WEBVTT - We Met The Killer 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:21.480 Welcome to this episode of Emergency inter Com. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:24.279 Who was having his first end of the day on camera. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:32.160 What can I actually have one? I'm starting this gym? 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.839 Then, okay, then give me a fucking me when you 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:36.880 took my car to get that, give me a goddamn 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:38.559 hot cheeto, or you owe me six dollars in gas. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:50.600 Dad. I'm gonna be so fucking mean to you, fucking bitch. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.160 What the fuck? All right, I don't care. 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:00.840 If we haven't said any thing, because you want to 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:05.080 go a toxica there you're literally immediately gaslighting. 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:05.280 Man. 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.280 That's not gaslighting. That was toxic. 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:10.360 What was toxic? 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.039 Is you like you're putting the bag? Yeah? 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:17.640 Oh, the two white ugly on earth trying to go 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:19.760 on camera? What's sad is that? 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.200 Like, not only are y'all white, but you're ugly and right, 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.919 like y'all don't even get like y'all got a double 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:25.720 hit from God. 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:36.560 You man, you man, you man. Welcome to this episode 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:40.560 of Emergency Intercom. I have wet jeans because I went 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.959 out in the rain and they go over the bottom 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:43.440 of my ship. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.360 It's the best day ever because it's raining. 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:50.520 Out rained all day to day. It was magical. I 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:54.400 don't think I've ever gotten as much work done in 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:56.240 my entire life than I did today. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:57.840 You completed one task. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.440 No, I edited an entire video, filmed the brand deal, 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:09.320 and now I'm doing a podcast. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:10.280 Like you can't separate the video and the brand new bran. 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:16.880 Also, when Boss Slim went out and got a Slim 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:21.960 gem and so this is not my first meal to day, 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.160 I do not let and you lie to you people? 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:25.440 What was your first meal? 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:30.520 I had in and out? I had a cheeseburger from 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.040 In and Out, a cheese burger. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.000 I just both cot you all over the floor. 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:35.440 By the way, you. 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:36.959 Better clean it because this is going to get it 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:38.200 and get caffeine poisoning. 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:39.600 That's not how that works. 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:46.000 Well, let's just get into this episode. Okay. The first 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:51.480 thing I want to talk about is how sexy I 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:56.160 actually have become. And it's not a joke anymore because 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:59.040 it's leaking into my real life. It's not just imaginary 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.840 comments online. It's people just comment, Drew, You're so sexy, 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.000 which I appreciate. I appreciate all the comments tell me 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:08.840 how fucking sexy hot I am because it does fuel 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:11.079 me and it does make me feel good about myself 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.560 and it does make me want to take care of myself. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:15.200 That's usually what compliments do. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.320 But it's leaking into my real life. So listen to this. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:20.320 Let me paint the scene. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:25.280 And also before this goes, I just want to say, you, 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.840 like fully ignore the fact that people see you and 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:32.440 they go, oh, you look rugged now, and then they 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:35.360 go into complimenting, but it's usually like they get taken 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:36.240 off rugged. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.440 Rugged is sexy to me? I guess yeah, No, I 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:43.000 bring back manly men, like I've been saying it the 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:47.320 entire time. One person said that to me and then 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:48.920 I got kissed on the cheat because I had a 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:52.080 beard at that party. So let's not ignore that. Let's 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:53.880 not ignore it, but it's leaking into my real life. 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:58.880 Um So let me paint the scene for you. It's Enya, 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:04.680 Elsie Alisa in Jester. They go out, have like a 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:08.920 nice little dindin together. They treat themselves, they they have 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.480 a casual conversation. I don't know what went on at 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.000 the dinner because I wasn't invited. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.320 Because you're not a girl, bitch. 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.040 Okay, how do you know that? 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:22.520 Because you literally just said bring back menley men and 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:25.000 I'm doing it there. 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:31.640 So, yeah, they they come home. I shower, I bathe, 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.120 I do my thing, I get ready for beds. 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:35.839 The story it does. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.320 It does. I'm painting a scene and so like, my 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:44.120 body is glistening. It's glistening. I'm in my bedroom in 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:49.680 bed and I put on my gray sweatpants because I'm like, oh, 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:53.400 i want to sleep in my sweatpants tonight. And I'm 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:57.920 not wearing your shirt. I'm not wearing your shirt. Okay. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.320 So they get home and I hear them chatting it up, 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:02.000 and then I'm like, oh, like, i want to go 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:04.120 hear the conversation. I'm gonna go say what's up? Because 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.080 I didn't say hi to everybody before they left. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:09.320 You hear me in the kitchen talking shit about Oh, 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:09.960 we'll get into that. 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:11.120 I'm saying the same shit. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:11.920 We'll get into that. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:12.880 I'm talking about that. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:15.200 I mean, like, the conversation he actually walked in was 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.240 literally a conversation I had three times that week. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:22.400 Yeah. Literally, But we they're all chatting in the kitchen 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:23.920 and so I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go say what's up. 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:28.039 So I walk into the kitchen and I'm shirtless in 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:33.720 my gray sweatpants, and everybody in the kitchen takes a 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:37.000 look at me. They look me up and down, and 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.040 I'm not kidding. 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:41.120 Do you care about your job? 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:42.720 I don't give a fuck about my job. I don't 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:44.360 give does Kay care about his job? Because he hasn't 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:46.760 said anything about it, so maybe you're the only one 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:47.040 hearing it. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.000 I was waiting for you to finish your grace sweatpants story. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:57.560 Okay, So I walk in and the room falls silent. 0:05:57.640 --> 0:06:00.479 It's actually crazy. The room falls silent. Everybody these head 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.480 whips to me and they see. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:06.240 My happens when a person enters my glistening. 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:12.320 Toned body, like freshly green body, hair, like I look good, 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:17.880 I look sexy, I look hot, like I'm serving. And 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:21.880 Alisa is like almost like caught off guard by how 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:25.599 sexy I am. And she's like, in mid conversation, she's like, due, 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.960 you look good. You look really good right now. And 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:31.040 then jesture, they're like, what does Yester say? What do 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:32.119 they say? 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:35.520 They jokingly turn their head and they go, I've never. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.320 Seen this side of you. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.520 They've never seen this side. 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.359 Of it, which that could mean a lot of things. 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:42.599 Elsie stays silent. She doesn't have anything to say, but 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.440 she does look at me up and down. 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:50.800 And also I said, like you okay, I keep ye. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:56.000 I'm not saying that I was gray sweatpants challenging because 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:57.440 I don't know if that was the case. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.359 We cannot see your bolt to know if that's what 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.599 you're asking. I was gonna say, your bulge is not 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:03.240 big enough to slide. 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:06.640 Bulge. Let me tell you about my bulge. Ladies and gentlemen. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.400 It is perfect. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.280 Your bulge is not bouldering though. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:15.920 I have a perfect But yeah, I'm sexy, and it's 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:21.720 leaking into my real life and scene. It's not a scene, 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:22.880 it's real. It's real. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:28.440 So okay, Well I'm gathering from this is you You 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.600 were coming into the age where people are giving you 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.760 compliments to your face and you have no idea how 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:34.160 to act. 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.239 Yeah, because I literally have a job where I speak 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:38.720 for an hour and I have to fill it. So 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:44.440 if people call me sexy, I'm going to tell the world. Romel, 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:47.240 are you. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.960 Just gonna name off everyone who's called you sexy recently? 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.680 Because the list is pretty sure. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.680 I was saving this because this is something I've needed 0:07:56.720 --> 0:08:00.840 to say publicly for a long time. And I didn't 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:02.880 want to say in the first like four minutes of 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.360 the podcast because I didn't want us to get demonetized again. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:09.640 But I think I'm going to like pursue this goal 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:10.080 of mine. 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.880 It's usually like when I think about my future, I 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:15.560 have a hard time like visualizing what goals I really 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:17.560 need to hit. And I think one of them that 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.160 I'm really considering is I think I want to be 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.000 the first woman to put someone in the hospital. 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.800 Be ahead. So I am working on that. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.960 I feel like it like it might not be as 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.080 challenging as I think, but I do want to like 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:37.880 just prep for it and like, no, you're my victim. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:41.840 Okay, you're the victim. You know I'm down. But yeah. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.760 Also, the way I thought about that job is, I mean, 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:46.679 the way I thought about that joke is literally we 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:49.840 were standing on the sidewalk and Mason mentions sing Johnny Knoxville, 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.560 and I said that I want to give him such 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:56.520 vicious head that it puts his old ass in the hospital, 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:58.520 and I mean. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:08:59.400 It, Okay, I'm done. 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:02.679 I'm done actualizing Johnny Knoxville. Because I don't actually want 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.200 to have sex with him. I do want a selfie 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:10.240 with him, So it's a pretty big jump back from giving. 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:12.839 I didn't put him in the hospital. But really, all 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.080 I want is selfie. You just have to shoot high. 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.520 It's like when you're bribing someone, you have to shoot 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.800 really high because you know they'll take it down to 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:20.880 the number you actually want. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:22.480 And that's what I'm doing with Johnny Knoxville. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:29.280 Yeah, set your expectations low, but also high, so when 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:32.160 they don't reach your expectations, they're already low. 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:32.600 Yeah. 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:35.320 So it's like, whichever one I get, I'm getting something good. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:36.120 Exactly. 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:38.679 Would you like to read some of your notes that 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.880 you've been saving, because you've come up to me all 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.760 week and you are about to say something and then 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:44.440 you take it back. 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:49.160 Yeah. Well, I almost kill the dog. I fully almost 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:55.440 killed today, No at Target. Literally I almost killed the 0:09:55.480 --> 0:10:02.080 dog at Target. I was grabbing Lacroix's. Literally, every fucking 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.319 person who came over last night drank like six of 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.280 my fucking Lacroix drank half of them, left them out 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.240 to rot, and now I have no more Lacroix. And 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.960 I bought those for me and only me and everybody drinks. 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:14.200 That's how I feel about my groceries. 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.079 All the time, But you know, I don't say anything 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.000 about it because I'm a gracious woman and it's my 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.480 job to be a caregiver to some extent, and I 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:21.199 just care for my. 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.560 Friends and I don't give out fuck about my friends 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:26.760 when I drink my lacroix. But granted, they did really 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:31.880 like the blossom cherry blossom flavor and yeah, which I 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.079 fucking hate it. And it's literally the most ransom flavor 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:35.559 I've ever tasted in my life. And it tastes like 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:40.520 fucking chocolate and dog food. But I'm going you taste good. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.280 I ate that like crazy usic cad. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:45.840 This is literally dog food, Like this is what tastes like. 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:47.760 This is what dog food tastes like, let. 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:50.560 Me another bite of that. But you're almost little. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.640 Yeah. So I was grabbing the lacrois and there's this 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:56.120 like little rat dog running around on the ground, this 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.240 little ankle bier, the one with the teeth that like 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.760 stick out of the side and like the really fucking 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:04.720 disgusting ass mainy fur and he was running around at 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:07.600 the bottom and the lady was also grabbing lacroix, and 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.240 I was like, I was just gonna grab one pack. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:12.720 I was just gonna grab pampla Moose, like the classic 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.320 panmpla Moose flavor, like you know, you know, if you 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.440 know Lacroix, you know I was gonna grab that pack. 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.240 And then I saw two for seven, two full packs 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:23.800 for seven dollars, and I was like, I'm not passing 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.960 up on that deal. You know I'm getting you know, 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:30.000 I'm getting that. So I grabbed go to grab a 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.079 second pack, and I'm like, which pack am I gonna grab? 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:35.240 And then the cherry blossom catches my eye because I 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:37.360 thought it would taste good, but I was very wrong. 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.200 And I go to grab it and it's like the 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:42.920 highest one up, and it's like on a stack of 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.840 like three, and I pulled the top one off and 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.400 they all start falling down, and the dog is like 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.840 had walked perfectly underneath, where like these two cases of 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:55.680 Lacroix would have like actually popped him like a fucking pimple. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:59.400 It would have fallen and exploded into like actual powder, 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:01.640 Like I would have really mutilated this. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.920 You would have literally eradicated him a medium it was. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:08.640 It would have been very bad. But I'm a hero, 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:11.520 I'm a savior, and I have quick reflexes, and I 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:12.120 caught it before. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.880 It was actually like the slowest like movement ever. It's 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:17.280 not like it actually started falling. It was just like 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.960 Drew went to go move the case and like saw 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:21.520 that it would fall if he grabbed it the way 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:22.480 he was going to grab it. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.360 And then we looked the houses on fire. 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.560 No, it's just so cold out. The neighbor downstairs is 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:30.400 drying clothes. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:33.160 And yeah, you'll be saying that when we're burning alive 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.840 on camera. We're going to release this episode on Patrea 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:39.280 and CS die on camera, burn alive on camera. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:45.440 But I, it's fucked up. How funny I thought that was. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.160 We were literally laughing in front of the owner and 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.800 she had no idea how hard we were laughing at that, 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:53.520 like because she didn't notice what had happened. And we 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:56.960 walked away, and I was laughing so fucking hard of 0:12:57.000 --> 0:13:00.360 that target, because the idea that Drew would have literally like. 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.160 If I would have killed that dog, I would have 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.920 actually never recovered, Like I don't think I could have 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:08.280 ever recovered from that. I truly could have. Honestly, I 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:11.280 would have forgotten about it in like eight hours, even 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.720 I'm being honest I'm a killer. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.320 We also then almost saw a dog get hit by 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.080 a fucking car. So ladies and gentlemen, keep your dogs 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:20.560 away from us, because we're giving back. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.880 You have dog omens bring around us and they will 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:29.040 almost experience death, not fully experienced it. Give them stress 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:31.160 them out a little bit, stress them out a little 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:36.760 bit about death. Oh this is a good one. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:38.559 I'm going to mine. 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.760 I have a really good one loaded up. 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:49.679 Sorry sorry, yeah you ago, okay, Lie. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:53.880 So I thought about it, and I was thinking about, 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:58.080 like my dad, brother, my brother who's dead. Why would 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:01.080 you even think about that because it's like a sad thing. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.160 No, but that's what I'm saying, Like it's just like. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:09.720 It's already, just move on. And my brother was always 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:13.440 first in line to get my dad's like Rolex that 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.959 he got from his father, who he got from his father. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.840 So it's like a generational like it's like your bracelet. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:24.400 And I was like, ah, I'm going to get the 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:27.680 role X. Now, I'm going to get the role X. 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:33.120 And I sad two older brothers though they're half. 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:36.760 And I will kill them for the Rolex. But I 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:38.840 thought about it and I was like, that's mine. Now. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:41.000 I thought the joke was gonna be that you were 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.720 going to kill your two older brothers. 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:46.320 No, the joke is that I'm celebrating that my brother died. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:47.320 So I get a Rolex. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.280 I mean, if I'm being honest, that'sn't even trade off. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.880 Yeah, it's fair, Okay. And then I thought about it 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.200 even deeper, and I was like, the bloodline's gonna end 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:57.480 with me. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:06.960 That was thought. I was like, oh, I got a 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:09.360 roll X. But I guess my bloodline does. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:13.480 End the Phillips tomorrow. The Phillips family ends with me tomorrow. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.080 No, no, no, no, it's gonna end tomorrow. Because if 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:17.960 it's ending with you, you're gone tomorrow. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:18.680 Why. 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:19.480 I don't know. 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:21.920 I just have a feeling behind the other day when 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:22.840 we were leaving the house. 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:24.840 Okay, I've talked about this before, but if you're a 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:30.000 new reviewer, I have very intense paranoia about locking doors 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:32.800 behind me, like I've always convinced I didn't lock a door. 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:36.480 Like it's actually debilitating borderline because. 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:36.800 I have to. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:38.040 I have to. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.600 I have to troll and I have to troll back. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.000 I know Drew isn't like good at handling it. He 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:47.040 like decides to like like terrorize. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:48.400 Me because she's like, Drew, is the door locked? Can 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:50.520 you check to make sure I locked it door? I'm like, yeah, sure, 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.480 and then I go and check and I'm like, yeah, 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:58.280 you left it unlocked, but we should just go. It's 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:00.360 not it's not like. 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.600 Obviously now I can laugh about it, but like when 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.520 it's happening, it actually freaks me out because I believe it, 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.120 Like it is like a deep paranoia for some reason 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:11.080 that I like know you're joking, but I part of 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.640 me believes it, and it's like, actually really crazy, how 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:17.240 what my brain does to me. But the other day 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.480 I was locking the door, which makes it worse, Like 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.560 when we're leaving the house, if we're leaving out the front, 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.640 like we're going out at night. I like when you 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:25.960 lock the door, because if I lock the door, I 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.240 will stand there and like lock it and don't believe 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:30.000 myself and I have to wiggle the handle and I'll 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.480 lock it and wiggle the handle and that after I 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:34.600 did do that the other night. 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:36.520 But that's because you said something scary to me. He 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.360 literally after he locked the door. I locked the door. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.560 I don't remember. I was like, I was like, did 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:42.080 I lock it? 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:42.240 Am? 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:45.000 I locking this, and he goes, it doesn't matter because 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:47.480 I have a feeling we're gonna get broken into tonight anyway. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:52.400 I was like, but I genuinely did. I was like, 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:54.680 and I was sitting on my fucking say that. I 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:57.600 was like, I'm getting an ominous vibe something bad is 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.520 going to happen the night, and I have a feeling 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:01.960 it's gonna to be a home invasion. And I was like, 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:03.880 don't even bother locking the door because they're just going 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:05.720 to break in, Like it doesn't matter. 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:09.119 That is so weird because I had a very viscual 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.480 dream last night that my house was broken into. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:15.520 Really, yeah, y'all are putting bad fucking energy into the air. 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:19.080 I were like connected, we're connected or something. 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:23.879 Yeah, sorry, I just didn't want to move closer, freak. 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:26.239 But yeah, Drew did that to me the other night 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:27.639 and it literally terrorized me. 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.000 And when we were in the Uber, it's all I 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:30.880 could think about for like fifteen minutes, and I had 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.320 to like just change the subject in my head because 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:35.040 I was like, I am not going to be able 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:36.639 to think any other thought tonight. 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.200 Well, the house was not broken into. 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.520 And then the other night when we went out right 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:44.320 after he locked the door and I went to go 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:46.359 check in. He was like, Oh, you don't have to worry, 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.679 because I don't think we're gonna get broken into tonight. 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:51.439 I was like, that's not how this works. 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:55.199 It is exactly how it works. 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:58.680 I had a little surprise for the thirty ninth episode. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:03.880 Ooh, episode episode, what's the surprise? 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:06.840 I was the guy that broke in. 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:11.720 Apartment anyways, stop. 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:21.040 True stop, Oh my god, I'm fucking bleeding good. 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.040 Don't get it on the mic. We have to use that. 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:28.159 Use that for actual You're not crazy. That was that 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:29.159 was you were valid. 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:29.800 It was valid. 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:32.720 Yeah, your valid is thank you for putting me in 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:33.160 my place. 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:37.040 You're welcome. And why did you not say, sir, sir? 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:39.840 Can you are you going to apologize to him? 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.960 I'm sorry and I'm sorry sorry what. 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.320 I'm sorry that I broke in to your house and 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.600 I shaved my pubes in your house. I sucked up 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:52.879 your trust and sense of security forever and then and sir. 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:58.520 Apology kind of accepted. I'll let you bask in the maybe. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:03.520 Okay, bask in the maybe. 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:05.879 Yeah, I'll let you fester in that. 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:09.119 Also, I decided something else we need more thirst chops 0:19:09.160 --> 0:19:09.359 of me. 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:10.760 It's true. 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:12.879 We we just need more thirst chops of me. 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:16.440 Like I miss being sexualized. I'm just like not sexualized 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:17.160 as much anymore. 0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:19.959 I will give you a con tribute, thank you. 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:20.600 I'm not kidding. 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:22.960 I need one, Like, when's the last time someone came 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:24.720 on a picture of me? Like we need to talk 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:26.679 about It's okay, Actually. 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:29.520 Let me not because saying that you're gonna get a lot, 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:32.960 which is kind of a vibe, it's actually it's like, 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:35.400 where's my com tribute. I know there's someone out there. 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:37.160 Who has to snail trail tribute. 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:40.200 No, I want a snail ChIL tribute, and I want 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:41.800 a contribute immediately. 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:44.000 Would you take a discharge tribute? 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:50.000 Absolutely, I will take a bottle, any bodily fluid, spit tribute, 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:53.680 spit tribute, a ship tribute, literally, anything someone shipped on 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:57.160 a photo of me. I really ironically need to see that. 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:05.640