Speaker 1: Welcome back to Emergency and turcoll.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of y'all were speculating that we
Speaker 2: were gonna come back with something big and intrusive and scary,
Speaker 2: but we didn't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't do I mean, like, there's only so
Speaker 1: much you can do. I feel like we're already such
Speaker 1: a sexually charged comedic duo that like, there's not much
Speaker 1: else we could do. That's like a funny take on
Speaker 1: sixty nine. Like had a few ideas, but all of
Speaker 1: them were like a little too romantic because me, I'm
Speaker 1: the kind of girl who like, not only can I
Speaker 1: get nasty and like suck dick and fuck, but I
Speaker 1: like when it like comes to like the view of it,
Speaker 1: I just take it in a romantic light. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, we could do this, we could do that,
Speaker 1: but it just all sounds like.
Speaker 2: Making romance dead. Can we talk about that?
Speaker 1: You've never experienced it, so it's not like it's.
Speaker 2: Not That's what I'm saying. Wait, no, on Ironically, why
Speaker 2: am I the one that has to chase? Like I
Speaker 2: should attract? Well, I do attract, but then like why
Speaker 2: am I the one that has to initiate?
Speaker 1: Because it takes two to ten goo bits.
Speaker 2: But no, no, no, I initiate and then the other
Speaker 2: person doesn't do anything after that.
Speaker 1: But and you initiate intense, intimate and emotional conversation.
Speaker 2: Yes, and how do you do that?
Speaker 1: Like what's usually you're like? So let me pick your brain.
Speaker 2: I love the way you see the world. I really
Speaker 2: love the way you see the world.
Speaker 1: Romance isn't dead, babes. Now, we just there's too many
Speaker 1: fish in the sea. I guess it is dead in
Speaker 1: that sense, but I mean it's always been dead for
Speaker 1: you because you've.
Speaker 2: Never had like yeah, and I never will. And I'm
Speaker 2: okay with that. I genuinely am I come to peace
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: I have my keys in my wallet and my and
Speaker 1: why am I scared to show what my keys and
Speaker 1: what it looked like? Because like what if somebody like
Speaker 1: steals it?
Speaker 2: It is so cold?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I bitch, I can tell that you're cold.
Speaker 3: But like, did you guys miss me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? You know I was. I was hoping
Speaker 1: he didn't speak, and then he did, like he he
Speaker 1: had to bring And you know what, while I while
Speaker 1: I was talking, I was avoiding eye contact the whole time.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I wonder how long it's going
Speaker 1: to take, try to like jump in and like say
Speaker 1: that because I knew that was coming. No, I probably
Speaker 1: had the most tranquil two weeks of my life and
Speaker 1: I was and I was wondering what it was, but
Speaker 1: it was probably like like I was like, oh, my
Speaker 1: ears feel like the most like clear and free they've
Speaker 1: ever felt. And now they're ringing. Yeah, now they're like
Speaker 1: ringing and like buzzing.
Speaker 3: I speak at a very low monotone level.
Speaker 2: Really, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's more of the aura that you bring, and it.
Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, I will say, my ear actually has
Speaker 2: been ringing like a lot recently, and it's kind of
Speaker 2: scaring me. And I think I listened to too much
Speaker 2: music in Japan where my like, I think I just
Speaker 2: have like permanent tendinitis now because when I'm going to
Speaker 2: bed at night, all I hear is ringing. And I
Speaker 2: used to hear it but it was very faint, but
Speaker 2: now in my right ear it's just ringing all the.
Speaker 1: Fun I don't believe that I'll be affected by like,
Speaker 1: uh bad hearing hearing loss, because like I feel like
Speaker 1: if that was gonna happen. I should have had that
Speaker 1: happen a long time ago, because I've always listened to
Speaker 1: such a loud music and like never bothered me. I'm
Speaker 1: just like built different. I'm built differently, and like I
Speaker 1: was built to withstand the test of time.
Speaker 2: I actually think men also are more affected by hearing
Speaker 2: less than women.
Speaker 1: I think men are more affected by pain in general
Speaker 1: than women, well.
Speaker 2: Because your bodies are trained to forget pain.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Actually, one of my topics was why
Speaker 1: did we like start getting periods and we just let
Speaker 1: it slide, like for real, we just like we let
Speaker 1: that happen. Like it is crazy how ingrained it is
Speaker 1: in me to just expect to bleed out for a
Speaker 1: week and be in like random pains in my body,
Speaker 1: and it's literally like it goes unnoticed and like on spoken.
Speaker 1: And if men had periods like we, it would be done.
Speaker 1: It would be game over, Like it would genuinely like
Speaker 1: be the end of the world, because we would never
Speaker 1: fucking hear the end of it. But like we're genuinely
Speaker 1: trying to just like bypass it and also just even
Speaker 1: like act like it's not real.
Speaker 2: It's because like men have like vigor and like they
Speaker 2: want to like just fix things. It's our inherent need
Speaker 2: to fix things.
Speaker 1: Way, so the complaint way No, I was going to say,
Speaker 1: because I feel like the men complain the most about
Speaker 1: like pain and stuff. So like is that, like, oh okay,
Speaker 1: I get it. Okay, it's because women are put on
Speaker 1: earth to solve problems and then.
Speaker 2: Men create that problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you create the problems and you complain about the
Speaker 1: problems until the women like gets up from her comfort
Speaker 1: and like it's like, oh my god. Fine.
Speaker 2: Also, humanity is only like two hundred and forty six
Speaker 2: years old, Like we'll told you that. Well, like that's
Speaker 2: when America was started.
Speaker 1: Wait, we were just in a different country. Did you
Speaker 1: like take that, like or where did you think we were?
Speaker 2: Well, we put people there, you.
Speaker 1: Think of America placed other countries on different like continents
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously, Like what Also, this is a crazy fucking fact.
Speaker 2: If you're twenty five in America right now, you've experienced
Speaker 2: ten percent of the entire American life, the entire life
Speaker 2: of the United States.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. We're in Japan. All I can think
Speaker 1: about is how much of a baby this country is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're already experiencing like late stage. We're already
Speaker 2: experiencing like late stage like civilization collapse, but it's pretty low,
Speaker 2: too advanced for it to collapse. Like I'm sorry, we're
Speaker 2: here to stay.
Speaker 1: Like it's because the thing about America is America. America
Speaker 1: is gonna be in depend like thing about America for real.
Speaker 1: We can't. We can't just talk about what we talked
Speaker 1: about in the Japan episode. Also, we did get an
Speaker 1: episode in Japan, but it was probably the most like
Speaker 1: quiet and so dude episode ever.
Speaker 2: I don't I really don't think it was that bad.
Speaker 2: I really don't think it was that bad. But I
Speaker 2: think we're gonna put it on Patreon instead. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: like it was giving, like it just wasn't giving fully
Speaker 2: what like it was supposed to give. I wanted it.
Speaker 2: I wanted it to like yeah, whatever, we're gonna talk
Speaker 2: about that later. You can watch it on Japan. And
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Also to clarify, actually I'm not going to clarify anything.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Where we gonna clarify.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna say the the in the pit
Speaker 1: joke because I know someone's gonna be like you act
Speaker 1: like that wasn't you a few years ago, like yeah,
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 2: What about it? Like genuinely, what about it?
Speaker 1: We've moved on. Also, the national anthem genuinely is probably
Speaker 1: one of the worst songs ever and we just keep
Speaker 1: using it, like I know, we've made the joke to
Speaker 1: make a new national anthem like osla, can.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 3: Nation?
Speaker 2: That's a good fucking song. Why are you talking about that, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that one. I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: actual national anthem. I know, I know, but that song
Speaker 1: fucking sucks, Like what oh? I was watching clips from
Speaker 1: the marathon, which also like.
Speaker 4: I have absolutely no want or physical self control to
Speaker 4: ever run a marathon, but I would love to run
Speaker 4: on because I would actually never.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Like if I was shocking around
Speaker 1: with people, I would always be like, this is nothing
Speaker 1: compared to the marathon I ran.
Speaker 2: Like bitches who run marathons never not talk about running.
Speaker 1: A marathon, which I get, Like I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up about it either. Literally. Also, I
Speaker 2: was watching clips of that, and I mean, I just
Speaker 2: don't shut the fuck up about anything that I ever do. Like, yes,
Speaker 2: I was in Japan, like Suing Lautin, like excuse me
Speaker 2: like I'm sorry like Goman Goman like for like I
Speaker 2: was just there knowing.
Speaker 1: That that's like that's literally like profusively apologizing and basically
Speaker 1: being like sorry for your loss. But it's like it's
Speaker 1: like the deepest sincerest apology you could give. But I
Speaker 1: just kept saying I would literally just feel so.
Speaker 2: Bad like someone with my backpack and be like going
Speaker 2: and they would look at me like what the fuck,
Speaker 2: like you're good, Like it's really not that deep. They
Speaker 2: don't apologize to each other there. Oh the marathon. I
Speaker 2: was crying my eyes at that at that ship like
Speaker 2: im I know, I'm oldest fuck now that like ship
Speaker 2: like that like excites me and I'm just like fucking
Speaker 2: humans being humans like that is like why do you
Speaker 2: keep looking at my chest?
Speaker 1: Because I never see you in a tank top? And
Speaker 1: it's like a bit funny. What what about my answer?
Speaker 1: It was so funny, I just I just let me
Speaker 1: laugh head. But no, I don't understand it, and I
Speaker 1: like refuse to even try to understand why anybody would
Speaker 1: do a marathon and I don't get it. I was
Speaker 1: is it for charity like or is it just literally
Speaker 1: like the olden thing that people in New York do
Speaker 1: like that marathon, Like why is that a thing?
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's probably for charity.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because who's do you have to pay
Speaker 1: to like enter it? And maybe that's like how they
Speaker 1: raise money.
Speaker 2: Like it's possible. I genuinely don't know.
Speaker 1: But I just I couldn't see myself ever doing that.
Speaker 1: But if I did, I would never shut up about it.
Speaker 1: But basically I saw a clip and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a wholesome clip, like look at all these people.
Speaker 1: But then someone started singing the nationalm I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: they have to do it. Like they have to do it.
Speaker 1: They have to take a cute like moment like where
Speaker 1: it's like people are coming together and they have to
Speaker 1: get some bitch with the most mid ass voice ever
Speaker 1: up on the mike like singing her heart out and
Speaker 1: you know, her family's on Facebook and Instagram live and
Speaker 1: like they're like that, they're not going to stop talking
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: The thing about the national anthem is it actually makes
Speaker 2: me less patriotic, like seeing statistics about how much money
Speaker 2: we put into the military, like I'm sorry at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, like there's something inside of me
Speaker 2: that's like, yeah, we're fucking number one, Like try me, bitch.
Speaker 2: I feel safer even though it's fucking ridiculous and we
Speaker 2: should put that money somewhere else. Like I feel a
Speaker 2: little bit patriotic when I see those numbers, and then
Speaker 2: I hear the national anthem, and I'm like, defund everything,
Speaker 2: like defund the military, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean about literally just being
Speaker 1: happy about a number, but I think I'll like let
Speaker 1: that go. But I do understand the less patriotic part,
Speaker 1: because I I'm not a patriotic person, but something makes
Speaker 1: me rebel even harder than I naturally do when I
Speaker 1: hear that fucking song, especially when I hear some random
Speaker 1: bitch singing it, like I don't know, like the random person.
Speaker 2: Singing imnage on the national anthem, I swear to god.
Speaker 1: I saw a video of her on stage like laying
Speaker 1: on her back, and it was cracking me up. She's
Speaker 1: like laying on her back with her legs like this,
Speaker 1: like like spread open video.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: It's literally her leg on her back with her legs
Speaker 1: spread open, and she's like being sexy.
Speaker 2: But it was like making that literally just gave me
Speaker 2: a PTSD to Rina Soyama. Is that you said your
Speaker 2: last name is the motorcycle.
Speaker 1: The humanycle always freak you out.
Speaker 2: It just never actually happened. I really don't think it
Speaker 2: ever actually happened. Didn't recently yea, but yeah, that ship
Speaker 2: triggered the fuck out of me just now.
Speaker 1: So okay, like, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 2: I'm triggered.
Speaker 1: Do you need a moment?
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I guess it wasn't that deep. It'll stop
Speaker 1: flicking it. What you're like scratching your chest?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have mosquito bites and herds.
Speaker 1: Girl, you have zeco bites.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That just reminds me that in uh, fourth grade, this
Speaker 1: guy really liked came out to me and was like,
Speaker 1: why are you the only girl who's showing like no
Speaker 1: signs of boobs yet? And it like made me so
Speaker 1: sad that my friend gave me a bra and I
Speaker 1: wore this hot pink bra under my white polo uniform
Speaker 1: shirt all the time and I stuffed it with tissue paper,
Speaker 1: that's all.
Speaker 2: And then also I really never had to stuff my bra.
Speaker 3: I never had to do.
Speaker 1: That, I know, because like I mean technically, like, in
Speaker 1: what scenario would you have.
Speaker 2: To Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like it's a different wordholds of conversation.
Speaker 2: You just keep looking down and I don't know what
Speaker 2: you're looking at. It's like freaking me that.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of stains on your shirt and
Speaker 1: it's distracting because I know it's from you.
Speaker 2: The stains on my shirt, if you can see them
Speaker 2: that far, are from me using my undershirt to filter
Speaker 2: my puff bar because I hate when it explodes juice
Speaker 2: in them out.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand, like, what are the pros of hitting?
Speaker 2: There's none, like it really is, and I you know.
Speaker 1: What I'll go as far as to say is I
Speaker 1: think everybody tricked themselves into like whatever, like the head
Speaker 1: the head rush thing is, I think everybody tricked themselves
Speaker 1: into that because I've never had that once. Like I
Speaker 1: think everybody is like lying to themselves and really you
Speaker 1: have an oral fixation because you're a fucking slut.
Speaker 3: I get That's why I get it. But then I'm like,
Speaker 3: after the second hit, it's gone, it's.
Speaker 2: Gone, and then you feel it at all at this point,
Speaker 2: never once, And I just use it because it reminds
Speaker 2: me of sucking dick like that. That's it. Like it's
Speaker 2: just the oral fixation of it all.
Speaker 3: Like what.
Speaker 1: I thought you were straight? I'm like, I like I
Speaker 1: can't keep track of Like how are we gonna ex what?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is y'all's issue? Bro? Like yes, Like
Speaker 2: why would you question my fucking sexuality? Obviously I'm fucking straight.
Speaker 3: You just said it reminded you of sucking dick.
Speaker 2: You can be straight and suck dick.
Speaker 1: I I think that is exactly how it doesn't like.
Speaker 2: What like being gay is just like you being gay
Speaker 2: is just you, like, don't read my fucking phone first off,
Speaker 2: Like you're trying.
Speaker 1: To you are flashing something to the camera.
Speaker 2: Well, so just being gay is like having sex with
Speaker 2: the same sex. Like I'm so fucking confused right now,
Speaker 2: you'll hear yourself.
Speaker 3: I mean it's like it's like a pretty big part
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: I would say it's a mentality of it all. And
Speaker 2: it's a choice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That's what I've been saying. It's just like I choose,
Speaker 2: Like if you can choose to not, if you can
Speaker 2: choose to be gay, just choose not to be gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's my vibe too, And I'm glad you
Speaker 1: chose not to be gay anymore because we like when
Speaker 1: we have kids, they'll just like never.
Speaker 2: Have to watch like why their dad ever?
Speaker 1: Was Okay, but I mean, I'm just saying, like, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be hard to explain to our kids if their
Speaker 1: dad is straight, why does he have Grinder?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be hard for unkie Kai to explain
Speaker 3: to your guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, to even first of all, to assume you'd be
Speaker 1: alive at your age in ten years. You're pushing it
Speaker 1: with your age, So think about that.
Speaker 2: What did you say? What explain what TWR children?
Speaker 1: How are we gonna explain to our kids that dad
Speaker 1: uses grinder? Like, how are we gonna explain that you
Speaker 1: have Grinder? Because they're gonna have iPhones and like know
Speaker 1: what that is?
Speaker 2: Go through my fucking phone right now?
Speaker 1: Let me see your phone?
Speaker 2: Nothe give me your phone?
Speaker 1: Where is?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Keep going? There's literally two more pages of apps? Oh yeah, sorry, wait,
Speaker 1: why do you have so many fucking apps? Literally? Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he has seven pages full from top
Speaker 1: to bottom of apps, Like I don't know any person with.
Speaker 2: That many apps. Oh I got all trails, I've got turbotags,
Speaker 2: I've got pick Stars turbot I've got the California Lottery app.
Speaker 1: Do you literally look things up and when you see
Speaker 1: there's an app, you download it? Like the second bill, it's.
Speaker 2: Hell a fucking convenient, like paying our internet bill through
Speaker 2: the app. One saves us money each month, which is
Speaker 2: fucking ridiculous, and two I don't have to call in.
Speaker 3: But like, how often are you opening the TurboTax app?
Speaker 2: I know once a year.
Speaker 1: Then why don't you just delete it and then redownload it?
Speaker 2: Because what's the point of deleting it? In redoality?
Speaker 1: I don't need because you have to go through a
Speaker 1: fucking index scroll of a million.
Speaker 2: I could literally just scroll down and use the feature
Speaker 2: that was one of your top searches.
Speaker 3: No, it was not, I saw it.
Speaker 2: It was I saw that I need to make it.
Speaker 1: There's no way to make it that in an instant.
Speaker 1: We'll just show your screen time and show that you
Speaker 1: have nine hours of Grinder usage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll prove yourself. Look, but there's none on there.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the heck you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something and I fully forgot because
Speaker 1: I got so distracted by how many fucking apps you
Speaker 1: have in your phone? Huh okay. I literally was no,
Speaker 1: but it was rating so much this morning. It was
Speaker 1: like coming down. It's fucking for real.
Speaker 2: We need to bring that shit back for real. It's
Speaker 2: raining down for real. Oh, this is something that we
Speaker 2: need to talk about.
Speaker 1: I'm like sitting here picking my brain.
Speaker 2: So on Halloween, every celebrity posted their costume picture and
Speaker 2: something was off in all of the photos and I
Speaker 2: couldn't quite pinpoint what it was, but I am like
Speaker 2: ninety eight percent sure every single celebrity used the same
Speaker 2: photoshop artist, use this same three D artist, and use
Speaker 2: the same photographer for their photos, because they all are
Speaker 2: so fucking mediocre, look the same, and it just looks
Speaker 2: so fucking missed.
Speaker 1: Also, something about like, why was this the year that
Speaker 1: everybody decided to, yeah, have a background, because that feels
Speaker 1: like something that was supposed to take place in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty Does that make sense? Like that feels like something
Speaker 1: out of the boredom of twenty twenty and twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: since nobody could go out even though they were still
Speaker 1: having their fucking balls like they would have done that,
Speaker 1: but why did they do that this year? Also, it's
Speaker 1: like so unimpressing, and honestly it makes it like ugly
Speaker 1: because I'm not looking at your costume because I want
Speaker 1: to see you in the movie. Bitch. If I wanted
Speaker 1: to see the movie, I would just see the movie.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see somebody new in that costume in
Speaker 1: a fucking like in Delilah's Like, that's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to see. I'm trying to see like a done up
Speaker 1: joker fit, like sitting in a booth at the nice guy,
Speaker 1: Like that's what I want to see. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see you, like literally in a like.
Speaker 2: I want to see yeah, just like two three characters.
Speaker 1: And shouldn't be hanging out, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hanging out And it's just like this key that's like
Speaker 2: what the fuck? Sorry, I had a shroke. I have
Speaker 2: this fu chain now on my phone. Dude.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I forgot what I was gonna say
Speaker 1: it because it was like a good one and I
Speaker 1: have fully forgotten. I need to get back off of
Speaker 1: TikTok because it's like ruining my life, Like I will,
Speaker 1: I'm back to sitting on that app for way too long.
Speaker 1: Last night, I did put my phone aside and I
Speaker 1: read before I went to sleep.
Speaker 2: But the problem is read, Oh you read Jeanet McCartie.
Speaker 1: I'm starting it, yeah, because I've had it for like
Speaker 1: two months, but I haven't touched a book in like
Speaker 1: four months because I've had TikTok again. So I've just
Speaker 1: been like, why would I read when I have TikTok?
Speaker 1: And then I could go on Fortnite, but I've been
Speaker 1: sucking at Fortnite. I got back from Japan. My first
Speaker 1: game was a fifteen or fourteen kill game with a
Speaker 1: fucking wind, so I won with so many kills, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy. But I will say
Speaker 1: I was sitting at a certain way on the couch
Speaker 1: and I was sitting playing, and I was with our
Speaker 1: homie on the couch and I was sitting and playing
Speaker 1: and I fucking won and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then I sat in a different position and kept playing,
Speaker 1: and I started fucking losing like crazy. The next day
Speaker 1: because when I got that victory, I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: that's good, I'm going to bed. I can go to
Speaker 1: sleep off of that. But the next day I was
Speaker 1: sucking ass, and then I jokingly was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: gotta sit in my dub corner, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I sat in the same way I did, and I
Speaker 1: fucking won again with like eight kills.
Speaker 2: It's because like, your booty cheek flakes are in that
Speaker 2: fucking corner.
Speaker 1: That you had all that time. I spoke for way
Speaker 1: too long. What are you doing? Oh, you can't do
Speaker 1: that to your skin. You're gonna like hurt yourself. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I suck at Fortnite now, so I'm not gonna stream it.
Speaker 2: It came to my room at midnight and I was
Speaker 2: like laying in bed, like ready for a bed and shoes, like, yo,
Speaker 2: can I use your PC to like stream Fortnite? And
Speaker 2: then at first I was like yeah, sure, and then
Speaker 2: I realized that it was super fucking late and I
Speaker 2: was about to go to sleep, and I was like, actually, no,
Speaker 2: like I don't want that right now.
Speaker 1: Also, we've been going to sleep so early, in waking
Speaker 1: up so early. I've literally been up since six thirty am,
Speaker 1: and every day I can't wake up later than like
Speaker 1: eight am, So I've just been up really early. And
Speaker 1: then I just have the longest days of my fucking
Speaker 1: life doing nothing because I were so overstimulated post Japan
Speaker 1: that I'm like, I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 2: What's fucking crazy is that I literally like I had
Speaker 2: to hide my tattoos in shabu. Yeah, like the Frank
Speaker 2: Ocean lyric.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have one. So it's like, you can't
Speaker 1: even fucking say that.
Speaker 2: I don't know the fucking Weirdly.
Speaker 1: Oh, we experienced an earthquake in Japan and I predicted it,
Speaker 1: and I predicted it and I did It's not a prediction,
Speaker 1: it's yet Again, since we landed, Drew was like, why
Speaker 1: do I need to be here for a natural disaster,
Speaker 1: which he says everywhere we go, literally, no matter where
Speaker 1: we are in the world. When we went to Paris together,
Speaker 1: he kept saying that. When we went to Mexico, he
Speaker 1: kept being like, oh my god, why does a natural
Speaker 1: disaster have to happen while I'm here? And then when
Speaker 1: we were in Japan, that's one of the first things
Speaker 1: he said because he's a freak, and he like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't even call you a freak because I'm also
Speaker 1: obsessed with natural disasters because they're fucking insane. But Drew
Speaker 1: just kept saying it every day, and then when it happened,
Speaker 1: he did the thing where he was like, and.
Speaker 2: I was right and I predicted it. But the crazy
Speaker 2: thing was was the day before I said it. The
Speaker 2: day before I said it, and I was like, uh,
Speaker 2: there needs to be an earthquake while I'm here, and
Speaker 2: there was. It was only a three point six yeah,
Speaker 2: on the last.
Speaker 1: Day, but we were in like a riggedy old building,
Speaker 1: so it was like, that's probably the most I've moved
Speaker 1: from it.
Speaker 2: Like I literally could see it move, like I could
Speaker 2: see it move and I felt it move, like it
Speaker 2: was really really crazy.
Speaker 1: And then the friend we were with was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's an old building, so to be good.
Speaker 1: And I was like, will it though, because like that
Speaker 1: was a small earthquake.
Speaker 2: And that was inane, but yeah, it was. It activated
Speaker 2: that like fight or flight response that I very rarely
Speaker 2: get inside of me, and then like my immediate reaction
Speaker 2: was like to run, like just run, and then it
Speaker 2: was like very primal and deep, and I was like
Speaker 2: and even in that moment, I was like, am I
Speaker 2: going to react the way I react every single time,
Speaker 2: where like my body gets filled with like this fear
Speaker 2: that I can't control. And I was thinking that as
Speaker 2: my body was filling with fear, and then I started
Speaker 2: like tearing up because I was like, I cannot believe
Speaker 2: I just got to experience that.
Speaker 1: It was pretty lit, honestly, but I didn't have that experience.
Speaker 1: What I felt was I knew I shouldn't have fucking
Speaker 1: come here. I knew it. I knew I, which is
Speaker 1: the feeling I feel at all times. I'm convinced that
Speaker 1: I'm like I knew it. I fucking knew it, even
Speaker 1: though I always think something that is gonna happen to
Speaker 1: me is.
Speaker 2: Not sponsored by Pepsi.
Speaker 1: By the way, I mean to be fair. We have
Speaker 1: a Pepsi and a Coca Cola on screen, so it's
Speaker 1: like pick your poison. Do the same companies make these?
Speaker 2: No Pepsi company, the company.
Speaker 1: Tried to purp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Japan was fucking lit.
Speaker 1: The why are you looking Kai in the eye as
Speaker 1: you say that, Like, because he's dissociating.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Also, if you're ever feeling confused and disconnected from time
Speaker 1: and space and you're like, oh my god, like it
Speaker 1: feels like what the fuck does like what do seasons mean?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What does time mean, like, I feel like it could
Speaker 1: be summer right now. I have no idea. I'm so disconnected. Literally,
Speaker 1: just go to the chapstick in your car and go
Speaker 1: to use it and see the state of like liquid
Speaker 1: to solid it's in and you will be ground in reality,
Speaker 1: because I like did that the other day when we
Speaker 1: came back. I was like, I literally don't feel real.
Speaker 1: I feel like a figment of everybody I know's imagination
Speaker 1: and I feel like I've just been like a ghost
Speaker 1: through this lifetime. And then I got in my car
Speaker 1: and I went to go touch my blizz techs and
Speaker 1: it was solid as a rock, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm real. And also like, it's a different season now
Speaker 1: because usually in the summer it's literally fucking hot liquid
Speaker 1: lava goo.
Speaker 2: It's a little goo.
Speaker 1: I started the Sopranos, which is lit.
Speaker 2: But before we get into that, uh what.
Speaker 1: Which is lit?
Speaker 2: But literally, I just wanted to talk about how gay
Speaker 2: voice transcends language barriers.
Speaker 1: Do you want to give some.
Speaker 2: Context, I'll give a little bit, but basically, in Japan,
Speaker 2: we met a gay dude who lives there full time,
Speaker 2: who only speaks Japanese, who is from there, and immediately,
Speaker 2: and I mean immediately after the first word that came
Speaker 2: out of his mouth, I was like, Oh, that's a
Speaker 2: gay man, like he's gay gay And then but he
Speaker 2: was speaking Japanese, so I was just like, oh, like
Speaker 2: gay man Japanese or gay voice just transcends language barriers,
Speaker 2: which is really insane, And I just thought that was interesting.
Speaker 3: Just so you could communicate with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. No. The craziest thing though, is I wish
Speaker 2: we did it, and maybe we'll do it next episode.
Speaker 2: But I had this idea where the viewers send in
Speaker 2: like pictures of their gay friends and straight friends, and
Speaker 2: then we compile them and then I literally just have
Speaker 2: to guess if they're straight or gay based off their
Speaker 2: appearance only and India as well, And like, I think,
Speaker 2: like I would get one hundred percent of it right because.
Speaker 1: Like I like, I don't. I don't think what you're
Speaker 1: about to stay is real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's pretty, But gay has like a
Speaker 2: bone structure. Like I can look at a person in
Speaker 2: the face and without them saying a word, I can
Speaker 2: be like, Oh, that's a gay person because of the
Speaker 2: way their face.
Speaker 1: I feel about you.
Speaker 3: Do I have a gay face? I've had a lot
Speaker 3: of people say that I have a gay face.
Speaker 1: It's funny because like it just sounds like you really
Speaker 1: want that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. No, I've had people say that. They've
Speaker 3: been like, oh, like you have these feminine features that
Speaker 3: are like these big what is it dsls mm you do,
Speaker 3: which I feel like is a little bit what is
Speaker 3: that dick sucking lips?
Speaker 1: So I don't know they say that to you.
Speaker 3: They do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first time I got told that, I was
Speaker 1: fourteen and it was on vine. Yeah, let that sink
Speaker 1: in because now you're me and it's hurting.
Speaker 3: I had How was I supposed to know that that
Speaker 3: would trigger you?
Speaker 2: I ank, you know people's triggers.
Speaker 3: How would I have known that that's such like a
Speaker 3: specific Are.
Speaker 1: You even thinking before you speak?
Speaker 2: You're just saying, no, triggered me.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Don't apologize to me because my father never apologized to me. Therefore,
Speaker 2: when I hear an apology, I pose back into my
Speaker 2: childhood where I didn't get apologized.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I have no idea what to do.
Speaker 2: I'm freaking out the whole I don't know thing you're
Speaker 2: really doing it because people in my life that have
Speaker 2: hurt me used to say, I don't know, Okay, this
Speaker 2: is something that I thought about. Why this is a
Speaker 2: genuine question, But like why is ketamine a club drug? Now,
Speaker 2: Like it seems like we cycle through like what the
Speaker 2: popular club drug is all the time, and I already
Speaker 2: know the next one is going to be gh But like,
Speaker 2: why is keademine a club drug? I've never done it
Speaker 2: and I don't get it, but like I think it
Speaker 2: literally what it is is like people, hold on, I
Speaker 2: wrote it down, let me let me read it. The
Speaker 2: mainstream is psycho and I feel like there's always a
Speaker 2: training drunk. Actually never mind. I had like a full
Speaker 2: flesh out thought on the airplane about it, but I
Speaker 2: didn't write it down, so I can't remember it. But
Speaker 2: it's just crazy. It's like crazy that that is a
Speaker 2: club drug.
Speaker 1: It's crazy how some people's lives literally just like never
Speaker 1: touch that kind of stuff or like it, like as
Speaker 1: much as I like know about like drug usage, and
Speaker 1: I am fearful of it, like it literally has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with my life for the most part, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it, Like I just
Speaker 1: since I have no wants or like affinities for anything
Speaker 1: on that side, and like I could go the rest
Speaker 1: of my life without trying.
Speaker 2: Like you really should go the rest of your life
Speaker 2: without trying, because that's the way you get affinities, is
Speaker 2: you get a taste for it, yeah, and then when
Speaker 2: you taste.
Speaker 1: But I feel like there are even people who, like
Speaker 1: from a young age, have like an affinity for it
Speaker 1: in terms of like throughout how romanticized it is and
Speaker 1: like seeing it in media, like it's just crazy.
Speaker 2: I like I grew Upburban kids. Yeah that's literally what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Because but even like with the media, I was
Speaker 1: like interested in I saw a lot of media that
Speaker 1: had people partaking in the in those kind of activities,
Speaker 1: but like never did I see it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's lit. I'm gonna do that. But it definitely does
Speaker 1: have to do with where I grew up, because literally,
Speaker 1: like I didn't know a single soul partaking in any
Speaker 1: of that, like as far as it went, where I
Speaker 1: grew up was like lean and even then it was
Speaker 1: like such a small like group of people I knew
Speaker 1: partaking and anything like that. So it was just like
Speaker 1: that Maxive was smoking weed.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to numb myself. Yeah, I just like
Speaker 2: I had so many emotions so early on in my
Speaker 2: life that like the world just was too big for
Speaker 2: me to comprehend, and so I just did a lot
Speaker 2: of drugs to figure my shit out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna make a joke, but I decided
Speaker 1: to hold it in.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Huh, you're practicinger strength. Come on, hold me,
Speaker 2: just hold me.
Speaker 1: It must have been hard coming to terms with yourself.
Speaker 2: With my mosquito bites with Did you itch these in
Speaker 2: my sleep? Is that whether so big?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you were fucking pissing me off, bitch. Also,
Speaker 1: I did leave Japan with a gnarly mosquito bite, and
Speaker 1: it was like right here, like in my sleep. I
Speaker 1: got like one here and it literally welted up so crazy,
Speaker 1: and I just had to like restrain myself from pitching
Speaker 1: it because it was like welting up.
Speaker 2: It went away pretty quick, right, It's because I sucked
Speaker 2: it in your sleep. I just sucked the poison out
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: I didn't want you to suck on my fucking chest.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I sucked on your fucking mosquito bite.
Speaker 1: That's still so weird, Like why would you do at
Speaker 1: like you think you're being a good friend, but you're
Speaker 1: being a fucking freak.
Speaker 2: I think intention is really important, and I think we
Speaker 2: need forget that people have good intentions and sure, maybe
Speaker 2: the outcome was not okay, maybe it was like wrong,
Speaker 2: but like, I feel like they should deserve a little point,
Speaker 2: some points for being like are you talking about yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because who's they? Like, I think you did something really
Speaker 1: weird and you like are trying to cover it up.
Speaker 3: So you want points for sneaking into Enya's room and
Speaker 3: king on her broods?
Speaker 2: Yes? Is that too much to fucking ask for?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's literally like so much to ask for.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, y'all are fucking pruds. I actually am
Speaker 2: just in a room full of fucking prudes. That's it.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day. Like, I just I
Speaker 2: think you just might be a crazy person losers, Oh,
Speaker 2: I think you just might be a crazy werson.
Speaker 1: It's probably because you haven't left the house in like
Speaker 1: four days, yeah.
Speaker 2: Which is part of the plan.
Speaker 1: Jor literally stayed in the house for three days. So
Speaker 1: you went to a video game store and he was like,
Speaker 1: I need to have sex with that first. He's the
Speaker 1: first person he saw saw of the house. He literally
Speaker 1: is like, I need to have sex with them.
Speaker 2: No. The worker was bad as fuck, like literally bad
Speaker 2: as fuck, And I've never seen someone work at a
Speaker 2: video game store, like who's like a fucking little nerd
Speaker 2: and a little loser.
Speaker 3: Was she really hot?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you must have not been paying attention for
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 3: She was bad for sixty nine episodes.
Speaker 2: She was bad?
Speaker 3: Bro hell yeah, bro.
Speaker 1: Am I gonna go Okay, So she was just like
Speaker 1: really normal looking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like normcore nerdy and had the most
Speaker 2: beautiful eyes I've ever seen and made eye contact with
Speaker 2: me in a way that I haven't had eye contact
Speaker 2: in a long time.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna go back and get her.
Speaker 2: And she had a beard.
Speaker 1: Oh that's honestly, that's pretty lit. Yeah, are we.
Speaker 2: Still going to go with the Like I thought? I
Speaker 2: thought about it, and I was like, fuck, fuck, you.
Speaker 3: Look like a Grand Theft Auto character right now?
Speaker 2: You literally why because of your fit? Like okay, yeah, yeah, outfit.
Speaker 2: I'm just so confused. For a second, I was like, wait, what.
Speaker 1: What were you gonna say that you thought about it?
Speaker 2: I thought about asking them for their number and putting
Speaker 2: it onto the receipt.
Speaker 1: And why didn't you? You should just go back today
Speaker 1: and don't say anything but that be like can I
Speaker 1: have your number? And they would be so scared like
Speaker 1: that would be terrified. Like this dude from last night
Speaker 1: who came in like a looking at me like that, what,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. This dude who came in last night
Speaker 1: thirty minutes before we closed, spoke like eight words to me,
Speaker 1: came back tonight alone and asked for my number and
Speaker 1: then left. Do you think that you would get the number?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 1: Even out of like inability on like their part to
Speaker 1: be like little.
Speaker 3: How it works?
Speaker 1: That doesn't work anymore? Wait, so we need apps for
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff?
Speaker 3: Did you do like the bone structure tests like the
Speaker 3: gay No.
Speaker 1: We're talking about a girl.
Speaker 3: No we're not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are.
Speaker 1: The tightest.
Speaker 3: I said the girl thing is a joke.
Speaker 1: No, but it's a girl. And she was like so
Speaker 1: sexy and closed off. What I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Why is everyone discussing my sexuality all the fucking time?
Speaker 3: Said they're hitting vapes? Reminded you of sucking.
Speaker 2: Gig so like it's for a like, how do y'all
Speaker 2: guys up too?
Speaker 1: Did I feel so gross about drinking a Coca Cola
Speaker 1: before my first meal today. That's like all I've been
Speaker 1: thinking about. I've had hot Cheetos and Coca Cola. Like
Speaker 1: I'm literally turning into duro.
Speaker 2: You're yuh and you feel fucking late.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm actually like protruding oil out of my
Speaker 1: face at a really rapid right round.
Speaker 2: The craziest thing about my diet is the fact that
Speaker 2: I will have dementia in five years because I'm eating
Speaker 2: just corn and fillers in oils and fucking microplastics. What
Speaker 2: are you gonna say?
Speaker 3: Then? I was just saying, that's like a very acidic meal. Yeah,
Speaker 3: coke and hot cheetos.
Speaker 2: Fucking blow, I'm doing blow. I'm snorting hot and Cheetos
Speaker 2: and shit, man, fucking life is good.
Speaker 3: Drew, Is that a new shirt?
Speaker 2: No, I already this is an old shirt that I
Speaker 2: It just looks different. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It looks different because he put on a little in
Speaker 1: Japan because he.
Speaker 2: Was eating a lot of sunf I was trying so
Speaker 2: hard to fucking like.
Speaker 3: Okay, true, can you do something for me really quick?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you touch your elbows together?
Speaker 2: I can't?
Speaker 3: Why not? I feel like you normally can.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because we were since we were in Japan
Speaker 1: for two weeks, he didn't get to go to the gym.
Speaker 1: You can't do that because literally, like we won't be
Speaker 1: fully like taken down.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna say, Oh, I've been trying to
Speaker 2: gain weight really badly in Japan, and I ate so
Speaker 2: much fucking food. I ate so much goddamn food in Japan,
Speaker 2: and I actually did gain weight. I gained seven pounds,
Speaker 2: So congratulate me.
Speaker 3: Where did you gain that weight?
Speaker 2: Is it? Like?
Speaker 1: What do you mean where? Like? Why are you.
Speaker 2: Analyzing? Not over?
Speaker 3: There's something so obvious that you guys have not addressed
Speaker 3: about where that weight went it.
Speaker 1: You're being so offensive right now?
Speaker 3: Do you hear talking about this?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: Are you saying my ass is too fat?
Speaker 3: Now? I'm pretty much the opposite.
Speaker 1: It is normal to have a little bit of a
Speaker 1: belly high, normal to have a body and a stomach
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 2: And like eyes and ship.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm I can't say I'm sorry, but I'm you
Speaker 3: know you're looking in my eyes?
Speaker 1: You can he's yeah, Wow, you're about to enter your
Speaker 1: mid twenties. Like, fully, I guess you are in your
Speaker 1: mid twenties.
Speaker 2: Why would you say that to me?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know. I just was looking at you.
Speaker 2: I am selling poop.
Speaker 1: Now, you're selling poop twenty.
Speaker 2: Five for a gee thirty five for diarrhea.
Speaker 1: I am diarrhea more expensive. I feel like the rare
Speaker 1: like good ship is like the solid ship.
Speaker 2: No babes, not my Yeah, my shit is high quality,
Speaker 2: high tech, like that ship will fuck you up for real.
Speaker 2: It's like, so tap in how much is like mid poop?
Speaker 1: I was constipated before we got in the flight to
Speaker 1: Japan and I took this tea that was supposed to
Speaker 1: help me, and I was shitting my ass off.
Speaker 2: You know you could sell that.
Speaker 1: Why would I do that? Though? I don't think that's
Speaker 1: the thing, and I think you're joking and.
Speaker 2: Shit that I have nineteen grams.
Speaker 1: If you were trying to the same like like lifestyle
Speaker 1: off of how often you ship to sell it, you
Speaker 1: would be dead because you shit once a month.
Speaker 3: Honest, Drew, I've been drop shipping poop. I don't even
Speaker 3: see the product.
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, how's that been? That's been kind of rough.
Speaker 2: It's always hard to get started.
Speaker 3: It's hard to get started, but I do TikTok stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh you do like geting.
Speaker 3: It's like hashtags and shit. Oh word, and then like
Speaker 3: you collab with other people a month like thirteen to
Speaker 3: fourteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's baby number.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was literally gonna say, that's like embarrassing baby numbers.
Speaker 3: But I don't touch the product. That's what we have
Speaker 3: to think about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who are you getting this product?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're just dealing with other people's ship and
Speaker 1: making that little amount like that's but he.
Speaker 2: Doesn't touch it.
Speaker 3: I don't touch the product. I just catched the check.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a factory. You're out in LA.
Speaker 1: That's the funny thing is your business isn't sustainable.
Speaker 2: You're literally like one hundred and eighty in pocket post taxes.
Speaker 1: And shit, one hundred and sixty eight dollars.
Speaker 2: I pay my workers a living wage of two dollars
Speaker 2: an hour.
Speaker 1: That is like not enough, okay. Media of the week is.
Speaker 2: I watched Loss in Translation on the airplane and it's
Speaker 2: a slow burn. It's kind of boring, but it's a
Speaker 2: really cute story and I really love it. And honestly,
Speaker 2: it kind of felt like me like I was in
Speaker 2: that movie because I was in Japan, you know, and
Speaker 2: like Lost in Translation. So it's just it's just giving,
Speaker 2: like I don't even am I in America anymore? I
Speaker 2: don't fucking know where I am.
Speaker 1: I do you not know?
Speaker 2: Like, fucking crazy man, how do you.
Speaker 1: Not know where you are? Like it just sounds like
Speaker 1: you're lying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you're listening to a plane on my iPhone
Speaker 2: right now. Lost in Translation really really good movie. Then
Speaker 2: I watched her on the Airplane Back, which I had seen.
Speaker 2: You've seen her write, Literally such a good movie. I
Speaker 2: like to have sex with Joaquin Phoenix as that character
Speaker 2: is the creepy man that falls in love with a robot, like, literally,
Speaker 2: you need that. Wait, he looks just like the fucking
Speaker 2: game stuff worker.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go into my media because now you're tripping.
Speaker 2: And then my song crazy is Dire Dire docs from
Speaker 2: the Super Mario soundtrack.
Speaker 3: Pandering to this guy that works at a video games.
Speaker 2: I has no idea who I am from the scenes
Speaker 2: Tristan Arp and then MP three Psychosis by j x
Speaker 2: x L three s. Those songs are pretty lit. I
Speaker 2: don't know what genre of music this is. Hold on, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what genre this is, but I fucking
Speaker 2: love it. And it's it's kind of like literally like
Speaker 2: music if clip, yeah, literally like it's I don't know
Speaker 2: what genre it is, but I want it. I want
Speaker 2: it all. And that's literally all I've been listening to.
Speaker 2: It's really bad. Other than the Super Mario soundtrack.
Speaker 1: My media is, can't get it out of my head.
Speaker 1: Took Light Orchestra, I'm not in Love, ten CC, Different
Speaker 1: this time, Cornelia Murr. Your Motion Stays Arthur Russell and
Speaker 1: Sandy Toes by Linda.
Speaker 2: P Perhass Starts in Mines make and Music for Eighteen
Speaker 2: Musicians by Steve Reach. I love that album.
Speaker 1: That's funny because when I tried to listen to it
Speaker 1: with it to you on the plane, you stole my
Speaker 1: phone from me and turned it off. Okay, well, oh wait,
Speaker 1: and then I watched Real Woman Have Curves. That movie
Speaker 1: is fucking lit. And then wait, there was another movie.
Speaker 1: I okay, I there was another movie, and I can't
Speaker 1: think of what it is that I watched, Oh Blue Valentine.
Speaker 1: I finally got through and watched it, and it made
Speaker 1: me want to kill myself. So sad.
Speaker 3: And that's it, and there's nothing else you guys want
Speaker 3: to talk about regarding maybe Drew.
Speaker 1: No, you're like obsessed with You're in a crazy way.
Speaker 3: I'm not obsessed with. True, there's like a clear.
Speaker 2: I did get my tits done in Japan, but.
Speaker 1: Like it's like it's subtle. He wanted a natural.
Speaker 3: Look and subtle. His nipples are like almost touching me.
Speaker 1: Well, you have an issue where you can help sexualize.
Speaker 3: I'm not sexualising.
Speaker 1: It's also winter, so get used to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like it's hella fucking cold
Speaker 2: and like.
Speaker 1: Ship not the ones with extendo clips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have like a little bicycle pump that
Speaker 2: I can just you know, Okay, you know how they
Speaker 2: cure a rectile dysfunction in men. Hell, there's like rods
Speaker 2: that they stick in and then they put a little
Speaker 2: air sack in the middle of your ballsack and you
Speaker 2: squeeze it and you pump it up. That's not the
Speaker 2: only cure, but that is one of the cures.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, they put two like inflatable rods. Wow, that's
Speaker 2: what they do. That's what they put in my tips.
Speaker 1: So they're actually really they're like modular, So soon they'll
Speaker 1: be on first STIPs for like way too.
Speaker 2: Much money from low key thinking about getting them removed though.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's been like a week though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but fucking creepy ass men like you exactly are
Speaker 2: constantly objectifying me, like I am not.
Speaker 3: Your toy I wanted. Can I just say I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, not yours to look at always at.
Speaker 1: The sorry, but it's empty. Your sorries are empty.
Speaker 2: I got these for her.
Speaker 1: I really don't want you anymore. I have nothing left
Speaker 1: for you. Okay what.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, look at me.
Speaker 1: Don't look at me if you delete grinder, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess get a grip on yourself.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for watching
Speaker 1: this episode. We'll be back. If you beg enough, we'll
Speaker 1: be back.
Speaker 2: Maybe kill yourself. I should not have said that. I
Speaker 2: really shouldn't have mm hmm