Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day.
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Speaker 4: Donkey of Today for Monday, May thirteenth goes to a
Speaker 4: man named George Sandival. George is apparently six y five
Speaker 4: and four hundred pounds Marvin le Obese. Okay, those details
Speaker 4: are important for this story because George put hands on someone. Now,
Speaker 4: if someone sixty five, four hundred pounds put hands on you,
Speaker 4: it's probably gonna leave a market if they can catch you.
Speaker 4: If they can catch you and put hands on you,
Speaker 4: they gonna leave a mark. And that's exactly what George did,
Speaker 4: because he gave a young woman named Monique Larlos a
Speaker 4: black eye. Now I know what you're thinking. You gotta
Speaker 4: hear both sides. Well, let's go to Kokomo News for
Speaker 4: the report.
Speaker 3: Police, whoa did you see that a subway manager in
Speaker 3: Madera was punched in the face Thursday evening, and the
Speaker 3: man had to be tackled by a customer and employees
Speaker 3: to get him to stop.
Speaker 5: I did not expect this. He comes around the corner,
Speaker 5: I go, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: Hit me over ham?
Speaker 5: He hit me, he punched me. All I could remember
Speaker 5: is just black.
Speaker 3: General manager Monique Larrios says she was called into work
Speaker 3: that day by her employees, saying this man was mad
Speaker 3: because he didn't get double ham on his sandwich, even
Speaker 3: though the store had proved he only paid to have
Speaker 3: six extra slices of meat, not twelve. But that issue
Speaker 3: escalated to this.
Speaker 5: I still can't feel half on my face. I can't
Speaker 5: feel nothing. I'm scared that there's gonna be some kind
Speaker 5: of damage permanent. I've never been so numb to where
Speaker 5: my face feels like it's a mass, you know.
Speaker 3: Maderra police officers say they arrested George Sandoval, the man
Speaker 3: who they say hit her that night, for battery. Brio
Speaker 3: says she never stood a chance.
Speaker 5: I'm for eleven. This guy was six five, four hundred
Speaker 5: almost four hundred pounds.
Speaker 4: Big back, big back, big back, big back, six '
Speaker 4: five f one hundred pounds. How many people did it
Speaker 4: take to bring this man down? Whenever I'm in subwhere
Speaker 4: it's only a couple of folks. Okay, how many people
Speaker 4: did it take to bring down this sick five four
Speaker 4: hundred pounds man? And why was he at subway? He
Speaker 4: know he wanted to be at Golden Kraal. This man
Speaker 4: paid to have six extra slices of hand, but he
Speaker 4: wanted twelve. This is yet another reason why you shouldn't
Speaker 4: be eating pig. Okay, no pork on my fork. If
Speaker 4: it's swine, I won't die. Duteronomy fourteen eight says you
Speaker 4: shouldn't touch the flesh, but that pig nonetheless eat it.
Speaker 1: And this is an example why not? Really?
Speaker 4: But in this era we can make two plus two
Speaker 4: equal five? So why not don't eat hand? Because it
Speaker 4: will lead you to punch random women in the face
Speaker 4: when you don't get enough of it now. I also
Speaker 4: want to tell people out there stop telling insane people
Speaker 4: what they won't do.
Speaker 1: You do.
Speaker 4: Realize ninety probably ninety five percent of being crazy is
Speaker 4: doing what other people say you shouldn't do. So when
Speaker 4: a guy comes around the counter at a fast food restaurant,
Speaker 4: you have to just assume that nothing good is about
Speaker 4: to happen immediately. You should start doing what you need
Speaker 4: to do to protect yourself. But for some reason, Monique
Speaker 4: says she did not expect this. Maybe she's young and
Speaker 4: still believes in humanity. Give with some time, with agent experience,
Speaker 4: you too will start to see and expect the worse
Speaker 4: than people. Monique said to the man, what are you
Speaker 4: going to do? Hit me over ham? Yes, Monique, that's
Speaker 4: exactly what a crazy human will do. What do you
Speaker 4: think he came a running out the counter for And
Speaker 4: when you say things like that to them, what are
Speaker 4: you going to do?
Speaker 1: Hit me over a hamd You're giving him a bright idea.
Speaker 4: He probably walked around the counter and not knowing exactly
Speaker 4: what he wanted to do. He just wanted more ham
Speaker 4: and you told him what not to do, and in
Speaker 4: typical crazy fashion, he did it. That's what being crazy is,
Speaker 4: doing what people say you won't do.
Speaker 1: What makes this story even worse is she was off.
Speaker 4: She was called in the work that day by her
Speaker 4: employees who said a man was mad because he didn't
Speaker 4: get double ham on his sandwich. I would fire every
Speaker 4: single one of those employees if she got the power
Speaker 4: to fight him.
Speaker 1: Fire them all.
Speaker 4: You had to call me in because a person wanted
Speaker 4: extra meat on this sandwich. You couldn't handle that yourself.
Speaker 4: This is why I can't work fast food.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I used to work at Taco Bell back in the day.
Speaker 4: Worked there for two weeks before my sister fired me. Okay,
Speaker 4: because if someone wanted extra meat on this sandwich, I
Speaker 4: wouldn't give a damn.
Speaker 1: You could have it, Okay.
Speaker 4: If you want more of this genetically modified meat than
Speaker 4: bone appetite, Okay, I'm not about to argue with nobody
Speaker 4: over there fast food order. The customer is always absolutely
Speaker 4: right in the fast food world.
Speaker 1: These fast food restaurants not dying for you. You want
Speaker 1: more ham here?
Speaker 4: This poor girl says she still can't feel her face. Okay,
Speaker 4: half of her face she can't feel. Said, she can't
Speaker 4: feel nothing. She's scared there's gonna be some kind of
Speaker 4: permanent damage. She says, she's never been so numb, the
Speaker 4: way her face feels like a mask.
Speaker 1: All of that over some black forest ham.
Speaker 4: No man, let George, who is six y five, four
Speaker 4: hundred pounds morbidly obese, if he wants to pork, let
Speaker 4: him have it, And to the big Back Brigade, the
Speaker 4: Wide Tang Clan.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, just just reinforces the.
Speaker 4: Stereotype that fat people have no control over themselves. You
Speaker 4: don't have control over your eating habits. You don't have
Speaker 4: control over your emotions. You don't have control over the
Speaker 4: over the jiggling, the walking side to side.
Speaker 1: What do you want? Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: First of all, just dropping the clues bomb for Big Mack.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you snuck in him. He
Speaker 1: didn't do big a sneak anyway. How tall are you mac?
Speaker 2: Six four and a half six ' five. How much
Speaker 2: you weigh a metric ton?
Speaker 1: What hell was a metric ton?
Speaker 2: One thousand pounds pounds?
Speaker 1: You're right?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Ninety three?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: How much you wait from it? I'm in the forest.
Speaker 1: Did they catch this guy? Oh yeah, George Sandibo number month. Okay, alright, listen.
Speaker 2: First off, okay, you can go to hell, all right,
Speaker 2: because when I saw the story, I knew for a
Speaker 2: fact that Charlamagne was going to accuse me of this. Okay,
Speaker 2: because you have a thing about fat people, you have
Speaker 2: a weadism, all right, you're a problem.
Speaker 1: Second off, as.
Speaker 2: The president of the Fat Lives Committee, we are highly
Speaker 2: upset and we just want to apologize to this woman
Speaker 2: because here in the Fat Lives we have street mentality.
Speaker 1: Women and children are off limits.
Speaker 2: I understand swinging on somebody for this type of situation,
Speaker 2: but women and children are off limits. You don't swim
Speaker 2: swing on women who puts off pieces of Hamman.
Speaker 1: And that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: Just so y'all know out here I told you big
Speaker 2: backs of fighting back. I know how many slices of cheese,
Speaker 2: how many slaves of that are on all my say.
Speaker 2: When I go to Wah Wah and I get meatball
Speaker 2: sub I make sure I count everyone the meatballs. If
Speaker 2: you don't put the six in the classic that's the
Speaker 2: big role. If you don't put all six in it
Speaker 2: and fill it up, I make sure you cheat me
Speaker 2: on one. Now, like I said, women and children are
Speaker 2: off limits. But I and I have no way encouraged that.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling y'all, ever since that show in the
Speaker 2: nineties my brother and me when he said hit me,
Speaker 2: you so bad, hit me, and what happened?
Speaker 1: I got hit. Stop telling people to hit you. Stop
Speaker 1: telling crazy people what they.
Speaker 2: Want, because crazy people don't have street mentality them roses.
Speaker 4: That's why I be using reverse psychology with you. I'll
Speaker 4: be like, I bet you, I bet you can't eat that.
Speaker 4: I bet you won't eat that. No, I'll be like,
Speaker 4: I bet you can resist that. But that's what I
Speaker 4: do doesn't work.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what I just said, but you
Speaker 4: know what I'm trying to say. I'll be trying to
Speaker 4: use reverse psychology on him, like I see him wanting
Speaker 4: to eat something, and I'll be like, I bet you,
Speaker 4: I bet you, And it don't.
Speaker 1: Really work all the time.
Speaker 2: But I'm so competitive that I don't want to lose,
Speaker 2: so I go through a moral.
Speaker 1: Thing where it's lose what wait.
Speaker 2: We know that, but you actually sometimes sometimes it's is
Speaker 2: the way. But sometimes I don't want to lose the challenge.
Speaker 2: When you try to tell me I don't want to eat,
Speaker 2: and when y'all have all that free food over there,
Speaker 2: that's right, there'd be a whole line people in line,
Speaker 2: and the first thing is wont Mac relax.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'll be like, Mac, I bet you're gonna
Speaker 4: eat all of that, And then I see that that's
Speaker 4: what that's what I do. I said mac, I bet
Speaker 4: you're gonna eat all of that, and he gets in
Speaker 4: his hand and he'd be like, I bet y'all won't.
Speaker 1: That's got to reverse psychology with him. I know we
Speaker 1: don't have much time, but was he white or black
Speaker 1: or Asian? Or yes?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 5: He is?
Speaker 1: He was fast?
Speaker 4: Please give George to end the ball the biggest and
Speaker 4: I do mean biggest, he hawked.
Speaker 2: I swear there's gonna be short people doing some things
Speaker 2: out here, and I'm gonna bring all them stories here,
Speaker 2: and I hope you report with the same nage.
Speaker 4: Show people up dropping the problem all pip squeaks is up.
Speaker 1: They only get up when they have pips squeaks is up.
Speaker 1: All right, you hear me? All right.
Speaker 7: Earlier today we were talking about ozimpic button.
Speaker 1: If you don't know what.
Speaker 4: It was, good.
Speaker 2: Walk out just waiting started that story.
Speaker 1: We were talking zimpic button.
Speaker 7: Now, if you don't know what a o zimpic butt
Speaker 7: is is a lot of people. We reported earlier that
Speaker 7: over fifteen million people have taken the ozempic shot or
Speaker 7: something similar and that's where you lose weight pretty fast.
Speaker 7: But Olympic, Olympic zimpic butt is when people are depressed
Speaker 7: because they actually lose their butt They lose so much
Speaker 7: weight that they lose their buttons.
Speaker 4: But they say the shot is causing them to lose
Speaker 4: their butts because the shot is burning fat, correct, and
Speaker 4: it burns.
Speaker 1: Fat in places that you don't want it to be burned. Well,
Speaker 1: we have an audio or let's hear it. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 6: What is ozempic butt Hi, I'm doctor Charlie Shannon. I'm
Speaker 6: a board serified plastic surgeon. What's weight loss? Also comes
Speaker 6: with loss of volume in the buttox itself? So how
Speaker 6: do we fix it? There's non surgical ways such as
Speaker 6: using sculpture or reneuva or using lasers like Morpheus for
Speaker 6: skin tightening. There's also surgical ways like transferring fat into
Speaker 6: the buttox itself, or we can also remove skin through
Speaker 6: a surgical buttock list.
Speaker 1: Boy, y'all fat and don't want to be fat no more.
Speaker 4: But so the question for you women out there, I
Speaker 4: have some men, there's some bottoms out there trying to
Speaker 4: lose weight.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and you lose all that weight.
Speaker 4: Imagine being a bottom and you lose weight because of ozimpic,
Speaker 4: But then you lose your ass.
Speaker 1: Now you're not even a bottom no more.
Speaker 7: Okay, So the question is eight hundred five eight five
Speaker 7: one oh five one. Yes, with the ozipic shot, you
Speaker 7: lose weight, you get a flat stomach, but you might
Speaker 7: lose that ass, so you have a flat ass. So
Speaker 7: the question is eight hundred five eight five one oh
Speaker 7: five to one. It's having a flat stomach worth having
Speaker 7: a flat ass?
Speaker 1: Boy, I say, no, what you have some questions not
Speaker 1: for you. This question is not for you.
Speaker 7: Ticks eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one,
Speaker 7: Ladies and some bottoms.
Speaker 1: Ladies and bottoms call us right now.
Speaker 7: It's having a flat stomach worth having a flat ass?
Speaker 1: Damn oh, would you like a gut in the butt?
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