about the guy that she went out with. In

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<v Speaker 1>her email, she said he's different than the normal dudes

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<v Speaker 1>she usually dates. He's kind of shy, kind of nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>and not that good looking. What. Yeah, Lisa, that's really

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<v Speaker 1>nice stuff to say about your dates. I mean, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never heard such a rave review about somebody. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I meant to say, he's not like the classic like

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<v Speaker 1>beefcake dudes that I've gone out with, Like he's cute,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's not. Yeah, like that, Lisa, you phrase that

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<v Speaker 1>he's not that good looking? Okay, Well, I mean he's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he's cute, Like when do you know him? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I got you in a bad spot right now, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 1>We just can we just move on to the second

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<v Speaker 1>date update? Sure? Hey, I'm not the one that called

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<v Speaker 1>him ugly, you are? I never called him ugly? Where

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<v Speaker 1>did you meet this stunner. We met online and the

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<v Speaker 1>profile looked great, but you never know, you know, so

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<v Speaker 1>we decided to meet at a restaurant and he had

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<v Speaker 1>actually gotten Clay tickets to go to see, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>to see some live theater that which I thought was

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<v Speaker 1>really cool. So we met at the restaurant. Everything was cool,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he was nice and he was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>shy but quick though, before we get into your date,

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<v Speaker 1>how does it feel to be blown off by a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who's not that good looking? Bother you, Lisa, I

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<v Speaker 1>will never live that one down. So you guys went

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<v Speaker 1>out to the play. How'd that go? It was great?

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<v Speaker 1>He actually held my hand, which was nice. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a nice little touch. No pennant tended, so I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's really nice. He wasn't too like forward or

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<v Speaker 1>it was just very gentle and sweet. You were attracted

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<v Speaker 1>to him, though, even though you say he's not that

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<v Speaker 1>good looking. Yeah, for sure. I mean he's taller, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like tall guys, so he's got that going for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Tall Okay, So I mean you obviously were able to

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<v Speaker 1>look past the fact that he's not the normal meadhead

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<v Speaker 1>type guy that you usually go out with. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna with some guys who are just like like

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<v Speaker 1>they don't even know what holding the door is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like it like doesn't even occur to them. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was very you had that like very chivalrous sort of

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<v Speaker 1>put you first kind of attitude or I liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, he seemed interested in you. If if he

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<v Speaker 1>held your hand, yeah for sure. What happened at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the day. Did he try to kiss you

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<v Speaker 1>or anything? Yeah, Like after we went to the theater

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<v Speaker 1>and we were kind of like hanging out and we

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<v Speaker 1>were having a good time, so he asked if I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to come back to the part, and we were

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<v Speaker 1>like I was thinking my head, like sure, let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>see where this goes. And while we were there and

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<v Speaker 1>we were drinking wine and he was like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>talking and opening up a little bit and he um

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<v Speaker 1>revealed something that was a little shocking to me, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was okay. Um he told me that he was

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<v Speaker 1>a virgin. Oh really, that would see that would have

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<v Speaker 1>made me want to leave right there, because virgins are

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<v Speaker 1>the worst they are. I mean, it was okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>was okay, And I guess the second part of the

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<v Speaker 1>story is um, he is no longer a virgin a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, I mean we has a wine. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so right. So and you were like, let me show

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<v Speaker 1>you how it's done. I'm I'm an expert. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you let mama teach you. I definitely wasn't my plan.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of wine in you, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>were like, yeah, let's do this. It's kind of just

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<v Speaker 1>the way it happened. Yeah, So how did he act

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<v Speaker 1>after that? I mean, that's a that's a huge deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially how old is he? Well, I'm twenty seven, he's

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six. Twenty six, okay, so twenty six year old

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<v Speaker 1>virgin and you took his virginity. How did he act

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<v Speaker 1>after that? I mean, other than they're thanking you profusely,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I would have been doing. Everything was fine,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was like great, and he was very sweet

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<v Speaker 1>and like to me, like a good morning kiss because

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<v Speaker 1>I spent a night and yeah, you know, I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well i'll talk to you soon, and we texted for

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<v Speaker 1>a few days and then like I don't know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of one of those things that like seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to happen, he just kind of stopped it. So he

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of dropped off the face of the earth. Huh. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I ask you, do you know why he was waiting

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<v Speaker 1>so long? He didn't really say the only thing that

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<v Speaker 1>he mentioned was that, like you just had never clicked

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<v Speaker 1>with him with someone, and he had never really taken

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<v Speaker 1>tick in the plane. Okay, so he decided to do

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<v Speaker 1>it with you. Did your buns feel pretty special about that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So why do you think he's not calling you back then?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, our conversation seemed to be

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<v Speaker 1>like perfectly normal and like you know, like flirty, and

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<v Speaker 1>it almost was like we were going to go out again.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when it came to like planning our second

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<v Speaker 1>day that it was just like no resun and there

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<v Speaker 1>was nothing weird that you can think of, not beside

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that it was Liken took his virginity. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's a big one. I mean, other than ruining

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<v Speaker 1>his innocence. Is there anything else that happened? No, not

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<v Speaker 1>that I remember. Weel like, I mean, I would have

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<v Speaker 1>just been so self conscious going into it, like are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure you okay this? Are you positive that this

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<v Speaker 1>is what you want to happen? No? I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's time. You're twenty six years old. You've way past

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<v Speaker 1>the marker on that. I've got to take care of

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<v Speaker 1>this for you. Let me help you out here. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll play a song, come back, call him and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. All right, Okay, thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hang on rooking Jubil in the morning. Second,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm going to title today's second date update

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<v Speaker 1>the Curious Case of the Ugly Virgin's crooking Jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, because Lisa is on the phone with us,

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<v Speaker 1>and she described the guy that she wants us to

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<v Speaker 1>call today in her email to us as kind of shy,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of nervous and not that good looking. Isn't that right? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know why I'm doing this, because you

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<v Speaker 1>want to get hold of him. And I called him

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<v Speaker 1>a virgin because Lisa took his virginity on their first date.

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<v Speaker 1>So it is the curious case of the ugly Virgin.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is he not calling Lisa back? Lisa, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>to keep harping on all this stuff. It's just funny

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<v Speaker 1>to me, and it's even more funny to me that

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<v Speaker 1>now your business is out there for the world. To hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Glad you have made your morning. All right, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>dowe the phone number right now and see why he's

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<v Speaker 1>not getting back to you. Okay, excellent, here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>curious case. I'm gonna write that children's book, Lisa in

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<v Speaker 1>your honor? Hello, how can I speak to Eric? Please? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Eric, Eric. How are you? This is Jewil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Oho? Oh? Sorry? Who

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. You're okay? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just its confused. Sorry. Oh no, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you guys? It's a morning radio show. Oh okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Ever hear of it? Um? Nah? No, okay, listen. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to take a few seconds of your time because

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email from one of our listeners about you.

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<v Speaker 1>About me. It's a girl that you realy went out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with. Wait where Yeah, you recently went

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with a girl named Lisa, and

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<v Speaker 1>since your date you haven't been calling her back. So

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<v Speaker 1>she emailed us and asked if we could get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone to find out if she did something wrong. Really. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a segment we do on our show called the

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Update. Oh, gosh, do you mind talking to

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<v Speaker 1>us for a second about your date? Nah? Really, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really feel comfortable. I know you might not feel comfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>but she really is curious. She thinks she did something wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It would help us at least put her mind at

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<v Speaker 1>ease if she could know, like, hey, I'm just not

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<v Speaker 1>really into her or whatever. You know, why didn't she

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<v Speaker 1>just call me? She says, she's been trying to call you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you haven't been getting back to her. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me ask you a question. Okay. She

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<v Speaker 1>told us about your date. She told us how you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went to the theater and back to your place

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<v Speaker 1>and then whatever happened she told you that. Yes, oh god, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>are you okay? Man? You don't feel comfortable with you

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<v Speaker 1>guys knowing all of that. Well, it's not like she

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<v Speaker 1>told us. It's not like she told us she took

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<v Speaker 1>your virginity or anything. Yeah. Ok, she told us. She

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<v Speaker 1>told us all about your date and how she takes

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<v Speaker 1>your virginity, and she thinks that's why you're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>her back. Is that true? Oh my god, she only

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<v Speaker 1>had really good things to say. Oh yeah, it's true.

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<v Speaker 1>She took my virginity. Oh so is that it? Is?

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<v Speaker 1>It just uncomfortable now and you don't want to see

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<v Speaker 1>her again? Kevin was talking about this on the radio. Um, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>what was that say that? Against? It is the virginity thing?

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<v Speaker 1>The reason that you're not calling her back? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of uncomfortable now? You don't want to see

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<v Speaker 1>her again? No? Not really, I'm uncomfortable with seeing her again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just I don't want to come off like a

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<v Speaker 1>bad guy or a bad person. Like a bad person. Yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let me ask you a question. Did you lie about

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<v Speaker 1>being a virgin in order to like Oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my mom told me never to lie. So you

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<v Speaker 1>were a virgin? Yes, I was a virgin. Okay, why

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<v Speaker 1>would we think you're a bad person? Then? Well she did,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, did me a favor, and, like we all,

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<v Speaker 1>she took my virtinity. It was awesome. But well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like I'm new to this now, and I've been

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<v Speaker 1>in relationships, but obviously I haven't had sex anyone, and

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<v Speaker 1>the relationships have gone along. However, now that I've actually

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<v Speaker 1>had sex, I'm just like, what the how have I

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<v Speaker 1>been doing? I don't want to, you know, explore with

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<v Speaker 1>some more. Now, do you want to explore some more? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not calling her back? Let me see if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm understanding you correctly. You're not calling her back because

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<v Speaker 1>you got a taste of sex, and now you want

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<v Speaker 1>to have it with everybody. Not everybody, but she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of opened my eyes and now I just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>want to try it with a lot of people. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, and so you don't want to call her

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<v Speaker 1>back because you don't want to be like exclusive to

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<v Speaker 1>just dating her. Now, exactly, have you already slept with

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<v Speaker 1>other people since your date with her? No? Boy, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I already went tanning to go out on another day.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say? You already? What? I went tanning? You?

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<v Speaker 1>Hann you tanning? Yeah? Okay? What is is that? Like? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>In preparation to me, I'm like, now, yeah, now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>preparing my body to have sex with other people. I shave, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a new haircut. Okay, Well let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you this, swords men, you got any dates lined up?

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<v Speaker 1>I have one tomorrow night, and I'm really excited about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see how it go. Yeah too, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really interested. So basically, she was like a crack

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<v Speaker 1>dealer who gave you your first hit and now you're addicted. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do drugs, if that's what you're implying. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not implying that at all. Eric, Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>being honest with us. I appreciate it. Good luck in

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<v Speaker 1>your quest. Thanks, you're welcome. I do have to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know, though, before we get you off the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>that Lisa is actually on the other line and she's

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<v Speaker 1>been listening to this conversation. Yeah. I've been on the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. I've listened to everything you've said, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly shallow. Let me just say that, like I did

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<v Speaker 1>this for you. I felt like I was like opening

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<v Speaker 1>you up and now you're supposed to be special, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you just like go and you're like you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go, like run around in the streets and like

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<v Speaker 1>taste every piece of candy you can. It's so disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on. I didn't know if she was on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. I know, Eric, I'm sorry to do that

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<v Speaker 1>to you. You lie to me, I know, I'm sorry, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to lie to you, But don't you

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<v Speaker 1>don't you want to just tell Lisa yourself, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for what you did for me. Now I'm onto

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<v Speaker 1>the next one. He doesn't necessity. I mean, he's already

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<v Speaker 1>said everything that he needed to say. I heard everything

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<v Speaker 1>that I needed to hear, and he totally used me.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't use you. I didn't mean for that to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>It just happened that night. It was a neutral agreement,

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<v Speaker 1>mutual agreement, we signed a contract or something. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing you a favor. You realize this if

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<v Speaker 1>you were a twenty six year old virgin when you

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<v Speaker 1>met me. I mean, yeah, I was a twenty six

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<v Speaker 1>year old version. I'm not that anymore. Oh, Lisa, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't really feel used by this guy. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>actually thought he was nice, like I made exceptions for him,

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<v Speaker 1>like really honestly, not like a guy that I would

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<v Speaker 1>normally go out with. But then we had a connection,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, and now I just feel like gross. It

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<v Speaker 1>really actually does feel old, pretty gross. He still sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a nice guy. Eric, you sound like a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a nice guy. You have to understand from

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<v Speaker 1>my point of view, and you can't blame him. I mean, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 1>you've had some experience. I'm sure that you're really happy

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<v Speaker 1>that you've had all those experiences, right, he's got to

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<v Speaker 1>make up for lost time. Well yeah, I mean yes, soo.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know it's like you have someone on lockdown, like, okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do this, Like doesn't he think he needs a

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<v Speaker 1>little more practice before he goes out in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>And like, you know, if it's like your second time

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<v Speaker 1>to ever have sex, one's gonna wonder if you're really

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<v Speaker 1>that bad in bed? How are you saying you want

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<v Speaker 1>to practice with me some more? Because I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>I totally will. That leads me to my next question.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess Eric, would you like to go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date with Lisa? We will pay for it. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will go out on any other date so

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<v Speaker 1>I get some more fun. No. No, he doesn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to he doesn't get to turn me down. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not asking anymore. Oh my gosh. Hey, we can hook

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<v Speaker 1>up from time to time. We just can't be exclusive.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not asking you for that. I mean no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying no, So don't act like you're like doing me

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<v Speaker 1>favors now because I'm good. I'm telling you I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>No to looking up or no it's being exclusive. What

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<v Speaker 1>is your do? Like you I we have this thing

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<v Speaker 1>and you're a normal guy, and then all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden you're gonna go out and like slay all these ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's gonna just like fred your seat all over

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<v Speaker 1>the world, like you were shy, like you wouldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>hardly talk to me. Lisa, I'd take it as a compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously whatever you do is really good. Crazed, Yes, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 1>it was really good. Broken Jupil in the morning,