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Speaker 1: welcome to episode four of Horrible Decisions. It's not about

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Speaker 1: welcome to episode four. We've made this episode four. Um. This,

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Speaker 1: as I'm listening to other podcasts does not seem as

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Speaker 1: But I'm excited that we made it here. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: we had no bitch because ain't nobody got time, because

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get that ass. Well. Anyways, you guys know me.

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Speaker 1: This is Mandy b a k A full core pumps

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Speaker 1: a k A that bitch, and I'm just regular old

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Speaker 1: wheezy w TF. I haven't seen Mandy since our last podcast,

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Speaker 1: know how she was. She was blowing my phone up,

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Speaker 1: but I was in Miami this house we get weight.

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Speaker 1: She was emotional, but I was like, Wheezy, you're calling

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Speaker 1: me like you eating my plussy and you miss it.

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Speaker 1: calling my phone. I said, bitch, I am in Miami

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Speaker 1: when you're like everything is coming down and you're hating yourself.

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Speaker 1: wasn't as great. Yeah, alright, alright, we'll go it. I

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Speaker 1: this new thing. You guys were like, So I was

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Speaker 1: She's never fucking been bro. Oh my god? Wait is this? So? Anyways,

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Speaker 1: tell them about your week and then I'll get into

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Speaker 1: get a proof for a credit check. Motherfucking Toms. You

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Speaker 1: Moving and finding an apartment in New York is literally impossible,

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Speaker 1: a lot of followers that man, why does to write

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Speaker 1: nobody's coming on the way to find I bro. I'm

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Speaker 1: then what floor is it? Six floors? Right? So whatever

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to call him Mr Pussy. I don't

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Speaker 1: my last week weekend. Um, I went to Miami. For

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Speaker 1: I tworked on these niggas. Then the rest of the weekend,

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Speaker 1: So I had some lineup, like some little football niggas,

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Speaker 1: it was wide receivers. So they look like basketball niggas.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting here watching these girls snapchat themselves with bottles

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Speaker 1: and it just wasn't working for me. And then my

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Speaker 1: like ten years. Actually, you know what, I will say,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't even talking about it. It makes me

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Speaker 1: fucking sick. He had a fucking foursome the day before

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Speaker 1: he hung out with me. Oh, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: I feel about that. I'm gonna tell you what. At first,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what did you do last night? He's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: He's like, I went to Avenue I was kicking in.

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Speaker 1: like do I tell this bitch? And he's like, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I don't know. These three girls came home

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Speaker 1: get up. That is the ultimate. But you gotta go.

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Speaker 1: You're not you're not sleeping here. But did you want

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Speaker 1: to do? What? Oh? Are you about to? Oh? What

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Speaker 1: what do you? The nigga will hit you. Sorry a guy,

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Speaker 1: in the morning, like And I looked at it like this, right,

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Speaker 1: that ship got me fucking off, bro. So he's telling

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Speaker 1: looking at me. We're kissing. You're the most consistent lingerie wearer.

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Speaker 1: what for the prettiness? You think? I'm not gonna do what? Dude,

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Speaker 1: I already feel like I'm not that cute, I'm funny,

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Speaker 1: me on. Brof was so hot. Yeah, especially when like

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Speaker 1: gonna lie. I like for guys to send me videos

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Speaker 1: of them sucking other girls, and bit shoppy man when

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Speaker 1: they don't because he'sleft the thumb and her ass? Where

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Speaker 1: is mine? Got getting? So you go sit here and

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Speaker 1: have to be realistic, right, and then it's it's New

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Speaker 1: York dating. We're not talking about in exclusivity. We know

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Speaker 1: we like each other, but to just be honest here,

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Speaker 1: girl plus group sex. Our boyfriend broke up with us.

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Speaker 1: That's another topic. I actually, oh no, the boyfriend broke up.

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Speaker 1: Look how much we've been taught. I haven't talked to you.

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Speaker 1: We might have to catch up more. Um anyway, So

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Speaker 1: And I'm smiling because I know me, and he's told

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Speaker 1: me your story it is golden showers. Oh no, and

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Speaker 1: tell me it was going to be this. I didn't

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Speaker 1: and we pretty much opened up a lot of things

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00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,040
Speaker 1: he always wanted, like to get me the squirt, so

420
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:47,400
Speaker 1: he conquered that finally. Um. But then he actually asked

421
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 1: me if I would piss on him, And this to

422
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,240
Speaker 1: me was just super like. It didn't turn me on,

423
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,360
Speaker 1: but because I'm a pleaser, I was like, Okay, if

424
00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 1: that's what you want it if someone like to. But

425
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,160
Speaker 1: that's so that's what he wanted. So the first time

426
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 1: we actually did it was in Vegas. Um. He came

427
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 1: over to my room and it was a fucking bomb

428
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 1: mass sweet and ship and we just had fun. And

429
00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 1: so he was like, you don't piss on me any time.

430
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,639
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I said, I've never done this before,

431
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: so you just gotta work with me. So anyway, are

432
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 1: you gonna piss on me this time? Listen how you drunk?

433
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm just going, how does this work? How does this?

434
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 1: We do it on my bed? So we okay, so

435
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 1: we fucked in the middle of He's like, okay, so hot,

436
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm ready. She's really undressing in here, guys, I would

437
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna put it on snaps um. But yeah,

438
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 1: he was like, um yeah, like I need you that

439
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 1: he saw me. So what we did was we actually

440
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: moved from the bed to the shower, and when I

441
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: moved to the shot where he pretty much sat down

442
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: and wanted me to piss on his chest area to

443
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 1: where I guess it was on a shower. It yeah,

444
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 1: so literally, mind you, we had already got through fucking

445
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: and stuff, so I'm like, okay, okay, okay, So I'm

446
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: literally at this point like okay, I guess I'm gonna

447
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 1: stand over on top of you. Mine He's sitting in

448
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,959
Speaker 1: the shower and I'm like, okay, I'll stand over you.

449
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 1: Wait wait how tall He's six eleven. I'm five one.

450
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 1: So at this point I'm standing over him and he's

451
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: like playing with my clay and like, oh baby, baby,

452
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 1: piss pissed for me, And I'm just like you, it's

453
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: a little much better now. So I'm like, it's not

454
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 1: coming out, mind you. He didn't. He didn't filled me

455
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: with sack and all this ship at this time, and

456
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: he didn't say it some nasty ship like maybe I

457
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 1: want you to squirt and come in a cup so

458
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 1: I can mix it with sack and drinking. He's a

459
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 1: nasty ass. So listen. I'm like, it's not coming out.

460
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: It's not coming out. He was like, okay, go get

461
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 1: another drink. So I run back to the room. I'm serious, No,

462
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,400
Speaker 1: I run back to the room and I take a shot.

463
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: I said, okay, so it's now at this point, my

464
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 1: bladder is full, but my mom, we're on. The shower

465
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: wasn't on until after. Yeah, the shower was not on

466
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 1: until after. So at this point I'm just like okay, okay, okay, okay,

467
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 1: it wants to come out. But it's not coming. So

468
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: he was like, we'll go stand on top of the

469
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: toilet first, like you're gonna piss, and then hold it

470
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: and then come back. So that's literally what I had

471
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: to do to get it out. And then I want

472
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: to started coming out and came out really black man.

473
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: He is I do want with dreads because we love

474
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: to say wps and most things that I will talk

475
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 1: about it, it's some white people ship, but not this one. No,

476
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: he's black half because every time I'll tell you about

477
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: some nah, that's what you're getting white boys. No, he's yeah,

478
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: he's black, um, and we're super into it. And then

479
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: we like showered and then went back into it again. Yeah,

480
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,439
Speaker 1: I know he's super right, and it is just I

481
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,679
Speaker 1: just you know what, this is exactly what my answers

482
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 1: is wanting. They wanted us to explore all this kind

483
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: of ship and they're like, you's thin white people. Just

484
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: let everyone this is great. Anyway, I wanted to talk

485
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 1: about this kink because I wanted to like kind of

486
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,199
Speaker 1: dig into why do you think people enjoy it? I

487
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: think to me, I don't know. I think it's a

488
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: humiliation practice. Well, and not only that, I will tell

489
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 1: you he is one of those who is like, make

490
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,400
Speaker 1: me your bitch. I want to be your bitch. So

491
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: he's one of those to wear and you know, I'm

492
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: the dominant one in bed. So I love when of

493
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: Nigga left me. Oh yeah, be my bitch, you nasty bitch.

494
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: Like that's the type of ship that I really like

495
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:31,239
Speaker 1: and I like especially he's six eleven, He's towering over me.

496
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 1: He's huge. He's dominant in his career and like, so

497
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: for me if I dominant in his career being an

498
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 1: accountant now, so yeah, like to me, like I get

499
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: off by guys allowing me like to be they the

500
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: dominant role. Anyways, that was the kick of the week

501
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: and I enjoy you bringing that up. You ain't shit.

502
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: Um But anyways, so before I get into the horrible

503
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: decision discussion of the week, UM, I want to go

504
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: ahead if you guys follow me on Twitter, um at

505
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: full core pumps. You know, I went ahead and posted

506
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: a pole and this was based on our conversation for today.

507
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: So the question the poll was which app has gotten

508
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: you the most sex? And the options were Tender, Twitter, Instagram,

509
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 1: and other. And it looks like Twitter is the winner.

510
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,959
Speaker 1: With about and this is out of a little um

511
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: hundred votes. Seriously, Yeah, Twitter got the most. And I

512
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: think it's maybe because you feel more connected to the

513
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 1: person because you're following them, you're hearing maybe they're person someone. Wait, yes,

514
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: you say the name, we can believe it. Okay, maybe

515
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: you haven't. Thank you. See she was ready to tell

516
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: all hotels about me sucking on a bed with someone

517
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: when I was sixteen. But I think, you know, I

518
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 1: think it's because you're more of a meet a guy

519
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: in the club type of girl than meet a guy

520
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: on fine um ways, yet, so Twitter was the winner.

521
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 1: That was interesting. Instagram actually came in last with nine,

522
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: which was absolutely very because I feel like y'all love

523
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: him a little Instagram models. So y'all sucking them holes

524
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: off on Instagram? I'm thinking it was Twitter. Was he

525
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: he was through me? That doesn't count. He was he

526
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: was through me. Okay, dude, that's not literally. I made

527
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: y'all following each other, but that's not technically. Meeting on

528
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: Twitter is not not no, that is the segue. Yes,

529
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 1: it is y If you if you know who somebody

530
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: is because of Twitter, and you fucked him, then you

531
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: met on Twitter, you met him through me? You want

532
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: that credit so that you know you did which if

533
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: you want anyways? Um so what I kind of wanted

534
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: to do before we also got into the horrible decision.

535
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to go through and maybe see

536
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: if you ever were a part of it or if

537
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: you did it. By the way, Wheezy is still undressing

538
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: in this Dude, it is hot and like, I don't

539
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: even know she was literally undressing while we record our

540
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: pocket it. I cannot. I don't know if I'm going

541
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: through menopause. I got sucked so good that like I

542
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,199
Speaker 1: want to keep taking my clothes off. I feel like

543
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: sex today. I sucked so much dick last night I

544
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: thought my fucking lips were gonna fall up. And all

545
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: he does is eat the best pussy. I'd just be

546
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: looking at him, like, is it okay? Real quick? I

547
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: have to ask, does the dick game match the tongue game?

548
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: We went down on each other like fifteen times? Okay,

549
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: and we fuye so to me okay, wait wait wait

550
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait? Good with heads their connection

551
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: during sex. But I think both of us don't want

552
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: to use a condom. But we just don't know each

553
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: other that well, and I think that sucks it up.

554
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't know to me if a guy is really

555
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: really really good with head, I just know it's going

556
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,479
Speaker 1: to be mediocre. I mean, he makes me come when

557
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: he sucks me, but we don't fuck it long like

558
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: I just the second is sucking me. I want to

559
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 1: taste him again, and I do want to want you

560
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: guys to know. This guy that she's bringing up she

561
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,959
Speaker 1: met on Bumble, which is a dating apple. She is

562
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: meeting guys not only on Tender but now on Bumble.

563
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm just starting out with it because well we'll go

564
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: old school real quick. So I think, Um, that's the

565
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: horrible decision this week. If you don't the horrible decision,

566
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: I just walked back and I'm so sorry that I'm

567
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: the horrible decision. You have a wedding ring on your finger,

568
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 1: and I feel really bad about it. She's terrible. Anyways, UM,

569
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 1: let me ask you. Have you ever talked to a

570
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: guy or met guys? You remember the phone line that

571
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: you used to have to call? Yeah? Did you ever

572
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: meet anyone but guys that I knew? Said that they

573
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: always kept sucking these chunky girls. That sounded sexy at

574
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: I definitely remember that being the thing, and then after that,

575
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: I believe it was black Planet in my space days, which,

576
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: by the way, I want you all to know. Me

577
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: and Weasley was famous as ship on my space. We

578
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: have listen, we had the little glitter bit mode. They

579
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: weren't even what were they calling bit ups or something.

580
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't having sex that early though, so

581
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: like my space is I'm serious you had sex at

582
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: least sixteen we was on. Yeah, there wasn't no scene,

583
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: it was there. Yes, bitch, I had my Space since

584
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: the middle school. Bitch by high school. We was in

585
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: the clubs and our whole my Space motherfuckers thought we

586
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: was over time. I feel like I was too young

587
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 1: for that. I wasn't meeting dudes fun on my Space. No, no,

588
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: no, no no, we were just meeting not that I do now. No,

589
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: we were just meeting people on my space. I think

590
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: I swear ship. You haven't listened to me. You have

591
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: a whole page. I meet guys on tender that I

592
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: want to start dating. I don't necessarily just want sex,

593
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: and that's you know what. That's probably why I'm feeling

594
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: so weird about last night because I didn't expect that

595
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: to happen. Well, I wish we had a little cool

596
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: like do do do horrible decision? I guess we can

597
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: get into that um for you. I guess she had

598
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: the horrible decision clearly. Wait is this now like you're

599
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: three to one? Are you just super horrible three? You're

600
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: having a ton of stories that she's like, Hey, this

601
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: is this week, we're gonna talk about this. Except for

602
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: the threesome. Everything else was like pastor, Dude, I've a lot,

603
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: so I'm jealous. How much time do we get in

604
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: the studio? No, we have another time. I'm gonna tell

605
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: you the worst story and I'm gonna try to make

606
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: it quick because so fucking embarrassing and long and dramatic.

607
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: Please edit it to we're we can get out of here.

608
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: Years ago before, I was living in New York and

609
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: working for the company I work where I was a

610
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: wild ass bitch. Come to New York. Meet this guy

611
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:38,959
Speaker 1: on line Tinder and his name was with the fucking

612
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: crazy eyes. He had some really, really weird eyes. I

613
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: don't know why I even swept him right. I think

614
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: you just look fun and like you got sucked up.

615
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: So he hits me up about midnight. He's like, Yo,

616
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: I'm in Williamsburg. Come, I'm gonna get you an uber.

617
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm tjaying at the spot Baby's all right, which I

618
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: go to all the time. Now you've been No, that's right,

619
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: it's it's in Williamsburg. But you know, I don't kind

620
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: of Brooklyn accept record has got an empire care like

621
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: I live in the bronx b X old day Sun.

622
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: So I was staying with my cousin and queens of time.

623
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: I come down to Williamsburg and this dude, I guess

624
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: he didn't realize I was coming, and he's really really

625
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: fucked up. He's sweating, like looks crazy, and I'm like, yo,

626
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: are you good? And he's like, I'm gonna keep it

627
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: real like I didn't know you were coming here, and

628
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: I popped his sucking Molly, do you want something now?

629
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: At the time, of course, she was like, bitch, hell

630
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: yet I didn't. This is now. I was doing all

631
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: that ship when I was first raving getting into EBC,

632
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: but I stopped because it was such a shitty feeling

633
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: your body gets and it's awful. So I told him no.

634
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: He's like, all right, no problem, Now an hour goes

635
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: by him and his friends are all on it. They

636
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: look fine. I'm like, you know what, probably not going

637
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: to die from this. So I'm like, you know, it's

638
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: been a minute, it's been a few years. Can you

639
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: mix it up in a drink or something for me.

640
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,239
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, yeahah, sure, I'm gonna have some more

641
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: to Actually, he makes a sprite mixes it comes back.

642
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: He's like, where is it? I drank it. He's like,

643
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: that was for me, you and Mike, and I said

644
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: enough for three people. Who the fuck is Mike? Well,

645
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: if boy didn't I find out. So I'm freaking out

646
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: right now. I'm having a panic attacks. He's like, dude,

647
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: this is really strong, and I'm really really scared right

648
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I'm a ship in my pants,

649
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: which on Molly you kind of do, You're I've never

650
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: shipped on Molly. I just get really anyway, So it's

651
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: like a coffee you know, you're like you did trenaline anyway.

652
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: So I'm freaking out and now I could feel that.

653
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: He's like listen and he's talking me through it. He's like,

654
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna come up really bad, and then it's gonna

655
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: be done. It's gonna be a really bad come up,

656
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: and I'm freaking out, like you know what, I'm gonna

657
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: go throw it up. I go downstairs in the bathroom

658
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: and it's in the basement and it's shitty. It's fucking flooding.

659
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, bits, just make it work. I did,

660
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: so I did. Make are so skinny. Now the gym, bitch.

661
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. When you throw up like I guess,

662
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: it hits you harder. So all I know is, bitch,

663
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm about to pass out. So I hear somebody behind

664
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: me like, girly, okay, I'm like what and my eyes

665
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: are shaking so hard from this fucking drug. I don't

666
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: know what's going on. I'm like, who are you? He's like,

667
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: am I what? He's like, come on, I was sent

668
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: down here. He told me to come come help you out.

669
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm a really good drug coach. What a drug coach? Coach?

670
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: Drug coach. He's like, I'm gonna talk you through it.

671
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: He's like, come on, do you want me to talk right?

672
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: And now my face is so funked up I can't

673
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: even talk anymore. I'm like, yeah, I want you to

674
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: talk because it did. It was nice to hear somebody

675
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: talking to me. He's like, what do you want to

676
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: talk about? What do you like? I'm like I don't know,

677
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: and then he says the magic words do you like Beyonce?

678
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: And I look up at him and I still can't talk.

679
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm like yes. He's like, okay, I could saying you

680
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: want me to say. I'm like He's like, okay, Oh, Beyonce,

681
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: new Beyonce. Some other fucker started singing saying my name

682
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 1: for like fifteen minutes. So you're crouched down in the

683
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: basement bathroom in Brooklyn, say maybe I love you. He

684
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: sings the ship out of this song and it ends

685
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: up waking me up out of this and I feel better.

686
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: Come upstairs. We're dancing me ever a great time. So

687
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: now I'm feeling good to come up. Was over. Alex

688
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: comes up to me and he's like, hey, you having fun?

689
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: Do you want to come back to my place? Have

690
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: some drinks? Whatever? I have a super dope loft. It's

691
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: only a block away. Awesome. Now what do I think

692
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: of when I hear the word lost? I think big

693
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: open space. When I hear lost, I think of Tommy's

694
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: apartment in power. I don't know if you watch Oh

695
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: my God Tommy's Lost. Yeah, like you think of this big.

696
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: So he's like, yeah, it's like almost two stories, like

697
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: it's it's amazing. I was like, I can't wait. So

698
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: we get to his place. He opens the door and

699
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: they first this is a tender date. Okay. The first

700
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: thing that happens. There's a girl in tears. It's fashion week,

701
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: fucking black mascaret coming down her. I's like, dude, I'm

702
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: falling off the fucking wagon. Bro. He drops his ship.

703
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: He runs over to this girl. She's like she's a horror,

704
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: She's a hord. And I'm like, what is happening? Right?

705
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: And so fashion week I mentioned because his girl roommate

706
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: is dating a model that is in town for fashion

707
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: week and it's sucking all the photographers. So she's like,

708
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm falling off the wagon. I'm falling off the wagon.

709
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: So I haven't even said allow yet, and I said, um,

710
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: like how cool. It's like no, dude, like heroin and

711
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: I was like, I have to get out of here.

712
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: I am base level and this bitch is this is

713
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: past it. You are a master player if you are

714
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: what dude, I'm freaking out. So now I'm so fucked

715
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: up and I'm scared, and I'm like, you know what,

716
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: let me have a glass of water, let me chill.

717
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: And I'm feeling bad because the girl's crying, and so

718
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: then this like maternal thing comes to me where I

719
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 1: want to hug her. So I'm looking around and then

720
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought you lived in a loft. He's like,

721
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: this is a loft. So I look up and there's

722
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: these four treehouse looking things like blocks in the corners

723
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: right like bump beds where people can sleep. And I'm like,

724
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: you're not telling me people sleep there, do you? And

725
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, mine's on the left. He has like

726
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: a hostile Wait is this like, this is a loft

727
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: where four people living, four people on beds. Dude, I

728
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 1: am judging the fun Also, I'm judging. I'm honiness man.

729
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: He was thirty four years old to swear to This

730
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: is why you can't fuck white boys in Brooklyn. They

731
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: are tatted up with man buns. So anyway, I love

732
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: man buns. Oh my god, Joakim Noah. Actually, and I

733
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: just want to segue this into the k of the

734
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: Week because this kind of happens. I'm gonna go pretty fast.

735
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: I really sucked up whatever. It's about six thirty am.

736
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 1: You know you're coming down. We're laughing. The heroine girl

737
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: passed out, and so I'm like, you know what, I

738
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: need to get to bed. I'm not really feeling good.

739
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you could smoke or do you

740
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: have benadroll or something. He's like, let me go get

741
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: my stash. He comes back with the Chipotle bag. And

742
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: the only reason I tell you that is because the

743
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: Chipotle bag is a very large bag. And he rolls

744
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 1: it out on the table and all of these drugs

745
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: come out, and you know this is WPS. They had

746
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: every color. I saw something gray, pink, white, green. I

747
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: am like, dude, I just want Zanex. So he's like,

748
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: all right, I have a bunch of pills. I don't

749
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: know what they are, so pill identifier. So here. I

750
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 1: am tired. It's so seven am now googling what is this?

751
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like texting my friends. I'm like, dude, I

752
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: need to get my life together again. I'm texting my mom.

753
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, I love you. She's like, get home now.

754
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: I don't even live with my mom, so anyway, he

755
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: gets to me, nix I take two so I'm not

756
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: saying in the bed and I'm like, wow, this feel

757
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: really strong. What is this? He's like, oh, dude, that

758
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: might be the ambient was about all right, So if

759
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: you guys don't know, an ambient is like one of

760
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 1: the strongest sleeping kills you can take. People have died

761
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: in car incidents from sleepwalker. Like that is so strong.

762
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna die. Like,

763
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: just lay it down and you'll be fine. I lay down.

764
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: We're chilling in his treehouse. He's not trying to sun me.

765
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: He's actually being really nice. I'm wait, real quick, I

766
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: I love the growth from a loft to a treehouse.

767
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: It was in there. I can't even expec I've never

768
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: even seen, I'm really aware from a loft in Brooklyn

769
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: two stories. It was a two story loft with for

770
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: treehouse bunk beds. It's not a treehouse. I'm sorry, it's

771
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 1: just that they're bunk beds. But like, I'm I don't

772
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: know how I got up there. Wait, did you real quick?

773
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: Before you even get to the ending, I have to

774
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: know did you fund this guy? Oh? Good, because bench

775
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: if you pund the nigg who sleep on a bunk bed.

776
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: We was about to in this friendship better than its okay.

777
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: So I am in there and you know I can't

778
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: get home. Actually fashion Week is February, so it's a

779
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: sucking blizzard. Dude. It was crazy and I was sucked up,

780
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: and he didn't make me feel uncomfortable. I just wanted

781
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: to get my head down and go to bed. So

782
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: I have to go to the bathroom and we're up

783
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: there and this ambient is hitting me so strong that

784
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: I can't move my body anymore. And so I'm like, um,

785
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: can you help me? Like I need to go down.

786
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: I need to go to the bathroom. And he's like, go,

787
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna make it downstairs. He's like, dude,

788
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: just per right here. Man. Wait he ware, he ware,

789
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: where are you in his apartment, in his trayhouse, in

790
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: his law and where did he tell you to be in? Wait? Wait, wait, wait,

791
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: let me get it out. So I started laughing. I

792
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: didn't he have plastic on the bed? I don't know. No,

793
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: no he didn't. So he said it and he's like, look,

794
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: I can't get up because she took him too He's like,

795
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: I can't get up, just pe. So now I'm laughing right,

796
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like too, and I'm knocking a pe right here.

797
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: So I'm so fucked up that I'm laughing so hard.

798
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: If you start peeing, you're a nasty bitch. You Wait,

799
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: you were you and him were just laying in your pe. Wait. Honestly,

800
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: I remember feeling a little pie come out, but it

801
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: wasn't full stream, like it didn't wet the bed, but

802
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: shut up, it could have been a squirt. Are we

803
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: not go confused too? So I wake up right, it's

804
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: like four o'clock in the morning and I can hear

805
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: people four o'clock in the afternoon. I'm sorry, it was

806
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: like eight and we went to bit. We're lucky after dude.

807
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: I look at my phone and I got like three tags.

808
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: One is Nigga as you did. My mom is like,

809
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: if you don't call me back, I'm calling the police.

810
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: And then the other one is from like Vinnie and

811
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: he's like, bitch, thank god I got find my friends

812
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: on Like that's how bad it was. So I don't

813
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: remember much, but I remember like meeting him and you

814
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: know all that. I don't remember the last tidbits. So

815
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: I get up about to crawl it down the stairs

816
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why are my pants sticking to me?

817
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: Then you're disgusting, so whatever, I had to get the

818
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: funk out of there. Long story short, I grabbed some

819
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,280
Speaker 1: pants over his left. Mind there, get on the subway

820
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: and this is my first time like walk shaming in

821
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: New York and I don't even funk. That's the worst part.

822
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: So then I'm looking at this girl, she's looking at

823
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: me in the train, and I'm like really looking embarrassed,

824
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: you know, and She's like, welcome to Brooklyn girl, And

825
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you, dude. It was one of

826
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: the worst, I mean, obviously the worst tender data that

827
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: that was definitely uh do you know that next day

828
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: he hit me up and he was like, hey, do

829
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: you want to go to out putting on my hair?

830
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: Else out put How do you mean he liked you

831
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 1: the fact that you could lay in your own piss

832
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: with him till four in the afternoon. I didn't know.

833
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: This is my fucking soul mate. She pissed in my

834
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: bed and we slept. Honestly, I would tell you this,

835
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: I will come in this guy because he obviously knew.

836
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was gonna get that fucked up.

837
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: I hadn't done that in a long time. And on

838
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: top of that, he could have really sucked me over.

839
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: And I shouldn't have went to his apartment number one,

840
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: number two. There were three other people in there. I mean,

841
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: but you knowing people are nicer than that. I feel like,

842
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: you know, I don't trying to die in an artistic loft.

843
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: You know, like you're just gonna like sing some coomb

844
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: bie on some pots. See, we're two different people because

845
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: you meet a Brooklyn guy, he has a man bun

846
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: and he lives an artistic loft. I meet a guy

847
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, but she's in Brown's Belle and it's just different.

848
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: It's brown Bitch is the projects? Okay, like it's the

849
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: projects and which I'm not going over there. No, I

850
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: never even heard of. I do get my hair done

851
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 1: in the hood in Brooklyn, and I will say every

852
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: time I go there, where do you go? Crown Heights?

853
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 1: Um your revenue and there's a bunch of Jamaica spotifying.

854
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 1: I think that's how you go. It's Roger's a church

855
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: a stop. Is that not close to Crown Heights? Okay, Well,

856
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: all I know is they have road t shops and

857
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: the Chinese the Chinese spots got chick can wait and

858
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: and I cannot. So let me ask you, Well, I

859
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: guess I don't have any tender stories that I use

860
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: tender to date. So I use tender literally to be normal.

861
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: So I meet on my regular my regular guys on

862
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: but I just want to say the N word all

863
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: the time. I'm trying to limit myself. We're trying to

864
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: get all the people's listening. Um but um, you know.

865
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 1: So when I'm on Tender, like I used the whole,

866
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: I don't have an I G. And it's literally because

867
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: so when I'm in the podcast, when I meet guys

868
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: at this point of I guess I could save my

869
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 1: life and my status. So not to toot my own horn,

870
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: but when I meet guys on either Instagram or Twitter,

871
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: I'm approached differently, kind of on a selebt. I'm not

872
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: a celeb and I don't want to say that, but

873
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: I have a lot of followers. They know that I modeled,

874
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: I was a blogger. They know that you know I'm

875
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: around certain people, and so I'm literally approached differently as

876
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 1: far as when I meet people on Tender, I can

877
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: be like I work in finance and absolutely, you know,

878
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: I like bar hopping. I don't need someone to think

879
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: they have to take me to a fucking seven star

880
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: restaurant or anything like that. So they got that, they

881
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: got seven I don't know, and diamond bitch, diamond star

882
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: whatever whole. I know in Dubaia it's a diamond hotel.

883
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: I don't anyway, I don't need to be fans. I don't,

884
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: okay whatever, I am a cook, um bitch um. So yeah,

885
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: So when I'm on Tinder, I really use it to

886
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: um go on dates. And unfortunately I've come to find

887
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 1: out that I think they're just mad socially awkward as motherfucker.

888
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't had an awesome you have and

889
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: I haven't maybe because we're well a lot of things.

890
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: When I'm on vacation, I travel a lot, and so

891
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: you know, like I remember when I went to Berlin,

892
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: I was just like looking at hey, do you want

893
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: to go me to this bar? What's fun? That's really fun?

894
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: But now I do. Tinder is the closest thing. People

895
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: always tell me I'm crazy. Anybody that mid thirties or

896
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: just kind of wasn't in that scene of online dating

897
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: will say like, oh my god, are just scared you're

898
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: gonna die. I'm just scared someone's gonna find you and

899
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: kill you. Look, I know them just as well as

900
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: I do from meeting someone in a bar the first second, right,

901
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: and Tender is the closest thing, especially for a busy

902
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: New Yorker. Too much goddamn ship going on. I don't

903
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: really have time to be going out during the weekdays

904
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: when locals go out, I don't have time. So Tender

905
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: is the closest thing to first sight kind of match,

906
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: you know, I mean. And on top of that, I I

907
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: feel like it's I can google you and stuff before

908
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 1: we go out. I know a little bit about you.

909
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I guess you do. Know. They're probably

910
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: the company and their first thing that's happening to me

911
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: now is I realized that Tinder is turning into more

912
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: of a sex thing. I'm not. That's not turning into

913
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: that apparently, And this is what all of my Twitter

914
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: followers were telling me today. Tender is like grinder. Grinder

915
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: is the gay app um for guys to hook up,

916
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: and that's totally what they do on their and Tender

917
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: was the straight version of that, and apparently my friends

918
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: were all like, that's what tender is for for hookups.

919
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: And I'm literally the one who on the Grinder is

920
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: proximity from feet, like five feet. You know, somebody's like

921
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 1: they don't know if they're upstairs downstairs. Tender tells you

922
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: a mile two miles. Tinder does the same thing, yeah,

923
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: but not only that. Like, I'm literally the one on

924
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: Tinder with if you want to hook up, swipe left,

925
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: like I don't. You don't want to be You have

926
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: a podcast called Horrible Decision. I'm trying to find love.

927
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: I think, I think, and so this is my way

928
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: to meet regular guys like, oh my god, you're funniest too,

929
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: Like I really want to meet I have and to

930
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: me Instagram and Twitter. They're just now that I have

931
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: more fans that follow me and I don't want to

932
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: be taken out by someone who can literally tell me

933
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: my whole life. Guys, when I tell snaps stories, say

934
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: it funny. You know on Snap a lot of you

935
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: are telling me to do this podcast because you loved

936
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: my Snap stories. I used to snap walking downstairs and be

937
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I don't never a guy

938
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: in a walk up and she's walking down wing. You know,

939
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: he lives on Rivington, I would be living. So now

940
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 1: they both got to walk up each other's apartments. Terrible.

941
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: Well listen. So speaking of snap and our followers, So

942
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: I actually had a guy sent me his tender story

943
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: and I thought those that was really funny to to share.

944
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: Mind you, I might have to read a little slow

945
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: because his writing wasn't that great, so I know I

946
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: gotta read it. Well. Um, so this is from one

947
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 1: of my um snapchat followers. Shout out to Big Willie.

948
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: Shout out to Big Willie. So this is his tender

949
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: story and this is I was like, oh my god,

950
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 1: this is so ratchet. Okay, but this is his tender story. Um.

951
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: I met this bad little Red last That's how I

952
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: probably know. But anyways, I met this bad reading now

953
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: let me read it. I know where to, you know.

954
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: So I met this bad little red on tender last summer.

955
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: We started texting and face timing and things were cool.

956
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: First date, we hit cheesecake factory and I thought I

957
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: hit the come up for real. So at the next

958
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: few weeks past, things were cool, but I could see

959
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: her getting softer and corny and her responses and we

960
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: hadn't even I'm guessing that means maybe she was catching

961
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: feelings like to me with her responses um, and we

962
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: hadn't even fucked yet. But I ignored it because that

963
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: ass was fat. So one night she hit me like,

964
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: I want to cuddle. Of course we all want to

965
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: come up, and of course my ears are up, and

966
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: a brother had a fresh lineup and car had just

967
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: been detailed, so I would we get to the house,

968
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: and she was fascinated by the view and how my

969
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: spot looked. I think he really liked. But this is

970
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: the catch, This is the catch. You ready for this part? No,

971
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: I knew it was time, so we laid around and

972
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: I got Cisco unleashed the dragon, playing let's play the

973
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: song setting the mood. This is his album title. I

974
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: don't think, I mean, what what are you saying? Step No,

975
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: that's Drew Hill right, Oh, I'm thinking of Drew Hill,

976
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: though not Cisco. I don't know one that's not as

977
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 1: the song song. Oh this is oh okay, this was

978
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: set the mood. Oh, that was set the man. If

979
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: this ship comes on, you know what I'm saying. And

980
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: then You're like, wait, what's happening. Wait, let's just well

981
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: maybe he started with the thong song and when it's

982
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: the other one. Anyways, so he said, once I've seen

983
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:46,280
Speaker 1: she wasn't wearing panties. Damn bit she liked me. I

984
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: made I made my move. She turned it up fast

985
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: and hopped on an inward and started look at me

986
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: and ship, I'm ready. And she gets down to the dick.

987
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: She was holding it like an oscar. I just knew

988
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: it was time. Next thing, I know, what's your guest?

989
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: What's bit it? Use the teeth? You're ready? Next thing? Where?

990
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: Next thing? I know? I hear my door being beat on. Hold.

991
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 1: I tried to ignore this. Listen, no bitch. I tried

992
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: to ignore it it but after the tenth knock bec

993
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: I hopped up because it was too late for Jehovah's

994
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: witnesses to be knocking on the door. That it was

995
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: her boyfriend at my door stand some little lass guy

996
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: about four ten are you ready? And four kids? And

997
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: I asked, what's going on? It's four am? Who are you?

998
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: He says? My wife is here. I see it on

999
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: my find my iPhone. This bird peeks around the corner

1000
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: and Brod goes off and tries to run in my crib.

1001
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: I stop him, close my door, tell Shorty to get

1002
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: her ship, and before she gets out, she offers to

1003
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: finish me off. So of course I the mouth and

1004
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: blocked her. When the family drove off, shake my damn hose,

1005
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: tender hose. Wow yeah, um, that's a story dance real.

1006
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna lie. First of all, find

1007
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: my iPhone does work. Second, off, if you if you

1008
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: feel like you're He said that they were seeing each

1009
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,720
Speaker 1: other already. So if you feel like your wife is cheating,

1010
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,399
Speaker 1: niggas can get obsessive. And the kids. With the kids,

1011
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: it's just four, I am. You can't leave the kids

1012
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: in a half. I've had some No, I've never in

1013
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: a and I've dealt with guy had a fortunately who

1014
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,919
Speaker 1: have girlfriends and other things and which I never even

1015
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: had a wife called my phone my nigga is good

1016
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: with a cheat, and I guess I don't know. I

1017
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: ain't never no wife, no girlfriend nosing him. I'm coming

1018
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: to you as a woman who who has time for that.

1019
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: I do wanna talk about one more thing about tender

1020
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: that I think a lot of people are curious about

1021
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: with um dude. I can't stop thinking about this dick

1022
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 1: last night. I'm so embarrassed, Like you don't understand because

1023
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 1: she's in love with bumbled dick right now, bumble tongue bubble,

1024
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: what do we call her? Love boy? I go with it,

1025
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: bumble boy. You know what it was. Let me tell

1026
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: you what happened after he ate my pussy and I

1027
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,760
Speaker 1: came for the third time last night. I was sitting

1028
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: there and we're watching TV and like we're done, and

1029
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: so I go on one side and he pulls me

1030
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: back and starts kissing me. I'm telling you that I

1031
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: needed him to leave. You have to do the cuddle,

1032
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: the pool in the spooning, and it gets us. And

1033
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: then it hit me that I haven't had someone touched

1034
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 1: me like bro. Her eyes are watering. Guys, someone get

1035
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: the fucking tissues. She's about to cry. Bro, I'm having

1036
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: a rough week. I'm not to know. This is why

1037
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: I want to cut off and model guy, because I

1038
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: need this affection in my life and I'm sick of

1039
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 1: just having bodies. I'm you're crying in your brawl with

1040
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 1: gym shoes, and I cannot be right now. I'm really cute.

1041
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: There's a tear coming in my face, Like, y'all, she's

1042
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: really putting on her shirt right now, holding the tears back.

1043
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: I am just I don't know why I'm crying. It's

1044
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: like a fucking reflex. But it's not even him, you

1045
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: know what it is. I just realized and I'm so

1046
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 1: ashamed that you're done being a horror Oh I think

1047
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: I want a boyfriend. You two guys, can we can

1048
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: we have a show called Horrible Decisions if we have boyfriends? Yeah? No,

1049
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: Look the sound guys like no, producers like no bid?

1050
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: How much more can you be with a boyfriend? Well,

1051
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: I guess you guys can have threesomes? You're into that.

1052
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sayful. I'm okay with being no monogmous. Well,

1053
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: I definitely want to actually, and I'll tell you I

1054
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: don't care what you doing, and I wean somebody does

1055
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: that for me. Dude. I went to work today on

1056
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: a fucking cloud, and then the second I sat down,

1057
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm single. Like that

1058
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: ship wasn't normal. That was one time and it really

1059
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: fucked with me. And I think that's why I got

1060
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: so emotional if they had nothing to do with him,

1061
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: he just had everything to do because it felt genuine

1062
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: and I don't think he wanted to leave my place.

1063
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: He asked me like two times, like do you want

1064
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: me to go? Like he wasn't sure, and like I'm

1065
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: sitting here telling her like in our text messages like

1066
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: this motherfucker must be magical. That's the word I used.

1067
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: I said, he has to be magical. I don't know

1068
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: what's wing well, no, and it's crazy and he still

1069
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: holding my arm. And I met this guy on tender

1070
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: and I'm literally like going back and forth between wanta

1071
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: hop on your dick to well do you cuddle? Well?

1072
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: Are you looking for a girlfriend? Let me see a

1073
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: picture of your hands, yo, dick s I'm a corny

1074
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: sweet person, like I'm a slooty sensitive bit like literally

1075
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: with him, I want to be like, Okay, I want

1076
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 1: to know that we can have a real conversation and

1077
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: enjoy each other's company outside of sex. And it's like

1078
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: sex is a big thing for me as far as dating,

1079
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: but it's like I really want to date, like, but

1080
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: I'm also the type that if we vibe in and

1081
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,919
Speaker 1: we fun on the first night I could still maybe

1082
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: see my sub cuff and you liter on. Because I'm

1083
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: a person, I don't want to sit here and wait

1084
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: three months. I'm head over here with you because you

1085
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: send me Good Morning Texas every morning and we don't

1086
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: even know all that. Just be honest. I don't need

1087
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: the text MS bullshit. Last night I got spanked. I

1088
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: throw fussed, he ate my pussy tail. I cried, he

1089
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,840
Speaker 1: licked my asshole and then like touched my face and

1090
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: I was going to sleep for you kidding me. Get

1091
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: the pluck out of my apartment. I couldn't even do it.

1092
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: I am like, you know what it is. I think

1093
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: it's just my berad on this one. It's well, I

1094
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: don't know I have a birth control the cycle is.

1095
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: This is what I have to ask. Oh, so you're

1096
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: not bleeding because but you haven't said he ate your

1097
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: pussy and this is so I'm like his wings. You

1098
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: know that's what it's called, right, That's what it's called.

1099
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk. It's like if if a

1100
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: guy eats your pussy while you on your period, they

1101
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: get wings. You get it, like tampon wings, they get

1102
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: their red wings. I know exactly what I say, I

1103
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: think it's girls. I won't even want to cuddle with

1104
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: a guy when I'm on period, but I don't. Well,

1105
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: I've heard of guys being okay because they're like, it

1106
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: don't come out the click, the blood come out the

1107
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: other part. I've had men say that to me too, either,

1108
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: So gross if a guy. If I'm sitting here killing

1109
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: with a guy, clearly we're not married, we're not together.

1110
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: If you want to fuck me on my period, get

1111
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: the funk out of my house because you are nasty nigga,

1112
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: and I'm nasty, but you neasty. Oh my god, I

1113
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: am not here, okay, but this is in my birth control.

1114
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: This is the week where I should be and my

1115
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: girls bleeding and we're syanked up. Dude, I swear to god,

1116
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm sucking the wind blows and I mean fucking tears

1117
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: like I hate birth control. I don't want to get pregnant,

1118
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: but at the same time, I cry my eyes out

1119
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 1: every five seconds. Um. Yeah, I'm being super emotional about this, dude.

1120
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do it. Suck somebody else and it

1121
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: doesn't work. I bet you're gonna suck someone else and

1122
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: it's gonna be whack. As you're gonna be like, I

1123
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: just wasted a body. Why did I do this? And

1124
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: then you're gonna be really emotional and I don't mean

1125
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,879
Speaker 1: you calling me. I just wanted. I hate being a girl.

1126
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 1: I don't even wear a sneakers when I be like

1127
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: I went and got my hair done yesterday. Do you

1128
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 1: know how embarrassed I want to get hurt hair done

1129
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: at Julie beauty bar. But you know what it is,

1130
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: it's very like sexy because we flirt a lot and

1131
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: we're both really freaky and like sensual. I love that

1132
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: we're at a nice restaurant and like you're touching my

1133
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: pussy wallet where to my food? I just think, see

1134
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: that's why I feel like I want a boyfriend. That's

1135
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 1: boyfriend type shit. He can't be giving you the boyfriend experience, bitch,

1136
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: not the boyfriend experience. He gonna have to give you

1137
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: that title. No like you want it to look No,

1138
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,959
Speaker 1: I don't, so now you don't do you all? See

1139
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: this is what period zo, bro? She just said she

1140
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: wants a boyfriend. I want a boyfriend. I'm just I'm

1141
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: not saying like I don't want him. Now. I like him,

1142
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,879
Speaker 1: but I don't know what. I just know what I want.

1143
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: I don't know him that well. We only had oral

1144
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 1: sex fifteen times, and I didn't say we've I'm just saying, like,

1145
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: that's how much we go down each other. I don't

1146
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: even know how. Why did we turn the TV on anymore?

1147
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do that. I'm sorry. I

1148
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,240
Speaker 1: need penetration. If I'm going to have a whole penis

1149
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: by me, I can. I can get a head from girls,

1150
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: like if you have a thing to put in your vagina,

1151
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: that's a penis vagina. There has to be Honestly, I

1152
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: never thought I would enjoy it this much. I think

1153
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: he's just that good at it. I told you, I

1154
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: don't even know what his hobbies are. We were at

1155
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: the art show and I'm like, do you want to

1156
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 1: have dinner? And he's like no, I mean, I'm not

1157
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: really younger. I could eat your pussy though. Oh. I

1158
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: was like, that's right. I have never seen him but

1159
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: food in his mouth. I've seen him put nothing in

1160
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: his mouth but my pussy. The second he made me come,

1161
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: I was like, you have to go down with my girlfriend?

1162
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: Like I was like, this is the best. Oh yeah,

1163
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: I shared with um my Twitter followers that you made

1164
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: a whole tender page for threesomes and they said you're

1165
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:56,439
Speaker 1: lit as fuck. Um, Yeah, you're fucking lit. I don't

1166
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: think many people know of girls that say, hey, I

1167
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: found a girlfriend on tender. Now whoever I fun gets

1168
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: the fun me and my girlfriend. I don't know her

1169
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: and I don't have a tender for them. You don't,

1170
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 1: but now you met her having a page with a

1171
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, and I'm gonna get the funk up

1172
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: because I'm done being a little pussy ass bitch on

1173
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: the name. You are a pussy like crying and ship.

1174
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: I knew that I like this guy when my girl

1175
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh, if here are you coming,

1176
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: well you can give him a b J and let

1177
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: me know if you need help. And I was like,

1178
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: do I did I want to share them? Do I want?

1179
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,479
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you didn't even want to share him? Shut up?

1180
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, stop. I'm fucking embarrassed

1181
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: right now. And I feel really you're really in your feeling. Yeah.

1182
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: So I want you guys to know it is possible

1183
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: to meet someone you like on dating apps, tender, Bumble, Instagram, suck.

1184
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: This is so stupid. He's not even that cute. God,

1185
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: he's fucking terrible. Yeah he's not my spe but no,

1186
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: he never had. I just want to say he's not

1187
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,479
Speaker 1: cute so that I can feel better. But he's cute

1188
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: for a white guy. I'm not showers every other day,

1189
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 1: straight girl. Anyways, I guess we'll go ahead and tie

1190
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: up the show now with this. I guess let's go

1191
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: ahead and say something nice about each other, and I'll

1192
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: go first. Don't I'm crying start crying? What I mean,

1193
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: something nice about you? Damn this is She's really about

1194
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: to start crying, and it's a fucking reflex. I gotta

1195
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: get off for the control. If I get crying, we're

1196
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: not gonna sit. Pro choice, guys, pro choice. I'm just kidding.

1197
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 1: I really was. It's just like these fucking out of

1198
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: control emotions, Like, dude, I'm gonna get back on tender tonight.

1199
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm not tender. Something nice. Well, I'm just glad. I

1200
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys follow her on um anything,

1201
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 1: because no one knows who the funk you are. But

1202
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: she's been showcasing her new bodies. She's been actually sticking

1203
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: to spin class and weight class and I guess the

1204
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: liquor all balance is how good she's been eating. But

1205
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:11,439
Speaker 1: she's really into this fittest life bullshit, and I'm proud

1206
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 1: that you're I'm gonna tell anybody I'm coining like that,

1207
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: but you know, but you've you've really been She's like,

1208
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: I'm on class pass, come with me. I have another

1209
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: class and grow up on stuff. And I'm just really

1210
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: proud that it's something that you're sticking to. And that's

1211
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 1: super awesome. I think fit life is great. And while

1212
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here trying to drop these pounds with my

1213
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: thick ass, you are great inspiration. And she brings me

1214
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: to her spin classes. Guys, that is something really good.

1215
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me tell you how ratchet Mandy is.

1216
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: We get to spin class and it's Saturday morning, Hell's kitchen,

1217
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: fucking packed house. We got the front seats, so she

1218
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: had never been to one. So this is one of

1219
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: those like boutique spin classes like the Lights and you know,

1220
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: all the fucking high tech thirty dollars A class like

1221
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 1: sh is on points. So I think she didn't know

1222
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: what to expect. And so the music starts and he's playing.

1223
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: I don't know such. No, it was I'm gonna play you,

1224
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 1: guys this song. That is now the song. Just know that, Mandy,

1225
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: here's the music and said he and the fucking Spain

1226
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: like goes, that's right, girl, and here we go, and

1227
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 1: and I was, this is the song, guys, this is

1228
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: the song, and make you say any people, bitch, listen,

1229
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: bitch on that spin thing, I was like moving a

1230
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: hold on. You don't even see me danceing it. I

1231
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: was moving my shoulders left or right. I was on

1232
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: it on that bike. Hey listen, I want you all

1233
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: to know, bitch, my ass is huge. So the fact

1234
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: that I was able to sit and stand and go

1235
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 1: around on this fucking bike for five minutes, I got

1236
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: a big as booty. You look, look it's big. This

1237
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: booty was on a bike in spin class. Okay. So

1238
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: it was like just super fun and it was great

1239
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 1: cardio and apparently sucking burn mad calories. So it's awesome.

1240
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: And so I appreciate you for introducing me to spin

1241
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: class and getting me into that. Uh yeah, I got

1242
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 1: a little too like thin from it. So now I

1243
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: started lifting weights and actually getting too thin. I wish

1244
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: I had these problems. No, it's just like I could

1245
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,440
Speaker 1: see my legs were getting weird shape, like things were

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Speaker 1: being award, so I had to incorporate other ship, um

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Speaker 1: my nice thing. So me and Mandy were actually gonna

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Speaker 1: make a whole episode, I mean, a whole current event

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01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: topic about this. But last week Mandy called me and

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01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: was like super stressed out, and I thought she was like,

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01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fun was gonna with you.

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01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you know what I'm talking about.

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01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm going to Miami, and she was

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01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: making this whole big drama scene about something that people

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Speaker 1: think is nothing but can mean so much to girls

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Speaker 1: that are even mixed like us. Right, she calls me

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Speaker 1: and she's like, I'm going to Miami and I want

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Speaker 1: to get braids, and I'm scared of going to work

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Speaker 1: with these rights. I literally called her crying. So if

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Speaker 1: you guys don't know, I'm in finance right now at

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Speaker 1: a fortune company and I am the only black girl

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Speaker 1: in my division and the only black girl on the floor. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I was going to Miami and I wanted to

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Speaker 1: get my hair done, and I literally didn't know if

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Speaker 1: it would make them feel uncomfortable. I had never been

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Speaker 1: at this level of corporate America, and I was nervous

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01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: to get braids and I was just like, I'm the

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Speaker 1: black girl, like I don't want to look like And

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Speaker 1: I commend you for I think you went through that

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Speaker 1: phase where you were like do I do it or not?

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Speaker 1: But I commend you for sticking true to your self.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how it's going to go. You got the

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Speaker 1: braids and you let her know and they actually liked it,

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01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 1: although one of my coworkers came up to me and

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01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 1: decided to tell me a whole story about how when

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Speaker 1: she drops her kids off at the Caribbean daycare and

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Speaker 1: how do you guys have to bring up great stories

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01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: about the little dude? This is oh wow? Because I

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01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: love Tiger Man. I could have voted for a bomb

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01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 1: a third time. I'm over it. Anyways, wish I could

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Speaker 1: get that dark man. I love getting tan. It was

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01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: it was uncomfortable, but she'd let me have it and

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01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: I felt comfortable. But I think that was great that

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Speaker 1: you did it. Anyways, guys, this has been episode four

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Speaker 1: of horrible Decisions. I want you guys snow. You can

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01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: catch me on Twitter on Instagram at full Court pumps

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Speaker 1: Um and again, if you guys have any stories, if

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Speaker 1: you guys have anything that you want to share with us,

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01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: you guys sucked too. You know we want to know.

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Speaker 1: Please email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.

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01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 1: You can also catch my snap at o G because

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01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm original gangster underscore f VP and we they where

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01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: can they find you? Just on Instagram? Bro, stop showing

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01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 1: me out. Let me do it first, and then let

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01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 1: me be done. Turn it off. I'm done by guys, bye,

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01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: let me go for ours out. I can't believe too

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01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: else how to do, and I can't believe I cried.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go