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Speaker 1: He gives us the power of choice. You know, if

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Speaker 1: Come on, if you're sitting in the cell this morning,

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Speaker 1: But if you've gotten yourself into that position, though, see

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Speaker 1: If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Uh people, boys, girls, children, men, women, adults, adolescents, Uh, idiots,

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Speaker 1: Gim on the shot. Hey, good morning, Steve. How you

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Speaker 1: doing good? Up? Call? What's up? Steve? Good morning? Junior morning. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Jentathany Brown, you're not a dressed me as gentlemen? Brown?

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Speaker 1: And wait wait what what what does he can you?

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Speaker 1: Black hand squirrel? Don't be disrespectful. Do not be disrespectful

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Speaker 1: to the hero. Oh I just got his bio from

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Speaker 1: this from the country of Baiawanda. Would you read read

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Speaker 1: my poor what's the country pia pi pie wonda. Where's

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Speaker 1: that in relation to? But it's paiwanda steak. Could you

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Speaker 1: name is Sammy Sumter. At the age of twenty one,

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Speaker 1: while living in the town of Pian, he defeated three

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Speaker 1: there's no one live. And you defeated three other men.

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Speaker 1: So after eating ninety nine pies, Fat Panther bit into

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Speaker 1: the hundredth pie, the one hundredth pie. There was something

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Speaker 1: special powers of defending all food in justice. If someone

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Speaker 1: fat Panther pies are filled with a special flavor that

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Speaker 1: the fat panthers born you're listening to all right, it

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Speaker 1: fat panther is father. You're seeing fat fat panther from

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Speaker 1: the country of fat. That's fat as disrespectful to panther

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Speaker 1: and see if you wanted to interview I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you how old are you? That's perful.

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Speaker 1: You have to say the question. Hey, flat panther old

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Speaker 1: How old are you? Four hundred and fifty five years ago? Okay,

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Speaker 1: fat poerful? Yes, Hey flat panther addressed me. Is that's

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Speaker 1: what I just did? Oh? I did take a little

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Speaker 1: anger in your voice. Who you gonna get on his nerves?

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Speaker 1: Frat panther, I'm just silly about to be some extra agitides.

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Speaker 1: Have you met Steve. I've heard about him. I read

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Speaker 1: a memo about him. Would you hit him with a pie?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, you hit him with it by you

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Speaker 1: can't come on your shoulder, hey, frat parful? Yes? In

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Speaker 1: We're going to call today? I'm plumber the plumber? Okay? Nah, hello, yeah,

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Speaker 1: didn't miss routed or something. No, I didn't. I didn't

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Speaker 1: I didn't reroute anything. I don't, I don't. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: how you rerouted something, But that's what happened, and it's got,

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Speaker 1: in my kitchen. Now, what's bad about it? This morning

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Speaker 1: I'm in there cooking and what's your name again? My

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this over twenty years. And the one

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Speaker 1: I did with your bathroom. You is the room. The

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Speaker 1: I can only explain that's getting the toilet in your sink.

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Speaker 1: I ain't had nobody. Do you have a guy's just

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Speaker 1: fix and think it right. Then I'm not paying another

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Speaker 1: damn dying for it. Ain't I trying to be professional

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Speaker 1: None of my visits, I ain't some of them red

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Speaker 1: You your wife? Kiss my because I know well I did.

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Speaker 1: I'll stand the job over there. You ain't done nothing.

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Speaker 1: If I got them, have me in the rice, stick

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Speaker 1: don't give a damn I know what's coming up rid

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Speaker 1: of me the rice. I ain't done nothing over there

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Speaker 1: cool with that? Yes? Like that. I'm just asking y'all

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Speaker 1: cool with it. Not mean I catch myself, but I

421
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: might have went a bit fall man, but you know,

422
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: won't know who said what you're listening show? All right? Jay?

423
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: This bit is called you got your priorities priorities mixed up.

424
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes we do things, but we should be doing another thing,

425
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: meaning the thing that you might not be doing should

426
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: be the thing you should do. Meaning you got your

427
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: priorities mixed up? For instance, what for instance, how about

428
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: we bless the food before we take pictures of the

429
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Speaker 1: damn for the grand baby, for the father. You know,

430
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Speaker 1: bless your food first. I ain't got mixed up, that's

431
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Speaker 1: just me. I agree, so so so. I got a

432
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: friend named Lena, just brought him a brand new Lexus.

433
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: He fought it, he fought it, but he stayed at

434
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Speaker 1: his mama house. Now is that you got up, donna

435
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: Lexus in front of your mama house and you ain't

436
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: got a place to stay? He go on this one.

437
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: I don't understand. You just borrowed some money from me,

438
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: But then you're gonna tell me some financial advice, right?

439
00:30:54,160 --> 00:31:00,719
Speaker 1: What you need to do? Dog? What got your mixed up?

440
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: That is mixed up? I think if you're trying to

441
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: make a decision on whether you're gonna buy some new

442
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: clothes or some groceries to buy the clothes, something's wrong

443
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: with you. You got your pridies mixed up. I'm sir,

444
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean I don't mean no harm.

445
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: Ea eat your you got your bridies mixed up. I'm

446
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: just trying to figure out because I live in LA

447
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: and I see this a lot. What is the cutoff age?

448
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: Of a dude with a beard on a skateboard. That's

449
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: all my maskt ain't see it all the time. How

450
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: you look like a shepherd but you on a skateboard

451
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: makes no sense. I didn't mitched up. Okay, I gotta go.

452
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: You foe hunt uh and your transportation is a scooter.

453
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: Come on now, man, either losing way to get a call.

454
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: It's too much happening right here. It's too way too much.

455
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what this is. Something I can't understand.

456
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: You see, didn't talk to me with all designer clothes on,

457
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: but you got teeth missing? Where we at with you?

458
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: Come on? You everything? But don't you see that's good?

459
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: Your priority is mixed up? Jack land about the mouth

460
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: when they're missing that side tooth and oh my side one?

461
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: See that? Man? You got one thing? You at the

462
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: bus stop. I pull up in a raggedy car. You

463
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: laughing at my car? Right? Yeah, this is just to laugh.

464
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: I got one, I got one. You got. Your pride

465
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Speaker 1: is mixed up. I'm not saying you're not right. You're

466
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: just a little off off kilter. You got on a

467
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter T shirt that's all you wear, but

468
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: all your friends is white. That's all priority. I'll tell you.

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00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what right here? Uh you sitting in

470
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: the living room playing with your kid. Uh, your kid

471
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: tell you to shut up and you do it? WHOA

472
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: got your priorities mixed? Hold a parent in him? Yeah right,

473
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: priorities I got one. You get arrested and your mup shot.

474
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: You got on the Black Lives Matter t shirts, but

475
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: you were arrested for a drive by O. WHOA that

476
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: could your priorities? Yea? To the ladies, you gotta design

477
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: a bag. You paid maybe seven eight hundred dollars, but

478
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: you ain't got lunch money. Yeah, so that ain't a

479
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: good way Jack, get out of here. I got work

480
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: for you. You the president out of the United States,

481
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 1: and you didn't took most of our money and wouldn't

482
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 1: play golf with it. And we got plenty of stuff

483
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: around here need to be taken care of. You got

484
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: your pride, you all. I said, this is just something

485
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: that just personal, just to my my family in my house.

486
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: You you you got a further nine in reading. You

487
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: ain't passed reading in about six report cards. Okay, but

488
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: you know all the words to CARDI B both what

489
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: did we really doing here? Come on, you didn't, but

490
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: reading reading red Riding, I got your priorities, all right?

491
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: Come on close, all right? This is a ripper right here,

492
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: so getting ready to go might not be able to

493
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: use this one. You in the mall with a female

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Speaker 1: check and you didn't, Boss of red Ball, you're listening

495
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 1: to show. Now Steve Jay is here. Please introduce him

496
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: to murder another. Ladies, gentlemen, murd out the hits. I

497
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: want to thank you for allowing me to introduce the

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00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: Fat Panther on this show. But what the Fat Panther

499
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: did not have was steam music. Cannot be a superhero

500
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: without theme music, right This is the Fat Panthers theme song.

501
00:36:43,960 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: Check it out. One day in the back away and

502
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 1: he didn't even show his food a lot of time,

503
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: but it was changed his eyes and his stomach. The

504
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: blow starting for seats from stealing treats him was taking

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Speaker 1: my bad deals lying around the world. Chicken be any

506
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: boding down and he'll doing a charge the free that

507
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Speaker 1: he'll bring you food. That that that's what he does.

508
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: That he'll bring man your food, that man, because that's

509
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: what he does. That. Then you'll bring man your food.

510
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: That man that's not your right. Yeah, Jay, what we're

511
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Speaker 1: back in the seventies jail. The message for you that

512
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: I love that that superhero. So yeah, that's what do

513
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: you do because that's what he do. How did you

514
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: meet the Fat Panther? How did this all come about? Well?

515
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: I was in Paiwanda. I met the fat Panthers. Are

516
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: you are you looking for someone to do some fight

517
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: fat fight? Grahame said yes and said I am the guy,

518
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 1: am de Fat Panther, and that fat Panther was born

519
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: just like then. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey

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00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: Morning Show at thirty four after the hour. You're listening

521
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey listen, Uh, millennials

522
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: are going broke. I think we all have millennials. Yeah,

523
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: I don't have Yeah you have a Genny, Yeah you

524
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: have one of those, Carlin, We all have millennials here.

525
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 1: They say they're going broke because of social media. Though,

526
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: according to research by Alian's Life, fifty seven percent of

527
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: millennials that's compared to twenty eight percent of Gen exers

528
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: and seven percent of Baby boomers say they've spent money

529
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Speaker 1: they didn't have because of something they saw on social media.

530
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: They do. Yeah, yeah, with our money, right, not keeping

531
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: away money they get right. Facebook got some good stuff

532
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: out there, they do. But we have jobs, we can

533
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: buy it our kids, all right. It seems lots of

534
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 1: millennials feel pressure to keep up appearances, with nearly fifty

535
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: percent saying they are influenced by their friends posts of

536
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: lavish vacations and lifestyles. Now, according to the survey, social

537
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 1: media has become the millennials financial Achilles. Heel, all right, yeah,

538
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: you agree not have that problem. No, on a polaroid.

539
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: If you saw it when you were cutting grass and

540
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: collecting bottles and all that stuff to get money, it

541
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: was a whole different story. Say it was a hustle, yeah,

542
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 1: or you got allowances. I think it's more reaction. And

543
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: there're is spending available to young people now, compulsive spending.

544
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I think they could just press

545
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: a button and it's done. Yes, you know it wasn't though.

546
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: We had to get up, go to the stove, find

547
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 1: it all. Like it's you can just do compulsive buying

548
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 1: and you can press a button and press a button.

549
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: I got that, Oh I got that, and I got

550
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: that and next thing. You know, No, you don't have that,

551
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: and I think that's a big cause of it, right there,

552
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: the accessibility of everything, and it's so easy to do, right,

553
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: and we didn't give him a credit card to do it.

554
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: That's the problem because the parents, you guys, live a

555
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: better lifestyle than how our parents did, so you're able

556
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: to give you you know, I mean, you gotta give

557
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: him a debit card, because that's everything set up on that,

558
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You don't want them carrying

559
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: the cash, so you give him a debit card. But

560
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: you've got to teach them. And that's the struggle. Uh,

561
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: My boys are better at it. What Morgan is really

562
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: good with money put. Morgan and her husband are very

563
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: very self sufficient. Carlin and her husband are very self

564
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 1: sufficient brands out. She's self sufficient. My oldest son, I

565
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: don't have to concern himself with him. Lauran went and

566
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: lost a damn Well, then the two that's always had

567
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: it good. Yeah, yeah, them two right there, they ain't

568
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: had no dain't handle daughter. Are you still in the

569
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: given situation of their lives? Meaning if they don't have it,

570
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: I am yeah, yeah, yeah, my daughters, yeah, I mean,

571
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: you know, if they come to me with a situation.

572
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm always a situation. I have to let them have

573
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: to go to some man. Yeah, you know, I'll help

574
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 1: them before they have to go to some man, because

575
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: then I know that comes with some stipulation. So yeah,

576
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: one of my daughters just text me today. You know

577
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: if they make me sick though the way they text,

578
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: Hey dad, you know what, but put something with it?

579
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: How are you today? Yeah? It's really not a lot

580
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: behind the bigging that they because it's so short. It's

581
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: not but I don't but don't text me Hey dad,

582
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: question mark. I'm busy. I got stuff to do. And

583
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: but they text like they talk hey dad, and then

584
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 1: they wait on you to go hey girl, and then

585
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: they go what you're doing? And then it took me

586
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: for ever to find out what w y D was.

587
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I said, walking down. I love it.

588
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: I love her millennials. I love them. And then I'm

589
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: gonna go back and forth like that, and I don't

590
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: have that kind of time, so I ignore the hey

591
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: dad text what do you want? You know, because I

592
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: don't have time to take back go hey you, how

593
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: you doing today? How you that w y D? I

594
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: ain't got time for that. Figure out I wish they

595
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: had your head just the J C penned cab I

596
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: don't want my daughter said, what could that do to

597
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: get you? Call somebody else? All right, we'll have more

598
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

599
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, listen. Coming

600
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four

601
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: minutes after, we'll have the Strawberry Letter for today. But

602
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: up next, nephew, Tommy's right here. Noo, the prank before

603
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: the prank before we left the last break, Shirley, you

604
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: see it speaking of tom was you saying when he

605
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: said ugly? You say it that's strange looking, Shirley saying,

606
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,919
Speaker 1: speaking of Tommy. See now when you're saying, speaking of time,

607
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: are you but when Tommy he's up next with the

608
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: prank phone call, it's called most I'm ugly to you, Yes,

609
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: I'm talking to shirt. No, Tommy, No, you're not ugly.

610
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: But she didn't say it didn't look strange. But but

611
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: but surely, but he's strange looking. No he's not Tommy's No,

612
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: he's not he's not what he's not strange looking. Oh,

613
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: he's a normal looking, handsome young man. Tommy ain't handsome.

614
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: Quit telling his boy that we don't have handsome men

615
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: and handsome how many things he is? Okay, I don't

616
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 1: want to shatter that man. Tommy think he told Tommy,

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00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, thank he f but he got it there, yeah,

618
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: and now he thinking no and if he accepted, he

619
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: had fun with it. Let's see. I keep telling you're

620
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: just trying not to hurt his feelings, right, Shirley hurt him? Hey,

621
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: before I played you, you played Australia. My pranks are nice, strange.

622
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: Listen the name of the time it is. You got

623
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: to bring those TVs back? Hello, Hello, how are you?

624
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Sharon Police. My name is Paul, Paul,

625
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 1: I'm head of security here. How are you? This is yeah?

626
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: You um, you actually came out and you I think

627
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 1: you were here on Friday? Uh and you came out

628
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: and purchased four flatcreen televisions forty forty two inches? Am

629
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: I correct? Yeah? But what kind of be fun? What

630
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: I was giving you a call for, Sharon, is that

631
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: we got a bit of a problem. Now when you

632
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: purchase these actual flatcreen televisions on Black Friday, so to speak,

633
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 1: It seems that we've got them. Um, well, your your

634
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: purchase went through successfully, I will admit that, but there

635
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: should have been a red flag that have gone up

636
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: because we're going back over transactions of the past two

637
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: three days here and we're realizing that your purchase should

638
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: not have been successful. It should have been for your

639
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: credit card is actually not valid at all now now

640
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 1: my credit card because oh we got paid on Wednesday,

641
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: so my money was there. Well actually, ma'am, I'm what

642
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you is that it is

643
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: coming up in valid now and we're having a problem

644
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: with it. So I wanted to reach out to you

645
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: and give you a call and see if we could

646
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: probably you know, uh, it was. It was valid when

647
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: I was at their ratis because it went through I

648
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: gotta receipt everything I am pured to that extended warranty

649
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: on all faum, so it was valid on Friday. I

650
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with it today, but it was

651
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: good then, and I understand that. I understand that that,

652
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 1: you know, just being at the register and you purchasing

653
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: it and no problems at all happening. That's pretty much

654
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: the thought process that you're going to have. What I'm

655
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: letting you know is on the on the back part

656
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: of it when you came into the store. What we're

657
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: getting the day the day after is that it was

658
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: pretty much invalid. It wasn't good at all. Your credit

659
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: card was not good at all. But you need to

660
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: call your bank then, because I don't know what to

661
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: tell you. You know, I had the money in there

662
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: the day I went about them, and that's it for me.

663
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: So I don't know who you need to call. But

664
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: don't call me because you know they ain't bringing my problem. Okay,

665
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna raise

666
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: this to be a major problem. We're gonna try to

667
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: rectify it and get it taken care of. Yeah, do

668
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: what you need to do. Okay, listen, Now here's what

669
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. You know what. I wanted to try

670
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: to work this out as smoothly as we can. What

671
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ask you to do. Can I

672
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: get you to come back up to the store and

673
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: bring all four televisions with you? Oh no, now you

674
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: sure can't. Baby. Look, I bought them for TVs. I

675
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: have read one of them up this under the tree

676
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: from my hus my mama early. She already got the

677
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: other TV. We hunted up at home Sary when we

678
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: was watching movies, so it didn't really. Ain't no way

679
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring the folk TVs back. I think you

680
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: should go back to wealth process your credit cards. Tell

681
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: them that they that. I don't know what you're gonna

682
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: tell them, but you need to go back to them.

683
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be running back and forth

684
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: to this story. I don't want to. I don't want

685
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 1: us to create a problem here. I don't want to

686
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: do that happen that. You need to lower your voice. Okay,

687
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: but look, you need to go back to wherever do

688
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: your credit cards because they went through when I was

689
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: at the stop. Correct. I don't want to it ain't

690
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 1: going over. That's a no. I told you that it

691
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 1: went through. I explained it. You ain't got no business

692
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: on my damn phone. They don't call me with this

693
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: bull no mouth hold on just what I don't want

694
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: to have to do. I don't want to have to

695
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: come out to your home and confrosate you. I wish

696
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: you would come out to my house. Baby. We will

697
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: beat you into bad health. You're bad, and I bring

698
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,479
Speaker 1: y'all over here. Look, you need to call you whatever.

699
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: Do your credit cards, get your prey with them, because

700
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: your business with me is done. I got a receipt

701
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: and I got any stick in the wards. I would

702
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: have my lord to tell y'all you bring your over

703
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: here there that Listen, Lady, I don't want to go

704
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: back and forth with you on this, and man, you

705
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: ain't going back and forth. It's over with. I've got

706
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: the TVs. I got a receipt. We is dune. I

707
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with your machine. Listen to my

708
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: car wins. Thus, I'm trying to get her to understand.

709
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: I understand what I'm saying. You can hang on one

710
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: second and let me speak with my boss. Please, boss

711
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: on the phone. I tell yo boss, y'all, don't run

712
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: me back. I got a receipt for fail TVs and

713
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep all fail TVs. Listen, you know this

714
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: is pretty much considered a fast process. Listen, hen't kissing.

715
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,959
Speaker 1: Listen to me pist that I got a red feet

716
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: for folk TVs. I won't got to stow with my receipt.

717
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: I got my extended words. So this ain't no self

718
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: what this is is as communication between ya banks. So

719
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: you need to get yo because I got a prepaid

720
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: deffer card. Baby, I don't owe nobody on them TV.

721
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: You need to call your back and get the off

722
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: my phone was. They don't show some TVs from a

723
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: store and damage. You're gonna bring them back? You think

724
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: you can come get him get I got fol TV,

725
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: Yoe do we sh ain't get him to me? And

726
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep them. We're gonna watch the game. Oh yo,

727
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: TVs bring y'all over here to walk too. We are

728
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: most fell with yo, so to till me by no TVs,

729
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 1: no mote. So you're the one ain't gonna have no

730
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: job for the holiday. This is what you're done. Sometimes

731
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: you're gonna give no for using bad credit card at

732
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: department stores. I don't get your called in. Do you understand, men?

733
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: So that's Joe till me. You put the folk TVs back. Then, Joe,

734
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: uncle Tom play the white man for his TV. You

735
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: better get your business or summer detail shopper, start the

736
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: raft label, get us fun and white folks. Don't come

737
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: co fucking me by that tv s. You're about to

738
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: get this that gosh money. Listen you listen to me.

739
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: I got one one more thing I need to say

740
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: to you. Are you listening to me? What do you want?

741
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Nobody's

742
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 1: nephew come up with damn TV. This is Nephew Timmy

743
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got planked

744
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 1: by your girlfriend? Wait a minute, Wait a minute. This

745
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: is who Now? This is nephew Timmy, baby from the

746
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got plank by your

747
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Tell me you almost got your Steve just

748
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 1: set me up. I'm you did? Now? Its woy. You

749
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: can't I play with people like this? Oh? Man, I

750
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, baby. What is

751
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the laying Oh that's Steve

752
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. That is right there. Stupid is all

753
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 1: get out. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

754
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: right now, guys, it is time for today's Strawberry Letter.

755
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: Don't forget. If you need advice on relationships, on dating,

756
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: on work, on parenting, on sex, on more, submit your

757
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com. And that's

758
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: a parenting question for y'all. I asked y'all earlier, and

759
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 1: y'all are not giving me a chance to ask you.

760
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: We would like to talk to you about him, maybe

761
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: about forty one half of the hour. Can we do

762
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: it there? Yeah, let's let's yeah, we gotta get to that.

763
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: There his show, but we'll go ahead. Run right, Tommy,

764
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: run your show. Don't take over trying to be in

765
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: charge of something. What you say, we can't even say.

766
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: It's ws and he's gonna try and defend someone. Oh no,

767
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: you ain't letting the way stop all the war a burger?

768
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 1: It's what a burger? Tommy? Delicious friends? Yes, all right? Anyway,

769
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry letter and thank you guys, because we

770
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: have been getting a lot of letters in. We need

771
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: more though. Guess I just asked him. I told you

772
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: when it stopping like that, you be quiet? Okay, how

773
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: about that? Whatever up and hold on tight. Here it

774
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: is Strawberry letter. They only let me say that because

775
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: it ain't Wow, thank you Tommy. All right, here we go.

776
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: Subject he chose his wife over me. Dear Stephen Shirley,

777
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: I need your advice because I really want to kick

778
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: my dad's wife's behind. I am a forty two year

779
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: old single mother of two kids. My children's dads don't

780
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: help me financially, so my father has helped me raise

781
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: my kids for the past fift ten years. Well, I

782
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: recently lost my job and everything went downhill. I wasn't

783
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: able to pay my rent, so I had to move

784
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,439
Speaker 1: out of my apartment. At the beginning of this month,

785
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 1: I called my dad to ask if we could move

786
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 1: back home, and my dad had the nerve to tell

787
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: me that I had to discuss it with his wife,

788
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 1: my stepmother. He put her on the phone and she screamed,

789
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: h E double l na yes and UH said this

790
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: would be the ninth time that I've moved back in

791
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: with them. She said it's not their problem that I

792
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: can't keep a job and that both of my kids

793
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: dad's are losers. She said she will no longer allow

794
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: me to ruin my daddy's credit. Then she told me

795
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: to get off my fat blank and start and start

796
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: taking care of myself. Before she could finish, I hung

797
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: up on her. Yes, I have made plain mistakes, but

798
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: I don't need her throwing them in my face. So

799
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: now my children and I are living with my girlfriend,

800
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: but we can't stay there much longer. My dad will

801
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: not speak to me until I apologize to his wife.

802
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: I told him that was never going to happen. Why

803
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 1: should I apologize to this woman? She hurt my feelings,

804
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: so she should apologize to me and let me move

805
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: in until I get back on my feet. I don't

806
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: feel like I'm wrong. This was my dad's way, This

807
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: was this was my dad way before he was her husband.

808
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, what do you think? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

809
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 1: How wrong are you? You are just so wrong right here?

810
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 1: And the fact that you don't know this makes this

811
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: letter even more ridiculous. Okay, your father has every right

812
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 1: to do what he's doing. Confer with his wife. He

813
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: has to discuss this with his wife. Okay, it's her

814
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: house too. Your dad doesn't owe you anything. Okay, he

815
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: doesn't have to let you and your kids move in

816
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,760
Speaker 1: with them. I mean, how much more is he supposed

817
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,439
Speaker 1: to do for you? At forty two? He's been helping

818
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,839
Speaker 1: you for the last fifteen years. That help has turned

819
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 1: into enabling. Yes, your dad was You're enabler and he

820
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: is tired of it now. And Wifeie is not having

821
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: it at all? Okay? And how old are these boys now?

822
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: They're doing this for fifteen years? Yeah, come on, now,

823
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: it's time for you to take your baby's daddy's to

824
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: court and get some child support so you can get

825
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: the financial help you need to, you know, live your

826
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: life the way you need to live your life. And yes,

827
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,919
Speaker 1: of course, apologize to your step mom and for your dad.

828
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: You're trying to make them feel guilty for not letting

829
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: you get back in. They have every right to do

830
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: what they did, every right. Come on now, Steve, Yes,

831
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: your turn. Steve Edie's type of letters where exhale, yes,

832
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: my gift comes out in letters like this. Let me

833
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: take you down to it because you really want to

834
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: kick your daddy's wife behind. I'm forty too. Let's just

835
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: start to damn the single mother. Paul, you're fty too?

836
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: What hell you ain't twenty four? You didn't flip it?

837
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: You're farty too. You got two kids? Nothing's wrong here,

838
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: forty two two kids ain't bad, nothing wrong with that?

839
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: You're ready? Ready. My children's dads don't help me financially,

840
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: so they're not sending it no child. So my father

841
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: has helped me raise my kids fifteen years. No, don't

842
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: worry about that. I do this. You're doing a Tommy

843
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: with the w fifteen years. You don't need extra breath

844
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: for that. Somebody'd been helping you with the damn kids,

845
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: and they ain't take damn she'll damn hug your boyfriends.

846
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: Fifteen years. Well, I recently lost my job and everything

847
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: went down. Hell I wasn't able to pay my risk.

848
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 1: I had to move out of my apartment. At the

849
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: beginning to this moment, I called my daddy ask him

850
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 1: if we could move back home, and my daddy had

851
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: the nerve to tell me I had discussed this with

852
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: his wife. That's cause it's her house. And the other

853
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: reason it caused your asses fired too. You ain't fifteen

854
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: get put out. You fired too. My stepmother, he put

855
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: on the phone, and she screamed, hell no. I love her,

856
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: love and let me tell you why. She said, hell no,

857
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: because this will be the knife time. This will be

858
00:59:56,440 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: the knife time. Nine damn time, yore farty two year

859
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 1: old behind then, cain't crawling back to the house. You

860
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: ain't crawling up in here no more. We come back.

861
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why you really can't cook it

862
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 1: ain't just the nine times. Oh that's big, but I

863
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: got mold than that. Why yo had can't come back

864
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: up in here? Nine damn pad? Who do that? I

865
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: don't know the blues they place to stay nine times?

866
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: Just ain't paying no damn rent man his wife. Listen,

867
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: if the kids ain't fifteen damn every year you get

868
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: put out, dude, step mama, you're brying our phones and Jordan,

869
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 1: your aunts ain't paying the rent. Right. All right, we're

870
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up at

871
01:00:55,240 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour you're listening morning show. All right, Steve,

872
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response

873
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter. He chose his wife over me,

874
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 1: this farty, too year old woman who is single because

875
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 1: she can't get nobody to marry her because she keep

876
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 1: picking losers that don't pay no child support and help

877
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: her financially with d two boys. I feel sorry for that,

878
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: but dad ain't the problem. You called your daddy because

879
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: you lost your job, and why you keep losing job?

880
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 1: You keep losing job. Then you call your daddy. Now

881
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: he didn't help you in the path, and this time

882
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: you told your discussin with his wife. Now you want

883
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: to kill her. You want to kick my wife's daddy behind.

884
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 1: He putting my stepmother on the phone, and she screened, Hey,

885
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: now you ain't coming hell no, when you got bring it?

886
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 1: She said it would be the ninth time, and she

887
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: did not lie. She's a business because you didn't dispute it.

888
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 1: Just a ninth damn time that I moved back in

889
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: with them. She'd been there through eight movies. She said,

890
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: it's not a problem that I can't keep a job

891
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 1: and that both my kids dads are losers. You slept

892
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 1: with them bums. Now they ain't helping out with your kids.

893
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 1: Come on, this will be the ninth time. She said

894
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 1: she would no longer allow me to ruin my daddy's credit.

895
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: Here is what you really mad, Come on, come on.

896
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: She then told me to get off my fat ass

897
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: and start taking care of myself. That's what prompted this letter, right,

898
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: she had called your fat answer. See that wasn't She

899
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna write this letter until she told her get

900
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: off your fat huh and take care of yourself. Now

901
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 1: we have the letter now. Before she could finish, I

902
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:24,120
Speaker 1: hung up on because the fat ass, wipe chaut This

903
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 1: is how the conversation. Get off your fat ass and

904
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: take care of yourself. Hey, what is daddy and stepmama

905
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 1: over there doing by theirself? Anyway? What did they do?

906
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: They live it? They fo to They probably set sixty seventies.

907
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,440
Speaker 1: They don't want them damn kids and the fat and

908
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: they're even groceries there's already. Last time she was hit.

909
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: One reason she left the pad like refrigerator. They put

910
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: combinations on on camp and you know, be sure she

911
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: could finish. I hung up on her. Yes I have

912
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: made now here we go here, come to confession. Now

913
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 1: I hung up on him. Yes, I have made plenty

914
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: of mistakes, but I don't need her throwing them in

915
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: my face. She ain't throw them in the face. You

916
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: keep throwing them in their face. You keep dragging them

917
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,439
Speaker 1: damn kid back over there eight times prior. It ain't

918
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: that they thrown it in your face. You keep bringing

919
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: it today's face. So now my children and now are

920
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: living with my girlfriend. But we can't stay there much longer.

921
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: You know why because your girlfriend, No, you gotta fat ass,

922
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: and you're over there eating groceries up over there too,

923
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: and them two boys my dad would not speak to

924
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: me until I apologize to his wife. Because see, you

925
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 1: ain't just hang up. See see what you called you

926
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: fat ass? Take care of yourself. Oh you went out

927
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 1: the house like you had the waffer. Oh you gonna

928
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 1: come back around. Oh you threw something back up in

929
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: that house. Then now you gotta regret. I'm fat. Oh

930
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm fat. I ain't the only one fat. Me and

931
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 1: you ain't the same side. Because when I live at

932
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: I wore your clothes. That's why you can't come back.

933
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 1: And that's why you gotta apologize. I told him I

934
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: was that was never going to happen. Now you're not

935
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: gonna apologize to you when you ain't getting in this

936
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 1: woman's Oh how you stupid? Why should I apologize to

937
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: this woman? She hurt my feelings. You've been eating her groceries,

938
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,000
Speaker 1: staying at her house, messing up your daddy credit. She

939
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: don't know you nothing. Na, she hurt my feelings, So

940
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 1: she should apologize to me and let me move in

941
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: until I get back on my feet. Who see, everybody

942
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: always got to do something for you. She got to

943
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: apologize me and let me move in until I get

944
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 1: back on my feet. It's hard to get on your

945
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 1: feet with assh your sadness. I've seen big people fall before.

946
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 1: It takes a while. They got to roll over, get

947
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: on both knees. They need a hand up. If they

948
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: ain't gonna handle the way, they just stay there. No,

949
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is what this is. I don't

950
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 1: feel like I'm wrong. Well, Charley told you all wrong.

951
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 1: This was my dad way before he was her husb. Yeah,

952
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 1: your dad. But when you get a wife, he has

953
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 1: to leave all others and cleave unto her. That's your

954
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 1: ass is included in the league. Her what your ass

955
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 1: is included in the league. And you could come over

956
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 1: people's house and stay long if you could leave some

957
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: of that ass. But you brings that wide ass with

958
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 1: you and steady replenishing ass. See, if you would get

959
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: in the weight loss business, somebody wouldn't mind letting you

960
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 1: stay that. But you're in the ass replenishing busins. You

961
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: over there just blowing as we're sitting up here watching this.

962
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 1: As we go, your sons is sitting on it while

963
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: you're walking around walm on. You got one son on

964
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 1: each cheek. You ain't gotta get Your boys are riding

965
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: your ass. She really doesn't get it. She says, this

966
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: was my dad way before he was her husband. Come on, yeah,

967
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:05,480
Speaker 1: that's right, but so damn what he's steal your daddy

968
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: and he say you can't come over there. He's not

969
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: like Shirley said, He's not just your daddy. He's been

970
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 1: your enabler. You've been over to these people house eight times.

971
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: So what you do is you know you ain't got

972
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 1: to do right as long as you don't want to,

973
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,800
Speaker 1: because you just go over your daddy's house. Well, they

974
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 1: put a stop to this, so now I ain't got

975
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 1: to go to work. I don't feel like it today.

976
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 1: You five, I'm going to my daddy exactly. You ought

977
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: to be taking care of daddy. You're forty two, you're lazy,

978
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 1: and your ass with like a co All right, Steve,

979
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 1: we gotta get email us or Instagram thoughts on today's

980
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at my Girls, Shirley and please join me

981
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: this Thursday at one thirty pm for the Strawberry Letter

982
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: Live after show on Facebook. Okay, you're listening, Well, it's

983
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 1: time for something funny and Jay. This is about stuff

984
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: you say to your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.

985
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 1: This has to do what we see our neighbors all

986
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: the time. We're not that fond of them sometimes, so

987
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 1: we speak, but under our breath was saying little things,

988
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:18,519
Speaker 1: little little insulting things like hey, hi, done, and you

989
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: can't have done all? Keep Jack, keeping it, keeping it

990
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: one hundred, you got one jack Jay? Oh, how are

991
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 1: you doing? Are you? My man? You need some curtains?

992
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:50,679
Speaker 1: See how you doing? Franklin's good to see it. Hope

993
01:08:50,680 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 1: they boys stay home this time. It takes vacations. Let's

994
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 1: see us. Come on, nephew Perkins, how are you good? Good?

995
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:22,600
Speaker 1: You should do something with that damn boat restriction? I

996
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:36,919
Speaker 1: done this, s Kennedy, Hey I done. Smell that across

997
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:42,080
Speaker 1: the street us smell Dann Dann kill. How you guys

998
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: doing the jake? Stupid ass kids kid? Yeah, stuff we

999
01:09:57,439 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 1: say to our neighbors under to be sick. Come on,

1000
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,759
Speaker 1: Smith's good to see it all right now, I wouldn't

1001
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 1: be pushing my mama deadlown. She got to do something.

1002
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: Three peel, Hey Bob, how are you good? Good? Your

1003
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:32,479
Speaker 1: fat as wire from swimming naked on the probably the

1004
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 1: hell out my dog, mon, mister Anderson, night going yeah,

1005
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,639
Speaker 1: how you got folk claws on block and don't none

1006
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:51,400
Speaker 1: no more? Four cards? Heaveyard is a mask. Stuff we

1007
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 1: say to our neighbors under our breath. Come on with us,

1008
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 1: old boy, I see you have a good one the game.

1009
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:12,719
Speaker 1: So glad that he cut my grass. He killed my flower,

1010
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:19,559
Speaker 1: spoke to me and cut my grass. Wow, that's bad.

1011
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 1: That's dragon right Hey Johnson, it's good to see y'all.

1012
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,200
Speaker 1: All right now, man, no, now we good? We good

1013
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,679
Speaker 1: you right now. I know a baby when to eat paper.

1014
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: I know that baby eat paper. You gotta tell me

1015
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: no more. I know that baby eats piper. Baby, he's smart.

1016
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:49,000
Speaker 1: All now, you gotta bring them now we good? He

1017
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:52,599
Speaker 1: make this birthday part. We say to our neighbors under

1018
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:59,679
Speaker 1: our breath. Tommy go Leonard, Hey nice day to day. Good.

1019
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 1: Wasn't good last night? Damn police? You said you called

1020
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:18,439
Speaker 1: them stuff? We say to our neighbors under our breath. Herman,

1021
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 1: how y'all doing. Tell y'all put your mom in the

1022
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:45,360
Speaker 1: hole that. Yeah, black people don't do that. Hey, mister Mitchell,

1023
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:49,200
Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, I'm good. You don't see that

1024
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 1: dog doing your yard. You just don't see stuff. We

1025
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:04,240
Speaker 1: say to our neighbors under our breath, up curtains. He's

1026
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 1: going on all right now, ain't the wind that damn line?

1027
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 1: He ain't killing that way too much? No, I don't

1028
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,960
Speaker 1: even know how they touched both they stumped. All right now,

1029
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm good man, Come on, nephew. Stuff. We say to

1030
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 1: our neighbors under our breath, conly, kindly, y'all looking good, looking,

1031
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 1: real good? You come up with this lying though, you

1032
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:38,639
Speaker 1: come over, I'm telling you that you know what, damn

1033
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,599
Speaker 1: you know what? You know my sign, you know your

1034
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:51,680
Speaker 1: damn side. That property line means something invisible, but it

1035
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:55,599
Speaker 1: means something. You know what? That lying man, that's my line.

1036
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,960
Speaker 1: All right, I think we have time for two more

1037
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,840
Speaker 1: Jay and then Steve close it out. Stuff. We say

1038
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:06,759
Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath. Let's go, hey, hey,

1039
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 1: what's going. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. I'm

1040
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: who shed that night I got into a fun Yeah, okay, yeah,

1041
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,439
Speaker 1: come on, steam close it out stuff. We stay to

1042
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 1: right right out, Sydney. Hey could invited me over to

1043
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:41,760
Speaker 1: the little spank a barbec and everything. I know, I

1044
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:53,880
Speaker 1: know you ran out of room. I can't home, all right, guys,

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01:14:54,000 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 1: thank you having good you're listening show, didn't you do? Everybody?

1046
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:02,880
Speaker 1: This is the river of that doing for the Steve

1047
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 1: Hover Motor Show. And I'd like to say, what weird Christmas?

1048
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 1: Would you say? Christmas? Steve Jay is here with things

1049
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 1: that have a cutoff age. Jay explain, well, well, well

1050
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 1: Steve actually has. It's these things, Shelly and everybody. There's

1051
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:38,280
Speaker 1: a cutoff age to everything, to everything you do some

1052
01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:41,519
Speaker 1: people some people just ignore it and just keep doing it,

1053
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 1: but run it down, like, come on, this should have

1054
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 1: a cutoff part. The name name. We don't need to

1055
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 1: look out there and see you doing the name name

1056
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:03,600
Speaker 1: art of the whip or the name name. And you

1057
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:10,240
Speaker 1: fought it. Huh really? Thirty five? Thirty three? Yeah, thirty

1058
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 1: three you asked stopped doing the whip and the name name.

1059
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 1: Here's what you can't do if you over thirty five,

1060
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:26,080
Speaker 1: you cannot go see the me goals too man, So

1061
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 1: you can listen to you you can't, but you gotta

1062
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:35,800
Speaker 1: take your keys with you. Just went way too old,

1063
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:46,920
Speaker 1: way too old. People sitting next to whom here's something

1064
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,080
Speaker 1: that has a cut off age, and we don't have

1065
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:54,640
Speaker 1: to cut off age, but just listen to this. You

1066
01:16:54,880 --> 01:17:00,840
Speaker 1: cannot wear crop tops. If you have a muffin, man

1067
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:07,880
Speaker 1: or woman, that sh that's cut off too short? Like

1068
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:12,560
Speaker 1: you exec you Elliott, Yeah, well you're not. That's a

1069
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:15,040
Speaker 1: good one. I like it. If just a little bit

1070
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 1: of muff you can't do it, you do it. I

1071
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:22,400
Speaker 1: don't mind a little muffing on the woman, but on

1072
01:17:22,479 --> 01:17:28,280
Speaker 1: the man. Man, dude, dude. If you over twenty five,

1073
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:34,720
Speaker 1: you got to stop using the word lick. You over

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01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:38,800
Speaker 1: twenty five, Yes, sirley, you got to stop using the

1075
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 1: word lit day. Yes, sthetic. If you all fifty five,

1076
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:56,920
Speaker 1: you're still using the word cope asthetics. Everything that's cop asthetic. Man, man,

1077
01:17:56,960 --> 01:18:00,640
Speaker 1: that's cope asthetic. You need to come on out, come on.

1078
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:09,559
Speaker 1: If you four years old and you're in a stroller

1079
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:15,360
Speaker 1: with your legs crossed and you can pull yourself along

1080
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:20,760
Speaker 1: in the stroller, the grass needs to be walking. Something

1081
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:30,759
Speaker 1: for the babies. Babies his one. If you're over eighty,

1082
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:34,000
Speaker 1: would a walker, and it's got to come hold a

1083
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:38,400
Speaker 1: fanny pack, a place, a hole of newspaper, tennis balls

1084
01:18:38,479 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 1: for a grip. Damn it, you gotta take something off.

1085
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:54,960
Speaker 1: It's too much if you over and people are still

1086
01:18:55,160 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 1: considering you ratchet. You're not ratchet, You're actually stupid. A

1087
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:10,640
Speaker 1: man over farty with two changed, his name is not

1088
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:20,800
Speaker 1: two changed on the outside of you are fifty and

1089
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:28,200
Speaker 1: still wearing any form of nugget jeweler nuggets? What about

1090
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:34,920
Speaker 1: the set? You a nugget set? His one, Monica Sherley,

1091
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:43,840
Speaker 1: if you're over forty five, huh, each finger nail can't

1092
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:49,519
Speaker 1: be a different company. They've been doing it, They've been

1093
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:55,760
Speaker 1: polished whatever. You all don't know. We might not know.

1094
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: We know that, but let me tell you this, though,

1095
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:01,559
Speaker 1: Don was in charge of all of our social media

1096
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,839
Speaker 1: are digital programming and all of that. When you mentioned nuggets,

1097
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:07,560
Speaker 1: he looked over like all she could think was like,

1098
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:15,360
Speaker 1: chicken McNuggets, What you were talking about? Yeah, nugget watch

1099
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,519
Speaker 1: She was like nuggets, Yeah, nuggets are still out there.

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01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 1: She thought you're talking about it mc donald. Oh, no,

1101
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:28,280
Speaker 1: nugget the nuggets set. Let me see which one was

1102
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:32,559
Speaker 1: my favorite. It was between the Mego's party and Muffin

1103
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 1: Top Crop. Yeah, I like four years old, still in

1104
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:43,160
Speaker 1: the stroller. Yeah, you got your leg crossed. You don't

1105
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 1: get the walking. So Steve, I got a question. So

1106
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:50,240
Speaker 1: I can't say, let what's the cut off age? Cut

1107
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 1: off ages thirty five or thirty five? You know what?

1108
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:58,719
Speaker 1: You can't say, Jane, what Trump? Oh you can't say Trump,

1109
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 1: remember Trumper? Or that's up there with Turkey. We couldn't

1110
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:10,560
Speaker 1: say monk with con Say what monk with don't be

1111
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:13,960
Speaker 1: monking with me? Don't mean oh around, you can't say that.

1112
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:19,639
Speaker 1: I'm going to see the mega set, see the meg

1113
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:23,080
Speaker 1: taking over junior to me, take some junior? What am

1114
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:28,240
Speaker 1: I gonna doing? Watching? What the doing? You're sitting in

1115
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:37,320
Speaker 1: there looking over your glass old lady watching the me. There,

1116
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,720
Speaker 1: ain't go don't don't go down and embarrass yourself. Do that?

1117
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:45,160
Speaker 1: Y'all ever seen Monica look over glass lady? She was

1118
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:52,920
Speaker 1: looking at the me, but but with a foam dress

1119
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:59,680
Speaker 1: and some pumps with an ankle strap. Yeah, but with

1120
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:02,840
Speaker 1: a lot kitty kitty here alone. You cannot go listen

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01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:08,320
Speaker 1: to me. We got cut off age. Yeah, everything's happening. Definitely,

1122
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 1: definitely all right. We'll be back with more of the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, Tommy, Jay car what's what's up?

1124
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:18,839
Speaker 1: You know, you know what we need to give America

1125
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:20,360
Speaker 1: to people who are gonna get the gift. They don't

1126
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 1: want to fix your face? Can you opening play it

1127
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:30,519
Speaker 1: off that you happy to get from your kids and

1128
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:33,160
Speaker 1: bless their hard that's all the money they had, all right,

1129
01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:39,160
Speaker 1: Oh this lie, oh this washing THU? Yeah, I get that. You.

1130
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,000
Speaker 1: We got to play together. People doing the best they

1131
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:47,519
Speaker 1: can for you. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show with

1132
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:50,080
Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette. Here's how we do this. It's very simple.

1133
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:54,599
Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put the subjects on one wheel.

1134
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:58,840
Speaker 1: I like to say this part where they stop, where

1135
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:03,719
Speaker 1: they stopped, we do the damn thing. Okay, wherever they stopped,

1136
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:07,080
Speaker 1: we do a damn thing. Ready, bring it all right,

1137
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:10,439
Speaker 1: holding up, let's hold on us. Were ready. Number one

1138
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:18,000
Speaker 1: white people and their dogs. Okay, so here we go.

1139
01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:24,599
Speaker 1: Nasty food. We can make that. Yeah, you listen. See alright.

1140
01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:28,040
Speaker 1: Number three you got way too much. Week I got one.

1141
01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:33,160
Speaker 1: That's good. Okay, I'm just gonna say I had nothing.

1142
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:36,360
Speaker 1: Number four, I'm not in this. Number four women who

1143
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:41,880
Speaker 1: can't cook whatever. I want your little wheel to five

1144
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 1: people who come to your house unexpected. I like that

1145
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,559
Speaker 1: one a lot. I really like that's fun. The wheel fun. Alright,

1146
01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: let's go catun it it better not stop cook it.

1147
01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:04,640
Speaker 1: Come on, number three, You got way too much with me.

1148
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:07,960
Speaker 1: Start this bad boy off. First of all, you know

1149
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:11,240
Speaker 1: you got way too much weed if you spend the

1150
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:16,040
Speaker 1: entire day, all day, all day, up the day doing

1151
01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:27,000
Speaker 1: this right here hoo hook and you still I'll tell

1152
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:30,560
Speaker 1: you what I know. People like this don't tell you

1153
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,840
Speaker 1: got way too much weed when you leave them. When

1154
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:36,800
Speaker 1: you leave the bathroom and we mistake you for the dog.

1155
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:46,080
Speaker 1: The dog do come on that you got all right?

1156
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:50,719
Speaker 1: You know you got too much weed when you're sticking

1157
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,240
Speaker 1: your whole hand in there to scratch your head and

1158
01:24:53,320 --> 01:25:02,080
Speaker 1: it disappears what did your hand? It's way way too

1159
01:25:02,479 --> 01:25:06,800
Speaker 1: much weak. You know you got too much weed when

1160
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:10,839
Speaker 1: you spending the minority the majority of your time hatting

1161
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:17,240
Speaker 1: your head like you're trying to thank us. You know

1162
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:21,439
Speaker 1: you got too much weed in your head when you

1163
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:24,200
Speaker 1: get your head done and the ladies said we're gonna

1164
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:29,439
Speaker 1: need fifteen packs a half. Yeah, get you that link.

1165
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:36,960
Speaker 1: Get you know you got way way too much weak.

1166
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,880
Speaker 1: When we can't keep nothing hot next to your head

1167
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:46,040
Speaker 1: that time you'll sit around, we got to worry about

1168
01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:50,240
Speaker 1: to catch you on fire. We can't lighten up around

1169
01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:53,639
Speaker 1: on you. You can't be to catchen. You got way

1170
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:59,120
Speaker 1: too much weak. We got to be completly concerned. Yeah,

1171
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,599
Speaker 1: you got you go. You got way too much weed

1172
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:05,280
Speaker 1: when you got to go outside and use the yard rate.

1173
01:26:07,720 --> 01:26:12,000
Speaker 1: We got to get this raked sad too much, way much.

1174
01:26:15,439 --> 01:26:18,519
Speaker 1: You got too much weed when every time you see

1175
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:21,559
Speaker 1: a Korean person you hide from it because you thank

1176
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:32,960
Speaker 1: you all ye don't you know you know you got

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01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:36,120
Speaker 1: way too much weed When you get in your car

1178
01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:39,519
Speaker 1: to close your door to back out and you can't

1179
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:47,240
Speaker 1: see a damn. You got too much we You know

1180
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,560
Speaker 1: you know you got way too much we When I

1181
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:52,479
Speaker 1: want to be intimate with you, but I got to

1182
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:56,960
Speaker 1: separate your head to look you in your I got

1183
01:26:57,040 --> 01:27:04,200
Speaker 1: a friend. You're listening Steve Show. Now Steve Jay is here,

1184
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:10,479
Speaker 1: Please introduce him to murder another ladies, gentlemen, murder the hits.

1185
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,639
Speaker 1: I want to thank you for allowing me to introduce

1186
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:16,200
Speaker 1: the Fat Panther on this show. But what the Fat

1187
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:20,640
Speaker 1: Panther did not have was theme music. Cannot be a

1188
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:27,000
Speaker 1: superhero without theme music. This is the Fat Panthers theme song.

1189
01:27:27,720 --> 01:28:02,360
Speaker 1: Check it out. One name didn't even choke his boon

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01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:09,600
Speaker 1: of time. But it was Changize and his stomach the

1191
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:17,559
Speaker 1: blue blue starting for seats from stealing trees. He'll bring

1192
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:24,040
Speaker 1: was taken my bad deal lying around the world. Couldn't

1193
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:28,240
Speaker 1: be any more than girl. And he'll do a charge

1194
01:28:28,439 --> 01:28:39,920
Speaker 1: the freend that that man. He'll bring my food. That

1195
01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:55,759
Speaker 1: that that's what he does. That he'll bring many food.

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01:28:57,720 --> 01:29:26,000
Speaker 1: That's what he'll bring food. That pan. That's yeah, Jack,

1197
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:34,840
Speaker 1: what we're back in the seventies. The masses for you

1198
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:44,439
Speaker 1: that I love. That's superhero thieves. Lord, that's what do

1199
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:50,920
Speaker 1: you do because that's what he doing. Down to me,

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01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:54,320
Speaker 1: what does fat panther do? Yeah? What is he doing? Oh?

1201
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:58,200
Speaker 1: If he's fighting injustices for food. If somebody takes your lunch,

1202
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:02,360
Speaker 1: call with that panther, you got a raggedy breakfast called

1203
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:06,200
Speaker 1: the fat Panther. Is the fat Panther? Fat? Yeah, yeah,

1204
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:13,120
Speaker 1: Fat Panther will deal with his eye on the crime

1205
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:19,360
Speaker 1: him one slice at a time. Slogan here, Fat Panther,

1206
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:23,160
Speaker 1: what you mean they forgot your friend, the fat Panther.

1207
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:29,560
Speaker 1: You introduced him earlier this week on the show. He

1208
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:31,439
Speaker 1: can go back to the website and see how he

1209
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:38,519
Speaker 1: came to work. He's fat. Yes, it's fat PANTHERA. How

1210
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:40,360
Speaker 1: did you meet the fat panther? How did this all

1211
01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:42,880
Speaker 1: come about? Well, I was in Patwanda. I met the

1212
01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:44,920
Speaker 1: fat panthers. Are you Are you looking for someone to

1213
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:47,720
Speaker 1: do some fight fat fight Graham? And I said yes

1214
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,000
Speaker 1: and said I am the guy empty fat panther, And

1215
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:53,280
Speaker 1: that fat panther was born just like that. Coming up

1216
01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:57,400
Speaker 1: Steve's closing remark at forty nine after the hour you're

1217
01:30:57,439 --> 01:31:01,840
Speaker 1: listening Stry Morning Show. Here we are a last break

1218
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:05,280
Speaker 1: of the day for the last work week, work day

1219
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:07,920
Speaker 1: of the week. Steve, you have some closing remarks to

1220
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:12,679
Speaker 1: leave us with. Yeah, this is how do you get

1221
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:17,120
Speaker 1: the right equipment and tools and things you need to

1222
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:20,120
Speaker 1: start out on the road to success, because everybody could

1223
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:22,720
Speaker 1: do it, but you have to make the decision. Well,

1224
01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:26,720
Speaker 1: one of the ways is is I mean, at one

1225
01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:30,639
Speaker 1: point in time, just on a spiritual note, we gotta

1226
01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:34,479
Speaker 1: make some attempt to be better. I mean, come on, man,

1227
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:41,240
Speaker 1: you can't keep doing wrong intentionally. You can't just knowingly

1228
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:44,519
Speaker 1: be on the wrong side of the law. You can't

1229
01:31:44,680 --> 01:31:48,320
Speaker 1: intentionally just be out here just messing over folks and

1230
01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:52,680
Speaker 1: expect and expect goodness to come your way. I mean,

1231
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,320
Speaker 1: none of us can do that. What I'm wrong, I'm

1232
01:31:56,400 --> 01:32:00,280
Speaker 1: making mistakes. I can't expect, you know, things to go

1233
01:32:00,479 --> 01:32:03,000
Speaker 1: my way. You know, if you're out here and you're

1234
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:07,519
Speaker 1: just messing over folks, you can't expect not to get

1235
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:11,960
Speaker 1: messed over. You can't live a life of crime and

1236
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:15,599
Speaker 1: then be asking for the blessings of God. God can't

1237
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:19,519
Speaker 1: bless your mess, man, He can't put his finger on that. Lord,

1238
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:21,639
Speaker 1: as I go out here, go with me, Heavenly Father,

1239
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:24,920
Speaker 1: as I robbed this bank? Whoa oh, partner, partner, parner,

1240
01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:28,200
Speaker 1: Slow down, slow down. Let's think about this for a second.

1241
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:35,320
Speaker 1: All of us has a good and a bad side.

1242
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:39,960
Speaker 1: Most of us know the difference unless you're ill. Most

1243
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:44,519
Speaker 1: of us know the difference between right and wrong. Most

1244
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:49,240
Speaker 1: of us have some type of conscious. Most of us do.

1245
01:32:50,479 --> 01:32:53,439
Speaker 1: Not to ignore your conscious doesn't mean that you don't

1246
01:32:53,479 --> 01:32:56,759
Speaker 1: have one. Most of us are. If we make mistakes,

1247
01:32:57,000 --> 01:33:01,599
Speaker 1: you know, there's no remorse, no nothing. You just don't.

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Speaker 1: You don't care. You're just going about your life doing

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Speaker 1: what you want to do. It don't work. And you

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Speaker 1: know why it don't work, man, because God can't put

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Speaker 1: nothing into that somebody sent this to me, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna share it with you because it's what we're talking

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Speaker 1: about right now. Nobody puts money in the vending machine

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Speaker 1: when it's out of order. Don't nobody do that. You're

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Speaker 1: sitting up. It's got a sign on it and it

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Speaker 1: says it's out of order. Nobody puts money in the

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Speaker 1: vending machine when it's out of order. So why would

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Speaker 1: God put something in you when you out of order?

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Speaker 1: Nobody puts money in the vending machine when it's out

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Speaker 1: of order, So why would God put something in you

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Speaker 1: when you out of order? Now? I'm not saying that

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Speaker 1: God won't put something into you if you make mistakes.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying God won't put nothing into you if

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Speaker 1: you ask for forgiveness, because he will, because He's done

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Speaker 1: it for me and millions of other people like me

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Speaker 1: over and over and over again. God forgils. God. God

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Speaker 1: is in the help you get it together business. But wayman, man,

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Speaker 1: hold up. Now. Nobody puts money in a vending machine

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Speaker 1: when he's out of order. So why would God put

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Speaker 1: something into you when you out of order? When he

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Speaker 1: knows you ain't even trying it? See, God ain't crazy.

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Speaker 1: He knows all. He knows your heart. That are good

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Speaker 1: people who make mistakes all the time. I'm one of them.

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Speaker 1: My things. I think I'm a good person, but I

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Speaker 1: make mistakes. Man, you can be a good person and

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Speaker 1: make mistakes. God know your heart. But if you're out

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Speaker 1: here intentionally walking around, stepping on people, messing over people,

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Speaker 1: using people, manipulating people. But you want something from God

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Speaker 1: all the time? Come on, man, you don't forgive nobody,

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Speaker 1: but you they asking God to forgive you, so you

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Speaker 1: just go. You don't. So he gave us the Lord's prayer.

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Speaker 1: So he gave us the Lord's prayer. But we all

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Speaker 1: ignore that. And it's two versions of it. Forgive us

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Speaker 1: our trustpasses as we forgive those who trustpass against us,

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Speaker 1: or forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors.

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Speaker 1: I've heard both versions. I like trustpasses because it means

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Speaker 1: to go over the line. So forgive us out you're

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Speaker 1: talking to God. Now this is the Lord's prayer. Forgive

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Speaker 1: us our trustpasses as we forgive those who trust passed

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Speaker 1: against us. So now you don't forgive nobody. Can't nobody

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Speaker 1: to do you wrong? And ever say nothing to you again,

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Speaker 1: I'll show you. You're gonna fix everybody to do something

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Speaker 1: to you. Ain't no forgiveness, But then you do something.

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Speaker 1: Now you're up in God's face telling about forgive me. Lord.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean it, But let me explain to you

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Speaker 1: how he gonna do it for you. Now, he gonna

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Speaker 1: forgive you as you forgive those that need forgiveness for you.

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Speaker 1: So give us. Our trust passes as we forgive, forgive us.

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Speaker 1: Our trust passes as we forgive those who trust pass

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Speaker 1: against us. That's clean, that's fair, that's fair. See God

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Speaker 1: is fair man. He's very fair. Ain't no loop holes

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Speaker 1: in him. He's fair. If you do this, I can

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Speaker 1: do this, nephew, ask for forgiveness. He forgives you. Now

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Speaker 1: when he forgives you, the cool thing is he wipes

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Speaker 1: the slate clean. He don't bring it up no more.

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Speaker 1: I've give many times I've used that. I can't even

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Speaker 1: count the times I've used that. So now I'm just

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Speaker 1: asking you, how would you not try to do better

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Speaker 1: so God can do it for you. God is going

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Speaker 1: to bless you. He will if he knows your heart

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Speaker 1: is in the right place. Because good people make bad

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Speaker 1: decisions all the time. Good people make mistakes all the time,

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Speaker 1: all the time. But if you know your heart, he'll

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Speaker 1: bless you. You're just trying to do better. Man, All right,

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Speaker 1: let's go. That's what my clothes remarks. You better drop that, mic.

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