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Speaker 1: welcome to episode four of Horrible Decisions. It's not about
Speaker 1: a freesome. Although this is not that will actually come
Speaker 1: into play. Oh I've had one of those, but we'll
Speaker 1: go on to not discussing that right now. Um, but
Speaker 1: welcome to episode four. We've made this episode four. Um. This,
Speaker 1: as I'm listening to other podcasts does not seem as
Speaker 1: much as I'm looking at people with fifty four podcasts. Um.
Speaker 1: But I'm excited that we made it here. I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you guys are still tuning in. And I yet, well,
Speaker 1: we had no bitch because ain't nobody got time, because
Speaker 1: you're gonna get that ass. Well. Anyways, you guys know me.
Speaker 1: This is Mandy b a k A full core pumps
Speaker 1: a k A that bitch, and I'm just regular old
Speaker 1: wheezy w TF. I haven't seen Mandy since our last podcast,
Speaker 1: thank good, and I don't want to let you guys
Speaker 1: know how she was. She was blowing my phone up,
Speaker 1: but I was in Miami this house we get weight.
Speaker 1: She was emotional, but I was like, Wheezy, you're calling
Speaker 1: me like you eating my plussy and you miss it.
Speaker 1: Like I was so confused at how much she was
Speaker 1: calling my phone. I said, bitch, I am in Miami
Speaker 1: trying to hoe that was a fail. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: that I was over on Saturday night that you know,
Speaker 1: when you're like everything is coming down and you're hating yourself.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to someone that I knew
Speaker 1: wasn't as great. Yeah, alright, alright, we'll go it. I
Speaker 1: guess you want to start with your week. We have
Speaker 1: this new thing. You guys were like, So I was
Speaker 1: talking to Mandy like almost twice a day before we
Speaker 1: started this podcast, and then she's like, we have to
Speaker 1: stop telling each other ship. But as we get one yes,
Speaker 1: because we get on the freaking podcast, and then I'm
Speaker 1: not asking her questions because it's just like, bitch, I
Speaker 1: noticed story. So I literally have told Wheezy, like when
Speaker 1: we're on the phone. Hey, if it's a good story,
Speaker 1: save that ship for the podcast. I have an ass
Speaker 1: eating story afore, something that wasn't including me. Me and
Speaker 1: my girlfriend went to a gay bar for our first time.
Speaker 1: She's never fucking been bro. Oh my god? Wait is this? So? Anyways,
Speaker 1: tell them about your week and then I'll get into
Speaker 1: my my week. So I mean, right now, how is
Speaker 1: that going for anybody that follows me? You know, I
Speaker 1: have an apartment that as sick as fuck. Um, It's
Speaker 1: like I haven't sucked anybody with a better apartment than
Speaker 1: me yet. Any yere right, I'll be feeling like a
Speaker 1: boss bitch. I'll be like, you're gonna come on ye,
Speaker 1: So I love it afterday nick players and nothing because
Speaker 1: they'd be living nice bitch. Okay, I'll stop. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: in a hunt and I don't use that word. Whatever,
Speaker 1: go ahead. So I love on fifty four and eighth
Speaker 1: right now, and I want to save about, you know,
Speaker 1: a thousand miles a month. I'm trying to buy an
Speaker 1: apartment and it's gonna take like two years because the
Speaker 1: down payment in New York is like so um. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I've been looking for a place my budget is twenty
Speaker 1: three hundred, right, So the motherfucking broker, I'm like, listen
Speaker 1: below fourteen Street. I'm not going to Brooklyn, only Manhattan
Speaker 1: and Lower east Side, soho and most I'll do is Midtown.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker Tom so adorable gauge and dude calls me
Speaker 1: it's like, honey, honey, honey, I found in honey, Honey.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you it's gorgeous. It's got aboutcony Honey again.
Speaker 1: I love it really and it's under budget. What's wrong
Speaker 1: with it? Tom? It's in Jersey? What did you see?
Speaker 1: What I know? I know, I know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Tom Oh. I don't party in Jersey, I don't work
Speaker 1: in Jersey, and I don't fuck in Jersey. Do you
Speaker 1: know what her heartbroker she showed. She of course greenshot
Speaker 1: at this sent it to me. Heartbroker was like, well, sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't have your sex life in mind while I
Speaker 1: was looking for a party broker fee. You better be
Speaker 1: thinking about my pussy, my needs, all of it. Get
Speaker 1: the funk out of here talking about I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: get a proof for a credit check. Motherfucking Toms. You
Speaker 1: better call somebody goddamn credit check ship. I have to
Speaker 1: put down nine dollars to move in. Yeah, have you
Speaker 1: guys um for for our listeners from other cities states?
Speaker 1: Moving and finding an apartment in New York is literally impossible,
Speaker 1: Like I'm about like impossible. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I was looking at and we were taking the train
Speaker 1: together looking at another apartment, and I was like, could
Speaker 1: I suck Tom's dick for a week? No, bitch, you
Speaker 1: might get a little deduction, just a little bit. That's
Speaker 1: a nice second day. I'm like, Tom, let's go on, Like, honey,
Speaker 1: you know I love it. So I also want to
Speaker 1: see an apartment today. Actually, I'm really feeling it. It's
Speaker 1: an L E S. So I'm kind of maybe you
Speaker 1: guys can tell me what you think. I don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of followers that man, why does to write
Speaker 1: her and tell her? Uh, either a luxury building and
Speaker 1: five Eye, which is a very boring area right Wall Street.
Speaker 1: The fucking streets are fucked up. They're not numbered, I
Speaker 1: don't know where I'm going, or a shitty studio in L. E. S.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced at this point she's just taking on the
Speaker 1: task of become an alcoholic. Who's going to move to
Speaker 1: nobody's coming on the way to find I bro. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, if they coming to Hell's kitchen a foot,
Speaker 1: that ship kind of deep too. Anyway. So I have
Speaker 1: this old lady showing me this apartment today and it's
Speaker 1: on the sixth floor of a walk up. However, it
Speaker 1: has a private balcony. It's like nine square feet. It's
Speaker 1: tell them the problem, tell them the problem with the
Speaker 1: with the private balcony though, And I'm telling the problem
Speaker 1: when we're getting up of them stairs. So the lady
Speaker 1: gets me in and she's I'm gonna go with fifty
Speaker 1: five to sixty years old. We're getting up the stairs
Speaker 1: and I'm like, once we hit the second floor, I'm like,
Speaker 1: how how high up is this? Ms? Grace? Um, I
Speaker 1: can't remember. Well, if it has a rooftop, you bitch,
Speaker 1: then what floor is it? Six floors? Right? So whatever
Speaker 1: she says, six floors right now, I go to gym
Speaker 1: less like I like to run quicker because you don't
Speaker 1: feel it when you go up the stairs quicker, you know,
Speaker 1: like the subway. I'm hiking up the stairs. I'm at
Speaker 1: the top and Grace has taken so long they me
Speaker 1: and her having a conversation. I'm at the top, she's
Speaker 1: still walking up. She's like, I'm like, so, do you
Speaker 1: live in the area. She's like, just so you guys
Speaker 1: also have a little a little background in New York. Um,
Speaker 1: if you're in a pre war building, six floors does
Speaker 1: not get an elevator. You only get an elevator in
Speaker 1: New York if the building is above seven. Dick man,
Speaker 1: it's so bad. But um so, the apartment had this
Speaker 1: nine square foot balcony. But it was that. That's how
Speaker 1: it was. I walked in and the door hit the
Speaker 1: balcony and I said, Grace, what did Tom tell you?
Speaker 1: She was like, he told me location location, Okay, no,
Speaker 1: it's location location, and I need to fit a bed
Speaker 1: in this bay. She literally like, I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: video because she recorded, and I will say that the
Speaker 1: balcony is beautiful. Um but there was literally like a
Speaker 1: twin sized day bed and I don't and I keep
Speaker 1: it a hundred of real estate agents. I always do.
Speaker 1: I swear to God because I feel like if they
Speaker 1: know me and they start to get my personality, then
Speaker 1: they'll know what I want. And she literally just wants
Speaker 1: so I told her she's like, what do you think.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't have sex with myself in here.
Speaker 1: She's like, but you have the balcony, And I said
Speaker 1: i'd have sex on balcony. You only get about four
Speaker 1: months out of the year to have sex. I can't all.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't fucking the winner on the balcony,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And I'm really kind of
Speaker 1: tired of having the conversation about sucking in a small
Speaker 1: apartment because just keep it on hundred. If I'm going
Speaker 1: to pay twenty three hundred dollars a month, obviously, I
Speaker 1: want to live alone to fuck in my own ship.
Speaker 1: So if I'm wanted to save money, i'd be sucking
Speaker 1: with a roommate. Bit, you might give me an apartment
Speaker 1: big enough, the fucking right Anyway, That made me feel
Speaker 1: better because I really thought I was gonna cry because
Speaker 1: I'm just feeling the emotional emotional Now, well, I'm glad that. Well,
Speaker 1: I hope you get this apartment because I'm sick of
Speaker 1: the fucking street easy post coming to my phone. It's
Speaker 1: um um, yeah. So my girlfriend and I went on
Speaker 1: a date on Sunday. She've never been to a gay bar,
Speaker 1: which I thought was hilarious considering you know, we si
Speaker 1: on each other's faces. So that was fun and it
Speaker 1: was just as predictable as you can imagine. We walked
Speaker 1: into the cubby Hole in the West Village. I've been there, right,
Speaker 1: I've been there, and so we get in. This guy's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you guys are so in love, aren't you.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, I told you it was great.
Speaker 1: We went to Stolen Wall, which is super historic and awesome,
Speaker 1: and she enjoyed it and took it like a champ.
Speaker 1: I still tried to kiss her. She wasn't going for it.
Speaker 1: She's like not p d A at all. Do you
Speaker 1: see the picture of us M So, my girl is
Speaker 1: like very opposite to me, and she's super she real
Speaker 1: classy and like you know what I'm she'd be wearing
Speaker 1: like scarves on her neck and ship trying that girl.
Speaker 1: She speaks French and it's super hot, and so we're
Speaker 1: just totally opposite and I love it. So I like
Speaker 1: kind of like going to a shitty bar together. It
Speaker 1: was really nice. I was just waiting for her to,
Speaker 1: like I was waiting for her to take a napkin
Speaker 1: and wipe the bar down, but she did it and
Speaker 1: it was great and I appreciate it. Hand synitizer anyway,
Speaker 1: and then my awesome date last night where he ate
Speaker 1: my pussy so good I started crying again. I think
Speaker 1: I'm just going to call him Mr Pussy. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what he does for a living. I think
Speaker 1: all he does all day is just host meetings of
Speaker 1: how to eat pussy, eat pussy, and that's all he does.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he does. He have another hobby,
Speaker 1: I asked him yesterday. Wait, is this is this loverboy
Speaker 1: talking about? This is why she wants to stop talking
Speaker 1: to this ni guys. I want to go ahead and
Speaker 1: give you guys a tip. Fuck the good dick game,
Speaker 1: fuck the good tongue game. If you just cuddle with us,
Speaker 1: like then we start catching feelings. Like she's so emotional,
Speaker 1: So she likes this guy so much. She's like, she's like, Mandy,
Speaker 1: I gotta stop talking to him. I think I like him.
Speaker 1: I think she just wants to be a hole at
Speaker 1: this point, and so now she's getting confused. I don't
Speaker 1: have time to like someone. I have a podcast and
Speaker 1: have a job, and she podcast. I know. Oh god, damnit.
Speaker 1: Speaking of speaking of this, I guess I'll get into
Speaker 1: my last week weekend. Um, I went to Miami. For
Speaker 1: anyone who knows and follows me on Instagram, they saw
Speaker 1: all the funk of my Miami dream. You look like
Speaker 1: from the front, I hate you so much. Anyways, let
Speaker 1: me tell you. So, I'm literally on Snapchat. I'm calling
Speaker 1: my friends. I'm like, bitch, I'm twenty two. This weekend,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a hole and down for whatever. Give
Speaker 1: me whatever, drugs, give me whatever, give me whatever. I
Speaker 1: was ready to find me a young little tender ronie
Speaker 1: that was on spring listen whatever whatever I was. I
Speaker 1: was so ready, guys. So I get to Miami and
Speaker 1: it's Thursday night. I got there like midnight. So me
Speaker 1: and my home girl just chilled Thursday night because I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, long day tomorrow. So went to
Speaker 1: the beach Friday, got went to like Fat Tuesday's, got
Speaker 1: our little frienzen drink. Met these niggas from Atlanta in
Speaker 1: front of us. They were actually all like professionals and teachers.
Speaker 1: No no drugs. They were like professionals, but you're from
Speaker 1: and I'm sucking. But they were cool. They were cool.
Speaker 1: So they said, no, none of that. They was so anyway,
Speaker 1: so listen, They're like, hey, come and drink with us.
Speaker 1: But they had a gallon of tetoes. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, but you know, I'm a hannasy drinker. I'm
Speaker 1: sure it was like a milk carton gallon. No, no,
Speaker 1: it take gallon, like a gallon of tetos. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you have seen that. I think it's like
Speaker 1: forty two dollars. It's like more than Listen. So they
Speaker 1: they're pouring it. They're pouring it. I'm drinking it. I'm
Speaker 1: drinking it. I didn't know. Um, I blocked out. I
Speaker 1: got back to the house of seventh thirty. Bitch didn't wait, No,
Speaker 1: I don't. So I got back to the house apparently
Speaker 1: passed out. Woke up, no, no, throw up, woke up
Speaker 1: at three a m okay. It was like, are we
Speaker 1: going to dinner because we had reservations and what time
Speaker 1: did you think? I thought it was like a missed
Speaker 1: out on dinner, missed out on the club, missed out
Speaker 1: on everything, apparently blacked out like a homeless and kiss
Speaker 1: me on the also tworked a lot of people kiss
Speaker 1: me on the cheek all the time. I wish I
Speaker 1: could show you a lot of food. Listen, bit let
Speaker 1: I tworked on these niggas. Then the rest of the weekend,
Speaker 1: I was scared to drink because here I am, I'm
Speaker 1: blacking out, so I didn't really drink. I didn't see
Speaker 1: no cute niggas. I wanted to suck something. So then
Speaker 1: at this point, I'm realizing in my life, you know,
Speaker 1: I ended up. I'm almost a shame that you didn't
Speaker 1: have like stup I like Miami Dad. So no listen.
Speaker 1: So I had some lineup, like some little football niggas,
Speaker 1: but they weren't talking about ship. I really, I'm not
Speaker 1: here for it. I'm not here for it. Well girl,
Speaker 1: it was wide receivers. So they look like basketball niggas.
Speaker 1: What is a wide receiver? Shut up? They run the
Speaker 1: ball and the fuck you um but no, Like, I
Speaker 1: literally got emotionally down there and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is not my life. I want to dream and
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here watching these girls snapchat themselves with bottles
Speaker 1: in their hand that they did not pay for, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you know what, though, I will say
Speaker 1: that anymore I have been there when I was like one,
Speaker 1: I think it stopped. That's when I lived in my
Speaker 1: of the free vodka. We used to drink that van
Speaker 1: Go do y'all know about Van Go vodka? Which we
Speaker 1: was in Orlando killing some vango and we thought we
Speaker 1: was the ship because we was like what nineteen buying
Speaker 1: bottles in the club because I think it was only
Speaker 1: like a hunted and about grown this life. I am
Speaker 1: buying a ship hole and a month drink dog. We
Speaker 1: would kill it. But yeah, so anyways, like I came
Speaker 1: to the conclusion I was like, Okay, maybe HO is
Speaker 1: not life because I like to hashtag ho is life? Right,
Speaker 1: and it just wasn't working for me. And then my
Speaker 1: first one night's name I think I remember, I was
Speaker 1: on the end of the bed. Shut up, I'm sucking
Speaker 1: leaving who sorry, yeah, she totally. I think she was sixteen.
Speaker 1: We had I'm so upset, I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: to you anymore. We're sucking. We had fake I d s. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's done. We had fifteen Wait, we had fake. I
Speaker 1: don't even count. This doesn't matter, which listen, if you
Speaker 1: don't remember, it doesn't count, which I remember it vividly. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't listen. I don't neither. I couldn't tell you
Speaker 1: what he looked like. But we had fake I d s.
Speaker 1: We were both probably sixteen or sixteen seventy. Anyways, I
Speaker 1: had a car in hyst No you're not. So we
Speaker 1: were down here with our fake ideas. In Miami, I
Speaker 1: had my car which we was this ship. She was
Speaker 1: talking with some grown niggas at the time, so they
Speaker 1: was taking us out. We ended up at Dream and
Speaker 1: we were partying with the party like a rock starry guys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So we ended up with the party locker
Speaker 1: rosside guys. Don't know how, I don't know how sank.
Speaker 1: Then we ended up at Madonna. After long behold, we
Speaker 1: end up at some hotel I can't tell you where,
Speaker 1: and Wheezy is letting this guy funk on the bed
Speaker 1: and I'm just sitting at there. Let me when you're dead,
Speaker 1: and I literally cannot have anybody in the room and
Speaker 1: I have sex unlessened to threesome. I can. Maybe that
Speaker 1: traumatized me. I forgot don't because I literally was like
Speaker 1: at the end of the bed, like I was saying
Speaker 1: people like you're lying, because I was facing I was
Speaker 1: facing the door and they were pretty much behind me,
Speaker 1: like and I'm just bouncing up and down on the bed.
Speaker 1: That was a great ass. This is why we're so
Speaker 1: probably squared now because we've been doing this ship for
Speaker 1: like ten years. Actually, you know what, I will say,
Speaker 1: I do feel very proud of the twenty six shold
Speaker 1: to not be doing this anymore because I've met some
Speaker 1: most matter of fact, the dude I've sucked last night, why,
Speaker 1: Like I don't even talking about it. It makes me
Speaker 1: fucking sick. He had a fucking foursome the day before
Speaker 1: he hung out with me. Oh, I don't know how
Speaker 1: I feel about that. I'm gonna tell you what. At first,
Speaker 1: I got super turned off until I got super turned
Speaker 1: on and him telling me how to kick these bitches out.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what did you do last night? He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I was just killing whatever. He's not trying
Speaker 1: to tell me nothing. We just we were just leaving
Speaker 1: this art show or whatever. I'm like, what would you do?
Speaker 1: He's like, I went to Avenue I was kicking in.
Speaker 1: I'm like and then what And he's looking at me
Speaker 1: like do I tell this bitch? And he's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I don't know. These three girls came home
Speaker 1: with me. I told him, you want to smoke whatever,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and then next thing, you know, it
Speaker 1: just happened. I'm like, oh really, It's like, yeah, this
Speaker 1: girl wasn't so good, and then the other girls had
Speaker 1: to be sometime. Now I'm now I'm getting really jealous.
Speaker 1: And so he's like touching my leg and holding my
Speaker 1: hand a little bit, and I'm like, fuck you, I'm
Speaker 1: getting mad and he's like no, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: right when it was over, I'm like, what do you guys?
Speaker 1: What are you guys gonna do? I really need to
Speaker 1: get up. That is the ultimate. But you gotta go.
Speaker 1: You're not you're not sleeping here. But did you want
Speaker 1: to get the hell out of it? What you about
Speaker 1: to do? What? Oh? Are you about to? Oh? What
Speaker 1: what do you? The nigga will hit you. Sorry a guy,
Speaker 1: We'll sit here and look at you at one thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning, like And I looked at it like this, right,
Speaker 1: he obviously we were sleeping over each other's place or whatever. Right,
Speaker 1: And so I was thinking to myself when we were
Speaker 1: talking about it, like here I am with this dude,
Speaker 1: who's been telling me he's excited to see me. We've
Speaker 1: been waiting to see each other all the week, and
Speaker 1: you fuck three bitches last night. You're still thinking. I mean,
Speaker 1: that ship got me fucking off, bro. So he's telling
Speaker 1: me he sucked this girl's face. Right when we get
Speaker 1: to my fucking apartment, I get my lingerie on. He's
Speaker 1: looking at me. We're kissing. You're the most consistent lingerie wearer.
Speaker 1: I think, I fucking Jesus yea. They watch porn for
Speaker 1: what for the prettiness? You think? I'm not gonna do what? Dude,
Speaker 1: I already feel like I'm not that cute, I'm funny,
Speaker 1: and I have to do it up with lingre so
Speaker 1: mad when auld be like, can you just wear a thong?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I ain't even got them, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't you know, I don't wear panties. I'd be
Speaker 1: like a fetish. Can you not have a thong? Fetish?
Speaker 1: Now I gotta go buy some songs. Sorry, I mean
Speaker 1: might get you. So. So we get to the couch
Speaker 1: and you know, we're kissing all soft and he's being
Speaker 1: sweet with me, and I'm like, oh no, um, show
Speaker 1: me what you did. One of the holes last night
Speaker 1: like this, and he and grabbed my head and was
Speaker 1: sucking the ship out of my face and it turned
Speaker 1: me on. Brof was so hot. Yeah, especially when like
Speaker 1: you know that someone's trying to be a little soft
Speaker 1: with you. Oh no, me like you did that. You
Speaker 1: want to fuck free bitches laugh at night. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I like for guys to send me videos
Speaker 1: of them sucking other girls, and bit shoppy man when
Speaker 1: they don't because he'sleft the thumb and her ass? Where
Speaker 1: is mine? Got getting? So you go sit here and
Speaker 1: have to be realistic, right, and then it's it's New
Speaker 1: York dating. We're not talking about in exclusivity. We know
Speaker 1: we like each other, but to just be honest here,
Speaker 1: you're sucking other people. I'm fucking other people plus the
Speaker 1: girl plus group sex. Our boyfriend broke up with us.
Speaker 1: That's another topic. I actually, oh no, the boyfriend broke up.
Speaker 1: Look how much we've been taught. I haven't talked to you.
Speaker 1: We might have to catch up more. Um anyway, So
Speaker 1: let's get into the kink of the week. It is
Speaker 1: a very basic kink, but it is a kink for sure.
Speaker 1: And I'm smiling because I know me, and he's told
Speaker 1: me your story it is golden showers. Oh no, and
Speaker 1: tell me it was going to be this. I didn't
Speaker 1: tell you it was gonna be this. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to realize how much more normalized golden showers
Speaker 1: are because I almost pissed on his motherfucker last night.
Speaker 1: Well no, not almost pissing and actually pissing, I think
Speaker 1: are two different things. So this is this is the story. Like,
Speaker 1: so I would call him an ex. Well, we dealt
Speaker 1: with each other for like ten years. You've known what's
Speaker 1: the name you know't um? Anyways, Um, I've been dealing
Speaker 1: with him, oh my god since I was sixteen, Jesus Christ, um,
Speaker 1: and we pretty much opened up a lot of things
Speaker 1: he always wanted, like to get me the squirt, so
Speaker 1: he conquered that finally. Um. But then he actually asked
Speaker 1: me if I would piss on him, And this to
Speaker 1: me was just super like. It didn't turn me on,
Speaker 1: but because I'm a pleaser, I was like, Okay, if
Speaker 1: that's what you want it if someone like to. But
Speaker 1: that's so that's what he wanted. So the first time
Speaker 1: we actually did it was in Vegas. Um. He came
Speaker 1: over to my room and it was a fucking bomb
Speaker 1: mass sweet and ship and we just had fun. And
Speaker 1: so he was like, you don't piss on me any time.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I said, I've never done this before,
Speaker 1: so you just gotta work with me. So anyway, are
Speaker 1: you gonna piss on me this time? Listen how you drunk?
Speaker 1: I'm just going, how does this work? How does this?
Speaker 1: We do it on my bed? So we okay, so
Speaker 1: we fucked in the middle of He's like, okay, so hot,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. She's really undressing in here, guys, I would
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna put it on snaps um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like, um yeah, like I need you that
Speaker 1: he saw me. So what we did was we actually
Speaker 1: moved from the bed to the shower, and when I
Speaker 1: moved to the shot where he pretty much sat down
Speaker 1: and wanted me to piss on his chest area to
Speaker 1: where I guess it was on a shower. It yeah,
Speaker 1: so literally, mind you, we had already got through fucking
Speaker 1: and stuff, so I'm like, okay, okay, okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: literally at this point like okay, I guess I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stand over on top of you. Mine He's sitting in
Speaker 1: the shower and I'm like, okay, I'll stand over you.
Speaker 1: Wait wait how tall He's six eleven. I'm five one.
Speaker 1: So at this point I'm standing over him and he's
Speaker 1: like playing with my clay and like, oh baby, baby,
Speaker 1: piss pissed for me, And I'm just like you, it's
Speaker 1: a little much better now. So I'm like, it's not
Speaker 1: coming out, mind you. He didn't. He didn't filled me
Speaker 1: with sack and all this ship at this time, and
Speaker 1: he didn't say it some nasty ship like maybe I
Speaker 1: want you to squirt and come in a cup so
Speaker 1: I can mix it with sack and drinking. He's a
Speaker 1: nasty ass. So listen. I'm like, it's not coming out.
Speaker 1: It's not coming out. He was like, okay, go get
Speaker 1: another drink. So I run back to the room. I'm serious, No,
Speaker 1: I run back to the room and I take a shot.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, so it's now at this point, my
Speaker 1: bladder is full, but my mom, we're on. The shower
Speaker 1: wasn't on until after. Yeah, the shower was not on
Speaker 1: until after. So at this point I'm just like okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it wants to come out. But it's not coming. So
Speaker 1: he was like, we'll go stand on top of the
Speaker 1: toilet first, like you're gonna piss, and then hold it
Speaker 1: and then come back. So that's literally what I had
Speaker 1: to do to get it out. And then I want
Speaker 1: to started coming out and came out really black man.
Speaker 1: He is I do want with dreads because we love
Speaker 1: to say wps and most things that I will talk
Speaker 1: about it, it's some white people ship, but not this one. No,
Speaker 1: he's black half because every time I'll tell you about
Speaker 1: some nah, that's what you're getting white boys. No, he's yeah,
Speaker 1: he's black, um, and we're super into it. And then
Speaker 1: we like showered and then went back into it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know he's super right, and it is just I
Speaker 1: just you know what, this is exactly what my answers
Speaker 1: is wanting. They wanted us to explore all this kind
Speaker 1: of ship and they're like, you's thin white people. Just
Speaker 1: let everyone this is great. Anyway, I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about this kink because I wanted to like kind of
Speaker 1: dig into why do you think people enjoy it? I
Speaker 1: think to me, I don't know. I think it's a
Speaker 1: humiliation practice. Well, and not only that, I will tell
Speaker 1: you he is one of those who is like, make
Speaker 1: me your bitch. I want to be your bitch. So
Speaker 1: he's one of those to wear and you know, I'm
Speaker 1: the dominant one in bed. So I love when of
Speaker 1: Nigga left me. Oh yeah, be my bitch, you nasty bitch.
Speaker 1: Like that's the type of ship that I really like
Speaker 1: and I like especially he's six eleven, He's towering over me.
Speaker 1: He's huge. He's dominant in his career and like, so
Speaker 1: for me if I dominant in his career being an
Speaker 1: accountant now, so yeah, like to me, like I get
Speaker 1: off by guys allowing me like to be they the
Speaker 1: dominant role. Anyways, that was the kick of the week
Speaker 1: and I enjoy you bringing that up. You ain't shit.
Speaker 1: Um But anyways, so before I get into the horrible
Speaker 1: decision discussion of the week, UM, I want to go
Speaker 1: ahead if you guys follow me on Twitter, um at
Speaker 1: full core pumps. You know, I went ahead and posted
Speaker 1: a pole and this was based on our conversation for today.
Speaker 1: So the question the poll was which app has gotten
Speaker 1: you the most sex? And the options were Tender, Twitter, Instagram,
Speaker 1: and other. And it looks like Twitter is the winner.
Speaker 1: With about and this is out of a little um
Speaker 1: hundred votes. Seriously, Yeah, Twitter got the most. And I
Speaker 1: think it's maybe because you feel more connected to the
Speaker 1: person because you're following them, you're hearing maybe they're person someone. Wait, yes,
Speaker 1: you say the name, we can believe it. Okay, maybe
Speaker 1: you haven't. Thank you. See she was ready to tell
Speaker 1: all hotels about me sucking on a bed with someone
Speaker 1: when I was sixteen. But I think, you know, I
Speaker 1: think it's because you're more of a meet a guy
Speaker 1: in the club type of girl than meet a guy
Speaker 1: on fine um ways, yet, so Twitter was the winner.
Speaker 1: That was interesting. Instagram actually came in last with nine,
Speaker 1: which was absolutely very because I feel like y'all love
Speaker 1: him a little Instagram models. So y'all sucking them holes
Speaker 1: off on Instagram? I'm thinking it was Twitter. Was he
Speaker 1: he was through me? That doesn't count. He was he
Speaker 1: was through me. Okay, dude, that's not literally. I made
Speaker 1: y'all following each other, but that's not technically. Meeting on
Speaker 1: Twitter is not not no, that is the segue. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is y If you if you know who somebody
Speaker 1: is because of Twitter, and you fucked him, then you
Speaker 1: met on Twitter, you met him through me? You want
Speaker 1: that credit so that you know you did which if
Speaker 1: you want anyways? Um so what I kind of wanted
Speaker 1: to do before we also got into the horrible decision.
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to go through and maybe see
Speaker 1: if you ever were a part of it or if
Speaker 1: you did it. By the way, Wheezy is still undressing
Speaker 1: in this Dude, it is hot and like, I don't
Speaker 1: even know she was literally undressing while we record our
Speaker 1: pocket it. I cannot. I don't know if I'm going
Speaker 1: through menopause. I got sucked so good that like I
Speaker 1: want to keep taking my clothes off. I feel like
Speaker 1: sex today. I sucked so much dick last night I
Speaker 1: thought my fucking lips were gonna fall up. And all
Speaker 1: he does is eat the best pussy. I'd just be
Speaker 1: looking at him, like, is it okay? Real quick? I
Speaker 1: have to ask, does the dick game match the tongue game?
Speaker 1: We went down on each other like fifteen times? Okay,
Speaker 1: and we fuye so to me okay, wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait? Good with heads their connection
Speaker 1: during sex. But I think both of us don't want
Speaker 1: to use a condom. But we just don't know each
Speaker 1: other that well, and I think that sucks it up.
Speaker 1: I don't know to me if a guy is really
Speaker 1: really really good with head, I just know it's going
Speaker 1: to be mediocre. I mean, he makes me come when
Speaker 1: he sucks me, but we don't fuck it long like
Speaker 1: I just the second is sucking me. I want to
Speaker 1: taste him again, and I do want to want you
Speaker 1: guys to know. This guy that she's bringing up she
Speaker 1: met on Bumble, which is a dating apple. She is
Speaker 1: meeting guys not only on Tender but now on Bumble.
Speaker 1: I'm just starting out with it because well we'll go
Speaker 1: old school real quick. So I think, Um, that's the
Speaker 1: horrible decision this week. If you don't the horrible decision,
Speaker 1: I just walked back and I'm so sorry that I'm
Speaker 1: the horrible decision. You have a wedding ring on your finger,
Speaker 1: and I feel really bad about it. She's terrible. Anyways, UM,
Speaker 1: let me ask you. Have you ever talked to a
Speaker 1: guy or met guys? You remember the phone line that
Speaker 1: you used to have to call? Yeah? Did you ever
Speaker 1: meet anyone but guys that I knew? Said that they
Speaker 1: always kept sucking these chunky girls. That sounded sexy at
Speaker 1: I definitely remember that being the thing, and then after that,
Speaker 1: I believe it was black Planet in my space days, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I want you all to know. Me
Speaker 1: and Weasley was famous as ship on my space. We
Speaker 1: have listen, we had the little glitter bit mode. They
Speaker 1: weren't even what were they calling bit ups or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't having sex that early though, so
Speaker 1: like my space is I'm serious you had sex at
Speaker 1: least sixteen we was on. Yeah, there wasn't no scene,
Speaker 1: it was there. Yes, bitch, I had my Space since
Speaker 1: the middle school. Bitch by high school. We was in
Speaker 1: the clubs and our whole my Space motherfuckers thought we
Speaker 1: was over time. I feel like I was too young
Speaker 1: for that. I wasn't meeting dudes fun on my Space. No, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, we were just meeting not that I do now. No,
Speaker 1: we were just meeting people on my space. I think
Speaker 1: I swear ship. You haven't listened to me. You have
Speaker 1: a whole page. I meet guys on tender that I
Speaker 1: want to start dating. I don't necessarily just want sex,
Speaker 1: and that's you know what. That's probably why I'm feeling
Speaker 1: so weird about last night because I didn't expect that
Speaker 1: to happen. Well, I wish we had a little cool
Speaker 1: like do do do horrible decision? I guess we can
Speaker 1: get into that um for you. I guess she had
Speaker 1: the horrible decision clearly. Wait is this now like you're
Speaker 1: three to one? Are you just super horrible three? You're
Speaker 1: having a ton of stories that she's like, Hey, this
Speaker 1: is this week, we're gonna talk about this. Except for
Speaker 1: the threesome. Everything else was like pastor, Dude, I've a lot,
Speaker 1: so I'm jealous. How much time do we get in
Speaker 1: the studio? No, we have another time. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you the worst story and I'm gonna try to make
Speaker 1: it quick because so fucking embarrassing and long and dramatic.
Speaker 1: Please edit it to we're we can get out of here.
Speaker 1: Years ago before, I was living in New York and
Speaker 1: working for the company I work where I was a
Speaker 1: wild ass bitch. Come to New York. Meet this guy
Speaker 1: on line Tinder and his name was with the fucking
Speaker 1: crazy eyes. He had some really, really weird eyes. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I even swept him right. I think
Speaker 1: you just look fun and like you got sucked up.
Speaker 1: So he hits me up about midnight. He's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm in Williamsburg. Come, I'm gonna get you an uber.
Speaker 1: I'm tjaying at the spot Baby's all right, which I
Speaker 1: go to all the time. Now you've been No, that's right,
Speaker 1: it's it's in Williamsburg. But you know, I don't kind
Speaker 1: of Brooklyn accept record has got an empire care like
Speaker 1: I live in the bronx b X old day Sun.
Speaker 1: So I was staying with my cousin and queens of time.
Speaker 1: I come down to Williamsburg and this dude, I guess
Speaker 1: he didn't realize I was coming, and he's really really
Speaker 1: fucked up. He's sweating, like looks crazy, and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: are you good? And he's like, I'm gonna keep it
Speaker 1: real like I didn't know you were coming here, and
Speaker 1: I popped his sucking Molly, do you want something now?
Speaker 1: At the time, of course, she was like, bitch, hell
Speaker 1: yet I didn't. This is now. I was doing all
Speaker 1: that ship when I was first raving getting into EBC,
Speaker 1: but I stopped because it was such a shitty feeling
Speaker 1: your body gets and it's awful. So I told him no.
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, no problem, Now an hour goes
Speaker 1: by him and his friends are all on it. They
Speaker 1: look fine. I'm like, you know what, probably not going
Speaker 1: to die from this. So I'm like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: been a minute, it's been a few years. Can you
Speaker 1: mix it up in a drink or something for me.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, yeahah, sure, I'm gonna have some more
Speaker 1: to Actually, he makes a sprite mixes it comes back.
Speaker 1: He's like, where is it? I drank it. He's like,
Speaker 1: that was for me, you and Mike, and I said
Speaker 1: enough for three people. Who the fuck is Mike? Well,
Speaker 1: if boy didn't I find out. So I'm freaking out
Speaker 1: right now. I'm having a panic attacks. He's like, dude,
Speaker 1: this is really strong, and I'm really really scared right
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I'm a ship in my pants,
Speaker 1: which on Molly you kind of do, You're I've never
Speaker 1: shipped on Molly. I just get really anyway, So it's
Speaker 1: like a coffee you know, you're like you did trenaline anyway.
Speaker 1: So I'm freaking out and now I could feel that.
Speaker 1: He's like listen and he's talking me through it. He's like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna come up really bad, and then it's gonna
Speaker 1: be done. It's gonna be a really bad come up,
Speaker 1: and I'm freaking out, like you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go throw it up. I go downstairs in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and it's in the basement and it's shitty. It's fucking flooding.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, bits, just make it work. I did,
Speaker 1: so I did. Make are so skinny. Now the gym, bitch.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. When you throw up like I guess,
Speaker 1: it hits you harder. So all I know is, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm about to pass out. So I hear somebody behind
Speaker 1: me like, girly, okay, I'm like what and my eyes
Speaker 1: are shaking so hard from this fucking drug. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. I'm like, who are you? He's like,
Speaker 1: am I what? He's like, come on, I was sent
Speaker 1: down here. He told me to come come help you out.
Speaker 1: I'm a really good drug coach. What a drug coach? Coach?
Speaker 1: Drug coach. He's like, I'm gonna talk you through it.
Speaker 1: He's like, come on, do you want me to talk right?
Speaker 1: And now my face is so funked up I can't
Speaker 1: even talk anymore. I'm like, yeah, I want you to
Speaker 1: talk because it did. It was nice to hear somebody
Speaker 1: talking to me. He's like, what do you want to
Speaker 1: talk about? What do you like? I'm like I don't know,
Speaker 1: and then he says the magic words do you like Beyonce?
Speaker 1: And I look up at him and I still can't talk.
Speaker 1: I'm like yes. He's like, okay, I could saying you
Speaker 1: want me to say. I'm like He's like, okay, Oh, Beyonce,
Speaker 1: new Beyonce. Some other fucker started singing saying my name
Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes. So you're crouched down in the
Speaker 1: basement bathroom in Brooklyn, say maybe I love you. He
Speaker 1: sings the ship out of this song and it ends
Speaker 1: up waking me up out of this and I feel better.
Speaker 1: Come upstairs. We're dancing me ever a great time. So
Speaker 1: now I'm feeling good to come up. Was over. Alex
Speaker 1: comes up to me and he's like, hey, you having fun?
Speaker 1: Do you want to come back to my place? Have
Speaker 1: some drinks? Whatever? I have a super dope loft. It's
Speaker 1: only a block away. Awesome. Now what do I think
Speaker 1: of when I hear the word lost? I think big
Speaker 1: open space. When I hear lost, I think of Tommy's
Speaker 1: apartment in power. I don't know if you watch Oh
Speaker 1: my God Tommy's Lost. Yeah, like you think of this big.
Speaker 1: So he's like, yeah, it's like almost two stories, like
Speaker 1: it's it's amazing. I was like, I can't wait. So
Speaker 1: we get to his place. He opens the door and
Speaker 1: they first this is a tender date. Okay. The first
Speaker 1: thing that happens. There's a girl in tears. It's fashion week,
Speaker 1: fucking black mascaret coming down her. I's like, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: falling off the fucking wagon. Bro. He drops his ship.
Speaker 1: He runs over to this girl. She's like she's a horror,
Speaker 1: She's a hord. And I'm like, what is happening? Right?
Speaker 1: And so fashion week I mentioned because his girl roommate
Speaker 1: is dating a model that is in town for fashion
Speaker 1: week and it's sucking all the photographers. So she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm falling off the wagon. I'm falling off the wagon.
Speaker 1: So I haven't even said allow yet, and I said, um,
Speaker 1: like how cool. It's like no, dude, like heroin and
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to get out of here.
Speaker 1: I am base level and this bitch is this is
Speaker 1: past it. You are a master player if you are
Speaker 1: what dude, I'm freaking out. So now I'm so fucked
Speaker 1: up and I'm scared, and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: let me have a glass of water, let me chill.
Speaker 1: And I'm feeling bad because the girl's crying, and so
Speaker 1: then this like maternal thing comes to me where I
Speaker 1: want to hug her. So I'm looking around and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought you lived in a loft. He's like,
Speaker 1: this is a loft. So I look up and there's
Speaker 1: these four treehouse looking things like blocks in the corners
Speaker 1: right like bump beds where people can sleep. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're not telling me people sleep there, do you? And
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, mine's on the left. He has like
Speaker 1: a hostile Wait is this like, this is a loft
Speaker 1: where four people living, four people on beds. Dude, I
Speaker 1: am judging the fun Also, I'm judging. I'm honiness man.
Speaker 1: He was thirty four years old to swear to This
Speaker 1: is why you can't fuck white boys in Brooklyn. They
Speaker 1: are tatted up with man buns. So anyway, I love
Speaker 1: man buns. Oh my god, Joakim Noah. Actually, and I
Speaker 1: just want to segue this into the k of the
Speaker 1: Week because this kind of happens. I'm gonna go pretty fast.
Speaker 1: I really sucked up whatever. It's about six thirty am.
Speaker 1: You know you're coming down. We're laughing. The heroine girl
Speaker 1: passed out, and so I'm like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: need to get to bed. I'm not really feeling good.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you could smoke or do you
Speaker 1: have benadroll or something. He's like, let me go get
Speaker 1: my stash. He comes back with the Chipotle bag. And
Speaker 1: the only reason I tell you that is because the
Speaker 1: Chipotle bag is a very large bag. And he rolls
Speaker 1: it out on the table and all of these drugs
Speaker 1: come out, and you know this is WPS. They had
Speaker 1: every color. I saw something gray, pink, white, green. I
Speaker 1: am like, dude, I just want Zanex. So he's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I have a bunch of pills. I don't
Speaker 1: know what they are, so pill identifier. So here. I
Speaker 1: am tired. It's so seven am now googling what is this?
Speaker 1: And I'm like texting my friends. I'm like, dude, I
Speaker 1: need to get my life together again. I'm texting my mom.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I love you. She's like, get home now.
Speaker 1: I don't even live with my mom, so anyway, he
Speaker 1: gets to me, nix I take two so I'm not
Speaker 1: saying in the bed and I'm like, wow, this feel
Speaker 1: really strong. What is this? He's like, oh, dude, that
Speaker 1: might be the ambient was about all right, So if
Speaker 1: you guys don't know, an ambient is like one of
Speaker 1: the strongest sleeping kills you can take. People have died
Speaker 1: in car incidents from sleepwalker. Like that is so strong.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna die. Like,
Speaker 1: just lay it down and you'll be fine. I lay down.
Speaker 1: We're chilling in his treehouse. He's not trying to sun me.
Speaker 1: He's actually being really nice. I'm wait, real quick, I
Speaker 1: I love the growth from a loft to a treehouse.
Speaker 1: It was in there. I can't even expec I've never
Speaker 1: even seen, I'm really aware from a loft in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: two stories. It was a two story loft with for
Speaker 1: treehouse bunk beds. It's not a treehouse. I'm sorry, it's
Speaker 1: just that they're bunk beds. But like, I'm I don't
Speaker 1: know how I got up there. Wait, did you real quick?
Speaker 1: Before you even get to the ending, I have to
Speaker 1: know did you fund this guy? Oh? Good, because bench
Speaker 1: if you pund the nigg who sleep on a bunk bed.
Speaker 1: We was about to in this friendship better than its okay.
Speaker 1: So I am in there and you know I can't
Speaker 1: get home. Actually fashion Week is February, so it's a
Speaker 1: sucking blizzard. Dude. It was crazy and I was sucked up,
Speaker 1: and he didn't make me feel uncomfortable. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to get my head down and go to bed. So
Speaker 1: I have to go to the bathroom and we're up
Speaker 1: there and this ambient is hitting me so strong that
Speaker 1: I can't move my body anymore. And so I'm like, um,
Speaker 1: can you help me? Like I need to go down.
Speaker 1: I need to go to the bathroom. And he's like, go,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna make it downstairs. He's like, dude,
Speaker 1: just per right here. Man. Wait he ware, he ware,
Speaker 1: where are you in his apartment, in his trayhouse, in
Speaker 1: his law and where did he tell you to be in? Wait? Wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: let me get it out. So I started laughing. I
Speaker 1: didn't he have plastic on the bed? I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: no he didn't. So he said it and he's like, look,
Speaker 1: I can't get up because she took him too He's like,
Speaker 1: I can't get up, just pe. So now I'm laughing right,
Speaker 1: and I'm like too, and I'm knocking a pe right here.
Speaker 1: So I'm so fucked up that I'm laughing so hard.
Speaker 1: If you start peeing, you're a nasty bitch. You Wait,
Speaker 1: you were you and him were just laying in your pe. Wait. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I remember feeling a little pie come out, but it
Speaker 1: wasn't full stream, like it didn't wet the bed, but
Speaker 1: shut up, it could have been a squirt. Are we
Speaker 1: not go confused too? So I wake up right, it's
Speaker 1: like four o'clock in the morning and I can hear
Speaker 1: people four o'clock in the afternoon. I'm sorry, it was
Speaker 1: like eight and we went to bit. We're lucky after dude.
Speaker 1: I look at my phone and I got like three tags.
Speaker 1: One is Nigga as you did. My mom is like,
Speaker 1: if you don't call me back, I'm calling the police.
Speaker 1: And then the other one is from like Vinnie and
Speaker 1: he's like, bitch, thank god I got find my friends
Speaker 1: on Like that's how bad it was. So I don't
Speaker 1: remember much, but I remember like meeting him and you
Speaker 1: know all that. I don't remember the last tidbits. So
Speaker 1: I get up about to crawl it down the stairs
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why are my pants sticking to me?
Speaker 1: Then you're disgusting, so whatever, I had to get the
Speaker 1: funk out of there. Long story short, I grabbed some
Speaker 1: pants over his left. Mind there, get on the subway
Speaker 1: and this is my first time like walk shaming in
Speaker 1: New York and I don't even funk. That's the worst part.
Speaker 1: So then I'm looking at this girl, she's looking at
Speaker 1: me in the train, and I'm like really looking embarrassed,
Speaker 1: you know, and She's like, welcome to Brooklyn girl, And
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you, dude. It was one of
Speaker 1: the worst, I mean, obviously the worst tender data that
Speaker 1: that was definitely uh do you know that next day
Speaker 1: he hit me up and he was like, hey, do
Speaker 1: you want to go to out putting on my hair?
Speaker 1: Else out put How do you mean he liked you
Speaker 1: the fact that you could lay in your own piss
Speaker 1: with him till four in the afternoon. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: This is my fucking soul mate. She pissed in my
Speaker 1: bed and we slept. Honestly, I would tell you this,
Speaker 1: I will come in this guy because he obviously knew.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was gonna get that fucked up.
Speaker 1: I hadn't done that in a long time. And on
Speaker 1: top of that, he could have really sucked me over.
Speaker 1: And I shouldn't have went to his apartment number one,
Speaker 1: number two. There were three other people in there. I mean,
Speaker 1: but you knowing people are nicer than that. I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't trying to die in an artistic loft.
Speaker 1: You know, like you're just gonna like sing some coomb
Speaker 1: bie on some pots. See, we're two different people because
Speaker 1: you meet a Brooklyn guy, he has a man bun
Speaker 1: and he lives an artistic loft. I meet a guy
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, but she's in Brown's Belle and it's just different.
Speaker 1: It's brown Bitch is the projects? Okay, like it's the
Speaker 1: projects and which I'm not going over there. No, I
Speaker 1: never even heard of. I do get my hair done
Speaker 1: in the hood in Brooklyn, and I will say every
Speaker 1: time I go there, where do you go? Crown Heights?
Speaker 1: Um your revenue and there's a bunch of Jamaica spotifying.
Speaker 1: I think that's how you go. It's Roger's a church
Speaker 1: a stop. Is that not close to Crown Heights? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: all I know is they have road t shops and
Speaker 1: the Chinese the Chinese spots got chick can wait and
Speaker 1: and I cannot. So let me ask you, Well, I
Speaker 1: guess I don't have any tender stories that I use
Speaker 1: tender to date. So I use tender literally to be normal.
Speaker 1: So I meet on my regular my regular guys on
Speaker 1: but I just want to say the N word all
Speaker 1: the time. I'm trying to limit myself. We're trying to
Speaker 1: get all the people's listening. Um but um, you know.
Speaker 1: So when I'm on Tender, like I used the whole,
Speaker 1: I don't have an I G. And it's literally because
Speaker 1: so when I'm in the podcast, when I meet guys
Speaker 1: at this point of I guess I could save my
Speaker 1: life and my status. So not to toot my own horn,
Speaker 1: but when I meet guys on either Instagram or Twitter,
Speaker 1: I'm approached differently, kind of on a selebt. I'm not
Speaker 1: a celeb and I don't want to say that, but
Speaker 1: I have a lot of followers. They know that I modeled,
Speaker 1: I was a blogger. They know that you know I'm
Speaker 1: around certain people, and so I'm literally approached differently as
Speaker 1: far as when I meet people on Tender, I can
Speaker 1: be like I work in finance and absolutely, you know,
Speaker 1: I like bar hopping. I don't need someone to think
Speaker 1: they have to take me to a fucking seven star
Speaker 1: restaurant or anything like that. So they got that, they
Speaker 1: got seven I don't know, and diamond bitch, diamond star
Speaker 1: whatever whole. I know in Dubaia it's a diamond hotel.
Speaker 1: I don't anyway, I don't need to be fans. I don't,
Speaker 1: okay whatever, I am a cook, um bitch um. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So when I'm on Tinder, I really use it to
Speaker 1: um go on dates. And unfortunately I've come to find
Speaker 1: out that I think they're just mad socially awkward as motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't had an awesome you have and
Speaker 1: I haven't maybe because we're well a lot of things.
Speaker 1: When I'm on vacation, I travel a lot, and so
Speaker 1: you know, like I remember when I went to Berlin,
Speaker 1: I was just like looking at hey, do you want
Speaker 1: to go me to this bar? What's fun? That's really fun?
Speaker 1: But now I do. Tinder is the closest thing. People
Speaker 1: always tell me I'm crazy. Anybody that mid thirties or
Speaker 1: just kind of wasn't in that scene of online dating
Speaker 1: will say like, oh my god, are just scared you're
Speaker 1: gonna die. I'm just scared someone's gonna find you and
Speaker 1: kill you. Look, I know them just as well as
Speaker 1: I do from meeting someone in a bar the first second, right,
Speaker 1: and Tender is the closest thing, especially for a busy
Speaker 1: New Yorker. Too much goddamn ship going on. I don't
Speaker 1: really have time to be going out during the weekdays
Speaker 1: when locals go out, I don't have time. So Tender
Speaker 1: is the closest thing to first sight kind of match,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean. And on top of that, I I
Speaker 1: feel like it's I can google you and stuff before
Speaker 1: we go out. I know a little bit about you.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I guess you do. Know. They're probably
Speaker 1: the company and their first thing that's happening to me
Speaker 1: now is I realized that Tinder is turning into more
Speaker 1: of a sex thing. I'm not. That's not turning into
Speaker 1: that apparently, And this is what all of my Twitter
Speaker 1: followers were telling me today. Tender is like grinder. Grinder
Speaker 1: is the gay app um for guys to hook up,
Speaker 1: and that's totally what they do on their and Tender
Speaker 1: was the straight version of that, and apparently my friends
Speaker 1: were all like, that's what tender is for for hookups.
Speaker 1: And I'm literally the one who on the Grinder is
Speaker 1: proximity from feet, like five feet. You know, somebody's like
Speaker 1: they don't know if they're upstairs downstairs. Tender tells you
Speaker 1: a mile two miles. Tinder does the same thing, yeah,
Speaker 1: but not only that. Like, I'm literally the one on
Speaker 1: Tinder with if you want to hook up, swipe left,
Speaker 1: like I don't. You don't want to be You have
Speaker 1: a podcast called Horrible Decision. I'm trying to find love.
Speaker 1: I think, I think, and so this is my way
Speaker 1: to meet regular guys like, oh my god, you're funniest too,
Speaker 1: Like I really want to meet I have and to
Speaker 1: me Instagram and Twitter. They're just now that I have
Speaker 1: more fans that follow me and I don't want to
Speaker 1: be taken out by someone who can literally tell me
Speaker 1: my whole life. Guys, when I tell snaps stories, say
Speaker 1: it funny. You know on Snap a lot of you
Speaker 1: are telling me to do this podcast because you loved
Speaker 1: my Snap stories. I used to snap walking downstairs and be
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I don't never a guy
Speaker 1: in a walk up and she's walking down wing. You know,
Speaker 1: he lives on Rivington, I would be living. So now
Speaker 1: they both got to walk up each other's apartments. Terrible.
Speaker 1: Well listen. So speaking of snap and our followers, So
Speaker 1: I actually had a guy sent me his tender story
Speaker 1: and I thought those that was really funny to to share.
Speaker 1: Mind you, I might have to read a little slow
Speaker 1: because his writing wasn't that great, so I know I
Speaker 1: gotta read it. Well. Um, so this is from one
Speaker 1: of my um snapchat followers. Shout out to Big Willie.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Big Willie. So this is his tender
Speaker 1: story and this is I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so ratchet. Okay, but this is his tender story. Um.
Speaker 1: I met this bad little Red last That's how I
Speaker 1: probably know. But anyways, I met this bad reading now
Speaker 1: let me read it. I know where to, you know.
Speaker 1: So I met this bad little red on tender last summer.
Speaker 1: We started texting and face timing and things were cool.
Speaker 1: First date, we hit cheesecake factory and I thought I
Speaker 1: hit the come up for real. So at the next
Speaker 1: few weeks past, things were cool, but I could see
Speaker 1: her getting softer and corny and her responses and we
Speaker 1: hadn't even I'm guessing that means maybe she was catching
Speaker 1: feelings like to me with her responses um, and we
Speaker 1: hadn't even fucked yet. But I ignored it because that
Speaker 1: ass was fat. So one night she hit me like,
Speaker 1: I want to cuddle. Of course we all want to
Speaker 1: come up, and of course my ears are up, and
Speaker 1: a brother had a fresh lineup and car had just
Speaker 1: been detailed, so I would we get to the house,
Speaker 1: and she was fascinated by the view and how my
Speaker 1: spot looked. I think he really liked. But this is
Speaker 1: the catch, This is the catch. You ready for this part? No,
Speaker 1: I knew it was time, so we laid around and
Speaker 1: I got Cisco unleashed the dragon, playing let's play the
Speaker 1: song setting the mood. This is his album title. I
Speaker 1: don't think, I mean, what what are you saying? Step No,
Speaker 1: that's Drew Hill right, Oh, I'm thinking of Drew Hill,
Speaker 1: though not Cisco. I don't know one that's not as
Speaker 1: the song song. Oh this is oh okay, this was
Speaker 1: set the mood. Oh, that was set the man. If
Speaker 1: this ship comes on, you know what I'm saying. And
Speaker 1: then You're like, wait, what's happening. Wait, let's just well
Speaker 1: maybe he started with the thong song and when it's
Speaker 1: the other one. Anyways, so he said, once I've seen
Speaker 1: she wasn't wearing panties. Damn bit she liked me. I
Speaker 1: made I made my move. She turned it up fast
Speaker 1: and hopped on an inward and started look at me
Speaker 1: and ship, I'm ready. And she gets down to the dick.
Speaker 1: She was holding it like an oscar. I just knew
Speaker 1: it was time. Next thing, I know, what's your guest?
Speaker 1: What's bit it? Use the teeth? You're ready? Next thing? Where?
Speaker 1: Next thing? I know? I hear my door being beat on. Hold.
Speaker 1: I tried to ignore this. Listen, no bitch. I tried
Speaker 1: to ignore it it but after the tenth knock bec
Speaker 1: I hopped up because it was too late for Jehovah's
Speaker 1: witnesses to be knocking on the door. That it was
Speaker 1: her boyfriend at my door stand some little lass guy
Speaker 1: about four ten are you ready? And four kids? And
Speaker 1: I asked, what's going on? It's four am? Who are you?
Speaker 1: He says? My wife is here. I see it on
Speaker 1: my find my iPhone. This bird peeks around the corner
Speaker 1: and Brod goes off and tries to run in my crib.
Speaker 1: I stop him, close my door, tell Shorty to get
Speaker 1: her ship, and before she gets out, she offers to
Speaker 1: finish me off. So of course I the mouth and
Speaker 1: blocked her. When the family drove off, shake my damn hose,
Speaker 1: tender hose. Wow yeah, um, that's a story dance real.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna lie. First of all, find
Speaker 1: my iPhone does work. Second, off, if you if you
Speaker 1: feel like you're He said that they were seeing each
Speaker 1: other already. So if you feel like your wife is cheating,
Speaker 1: niggas can get obsessive. And the kids. With the kids,
Speaker 1: it's just four, I am. You can't leave the kids
Speaker 1: in a half. I've had some No, I've never in
Speaker 1: a and I've dealt with guy had a fortunately who
Speaker 1: have girlfriends and other things and which I never even
Speaker 1: had a wife called my phone my nigga is good
Speaker 1: with a cheat, and I guess I don't know. I
Speaker 1: ain't never no wife, no girlfriend nosing him. I'm coming
Speaker 1: to you as a woman who who has time for that.
Speaker 1: I do wanna talk about one more thing about tender
Speaker 1: that I think a lot of people are curious about
Speaker 1: with um dude. I can't stop thinking about this dick
Speaker 1: last night. I'm so embarrassed, Like you don't understand because
Speaker 1: she's in love with bumbled dick right now, bumble tongue bubble,
Speaker 1: what do we call her? Love boy? I go with it,
Speaker 1: bumble boy. You know what it was. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you what happened after he ate my pussy and I
Speaker 1: came for the third time last night. I was sitting
Speaker 1: there and we're watching TV and like we're done, and
Speaker 1: so I go on one side and he pulls me
Speaker 1: back and starts kissing me. I'm telling you that I
Speaker 1: needed him to leave. You have to do the cuddle,
Speaker 1: the pool in the spooning, and it gets us. And
Speaker 1: then it hit me that I haven't had someone touched
Speaker 1: me like bro. Her eyes are watering. Guys, someone get
Speaker 1: the fucking tissues. She's about to cry. Bro, I'm having
Speaker 1: a rough week. I'm not to know. This is why
Speaker 1: I want to cut off and model guy, because I
Speaker 1: need this affection in my life and I'm sick of
Speaker 1: just having bodies. I'm you're crying in your brawl with
Speaker 1: gym shoes, and I cannot be right now. I'm really cute.
Speaker 1: There's a tear coming in my face, Like, y'all, she's
Speaker 1: really putting on her shirt right now, holding the tears back.
Speaker 1: I am just I don't know why I'm crying. It's
Speaker 1: like a fucking reflex. But it's not even him, you
Speaker 1: know what it is. I just realized and I'm so
Speaker 1: ashamed that you're done being a horror Oh I think
Speaker 1: I want a boyfriend. You two guys, can we can
Speaker 1: we have a show called Horrible Decisions if we have boyfriends? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: Look the sound guys like no, producers like no bid?
Speaker 1: How much more can you be with a boyfriend? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess you guys can have threesomes? You're into that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sayful. I'm okay with being no monogmous. Well,
Speaker 1: I definitely want to actually, and I'll tell you I
Speaker 1: don't care what you doing, and I wean somebody does
Speaker 1: that for me. Dude. I went to work today on
Speaker 1: a fucking cloud, and then the second I sat down,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm single. Like that
Speaker 1: ship wasn't normal. That was one time and it really
Speaker 1: fucked with me. And I think that's why I got
Speaker 1: so emotional if they had nothing to do with him,
Speaker 1: he just had everything to do because it felt genuine
Speaker 1: and I don't think he wanted to leave my place.
Speaker 1: He asked me like two times, like do you want
Speaker 1: me to go? Like he wasn't sure, and like I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here telling her like in our text messages like
Speaker 1: this motherfucker must be magical. That's the word I used.
Speaker 1: I said, he has to be magical. I don't know
Speaker 1: what's wing well, no, and it's crazy and he still
Speaker 1: holding my arm. And I met this guy on tender
Speaker 1: and I'm literally like going back and forth between wanta
Speaker 1: hop on your dick to well do you cuddle? Well?
Speaker 1: Are you looking for a girlfriend? Let me see a
Speaker 1: picture of your hands, yo, dick s I'm a corny
Speaker 1: sweet person, like I'm a slooty sensitive bit like literally
Speaker 1: with him, I want to be like, Okay, I want
Speaker 1: to know that we can have a real conversation and
Speaker 1: enjoy each other's company outside of sex. And it's like
Speaker 1: sex is a big thing for me as far as dating,
Speaker 1: but it's like I really want to date, like, but
Speaker 1: I'm also the type that if we vibe in and
Speaker 1: we fun on the first night I could still maybe
Speaker 1: see my sub cuff and you liter on. Because I'm
Speaker 1: a person, I don't want to sit here and wait
Speaker 1: three months. I'm head over here with you because you
Speaker 1: send me Good Morning Texas every morning and we don't
Speaker 1: even know all that. Just be honest. I don't need
Speaker 1: the text MS bullshit. Last night I got spanked. I
Speaker 1: throw fussed, he ate my pussy tail. I cried, he
Speaker 1: licked my asshole and then like touched my face and
Speaker 1: I was going to sleep for you kidding me. Get
Speaker 1: the pluck out of my apartment. I couldn't even do it.
Speaker 1: I am like, you know what it is. I think
Speaker 1: it's just my berad on this one. It's well, I
Speaker 1: don't know I have a birth control the cycle is.
Speaker 1: This is what I have to ask. Oh, so you're
Speaker 1: not bleeding because but you haven't said he ate your
Speaker 1: pussy and this is so I'm like his wings. You
Speaker 1: know that's what it's called, right, That's what it's called.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk. It's like if if a
Speaker 1: guy eats your pussy while you on your period, they
Speaker 1: get wings. You get it, like tampon wings, they get
Speaker 1: their red wings. I know exactly what I say, I
Speaker 1: think it's girls. I won't even want to cuddle with
Speaker 1: a guy when I'm on period, but I don't. Well,
Speaker 1: I've heard of guys being okay because they're like, it
Speaker 1: don't come out the click, the blood come out the
Speaker 1: other part. I've had men say that to me too, either,
Speaker 1: So gross if a guy. If I'm sitting here killing
Speaker 1: with a guy, clearly we're not married, we're not together.
Speaker 1: If you want to fuck me on my period, get
Speaker 1: the funk out of my house because you are nasty nigga,
Speaker 1: and I'm nasty, but you neasty. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: am not here, okay, but this is in my birth control.
Speaker 1: This is the week where I should be and my
Speaker 1: girls bleeding and we're syanked up. Dude, I swear to god,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking the wind blows and I mean fucking tears
Speaker 1: like I hate birth control. I don't want to get pregnant,
Speaker 1: but at the same time, I cry my eyes out
Speaker 1: every five seconds. Um. Yeah, I'm being super emotional about this, dude.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do it. Suck somebody else and it
Speaker 1: doesn't work. I bet you're gonna suck someone else and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be whack. As you're gonna be like, I
Speaker 1: just wasted a body. Why did I do this? And
Speaker 1: then you're gonna be really emotional and I don't mean
Speaker 1: you calling me. I just wanted. I hate being a girl.
Speaker 1: I don't even wear a sneakers when I be like
Speaker 1: I went and got my hair done yesterday. Do you
Speaker 1: know how embarrassed I want to get hurt hair done
Speaker 1: at Julie beauty bar. But you know what it is,
Speaker 1: it's very like sexy because we flirt a lot and
Speaker 1: we're both really freaky and like sensual. I love that
Speaker 1: we're at a nice restaurant and like you're touching my
Speaker 1: pussy wallet where to my food? I just think, see
Speaker 1: that's why I feel like I want a boyfriend. That's
Speaker 1: boyfriend type shit. He can't be giving you the boyfriend experience, bitch,
Speaker 1: not the boyfriend experience. He gonna have to give you
Speaker 1: that title. No like you want it to look No,
Speaker 1: I don't, so now you don't do you all? See
Speaker 1: this is what period zo, bro? She just said she
Speaker 1: wants a boyfriend. I want a boyfriend. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: not saying like I don't want him. Now. I like him,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what. I just know what I want.
Speaker 1: I don't know him that well. We only had oral
Speaker 1: sex fifteen times, and I didn't say we've I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: that's how much we go down each other. I don't
Speaker 1: even know how. Why did we turn the TV on anymore?
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do that. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: need penetration. If I'm going to have a whole penis
Speaker 1: by me, I can. I can get a head from girls,
Speaker 1: like if you have a thing to put in your vagina,
Speaker 1: that's a penis vagina. There has to be Honestly, I
Speaker 1: never thought I would enjoy it this much. I think
Speaker 1: he's just that good at it. I told you, I
Speaker 1: don't even know what his hobbies are. We were at
Speaker 1: the art show and I'm like, do you want to
Speaker 1: have dinner? And he's like no, I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: really younger. I could eat your pussy though. Oh. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's right. I have never seen him but
Speaker 1: food in his mouth. I've seen him put nothing in
Speaker 1: his mouth but my pussy. The second he made me come,
Speaker 1: I was like, you have to go down with my girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Like I was like, this is the best. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I shared with um my Twitter followers that you made
Speaker 1: a whole tender page for threesomes and they said you're
Speaker 1: lit as fuck. Um, Yeah, you're fucking lit. I don't
Speaker 1: think many people know of girls that say, hey, I
Speaker 1: found a girlfriend on tender. Now whoever I fun gets
Speaker 1: the fun me and my girlfriend. I don't know her
Speaker 1: and I don't have a tender for them. You don't,
Speaker 1: but now you met her having a page with a
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, and I'm gonna get the funk up
Speaker 1: because I'm done being a little pussy ass bitch on
Speaker 1: the name. You are a pussy like crying and ship.
Speaker 1: I knew that I like this guy when my girl
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh, if here are you coming,
Speaker 1: well you can give him a b J and let
Speaker 1: me know if you need help. And I was like,
Speaker 1: do I did I want to share them? Do I want?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you didn't even want to share him? Shut up?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, stop. I'm fucking embarrassed
Speaker 1: right now. And I feel really you're really in your feeling. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I want you guys to know it is possible
Speaker 1: to meet someone you like on dating apps, tender, Bumble, Instagram, suck.
Speaker 1: This is so stupid. He's not even that cute. God,
Speaker 1: he's fucking terrible. Yeah he's not my spe but no,
Speaker 1: he never had. I just want to say he's not
Speaker 1: cute so that I can feel better. But he's cute
Speaker 1: for a white guy. I'm not showers every other day,
Speaker 1: straight girl. Anyways, I guess we'll go ahead and tie
Speaker 1: up the show now with this. I guess let's go
Speaker 1: ahead and say something nice about each other, and I'll
Speaker 1: go first. Don't I'm crying start crying? What I mean,
Speaker 1: something nice about you? Damn this is She's really about
Speaker 1: to start crying, and it's a fucking reflex. I gotta
Speaker 1: get off for the control. If I get crying, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna sit. Pro choice, guys, pro choice. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I really was. It's just like these fucking out of
Speaker 1: control emotions, Like, dude, I'm gonna get back on tender tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm not tender. Something nice. Well, I'm just glad. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys follow her on um anything,
Speaker 1: because no one knows who the funk you are. But
Speaker 1: she's been showcasing her new bodies. She's been actually sticking
Speaker 1: to spin class and weight class and I guess the
Speaker 1: liquor all balance is how good she's been eating. But
Speaker 1: she's really into this fittest life bullshit, and I'm proud
Speaker 1: that you're I'm gonna tell anybody I'm coining like that,
Speaker 1: but you know, but you've you've really been She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm on class pass, come with me. I have another
Speaker 1: class and grow up on stuff. And I'm just really
Speaker 1: proud that it's something that you're sticking to. And that's
Speaker 1: super awesome. I think fit life is great. And while
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here trying to drop these pounds with my
Speaker 1: thick ass, you are great inspiration. And she brings me
Speaker 1: to her spin classes. Guys, that is something really good.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me tell you how ratchet Mandy is.
Speaker 1: We get to spin class and it's Saturday morning, Hell's kitchen,
Speaker 1: fucking packed house. We got the front seats, so she
Speaker 1: had never been to one. So this is one of
Speaker 1: those like boutique spin classes like the Lights and you know,
Speaker 1: all the fucking high tech thirty dollars A class like
Speaker 1: sh is on points. So I think she didn't know
Speaker 1: what to expect. And so the music starts and he's playing.
Speaker 1: I don't know such. No, it was I'm gonna play you,
Speaker 1: guys this song. That is now the song. Just know that, Mandy,
Speaker 1: here's the music and said he and the fucking Spain
Speaker 1: like goes, that's right, girl, and here we go, and
Speaker 1: and I was, this is the song, guys, this is
Speaker 1: the song, and make you say any people, bitch, listen,
Speaker 1: bitch on that spin thing, I was like moving a
Speaker 1: hold on. You don't even see me danceing it. I
Speaker 1: was moving my shoulders left or right. I was on
Speaker 1: it on that bike. Hey listen, I want you all
Speaker 1: to know, bitch, my ass is huge. So the fact
Speaker 1: that I was able to sit and stand and go
Speaker 1: around on this fucking bike for five minutes, I got
Speaker 1: a big as booty. You look, look it's big. This
Speaker 1: booty was on a bike in spin class. Okay. So
Speaker 1: it was like just super fun and it was great
Speaker 1: cardio and apparently sucking burn mad calories. So it's awesome.
Speaker 1: And so I appreciate you for introducing me to spin
Speaker 1: class and getting me into that. Uh yeah, I got
Speaker 1: a little too like thin from it. So now I
Speaker 1: started lifting weights and actually getting too thin. I wish
Speaker 1: I had these problems. No, it's just like I could
Speaker 1: see my legs were getting weird shape, like things were
Speaker 1: being award, so I had to incorporate other ship, um
Speaker 1: my nice thing. So me and Mandy were actually gonna
Speaker 1: make a whole episode, I mean, a whole current event
Speaker 1: topic about this. But last week Mandy called me and
Speaker 1: was like super stressed out, and I thought she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fun was gonna with you.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm going to Miami, and she was
Speaker 1: making this whole big drama scene about something that people
Speaker 1: think is nothing but can mean so much to girls
Speaker 1: that are even mixed like us. Right, she calls me
Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm going to Miami and I want
Speaker 1: to get braids, and I'm scared of going to work
Speaker 1: with these rights. I literally called her crying. So if
Speaker 1: you guys don't know, I'm in finance right now at
Speaker 1: a fortune company and I am the only black girl
Speaker 1: in my division and the only black girl on the floor. Um,
Speaker 1: and I was going to Miami and I wanted to
Speaker 1: get my hair done, and I literally didn't know if
Speaker 1: it would make them feel uncomfortable. I had never been
Speaker 1: at this level of corporate America, and I was nervous
Speaker 1: to get braids and I was just like, I'm the
Speaker 1: black girl, like I don't want to look like And
Speaker 1: I commend you for I think you went through that
Speaker 1: phase where you were like do I do it or not?
Speaker 1: But I commend you for sticking true to your self.
Speaker 1: I mean, how it's going to go. You got the
Speaker 1: braids and you let her know and they actually liked it,
Speaker 1: although one of my coworkers came up to me and
Speaker 1: decided to tell me a whole story about how when
Speaker 1: she drops her kids off at the Caribbean daycare and
Speaker 1: how do you guys have to bring up great stories
Speaker 1: about the little dude? This is oh wow? Because I
Speaker 1: love Tiger Man. I could have voted for a bomb
Speaker 1: a third time. I'm over it. Anyways, wish I could
Speaker 1: get that dark man. I love getting tan. It was
Speaker 1: it was uncomfortable, but she'd let me have it and
Speaker 1: I felt comfortable. But I think that was great that
Speaker 1: you did it. Anyways, guys, this has been episode four
Speaker 1: of horrible Decisions. I want you guys snow. You can
Speaker 1: catch me on Twitter on Instagram at full Court pumps
Speaker 1: Um and again, if you guys have any stories, if
Speaker 1: you guys have anything that you want to share with us,
Speaker 1: you guys sucked too. You know we want to know.
Speaker 1: Please email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: You can also catch my snap at o G because
Speaker 1: I'm original gangster underscore f VP and we they where
Speaker 1: can they find you? Just on Instagram? Bro, stop showing
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Speaker 1: else how to do, and I can't believe I cried.
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