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Speaker 1: New Hits one oh six point one. Happy Almost Halloween, everybody.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna speak in this voice all day because it's

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Speaker 1: Halloween almost. I can if you like, would you like

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do that because it actually hurts

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Speaker 1: my throat a little bit. Don't go anywhere, because we're

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Speaker 1: about to unveil the newest, biggest Halloween hit. Yes, yep.

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Speaker 1: And it's not like normal radio shows are, like Justin

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Speaker 1: Bieber's got a new Halloween song. We have a new

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Speaker 1: Halloween song that we made that you're gonna love. It's

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Speaker 1: a self proclaimed hit. It's better than the original. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: take yea. And if you don't know what that means,

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Speaker 1: just wait, you'll hear it in just a minute, like

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Speaker 1: sixty seconds away from playing that. Also on the show today,

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Speaker 1: Big Halloween Theme Day because tomorrow is Halloween. Happy Halloween. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So we've got the Halloween song that you're about to

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Speaker 1: hear start the show. To get you in the Halloween mood.

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Speaker 1: We've got a Halloween themed freestyle Friday. Oh We're gonna

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Speaker 1: freestyle rap battle about something Halloween. And we also have

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Speaker 1: a list of things that you can do for Halloween

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Speaker 1: because nobody knows what to do for this year's Halloween.

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Speaker 1: No trick or treating. No trick or Treating twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: done next week. Yes, yeah, that would be nice. That's

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Speaker 1: a really positive album. The elections are over. Yeah, people

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Speaker 1: The scientists actually did some research, well whatever they're called,

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Speaker 1: nerf battle. Oh yeah. I asked my eight year old son, Jacks,

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Speaker 1: That's why we do these together. I don't just come

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Speaker 1: for Halloween? And now it's time for the new Halloween

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Speaker 1: Classic by us the band Liquid Throat it's called COVID mask,

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Speaker 1: because I made the title up just now. Covid mask

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Speaker 1: the studio late one night when see An undecided to

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Speaker 1: That stuff is catchy like a rash? The covid masks.

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Speaker 1: We wear our COVID masks. Quarantine for a while, gained

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Speaker 1: That's twenties only on the New Hits one oh six

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Speaker 1: from the Psychic Network. I was looking for Caleb. Um.

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Speaker 1: This is Caleb Um. Oh wait is this the reading

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Speaker 1: that Sarah set me up with? Woo wow, I'm who's

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Speaker 1: the psychic here? Caleb? Is it me or you? Because

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Speaker 1: didn't you? I did? Yes? Yes, your girlfriend her name

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Speaker 1: is Sarah. Yes, yes, she set you up for a reading.

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Speaker 1: that's correct, sort of some Halloween fun. Yep. Yes, well

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Speaker 1: that is very nice of her. And I assume that

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Speaker 1: Did she tell you that? Oh? H well no, but okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought she taken care of that. No, she hasn't,

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Speaker 1: but she did give me your credit card on file

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Speaker 1: that I can charge at the end, I'll just get

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Speaker 1: your approval. But are you ready to begin? Yeah? Sure, wonderful, wonderful.

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Speaker 1: It's very nice to meet you, and I can't wait

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Speaker 1: for you to also meet my spirit friends. Let's begin.

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Speaker 1: Is your ear to the phone? Yes, close your eyes

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Speaker 1: with me. Okay, and here we go. A Quie is here. Caleb. Caleb, Caleb, Caleb.

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Speaker 1: We're here. We're there. We've made it to the higher plane.

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging out here. I'm looking at my friends. Some

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Speaker 1: starting to get some information about you. And oh, oh, oh, oh,

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Speaker 1: my dear Caleb, I've seen something. Let's say it's Caleb. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I knew that. Where I'm psychic, what I'm seeing is

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend is going to leave you on Halloween. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: I guess she's going to beat me. But I saw

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Speaker 1: Do you know anything? Wait? What, Yes, Ethan. I'm seeing

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Speaker 1: So can I go ahead and get your approval to

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Speaker 1: charge that card? Listen here, you cannot charge my card? Okaying,

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Speaker 1: any you're not charging my card? No, I'm not up? Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: all right, yes it is. It is absolutely that. Hell

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Speaker 1: you're soon to be a pregnant girlfriend. Sarah set you up,

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Speaker 1: what she said, She set you up with a Halloween

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Speaker 1: did you believe it? Throw my phone out the window.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill her. Caleb, thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: letting me give you a reading. Clarios Quario's um, it's

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Speaker 1: it's Caleb, But anyway, thank you. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: It's time for another dirty little secret. Remember, if you

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Speaker 1: This story could change the very fabric of time and space.

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Speaker 1: And it's Kim Kardashian is hiding her sixth toe. What, Yes,

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Speaker 1: she has a sixth toe. No way you say sixth weird?

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Speaker 1: and she does I have a sixth toe, No, Alex

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Speaker 1: to you Jubel. All right, well, thank you very much, English,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to deliver your package, but I can't deliver

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Speaker 1: a live animal without a signature, So um, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be home many times soon. Wait what hold on? Please,

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Speaker 1: an animal. Thanks for holding this as alexis at shipping.

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Speaker 1: One of our deliver you guys is at your house

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna be cub? There's a mix up because

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Speaker 1: You're serious, Yeah, you're gonna be m Hey, this thing

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Speaker 1: me on hold. Listen to what I'm saying to you. Yo,

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Speaker 1: thanks for holding this as Alexis. Oh hey, Beck, you

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, actually, I'm so sorry. Yeah, you're actually right

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Speaker 1: These are not my tigers. Okay, I'm just I don't

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Speaker 1: with that. Please hold Oh my god, dude, No, I

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Speaker 1: don't know you're saying. I have a tiger at my

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Speaker 1: house right now. Hello, shipping, this is Eve. How may

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Speaker 1: I help you? I don't have a tiger coming to me.

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Speaker 1: I know you have two. You know what? Beck? What

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Speaker 1: we are going to waive the signature. I will do

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Speaker 1: that for you. I don't listen. We're leaving them there? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what the bro all right? Back back? Yeah? I heard,

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? He just told me that

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Hold on, Please get everybody. I'm three

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Speaker 1: wearing them right now. Just once that hold on? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Is it Alexis? Yeah? Yeah, delivered da back. Are you

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Speaker 1: on the phone, Stoll? Can I leave this thing? Or? What?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? You guys got a real wonder woo

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Speaker 1: he didn't order a kangaroo, order a tiger, right, Alexis? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a tiger and he has one coming tomorrow too.

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Speaker 1: We waive the signature. It's fine, so I leave it

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Speaker 1: Just leave it. You're not getting in trouble. We have

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Speaker 1: what was his name? Not back the tiger's back. I

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Speaker 1: it's a house tiger. I'm gonna check it. Oh you

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Speaker 1: did not. Oh my god, alexis what's happening? Oh my god, alexis,

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Speaker 1: one's actually bleeding. Don't worry. And you don't have two

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Speaker 1: tigers on the way, not even one. Wake up every

419
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Speaker 1: morning with Jewil phone pranks, we say, mornings on the twenties,

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421
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Speaker 1: new hits one oh six point one First Day follow up.

422
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,679
Speaker 1: The email that we got for today's first Date follow

423
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 1: up from a dude named Rowan, and it started off

424
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Speaker 1: by saying, I wish I didn't get so sweaty. So

425
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: I don't know really what all that means. Will find

426
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: out in a second, I guess because Rowan is on

427
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: the phone with us. What's up, Rowan? How are you?

428
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm doing well? Are you sweaty right now? Oh? Well,

429
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 1: a little bit? I'm really harry, Guys, I tend to

430
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: sweat sometimes. I've always been curious with sweaty people. Do

431
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: you carry around like an extra shut or do you

432
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: use a lot of deodorant? Which is the option? I

433
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Speaker 1: use a lot of deodorant. Okay, hey, Rowan, since you

434
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 1: say you're a sweaty dude, it puts on a lot

435
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 1: of deodoran. Have you ever tried to use the natural stuff?

436
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 1: The natural stuff? Yeah? Yeah, natural deodorant's like crystals and

437
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 1: things like that. You ever try that? I have not

438
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: used those natural crystal items. Maybe I should try. No,

439
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 1: don't they're terrible you to make you smell worse. I

440
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 1: don't know what it is I smelled so bad it

441
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: doesn't work. Yeah, tell us about your date though. How

442
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: did you meet her? Well, we met on Tinder. We

443
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 1: matched up. I thought she's really really cute, names Bailey,

444
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: and we had some good conversation back and forth, and

445
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: I was really kind of nervous excited because I hadn't

446
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 1: seen anyone face to face since quarantine. We went out,

447
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: we had some we had some drinks, and it was

448
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: it was a nice day, and I thought we had

449
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: some good chemistry going back and forth, and or maybe

450
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 1: I was a little nervous, but I thought we had

451
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 1: a really good time. You said, it's been a while

452
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Speaker 1: since you've been out on a date and you were nervous.

453
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: Did it feel awkward to you? Yeah, I mean I

454
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: felt a little awkward. I don't know if she could

455
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: tell he'd been a while since we've been out. But

456
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 1: we kind of joked about the pandemic a little bit

457
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: with our She had a nice designer mask on, so

458
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: that was kind of cute and it broke the ice.

459
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: But I thought she had a good time. Yeah, first

460
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: dates are pretty awkward. I don't know what I mean.

461
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 1: We both seemed to bond over our childhood love of soccer.

462
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 1: Actually she said that she'd been planing since she was

463
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 1: a little girl, and I was planking since I was

464
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: a kid in And yeah, she's a really big messy fan.

465
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: Wow mess If somebody doesn't know who Lionel Messi is,

466
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 1: Lionel Lionel, I don't know. Actually anyway, his last name's Messy.

467
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: He's a player. Because if somebody doesn't know there's like

468
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: a messy fan, what does them? She's like sloppy drunk

469
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: when she goes to see soccer or something. Did you

470
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: challenge her to a game of soccer and then demolish

471
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: her and that's why she's not calling you back? Oh shit,

472
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: I think actually she could beat me. Oh wow actually wow,

473
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: very hum Did you say that would turn you on?

474
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: I mean, she's a good soccer player. I mean, I

475
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: will point. Were you this kind of did you give

476
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: off that kind of vibe when she was talking about soccer?

477
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: I mean, because just then it got way it did.

478
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: I don't think I was cheesy with her. I was

479
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: just making a joke. But maybe she took a throng away.

480
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. So you did make a joke about

481
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: getting turned on with her talking about soccer. I joked

482
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: that I would love to play with her. Oh all right,

483
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: there was a silence in the room. Yeah, it's so hard.

484
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: At the date ends, Oh well, I mean we're kind

485
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: of were in the middle of a quarantine air, so

486
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: we tried. We still kept our distance, so it was

487
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: kind of no touching, no, don't get too close because

488
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: we've just met each other. But um, I still felt

489
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: good about it. I only need a kiss or to

490
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: have a date end up. Well, okay, and so what

491
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: now she's not getting back to you? Did you like

492
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: organize a second date? I said at the end, I thought, yeah,

493
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: let's meet up again and then talk. But it's just

494
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: kind of radio silence. Okay. And other than maybe the

495
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: unfortunate soccer joke that you made, is there anything else

496
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: you can think of that might have gone wrong? I

497
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I came off a little shy or awkward,

498
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: but I mean, hey, I do sweat a lot, so

499
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: maybe she noticed that my pits are kind of you're

500
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: so you're pitting out. Yeah, my Harry guy at tend

501
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 1: to sweat. I mean, Harry guys, every guy's Harry. Yeah,

502
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: under the armpits, do you shave your armpit air, I

503
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: do not I shave mine. I shave mine too. No,

504
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: I don't shave any of my hair. Okay, all right, Well, well,

505
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: maybe maybe it was the sweat. Maybe it was the

506
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: conversation about soccer. Um, I don't know, but we will

507
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: try to figure it out for you. Thanks, guys, I

508
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Yeah, all right, we'll play a song come back,

509
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: and then see if we can figure out why she's

510
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: not golling you back. Okay, thanks guys. All right, one second.

511
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, guys, but I am sweaty.

512
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: Are you turned on right now? Okay? Yeah? Right in

513
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,239
Speaker 1: the middle of a first date follow up and if

514
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: you missed the first part of today's first date follow up,

515
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: Rowan is on the phone with us and he wants

516
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: to call a girl named Bailey. They met on Tender.

517
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: He said he hadn't been out in a while, so

518
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,199
Speaker 1: they decided to meet up, and according to Rowan, everything

519
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: went great. They even bonded talking about soccer, which he's

520
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: a big fan of, like a real big fan of.

521
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: Because he said, what was the joke that you made

522
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: to her, Rowan that you feel like might have made

523
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: things take a turn? For the worst. I said, I'd

524
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: like to play with you, and it was kind of

525
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: an awkward silence, and I clarified by saying soccer. Yeah right, Okay,

526
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,959
Speaker 1: so that was the first thing that you think might

527
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: have gone wrong. And then also apparently Rowan said he

528
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: was really sweaty on the date because he's a hairy dude,

529
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: and yeah, he was nervous, so he might have been

530
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: pitting out his shirt and been or was I think

531
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: I probably was a little bit. Well, I mean it

532
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: happens to the best of us, so don't worry. All right. Well,

533
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: well dollar fune of her right now and see we

534
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 1: can figure it out for you. Okay, thanks guys, All right, man, stay,

535
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: get a towel because you might get sweaty. Thanks. Actually

536
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: I have a towel with me all times because I'm

537
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: always sweaty. Okay, all right, cool, Well, I'll dial the

538
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: phone of her right now. Here we go, Hello him,

539
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: I speak to Bailey, Please, Bailey, how are you? This

540
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: is Jewel from the Jewels Show? Okay, like the radio show. Yes,

541
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: that Jewel. We can go and um here with the

542
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: whole show. It's me mahtass wife Alex free as Hello,

543
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: hi in English? Evan, what what? Oh? Okay, So do

544
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: you listen to the show often? Um? Kind of You

545
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: don't have to be embarrassed, it's fine. Yeah. If you're

546
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: not a fan, it's fine, it's fine, it's cool. I

547
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: mean I've listened to it. I just not every day. Okay,

548
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: you'll deal, Bailey. Yeah, I started screaming at you anyway, Bailey,

549
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: We're not judging you on that. Do you know why

550
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: we're calling you though? No? I really doubt This is

551
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: kind of weird. Actually, well, we do a segment on

552
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: the show where if you go out on a date

553
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,959
Speaker 1: with someone and end up not calling them back, they

554
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and

555
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: find out what happened. Have you heard that before? Yeah? Hey,

556
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: do you know who we're calling you about? Yeah, you're

557
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: probably talking about Rowan. Yes, yes, we are. We are

558
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: talking about Rowan. He's also a pretty interesting character that

559
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: he is. We'll tell how was your date? First of all,

560
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: did you enjoy going out with him? I don't want

561
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: to be mean on the radio, but so I get

562
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: that people can be nervous. I get that, and I

563
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: was a little nervous to go on my first date

564
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: since covid started. Okay, he said he was nervous too,

565
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: by the way, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean he was

566
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: clearly like sweating a lot throughout the date, and I

567
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: didn't hold that against him. But then he just got

568
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,239
Speaker 1: really weird. Huh. Okay, so how what do you mean

569
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: by that? Well, um, we we figured out throughout the

570
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: date that we were both really into soccer. He said

571
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: that that was a big plus for him. Yeah, that

572
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: you were into soccer. Yeah, not only was it a

573
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: big plus for him, but it clearly sort of turned

574
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: him on. Yeah, and then he made this really stupid

575
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: joke about wanting to play with me, right. He to

576
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: his credit, he did tell us that he made that

577
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: joke because you know, we talked to him about the

578
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: date and he said he was nervous. He said that

579
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: he made a joke about soccer that he could tell

580
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: by your reaction probably didn't hit like he wanted to. Yeah,

581
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: and then it just got even creepier. He sort of

582
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: lowered his voice and he's like, so tell me about

583
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: the best play you've ever had, And it was very weird.

584
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: That is, yeah, right, so he's a creep Well that's

585
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: actually not the creepiest thing that he did. It's not

586
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: what else did he do? He tweeted something and it

587
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: said that even if someone doesn't look like their picture

588
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: on tender in person, you can still have a good

589
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: time with them. Oh wow, so he ripped you on

590
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: Twitter after all that? Wow? Right? Yeah? And then when

591
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: we talked about you, he didn't tell us that. He

592
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: just said that he liked you a lot. He thought

593
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: that you it was super hot that you were playing soccer,

594
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: and he did say he was sweaty. Yeah. I he's

595
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: just he's kind of creepy. And that was just it

596
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: for me, Like, can I say something though? What's that? Oh, Bailey,

597
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: you're supposed to wait? Rowan? That was Rowan. He's actually

598
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: on the other line listing and wants to talk to you.

599
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, he is to talk to another human being. Wow.

600
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: You just seemed like a real teach. What was it?

601
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: What was that tweet for? You took it as I

602
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: thought you were ugly or something at all? You pretty

603
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: much cooled her ugly before you said that you like

604
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: to Yeah, yeah, how am I supposed to take that?

605
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: All I said was that you didn't look like your picture,

606
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: but appinitely you're the type of person that just goes

607
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: to the negatives. You said, even if they don't look

608
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: like their picture, you can still have fun with them.

609
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,479
Speaker 1: How is that supposed to be positive? I don't know why,

610
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: but I want to punch you in the face. Me too.

611
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: Neither of you have a black belt in krav maga.

612
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: Crap out of boat beat them both up, and because

613
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: you know what krav maga krav maga. No, I think

614
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: you're miss pronouncing. No, I think you're miss pronouncing it. Actually, wow,

615
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: escalated christ I'm not gonna go fight this guy. He's

616
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: a master of krav magag krav maga. You are ignorant

617
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: because you don't know what you're talking about. Okay, is

618
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: that what your instructor told you? What was that? And

619
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: is that what your instructor told you? Yes, you don't

620
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: need to scream. I'm not deaf, and not only that,

621
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm also a third degree black belt in kung fu pronouncing. Okay,

622
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and let you go and assume that.

623
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna ask for another day here. Oh,

624
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: I need to know. Thank you, Thank you, Rowan, have

625
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: a good one. I appreciate you. Game on the show,

626
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: No matter what happened to this phone call? Toodles, what

627
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: he's gonna kill us? Bailey? Are you still there? Oh? Yeah,

628
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: I don't know what just happened. Yeah, that really went

629
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: a different way. He called for you guys. Yeah, um,

630
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 1: I understand why you didn't call him back. And now

631
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 1: I feel like we should hire security, although I don't

632
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: know if security would be able to stop him being

633
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: a master of Kraftmaga and kung fua and who knows

634
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: what help seems like? Liam Neeson, thank you. I got

635
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: a good laugh out of it. Yeah. Well, I'm scared,

636
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna go brush up on my charity. The

637
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and The

638
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: New Hits one h six point one. Jebils dirty little

639
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: Secret on the New Hits six point one. Someone very

640
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: iconic on the phone to tell us a dirty little

641
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: secret today. Remember text en four one six one. If

642
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, tell us you can

643
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: tell us whatever. We always keep you anonymous, and we

644
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: don't even ask your name, so nobody will know who

645
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: you are. That's why everybody gets an anonymous nickname. And

646
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 1: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on the phone. Hey Rudolph,

647
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: what's going on? Guys up? I've always had my theory

648
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: that your nose is red because you drink too much?

649
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: Is that the case? Yeah? All right, so Rudolph, thank

650
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: you for calling in with your dirty little secret. What

651
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: is your dirty little secret? Um? My girlfriend would not

652
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: be happy about this, but im and and we're so

653
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: we love each other very much. I love her, she

654
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: loves me. It's always nice to have in a relationship,

655
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: you know, right, Um, she I'm trying to figure out

656
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: the best way to say this is kind of embarrassing. Yeah,

657
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: I just overlook sometimes when she gets a new outfit

658
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: or like, for example, she gets her her hair done,

659
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: she changes it up every once in a while. She

660
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 1: does little things, but I don't notice it. Girls don't

661
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I know you're supposed to notice. I

662
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: understand that, But at the same time, it's just one

663
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 1: of those I don't. I don't love her any less,

664
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: I just, you know, don't really notice it. I just

665
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: don't care enough. You just don't care enough to actually

666
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 1: look at her or listen to her. A hole. So

667
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: um and so the so the past year, UM, I

668
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: have made a deal with her hairdresser. Um, I've then

669
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: mow her ten dollars and she texts me whenever my

670
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: girlfriend goes to see her. Okay, so you don't know

671
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: when your girl goes to get her hair done. How

672
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: do you not know that? No, they disappear for like

673
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,959
Speaker 1: seven hours. Women go get their hair done and they're

674
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: gone for at least a day and a half, and

675
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: they usually are very nervous about it before, so they're

676
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: talking about it NonStop. Well, usually it doesn't take like

677
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: that long because she gets her she has shorter hair

678
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: and she gets her hair cut often, so I don't know.

679
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah that makes sense good, you know, because

680
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: getting a haircut it doesn't take that long. So she

681
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 1: could do it, you know, when she's out or something.

682
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: You're at work, right, yeah, right. She wants to see

683
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: if you notice that when you don't try setting you up.

684
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: That's why she doesn't tell you. She wants to see

685
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: if you actually notice. I mean, that's I guarantee you

686
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: that's what it is. But now that I now, her

687
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: hairdresser text me and she'll send me pictures and stuff,

688
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: so I could She's like, let me know, what did

689
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: she changes color? How much link she's getting off. That's

690
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: funny if she's doing something different with it, so that way,

691
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: when she comes home, I could be like, hey, your

692
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: hair looks nice. Well is that a sweet? Is that

693
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: a sweet move or not? Like at least he's trying

694
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: even though he had to pay the hairdresser. Yeah, yeah,

695
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: it's sweet, it is it is Okay. Yeah, so if

696
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: you found out that Jubil was doing this, you'd be

697
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: she'd be like, oh, okay, well I'd be pissed that's

698
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: that he's paying another girl or something like that. But

699
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: um no, I mean it's a sweet gesture. If you

700
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: can't if he doesn't recognize stuff and she gets upset,

701
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: then he's actively trying to get better. That's true. It's

702
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: kind of nice. Actually, you are trying to go the

703
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: extra mile to make sure you can compliment her on

704
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: her hair when it's done. You're doing a lot for

705
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: your relationship, but nothing for men's stereotypes. That's true. I mean,

706
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 1: would you rather deal with a happy girlfriend or an

707
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: angry girlfriend? Yeah? Happy every time? So yeah, definitely happy. Yeah.

708
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 1: So is her and her hairdresser close? Like are they friends?

709
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: Or is it not like that? I mean they're friends

710
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: enough that they she goes to see her multiple times

711
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: a year, but they don't really like hang out or outside.

712
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 1: So you don't think that she's gonna tell your girlfriend

713
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: at all ever, No, no, but but talking to you guys.

714
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: But even if she did tell her, I don't know.

715
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: It makes me feel a little more confident that maybe

716
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: she would be she would notice that it's a it's

717
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: a good gesture. Yeah, fine, Yeah, you're making an essence.

718
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: So it's one of those Yeah, you and your girlfriend's

719
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: hairdresser have a dirty little secret together. Yeah, that could

720
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: wind up. I don't like that. She'll probably never say

721
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: anything because she needs that extra money. So yeah, yeah,

722
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: I like to think of it as just giving her

723
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: like an your tip for me, and then maybe she's

724
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: concentrating more on my girlfriend's error. Yeah, one one for

725
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: both of you. What's your dirty Little Secret? The Jebel

726
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and the New

727
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: Hits one oh six point one. Who's Alex's worst person

728
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: in the world today? Who's Alex's worst person in the

729
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 1: world today? All right, I have to admit that I'm

730
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: partially my worst person in the world today, but I'm

731
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: normally not huh, Okay, okay, this happened yesterday, And it's

732
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 1: weird that this happened yesterday because I was thinking about

733
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: doing this for like a worst person. And it's people

734
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: who stand at the elevator who are attempting to get

735
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: on before waiting for someone to see if they're even on,

736
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 1: like to get off, Like they're just like waiting right

737
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: at the door when it opens, and I'm like, dude,

738
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: oh my god, and like, you know, I'll give them

739
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 1: a stank guy and probably yeah, and if you haven't

740
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: seen Alex's stank guy, it's quite yeah, like it is

741
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 1: a very stanky you'll know, you'll know exactly. So yesterday

742
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: I was standing at the elevator waiting to go down,

743
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: and there's nobody in the office right now because COVID

744
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: so ninety nine times out of one hundred, nobody's coming

745
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: out of the elevator when I get in right now.

746
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: It always shows me out, especially when the door opens

747
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: and they're staying there and you're trying to get off

748
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 1: and they're trying to get in. And sometimes people don't

749
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: even they don't wait wait, oh god, so rude. But okay,

750
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: So yesterday I'm standing right at the door of the

751
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: elevator because, like I said, nobody's here, and I'm always

752
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: alone an elevator most of the time since I've started.

753
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: So I'm about to get on and my boss's boss

754
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: walks out and I'm like right in the door, and

755
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. I'm like, oh, oh, you

756
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: know how all were like oh yeah, oh, doing that

757
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: weird getting out of the way, like, and then he

758
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: was like hey, and I'm like, hem, oh my god,

759
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 1: I'm the worst person I am. I am my worst

760
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: person become Yes, had you already because you plan out

761
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: ahead of time who your worst person is going to be?

762
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: Had you already planned? I had already planned. I mean

763
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: it was literally already planned. At some point I was

764
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: going to do it, but I'm like, I have to

765
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: do it tomorrow because this is just epic because I

766
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: never do that. I never ever do that no matter

767
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: where I'm at, but here I don't because like, there's

768
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: nobody here, and of course that would happened to me

769
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: because I was just thinking about the elevator thing. Bad

770
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: elevator etiquette. There's a lot of people with bad elevator etiquette,

771
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: not only the door thing. I've been on an elevator

772
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: with people before who have started strangers who have started

773
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: a conversation, The door opens, and then the person is

774
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: kind of holding the door, finishing up the conversation. I'm like,

775
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: I'd like to get to my doctor's appointment or where

776
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm going. It is really weird. Or how about being

777
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: on an elevator and people who know each other are

778
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: having a very loud personal conversation that's awkward to a

779
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: couple's fighting, like the third party just saying they're like

780
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: the elevator etiquette as well applies to so many other situations,

781
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: just just waiting in general, because like on trains, it's

782
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 1: definitely different because they have windows, but they people do

783
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: the same thing that do what they're doing on elevators.

784
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: On trains, yes, because you'll get off a train and

785
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: someone is like forcing their way in the train. Oh

786
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: do you have like lots of trains in England? Yeah? Yeah,

787
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: tons of trains. Okay, well I can't remember last time

788
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: I was on a train. Really even takes a train

789
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: to work, That's how English is. Would you have trains

790
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: in America but not that many? Oh? Okay, they're everywhere. Well,

791
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: the tram at the airport. Oh yeah, A lot of

792
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: airports have the tram. Oh yeah, the tram at the airport. Tram. Yeah,

793
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: I want to kangaroo kick people at the airport getting

794
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: in and out of the tram. I've asked her to

795
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: do that many times. She always says, I want to

796
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: kangaroo kick that person. I'm like, you have no idea.

797
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: I would a lot to see her run full speed,

798
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: jump up in the air like both her feet and

799
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: kick someone. I'm like, I definitely can imagine myself kangaroo

800
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: kicking someone like like sideways. I'm like sideways like a ninja.

801
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: That's how I envision it. Do you kangaroo kangaroo kick

802
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: everyone who pissed me off the time? For a video

803
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 1: just for our social media? Would you kangaroo kick I'll

804
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: take the kick, I would. I would take a kick

805
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: English everyone too. Would you kangaroo kick both of us

806
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: in the back for a video? Yeah? One regular Yeah,

807
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say no by the way

808
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: that you put your head down. So yeah, it's hilarious,

809
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: But normally I'm not like physically abusive. Time to do

810
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: some kangaroo kicking, well, I honestly, like I'm kind of

811
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: I'll be worried about you guys. Back would be good. Yeah, No,

812
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: we should be fine. Yeah yeah. All right, Well you're

813
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: going to sign something before so I'm not paying for

814
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: your medical bills. In order, Alex, for you to kangaroo kick,

815
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: you've got to run and jump with both feet and

816
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: kick them right, yeah, because I don't want you to

817
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: fall and hurt yourself. Yeah. I could probably kang kick

818
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: somebody in the back pretty easily with a pad and

819
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: like land like on a foot, right, Okay, after this

820
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: will be okay. Would you want to try it after this? No,

821
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: not right now. I'm just not on the mood right now. Okay,

822
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: all right, no kangaroo kicking today. We will get some

823
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 1: kangaroo kicks down, you know, at some point. It will

824
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: be soon. She actually does it when we don't even know.

825
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: We're sitting on in front of our microphone all a

826
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: sudden get kangaroo kicked in the head. She's like you said,

827
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: I could. So people who stand awkwardly in front of

828
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: the elevator door and don't wait for people to come

829
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: out if they might be coming out, or to see

830
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 1: if somebody might be coming out just to wait two

831
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: seconds before going in or doing anything rude around the elevator,

832
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: in around on You're the worst person in the world today.

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