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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. So that's hello. Hi.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jericho. I'm calling from the Apple Genius

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Speaker 1: Bar and Jason, your computer has been in here for

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Speaker 1: a couple of days. I got an update for you,

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Speaker 1: and I figured it was probably a good time to

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Speaker 1: call you since you're on your lunch break. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing? Oh? Yeah, cool? Did I tell you I

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Speaker 1: was on my watch break or something. I well, you

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Speaker 1: don't know if you did earlier with anybody, but I just,

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Speaker 1: you know, figured i'd call you while you were taking

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Speaker 1: a break from work though. I could go over a

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Speaker 1: few things about your computer. Um, so the keyboard has

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Speaker 1: been giving you problems obviously, Yeah, that's space bar the sticks,

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Speaker 1: the space bar sticks, I know, and we can get

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Speaker 1: that fixed up for you right away. And I also

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Speaker 1: wanted to maybe alert you to a few other issues.

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Speaker 1: So oh okay, like what, Well, I was inspecting your

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Speaker 1: computer and I've gone through all the necessary checks and

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Speaker 1: that we have to do to make sure everything right,

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Speaker 1: and I just want to let you know that your

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Speaker 1: keyboard is an issue. And also I think that your girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: Madeline is cheating on you, so I would love to

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Speaker 1: be able to investigate that for you further, if you

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Speaker 1: would like, what is your privacy policy? Because I just

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Speaker 1: brought in the computer for a hardware issue, Yes you did,

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like you've got a hardware issue with

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Speaker 1: the keyboard and you've also got a software issue, and

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Speaker 1: the software would be with your heart. And I don't

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Speaker 1: want that to happen to you, Jason. And you seem

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Speaker 1: like a good guy, like it seemed like you have

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Speaker 1: a good family, seems like you have a lot of

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Speaker 1: fun with your friends. Pisses me off. May be looking

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Speaker 1: at people's private messages. Okay, the fixing of the computer,

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Speaker 1: your computer, it's to be fixed, no problem. But I

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Speaker 1: mean I feel like maybe the issue that might be

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Speaker 1: going on with your girlfriend's the bigger thing that we

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Speaker 1: should fix together, you and I. Jason. Look, I've got

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Speaker 1: a lot of questions about how you got this information.

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Speaker 1: You can't be just looking through people's private messages on

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Speaker 1: their laptops when they bring them in. You just get

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Speaker 1: basically so well, it's I mean, it's it's you know,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty standard. You dropped the computer off, and we

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Speaker 1: go through all the checks and I had to open

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Speaker 1: up the messages to make sure that the program was

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Speaker 1: functioning correctly, and then then I saw your conversation without

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Speaker 1: of there. I thought it was a sweet conversation between

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Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend. I like to look at those

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Speaker 1: because it makes my heart warm. And then I was

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Speaker 1: reading and I was like, wow, I really liked this

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Speaker 1: couple a lot because you guys seems super cute. So

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Speaker 1: then you're going through my messages and you're looking at

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Speaker 1: my pictures. Yes, I looked at the pictures and I

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Speaker 1: was like, wow, they're super cute. And then I was like,

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Speaker 1: I gotta find out more about her. I wonder if

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Speaker 1: she's an Apple customer, probably because Apple customers everywhere. So

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Speaker 1: I pulled up her name and then I saw her

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Speaker 1: account and so I logged it into hers and I

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Speaker 1: looked at the cloud and I found her and pictures.

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Speaker 1: I found pictures of her and another guy around the

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Speaker 1: same time that you were taking those pictures. What are

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Speaker 1: you okay? I also number I also saw messages between

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Speaker 1: her and another guy who I'm assuming it's probably him

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Speaker 1: who what's his name? Well, I don't know. I didn't

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Speaker 1: have his name because it wasn't an Apple device, it

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Speaker 1: was a Samsung device, so I couldn't get the name,

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Speaker 1: but I got the phone number and not called yet,

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Speaker 1: but I want to call it though you can. I'll

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Speaker 1: investigate that more further for you if you'd like, I

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Speaker 1: would like to speak to your manager. This is absolutely unaccepted.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying. At the same time, I just I

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Speaker 1: put the two together, and I can tell that she's

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Speaker 1: definitely saying someone else, and they're a lot older as well,

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Speaker 1: that they're really Yes, they're older, if older gentleman. He's

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Speaker 1: pretty tall, got kind of brownish terror and he's balding

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Speaker 1: a little bit in the middle, which I thought it

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Speaker 1: was weird because you have a nice full hit of hear.

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Speaker 1: So she's definitely downgraded, if that makes me feel better.

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Speaker 1: But that's her dad. That's her dad you're describing. She

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Speaker 1: sees every week. Oh so that would also explain why

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Speaker 1: she called him. Oh she says dad, and her text

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Speaker 1: message is not daddy, though I was thinking like, hey daddy.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, that's a false alarm manager manager. Now okay,

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Speaker 1: well I can't do that because this is actually a

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Speaker 1: phone prank. It's actually a prank call, so I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. Sorry, Frank call. Yes, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you,

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Speaker 1: and you're a girl from Madeleine set you up. No no,

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Speaker 1: She said that you just dropped your computer off at

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Speaker 1: the Apple Store and you're very paranoid about their privacy issues,

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Speaker 1: and she wanted me to screw with you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.