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Speaker 1: David Brody, that's Pathani everybody. I want to talk about

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Speaker 1: how we were about to do a podcast, and then

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Speaker 1: And he walked away from the gold mic. And now

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Speaker 1: I'm standing in front of the gold mic. You look

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Speaker 1: about ten minutes. I paid. I just want to go

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Speaker 1: So Bethany, I can tell you my opinion is that

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Speaker 1: your theory. No, but you sort of did, and I

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Speaker 1: you had said something. But I'm still waiting on other

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Speaker 1: I don't know him. I just said, you know what,

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