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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency inter Com.

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Speaker 2: Who was having his first end of the day on camera.

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Speaker 2: What can I actually have one? I'm starting this gym?

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Speaker 1: Then, okay, then give me a fucking me when you

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Speaker 1: took my car to get that, give me a goddamn

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Speaker 1: hot cheeto, or you owe me six dollars in gas.

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Speaker 2: Dad. I'm gonna be so fucking mean to you, fucking bitch.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck? All right, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: If we haven't said any thing, because you want to

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Speaker 1: go a toxica there you're literally immediately gaslighting.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 3: That's not gaslighting. That was toxic.

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Speaker 2: What was toxic?

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Speaker 3: Is you like you're putting the bag? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh, the two white ugly on earth trying to go

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Speaker 2: on camera? What's sad is that?

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Speaker 1: Like, not only are y'all white, but you're ugly and right,

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Speaker 1: like y'all don't even get like y'all got a double

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Speaker 1: hit from God.

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Speaker 3: You man, you man, you man. Welcome to this episode

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Speaker 3: of Emergency Intercom. I have wet jeans because I went

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Speaker 3: out in the rain and they go over the bottom

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Speaker 3: of my ship.

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Speaker 2: It's the best day ever because it's raining.

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Speaker 3: Out rained all day to day. It was magical. I

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Speaker 3: don't think I've ever gotten as much work done in

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Speaker 3: my entire life than I did today.

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Speaker 2: You completed one task.

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Speaker 3: No, I edited an entire video, filmed the brand deal,

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Speaker 3: and now I'm doing a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Like you can't separate the video and the brand new bran.

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Speaker 3: Also, when Boss Slim went out and got a Slim

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Speaker 3: gem and so this is not my first meal to day,

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Speaker 3: I do not let and you lie to you people?

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Speaker 2: What was your first meal?

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Speaker 3: I had in and out? I had a cheeseburger from

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Speaker 3: In and Out, a cheese burger.

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Speaker 2: I just both cot you all over the floor.

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Speaker 4: By the way, you.

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Speaker 3: Better clean it because this is going to get it

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Speaker 3: and get caffeine poisoning.

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Speaker 2: That's not how that works.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's just get into this episode. Okay. The first

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Speaker 3: thing I want to talk about is how sexy I

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Speaker 3: actually have become. And it's not a joke anymore because

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Speaker 3: it's leaking into my real life. It's not just imaginary

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Speaker 3: comments online. It's people just comment, Drew, You're so sexy,

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Speaker 3: which I appreciate. I appreciate all the comments tell me

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Speaker 3: how fucking sexy hot I am because it does fuel

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Speaker 3: me and it does make me feel good about myself

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Speaker 3: and it does make me want to take care of myself.

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Speaker 2: That's usually what compliments do.

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Speaker 3: But it's leaking into my real life. So listen to this.

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Speaker 3: Let me paint the scene.

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Speaker 1: And also before this goes, I just want to say, you,

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Speaker 1: like fully ignore the fact that people see you and

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Speaker 1: they go, oh, you look rugged now, and then they

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Speaker 1: go into complimenting, but it's usually like they get taken

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Speaker 1: off rugged.

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Speaker 3: Rugged is sexy to me? I guess yeah, No, I

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Speaker 3: bring back manly men, like I've been saying it the

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Speaker 3: entire time. One person said that to me and then

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Speaker 3: I got kissed on the cheat because I had a

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Speaker 3: beard at that party. So let's not ignore that. Let's

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Speaker 3: not ignore it, but it's leaking into my real life.

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Speaker 3: Um So let me paint the scene for you. It's Enya,

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Speaker 3: Elsie Alisa in Jester. They go out, have like a

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Speaker 3: nice little dindin together. They treat themselves, they they have

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Speaker 3: a casual conversation. I don't know what went on at

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Speaker 3: the dinner because I wasn't invited.

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Speaker 2: Because you're not a girl, bitch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how do you know that?

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Speaker 1: Because you literally just said bring back menley men and

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it there.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, they they come home. I shower, I bathe,

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Speaker 3: I do my thing, I get ready for beds.

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Speaker 2: The story it does.

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Speaker 3: It does. I'm painting a scene and so like, my

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Speaker 3: body is glistening. It's glistening. I'm in my bedroom in

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Speaker 3: bed and I put on my gray sweatpants because I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: i want to sleep in my sweatpants tonight. And I'm

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Speaker 3: not wearing your shirt. I'm not wearing your shirt. Okay.

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Speaker 3: So they get home and I hear them chatting it up,

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Speaker 3: and then I'm like, oh, like, i want to go

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Speaker 3: hear the conversation. I'm gonna go say what's up? Because

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Speaker 3: I didn't say hi to everybody before they left.

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Speaker 1: You hear me in the kitchen talking shit about Oh,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying the same shit.

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Speaker 3: We'll get into that.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, the conversation he actually walked in was

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Speaker 1: literally a conversation I had three times that week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Literally, But we they're all chatting in the kitchen

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Speaker 3: and so I'm like, oh, I'm gonna go say what's up.

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Speaker 3: So I walk into the kitchen and I'm shirtless in

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Speaker 3: my gray sweatpants, and everybody in the kitchen takes a

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Speaker 3: look at me. They look me up and down, and

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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 2: Do you care about your job?

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Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about my job. I don't

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Speaker 3: give does Kay care about his job? Because he hasn't

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Speaker 3: said anything about it, so maybe you're the only one

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Speaker 3: hearing it.

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Speaker 4: I was waiting for you to finish your grace sweatpants story.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I walk in and the room falls silent.

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Speaker 3: It's actually crazy. The room falls silent. Everybody these head

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Speaker 3: whips to me and they see.

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Speaker 2: My happens when a person enters my glistening.

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Speaker 3: Toned body, like freshly green body, hair, like I look good,

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Speaker 3: I look sexy, I look hot, like I'm serving. And

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Speaker 3: Alisa is like almost like caught off guard by how

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Speaker 3: sexy I am. And she's like, in mid conversation, she's like, due,

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Speaker 3: you look good. You look really good right now. And

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Speaker 3: then jesture, they're like, what does Yester say? What do

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Speaker 1: They jokingly turn their head and they go, I've never.

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Speaker 2: Seen this side of you.

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Speaker 3: They've never seen this side.

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Speaker 2: Of it, which that could mean a lot of things.

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Speaker 3: Elsie stays silent. She doesn't have anything to say, but

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Speaker 2: And also I said, like you okay, I keep ye.

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying that I was gray sweatpants challenging because

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that was the case.

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Speaker 1: We cannot see your bolt to know if that's what

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Speaker 1: you're asking. I was gonna say, your bulge is not

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Speaker 1: big enough to slide.

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Speaker 3: Bulge. Let me tell you about my bulge. Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: It is perfect.

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Speaker 2: Your bulge is not bouldering though.

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Speaker 3: I have a perfect But yeah, I'm sexy, and it's

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Speaker 3: leaking into my real life and scene. It's not a scene,

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Speaker 3: it's real. It's real.

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Speaker 1: So okay, Well I'm gathering from this is you You

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Speaker 1: were coming into the age where people are giving you

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Speaker 1: compliments to your face and you have no idea how

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Speaker 1: to act.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I literally have a job where I speak

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Speaker 3: for an hour and I have to fill it. So

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Speaker 3: if people call me sexy, I'm going to tell the world. Romel,

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Speaker 3: are you.

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Speaker 2: Just gonna name off everyone who's called you sexy recently?

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Speaker 2: Because the list is pretty sure.

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Speaker 1: I was saving this because this is something I've needed

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Speaker 1: to say publicly for a long time. And I didn't

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Speaker 1: the podcast because I didn't want us to get demonetized again.

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Speaker 2: But I think I'm going to like pursue this goal

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Speaker 1: It's usually like when I think about my future, I

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Speaker 1: need to hit. And I think one of them that

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Speaker 1: I'm really considering is I think I want to be

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Speaker 1: the first woman to put someone in the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Be ahead. So I am working on that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it like it might not be as

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Speaker 1: challenging as I think, but I do want to like

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Speaker 1: just prep for it and like, no, you're my victim.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're the victim. You know I'm down. But yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also, the way I thought about that job is, I mean,

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Speaker 1: the way I thought about that joke is literally we

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Speaker 1: were standing on the sidewalk and Mason mentions sing Johnny Knoxville,

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Speaker 1: and I said that I want to give him such

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Speaker 1: and I mean.

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Speaker 2: It, Okay, I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I'm done actualizing Johnny Knoxville. Because I don't actually want

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Speaker 1: to have sex with him. I do want a selfie

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Speaker 1: with him, So it's a pretty big jump back from giving.

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Speaker 2: I didn't put him in the hospital. But really, all

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Speaker 2: I want is selfie. You just have to shoot high.

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Speaker 1: It's like when you're bribing someone, you have to shoot

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Speaker 1: the number you actually want.

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Speaker 2: And that's what I'm doing with Johnny Knoxville.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, set your expectations low, but also high, so when

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Speaker 3: they don't reach your expectations, they're already low.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it's like, whichever one I get, I'm getting something good.

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: Would you like to read some of your notes that

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Speaker 1: you've been saving, because you've come up to me all

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Speaker 1: week and you are about to say something and then

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I almost kill the dog. I fully almost

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Speaker 3: killed today, No at Target. Literally I almost killed the

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Speaker 3: dog at Target. I was grabbing Lacroix's. Literally, every fucking

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Speaker 3: person who came over last night drank like six of

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Speaker 3: my fucking Lacroix drank half of them, left them out

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Speaker 3: to rot, and now I have no more Lacroix. And

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Speaker 3: I bought those for me and only me and everybody drinks.

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Speaker 2: That's how I feel about my groceries.

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Speaker 1: All the time, But you know, I don't say anything

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Speaker 1: about it because I'm a gracious woman and it's my

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Speaker 1: just care for my.

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Speaker 3: Friends and I don't give out fuck about my friends

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Speaker 3: when I drink my lacroix. But granted, they did really

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Speaker 3: like the blossom cherry blossom flavor and yeah, which I

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Speaker 3: fucking hate it. And it's literally the most ransom flavor

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Speaker 3: fucking chocolate and dog food. But I'm going you taste good.

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Speaker 2: I ate that like crazy usic cad.

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Speaker 3: This is literally dog food, Like this is what tastes like.

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Speaker 3: This is what dog food tastes like, let.

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Speaker 2: Me another bite of that. But you're almost little.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was grabbing the lacrois and there's this

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Speaker 3: like little rat dog running around on the ground, this

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Speaker 3: little ankle bier, the one with the teeth that like

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Speaker 3: stick out of the side and like the really fucking

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Speaker 3: disgusting ass mainy fur and he was running around at

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Speaker 3: the bottom and the lady was also grabbing lacroix, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, I was just gonna grab one pack.

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Speaker 3: I was just gonna grab pampla Moose, like the classic

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Speaker 3: panmpla Moose flavor, like you know, you know, if you

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Speaker 3: And then I saw two for seven, two full packs

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Speaker 3: for seven dollars, and I was like, I'm not passing

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Speaker 2: I'm going to mine.

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Speaker 3: I have a really good one loaded up.

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Speaker 3: No, the joke is that I'm celebrating that my brother died.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fair, Okay. And then I thought about it

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Speaker 3: End the Phillips tomorrow. The Phillips family ends with me tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's gonna end tomorrow. Because if

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Speaker 3: Why.

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Speaker 2: I just have a feeling behind the other day when

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've talked about this before, but if you're a

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Speaker 3: I have to.

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Speaker 3: I have to troll and I have to troll back.

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Speaker 1: I know Drew isn't like good at handling it. He

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Speaker 2: But that's because you said something scary to me. He

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Speaker 2: I don't remember. I was like, I was like, did

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Speaker 1: I locking this, and he goes, it doesn't matter because

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Speaker 4: That is so weird because I had a very viscual

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, y'all are putting bad fucking energy into the air.

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Speaker 3: I were like connected, we're connected or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, I just didn't want to move closer, freak.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, Drew did that to me the other night

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Speaker 1: And when we were in the Uber, it's all I

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Speaker 3: Well, the house was not broken into.

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Speaker 1: And then the other night when we went out right

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Speaker 2: I was like, that's not how this works.

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Speaker 3: It is exactly how it works.

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Speaker 4: I had a little surprise for the thirty ninth episode.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, episode episode, what's the surprise?

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Speaker 4: I was the guy that broke in.

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Speaker 2: Apartment anyways, stop.

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Speaker 4: True stop, Oh my god, I'm fucking bleeding good.

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Speaker 2: Don't get it on the mic. We have to use that.

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Speaker 2: Use that for actual You're not crazy. That was that

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Speaker 2: was you were valid.

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Speaker 3: It was valid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, your valid is thank you for putting me in

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Speaker 4: my place.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome. And why did you not say, sir, sir?

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Speaker 2: Can you are you going to apologize to him?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry and I'm sorry sorry what.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I broke in to your house and

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Speaker 4: I shaved my pubes in your house. I sucked up

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Speaker 4: your trust and sense of security forever and then and sir.

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Speaker 3: Apology kind of accepted. I'll let you bask in the maybe.

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Speaker 2: Okay, bask in the maybe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll let you fester in that.

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Speaker 1: Also, I decided something else we need more thirst chops

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Speaker 1: of me.

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Speaker 3: It's true.

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Speaker 2: We we just need more thirst chops of me.

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Speaker 1: Like I miss being sexualized. I'm just like not sexualized

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Speaker 1: as much anymore.

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Speaker 3: I will give you a con tribute, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: I need one, Like, when's the last time someone came

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Speaker 1: about It's okay, Actually.

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Speaker 3: Let me not because saying that you're gonna get a lot,

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Speaker 3: which is kind of a vibe, it's actually it's like,

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Speaker 3: where's my com tribute. I know there's someone out there.

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Speaker 2: Who has to snail trail tribute.

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Speaker 3: No, I want a snail ChIL tribute, and I want

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Speaker 3: a contribute immediately.

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Speaker 2: Would you take a discharge tribute?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I will take a bottle, any bodily fluid, spit tribute,

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Speaker 3: spit tribute, a ship tribute, literally, anything someone shipped on

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Speaker 3: a photo of me. I really ironically need to see that.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a shake think piss on a photo.

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Speaker 2: The funk is this, but the piss could be anything.

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Speaker 2: Let me see, let me see. Oh I got a

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Speaker 3: I literally have no idea what that is. Do you

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Speaker 3: have the numbers saved? Oh?

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Speaker 1: It's literally, Devna, did she get.

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Speaker 2: A new number? She got to phones? One for the cases,

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Speaker 2: one for those Yeah, did you get it because.

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Speaker 3: Her job fire cases? Yeah. We love definitely Carlson.

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Speaker 1: Live Laflave Devinitely, Carlson, what what's wrong with you? We

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Speaker 1: literally brought up one of the most gorgeous women in

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Speaker 1: the world, and I you don't know how to act?

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't. I thought she was going to bring

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Speaker 4: up something.

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Speaker 2: But we'll spare you. We'll spare you.

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Speaker 1: Although this is very open ended and we'll leave a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions to the viewers, and we're not cutting

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Speaker 3: I haven't cried in two years.

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Speaker 2: That is just not true. True that day seriously said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Was watching a Brittany and Sarah video and he saw

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Speaker 1: I could laugh like that, Like, I just wish I

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Speaker 3: No, I mean they like laugh at everything, and it's

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Speaker 3: I'd like I just I get lost in my own

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Speaker 1: That's literally everybody with attention issues who's also a comedian.

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Speaker 2: So that's everyone in.

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Speaker 3: Our group, Brittany and Sarah. I need training.

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Speaker 1: Everybody in our group in a room is a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: That is the description how loud a room gets. When

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Speaker 3: It is discussed. I have to I literally have to

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Speaker 3: like every time everybody's over because it's so loud, and

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00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 3: it's always the next person's like trying to get the

443
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 3: big best joke in the next laugh in, and like

444
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 3: sometimes I just cannot participate, and I freaked the funk

445
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 3: out and I have to just go lay in my

446
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 3: bed and be on my iPhone where it's quiet for

447
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 3: like literally five minutes, and then I make my way

448
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 3: back in here when I hear Will Smith is getting

449
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 3: his ass or beating Chris Rock's ass on stage.

450
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 2: I can't believe you missed that with the whole group.

451
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 2: Isn't that embarrassing?

452
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 3: Guy?

453
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 4: Like we had like such a moment photo as it

454
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 4: was happening. Did you actually of everyone's face?

455
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 3: Well, I was I was on the I was in

456
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 3: that photo.

457
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 4: Oh, well, wasn't that when it was happening.

458
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 3: No, it was after I came in when you were

459
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 3: taking the photos. I was, so I was in all

460
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 3: the photo evidence, so I could sit here and say, actually,

461
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 3: I was.

462
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 2: There, but you were yesterday.

463
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 1: It was the first time in a long time I

464
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: actually did feel overwhelmed by how loud it got because

465
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: I had to like connect the laptop to the TV

466
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: and someone kept I like, someone kept saying something to me,

467
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm actually gonna freak out if

468
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 1: you repeat it.

469
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: But I think it might have been Ki, but I

470
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 2: don't remember. It was like something Kaigh or Krishan was saying.

471
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: One of you, like one of the really white men

472
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: in the room was like saying a lot to me,

473
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm gonna it wasn't me.

474
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 3: I was in the room.

475
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,439
Speaker 4: I don't think it was me.

476
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 3: It couldn't have been me.

477
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 2: It probably could. It probably is you.

478
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 3: No, I actually wasn't in the room when it was

479
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 3: getting hooked up. But yeah, I was working. I was grinding.

480
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 2: You sound like someone lied.

481
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 3: I was grindering, grindering. Yeah, it's like working hard.

482
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: No, dude, like grindering like insinuways you were on the

483
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: app grinder.

484
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is, Like, don't even

485
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 3: what is that?

486
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 4: You just got like fourteen notifications right now your phone

487
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 4: is literally blowing.

488
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 2: It's vibrating so hard, it's about to explode.

489
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 4: What.

490
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 3: I don't even literally know what y'all are even talking about.

491
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 3: I don't know what grinder is. Grinder is probably.

492
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 2: You're looking up the sound right now.

493
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, let's just like ruin the Like it's just

494
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 3: like taking so long. Oh, how do you need a phone?

495
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 3: How do you need a phone?

496
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 2: You know, to mute a phone? That was insane? How

497
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 2: long it took you to get to that?

498
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 3: Like, fuck both of y'all.

499
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 2: I literally just.

500
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:59,239
Speaker 3: A punching bag for everybody always. Everybody just picks me up.

501
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: You literally I started this by saying, like you're getting

502
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: too many compliments and they're leaking into real life, and

503
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: now you're trying to explain that you are being attacked.

504
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 3: I was literally just attacked. Everybody was not just attacked.

505
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 2: You're going to hell? Did you know that I'm going

506
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: to kill you?

507
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 3: Also, the word.

508
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 2: Turn that thing off? You're slut That's the.

509
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 3: Thing about you is like I am slit yep, and

510
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 3: you think that's okay, I'm horneye.

511
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: But you ran through.

512
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 3: I gotta I literally have to get it out. If

513
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 3: I don't let it out, it starts to hurt.

514
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: You're literally so ran through and you're actually going to hell.

515
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna be sad because I wish my friend could

516
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: go to heaven with me, but they're going to hell

517
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: because you're a fucking slut.

518
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 4: God turning away Drew because he's too ran through.

519
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 3: No, he's literally I actually am ran through as fuck.

520
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 3: I'm not even exaggerating. I'm ran through, but like not

521
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 3: by like what you would expect. I have. I have

522
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 3: electric feel last time I was a ran threat was

523
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 3: told last time you ran through.

524
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: Also, I decided that like the worst thing. Anybody who

525
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: is not in my core group of people.

526
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're like blowing up? Are you going

527
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 2: viral right now?

528
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 1: On?

529
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 3: Literally going viral.

530
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: Up?

531
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 3: I put my face on there for the first time

532
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 3: in five years.

533
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 2: Is your face is not on there?

534
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 3: Absolutely not? Hell? No, never do that. I don't even

535
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 3: know what what you're even talking about.

536
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: And then why were you so sure that your face

537
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 2: wasn't on it. It's just not one day.

538
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 3: It's actually crazy how COVID is over, Like it's it's crazy,

539
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 3: how it has ended. No, I don't know anybody with COVID.

540
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 3: No one knows anybody with COVID. It's just over. Well,

541
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 3: I don't just ended. I don't think it was real

542
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 3: to begin with, no facts. They had to start of

543
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 3: a plandemic. It was a plandemic, and they started a

544
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 3: war to get our attention off the COVID because.

545
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: Because the government it's all fai literally want like was like,

546
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna like it's.

547
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 3: I'm walking, I'm done. But yeah, COVID's over. It's actually crazy,

548
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 3: and they planned a war for the next year.

549
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: Though there are going to be the people who are like,

550
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: am I the only.

551
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 2: One who I know?

552
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: The mask mandate is lifted everywhere, but I refuse to

553
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: go outside without a mask.

554
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you're a pussy, You're loser.

555
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 2: The thing is, I'm like, Okay, I did my part.

556
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Like the

557
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 2: world is ending, We're going into a war.

558
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 3: Like it's done, it's done. The economy is about the

559
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 3: collapse like let me live, and ironically, I want a gun.

560
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 3: I want a gun so bad.

561
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: We were talking about this last night and a friend

562
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: of ours who it makes sense that they would have

563
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: a gun because they have like extremely like intense valuables.

564
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, I guess, like that makes sense,

565
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: and then everyone in the room it.

566
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: Was a room of like three losers with like the

567
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: most expensive thing they have is like their iPhone.

568
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 3: Myself, I'm protecting myself.

569
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 2: No one wants to like harm you, like I don't.

570
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 3: Know that never had a gun. That would be one. No.

571
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 3: The thing is is if I had a gun and

572
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 3: like someone actually did rebreak into the house, I wouldn't

573
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 3: shoot them. I would probably shoot myself.

574
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: I say this Drew all the time, Like, oh, I

575
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: say all the time, like the murderer, the killer would

576
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: get to the gun before you and use your.

577
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 3: Own because one of those they wouldn't use it on me.

578
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 3: I would accidentally shoot my foot or something, and then

579
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 3: he would be like, oh, I literally cannot rob this

580
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 3: person because they actually are like lacking brain power. Just

581
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: walk out, walk right out now there.

582
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: If I'm assuming they came in to like steal things,

583
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: so like if you're shot on the foot, they're probably.

584
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: Just gonna like keep it pushing, yeah, and steal things.

585
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: The good thing is that, like realistically, like somebody who's

586
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: coming in our house to steal things aren't going to

587
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: steal the things we actually care about, which is like

588
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: our stupid little like toys.

589
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 2: And things, because that's what I get.

590
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 3: They're gonna say my computer, and I'm like, I don't

591
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 3: give a fuck, you can have my computer. I want

592
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 3: my little like toys that are like one of none.

593
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 2: I might have the computer.

594
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: I want my like silly little stinky zine I bought

595
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 1: like three years ago.

596
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 3: That I refused to get my stinky zine with water

597
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 3: dam It's the way. It's the way that I literally

598
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 3: like have so much patriotism right now.

599
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: What is happening over here? Like you need to chill.

600
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 3: I just love America.

601
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 2: That's brave.

602
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 3: I'm just switching up. I'm switching the narrative. We need

603
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 3: to go back to republication.

604
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: I said that yesterday. I was like, I'm gonna be

605
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm turned forecasting Trump is gonna be

606
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: in in the next year.

607
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be literally trend forecasting Trump saying like, I'm

608
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 3: gonna start standing Trump now because in three years it's

609
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 3: gonna be cool to stand Trump. And I'm like, you

610
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 3: are like actually deranged and you have like real issues.

611
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: Trent forecasting Trump is gonna slay the House.

612
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 3: Boots when the presidency again, unfortunately, and that's why we

613
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 3: all have to get out there and vote.

614
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 2: You're trend forecasting the next vote.

615
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 3: Don't vote for Trump. I'm serious.

616
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 2: You might be the first person to say that. The

617
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 2: thing is when I say like this, I'm like, I

618
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: know someone's gonna.

619
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 3: Be like they're gonna flip it and they're like, it's

620
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 3: not fucking funny, and I'm like, it literally is. It

621
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 3: literally is funny to like play. It's the way that

622
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 3: we saw the Killer at the moment I actually saw

623
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 3: the Killer and I just got chills.

624
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 2: Have we told you about this guy?

625
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: Dude?

626
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: It literally was actually so scary. So we went to

627
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: see Worst Person in the World, which is our fucking.

628
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 3: Don't even get met tier movie. It's best movie that

629
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: I've seen this year.

630
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, it's it's my Media the Week. I know,

631
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: it's Drew's Media the Week, Like it is so fucking good.

632
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: But we went together. We were supposed to go with Josh,

633
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: but Josh fucking bailed on us because he doesn't love

634
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: us and he hates us.

635
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 3: He actually want to carey, he doesn't care about us,

636
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 3: and he literally bought me in and out and let

637
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 3: me you edit on his computer all day.

638
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 2: But we're supposed to see with him. He couldn't. Oh,

639
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: are you kidding me?

640
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 4: I barely moved the thing? How did you even hear that?

641
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 2: Run that back? You heard? How loud that was.

642
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna edit the sounds so that it's gone.

643
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 2: You're going to hell. So you're trying so hard to

644
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: like tick me.

645
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 3: You are so soft like actually, I'm not even saying

646
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 3: my legs softer like that. Yes, your hands are like

647
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 3: really soft like that.

648
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 2: You want these hands on your I.

649
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: Want them to touch my ass like they're actually really soft.

650
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 2: You want me.

651
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Like if I close

652
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 3: my eyes and you were like, are these mannequin hands

653
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 3: or human hands? I would literally say mannequin hands because

654
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 3: they're so soft. Also, they feel like, you know, Sofia

655
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 3: the robot. They feel like how I imagine Sofia the

656
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 3: Robot's skin feels.

657
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: Kay, would you like a touch?

658
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

659
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you.

660
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 3: Want to touch in You're so bad.

661
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 4: You guys don't understand how hard my life is because

662
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 4: I can't touch any one of my hands.

663
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 2: I will say.

664
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: The other day, you rubbed your fucking palm sweat on

665
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: my like leg and it actually was like the scariest thing.

666
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 3: Ever I've genuinely never I've genuinely never noticed.

667
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: Is it a recent thing? Like you should get.

668
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 3: In your hands like a normal uh in the last

669
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 3: after hanging out around me because you're so nervous. Yeah, no,

670
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: you should get botox in your hands.

671
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, that could be a good Patreon episode.

672
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 2: Are you insinuating that we have to get you bowtok?

673
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 3: I'll pay for the book. I genuinely like would consider

674
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 3: paying for the boattoks.

675
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 2: How much would it be?

676
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 4: I'll google it.

677
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 2: Let's see, we'll go in for you. We'll go We'll

678
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 2: go in on you raw dog style.

679
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 4: It'll get rid of my wrinkles on my hands.

680
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 2: I don't know that as much as it is like

681
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: filling the poor.

682
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 4: So maybe we could do that and then I can

683
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 4: get my palms read.

684
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 3: That would be really we can change the description of

685
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 3: your palm.

686
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can change my desk.

687
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my leg off because I feel like

688
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: it's like heavy.

689
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 3: It's fine, but you can take it off. I'm like

690
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 3: a strong boy, get strong thighs and calves, so I

691
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 3: get to put my leg on you. No, I have

692
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 3: wet pants.

693
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 2: So we went to this movie theater.

694
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: It was a cute theater, but it was fucking end

695
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: and also it wasn't regular seas.

696
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 3: Couch, you know, it was couches. And we thought we

697
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 3: saw the real killer, Like I really the real killer

698
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 3: in the theater with us. He was in the theater

699
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 3: with us, the killer was and he like sat okay.

700
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 3: So the movie finished, and like he sat all the

701
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 3: way through the credits, like we.

702
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 2: Were watching a Marvel movie.

703
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:26,439
Speaker 3: And he sat there like the stilly still I've ever seen, like.

704
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 2: Literally like he was in the same position.

705
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 3: He did not move his face at all, Like he

706
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 3: sat as still as this.

707
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: Also like to like give like more context. It's like

708
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: little couches, and he had the whole couch to himself,

709
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: so he could have like sprawled out and got comfy

710
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: and like like leaned.

711
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: Back a little bit, but he stood that still.

712
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 1: The whole time, and I looked at him multiple times

713
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: through the movie, and there wasn't a glimpse of expression.

714
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 4: You know.

715
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 3: I kept looking at him because I was like, is

716
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 3: this motherfucker crying? Like everyone is crying, like you have

717
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 3: to be crying, And he literally had nothing on his face.

718
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 3: It literally looked like he was wearing a mass It

719
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 3: was literally so scary.

720
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 2: It was so scary.

721
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: And the reason we even stayed after credits is because

722
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: the movie was like so good, I wanted to do

723
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: a stupid thing where like I filmed a bunch of

724
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: clips of me like crying, being like annoying and like

725
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: dying and passing away in the theater.

726
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 2: So we stayed for a minute and I was like,

727
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 2: he's gonna get up soon.

728
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 3: And like we s a normal person would.

729
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: And we sat there and he didn't move, and then

730
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: it was like the credits were like done, like they were.

731
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: Showing the logos of the production companies already.

732
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 3: And the last had already come on. Like yeah, he

733
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 3: was literally just sitting in like a bright ass movie theater,

734
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 3: like staring at the credits. But that's the craziest part

735
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: is like this isn't even the real killer.

736
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, this isn't the killer, the killer of the story.

737
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: But he's not the killer.

738
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: So then we.

739
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: Leave, like we I go to the bathroom and me

740
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: and you were like just talking about the movie and

741
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: like wiping my fucking puffy ash cry face, and we're

742
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: like walking down the theater's empty, and.

743
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 3: We should have walked back in and see if I know.

744
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: I'm assuming the killer was because we went to the

745
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: parking lot and also the preface before we got in

746
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: the theater, this car was there downstairs with the lights on,

747
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: like the whole car was on, and we looked in

748
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: and no one was in it.

749
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: And it was like an old ass like.

750
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: No branded car, like I couldn't see, like it wasn't

751
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: like it looked like a Toyota Camra, but there was

752
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: no logos.

753
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 3: On it at all. Really felt like a test, Like

754
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 3: it felt like a test by like saw like Jigsaw,

755
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 3: and it was like if you touch the door handle

756
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 3: like a pig, a person in a pig mask is

757
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 3: going to come out and like chlorophyl, you kill you and.

758
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 2: Like and nobody was in the car.

759
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 3: Chlora phill me up.

760
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: So then we go back downstairs to the parking lot

761
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: to go to my car, and there's no other cars

762
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: in the parking lot other than my car and this

763
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: fucking killer car and me Dured talking and we're talking.

764
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking and walking and.

765
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 2: Like dude, both of us go deathly silent, but we

766
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 2: keep walking.

767
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 3: And they were both staring at the car and we're like, oh,

768
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 3: this is I'm getting chosen.

769
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 2: Like we know, and like, Hi, I'm not kidding.

770
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: We weren't saying anything to each other, Like we both

771
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: stopped dead in our talking and we were just like

772
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: walking past the car, and both of us like we

773
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: were saying anything to each other. We started speeding up

774
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: past the car because and then we just ran to

775
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: my car and actually started screaming and got in my

776
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: car and.

777
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 3: Like with the out is because what we saw, we

778
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 3: both saw it, and neither of us said it to

779
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 3: each other because they're like that was actually like eye, yeah,

780
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 3: you're taking that's something you take to the grave, because

781
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 3: if you say it out loud, you're literally a psychopath

782
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 3: and you need to be locked away. But like we

783
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 3: both saw it. We were looking in the window in

784
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 3: the driver's seat of this car, were like, oh, like

785
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 3: they have to be in there now, right, Yeah, because

786
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 3: the car was still on, yeah, and we look in

787
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 3: and there's like this really old man sitting in the car,

788
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 3: like hit like a giant head of this huge host

789
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 3: sitting in this car in the driver's seat. And then

790
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 3: like as you walk closer, it morphed into like a

791
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 3: young person's head. And then me and you looked at

792
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 3: each other and were like, did you see that? And

793
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 3: then both of us immediately knew what we saw. And

794
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 3: then we when we were running, we both looked back

795
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 3: because we were like, that had to have been a

796
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 3: reflection of a poster. Yeah, and there was nothing. There

797
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 3: was nothing, There was nothing, And we both saw this.

798
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:23,439
Speaker 3: It was so fucking we described it to each other

799
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 3: like the same the exact same time. It was the

800
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 3: most ominous ship ever. And then when when we got

801
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 3: into the parking garage before, like when we parked, I

802
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 3: was like, why is this the quietest parking garage? It

803
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 3: was like deathly like and then but it was full

804
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 3: and like right after we saw it, and like we

805
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 3: both like what triggered our running is like we both

806
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 3: saw it. We were silent and we were like, did

807
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 3: you see that? And then a bird flew in the

808
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 3: garage and we both screamed, and I was like, actually,

809
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 3: like on the.

810
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 2: Verge of tears.

811
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 3: It was so funny.

812
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 2: Actually, I was like, I'm dying in this park.

813
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, there's someone in the back of

814
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,240
Speaker 3: the car. Did you look in the back.

815
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: Of the I and I looked in the car hell

816
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: hard because I was like, there has to be a

817
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: person in there, and there was a person.

818
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 3: In there in our car. Like I looked. I was like,

819
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 3: there was a person in our car.

820
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 4: No, I just looked around you. Oh, not in your car,

821
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 4: but there was a person.

822
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 2: No, there wasn't a person. There was a car.

823
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 3: It looked at there was no person, and we both

824
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 3: saw this fucking figure shift. It was a It was like.

825
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: As we got close, and that's why I thought it

826
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: had to have been a poster, because as we got closer,

827
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 1: it more like yeah, it literally like more into.

828
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 2: Like a younger dude.

829
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,439
Speaker 3: It was so weird. And then yeah, we looked and

830
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 3: we looked all over the garage and like there were

831
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: there was literally nothing but sound proofing on the ceiling,

832
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 3: and like that was it.

833
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was no posters and the car was still on. Yeah,

834
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 1: and we didn't see the killer.

835
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 4: If you guys had invited me, there would have been

836
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 4: a third person to like confirm this, are.

837
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: You, like, yeah, saying you don't believe us.

838
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 3: No, he's saying he wanted to be invited.

839
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 2: And we did invite you.

840
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 3: We did invite you. Oh fuck, and you were busy.

841
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 4: Never mind, never mind, forget that I said that you're freak.

842
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 3: You were.

843
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 2: It was actually fucking insane.

844
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 3: And when I was retelling it, I got chills again.

845
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: Like I've never had an experience like that in my life.

846
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm so like, not a believer of paranormal activity at all,

847
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: but that shit freaked me out.

848
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 4: When you guys were describing it, that entire thing, I

849
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 4: felt the same feeling that I got when I saw

850
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 4: the trailer for Under the Skin the first time.

851
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 3: Oh word, yeah, yeah, like the alien like weird just

852
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 3: like yeah, dude.

853
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 2: It felt so it really it genuinely felt like otherworldly.

854
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 2: I've never like like it was.

855
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 3: So it was the most like I said it. When

856
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 3: I got out of the car, I was like, why

857
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 3: is this the most silent space I've ever been into

858
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 3: my entire life? Like there were no sounds, like there

859
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 3: wasn't even ringing in my ears, Like it was literally

860
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: like a liminal space almost, and I want to go

861
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 3: back to the garage.

862
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 1: So I do want to go back because also what's

863
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: weird is as I think about it, like that night

864
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: was so good though, like even post that, like I

865
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: felt really good, like going into the theater, I felt good,

866
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: like it felt awesome. But that was like genuinely like

867
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: I was like scared when I was like unlocking my car,

868
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: I literally was like I need to get in.

869
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: My car, like my ankles are going to be slashed,

870
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 3: like there's gonna be a ghost that like kills me.

871
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 3: Like it really was like like pure.

872
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: You know. What's also weird is the reflection thing was

873
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: in black and white, like yes, oh my god, white

874
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: black and white, and it wasn't in color like the

875
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: reflect the guy in it was just like it was

876
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 1: fully black.

877
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 2: It was like gray and white.

878
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 3: I could literally like it's so vivid in my head

879
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 3: still that I could like draw it and I could

880
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 3: like I don't know it and like it. It was

881
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 3: almost like an Aphex twin, like like old like Aphex

882
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 3: twins like taste on like an.

883
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: Old Ax twin like Rick Rubin looking motherfucker for the

884
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: first old.

885
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

886
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 4: So crazy.

887
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 3: Well not, No, I was saying like an Aphex Twin character,

888
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 3: like someone in his universe, like a Chris Cunningham like

889
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 3: music video. Yeah, but yeah, it was very like scary.

890
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was an alien for sure.

891
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 3: That's what I'm not kidding.

892
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: That is what it felt like. It didn't feel like

893
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: a ghostly like presence. It literally felt like in like

894
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 1: an other worldly presence. Now, no, because I don't foresee

895
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: that happening to me ever.

896
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 3: Again, Well, Elon Musk is starting human trials on the neuralink.

897
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 4: Even though all the monkeys died.

898
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't give a fuck, and I want it, Elon. Literally,

899
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 3: there are literally hundreds of thousands of people who would

900
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 3: back you if I got brain damage from this thing,

901
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 3: Like they would say, oh, he wanted it, like he

902
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 3: really wanted it, Like I'm saying it out loud, like

903
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 3: please give it to me, like I'm actually begging.

904
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let you, because my life is too a

905
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: deitron with you if I lost you, like my whole.

906
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 3: Life so that all I am is of work.

907
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 2: Did I say work high?

908
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 4: No she didn't, she insinuated, No, you twisted her word.

909
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, my life is intertwined with she.

910
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 4: Just expressed like a deep sentiment of love to you,

911
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 4: and then you twisted.

912
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 2: It because you think it's about money.

913
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 3: Well, you can't trust anybody, so it's who me. I

914
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 3: can't trust anybody.

915
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 4: My hands are so fucking sweaty.

916
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 2: Your balls are sweaty.

917
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 3: Maybe get you some they're sweaty.

918
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: What this is the other thing I was gonna say.

919
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: The worst thing you can do on Instagram if I've

920
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: been following you for five plus years is post on

921
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: Instagram because don't let me catch you at the top

922
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: of my fucking timeline.

923
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 2: I am unfollowing you, and it's and it's.

924
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: Not me trying to be mean, like I'm on following you,

925
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: like don't if I see you.

926
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: On my timeline and it's bringing back memories I'm following.

927
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do not need that, Like I.

928
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: Don't need to be like, oh my god, I like

929
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: I don't need to be like how do I know

930
00:43:58,400 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: this person?

931
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to think of you.

932
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 3: Know what I'm about. I'm about to unfollow literally everybody,

933
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 3: so I can like unfollow like a few people that

934
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 3: I don't want to be following anymore. And instead of

935
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: just like making it very targeted. I'm like, oh, I

936
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 3: just forgot to follow you back and just never follow

937
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 3: them back.

938
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 2: I can be your friend and not follow you exactly.

939
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 3: I can be your friend and not care about what

940
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 3: you see what I see on your like what you posted.

941
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 2: I can be your friend and think your photos are

942
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 2: really fucking ugly and just not want to follow you.

943
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 3: No, I actually do not give a fuck about like

944
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 3: my following. I don't even go through like the homepage anymore.

945
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 3: Like I genuinely like just like scroll on my Explorer

946
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 3: page and watch like monkeys eat fucking pomegranates and bread.

947
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: The thing is, I keep up with like maybe fifteen

948
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: people and then everybody else like I never see and

949
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: that's why when I see them, I'm like.

950
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: Oh, like I'm not even looking at yourself. Yep, sorry,

951
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 2: sorry about that.

952
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: We had to bring back casual Instagram, guys, casual photo doom.

953
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 2: We need we need to.

954
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: Bring back casualty Instagram in theory, like I would like

955
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: to actually just post.

956
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 2: I think I've gotten better at that though. I literally just.

957
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: Like look at something, I'm like, I'm gonna post this,

958
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: and then I just post. But I I think I'm

959
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: gonna like start hell posting like I foresee that being

960
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: the next thing is just like over posting, like.

961
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 2: I want to treat ig like a blog, like blog style, Sleigh.

962
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: I want to treat you like my blog and just

963
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: like put myself all over you.

964
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 3: I've begged you for months for that.

965
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like when you beg but I'm not gonna

966
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: actually give it to you. How's that feel? You just

967
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 2: call me a bitch and you're laughing about it.

968
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 4: Oh no, I wasn't laughing.

969
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 2: Don't fucking do You will never see the light of

970
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 2: day again.

971
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 4: I can't, literally can't. I'm fucking bitch.

972
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: You're saying you will never see the light of day again.

973
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 2: It's such a deeply like dark senter.

974
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put you in a cellar.

975
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 2: See the sun again?

976
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 3: It's pretty scary.

977
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 2: I can do that to both of you.

978
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 3: Is that the sun before?

979
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

980
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 3: Actually? Yeah? Really?

981
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 2: Or no, I guess it's seen the moon?

982
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

983
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like you would have to you would

984
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 4: know if it has, because even if you're outside naked,

985
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 4: you have to have to spread to spread your cheeks.

986
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 3: I think that's something that I need to do soon.

987
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I want to be naked like in

988
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 2: nature so bad.

989
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: I've been naked outdoors at night, not as a day.

990
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 3: I got naked outside a couple of times in high school.

991
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 2: Because you're a slut.

992
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm Hella ran through literally in the nature center.

993
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? No, you're hell.

994
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 3: Twice and I'm stitching on you. Different people slut.

995
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 2: We need to bring back slut shaming.

996
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 1: We need to bring backing, we need to bring back homophobia.

997
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. We've made a lot of progress at this podcast.

998
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: We've done a lot of society have done so much

999
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: here an emergency intercome. We've done a lot for the

1000
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: progression of society.

1001
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god. If anything, No, I modeled the waters.

1002
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 3: I genuinely believe we've like calmed some people down.

1003
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I do, Like, although I talk about this

1004
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: a lot, like it's needed, like it was just the

1005
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: grand swing of things.

1006
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 3: The pendulum just needed to reset it.

1007
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 2: So yeah, like it did need to swing very like far.

1008
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to say left because it's like that's

1009
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: I hate using like a political term for it. But

1010
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: it didn't need to swing super high where like they

1011
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: were okay, it was very clear, like there was no break. Yeah,

1012
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: there was no room to be like poking fun at

1013
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: these things because not enough change was made. And now

1014
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: I think we're kind of coming to a spot. Of course,

1015
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: a lot of change still needs to be made, but

1016
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: I think we're coming to a point where it's like, okay,

1017
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: like you can like say, let's you know.

1018
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 3: What's you know what's just have something.

1019
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 2: You know, I'm fucking joking, you fucking bitch.

1020
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 3: Let's have some fun. Don't touch my fucking don't. That

1021
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 3: is my vibe though I was name out your fucking mouth.

1022
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 2: I would slap someone for you.

1023
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 3: I would slap the ship out of someone.

1024
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: But I will say not on public television. No, I know,

1025
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: because I would also I would, I would break down.

1026
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,240
Speaker 3: I would slept the ship out of someone for a stranger.

1027
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 3: And you saw it. You're fucking you don't have to

1028
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 3: get into it. But let's just say I'm a good person.

1029
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 1: Oh well, a good person doesn't have to speak on

1030
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 1: the good things.

1031
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,879
Speaker 2: They do. They just like I never spoke on it.

1032
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 4: I never spoke on it, barely spoke on it.

1033
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 2: He was really good about it, like he just kind

1034
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 2: of hinted at it.

1035
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,240
Speaker 3: Can you have me my cheetos.

1036
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're not already hungry for dinner.

1037
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 3: I have a cold and I can't go to dinner.

1038
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 2: You have a cold heart, that's what you have, sho

1039
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: pop on the media.

1040
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, fifty three minutes right on time.

1041
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: I almost said something so nasty. I'm in heat. I'm

1042
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 2: literally eating she is. I'm in heat. I need the

1043
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 2: fuck I need to fuck.

1044
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 4: For eight months, I'm.

1045
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,919
Speaker 2: Always in heat. It's like actually a problem. I'm never

1046
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: not horny, but we don't have to get into it.

1047
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 2: I'm literally salivating at the idea of cock right now.

1048
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I wrote. Oh I say this every episode,

1049
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 3: but my life has been too normal and good recently.

1050
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god, expect something horrible to drop soon. I

1051
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 3: don't know what something big is coming.

1052
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 2: I'm genuinely like, okay, my media is.

1053
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 3: Even way too solid, Like I like really have like

1054
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 3: very little to complain about, which, like its a fucking vibe.

1055
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 3: But I'm like the pinchum always has to swing. What's coming?

1056
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. My media of the week is Peace

1057
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:38,240
Speaker 2: by Dave. I thought I didn't know where that sound

1058
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 2: was coming from, and it freak three out.

1059
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 3: No, you're about to get mad at me. I was

1060
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 3: at yourself.

1061
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 2: My media the week is Peace by Dave Bigsby.

1062
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking get you in the neck Healing Part

1063
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: one by Todd Rundgren, Burying Me next to You by

1064
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: bilal And and your mom is a slut? Oh my god,

1065
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: I should talk about it and then talk to her.

1066
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 2: I think I said that movie. Fuck you, motherfucker.

1067
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,479
Speaker 3: My media is Space mof by Stereo Lamb.

1068
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: You are smacking the fuck out of your mouth right

1069
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: now like it is awful, and I'm gonna.

1070
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 3: Hit you in God's childlike hands. Learn under.

1071
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I'm gonna actually hurt you. Finish what

1072
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 2: you're saying before you eat with your mouth open.

1073
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: Okay, Nick Drake, this is showing how much you care

1074
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: about your viewers right now, and it's very low.

1075
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 3: About my what this is what gets the views? Baby?

1076
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 3: Should I do the means section? No, that's toy with

1077
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,280
Speaker 3: the idea where we play with memes, where we play.

1078
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 2: With my member with my member right now needs touching now.

1079
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 3: This week's meme one of three is this.

1080
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has memes that I haven't seen, so we

1081
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 2: can get to react and then when I yell, it's

1082
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 2: gonna be embarrassing.

1083
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 3: There's a really good one. You've already seen all these.

1084
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 3: This is just a classic. Some of y'all should live here,

1085
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 3: not naming names. We need to visit this street because

1086
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 3: I need a photo with it.

1087
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 2: Is it New York?

1088
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 3: No, there's a street here called gay Street, and we

1089
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 3: need to go.

1090
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 4: I got destroyed on your meme account.

1091
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 3: I got destroyed, Oh yeah, on the target someone. That's

1092
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 3: when I called on the tag someone gay to out them.

1093
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 3: All of the comments were about Kai and it was

1094
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 3: people that don't even know Kai that were comments. Celebrities

1095
00:52:52,480 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 3: of course. And then we'll stick with the theme. Just

1096
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 3: another classic, like so, I guess for boy, men is

1097
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 3: for men?

1098
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 2: You're for men?

1099
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 3: Oh yeah no on Themans of the.

1100
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: Week, dude, I actually sweat from one armpit only when

1101
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 1: I'm not hot, but I'm like vocally and active, when

1102
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: I'm active with my mouth.

1103
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 3: That's real.

1104
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 2: I need to get active with my mouth immediately.

1105
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 3: People scare the fuck out of me. Nipples so weird,

1106
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 3: Like genuinely they're so weird.

1107
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 2: I'd like to put some nipples in my mouth.

1108
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 3: Of course, sooner than later. But yeah, they scared the

1109
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 3: funk out of me. And also they can relate this.

1110
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 3: They feel weird.

1111
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 4: What when people touch Oh yeah, I have really sensitive nipples.

1112
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 2: Like some things are meant to be kept private.

1113
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 4: Cut. Yeah. As soon as I said it, I was

1114
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 4: just like, I wish I could take that that.

1115
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 3: My ship is blowing up.

1116
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: All right.

1117
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for listening to this episode.

1118
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: It was a rocky start, but we got here in

1119
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 2: the end.

1120
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:12,720
Speaker 3: Was it really rocky?

1121
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't. I just wanted to say that.

1122
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 3: It's because I spoke for more time.

1123
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: No, it's because you went on a rat about being

1124
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: sexy and I don't like that.

1125
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 3: Everybody, I don't

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00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 2: Want you to have confidence, right,