Speaker 1: You are a don't It's time for donkeyos to day.
Speaker 1: Donkey today does not discriminate. I might not have the
Speaker 1: song today, but I got the donkey day. Und so
Speaker 1: do you ever feel I need to.
Speaker 2: Be a dophin man.
Speaker 1: It's a practice club, bitch. Please don't kive to day today.
Speaker 3: Well as sharing donkey of to day for Friday, February fourteen,
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day goes to all you women who want to
Speaker 3: be players.
Speaker 1: Coyle Array, I blame you, Okay, yes, I blame you.
Speaker 3: When you came out with that sneaky bop back in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, Girls is players too. You shifted things
Speaker 3: for a whole generation of women. Now, before I begin,
Speaker 3: I would like to say that for years I historically
Speaker 3: gave the lonely women hell on Valentine's Day. Okay, the
Speaker 3: women who didn't have a man on any level, not
Speaker 3: a husband, not a fiance, not a boyfriend, not even
Speaker 3: a consistent sneaky link. And yes, ladies out there with
Speaker 3: a consistent sneaky link, you should expect something from that
Speaker 3: consistent sneaky link on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Your best eater should come.
Speaker 3: With an offering on Valentine's Dale. Okay, what does your
Speaker 3: vagina have no value?
Speaker 1: Are you still mismanaging your pum pum in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1: Shame on you.
Speaker 3: I thought you learned how to properly manage your vagina
Speaker 3: by now, but I guess not. For the record, if
Speaker 3: you're a best eater, are your consistent sneaky link doesn't
Speaker 3: get you anything for Valentine's Days?
Speaker 1: In your vagina truly has no value? Okay, that's right.
Speaker 3: You're letting that consistent sneaky link sweat on you. You
Speaker 3: letting that man put saliva all over your honeypot and
Speaker 3: he can't get you a little something something for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: If that's the case, your vagina not worth the price
Speaker 1: of the Brazilian.
Speaker 3: You got yesterday for to day. But let's get back
Speaker 3: to these player asked women. Okay, I gave this some thought,
Speaker 3: and I have a question. What's worse actually being alone
Speaker 3: on Valentine's Day, not having a Valentine, not having someone
Speaker 3: to call your own, are being a player ladies, and
Speaker 3: having about three on the rosta and having to juggle
Speaker 3: all three in the next you know, well, in this
Speaker 3: twenty four hours Okay. See, you can be surrounded by
Speaker 3: people and still feel alone. And I know you ladies
Speaker 3: out there that are players who have about three competing
Speaker 3: for your love like this the early two thousands VH
Speaker 3: one reality show.
Speaker 1: I know y'all lonely. You can't fool me.
Speaker 3: If you wanted something that could have been loved, you'd
Speaker 3: have been on Jewice Ski Show. No, you want the
Speaker 3: real thing, but guess what, you're not.
Speaker 1: Gonna find it because you're juggling, all right.
Speaker 3: You want to be a player out here with three men,
Speaker 3: three ready to lie about your period being on the
Speaker 3: two of them.
Speaker 1: All right. I see what you're doing.
Speaker 3: See you're waiting to see who does what on Valentine's Day,
Speaker 3: And based on what they do, that's when you decide
Speaker 3: who you're gonna spend it. Late late night I was
Speaker 3: with Okay, but let me tell you something. My brothers
Speaker 3: need you all to hear this. She already knows who
Speaker 3: she wants to be with. Okay, she got the whole
Speaker 3: itinerary planned out. Now let me tell you what she did,
Speaker 3: my brother. She probably told all of y'all that she's
Speaker 3: spending the day with her grandmother and mother. Sounding something
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: My mother and my grandmother, niece.
Speaker 4: Wo.
Speaker 1: Mother and the grandmother and the niece. The nieces diabolical.
Speaker 3: But you know as well as I do that Grandma
Speaker 3: and Mama not gonna be out past you know, past
Speaker 3: about eight, all right there, and they night clothes head rapped,
Speaker 3: calling it at night by nine?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: This, you know, so that player lady you chasing is
Speaker 3: just looking to see who is going to be active
Speaker 3: after nine pm?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna be on her body after nine pm?
Speaker 3: In fact, I've heard these player ladies refer to having
Speaker 3: multiple suitors on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: I've heard them refer to this activity as a marathon.
Speaker 3: Now I'm not gonna say no names, but I was
Speaker 3: having a convo with one of those player ladies earlier
Speaker 3: this week, and she admitted Valentine's Day was going to
Speaker 3: be a marathon. I actually have it. Can we listen,
Speaker 3: I arge, you have a few prospects.
Speaker 2: My mother and my grandmother and my niece.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go home and make sure that they
Speaker 4: get you know, their their roses and their candies that
Speaker 4: do it every year?
Speaker 1: How many guys it?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 1: Is it for what that's possible?
Speaker 5: Potentials for Valentine's, They ignore him, continue on.
Speaker 1: What are you looking for this Valentine's? Oh boy, what
Speaker 1: do you hope one of these things? But how does
Speaker 1: the person win?
Speaker 4: How does a person win? The winner knows how he's
Speaker 4: supposed to win. I don't have to get on Aaron
Speaker 4: say it. Okay, it's not. It's not a competition, as
Speaker 4: you know, it's it's a marathon.
Speaker 1: Now, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: Don't don't let all that player talk confuse you, okay,
Speaker 3: because it sounds.
Speaker 1: Bigger than what it is.
Speaker 3: See, player, player lady is not really built to be players,
Speaker 3: because if you was, you could be honest with all
Speaker 3: your hoes and let them know the hont is on. Okay,
Speaker 3: you out here telling them that you spending the day
Speaker 3: with your mother and grandmother and niece, when the reality
Speaker 3: is you go in to brunch with one, okay, at
Speaker 3: late lunch with the other, and then you spend the
Speaker 3: night with the one you really want to be with.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you why. It can get sticky when.
Speaker 3: All of them know, okay, where you work, all right,
Speaker 3: and all of them pop up at the job at
Speaker 3: the same time because they was invited by a diabolical
Speaker 3: co worker.
Speaker 2: You ain't invite nobody nowhere.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: You got scared of you got scare No, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: do that. I wouldn't do that. But there was a
Speaker 3: traffic jam downstairs and the game. It was a traffic jam.
Speaker 1: Guess what. There was a traffic jam of envy. That's
Speaker 1: what it was, a traffic jam of jess, tell me flowers.
Speaker 2: You ordered these flowers? Yes, you did, because how would
Speaker 2: you listen?
Speaker 3: It was downstairs because they called back, you up, back,
Speaker 3: the back, called back to.
Speaker 1: Back to back.
Speaker 3: One call came in saying, we got flowers for guess
Speaker 3: who play other year Lauren l Rosa.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: I was shocked because when they said flowers, I was thinking,
Speaker 3: oh wow, God, send flowers. But guess what they called
Speaker 3: again and then again, No, three men, the flowers.
Speaker 1: Up here for Lauren Lorosa. Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?
Speaker 1: Read the cards? You want to read?
Speaker 2: Read the cards through the car.
Speaker 1: The car said, I want to know where they're from.
Speaker 1: Read the card.
Speaker 2: I want you to know that this is Charlemagne.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: I can't ready for this.
Speaker 4: That's why I put on a red lip really really good.
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't worry about. I took I
Speaker 1: never one took picts up the messages on the card already.
Speaker 1: How did you get back so fast?
Speaker 3: They've been here for thirty minutes, ma'am? As soon as
Speaker 3: they said we got flowers for Laura and la Rossa's.
Speaker 1: Do you think we didn't send.
Speaker 3: People downstairs now, Jessica? Robin Moore, just Rob Moore, you're
Speaker 3: a retired player. You're a retired player. What do you suggest, Lauren?
Speaker 1: You know? Do or do you want me to read
Speaker 1: these messages first? On this card?
Speaker 4: Somebody said, here you the message, the clip audio, he
Speaker 4: little short, damn okay.
Speaker 1: Message one says.
Speaker 2: They're looking like chocolate milk.
Speaker 3: Message one says, I don't know what place I will
Speaker 3: finish in the marathon, but I hope it's first. Sincerely,
Speaker 3: you know who dropping the cloth bomb for that?
Speaker 1: Smart man? Okay, glad you didn't leave a name.
Speaker 3: Better than remain anonymous when you're sending something to a player.
Speaker 1: On Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: Message number two from these other flowers says, damn, why
Speaker 3: it gotta be a race?
Speaker 1: I hope I'm not in second place? Silly never number two,
Speaker 1: none of none.
Speaker 2: Of the people.
Speaker 4: I know what's the third, one, third and final message?
Speaker 3: Oh this is crazy, but leave the competitions for your heart,
Speaker 3: the Quincy and Monica.
Speaker 1: I'm not racing nobody for nothing.
Speaker 3: This isn't loving track meets see you later, mister first place.
Speaker 3: I can tell by these messages. Whose brunch, who's late lunch?
Speaker 1: And who's getting the late night? Okay, ladies, it's just
Speaker 1: the light. Is this the life you really want to lead? Ladies? Ladies?
Speaker 3: Is the play of life really better than having a
Speaker 3: one and only Valentine? Are you gonna end up alone
Speaker 3: because these men are not gonna like the fact that
Speaker 3: all of them send flowers to your job at the
Speaker 3: same damn time, and your messy ass coworker read the messages.
Speaker 1: On the air.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but just remember, whatever the outcome, this
Speaker 3: is the life you chose, damn because girls want to
Speaker 3: be players. To please give all the lady players on
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day the biggest he hulled.
Speaker 1: I end up with nothing.
Speaker 3: Was denied.
Speaker 1: You gonna end up more of Lauren. You're gonna end
Speaker 1: up with nothing.
Speaker 2: And then you know he sent these flowers pH.
Speaker 1: Balance gonna be all the way off. I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1: I'm just talking all the lady players.
Speaker 2: And even if I did get three flowers, it ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm not what you men. If you get.
Speaker 4: Talking about balance, ain't three people doing this video?
Speaker 5: You see?
Speaker 2: All right there you First of all, let me tell
Speaker 2: you you knew that the flowers were here before they
Speaker 2: came up.
Speaker 3: No, first of all, they called downstairs when there's a package, Lauren.
Speaker 1: They called twenty five minutes ago.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't twenty five minutes ago.
Speaker 1: How long ago?
Speaker 2: Wasn't then?
Speaker 4: Also, I I went and told Mac to go get them.
Speaker 4: You had.
Speaker 5: Al right, Well, thank you for that donkey of the day.
Speaker 5: So I am so disappointed.
Speaker 1: What you say.
Speaker 5: Reflexes big pimping, big pimping for big big pimping.
Speaker 1: Not damn, this is crazy. Alright, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's cool because you're doing all this and you ain't
Speaker 2: stopping nothing.
Speaker 5: Here we go, all right, all right, well, thank you.
Speaker 2: For that donk, and then show me nothing.
Speaker 5: Now when we come back.
Speaker 4: I feel bad because I really thought it was you know,
Speaker 4: my little whatever whatever.
Speaker 1: What you're looking at a player? Okay, they don't believe
Speaker 1: you somebody who more than they can.
Speaker 4: They don't believe you. You need more people. And I'm
Speaker 4: bot off nothing more than I can chew. I always
Speaker 4: handle mine.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: I'm good over these flowers. They stopping nothing, baby, I promise.
Speaker 1: You that's what I.
Speaker 3: Message number three says, silly mister first place, see you later.
Speaker 2: Huh that message is so sassy. None of my none
Speaker 2: of them, I mean not them.
Speaker 4: I get.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, all right, it's club Good.
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