Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency inter Com.
Speaker 2: Who was having his first end of the day on camera.
Speaker 2: What can I actually have one? I'm starting this gym?
Speaker 1: Then, okay, then give me a fucking me when you
Speaker 1: took my car to get that, give me a goddamn
Speaker 1: hot cheeto, or you owe me six dollars in gas.
Speaker 2: Dad. I'm gonna be so fucking mean to you, fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? All right, I don't care.
Speaker 1: If we haven't said any thing, because you want to
Speaker 1: go a toxica there you're literally immediately gaslighting.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: That's not gaslighting. That was toxic.
Speaker 2: What was toxic?
Speaker 3: Is you like you're putting the bag? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, the two white ugly on earth trying to go
Speaker 2: on camera? What's sad is that?
Speaker 1: Like, not only are y'all white, but you're ugly and right,
Speaker 1: like y'all don't even get like y'all got a double
Speaker 1: hit from God.
Speaker 3: You man, you man, you man. Welcome to this episode
Speaker 3: of Emergency Intercom. I have wet jeans because I went
Speaker 3: out in the rain and they go over the bottom
Speaker 3: of my ship.
Speaker 2: It's the best day ever because it's raining.
Speaker 3: Out rained all day to day. It was magical. I
Speaker 3: don't think I've ever gotten as much work done in
Speaker 3: my entire life than I did today.
Speaker 2: You completed one task.
Speaker 3: No, I edited an entire video, filmed the brand deal,
Speaker 3: and now I'm doing a podcast.
Speaker 1: Like you can't separate the video and the brand new bran.
Speaker 3: Also, when Boss Slim went out and got a Slim
Speaker 3: gem and so this is not my first meal to day,
Speaker 3: I do not let and you lie to you people?
Speaker 2: What was your first meal?
Speaker 3: I had in and out? I had a cheeseburger from
Speaker 3: In and Out, a cheese burger.
Speaker 2: I just both cot you all over the floor.
Speaker 4: By the way, you.
Speaker 3: Better clean it because this is going to get it
Speaker 3: and get caffeine poisoning.
Speaker 2: That's not how that works.
Speaker 3: Well, let's just get into this episode. Okay. The first
Speaker 3: thing I want to talk about is how sexy I
Speaker 3: actually have become. And it's not a joke anymore because
Speaker 3: it's leaking into my real life. It's not just imaginary
Speaker 3: comments online. It's people just comment, Drew, You're so sexy,
Speaker 3: which I appreciate. I appreciate all the comments tell me
Speaker 3: how fucking sexy hot I am because it does fuel
Speaker 3: me and it does make me feel good about myself
Speaker 3: and it does make me want to take care of myself.
Speaker 2: That's usually what compliments do.
Speaker 3: But it's leaking into my real life. So listen to this.
Speaker 3: Let me paint the scene.
Speaker 1: And also before this goes, I just want to say, you,
Speaker 1: like fully ignore the fact that people see you and
Speaker 1: they go, oh, you look rugged now, and then they
Speaker 1: go into complimenting, but it's usually like they get taken
Speaker 1: off rugged.
Speaker 3: Rugged is sexy to me? I guess yeah, No, I
Speaker 3: bring back manly men, like I've been saying it the
Speaker 3: entire time. One person said that to me and then
Speaker 3: I got kissed on the cheat because I had a
Speaker 3: beard at that party. So let's not ignore that. Let's
Speaker 3: not ignore it, but it's leaking into my real life.
Speaker 3: Um So let me paint the scene for you. It's Enya,
Speaker 3: Elsie Alisa in Jester. They go out, have like a
Speaker 3: nice little dindin together. They treat themselves, they they have
Speaker 3: a casual conversation. I don't know what went on at
Speaker 3: the dinner because I wasn't invited.
Speaker 2: Because you're not a girl, bitch.
Speaker 3: Okay, how do you know that?
Speaker 1: Because you literally just said bring back menley men and
Speaker 1: I'm doing it there.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, they they come home. I shower, I bathe,
Speaker 3: I do my thing, I get ready for beds.
Speaker 2: The story it does.
Speaker 3: It does. I'm painting a scene and so like, my
Speaker 3: body is glistening. It's glistening. I'm in my bedroom in
Speaker 3: bed and I put on my gray sweatpants because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: i want to sleep in my sweatpants tonight. And I'm
Speaker 3: not wearing your shirt. I'm not wearing your shirt. Okay.
Speaker 3: So they get home and I hear them chatting it up,
Speaker 3: and then I'm like, oh, like, i want to go
Speaker 3: hear the conversation. I'm gonna go say what's up? Because
Speaker 3: I didn't say hi to everybody before they left.
Speaker 1: You hear me in the kitchen talking shit about Oh,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that.
Speaker 2: I'm saying the same shit.
Speaker 3: We'll get into that.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about that.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, the conversation he actually walked in was
Speaker 1: literally a conversation I had three times that week.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Literally, But we they're all chatting in the kitchen
Speaker 3: and so I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go say what's up.
Speaker 3: So I walk into the kitchen and I'm shirtless in
Speaker 3: my gray sweatpants, and everybody in the kitchen takes a
Speaker 3: look at me. They look me up and down, and
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Do you care about your job?
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about my job. I don't
Speaker 3: give does Kay care about his job? Because he hasn't
Speaker 3: said anything about it, so maybe you're the only one
Speaker 3: hearing it.
Speaker 4: I was waiting for you to finish your grace sweatpants story.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I walk in and the room falls silent.
Speaker 3: It's actually crazy. The room falls silent. Everybody these head
Speaker 3: whips to me and they see.
Speaker 2: My happens when a person enters my glistening.
Speaker 3: Toned body, like freshly green body, hair, like I look good,
Speaker 3: I look sexy, I look hot, like I'm serving. And
Speaker 3: Alisa is like almost like caught off guard by how
Speaker 3: sexy I am. And she's like, in mid conversation, she's like, due,
Speaker 3: you look good. You look really good right now. And
Speaker 3: then jesture, they're like, what does Yester say? What do
Speaker 3: they say?
Speaker 1: They jokingly turn their head and they go, I've never.
Speaker 2: Seen this side of you.
Speaker 3: They've never seen this side.
Speaker 2: Of it, which that could mean a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Elsie stays silent. She doesn't have anything to say, but
Speaker 3: she does look at me up and down.
Speaker 2: And also I said, like you okay, I keep ye.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that I was gray sweatpants challenging because
Speaker 3: I don't know if that was the case.
Speaker 1: We cannot see your bolt to know if that's what
Speaker 1: you're asking. I was gonna say, your bulge is not
Speaker 1: big enough to slide.
Speaker 3: Bulge. Let me tell you about my bulge. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: It is perfect.
Speaker 2: Your bulge is not bouldering though.
Speaker 3: I have a perfect But yeah, I'm sexy, and it's
Speaker 3: leaking into my real life and scene. It's not a scene,
Speaker 3: it's real. It's real.
Speaker 1: So okay, Well I'm gathering from this is you You
Speaker 1: were coming into the age where people are giving you
Speaker 1: compliments to your face and you have no idea how
Speaker 1: to act.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I literally have a job where I speak
Speaker 3: for an hour and I have to fill it. So
Speaker 3: if people call me sexy, I'm going to tell the world. Romel,
Speaker 3: are you.
Speaker 2: Just gonna name off everyone who's called you sexy recently?
Speaker 2: Because the list is pretty sure.
Speaker 1: I was saving this because this is something I've needed
Speaker 1: to say publicly for a long time. And I didn't
Speaker 1: want to say in the first like four minutes of
Speaker 1: the podcast because I didn't want us to get demonetized again.
Speaker 2: But I think I'm going to like pursue this goal
Speaker 2: of mine.
Speaker 1: It's usually like when I think about my future, I
Speaker 1: have a hard time like visualizing what goals I really
Speaker 1: need to hit. And I think one of them that
Speaker 1: I'm really considering is I think I want to be
Speaker 1: the first woman to put someone in the hospital.
Speaker 2: Be ahead. So I am working on that.
Speaker 1: I feel like it like it might not be as
Speaker 1: challenging as I think, but I do want to like
Speaker 1: just prep for it and like, no, you're my victim.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're the victim. You know I'm down. But yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, the way I thought about that job is, I mean,
Speaker 1: the way I thought about that joke is literally we
Speaker 1: were standing on the sidewalk and Mason mentions sing Johnny Knoxville,
Speaker 1: and I said that I want to give him such
Speaker 1: vicious head that it puts his old ass in the hospital,
Speaker 1: and I mean.
Speaker 2: It, Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm done actualizing Johnny Knoxville. Because I don't actually want
Speaker 1: to have sex with him. I do want a selfie
Speaker 1: with him, So it's a pretty big jump back from giving.
Speaker 2: I didn't put him in the hospital. But really, all
Speaker 2: I want is selfie. You just have to shoot high.
Speaker 1: It's like when you're bribing someone, you have to shoot
Speaker 1: really high because you know they'll take it down to
Speaker 1: the number you actually want.
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm doing with Johnny Knoxville.
Speaker 3: Yeah, set your expectations low, but also high, so when
Speaker 3: they don't reach your expectations, they're already low.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's like, whichever one I get, I'm getting something good.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: Would you like to read some of your notes that
Speaker 1: you've been saving, because you've come up to me all
Speaker 1: week and you are about to say something and then
Speaker 1: you take it back.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I almost kill the dog. I fully almost
Speaker 3: killed today, No at Target. Literally I almost killed the
Speaker 3: dog at Target. I was grabbing Lacroix's. Literally, every fucking
Speaker 3: person who came over last night drank like six of
Speaker 3: my fucking Lacroix drank half of them, left them out
Speaker 3: to rot, and now I have no more Lacroix. And
Speaker 3: I bought those for me and only me and everybody drinks.
Speaker 2: That's how I feel about my groceries.
Speaker 1: All the time, But you know, I don't say anything
Speaker 1: about it because I'm a gracious woman and it's my
Speaker 1: job to be a caregiver to some extent, and I
Speaker 1: just care for my.
Speaker 3: Friends and I don't give out fuck about my friends
Speaker 3: when I drink my lacroix. But granted, they did really
Speaker 3: like the blossom cherry blossom flavor and yeah, which I
Speaker 3: fucking hate it. And it's literally the most ransom flavor
Speaker 3: I've ever tasted in my life. And it tastes like
Speaker 3: fucking chocolate and dog food. But I'm going you taste good.
Speaker 2: I ate that like crazy usic cad.
Speaker 3: This is literally dog food, Like this is what tastes like.
Speaker 3: This is what dog food tastes like, let.
Speaker 2: Me another bite of that. But you're almost little.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was grabbing the lacrois and there's this
Speaker 3: like little rat dog running around on the ground, this
Speaker 3: little ankle bier, the one with the teeth that like
Speaker 3: stick out of the side and like the really fucking
Speaker 3: disgusting ass mainy fur and he was running around at
Speaker 3: the bottom and the lady was also grabbing lacroix, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I was just gonna grab one pack.
Speaker 3: I was just gonna grab pampla Moose, like the classic
Speaker 3: panmpla Moose flavor, like you know, you know, if you
Speaker 3: know Lacroix, you know I was gonna grab that pack.
Speaker 3: And then I saw two for seven, two full packs
Speaker 3: for seven dollars, and I was like, I'm not passing
Speaker 3: up on that deal. You know I'm getting you know,
Speaker 3: I'm getting that. So I grabbed go to grab a
Speaker 3: second pack, and I'm like, which pack am I gonna grab?
Speaker 3: And then the cherry blossom catches my eye because I
Speaker 3: thought it would taste good, but I was very wrong.
Speaker 3: And I go to grab it and it's like the
Speaker 3: highest one up, and it's like on a stack of
Speaker 3: like three, and I pulled the top one off and
Speaker 3: they all start falling down, and the dog is like
Speaker 3: had walked perfectly underneath, where like these two cases of
Speaker 3: Lacroix would have like actually popped him like a fucking pimple.
Speaker 3: It would have fallen and exploded into like actual powder,
Speaker 3: Like I would have really mutilated this.
Speaker 2: You would have literally eradicated him a medium it was.
Speaker 3: It would have been very bad. But I'm a hero,
Speaker 3: I'm a savior, and I have quick reflexes, and I
Speaker 3: caught it before.
Speaker 1: It was actually like the slowest like movement ever. It's
Speaker 1: not like it actually started falling. It was just like
Speaker 1: Drew went to go move the case and like saw
Speaker 1: that it would fall if he grabbed it the way
Speaker 1: he was going to grab it.
Speaker 3: And then we looked the houses on fire.
Speaker 2: No, it's just so cold out. The neighbor downstairs is
Speaker 2: drying clothes.
Speaker 3: And yeah, you'll be saying that when we're burning alive
Speaker 3: on camera. We're going to release this episode on Patrea
Speaker 3: and CS die on camera, burn alive on camera.
Speaker 1: But I, it's fucked up. How funny I thought that was.
Speaker 1: We were literally laughing in front of the owner and
Speaker 1: she had no idea how hard we were laughing at that,
Speaker 1: like because she didn't notice what had happened. And we
Speaker 1: walked away, and I was laughing so fucking hard of
Speaker 1: that target, because the idea that Drew would have literally like.
Speaker 3: If I would have killed that dog, I would have
Speaker 3: actually never recovered, Like I don't think I could have
Speaker 3: ever recovered from that. I truly could have. Honestly, I
Speaker 3: would have forgotten about it in like eight hours, even
Speaker 3: I'm being honest I'm a killer.
Speaker 1: We also then almost saw a dog get hit by
Speaker 1: a fucking car. So ladies and gentlemen, keep your dogs
Speaker 1: away from us, because we're giving back.
Speaker 3: You have dog omens bring around us and they will
Speaker 3: almost experience death, not fully experienced it. Give them stress
Speaker 3: them out a little bit, stress them out a little
Speaker 3: bit about death. Oh this is a good one.
Speaker 2: I'm going to mine.
Speaker 3: I have a really good one loaded up.
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, yeah you ago, okay, Lie.
Speaker 3: So I thought about it, and I was thinking about,
Speaker 3: like my dad, brother, my brother who's dead. Why would
Speaker 3: you even think about that because it's like a sad thing.
Speaker 2: No, but that's what I'm saying, Like it's just like.
Speaker 3: It's already, just move on. And my brother was always
Speaker 3: first in line to get my dad's like Rolex that
Speaker 3: he got from his father, who he got from his father.
Speaker 3: So it's like a generational like it's like your bracelet.
Speaker 3: And I was like, ah, I'm going to get the
Speaker 3: role X. Now, I'm going to get the role X.
Speaker 2: And I sad two older brothers though they're half.
Speaker 3: And I will kill them for the Rolex. But I
Speaker 3: thought about it and I was like, that's mine. Now.
Speaker 2: I thought the joke was gonna be that you were
Speaker 2: going to kill your two older brothers.
Speaker 3: No, the joke is that I'm celebrating that my brother died.
Speaker 3: So I get a Rolex.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm being honest, that'sn't even trade off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fair, Okay. And then I thought about it
Speaker 3: even deeper, and I was like, the bloodline's gonna end
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 2: That was thought. I was like, oh, I got a
Speaker 2: roll X. But I guess my bloodline does.
Speaker 3: End the Phillips tomorrow. The Phillips family ends with me tomorrow.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's gonna end tomorrow. Because if
Speaker 2: it's ending with you, you're gone tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just have a feeling behind the other day when
Speaker 2: we were leaving the house.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've talked about this before, but if you're a
Speaker 1: new reviewer, I have very intense paranoia about locking doors
Speaker 1: behind me, like I've always convinced I didn't lock a door.
Speaker 2: Like it's actually debilitating borderline because.
Speaker 3: I have to.
Speaker 1: I have to.
Speaker 3: I have to troll and I have to troll back.
Speaker 1: I know Drew isn't like good at handling it. He
Speaker 1: like decides to like like terrorize.
Speaker 3: Me because she's like, Drew, is the door locked? Can
Speaker 3: you check to make sure I locked it door? I'm like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: and then I go and check and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you left it unlocked, but we should just go. It's
Speaker 3: not it's not like.
Speaker 1: Obviously now I can laugh about it, but like when
Speaker 1: it's happening, it actually freaks me out because I believe it,
Speaker 1: Like it is like a deep paranoia for some reason
Speaker 1: that I like know you're joking, but I part of
Speaker 1: me believes it, and it's like, actually really crazy, how
Speaker 1: what my brain does to me. But the other day
Speaker 1: I was locking the door, which makes it worse, Like
Speaker 1: when we're leaving the house, if we're leaving out the front,
Speaker 1: like we're going out at night. I like when you
Speaker 1: lock the door, because if I lock the door, I
Speaker 1: will stand there and like lock it and don't believe
Speaker 1: myself and I have to wiggle the handle and I'll
Speaker 1: lock it and wiggle the handle and that after I
Speaker 1: did do that the other night.
Speaker 2: But that's because you said something scary to me. He
Speaker 2: literally after he locked the door. I locked the door.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I was like, I was like, did
Speaker 2: I lock it?
Speaker 3: Am?
Speaker 1: I locking this, and he goes, it doesn't matter because
Speaker 1: I have a feeling we're gonna get broken into tonight anyway.
Speaker 3: I was like, but I genuinely did. I was like,
Speaker 3: and I was sitting on my fucking say that. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm getting an ominous vibe something bad is
Speaker 3: going to happen the night, and I have a feeling
Speaker 3: it's gonna to be a home invasion. And I was like,
Speaker 3: don't even bother locking the door because they're just going
Speaker 3: to break in, Like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: That is so weird because I had a very viscual
Speaker 4: dream last night that my house was broken into.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, y'all are putting bad fucking energy into the air.
Speaker 3: I were like connected, we're connected or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, I just didn't want to move closer, freak.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Drew did that to me the other night
Speaker 2: and it literally terrorized me.
Speaker 1: And when we were in the Uber, it's all I
Speaker 1: could think about for like fifteen minutes, and I had
Speaker 1: to like just change the subject in my head because
Speaker 1: I was like, I am not going to be able
Speaker 1: to think any other thought tonight.
Speaker 3: Well, the house was not broken into.
Speaker 1: And then the other night when we went out right
Speaker 1: after he locked the door and I went to go
Speaker 1: check in. He was like, Oh, you don't have to worry,
Speaker 1: because I don't think we're gonna get broken into tonight.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's not how this works.
Speaker 3: It is exactly how it works.
Speaker 4: I had a little surprise for the thirty ninth episode.
Speaker 2: Ooh, episode episode, what's the surprise?
Speaker 4: I was the guy that broke in.
Speaker 2: Apartment anyways, stop.
Speaker 4: True stop, Oh my god, I'm fucking bleeding good.
Speaker 2: Don't get it on the mic. We have to use that.
Speaker 2: Use that for actual You're not crazy. That was that
Speaker 2: was you were valid.
Speaker 3: It was valid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your valid is thank you for putting me in
Speaker 4: my place.
Speaker 3: You're welcome. And why did you not say, sir, sir?
Speaker 2: Can you are you going to apologize to him?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry and I'm sorry sorry what.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I broke in to your house and
Speaker 4: I shaved my pubes in your house. I sucked up
Speaker 4: your trust and sense of security forever and then and sir.
Speaker 3: Apology kind of accepted. I'll let you bask in the maybe.
Speaker 2: Okay, bask in the maybe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll let you fester in that.
Speaker 1: Also, I decided something else we need more thirst chops
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 2: We we just need more thirst chops of me.
Speaker 1: Like I miss being sexualized. I'm just like not sexualized
Speaker 1: as much anymore.
Speaker 3: I will give you a con tribute, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I need one, Like, when's the last time someone came
Speaker 1: on a picture of me? Like we need to talk
Speaker 1: about It's okay, Actually.
Speaker 3: Let me not because saying that you're gonna get a lot,
Speaker 3: which is kind of a vibe, it's actually it's like,
Speaker 3: where's my com tribute. I know there's someone out there.
Speaker 2: Who has to snail trail tribute.
Speaker 3: No, I want a snail ChIL tribute, and I want
Speaker 3: a contribute immediately.
Speaker 2: Would you take a discharge tribute?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I will take a bottle, any bodily fluid, spit tribute,
Speaker 3: spit tribute, a ship tribute, literally, anything someone shipped on
Speaker 3: a photo of me. I really ironically need to see that.
Speaker 3: I don't have a shake think piss on a photo.
Speaker 2: The funk is this, but the piss could be anything.
Speaker 2: Let me see, let me see. Oh I got a
Speaker 2: text too.
Speaker 3: I literally have no idea what that is. Do you
Speaker 3: have the numbers saved? Oh?
Speaker 1: It's literally, Devna, did she get.
Speaker 2: A new number? She got to phones? One for the cases,
Speaker 2: one for those Yeah, did you get it because.
Speaker 3: Her job fire cases? Yeah. We love definitely Carlson.
Speaker 1: Live Laflave Devinitely, Carlson, what what's wrong with you? We
Speaker 1: literally brought up one of the most gorgeous women in
Speaker 1: the world, and I you don't know how to act?
Speaker 4: No, I didn't. I thought she was going to bring
Speaker 4: up something.
Speaker 2: But we'll spare you. We'll spare you.
Speaker 1: Although this is very open ended and we'll leave a
Speaker 1: lot of questions to the viewers, and we're not cutting
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 3: I haven't cried in two years.
Speaker 2: That is just not true. True that day seriously said, yeah,
Speaker 2: you just gave a laugh. He seriously came out to
Speaker 2: me in the kitchen and I.
Speaker 1: Was watching a Brittany and Sarah video and he saw
Speaker 1: them like laughing, and he just goes, I just wish
Speaker 1: I could laugh like that, Like, I just wish I
Speaker 1: knew how to laugh.
Speaker 3: No, I mean they like laugh at everything, and it's
Speaker 3: like infectious, Like when I laugh, it's not. In fact,
Speaker 3: yes it is, it's overwhelming. And I don't laugh at everything.
Speaker 3: I'd like I just I get lost in my own
Speaker 3: brain and I'm like thinking of the next thing to say.
Speaker 1: That's literally everybody with attention issues who's also a comedian.
Speaker 2: So that's everyone in.
Speaker 3: Our group, Brittany and Sarah. I need training.
Speaker 1: Everybody in our group in a room is a nightmare.
Speaker 1: That is the description how loud a room gets. When
Speaker 1: our whole group walks.
Speaker 3: It is discussed. I have to I literally have to
Speaker 3: leave our like the living room, like three or four times,
Speaker 3: like every time everybody's over because it's so loud, and
Speaker 3: it's always the next person's like trying to get the
Speaker 3: big best joke in the next laugh in, and like
Speaker 3: sometimes I just cannot participate, and I freaked the funk
Speaker 3: out and I have to just go lay in my
Speaker 3: bed and be on my iPhone where it's quiet for
Speaker 3: like literally five minutes, and then I make my way
Speaker 3: back in here when I hear Will Smith is getting
Speaker 3: his ass or beating Chris Rock's ass on stage.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you missed that with the whole group.
Speaker 2: Isn't that embarrassing?
Speaker 3: Guy?
Speaker 4: Like we had like such a moment photo as it
Speaker 4: was happening. Did you actually of everyone's face?
Speaker 3: Well, I was I was on the I was in
Speaker 3: that photo.
Speaker 4: Oh, well, wasn't that when it was happening.
Speaker 3: No, it was after I came in when you were
Speaker 3: taking the photos. I was, so I was in all
Speaker 3: the photo evidence, so I could sit here and say, actually,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: There, but you were yesterday.
Speaker 1: It was the first time in a long time I
Speaker 1: actually did feel overwhelmed by how loud it got because
Speaker 1: I had to like connect the laptop to the TV
Speaker 1: and someone kept I like, someone kept saying something to me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm actually gonna freak out if
Speaker 1: you repeat it.
Speaker 2: But I think it might have been Ki, but I
Speaker 2: don't remember. It was like something Kaigh or Krishan was saying.
Speaker 1: One of you, like one of the really white men
Speaker 1: in the room was like saying a lot to me,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm gonna it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: I was in the room.
Speaker 4: I don't think it was me.
Speaker 3: It couldn't have been me.
Speaker 2: It probably could. It probably is you.
Speaker 3: No, I actually wasn't in the room when it was
Speaker 3: getting hooked up. But yeah, I was working. I was grinding.
Speaker 2: You sound like someone lied.
Speaker 3: I was grindering, grindering. Yeah, it's like working hard.
Speaker 1: No, dude, like grindering like insinuways you were on the
Speaker 1: app grinder.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is, Like, don't even
Speaker 3: what is that?
Speaker 4: You just got like fourteen notifications right now your phone
Speaker 4: is literally blowing.
Speaker 2: It's vibrating so hard, it's about to explode.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 3: I don't even literally know what y'all are even talking about.
Speaker 3: I don't know what grinder is. Grinder is probably.
Speaker 2: You're looking up the sound right now.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, let's just like ruin the Like it's just
Speaker 3: like taking so long. Oh, how do you need a phone?
Speaker 3: How do you need a phone?
Speaker 2: You know, to mute a phone? That was insane? How
Speaker 2: long it took you to get to that?
Speaker 3: Like, fuck both of y'all.
Speaker 2: I literally just.
Speaker 3: A punching bag for everybody always. Everybody just picks me up.
Speaker 1: You literally I started this by saying, like you're getting
Speaker 1: too many compliments and they're leaking into real life, and
Speaker 1: now you're trying to explain that you are being attacked.
Speaker 3: I was literally just attacked. Everybody was not just attacked.
Speaker 2: You're going to hell? Did you know that I'm going
Speaker 2: to kill you?
Speaker 3: Also, the word.
Speaker 2: Turn that thing off? You're slut That's the.
Speaker 3: Thing about you is like I am slit yep, and
Speaker 3: you think that's okay, I'm horneye.
Speaker 2: But you ran through.
Speaker 3: I gotta I literally have to get it out. If
Speaker 3: I don't let it out, it starts to hurt.
Speaker 2: You're literally so ran through and you're actually going to hell.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be sad because I wish my friend could
Speaker 1: go to heaven with me, but they're going to hell
Speaker 1: because you're a fucking slut.
Speaker 4: God turning away Drew because he's too ran through.
Speaker 3: No, he's literally I actually am ran through as fuck.
Speaker 3: I'm not even exaggerating. I'm ran through, but like not
Speaker 3: by like what you would expect. I have. I have
Speaker 3: electric feel last time I was a ran threat was
Speaker 3: told last time you ran through.
Speaker 1: Also, I decided that like the worst thing. Anybody who
Speaker 1: is not in my core group of people.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're like blowing up? Are you going
Speaker 2: viral right now?
Speaker 1: On?
Speaker 3: Literally going viral.
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 3: I put my face on there for the first time
Speaker 3: in five years.
Speaker 2: Is your face is not on there?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not? Hell? No, never do that. I don't even
Speaker 3: know what what you're even talking about.
Speaker 2: And then why were you so sure that your face
Speaker 2: wasn't on it. It's just not one day.
Speaker 3: It's actually crazy how COVID is over, Like it's it's crazy,
Speaker 3: how it has ended. No, I don't know anybody with COVID.
Speaker 3: No one knows anybody with COVID. It's just over. Well,
Speaker 3: I don't just ended. I don't think it was real
Speaker 3: to begin with, no facts. They had to start of
Speaker 3: a plandemic. It was a plandemic, and they started a
Speaker 3: war to get our attention off the COVID because.
Speaker 1: Because the government it's all fai literally want like was like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna like it's.
Speaker 3: I'm walking, I'm done. But yeah, COVID's over. It's actually crazy,
Speaker 3: and they planned a war for the next year.
Speaker 1: Though there are going to be the people who are like,
Speaker 1: am I the only.
Speaker 2: One who I know?
Speaker 1: The mask mandate is lifted everywhere, but I refuse to
Speaker 1: go outside without a mask.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you're a pussy, You're loser.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I'm like, Okay, I did my part.
Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Like the
Speaker 2: world is ending, We're going into a war.
Speaker 3: Like it's done, it's done. The economy is about the
Speaker 3: collapse like let me live, and ironically, I want a gun.
Speaker 3: I want a gun so bad.
Speaker 1: We were talking about this last night and a friend
Speaker 1: of ours who it makes sense that they would have
Speaker 1: a gun because they have like extremely like intense valuables.
Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, I guess, like that makes sense,
Speaker 2: and then everyone in the room it.
Speaker 1: Was a room of like three losers with like the
Speaker 1: most expensive thing they have is like their iPhone.
Speaker 3: Myself, I'm protecting myself.
Speaker 2: No one wants to like harm you, like I don't.
Speaker 3: Know that never had a gun. That would be one. No.
Speaker 3: The thing is is if I had a gun and
Speaker 3: like someone actually did rebreak into the house, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: shoot them. I would probably shoot myself.
Speaker 1: I say this Drew all the time, Like, oh, I
Speaker 1: say all the time, like the murderer, the killer would
Speaker 1: get to the gun before you and use your.
Speaker 3: Own because one of those they wouldn't use it on me.
Speaker 3: I would accidentally shoot my foot or something, and then
Speaker 3: he would be like, oh, I literally cannot rob this
Speaker 3: person because they actually are like lacking brain power. Just
Speaker 3: walk out, walk right out now there.
Speaker 1: If I'm assuming they came in to like steal things,
Speaker 1: so like if you're shot on the foot, they're probably.
Speaker 2: Just gonna like keep it pushing, yeah, and steal things.
Speaker 1: The good thing is that, like realistically, like somebody who's
Speaker 1: coming in our house to steal things aren't going to
Speaker 1: steal the things we actually care about, which is like
Speaker 1: our stupid little like toys.
Speaker 2: And things, because that's what I get.
Speaker 3: They're gonna say my computer, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck, you can have my computer. I want
Speaker 3: my little like toys that are like one of none.
Speaker 2: I might have the computer.
Speaker 1: I want my like silly little stinky zine I bought
Speaker 1: like three years ago.
Speaker 3: That I refused to get my stinky zine with water
Speaker 3: dam It's the way. It's the way that I literally
Speaker 3: like have so much patriotism right now.
Speaker 2: What is happening over here? Like you need to chill.
Speaker 3: I just love America.
Speaker 2: That's brave.
Speaker 3: I'm just switching up. I'm switching the narrative. We need
Speaker 3: to go back to republication.
Speaker 2: I said that yesterday. I was like, I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm turned forecasting Trump is gonna be
Speaker 2: in in the next year.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be literally trend forecasting Trump saying like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna start standing Trump now because in three years it's
Speaker 3: gonna be cool to stand Trump. And I'm like, you
Speaker 3: are like actually deranged and you have like real issues.
Speaker 1: Trent forecasting Trump is gonna slay the House.
Speaker 3: Boots when the presidency again, unfortunately, and that's why we
Speaker 3: all have to get out there and vote.
Speaker 2: You're trend forecasting the next vote.
Speaker 3: Don't vote for Trump. I'm serious.
Speaker 2: You might be the first person to say that. The
Speaker 2: thing is when I say like this, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: know someone's gonna.
Speaker 3: Be like they're gonna flip it and they're like, it's
Speaker 3: not fucking funny, and I'm like, it literally is. It
Speaker 3: literally is funny to like play. It's the way that
Speaker 3: we saw the Killer at the moment I actually saw
Speaker 3: the Killer and I just got chills.
Speaker 2: Have we told you about this guy?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 1: It literally was actually so scary. So we went to
Speaker 1: see Worst Person in the World, which is our fucking.
Speaker 3: Don't even get met tier movie. It's best movie that
Speaker 3: I've seen this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, it's it's my Media the Week. I know,
Speaker 1: it's Drew's Media the Week, Like it is so fucking good.
Speaker 1: But we went together. We were supposed to go with Josh,
Speaker 1: but Josh fucking bailed on us because he doesn't love
Speaker 1: us and he hates us.
Speaker 3: He actually want to carey, he doesn't care about us,
Speaker 3: and he literally bought me in and out and let
Speaker 3: me you edit on his computer all day.
Speaker 2: But we're supposed to see with him. He couldn't. Oh,
Speaker 2: are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: I barely moved the thing? How did you even hear that?
Speaker 2: Run that back? You heard? How loud that was.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna edit the sounds so that it's gone.
Speaker 2: You're going to hell. So you're trying so hard to
Speaker 2: like tick me.
Speaker 3: You are so soft like actually, I'm not even saying
Speaker 3: my legs softer like that. Yes, your hands are like
Speaker 3: really soft like that.
Speaker 2: You want these hands on your I.
Speaker 3: Want them to touch my ass like they're actually really soft.
Speaker 2: You want me.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Like if I close
Speaker 3: my eyes and you were like, are these mannequin hands
Speaker 3: or human hands? I would literally say mannequin hands because
Speaker 3: they're so soft. Also, they feel like, you know, Sofia
Speaker 3: the robot. They feel like how I imagine Sofia the
Speaker 3: Robot's skin feels.
Speaker 2: Kay, would you like a touch?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 3: Want to touch in You're so bad.
Speaker 4: You guys don't understand how hard my life is because
Speaker 4: I can't touch any one of my hands.
Speaker 2: I will say.
Speaker 1: The other day, you rubbed your fucking palm sweat on
Speaker 1: my like leg and it actually was like the scariest thing.
Speaker 3: Ever I've genuinely never I've genuinely never noticed.
Speaker 2: Is it a recent thing? Like you should get.
Speaker 3: In your hands like a normal uh in the last
Speaker 3: after hanging out around me because you're so nervous. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: you should get botox in your hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that could be a good Patreon episode.
Speaker 2: Are you insinuating that we have to get you bowtok?
Speaker 3: I'll pay for the book. I genuinely like would consider
Speaker 3: paying for the boattoks.
Speaker 2: How much would it be?
Speaker 4: I'll google it.
Speaker 2: Let's see, we'll go in for you. We'll go We'll
Speaker 2: go in on you raw dog style.
Speaker 4: It'll get rid of my wrinkles on my hands.
Speaker 2: I don't know that as much as it is like
Speaker 2: filling the poor.
Speaker 4: So maybe we could do that and then I can
Speaker 4: get my palms read.
Speaker 3: That would be really we can change the description of
Speaker 3: your palm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can change my desk.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my leg off because I feel like
Speaker 2: it's like heavy.
Speaker 3: It's fine, but you can take it off. I'm like
Speaker 3: a strong boy, get strong thighs and calves, so I
Speaker 3: get to put my leg on you. No, I have
Speaker 3: wet pants.
Speaker 2: So we went to this movie theater.
Speaker 1: It was a cute theater, but it was fucking end
Speaker 1: and also it wasn't regular seas.
Speaker 3: Couch, you know, it was couches. And we thought we
Speaker 3: saw the real killer, Like I really the real killer
Speaker 3: in the theater with us. He was in the theater
Speaker 3: with us, the killer was and he like sat okay.
Speaker 3: So the movie finished, and like he sat all the
Speaker 3: way through the credits, like we.
Speaker 2: Were watching a Marvel movie.
Speaker 3: And he sat there like the stilly still I've ever seen, like.
Speaker 2: Literally like he was in the same position.
Speaker 3: He did not move his face at all, Like he
Speaker 3: sat as still as this.
Speaker 1: Also like to like give like more context. It's like
Speaker 1: little couches, and he had the whole couch to himself,
Speaker 1: so he could have like sprawled out and got comfy
Speaker 1: and like like leaned.
Speaker 2: Back a little bit, but he stood that still.
Speaker 1: The whole time, and I looked at him multiple times
Speaker 1: through the movie, and there wasn't a glimpse of expression.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I kept looking at him because I was like, is
Speaker 3: this motherfucker crying? Like everyone is crying, like you have
Speaker 3: to be crying, And he literally had nothing on his face.
Speaker 3: It literally looked like he was wearing a mass It
Speaker 3: was literally so scary.
Speaker 2: It was so scary.
Speaker 1: And the reason we even stayed after credits is because
Speaker 1: the movie was like so good, I wanted to do
Speaker 1: a stupid thing where like I filmed a bunch of
Speaker 1: clips of me like crying, being like annoying and like
Speaker 1: dying and passing away in the theater.
Speaker 2: So we stayed for a minute and I was like,
Speaker 2: he's gonna get up soon.
Speaker 3: And like we s a normal person would.
Speaker 1: And we sat there and he didn't move, and then
Speaker 1: it was like the credits were like done, like they were.
Speaker 2: Showing the logos of the production companies already.
Speaker 3: And the last had already come on. Like yeah, he
Speaker 3: was literally just sitting in like a bright ass movie theater,
Speaker 3: like staring at the credits. But that's the craziest part
Speaker 3: is like this isn't even the real killer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this isn't the killer, the killer of the story.
Speaker 3: But he's not the killer.
Speaker 2: So then we.
Speaker 1: Leave, like we I go to the bathroom and me
Speaker 1: and you were like just talking about the movie and
Speaker 1: like wiping my fucking puffy ash cry face, and we're
Speaker 1: like walking down the theater's empty, and.
Speaker 3: We should have walked back in and see if I know.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming the killer was because we went to the
Speaker 1: parking lot and also the preface before we got in
Speaker 1: the theater, this car was there downstairs with the lights on,
Speaker 1: like the whole car was on, and we looked in
Speaker 1: and no one was in it.
Speaker 2: And it was like an old ass like.
Speaker 1: No branded car, like I couldn't see, like it wasn't
Speaker 1: like it looked like a Toyota Camra, but there was
Speaker 1: no logos.
Speaker 3: On it at all. Really felt like a test, Like
Speaker 3: it felt like a test by like saw like Jigsaw,
Speaker 3: and it was like if you touch the door handle
Speaker 3: like a pig, a person in a pig mask is
Speaker 3: going to come out and like chlorophyl, you kill you and.
Speaker 2: Like and nobody was in the car.
Speaker 3: Chlora phill me up.
Speaker 1: So then we go back downstairs to the parking lot
Speaker 1: to go to my car, and there's no other cars
Speaker 1: in the parking lot other than my car and this
Speaker 1: fucking killer car and me Dured talking and we're talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking and walking and.
Speaker 2: Like dude, both of us go deathly silent, but we
Speaker 2: keep walking.
Speaker 3: And they were both staring at the car and we're like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is I'm getting chosen.
Speaker 2: Like we know, and like, Hi, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: We weren't saying anything to each other, Like we both
Speaker 1: stopped dead in our talking and we were just like
Speaker 1: walking past the car, and both of us like we
Speaker 1: were saying anything to each other. We started speeding up
Speaker 1: past the car because and then we just ran to
Speaker 1: my car and actually started screaming and got in my
Speaker 1: car and.
Speaker 3: Like with the out is because what we saw, we
Speaker 3: both saw it, and neither of us said it to
Speaker 3: each other because they're like that was actually like eye, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're taking that's something you take to the grave, because
Speaker 3: if you say it out loud, you're literally a psychopath
Speaker 3: and you need to be locked away. But like we
Speaker 3: both saw it. We were looking in the window in
Speaker 3: the driver's seat of this car, were like, oh, like
Speaker 3: they have to be in there now, right, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: the car was still on, yeah, and we look in
Speaker 3: and there's like this really old man sitting in the car,
Speaker 3: like hit like a giant head of this huge host
Speaker 3: sitting in this car in the driver's seat. And then
Speaker 3: like as you walk closer, it morphed into like a
Speaker 3: young person's head. And then me and you looked at
Speaker 3: each other and were like, did you see that? And
Speaker 3: then both of us immediately knew what we saw. And
Speaker 3: then we when we were running, we both looked back
Speaker 3: because we were like, that had to have been a
Speaker 3: reflection of a poster. Yeah, and there was nothing. There
Speaker 3: was nothing, There was nothing, And we both saw this.
Speaker 3: It was so fucking we described it to each other
Speaker 3: like the same the exact same time. It was the
Speaker 3: most ominous ship ever. And then when when we got
Speaker 3: into the parking garage before, like when we parked, I
Speaker 3: was like, why is this the quietest parking garage? It
Speaker 3: was like deathly like and then but it was full
Speaker 3: and like right after we saw it, and like we
Speaker 3: both like what triggered our running is like we both
Speaker 3: saw it. We were silent and we were like, did
Speaker 3: you see that? And then a bird flew in the
Speaker 3: garage and we both screamed, and I was like, actually,
Speaker 3: like on the.
Speaker 2: Verge of tears.
Speaker 3: It was so funny.
Speaker 2: Actually, I was like, I'm dying in this park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, there's someone in the back of
Speaker 3: the car. Did you look in the back.
Speaker 1: Of the I and I looked in the car hell
Speaker 1: hard because I was like, there has to be a
Speaker 1: person in there, and there was a person.
Speaker 3: In there in our car. Like I looked. I was like,
Speaker 3: there was a person in our car.
Speaker 4: No, I just looked around you. Oh, not in your car,
Speaker 4: but there was a person.
Speaker 2: No, there wasn't a person. There was a car.
Speaker 3: It looked at there was no person, and we both
Speaker 3: saw this fucking figure shift. It was a It was like.
Speaker 1: As we got close, and that's why I thought it
Speaker 1: had to have been a poster, because as we got closer,
Speaker 1: it more like yeah, it literally like more into.
Speaker 2: Like a younger dude.
Speaker 3: It was so weird. And then yeah, we looked and
Speaker 3: we looked all over the garage and like there were
Speaker 3: there was literally nothing but sound proofing on the ceiling,
Speaker 3: and like that was it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was no posters and the car was still on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we didn't see the killer.
Speaker 4: If you guys had invited me, there would have been
Speaker 4: a third person to like confirm this, are.
Speaker 2: You, like, yeah, saying you don't believe us.
Speaker 3: No, he's saying he wanted to be invited.
Speaker 2: And we did invite you.
Speaker 3: We did invite you. Oh fuck, and you were busy.
Speaker 4: Never mind, never mind, forget that I said that you're freak.
Speaker 3: You were.
Speaker 2: It was actually fucking insane.
Speaker 3: And when I was retelling it, I got chills again.
Speaker 1: Like I've never had an experience like that in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm so like, not a believer of paranormal activity at all,
Speaker 1: but that shit freaked me out.
Speaker 4: When you guys were describing it, that entire thing, I
Speaker 4: felt the same feeling that I got when I saw
Speaker 4: the trailer for Under the Skin the first time.
Speaker 3: Oh word, yeah, yeah, like the alien like weird just
Speaker 3: like yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: It felt so it really it genuinely felt like otherworldly.
Speaker 2: I've never like like it was.
Speaker 3: So it was the most like I said it. When
Speaker 3: I got out of the car, I was like, why
Speaker 3: is this the most silent space I've ever been into
Speaker 3: my entire life? Like there were no sounds, like there
Speaker 3: wasn't even ringing in my ears, Like it was literally
Speaker 3: like a liminal space almost, and I want to go
Speaker 3: back to the garage.
Speaker 1: So I do want to go back because also what's
Speaker 1: weird is as I think about it, like that night
Speaker 1: was so good though, like even post that, like I
Speaker 1: felt really good, like going into the theater, I felt good,
Speaker 1: like it felt awesome. But that was like genuinely like
Speaker 1: I was like scared when I was like unlocking my car,
Speaker 1: I literally was like I need to get in.
Speaker 3: My car, like my ankles are going to be slashed,
Speaker 3: like there's gonna be a ghost that like kills me.
Speaker 3: Like it really was like like pure.
Speaker 1: You know. What's also weird is the reflection thing was
Speaker 1: in black and white, like yes, oh my god, white
Speaker 1: black and white, and it wasn't in color like the
Speaker 1: reflect the guy in it was just like it was
Speaker 1: fully black.
Speaker 2: It was like gray and white.
Speaker 3: I could literally like it's so vivid in my head
Speaker 3: still that I could like draw it and I could
Speaker 3: like I don't know it and like it. It was
Speaker 3: almost like an Aphex twin, like like old like Aphex
Speaker 3: twins like taste on like an.
Speaker 1: Old Ax twin like Rick Rubin looking motherfucker for the
Speaker 1: first old.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So crazy.
Speaker 3: Well not, No, I was saying like an Aphex Twin character,
Speaker 3: like someone in his universe, like a Chris Cunningham like
Speaker 3: music video. Yeah, but yeah, it was very like scary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was an alien for sure.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: That is what it felt like. It didn't feel like
Speaker 1: a ghostly like presence. It literally felt like in like
Speaker 1: an other worldly presence. Now, no, because I don't foresee
Speaker 1: that happening to me ever.
Speaker 3: Again, Well, Elon Musk is starting human trials on the neuralink.
Speaker 4: Even though all the monkeys died.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't give a fuck, and I want it, Elon. Literally,
Speaker 3: there are literally hundreds of thousands of people who would
Speaker 3: back you if I got brain damage from this thing,
Speaker 3: Like they would say, oh, he wanted it, like he
Speaker 3: really wanted it, Like I'm saying it out loud, like
Speaker 3: please give it to me, like I'm actually begging.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let you, because my life is too a
Speaker 1: deitron with you if I lost you, like my whole.
Speaker 3: Life so that all I am is of work.
Speaker 2: Did I say work high?
Speaker 4: No she didn't, she insinuated, No, you twisted her word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, my life is intertwined with she.
Speaker 4: Just expressed like a deep sentiment of love to you,
Speaker 4: and then you twisted.
Speaker 2: It because you think it's about money.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't trust anybody, so it's who me. I
Speaker 3: can't trust anybody.
Speaker 4: My hands are so fucking sweaty.
Speaker 2: Your balls are sweaty.
Speaker 3: Maybe get you some they're sweaty.
Speaker 2: What this is the other thing I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: The worst thing you can do on Instagram if I've
Speaker 1: been following you for five plus years is post on
Speaker 1: Instagram because don't let me catch you at the top
Speaker 1: of my fucking timeline.
Speaker 2: I am unfollowing you, and it's and it's.
Speaker 1: Not me trying to be mean, like I'm on following you,
Speaker 1: like don't if I see you.
Speaker 2: On my timeline and it's bringing back memories I'm following.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do not need that, Like I.
Speaker 1: Don't need to be like, oh my god, I like
Speaker 1: I don't need to be like how do I know
Speaker 1: this person?
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to think of you.
Speaker 3: Know what I'm about. I'm about to unfollow literally everybody,
Speaker 3: so I can like unfollow like a few people that
Speaker 3: I don't want to be following anymore. And instead of
Speaker 3: just like making it very targeted. I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 3: just forgot to follow you back and just never follow
Speaker 3: them back.
Speaker 2: I can be your friend and not follow you exactly.
Speaker 3: I can be your friend and not care about what
Speaker 3: you see what I see on your like what you posted.
Speaker 2: I can be your friend and think your photos are
Speaker 2: really fucking ugly and just not want to follow you.
Speaker 3: No, I actually do not give a fuck about like
Speaker 3: my following. I don't even go through like the homepage anymore.
Speaker 3: Like I genuinely like just like scroll on my Explorer
Speaker 3: page and watch like monkeys eat fucking pomegranates and bread.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I keep up with like maybe fifteen
Speaker 1: people and then everybody else like I never see and
Speaker 1: that's why when I see them, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Oh, like I'm not even looking at yourself. Yep, sorry,
Speaker 2: sorry about that.
Speaker 1: We had to bring back casual Instagram, guys, casual photo doom.
Speaker 2: We need we need to.
Speaker 1: Bring back casualty Instagram in theory, like I would like
Speaker 1: to actually just post.
Speaker 2: I think I've gotten better at that though. I literally just.
Speaker 1: Like look at something, I'm like, I'm gonna post this,
Speaker 1: and then I just post. But I I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like start hell posting like I foresee that being
Speaker 1: the next thing is just like over posting, like.
Speaker 2: I want to treat ig like a blog, like blog style, Sleigh.
Speaker 1: I want to treat you like my blog and just
Speaker 1: like put myself all over you.
Speaker 3: I've begged you for months for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like when you beg but I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: actually give it to you. How's that feel? You just
Speaker 2: call me a bitch and you're laughing about it.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I wasn't laughing.
Speaker 2: Don't fucking do You will never see the light of
Speaker 2: day again.
Speaker 4: I can't, literally can't. I'm fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: You're saying you will never see the light of day again.
Speaker 2: It's such a deeply like dark senter.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put you in a cellar.
Speaker 2: See the sun again?
Speaker 3: It's pretty scary.
Speaker 2: I can do that to both of you.
Speaker 3: Is that the sun before?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Actually? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 2: Or no, I guess it's seen the moon?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like you would have to you would
Speaker 4: know if it has, because even if you're outside naked,
Speaker 4: you have to have to spread to spread your cheeks.
Speaker 3: I think that's something that I need to do soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I want to be naked like in
Speaker 2: nature so bad.
Speaker 1: I've been naked outdoors at night, not as a day.
Speaker 3: I got naked outside a couple of times in high school.
Speaker 2: Because you're a slut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm Hella ran through literally in the nature center.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? No, you're hell.
Speaker 3: Twice and I'm stitching on you. Different people slut.
Speaker 2: We need to bring back slut shaming.
Speaker 1: We need to bring backing, we need to bring back homophobia.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. We've made a lot of progress at this podcast.
Speaker 1: We've done a lot of society have done so much
Speaker 1: here an emergency intercome. We've done a lot for the
Speaker 1: progression of society.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. If anything, No, I modeled the waters.
Speaker 3: I genuinely believe we've like calmed some people down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I do, Like, although I talk about this
Speaker 1: a lot, like it's needed, like it was just the
Speaker 1: grand swing of things.
Speaker 3: The pendulum just needed to reset it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, like it did need to swing very like far.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say left because it's like that's
Speaker 1: I hate using like a political term for it. But
Speaker 1: it didn't need to swing super high where like they
Speaker 1: were okay, it was very clear, like there was no break. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was no room to be like poking fun at
Speaker 1: these things because not enough change was made. And now
Speaker 1: I think we're kind of coming to a spot. Of course,
Speaker 1: a lot of change still needs to be made, but
Speaker 1: I think we're coming to a point where it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: like you can like say, let's you know.
Speaker 3: What's you know what's just have something.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm fucking joking, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 3: Let's have some fun. Don't touch my fucking don't. That
Speaker 3: is my vibe though I was name out your fucking mouth.
Speaker 2: I would slap someone for you.
Speaker 3: I would slap the ship out of someone.
Speaker 1: But I will say not on public television. No, I know,
Speaker 1: because I would also I would, I would break down.
Speaker 3: I would slept the ship out of someone for a stranger.
Speaker 3: And you saw it. You're fucking you don't have to
Speaker 3: get into it. But let's just say I'm a good person.
Speaker 1: Oh well, a good person doesn't have to speak on
Speaker 1: the good things.
Speaker 2: They do. They just like I never spoke on it.
Speaker 4: I never spoke on it, barely spoke on it.
Speaker 2: He was really good about it, like he just kind
Speaker 2: of hinted at it.
Speaker 3: Can you have me my cheetos.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're not already hungry for dinner.
Speaker 3: I have a cold and I can't go to dinner.
Speaker 2: You have a cold heart, that's what you have, sho
Speaker 2: pop on the media.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, fifty three minutes right on time.
Speaker 2: I almost said something so nasty. I'm in heat. I'm
Speaker 2: literally eating she is. I'm in heat. I need the
Speaker 2: fuck I need to fuck.
Speaker 4: For eight months, I'm.
Speaker 2: Always in heat. It's like actually a problem. I'm never
Speaker 2: not horny, but we don't have to get into it.
Speaker 2: I'm literally salivating at the idea of cock right now.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I wrote. Oh I say this every episode,
Speaker 3: but my life has been too normal and good recently.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, expect something horrible to drop soon. I
Speaker 3: don't know what something big is coming.
Speaker 2: I'm genuinely like, okay, my media is.
Speaker 3: Even way too solid, Like I like really have like
Speaker 3: very little to complain about, which, like its a fucking vibe.
Speaker 3: But I'm like the pinchum always has to swing. What's coming?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. My media of the week is Peace
Speaker 2: by Dave. I thought I didn't know where that sound
Speaker 2: was coming from, and it freak three out.
Speaker 3: No, you're about to get mad at me. I was
Speaker 3: at yourself.
Speaker 2: My media the week is Peace by Dave Bigsby.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking get you in the neck Healing Part
Speaker 1: one by Todd Rundgren, Burying Me next to You by
Speaker 1: bilal And and your mom is a slut? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I should talk about it and then talk to her.
Speaker 2: I think I said that movie. Fuck you, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: My media is Space mof by Stereo Lamb.
Speaker 1: You are smacking the fuck out of your mouth right
Speaker 1: now like it is awful, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Hit you in God's childlike hands. Learn under.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I'm gonna actually hurt you. Finish what
Speaker 2: you're saying before you eat with your mouth open.
Speaker 1: Okay, Nick Drake, this is showing how much you care
Speaker 1: about your viewers right now, and it's very low.
Speaker 3: About my what this is what gets the views? Baby?
Speaker 3: Should I do the means section? No, that's toy with
Speaker 3: the idea where we play with memes, where we play.
Speaker 2: With my member with my member right now needs touching now.
Speaker 3: This week's meme one of three is this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has memes that I haven't seen, so we
Speaker 2: can get to react and then when I yell, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be embarrassing.
Speaker 3: There's a really good one. You've already seen all these.
Speaker 3: This is just a classic. Some of y'all should live here,
Speaker 3: not naming names. We need to visit this street because
Speaker 3: I need a photo with it.
Speaker 2: Is it New York?
Speaker 3: No, there's a street here called gay Street, and we
Speaker 3: need to go.
Speaker 4: I got destroyed on your meme account.
Speaker 3: I got destroyed, Oh yeah, on the target someone. That's
Speaker 3: when I called on the tag someone gay to out them.
Speaker 3: All of the comments were about Kai and it was
Speaker 3: people that don't even know Kai that were comments. Celebrities
Speaker 3: of course. And then we'll stick with the theme. Just
Speaker 3: another classic, like so, I guess for boy, men is
Speaker 3: for men?
Speaker 2: You're for men?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah no on Themans of the.
Speaker 1: Week, dude, I actually sweat from one armpit only when
Speaker 1: I'm not hot, but I'm like vocally and active, when
Speaker 1: I'm active with my mouth.
Speaker 3: That's real.
Speaker 2: I need to get active with my mouth immediately.
Speaker 3: People scare the fuck out of me. Nipples so weird,
Speaker 3: Like genuinely they're so weird.
Speaker 2: I'd like to put some nipples in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Of course, sooner than later. But yeah, they scared the
Speaker 3: funk out of me. And also they can relate this.
Speaker 3: They feel weird.
Speaker 4: What when people touch Oh yeah, I have really sensitive nipples.
Speaker 2: Like some things are meant to be kept private.
Speaker 4: Cut. Yeah. As soon as I said it, I was
Speaker 4: just like, I wish I could take that that.
Speaker 3: My ship is blowing up.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for listening to this episode.
Speaker 2: It was a rocky start, but we got here in
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 3: Was it really rocky?
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't. I just wanted to say that.
Speaker 3: It's because I spoke for more time.
Speaker 1: No, it's because you went on a rat about being
Speaker 1: sexy and I don't like that.
Speaker 3: Everybody, I don't
Speaker 2: Want you to have confidence, right,