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This is just like 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.880 you should Okay, I'm sorry, I'm already tell your story. 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:30.040 Oh and you got so much so good luck, pussy. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.120 Yes are you gonna say that story? Yes? Hold on, 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:37.959 hold on my neck? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hi guys, 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:42.440 welcome to episode four of Horrible Decisions. It's not about 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:45.080 a freesome. Although this is not that will actually come 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.240 into play. Oh I've had one of those, but we'll 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.280 go on to not discussing that right now. Um, but 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:54.280 welcome to episode four. We've made this episode four. Um. This, 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.720 as I'm listening to other podcasts does not seem as 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.360 much as I'm looking at people with fifty four podcasts. Um. 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.040 But I'm excited that we made it here. I'm glad 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:05.200 that you guys are still tuning in. And I yet, well, 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.800 we had no bitch because ain't nobody got time, because 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:12.079 you're gonna get that ass. Well. Anyways, you guys know me. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.880 This is Mandy b a k A full core pumps 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:19.680 a k A that bitch, and I'm just regular old 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:24.600 wheezy w TF. I haven't seen Mandy since our last podcast, 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:28.120 thank good, and I don't want to let you guys 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:31.080 know how she was. She was blowing my phone up, 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:32.960 but I was in Miami this house we get weight. 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.400 She was emotional, but I was like, Wheezy, you're calling 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.400 me like you eating my plussy and you miss it. 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.360 Like I was so confused at how much she was 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:43.600 calling my phone. I said, bitch, I am in Miami 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:46.960 trying to hoe that was a fail. I'm talking about 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.160 that I was over on Saturday night that you know, 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:52.200 when you're like everything is coming down and you're hating yourself. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.480 I just wanted to talk to someone that I knew 0:02:54.520 --> 0:03:00.320 wasn't as great. Yeah, alright, alright, we'll go it. I 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.760 guess you want to start with your week. We have 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:04.760 this new thing. You guys were like, So I was 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.040 talking to Mandy like almost twice a day before we 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:09.000 started this podcast, and then she's like, we have to 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.040 stop telling each other ship. But as we get one yes, 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.320 because we get on the freaking podcast, and then I'm 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.240 not asking her questions because it's just like, bitch, I 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:20.040 noticed story. So I literally have told Wheezy, like when 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.080 we're on the phone. Hey, if it's a good story, 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.239 save that ship for the podcast. I have an ass 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.200 eating story afore, something that wasn't including me. Me and 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.400 my girlfriend went to a gay bar for our first time. 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:33.920 She's never fucking been bro. Oh my god? Wait is this? So? Anyways, 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.720 tell them about your week and then I'll get into 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:39.760 my my week. So I mean, right now, how is 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:42.360 that going for anybody that follows me? You know, I 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.760 have an apartment that as sick as fuck. Um, It's 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.080 like I haven't sucked anybody with a better apartment than 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.920 me yet. Any yere right, I'll be feeling like a 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:53.680 boss bitch. I'll be like, you're gonna come on ye, 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.240 So I love it afterday nick players and nothing because 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:02.520 they'd be living nice bitch. Okay, I'll stop. Okay, you're 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:05.280 in a hunt and I don't use that word. Whatever, 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.480 go ahead. So I love on fifty four and eighth 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.040 right now, and I want to save about, you know, 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:11.480 a thousand miles a month. I'm trying to buy an 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.680 apartment and it's gonna take like two years because the 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:18.279 down payment in New York is like so um. Anyway, 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.760 I've been looking for a place my budget is twenty 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:23.880 three hundred, right, So the motherfucking broker, I'm like, listen 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.679 below fourteen Street. I'm not going to Brooklyn, only Manhattan 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.440 and Lower east Side, soho and most I'll do is Midtown. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.760 This motherfucker Tom so adorable gauge and dude calls me 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.600 it's like, honey, honey, honey, I found in honey, Honey. 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:39.480 Let me tell you it's gorgeous. It's got aboutcony Honey again. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:43.719 I love it really and it's under budget. What's wrong 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.920 with it? Tom? It's in Jersey? What did you see? 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.520 What I know? I know, I know, I don't know, 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:55.280 Tom Oh. I don't party in Jersey, I don't work 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.000 in Jersey, and I don't fuck in Jersey. Do you 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:59.760 know what her heartbroker she showed. She of course greenshot 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.480 at this sent it to me. Heartbroker was like, well, sorry, 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.240 I didn't have your sex life in mind while I 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.440 was looking for a party broker fee. You better be 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.400 thinking about my pussy, my needs, all of it. Get 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:12.800 the funk out of here talking about I'm not gonna 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:16.080 get a proof for a credit check. Motherfucking Toms. You 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:19.960 better call somebody goddamn credit check ship. I have to 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:23.320 put down nine dollars to move in. Yeah, have you 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.839 guys um for for our listeners from other cities states? 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:31.400 Moving and finding an apartment in New York is literally impossible, 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:34.039 Like I'm about like impossible. I was thinking about it. 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:35.479 I was looking at and we were taking the train 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:38.200 together looking at another apartment, and I was like, could 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:42.880 I suck Tom's dick for a week? No, bitch, you 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.800 might get a little deduction, just a little bit. That's 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:48.040 a nice second day. I'm like, Tom, let's go on, Like, honey, 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.720 you know I love it. So I also want to 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:53.040 see an apartment today. Actually, I'm really feeling it. It's 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:54.640 an L E S. So I'm kind of maybe you 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.040 guys can tell me what you think. I don't have 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:57.400 a lot of followers that man, why does to write 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:00.919 her and tell her? Uh, either a luxury building and 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.520 five Eye, which is a very boring area right Wall Street. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.880 The fucking streets are fucked up. They're not numbered, I 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:09.560 don't know where I'm going, or a shitty studio in L. E. S. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.359 I'm convinced at this point she's just taking on the 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:15.840 task of become an alcoholic. Who's going to move to 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:20.279 nobody's coming on the way to find I bro. I'm 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.559 telling you, if they coming to Hell's kitchen a foot, 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:26.880 that ship kind of deep too. Anyway. So I have 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:29.400 this old lady showing me this apartment today and it's 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.719 on the sixth floor of a walk up. However, it 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:34.040 has a private balcony. It's like nine square feet. It's 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.279 tell them the problem, tell them the problem with the 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:38.400 with the private balcony though, And I'm telling the problem 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.800 when we're getting up of them stairs. So the lady 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.760 gets me in and she's I'm gonna go with fifty 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:45.360 five to sixty years old. We're getting up the stairs 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.240 and I'm like, once we hit the second floor, I'm like, 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:51.800 how how high up is this? Ms? Grace? Um, I 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.919 can't remember. Well, if it has a rooftop, you bitch, 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.839 then what floor is it? Six floors? Right? So whatever 0:06:57.880 --> 0:06:59.920 she says, six floors right now, I go to gym 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:01.839 less like I like to run quicker because you don't 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:03.279 feel it when you go up the stairs quicker, you know, 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.440 like the subway. I'm hiking up the stairs. I'm at 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.920 the top and Grace has taken so long they me 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.440 and her having a conversation. I'm at the top, she's 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:18.480 still walking up. She's like, I'm like, so, do you 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:23.320 live in the area. She's like, just so you guys 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.920 also have a little a little background in New York. Um, 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.880 if you're in a pre war building, six floors does 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.560 not get an elevator. You only get an elevator in 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:35.080 New York if the building is above seven. Dick man, 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:38.600 it's so bad. But um so, the apartment had this 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.880 nine square foot balcony. But it was that. That's how 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:44.800 it was. I walked in and the door hit the 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:48.280 balcony and I said, Grace, what did Tom tell you? 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.560 She was like, he told me location location, Okay, no, 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.120 it's location location, and I need to fit a bed 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.360 in this bay. She literally like, I'm looking at the 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.400 video because she recorded, and I will say that the 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:02.280 balcony is beautiful. Um but there was literally like a 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.760 twin sized day bed and I don't and I keep 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.520 it a hundred of real estate agents. I always do. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:08.440 I swear to God because I feel like if they 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.240 know me and they start to get my personality, then 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:11.920 they'll know what I want. And she literally just wants 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:14.040 so I told her she's like, what do you think. 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:17.080 I'm like, I can't have sex with myself in here. 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:21.040 She's like, but you have the balcony, And I said 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.080 i'd have sex on balcony. You only get about four 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.000 months out of the year to have sex. I can't all. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.080 I mean, I can't fucking the winner on the balcony, 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.800 you know what I'm saying. And I'm really kind of 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:31.960 tired of having the conversation about sucking in a small 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.679 apartment because just keep it on hundred. If I'm going 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:38.160 to pay twenty three hundred dollars a month, obviously, I 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.840 want to live alone to fuck in my own ship. 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.800 So if I'm wanted to save money, i'd be sucking 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:45.360 with a roommate. Bit, you might give me an apartment 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:49.520 big enough, the fucking right Anyway, That made me feel 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.800 better because I really thought I was gonna cry because 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:56.640 I'm just feeling the emotional emotional Now, well, I'm glad that. Well, 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.800 I hope you get this apartment because I'm sick of 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.439 the fucking street easy post coming to my phone. It's 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:04.400 um um, yeah. So my girlfriend and I went on 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:06.880 a date on Sunday. She've never been to a gay bar, 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.400 which I thought was hilarious considering you know, we si 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.120 on each other's faces. So that was fun and it 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.240 was just as predictable as you can imagine. We walked 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.880 into the cubby Hole in the West Village. I've been there, right, 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.640 I've been there, and so we get in. This guy's like, 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.720 oh my god, you guys are so in love, aren't you. 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.280 It's like, oh my god, I told you it was great. 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:28.880 We went to Stolen Wall, which is super historic and awesome, 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:30.680 and she enjoyed it and took it like a champ. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:32.440 I still tried to kiss her. She wasn't going for it. 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.440 She's like not p d A at all. Do you 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:38.000 see the picture of us M So, my girl is 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:41.120 like very opposite to me, and she's super she real 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.880 classy and like you know what I'm she'd be wearing 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:47.360 like scarves on her neck and ship trying that girl. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:50.880 She speaks French and it's super hot, and so we're 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.600 just totally opposite and I love it. So I like 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:54.520 kind of like going to a shitty bar together. It 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:56.439 was really nice. I was just waiting for her to, 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.320 like I was waiting for her to take a napkin 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.120 and wipe the bar down, but she did it and 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.640 it was great and I appreciate it. Hand synitizer anyway, 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.360 and then my awesome date last night where he ate 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:08.559 my pussy so good I started crying again. I think 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.320 I'm just going to call him Mr Pussy. I don't 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.120 even know what he does for a living. I think 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.960 all he does all day is just host meetings of 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.920 how to eat pussy, eat pussy, and that's all he does. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.880 I don't even know what he does. He have another hobby, 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:23.120 I asked him yesterday. Wait, is this is this loverboy 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:29.480 talking about? This is why she wants to stop talking 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.000 to this ni guys. I want to go ahead and 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.319 give you guys a tip. Fuck the good dick game, 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:36.319 fuck the good tongue game. If you just cuddle with us, 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:41.840 like then we start catching feelings. Like she's so emotional, 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:45.559 So she likes this guy so much. She's like, she's like, Mandy, 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.839 I gotta stop talking to him. I think I like him. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:49.000 I think she just wants to be a hole at 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:50.719 this point, and so now she's getting confused. I don't 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:52.280 have time to like someone. I have a podcast and 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:58.040 have a job, and she podcast. I know. Oh god, damnit. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.400 Speaking of speaking of this, I guess I'll get into 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:04.880 my last week weekend. Um, I went to Miami. For 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.680 anyone who knows and follows me on Instagram, they saw 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:11.600 all the funk of my Miami dream. You look like 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:15.400 from the front, I hate you so much. Anyways, let 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.680 me tell you. So, I'm literally on Snapchat. I'm calling 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.840 my friends. I'm like, bitch, I'm twenty two. This weekend, 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.120 I'm gonna be a hole and down for whatever. Give 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:27.280 me whatever, drugs, give me whatever, give me whatever. I 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.240 was ready to find me a young little tender ronie 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:35.719 that was on spring listen whatever whatever I was. I 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.640 was so ready, guys. So I get to Miami and 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:41.400 it's Thursday night. I got there like midnight. So me 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.160 and my home girl just chilled Thursday night because I 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.320 was like, you know, long day tomorrow. So went to 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:49.480 the beach Friday, got went to like Fat Tuesday's, got 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:53.320 our little frienzen drink. Met these niggas from Atlanta in 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.560 front of us. They were actually all like professionals and teachers. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:12:00.000 No no drugs. They were like professionals, but you're from 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:03.400 and I'm sucking. But they were cool. They were cool. 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:08.120 So they said, no, none of that. They was so anyway, 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.120 so listen, They're like, hey, come and drink with us. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:13.080 But they had a gallon of tetoes. So I'm like, 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.679 all right, but you know, I'm a hannasy drinker. I'm 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.120 sure it was like a milk carton gallon. No, no, 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.360 it take gallon, like a gallon of tetos. I don't 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:22.480 know if you have seen that. I think it's like 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:27.040 forty two dollars. It's like more than Listen. So they 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:28.960 they're pouring it. They're pouring it. I'm drinking it. I'm 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:34.839 drinking it. I didn't know. Um, I blocked out. I 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:38.160 got back to the house of seventh thirty. Bitch didn't wait, No, 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.800 I don't. So I got back to the house apparently 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:45.719 passed out. Woke up, no, no, throw up, woke up 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.640 at three a m okay. It was like, are we 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.959 going to dinner because we had reservations and what time 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:56.000 did you think? I thought it was like a missed 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.640 out on dinner, missed out on the club, missed out 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:00.559 on everything, apparently blacked out like a homeless and kiss 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:05.080 me on the also tworked a lot of people kiss 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:05.959 me on the cheek all the time. I wish I 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:08.440 could show you a lot of food. Listen, bit let 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.840 I tworked on these niggas. Then the rest of the weekend, 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:12.600 I was scared to drink because here I am, I'm 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.720 blacking out, so I didn't really drink. I didn't see 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:18.719 no cute niggas. I wanted to suck something. So then 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.040 at this point, I'm realizing in my life, you know, 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:23.840 I ended up. I'm almost a shame that you didn't 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.080 have like stup I like Miami Dad. So no listen. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.720 So I had some lineup, like some little football niggas, 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:33.920 but they weren't talking about ship. I really, I'm not 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:35.760 here for it. I'm not here for it. Well girl, 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.160 it was wide receivers. So they look like basketball niggas. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:43.000 What is a wide receiver? Shut up? They run the 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:49.360 ball and the fuck you um but no, Like, I 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.240 literally got emotionally down there and I was like, Okay, 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:52.640 this is not my life. I want to dream and 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:56.280 I'm sitting here watching these girls snapchat themselves with bottles 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:58.400 in their hand that they did not pay for, and 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:00.920 I'm just like, you know what, though, I will say 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:04.560 that anymore I have been there when I was like one, 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:06.600 I think it stopped. That's when I lived in my 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:11.040 of the free vodka. We used to drink that van 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:14.079 Go do y'all know about Van Go vodka? Which we 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.440 was in Orlando killing some vango and we thought we 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.720 was the ship because we was like what nineteen buying 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.120 bottles in the club because I think it was only 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.200 like a hunted and about grown this life. I am 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:27.400 buying a ship hole and a month drink dog. We 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.760 would kill it. But yeah, so anyways, like I came 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.040 to the conclusion I was like, Okay, maybe HO is 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:36.400 not life because I like to hashtag ho is life? Right, 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:38.480 and it just wasn't working for me. And then my 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:41.440 first one night's name I think I remember, I was 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.000 on the end of the bed. Shut up, I'm sucking 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:50.720 leaving who sorry, yeah, she totally. I think she was sixteen. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:54.720 We had I'm so upset, I don't want to talk 0:14:54.720 --> 0:15:00.400 to you anymore. We're sucking. We had fake I d s. Sorry, 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:04.440 it's done. We had fifteen Wait, we had fake. I 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:07.440 don't even count. This doesn't matter, which listen, if you 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.320 don't remember, it doesn't count, which I remember it vividly. Well, 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.960 I don't listen. I don't neither. I couldn't tell you 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.080 what he looked like. But we had fake I d s. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:19.200 We were both probably sixteen or sixteen seventy. Anyways, I 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:23.760 had a car in hyst No you're not. So we 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.720 were down here with our fake ideas. In Miami, I 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.440 had my car which we was this ship. She was 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:31.280 talking with some grown niggas at the time, so they 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.680 was taking us out. We ended up at Dream and 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.360 we were partying with the party like a rock starry guys. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:38.880 Oh yeah, So we ended up with the party locker 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.720 rosside guys. Don't know how, I don't know how sank. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.880 Then we ended up at Madonna. After long behold, we 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.960 end up at some hotel I can't tell you where, 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:49.920 and Wheezy is letting this guy funk on the bed 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.520 and I'm just sitting at there. Let me when you're dead, 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:54.600 and I literally cannot have anybody in the room and 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:56.760 I have sex unlessened to threesome. I can. Maybe that 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.880 traumatized me. I forgot don't because I literally was like 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.680 at the end of the bed, like I was saying 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:06.120 people like you're lying, because I was facing I was 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.200 facing the door and they were pretty much behind me, 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:09.960 like and I'm just bouncing up and down on the bed. 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:16.080 That was a great ass. This is why we're so 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:20.720 probably squared now because we've been doing this ship for 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.880 like ten years. Actually, you know what, I will say, 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.200 I do feel very proud of the twenty six shold 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.040 to not be doing this anymore because I've met some 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:29.960 most matter of fact, the dude I've sucked last night, why, 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:32.160 Like I don't even talking about it. It makes me 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:37.360 fucking sick. He had a fucking foursome the day before 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.520 he hung out with me. Oh, I don't know how 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.320 I feel about that. I'm gonna tell you what. At first, 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:46.240 I got super turned off until I got super turned 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.280 on and him telling me how to kick these bitches out. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:50.280 I'm like, hey, what did you do last night? He's like, oh, 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:52.200 you know, I was just killing whatever. He's not trying 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:53.920 to tell me nothing. We just we were just leaving 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:56.160 this art show or whatever. I'm like, what would you do? 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:57.720 He's like, I went to Avenue I was kicking in. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.160 I'm like and then what And he's looking at me 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:02.680 like do I tell this bitch? And he's like, you 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:05.200 know what, I don't know. These three girls came home 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:06.960 with me. I told him, you want to smoke whatever, 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:09.840 blah blah blah, and then next thing, you know, it 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:13.000 just happened. I'm like, oh really, It's like, yeah, this 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:14.760 girl wasn't so good, and then the other girls had 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.920 to be sometime. Now I'm now I'm getting really jealous. 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:23.280 And so he's like touching my leg and holding my 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:25.720 hand a little bit, and I'm like, fuck you, I'm 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.399 getting mad and he's like no, I mean, you know, 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.320 right when it was over, I'm like, what do you guys? 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:32.320 What are you guys gonna do? I really need to 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:36.359 get up. That is the ultimate. But you gotta go. 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.760 You're not you're not sleeping here. But did you want 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.160 to get the hell out of it? What you about 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:45.480 to do? What? Oh? Are you about to? Oh? What 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:50.160 what do you? The nigga will hit you. Sorry a guy, 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:53.120 We'll sit here and look at you at one thirty 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:59.120 in the morning, like And I looked at it like this, right, 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:03.200 he obviously we were sleeping over each other's place or whatever. Right, 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:04.879 And so I was thinking to myself when we were 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:07.160 talking about it, like here I am with this dude, 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:08.879 who's been telling me he's excited to see me. We've 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:10.560 been waiting to see each other all the week, and 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.159 you fuck three bitches last night. You're still thinking. I mean, 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:15.760 that ship got me fucking off, bro. So he's telling 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:18.000 me he sucked this girl's face. Right when we get 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:20.480 to my fucking apartment, I get my lingerie on. He's 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:24.680 looking at me. We're kissing. You're the most consistent lingerie wearer. 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:27.560 I think, I fucking Jesus yea. They watch porn for 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:31.000 what for the prettiness? You think? I'm not gonna do what? Dude, 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.440 I already feel like I'm not that cute, I'm funny, 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:35.840 and I have to do it up with lingre so 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:38.760 mad when auld be like, can you just wear a thong? 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:40.480 And I'm like, I ain't even got them, you know, 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:42.960 I don't you know, I don't wear panties. I'd be 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:45.639 like a fetish. Can you not have a thong? Fetish? 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:48.919 Now I gotta go buy some songs. Sorry, I mean 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:51.359 might get you. So. So we get to the couch 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:53.359 and you know, we're kissing all soft and he's being 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:55.840 sweet with me, and I'm like, oh no, um, show 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:57.320 me what you did. One of the holes last night 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:01.199 like this, and he and grabbed my head and was 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:03.639 sucking the ship out of my face and it turned 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:09.679 me on. Brof was so hot. Yeah, especially when like 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:12.040 you know that someone's trying to be a little soft 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:14.000 with you. Oh no, me like you did that. You 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:16.520 want to fuck free bitches laugh at night. I ain't 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:19.359 gonna lie. I like for guys to send me videos 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:23.040 of them sucking other girls, and bit shoppy man when 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:25.680 they don't because he'sleft the thumb and her ass? Where 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:28.639 is mine? Got getting? So you go sit here and 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:31.399 have to be realistic, right, and then it's it's New 0:19:31.480 --> 0:19:33.600 York dating. We're not talking about in exclusivity. We know 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.920 we like each other, but to just be honest here, 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:40.240 you're sucking other people. I'm fucking other people plus the 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:43.080 girl plus group sex. Our boyfriend broke up with us. 0:19:43.119 --> 0:19:45.600