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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Emergency and turcoll.

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Speaker 2: I know a lot of y'all were speculating that we

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Speaker 2: were gonna come back with something big and intrusive and scary,

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Speaker 2: but we didn't do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't do I mean, like, there's only so

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Speaker 1: much you can do. I feel like we're already such

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Speaker 1: a sexually charged comedic duo that like, there's not much

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Speaker 1: else we could do. That's like a funny take on

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Speaker 1: sixty nine. Like had a few ideas, but all of

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Speaker 1: them were like a little too romantic because me, I'm

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Speaker 1: the kind of girl who like, not only can I

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Speaker 1: get nasty and like suck dick and fuck, but I

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Speaker 1: like when it like comes to like the view of it,

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Speaker 1: I just take it in a romantic light. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, we could do this, we could do that,

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Speaker 1: but it just all sounds like.

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Speaker 2: Making romance dead. Can we talk about that?

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Speaker 1: You've never experienced it, so it's not like it's.

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Speaker 2: Not That's what I'm saying. Wait, no, on Ironically, why

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Speaker 2: am I the one that has to chase? Like I

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Speaker 2: should attract? Well, I do attract, but then like why

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Speaker 2: am I the one that has to initiate?

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Speaker 1: Because it takes two to ten goo bits.

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Speaker 2: But no, no, no, I initiate and then the other

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Speaker 2: person doesn't do anything after that.

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Speaker 1: But and you initiate intense, intimate and emotional conversation.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and how do you do that?

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Speaker 1: Like what's usually you're like? So let me pick your brain.

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Speaker 2: I love the way you see the world. I really

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Speaker 2: love the way you see the world.

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Speaker 1: Romance isn't dead, babes. Now, we just there's too many

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Speaker 1: fish in the sea. I guess it is dead in

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Speaker 1: that sense, but I mean it's always been dead for

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Speaker 1: you because you've.

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Speaker 2: Never had like yeah, and I never will. And I'm

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Speaker 2: okay with that. I genuinely am I come to peace

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Speaker 2: with it.

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Speaker 1: I have my keys in my wallet and my and

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Speaker 1: why am I scared to show what my keys and

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Speaker 1: what it looked like? Because like what if somebody like

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Speaker 1: steals it?

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Speaker 2: It is so cold?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I bitch, I can tell that you're cold.

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Speaker 3: But like, did you guys miss me?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? You know I was. I was hoping

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Speaker 1: he didn't speak, and then he did, like he he

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Speaker 1: had to bring And you know what, while I while

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Speaker 1: I was talking, I was avoiding eye contact the whole time.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I wonder how long it's going

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Speaker 1: to take, try to like jump in and like say

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Speaker 1: that because I knew that was coming. No, I probably

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Speaker 1: had the most tranquil two weeks of my life and

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Speaker 1: I was and I was wondering what it was, but

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Speaker 1: it was probably like like I was like, oh, my

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Speaker 1: ears feel like the most like clear and free they've

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Speaker 1: ever felt. And now they're ringing. Yeah, now they're like

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Speaker 1: ringing and like buzzing.

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Speaker 3: I speak at a very low monotone level.

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Speaker 2: Really, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: It's more of the aura that you bring, and it.

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Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, I will say, my ear actually has

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Speaker 2: been ringing like a lot recently, and it's kind of

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Speaker 2: scaring me. And I think I listened to too much

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Speaker 2: music in Japan where my like, I think I just

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Speaker 2: have like permanent tendinitis now because when I'm going to

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Speaker 2: bed at night, all I hear is ringing. And I

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Speaker 2: used to hear it but it was very faint, but

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Speaker 2: now in my right ear it's just ringing all the.

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Speaker 1: Fun I don't believe that I'll be affected by like,

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Speaker 1: uh bad hearing hearing loss, because like I feel like

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Speaker 1: if that was gonna happen. I should have had that

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Speaker 1: such a loud music and like never bothered me. I'm

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Speaker 1: just like built different. I'm built differently, and like I

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Speaker 1: was built to withstand the test of time.

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Speaker 2: I actually think men also are more affected by hearing

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Speaker 2: less than women.

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Speaker 1: I think men are more affected by pain in general

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Speaker 1: than women, well.

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Speaker 2: Because your bodies are trained to forget pain.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Actually, one of my topics was why

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Speaker 1: did we like start getting periods and we just let

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Speaker 1: it slide, like for real, we just like we let

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Speaker 1: that happen. Like it is crazy how ingrained it is

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Speaker 1: in me to just expect to bleed out for a

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Speaker 1: and it's literally like it goes unnoticed and like on spoken.

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Speaker 1: And if men had periods like we, it would be done.

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Speaker 1: It would be game over, Like it would genuinely like

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Speaker 1: be the end of the world, because we would never

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Speaker 1: fucking hear the end of it. But like we're genuinely

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Speaker 1: trying to just like bypass it and also just even

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Speaker 2: It's because like men have like vigor and like they

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Speaker 2: want to like just fix things. It's our inherent need

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Speaker 2: to fix things.

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Speaker 1: Way, so the complaint way No, I was going to say,

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Speaker 1: because I feel like the men complain the most about

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Speaker 1: like pain and stuff. So like is that, like, oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Okay, it's because women are put on

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Speaker 1: earth to solve problems and then.

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Speaker 2: Men create that problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you create the problems and you complain about the

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Speaker 1: problems until the women like gets up from her comfort

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Speaker 1: and like it's like, oh my god. Fine.

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Speaker 2: Also, humanity is only like two hundred and forty six

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Speaker 2: years old, Like we'll told you that. Well, like that's

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Speaker 2: when America was started.

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Speaker 1: Wait, we were just in a different country. Did you

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Speaker 1: like take that, like or where did you think we were?

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Speaker 2: Well, we put people there, you.

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Speaker 1: Think of America placed other countries on different like continents

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Speaker 1: and stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously, Like what Also, this is a crazy fucking fact.

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Speaker 2: If you're twenty five in America right now, you've experienced

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Speaker 2: ten percent of the entire American life, the entire life

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Speaker 2: of the United States.

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Speaker 1: That is crazy. We're in Japan. All I can think

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Speaker 1: about is how much of a baby this country is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're already experiencing like late stage. We're already

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Speaker 2: experiencing like late stage like civilization collapse, but it's pretty low,

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Speaker 2: too advanced for it to collapse. Like I'm sorry, we're

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Speaker 1: Like it's because the thing about America is America. America

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Speaker 1: is gonna be in depend like thing about America for real.

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Speaker 1: We can't. We can't just talk about what we talked

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Speaker 1: about in the Japan episode. Also, we did get an

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Speaker 1: episode in Japan, but it was probably the most like

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Speaker 2: I don't I really don't think it was that bad.

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Speaker 2: I really don't think it was that bad. But I

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Speaker 2: think we're gonna put it on Patreon instead. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: like it was giving, like it just wasn't giving fully

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Speaker 2: what like it was supposed to give. I wanted it.

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Speaker 2: I wanted it to like yeah, whatever, we're gonna talk

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Speaker 2: about that later. You can watch it on Japan. And

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 1: Also to clarify, actually I'm not going to clarify anything.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 2: Where we gonna clarify.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna say the the in the pit

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Speaker 1: joke because I know someone's gonna be like you act

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Speaker 1: like that wasn't you a few years ago, like yeah,

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Speaker 2: What about it? Like genuinely, what about it?

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Speaker 1: We've moved on. Also, the national anthem genuinely is probably

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Speaker 1: one of the worst songs ever and we just keep

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Speaker 1: using it, like I know, we've made the joke to

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Speaker 1: make a new national anthem like osla, can.

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Speaker 2: You see.

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Speaker 3: Nation?

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Speaker 2: That's a good fucking song. Why are you talking about that, bitch.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that one. I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: actual national anthem. I know, I know, but that song

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Speaker 1: fucking sucks, Like what oh? I was watching clips from

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Speaker 1: the marathon, which also like.

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Speaker 4: I have absolutely no want or physical self control to

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Speaker 4: ever run a marathon, but I would love to run

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Speaker 4: on because I would actually never.

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Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Like if I was shocking around

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Speaker 1: with people, I would always be like, this is nothing

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Speaker 1: compared to the marathon I ran.

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Speaker 2: Like bitches who run marathons never not talk about running.

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Speaker 1: A marathon, which I get, Like I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up about it either. Literally. Also, I

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Speaker 2: was watching clips of that, and I mean, I just

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Speaker 2: don't shut the fuck up about anything that I ever do. Like, yes,

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Speaker 2: I was in Japan, like Suing Lautin, like excuse me

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Speaker 2: like I'm sorry like Goman Goman like for like I

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Speaker 1: That that's like that's literally like profusively apologizing and basically

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Speaker 1: being like sorry for your loss. But it's like it's

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Speaker 1: like the deepest sincerest apology you could give. But I

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Speaker 2: Bad like someone with my backpack and be like going

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Speaker 2: and they would look at me like what the fuck,

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Speaker 2: like you're good, Like it's really not that deep. They

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Speaker 2: don't apologize to each other there. Oh the marathon. I

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Speaker 2: im I know, I'm oldest fuck now that like ship

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Speaker 2: like that like excites me and I'm just like fucking

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Speaker 2: humans being humans like that is like why do you

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Speaker 2: keep looking at my chest?

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Speaker 1: Because I never see you in a tank top? And

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Speaker 1: it's like a bit funny. What what about my answer?

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Speaker 1: It was so funny, I just I just let me

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Speaker 1: laugh head. But no, I don't understand it, and I

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Speaker 1: like refuse to even try to understand why anybody would

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Speaker 1: is it for charity like or is it just literally

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Speaker 1: like the olden thing that people in New York do

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Speaker 1: like that marathon, Like why is that a thing?

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it's probably for charity.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because who's do you have to pay

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Speaker 1: to like enter it? And maybe that's like how they

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Speaker 2: Like it's possible. I genuinely don't know.

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Speaker 1: But I just I couldn't see myself ever doing that.

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Speaker 1: But if I did, I would never shut up about it.

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Speaker 1: But basically I saw a clip and I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is a wholesome clip, like look at all these people.

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Speaker 1: But then someone started singing the nationalm I'm like, damn,

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Speaker 1: they have to do it. Like they have to do it.

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Speaker 1: They have to take a cute like moment like where

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Speaker 1: it's like people are coming together and they have to

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Speaker 1: get some bitch with the most mid ass voice ever

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Speaker 1: up on the mike like singing her heart out and

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Speaker 1: you know, her family's on Facebook and Instagram live and

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Speaker 1: like they're like that, they're not going to stop talking

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Speaker 1: about that.

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Speaker 2: The thing about the national anthem is it actually makes

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Speaker 2: me less patriotic, like seeing statistics about how much money

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Speaker 2: we put into the military, like I'm sorry at the

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Speaker 2: end of the day, like there's something inside of me

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Speaker 2: that's like, yeah, we're fucking number one, Like try me, bitch.

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Speaker 2: I feel safer even though it's fucking ridiculous and we

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Speaker 2: should put that money somewhere else. Like I feel a

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Speaker 2: little bit patriotic when I see those numbers, and then

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Speaker 2: I hear the national anthem, and I'm like, defund everything,

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Speaker 2: like defund the military, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean about literally just being

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Speaker 2: But it was like making that literally just gave me

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Speaker 2: I'm triggered.

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Speaker 1: Do you need a moment?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have mosquito bites and herds.

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Speaker 1: That just reminds me that in uh, fourth grade, this

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like it's a different wordholds of conversation.

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Speaker 2: The stains on my shirt, if you can see them

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Speaker 2: never once, And I just use it because it reminds

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Speaker 2: me of sucking dick like that. That's it. Like it's

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Speaker 3: Like what.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were straight? I'm like, I like I

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is y'all's issue? Bro? Like yes, Like

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Speaker 2: why would you question my fucking sexuality? Obviously I'm fucking straight.

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Speaker 3: You just said it reminded you of sucking dick.

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Speaker 2: You can be straight and suck dick.

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Speaker 1: I I think that is exactly how it doesn't like.

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Speaker 2: What like being gay is just like you being gay

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Speaker 2: Well, so just being gay is like having sex with

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Speaker 3: I mean it's like it's like a pretty big part

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Speaker 2: I would say it's a mentality of it all. And

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Speaker 2: it's a choice.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: That's what I've been saying. It's just like I choose,

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Speaker 2: Like if you can choose to not, if you can

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's my vibe too, And I'm glad you

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Speaker 1: Was Okay, but I mean, I'm just saying, like, it's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be hard for unkie Kai to explain

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Speaker 1: Okay, to even first of all, to assume you'd be

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Speaker 2: What did you say? What explain what TWR children?

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Speaker 1: How are we gonna explain to our kids that dad

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Speaker 2: Go through my fucking phone right now?

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Speaker 1: Let me see your phone?

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Speaker 2: Nothe give me your phone?

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Speaker 1: Where is?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: Keep going? There's literally two more pages of apps? Oh yeah, sorry, wait,

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Speaker 1: why do you have so many fucking apps? Literally? Like,

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Speaker 1: to bottom of apps, Like I don't know any person with.

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Speaker 2: That many apps. Oh I got all trails, I've got turbotags,

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Speaker 2: I've got pick Stars turbot I've got the California Lottery app.

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Speaker 1: Do you literally look things up and when you see

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Speaker 1: there's an app, you download it? Like the second bill, it's.

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Speaker 2: Hell a fucking convenient, like paying our internet bill through

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Speaker 2: the app. One saves us money each month, which is

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Speaker 2: fucking ridiculous, and two I don't have to call in.

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Speaker 3: But like, how often are you opening the TurboTax app?

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Speaker 2: I know once a year.

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Speaker 1: Then why don't you just delete it and then redownload it?

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Speaker 2: Because what's the point of deleting it? In redoality?

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Speaker 2: I could literally just scroll down and use the feature

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Speaker 2: that was one of your top searches.

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Speaker 3: No, it was not, I saw it.

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Speaker 2: It was I saw that I need to make it.

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Speaker 1: There's no way to make it that in an instant.

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Speaker 1: We'll just show your screen time and show that you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll prove yourself. Look, but there's none on there.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what the heck you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say something and I fully forgot because

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Speaker 1: I got so distracted by how many fucking apps you

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Speaker 1: but it was rating so much this morning. It was

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Speaker 2: We need to bring that shit back for real. It's

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Speaker 2: raining down for real. Oh, this is something that we

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Speaker 1: I'm like sitting here picking my brain.

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Speaker 1: but why did they do that this year? Also, it's

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Speaker 1: Like that's what I want to see. I don't want

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Speaker 2: I want to see yeah, just like two three characters.

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Speaker 2: Hanging out And it's just like this key that's like

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I forgot what I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: I'm back to sitting on that app for way too long.

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Speaker 1: Last night, I did put my phone aside and I

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Speaker 2: But the problem is read, Oh you read Jeanet McCartie.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting it, yeah, because I've had it for like

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Speaker 1: And then I could go on Fortnite, but I've been

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Speaker 1: I sat in the same way I did, and I

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Speaker 2: It's because like, your booty cheek flakes are in that

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Speaker 1: That you had all that time. I spoke for way

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Speaker 1: that to your skin. You're gonna like hurt yourself. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: like I don't want that right now.

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00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 1: Also, we've been going to sleep so early, in waking

443
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 1: up so early. I've literally been up since six thirty am,

444
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,879
Speaker 1: and every day I can't wake up later than like

445
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,199
Speaker 1: eight am, So I've just been up really early. And

446
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 1: then I just have the longest days of my fucking

447
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:39,439
Speaker 1: life doing nothing because I were so overstimulated post Japan

448
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,360
Speaker 1: that I'm like, I don't want to do anything.

449
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 2: What's fucking crazy is that I literally like I had

450
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 2: to hide my tattoos in shabu. Yeah, like the Frank

451
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 2: Ocean lyric.

452
00:21:53,119 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have one. So it's like, you can't

453
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:02,399
Speaker 1: even fucking say that.

454
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 2: I don't know the fucking Weirdly.

455
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,479
Speaker 1: Oh, we experienced an earthquake in Japan and I predicted it,

456
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: and I predicted it and I did It's not a prediction,

457
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 1: it's yet Again, since we landed, Drew was like, why

458
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 1: do I need to be here for a natural disaster,

459
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 1: which he says everywhere we go, literally, no matter where

460
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: we are in the world. When we went to Paris together,

461
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 1: he kept saying that. When we went to Mexico, he

462
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,679
Speaker 1: kept being like, oh my god, why does a natural

463
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 1: disaster have to happen while I'm here? And then when

464
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 1: we were in Japan, that's one of the first things

465
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 1: he said because he's a freak, and he like, oh,

466
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 1: I can't even call you a freak because I'm also

467
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,880
Speaker 1: obsessed with natural disasters because they're fucking insane. But Drew

468
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,879
Speaker 1: just kept saying it every day, and then when it happened,

469
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: he did the thing where he was like, and.

470
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: I was right and I predicted it. But the crazy

471
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 2: thing was was the day before I said it. The

472
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 2: day before I said it, and I was like, uh,

473
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 2: there needs to be an earthquake while I'm here, and

474
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 2: there was. It was only a three point six yeah,

475
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: on the last.

476
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 1: Day, but we were in like a riggedy old building,

477
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: so it was like, that's probably the most I've moved

478
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: from it.

479
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 2: Like I literally could see it move, like I could

480
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 2: see it move and I felt it move, like it

481
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 2: was really really crazy.

482
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: And then the friend we were with was like, oh,

483
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's an old building, so to be good.

484
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 1: And I was like, will it though, because like that

485
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: was a small earthquake.

486
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 2: And that was inane, but yeah, it was. It activated

487
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 2: that like fight or flight response that I very rarely

488
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:32,479
Speaker 2: get inside of me, and then like my immediate reaction

489
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 2: was like to run, like just run, and then it

490
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 2: was like very primal and deep, and I was like

491
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 2: and even in that moment, I was like, am I

492
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 2: going to react the way I react every single time,

493
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 2: where like my body gets filled with like this fear

494
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 2: that I can't control. And I was thinking that as

495
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 2: my body was filling with fear, and then I started

496
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 2: like tearing up because I was like, I cannot believe

497
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: I just got to experience that.

498
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: It was pretty lit, honestly, but I didn't have that experience.

499
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 1: What I felt was I knew I shouldn't have fucking

500
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 1: come here. I knew it. I knew I, which is

501
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: the feeling I feel at all times. I'm convinced that

502
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: I'm like I knew it. I fucking knew it, even

503
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: though I always think something that is gonna happen to

504
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 1: me is.

505
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 2: Not sponsored by Pepsi.

506
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 1: By the way, I mean to be fair. We have

507
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: a Pepsi and a Coca Cola on screen, so it's

508
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: like pick your poison. Do the same companies make these?

509
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 2: No Pepsi company, the company.

510
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: Tried to purp.

511
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Japan was fucking lit.

512
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: The why are you looking Kai in the eye as

513
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: you say that, Like, because he's dissociating.

514
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 2: Oh.

515
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: Also, if you're ever feeling confused and disconnected from time

516
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 1: and space and you're like, oh my god, like it

517
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: feels like what the fuck does like what do seasons mean?

518
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 2: Like?

519
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 1: What does time mean, like, I feel like it could

520
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: be summer right now. I have no idea. I'm so disconnected. Literally,

521
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: just go to the chapstick in your car and go

522
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: to use it and see the state of like liquid

523
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: to solid it's in and you will be ground in reality,

524
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: because I like did that the other day when we

525
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: came back. I was like, I literally don't feel real.

526
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 1: I feel like a figment of everybody I know's imagination

527
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 1: and I feel like I've just been like a ghost

528
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 1: through this lifetime. And then I got in my car

529
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: and I went to go touch my blizz techs and

530
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 1: it was solid as a rock, and I was like, oh,

531
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm real. And also like, it's a different season now

532
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: because usually in the summer it's literally fucking hot liquid

533
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: lava goo.

534
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 2: It's a little goo.

535
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: I started the Sopranos, which is lit.

536
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 2: But before we get into that, uh what.

537
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: Which is lit?

538
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 2: But literally, I just wanted to talk about how gay

539
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 2: voice transcends language barriers.

540
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: Do you want to give some.

541
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 2: Context, I'll give a little bit, but basically, in Japan,

542
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 2: we met a gay dude who lives there full time,

543
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 2: who only speaks Japanese, who is from there, and immediately,

544
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: and I mean immediately after the first word that came

545
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 2: out of his mouth, I was like, Oh, that's a

546
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: gay man, like he's gay gay And then but he

547
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 2: was speaking Japanese, so I was just like, oh, like

548
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 2: gay man Japanese or gay voice just transcends language barriers,

549
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 2: which is really insane, And I just thought that was interesting.

550
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 3: Just so you could communicate with him.

551
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. No. The craziest thing though, is I wish

552
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 2: we did it, and maybe we'll do it next episode.

553
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: But I had this idea where the viewers send in

554
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 2: like pictures of their gay friends and straight friends, and

555
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 2: then we compile them and then I literally just have

556
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 2: to guess if they're straight or gay based off their

557
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 2: appearance only and India as well, And like, I think,

558
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 2: like I would get one hundred percent of it right because.

559
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: Like I like, I don't. I don't think what you're

560
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: about to stay is real.

561
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's pretty, But gay has like a

562
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 2: bone structure. Like I can look at a person in

563
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 2: the face and without them saying a word, I can

564
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 2: be like, Oh, that's a gay person because of the

565
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 2: way their face.

566
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: I feel about you.

567
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 3: Do I have a gay face? I've had a lot

568
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 3: of people say that I have a gay face.

569
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: It's funny because like it just sounds like you really

570
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: want that.

571
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. No, I've had people say that. They've

572
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 3: been like, oh, like you have these feminine features that

573
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 3: are like these big what is it dsls mm you do,

574
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 3: which I feel like is a little bit what is

575
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 3: that dick sucking lips?

576
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: So I don't know they say that to you.

577
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:47,719
Speaker 3: They do.

578
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first time I got told that, I was

579
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: fourteen and it was on vine. Yeah, let that sink

580
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: in because now you're me and it's hurting.

581
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 3: I had How was I supposed to know that that

582
00:27:59,200 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 3: would trigger you?

583
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 2: I ank, you know people's triggers.

584
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 3: How would I have known that that's such like a

585
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 3: specific Are.

586
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 1: You even thinking before you speak?

587
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: You're just saying, no, triggered me.

588
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

589
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 2: Don't apologize to me because my father never apologized to me. Therefore,

590
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 2: when I hear an apology, I pose back into my

591
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 2: childhood where I didn't get apologized.

592
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,479
Speaker 3: I don't know, I have no idea what to do.

593
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: I'm freaking out the whole I don't know thing you're

594
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 2: really doing it because people in my life that have

595
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 2: hurt me used to say, I don't know, Okay, this

596
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: is something that I thought about. Why this is a

597
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 2: genuine question, But like why is ketamine a club drug? Now,

598
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,719
Speaker 2: Like it seems like we cycle through like what the

599
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 2: popular club drug is all the time, and I already

600
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 2: know the next one is going to be gh But like,

601
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 2: why is keademine a club drug? I've never done it

602
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 2: and I don't get it, but like I think it

603
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 2: literally what it is is like people, hold on, I

604
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 2: wrote it down, let me let me read it. The

605
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 2: mainstream is psycho and I feel like there's always a

606
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 2: training drunk. Actually never mind. I had like a full

607
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: flesh out thought on the airplane about it, but I

608
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: didn't write it down, so I can't remember it. But

609
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: it's just crazy. It's like crazy that that is a

610
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 2: club drug.

611
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: It's crazy how some people's lives literally just like never

612
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: touch that kind of stuff or like it, like as

613
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: much as I like know about like drug usage, and

614
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: I am fearful of it, like it literally has nothing

615
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: to do with my life for the most part, Like

616
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it, Like I just

617
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: since I have no wants or like affinities for anything

618
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: on that side, and like I could go the rest

619
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: of my life without trying.

620
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 2: Like you really should go the rest of your life

621
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: without trying, because that's the way you get affinities, is

622
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 2: you get a taste for it, yeah, and then when

623
00:29:59,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: you taste.

624
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: But I feel like there are even people who, like

625
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: from a young age, have like an affinity for it

626
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: in terms of like throughout how romanticized it is and

627
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: like seeing it in media, like it's just crazy.

628
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: I like I grew Upburban kids. Yeah that's literally what

629
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: it is.

630
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Because but even like with the media, I was

631
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: like interested in I saw a lot of media that

632
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: had people partaking in the in those kind of activities,

633
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,959
Speaker 1: but like never did I see it, and I was like,

634
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: that's lit. I'm gonna do that. But it definitely does

635
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: have to do with where I grew up, because literally,

636
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: like I didn't know a single soul partaking in any

637
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: of that, like as far as it went, where I

638
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: grew up was like lean and even then it was

639
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: like such a small like group of people I knew

640
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: partaking and anything like that. So it was just like

641
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: that Maxive was smoking weed.

642
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,959
Speaker 2: I just wanted to numb myself. Yeah, I just like

643
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 2: I had so many emotions so early on in my

644
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: life that like the world just was too big for

645
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: me to comprehend, and so I just did a lot

646
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: of drugs to figure my shit out.

647
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna make a joke, but I decided

648
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: to hold it in.

649
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Huh, you're practicinger strength. Come on, hold me,

650
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: just hold me.

651
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: It must have been hard coming to terms with yourself.

652
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: With my mosquito bites with Did you itch these in

653
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 2: my sleep? Is that whether so big?

654
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you were fucking pissing me off, bitch. Also,

655
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: I did leave Japan with a gnarly mosquito bite, and

656
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: it was like right here, like in my sleep. I

657
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: got like one here and it literally welted up so crazy,

658
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: and I just had to like restrain myself from pitching

659
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: it because it was like welting up.

660
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 2: It went away pretty quick, right, It's because I sucked

661
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 2: it in your sleep. I just sucked the poison out

662
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:49,719
Speaker 2: for you.

663
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: I didn't want you to suck on my fucking chest.

664
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 2: I didn't. I sucked on your fucking mosquito bite.

665
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: That's still so weird, Like why would you do at

666
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: like you think you're being a good friend, but you're

667
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: being a fucking freak.

668
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: I think intention is really important, and I think we

669
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 2: need forget that people have good intentions and sure, maybe

670
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 2: the outcome was not okay, maybe it was like wrong,

671
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: but like, I feel like they should deserve a little point,

672
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 2: some points for being like are you talking about yourself? Yeah?

673
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: Because who's they? Like, I think you did something really

674
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: weird and you like are trying to cover it up.

675
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 3: So you want points for sneaking into Enya's room and

676
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 3: king on her broods?

677
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 2: Yes? Is that too much to fucking ask for?

678
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: Yes, it's literally like so much to ask for.

679
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, y'all are fucking pruds. I actually am

680
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 2: just in a room full of fucking prudes. That's it.

681
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 2: At the end of the day. Like, I just I

682
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 2: think you just might be a crazy person losers, Oh,

683
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: I think you just might be a crazy werson.

684
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: It's probably because you haven't left the house in like

685
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 1: four days, yeah.

686
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 2: Which is part of the plan.

687
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: Jor literally stayed in the house for three days. So

688
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: you went to a video game store and he was like,

689
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: I need to have sex with that first. He's the

690
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: first person he saw saw of the house. He literally

691
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: is like, I need to have sex with them.

692
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: No. The worker was bad as fuck, like literally bad

693
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 2: as fuck, And I've never seen someone work at a

694
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 2: video game store, like who's like a fucking little nerd

695
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: and a little loser.

696
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 3: Was she really hot?

697
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you must have not been paying attention for

698
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: like a.

699
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 3: She was bad for sixty nine episodes.

700
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 2: She was bad?

701
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 3: Bro hell yeah, bro.

702
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: Am I gonna go Okay, So she was just like

703
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: really normal looking.

704
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like normcore nerdy and had the most

705
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 2: beautiful eyes I've ever seen and made eye contact with

706
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 2: me in a way that I haven't had eye contact

707
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 2: in a long time.

708
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: So you're gonna go back and get her.

709
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: And she had a beard.

710
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's honestly, that's pretty lit. Yeah, are we.

711
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 2: Still going to go with the Like I thought? I

712
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 2: thought about it, and I was like, fuck, fuck, you.

713
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 3: Look like a Grand Theft Auto character right now?

714
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: You literally why because of your fit? Like okay, yeah, yeah, outfit.

715
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 2: I'm just so confused. For a second, I was like, wait, what.

716
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: What were you gonna say that you thought about it?

717
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 2: I thought about asking them for their number and putting

718
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 2: it onto the receipt.

719
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 1: And why didn't you? You should just go back today

720
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 1: and don't say anything but that be like can I

721
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: have your number? And they would be so scared like

722
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: that would be terrified. Like this dude from last night

723
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: who came in like a looking at me like that, what,

724
00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. This dude who came in last night

725
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: thirty minutes before we closed, spoke like eight words to me,

726
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: came back tonight alone and asked for my number and

727
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: then left. Do you think that you would get the number?

728
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 2: No?

729
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 3: Why not?

730
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 2: Not?

731
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: Even out of like inability on like their part to

732
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: be like little.

733
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 3: How it works?

734
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: That doesn't work anymore? Wait, so we need apps for

735
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff?

736
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 3: Did you do like the bone structure tests like the

737
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 3: gay No.

738
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: We're talking about a girl.

739
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 3: No we're not.

740
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are.

741
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: The tightest.

742
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 3: I said the girl thing is a joke.

743
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: No, but it's a girl. And she was like so

744
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: sexy and closed off. What I'm sorry?

745
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 2: Why is everyone discussing my sexuality all the fucking time?

746
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 3: Said they're hitting vapes? Reminded you of sucking.

747
00:35:54,960 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: Gig so like it's for a like, how do y'all

748
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: guys up too?

749
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: Did I feel so gross about drinking a Coca Cola

750
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: before my first meal today. That's like all I've been

751
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: thinking about. I've had hot Cheetos and Coca Cola. Like

752
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: I'm literally turning into duro.

753
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 2: You're yuh and you feel fucking late.

754
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm actually like protruding oil out of my

755
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: face at a really rapid right round.

756
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 2: The craziest thing about my diet is the fact that

757
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 2: I will have dementia in five years because I'm eating

758
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 2: just corn and fillers in oils and fucking microplastics. What

759
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: are you gonna say?

760
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,959
Speaker 3: Then? I was just saying, that's like a very acidic meal. Yeah,

761
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 3: coke and hot cheetos.

762
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: Fucking blow, I'm doing blow. I'm snorting hot and Cheetos

763
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 2: and shit, man, fucking life is good.

764
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 3: Drew, Is that a new shirt?

765
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: No, I already this is an old shirt that I

766
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 2: It just looks different. I don't know.

767
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: It looks different because he put on a little in

768
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: Japan because he.

769
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 2: Was eating a lot of sunf I was trying so

770
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 2: hard to fucking like.

771
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 3: Okay, true, can you do something for me really quick?

772
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

773
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 3: Can you touch your elbows together?

774
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 2: I can't?

775
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 3: Why not? I feel like you normally can.

776
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: Well, it's because we were since we were in Japan

777
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: for two weeks, he didn't get to go to the gym.

778
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: You can't do that because literally, like we won't be

779
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 1: fully like taken down.

780
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 2: What are you gonna say, Oh, I've been trying to

781
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 2: gain weight really badly in Japan, and I ate so

782
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 2: much fucking food. I ate so much goddamn food in Japan,

783
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: and I actually did gain weight. I gained seven pounds,

784
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 2: So congratulate me.

785
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 3: Where did you gain that weight?

786
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: Is it? Like?

787
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean where? Like? Why are you.

788
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: Analyzing? Not over?

789
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 3: There's something so obvious that you guys have not addressed

790
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 3: about where that weight went it.

791
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: You're being so offensive right now?

792
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: Do you hear talking about this?

793
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: Is?

794
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: Are you saying my ass is too fat?

795
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 3: Now? I'm pretty much the opposite.

796
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: It is normal to have a little bit of a

797
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: belly high, normal to have a body and a stomach

798
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: and like.

799
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,439
Speaker 2: And like eyes and ship.

800
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm I can't say I'm sorry, but I'm you

801
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 3: know you're looking in my eyes?

802
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: You can he's yeah, Wow, you're about to enter your

803
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: mid twenties. Like, fully, I guess you are in your

804
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: mid twenties.

805
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 2: Why would you say that to me?

806
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: Because I don't know. I just was looking at you.

807
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 2: I am selling poop.

808
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: Now, you're selling poop twenty.

809
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: Five for a gee thirty five for diarrhea.

810
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: I am diarrhea more expensive. I feel like the rare

811
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: like good ship is like the solid ship.

812
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: No babes, not my Yeah, my shit is high quality,

813
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 2: high tech, like that ship will fuck you up for real.

814
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 2: It's like, so tap in how much is like mid poop?

815
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: I was constipated before we got in the flight to

816
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: Japan and I took this tea that was supposed to

817
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: help me, and I was shitting my ass off.

818
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 2: You know you could sell that.

819
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: Why would I do that? Though? I don't think that's

820
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: the thing, and I think you're joking and.

821
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 2: Shit that I have nineteen grams.

822
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: If you were trying to the same like like lifestyle

823
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: off of how often you ship to sell it, you

824
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,959
Speaker 1: would be dead because you shit once a month.

825
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 3: Honest, Drew, I've been drop shipping poop. I don't even

826
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 3: see the product.

827
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, how's that been? That's been kind of rough.

828
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 2: It's always hard to get started.

829
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 3: It's hard to get started, but I do TikTok stuff.

830
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 2: Oh you do like geting.

831
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 3: It's like hashtags and shit. Oh word, and then like

832
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 3: you collab with other people a month like thirteen to

833
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 3: fourteen thousand dollars.

834
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,479
Speaker 2: Okay, that's baby number.

835
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was literally gonna say, that's like embarrassing baby numbers.

836
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 3: But I don't touch the product. That's what we have

837
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 3: to think about.

838
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, who are you getting this product?

839
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're just dealing with other people's ship and

840
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: making that little amount like that's but he.

841
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 2: Doesn't touch it.

842
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: I don't touch the product. I just catched the check.

843
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: Well, I have a factory. You're out in LA.

844
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: That's the funny thing is your business isn't sustainable.

845
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 2: You're literally like one hundred and eighty in pocket post taxes.

846
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,720
Speaker 1: And shit, one hundred and sixty eight dollars.

847
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 2: I pay my workers a living wage of two dollars

848
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:38,919
Speaker 2: an hour.

849
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: That is like not enough, okay. Media of the week is.

850
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:52,879
Speaker 2: I watched Loss in Translation on the airplane and it's

851
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: a slow burn. It's kind of boring, but it's a

852
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 2: really cute story and I really love it. And honestly,

853
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 2: it kind of felt like me like I was in

854
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: that movie because I was in Japan, you know, and

855
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 2: like Lost in Translation. So it's just it's just giving,

856
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 2: like I don't even am I in America anymore? I

857
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: don't fucking know where I am.

858
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: I do you not know?

859
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 2: Like, fucking crazy man, how do you.

860
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: Not know where you are? Like it just sounds like

861
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: you're lying.

862
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you're listening to a plane on my iPhone

863
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 2: right now. Lost in Translation really really good movie. Then

864
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 2: I watched her on the Airplane Back, which I had seen.

865
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 2: You've seen her write, Literally such a good movie. I

866
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: like to have sex with Joaquin Phoenix as that character

867
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 2: is the creepy man that falls in love with a robot, like, literally,

868
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: you need that. Wait, he looks just like the fucking

869
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 2: game stuff worker.

870
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go into my media because now you're tripping.

871
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 2: And then my song crazy is Dire Dire docs from

872
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 2: the Super Mario soundtrack.

873
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 3: Pandering to this guy that works at a video games.

874
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: I has no idea who I am from the scenes

875
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 2: Tristan Arp and then MP three Psychosis by j x

876
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 2: x L three s. Those songs are pretty lit. I

877
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 2: don't know what genre of music this is. Hold on, like,

878
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what genre this is, but I fucking

879
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 2: love it. And it's it's kind of like literally like

880
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 2: music if clip, yeah, literally like it's I don't know

881
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 2: what genre it is, but I want it. I want

882
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: it all. And that's literally all I've been listening to.

883
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 2: It's really bad. Other than the Super Mario soundtrack.

884
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: My media is, can't get it out of my head.

885
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 1: Took Light Orchestra, I'm not in Love, ten CC, Different

886
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: this time, Cornelia Murr. Your Motion Stays Arthur Russell and

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Speaker 1: Sandy Toes by Linda.

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Speaker 2: P Perhass Starts in Mines make and Music for Eighteen

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Speaker 2: Musicians by Steve Reach. I love that album.

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Speaker 1: That's funny because when I tried to listen to it

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Speaker 1: with it to you on the plane, you stole my

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Speaker 1: phone from me and turned it off. Okay, well, oh wait,

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Speaker 1: and then I watched Real Woman Have Curves. That movie

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Speaker 1: is fucking lit. And then wait, there was another movie.

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Speaker 1: I okay, I there was another movie, and I can't

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Speaker 1: think of what it is that I watched, Oh Blue Valentine.

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Speaker 1: I finally got through and watched it, and it made

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Speaker 1: me want to kill myself. So sad.

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Speaker 3: And that's it, and there's nothing else you guys want

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Speaker 3: to talk about regarding maybe Drew.

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Speaker 1: No, you're like obsessed with You're in a crazy way.

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Speaker 3: I'm not obsessed with. True, there's like a clear.

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Speaker 2: I did get my tits done in Japan, but.

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Speaker 1: Like it's like it's subtle. He wanted a natural.

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Speaker 3: Look and subtle. His nipples are like almost touching me.

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Speaker 1: Well, you have an issue where you can help sexualize.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sexualising.

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Speaker 1: It's also winter, so get used to it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like it's hella fucking cold

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Speaker 2: and like.

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Speaker 1: Ship not the ones with extendo clips.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I have like a little bicycle pump that

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Speaker 2: I can just you know, Okay, you know how they

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Speaker 2: cure a rectile dysfunction in men. Hell, there's like rods

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Speaker 2: that they stick in and then they put a little

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Speaker 2: air sack in the middle of your ballsack and you

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Speaker 2: squeeze it and you pump it up. That's not the

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Speaker 2: only cure, but that is one of the cures.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, they put two like inflatable rods. Wow, that's

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Speaker 2: what they do. That's what they put in my tips.

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Speaker 1: So they're actually really they're like modular, So soon they'll

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Speaker 1: be on first STIPs for like way too.

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Speaker 2: Much money from low key thinking about getting them removed though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it's been like a week though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but fucking creepy ass men like you exactly are

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Speaker 2: constantly objectifying me, like I am not.

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Speaker 3: Your toy I wanted. Can I just say I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, not yours to look at always at.

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Speaker 1: The sorry, but it's empty. Your sorries are empty.

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Speaker 2: I got these for her.

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Speaker 1: I really don't want you anymore. I have nothing left

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Speaker 1: for you. Okay what.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, look at me.

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Speaker 1: Don't look at me if you delete grinder, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess get a grip on yourself.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for watching

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Speaker 1: this episode. We'll be back. If you beg enough, we'll

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Speaker 1: be back.

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Speaker 2: Maybe kill yourself. I should not have said that. I

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Speaker 2: really shouldn't have mm hmm