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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame today mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: time to pay the piper.

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Speaker 2: Who is this?

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Speaker 1: This is the piper? Is this true?

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Speaker 2: Yes? This is I don't know any piper.

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Speaker 3: Tracked you down, buddy, Time to pay the piper. My

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Speaker 3: name is Petkinson. I'm calling from cable ring a bell.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't have any cable service. I think you

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Speaker 2: got the wrong name.

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Speaker 1: Yes you do, sir.

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Speaker 2: No, I canceled my cable like a year ago, like

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Speaker 2: years ago. No you didn't. I don't know anybody any day.

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Speaker 2: No you didn't, Yes I did.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at your account right here. No you didn't.

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Speaker 2: I can go to my email and pull up the

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Speaker 2: confirmation number if you want.

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Speaker 3: Well, go for it if you think that's gonna help.

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Speaker 3: But I'm looking at your account right now, still open.

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Speaker 2: Well you must be looking at somebody else's has.

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Speaker 1: Not don the account with you has not been paid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't have an account with you, I

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Speaker 2: have nothing.

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Speaker 3: To pay for you guys, And it took me a while

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Speaker 3: to track you down. But the piper is here and

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Speaker 3: it's time to pay the piper.

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Speaker 2: Fine, my contact number has not changed in all those years.

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Speaker 2: My email address hasn't changed either, So I don't know

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Speaker 2: who you've been trying to track down. But it wasn't me.

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Speaker 1: Well, then you must have been ignoring us.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't ignore my call.

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Speaker 1: And now that I've got you on the phone, it's

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Speaker 1: time to pay up.

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Speaker 2: I don't owe you anything. I don't have cable. I

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Speaker 2: don't have cable service. I haven't had cable in like

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Speaker 2: a couple of years.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you made a mistake, but

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Speaker 3: you definitely didn't cancel your account.

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Speaker 1: And well it.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like you guys made a mistake. I don't have

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Speaker 2: an account with you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're the cable company.

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Speaker 2: Yes you are, and we don't make Well that's absolutely false,

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Speaker 2: because I mean, if I still owe you, there was

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Speaker 2: a cable. I don't have cable with you, guys. I

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Speaker 2: haven't had cable guys with you guys in years. You

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Speaker 2: guys literally sent somebody over here to take the box.

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Speaker 2: So what the fuck talk you about?

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Speaker 3: Let me just read some numbers to you, okay, real quick?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, Yeah, sorry, it's going to read some numbers

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Speaker 3: to you real quick. Do the numbers four mean anything

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Speaker 3: to you? That's your checking account? Numbers sucka.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, yeah, you should not have that account number.

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Speaker 3: Well, looks like I do, don't I. So I'm just

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Speaker 3: gonna go ahead and automatically debit what you owe.

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Speaker 2: One that's illegalist and two I'm immediately going to go

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Speaker 2: report that to my credit card company. And your policy

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Speaker 2: states that you shouldn't be giving any form of account

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Speaker 2: number over the phone, let alone my bank account number.

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Speaker 2: How much how much do you think I owe?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Well, let's see, let's look at it was a

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Speaker 3: couple of years ago. You say you canceled cable, but yeah,

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Speaker 3: actually didn't. And with the late fees and everything else,

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Speaker 3: we're looking at about twenty three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm absolutely not paying that. You can go yourself.

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Speaker 2: I don't owe you guys. That's the whole reason that

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Speaker 2: I canceled my cable years ago, because you guys are crooks. One,

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Speaker 2: I don't have service too. You sent me a confirmation

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Speaker 2: number telling me that my service was canceled years ago,

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Speaker 2: and now you're trying to blackmail me with all of

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Speaker 2: my account information over the phone. You can go yourself, dude.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's quite easy. All you have to do pay it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not paying you anything. What was your name again?

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Speaker 1: Or some bull Pete Eakins.

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Speaker 3: I'm the piper that's coming for his money, because it's

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Speaker 3: time to pay the piper.

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Speaker 2: Well, first of all, nobody from a credit card collection

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Speaker 2: company calls themselves some piper. Then you Peter Egan, Pete Egans,

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Speaker 2: and your name's p Dkins like Pete Ekins like like

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Speaker 2: you're some like little there's something some little kid. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: mister piper p Dkins. I'm not going to be paying you.

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Speaker 2: I don't owe anything to your company. Plus, all of

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Speaker 2: my calls that come in are recorded, and I'm definitely

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Speaker 2: gonna be recording this to your company.

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Speaker 1: I'm recording this phone call too.

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Speaker 2: That's lovely cool. We've got double evidence of your wrong

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Speaker 2: double recordings.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Let me take me off of your list, get rid

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Speaker 2: of my account. I do not want it, I do

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Speaker 2: not owe it. I don't have the service. So you've

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Speaker 2: been charging me for a service that I don't have.

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Speaker 2: Go yourself.

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Speaker 1: Well, I will do that. Actually that was what I

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Speaker 1: was going to do.

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Speaker 2: Sound fun, and you do it out of outside of.

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Speaker 3: My well, I'll let you know that this is a

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Speaker 3: prank phone call, and this is actually Jubile from the

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Speaker 3: Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your

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Speaker 3: girlfriend Val set you up. What Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 3: Your girlfriend set you up. She said that you hate

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Speaker 3: the cable company and you'd be mad if they called

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Speaker 3: up to charge you like you didn't cancel your service.

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Speaker 2: I was about to lose my mind wake up every

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Speaker 1: Morning with Jubile phone pranks,