WEBVTT - California Sober feat. Demi Lovato 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:03.440 Well, hello, a good afternoon, or a good evening or 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:05.240 a good morning. I don't know what time of day 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:08.000 it is for you, but Brandon and I are here 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:12.360 in studio. And Brandon, if some of you may recall, 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:14.680 was in a very foul mood last week. That was 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:16.799 not I was not upbeat and that was not my 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:20.160 normal chip herself. No, no, and that's because you were robbed. Yes, 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:23.400 I was robbed, robbed not once, but twice in one day, 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:27.479 that's right. So he obviously has to move. But other 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.639 than that, the great update, because you've been in Hawaii 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:32.960 all wait, so a lot of things have transpired, Brandon. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:35.200 There's been a lot going on. And I came home 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.320 to the news that the gentleman who is my neighbor 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:41.360 who robbed me, the perpetrator, he was arrested, and it 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.400 didn't look like justice was going to be served. But 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:48.520 we had Jennifer Lopez type of d A or detective 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:52.600 detective you referenced Jennifer Lopez. Question, she's been on the brain. Yeah, 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.880 apparently she stopped by and she let us know that 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.760 she was definitely going after him and going to pursue charges. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:02.000 And she did. And when that happened. Jennifer Lopez, Yes 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.440 Jlo herself descended upon his house with the swat and 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:11.320 a fucking helicopter to arrest him. That is exces juice. 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:13.360 I mean, I just thought, like, you know, someone would 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.920 sweep by, pick him up, put him in the back 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.280 of a cop car. But no, they did a full 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:23.360 descent on his home and he was arrested. So gratifying 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:26.920 after that fucking asshole stole from you, not once he 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.080 stole from him, like a year ago. He broke into 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.520 their house. Then he came back again, and then he 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.480 came back again. His friends came back later that day 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:38.360 after Brandon chased him down the street and apprehended him himself. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:40.759 The police were like, there's nothing you can do. There's 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.839 nothing you can do unless you catch him in the act, 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:46.280 which you did. But then I guess I've realized that 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:48.840 the law is very intricate, that there are a lot 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:53.160 of levels to the protections for people, which I understand. However, 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.520 I fucking caught this guy with the stolen goods, and 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.000 there were still not much there could be done until 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:00.840 again this detective came in on her white horse to 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.400 save the day. And now I have to go testifying. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:07.440 I'll get to Oh, I can't wait for that. That 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:09.720 is like a courtroom draw. There's nothing I love more 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.520 than at the Law and Order SVU moment I've been 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.440 waiting for for so long. Well, it's just so gratifying 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.440 because it really felt like the police were not going 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:19.919 to do anything about this because of this no bail 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:22.680 rule that we have in Los Angeles, which means that 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:24.960 you can get arrested for a non violent crime, but 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.600 then you're booked and released the same day. Yes, it's 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:31.120 an immediate release, which again I understand components of all 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.000 of these things now. And I had a very bad attitude. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.520 I was mean to basically everyone I encountered the day 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:37.720 we were robbed. I was screaming at every police officer 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.800 who I had to interact with. And so I'd like 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:44.160 to apologize for our behavior. But that's nice. Nobody needs 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.320 to be yelled ABT. No. I do understand that there 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.639 are everyone's trying to do their job. Everyone I think 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:53.560 wants justice to be served. But because there's been injustice 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.240 for so long, we now have to course correct. And 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:57.960 again it can go too far one direction or another, 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.440 but we'll find we'll find the appriate footing. I think, well, 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.480 so how did you find out about the arrest? The 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.560 detective emailed while we were away and let us know 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.560 what was going on and what charges. He's being charged 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.880 with three felonies. Oh good, maybe whatever his name is, 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:15.280 I don't want to say his name, that's not really fair. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:18.280 Hopefully he'll get a ship together. I spoke to him 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:20.680 very compassionately while it was happening, even though you were 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.320 apprehending him, that this is not the life you want 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:27.480 to live. There's so much more opportunity than robbing your neighbors. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.200 And I mean, he was on drugs, but I think 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.160 he heard me. He'll hear me in court. Well, actually, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.560 you probably by that time, yeah, I mean you're probably 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:38.280 gonna have you already have empathy for him, so you 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.960 probably will have to have empathy for people. Actually, my car, 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.480 since I've lived here, I've lived in l A for 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.680 six years, my car has been broken into three times, 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.520 every time it's around Christmas. And I just try and 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:49.640 to remind myself that when it happens, because it's so 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.200 freaking annoying, that whoever is doing that doesn't want to 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:54.480 be doing it, that they're in a position where they 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:57.040 feel like this is their only option and it's the holidays, 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.800 like who knows if they're doing it for their family 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.840 to get gifts. So you try and lead with empathy 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.280 in these things. But well more on a happier note, though, 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:06.320 you just came back from like your first vacation since 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:10.240 I've met you, your first real vacation vacation, And thank 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:13.920 you so much for you did not bother me one time. No, 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.840 I didn't. I didn't want to. I wanted you to 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.520 enjoy your time in the sun. Literally I did. I 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:21.560 had a great time traveling during We're still in a pandemic, 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:26.680 were on the tail end seemingly of the last year's quarantine, 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.680 and so traveling felt a little strange. And it seemed 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:31.440 like we went to a w who it seemed like 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:33.640 they wanted it so badly to be wrapped up, but 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:37.000 it still wasn't. So there was social distancing. There was 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:42.720 you know, capacities at every restaurant, so limited capacities, cacities. 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.599 So we just spent most of our time on the beach, 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:46.599 which is exactly what we were there for, which was nice. 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.240 And did sweetheart try to surf? I did try to surf, 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.240 and it was so fucking hard. And you know, I 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.320 really pride myself and being able to like lean into 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:56.280 any sort of athletic activity and do well. I did 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.960 not do well with surfingart. You know, I could have 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.240 told you that Sweethearts aunt serf. I tried to serf 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:05.240 once in Portugal, and I ended up with literally my 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:08.520 breasts well they were exposed, which obviously everyone knows it's 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.039 not a big deal for me, but in the way 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.680 that they were exposed, it wasn't my choice. My bathing 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:16.760 suit basically almost decapitated me. My bathing suit top because 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.920 the waves were so quick in quick succession that I 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.600 couldn't get my bearings. And I know that when you 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.960 strapped the leash to your ankle, it's supposed to be 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.200 for your safety, but all I wanted to do was 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.599 get that fucking leash off my ankle. And all I 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:33.039 could do was rip it off. And the guy, my 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:36.120 surf instructor, who didn't speak English and I don't speak Portuguese, 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.680 was saying like gesticulating, don't take off the rope, don't 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.000 take off the rope on my fuck this rope funk. 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:44.080 And then I just swam into shore, and by the 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:47.080 time I got to the beach, my bikini top was 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:51.000 around my neck, the bottom was gone, just I was bottomless, 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:54.080 just soaked. I just covered in sand, and I looked 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.560 like a sand dab. Actually I looked like somebody who 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:59.080 had been dipped in sand and then was waiting to 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.880 be fried. And it was humiliating, and I'll never forget 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:05.039 my friend's boyfriend came running over to help me cover 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.640 my Pikachu because it was out because I had no 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:10.280 bathing suit bottom. But it was by far the most 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:14.040 humiliating beach experience. Oh no, actually I did have another 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:17.200 humiliating beach experience. I also too. Once went to Oahu 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:20.640 with my sister showtime, and she and I went to 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.680 the north shore and we thought, because we've grown up 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.599 in Martha's Vineyard and we've had a lot of swimming, 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.280 South beach is rough, and we thought we knew what 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:33.440 was up. And we went out and there were all 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.360 those signs on the beach saying like no swimming, but 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:39.360 we didn't. I couldn't be bothered with that, so we 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.920 went in and then as soon as we felt the riptide, 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.080 we were like, oh my god, what the fuck and 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.440 we were holding each other and holding each other, and 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.480 then we had to ride in the waves to get 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:50.400 out of you know, to get out of the ocean, 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:52.719 and we had to time it. Finally I just let 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.960 go of her hand. I'm like, everybody's on their own. 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.680 I'm like each man for herself, and then I and 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:02.960 it was the same scene, running like in slow motion 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.720 to the safety of the beach. And when we got 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:09.040 to the shore, everyone was on the beach screaming at 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:11.040 us that we shouldn't have been swimming in the water. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:13.720 And then someone thought I was Pam Anderson because at 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:15.800 that time I was like white blonde hair with just 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.440 huge tits, and I pretended I was And I just 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.960 took a bunch of pictures with some Japanese tourists. I'm sure. Yeah, 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.080 so that was fun, but yeah, that was another bad 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:28.520 ocean experience. The ocean can be very scary. Yeah, it's 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:31.640 I love being on the water. I am so relaxed 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.720 when I'm there, but if you go out too far, 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.040 it's very menacing, like you get past the point of 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.559 no returning, Like, wait, can I make it back to shore? 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.760 I think I've gone too far, right, And it's also 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:45.160 a giant toilet. So that's disgusting because when you really 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.920 think about what's in the ocean, it's not great. It's 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.400 the opposite of great. And the critters and the creatures 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:56.040 that are in the ocean are also you know. Well, 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:57.720 that's what I did like about Hawaii is that there 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:01.360 are no questionable animals out and about We said, you 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:05.160 had a baby pup, a seal and her pup. Yeah, 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:08.200 but there's no like snakes, so you should love Hawaiian Yeah, 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:10.640 that's actually one of my favorite things about Hawaii that 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.480 there are no snakes. You don't have to worry about anything. 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:14.400 They don't have any snakes in New Zealand either. By 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:18.080 the way, there was a shark. Good that was scary. 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.400 We we kind of like debriefed on the way here. 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.560 I totally forgot to tell you there's a shark. Of 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.680 course there was. Well, I did not think I have 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:29.200 an unreasonable fear of sharks. When we went to Spain, 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:30.880 you had to tell me that there were no sharks 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.520 in that portion of the sea, so I would get 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:36.760 in were But with global warming, they're coming in closer 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:39.079 to places that they shouldn't be. And what you do 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:40.840 if you see a shark as you hop on the 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:42.480 back of it and hold onto the fin like it's 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:45.240 a mountain. You mount it and just hope for the best. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:48.280 That's what I do. Well, that's advice for everyone. Well, 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.320 where was the shark? So we had just left the 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:52.439 hotel of this little private beach and this is where 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.800 the seal and her pup were nesting, and we had 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:57.960 just gone up. We looked over the balcony we were 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:00.000 on the highest floor to see the mom and her 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:03.000 up The fucking shark had come in to shore, I'm 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:04.800 assumed to try and get it, and it just swam 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:06.880 around for a few minutes and went on its little way. 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:08.960 I mean it's probably like six or seven foot. It 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:12.040 wasn't huge, but too big for me to be comfortable 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.480 getting back in over there. Yeah, yeah, Well, when they're 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:18.120 seals are sharks, I'm like, that's bait I don't need, right, So, 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.760 how come the shark didn't get the pup or the seal, Well, 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.160 because I think they had gone too far upshore. They 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.240 were they were sunning. It must be hard to be 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.959 constantly on the lookout of being fucking eaten. Well, I 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:31.840 guess that's what people have to deal with now with sharks. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:33.600 I like when people say, oh, well, sharks aren't here 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:35.760 to eat people, It's like, well, they keep fucking trying 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.120 to So who gives a ship what their m O is? 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:40.560 They're eating us. These sharks and these whales are much 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:42.760 smarter than people give them credit for. Have you seen 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.720 all these reports about these whales, Like when they hit 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.200 the side of the boat and they take the propeller 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:49.760 off and then they try and sink the boat. It's 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:54.839 like a conscious effort. Really, it's like Moby Dick. But 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.800 I didn't understand. And moby Dick was when they had 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.800 all these little boats and when they would go whaling, 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.280 you know, they're like little I need like almost like 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:04.120 the equivalent of like a TP but on the flat 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.280 for the pool, and they would harpoon the whales and 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.880 it's like, why don't the whales just buck up against 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.600 the boat. But maybe what's happening with the whales and 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.920 the propeller is evolution, because whales now are hip to 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.439 it and they're like, hey, stop sucking harpooning us. We 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.680 need to be more respectful of the sea creatures in 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.400 the ocean. Itself. It's I mean, it's really disgusting when 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.439 you see all of the wash up of all these 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.959 cigarbage and all all those pires. Is that what they're 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:35.880 called pires? Or is that an Indian funeral piles pires? Yeah? 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:37.760 I think they're called pires. It did give me a 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:42.000 different appreciation for Mayorka as well, because of all the 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.400 great jellyfish they have there, because I was also stung 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:48.280 by jellyfish. I didn't realize it. I don't know if 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:49.720 you can even see anymore. I got out and I 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:51.560 was looking at my rubbing my arm was like, oh, 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.360 my arm feels hot. Did I burn it on a 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.240 curling iron? We didn't have a curling iron, so I 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.040 knew that wasn't it. And it would have been great 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:58.760 if you did have a curling iron and you got 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:01.599 it to the beach and he was like, oh, no, 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:03.240 you're stung by jellyfish. He goes, but you know a 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.520 lot of times their toxins aren't like intense enough to 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:07.760 hurt you. And he's like, well, do I need to 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.760 pee on it? I was like, I don't want you to, 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.760 but he didn't. He did anyway, Well, it was fully clothed. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:19.160 That doesn't really make a difference. Okay, So what do 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:23.640 we got on tap Today's sweetheart? Drugs sobriety? Oh, sobriety. Okay, 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:27.480 Well that's boring but necessary for some people. Well let's 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:30.400 find out who it's necessary for. Okay. Well, before we 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:32.920 get to sobriety, it feels like you want to take 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.439 a break. I feel like we should take a break eventually, prepare. Okay, 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.600 you've done special on drugs, so people often ask you 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.319 for your advice or input on drugs, and this is 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.920 something that's pretty consistent across the board. So Scott writes 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:46.760 in and he says, Dear Chelsea, I'm a big fan 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:49.720 of recreational cocaine, and it's gotten to the point where 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:53.760 I find myself micro dosing at work. My colleagues and 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.319 my boss have both commented on how productive I've been 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:58.840 over the past few weeks. However, they are unaware of 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:03.440 the fact that I'm very much high. Is it a 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:06.280 bad thing if it's helping me at work? Thanks Scott? 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:12.640 Oh my god, wait, wait, micro dosinc. Yes, he's micro 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:16.559 docin cocaine. I don't know. Docin cocaine is excellent. Okay, 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.080 read it one more time. Let me just listen to it, Okay, 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.280 Dear Chelsea. I'm a big fan of recreational cocaine, and 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.640 it's gotten to the point where I find myself micro 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.880 dosing at work. My colleagues and my boss have both 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:31.160 commented on how productive I've been over the last few weeks. However, 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.400 they are unaware of the fact that I am very 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.760 much high. Is this a bad thing? If it's helping 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.720 me at work? This is a real predicament for Scott 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:46.320 because the results are positive, and so it's very tricky 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:51.160 to to give him sound advice certainly. I mean, he 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.480 raises a point that why are you it's a micro 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:59.439 dose certain drugs, but those drugs are psychedelic drugs, and 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:05.160 cocaine is like a narcotic. What is it a Class 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:08.080 three narcotic? I couldn't tell you. I mean, there's really 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:15.800 no good argument or science data driven that cocaine it's 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.320 good for you. I mean, I can't imagine that that's 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:21.880 an easy feet throughout the day to just be doing 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.959 a line in the bathroom, you know, and it's it's 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.880 dirty and it's gross, and you're snorting it through your nose. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:30.400 So like mixing that in the workplace. As much as 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:33.360 I would like to be an advocate for that, I 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.200 have to say that it's not okay. You're on a 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:39.400 slippery slope because also you just don't know what kind 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:42.200 of cocaine you're getting, and whether you like it or 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.480 not doesn't tell you what people are using to put 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.439 in it and cut it with. And like you're polluting 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.839 your body, you know, and you com pollute your body 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:55.960 in so many other ways that are less legal damaging. 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:58.000 And as we know, Chelsea believes that your body is 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.400 a temple and it should not be tainted. Your body 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:03.280 is yeah, exactly, your body is a temple. That's what 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:07.880 I'm going with. No, no, no, wait, hold on, the 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:13.560 cocaine used to that degree is not recommended for anyone. Scott. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:17.160 You you got to like dial it back and find 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:19.400 something else that gives you the pep in your step. 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:22.560 I know, cocaine feels good and you like for the moment. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:26.000 It will not last like that, It won't. So this 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.240 is a hard question. So what do you take when 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.480 you need a little perk up? Well, I had to 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.000 take one of my energy drinks, like a five hour energy. 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.560 You love a five hour energy. I don't love it. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.720 It's just it's a necessary evil. I don't love the 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.480 way it tastes. I don't love the fact that I 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.280 need it. But you know what, I also like this 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.240 Macha green teath. This guy is not gonna This guy 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:49.120 is saying much. Saying much. This guy is like saying 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:52.800 melotoneinto me. You know, it's it's a moot. So do 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.080 try a five hour energy because that does give me 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:59.520 a jolt. But yeah, lay off the coke at work. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:02.560 What would you think if I started to do drugs 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.640 at work? Well, you are doing drugs at work, I presume, 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:08.440 I mean you take edibles and stuff, don't you. Can 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.520 you imagine if you walked in on me just doing 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.680 coke at the kitchen counter. Honestly, at this point, Brandon, 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.280 I really just wouldn't. I wouldn't even mind. Like I 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:17.800 would be like, if that's what you need to do 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:19.720 to get you through the day, I would be surprised. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:22.600 I definitely would be surprised that you were blowing lines 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.200 at the kitchen table. I've never done coke before, but 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.520 I often think that I would like to try because 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:30.520 i've because I don't think you have the personality for coke. Well, 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:35.360 and I trust your recommendation. We've had lengthy discussions about 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.240 different drugs and what you'll thrive under, and that is 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.920 not one of them. No. Mushrooms, on the other hand, 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.120 which you introduced me to, have been very positive. Have 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:47.000 you been doing the chocolate mushrooms lately? Not often, but yeah, 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:49.600 I keep a chocolate bar in the fridge. Yeah. I 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:51.840 took a chocolate mushroom the other day and it had 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:54.240 the adverse effect of putting me in a good mood 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:55.800 because I was going to work out with Ben Bruno 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.640 and I need something, you know, to do that for 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:01.880 an hour. It's like I need to be stone loomy, yeah, 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.800 or lobotomy. And so I took a piece of chocolate 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:08.240 and I went over there, and he was extra annoying 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.960 on that day. Sorry, almost turned my mushroom, it did. 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:14.800 Even though I can't blame it on someone else, I will. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.520 It turned my mushroom experience around because Ben, you know, 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.480 he can ruin anything. Yeah, that's like the first time, well, 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.360 first and only time I took Molly. I took it 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:27.040 and I went to my first like gay warehouse party 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:29.680 where one's dancing. There's no words in the music which 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.760 is the fucking worst. And I walk in and immediately 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.120 everyone's very touching and feely, and I guess that's what 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:37.680 Molly is supposed to do. And I was highly irritable, 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:39.320 like a fourteen out of ten. I walked in. I go, 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.200 first of all, it smells like fucking taco seasoning and 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.040 here everyone has b O. I want to get out. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.120 And then people come up and they're like rubbing on 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:46.880 you and they're touching it. I just look this guy 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:48.840 in the face, I go, do not touch me. I go, 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.760 whatever you're feeling, I'm not feeling feeling. I wish I were, 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.320 because this is so unenjoyable, weird that you had that 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.200 reaction to time. Now I don't feel like I need 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:59.720 to do it again. But yeah, well yeah that's too bad, 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:01.760 because as Molly is fun. I did some Molly when 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:03.880 I was in Canada. It was really fun. You see, 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:05.920 you always have a good time. I feel like, yeah, well, 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.119 I just set my intention and that's to have a 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:10.879 good time. Now I'll know for next time. Oh and 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:13.600 for clarification purposes, we did look it up. Cocaine is 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:19.120 a level two grade to narcotic, so I misspoke as usual, okay. 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.640 Our next mission comes from Shane. He is thirty years 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.960 old out of California. He writes, Dear Chelsea, I've been 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.560 smoking weed since I was seventeen. I'm almost thirty one, 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:30.560 and no matter how many times I try and smoke less, 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:33.920 I fail. Shane, I feel like a month long break 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:36.200 would benefit me as I don't really get high anymore. 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:39.399 This sounds just like is this you, sweetheart? Let me see. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:42.280 All three of my roommates partakes, so there's always weed 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:46.679 and bongs, pipes and paraphernalia around the house. What do 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:50.600 I do? Shane? Shanee? This is a common issue where 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:53.760 you have sweetheart on the phone because she deals with this. Shane. 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:56.159 If you're not hi, Shane, how you doing good? How 0:17:56.200 --> 0:18:00.200 are you? I'm good, I'm good. You're so cute? Then 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:05.600 are you there right now? If you're not getting high, 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:07.160 you have to take a break. It's the only way 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:08.720 to get your high back. You have to take a 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.679 month off. So when I was developing this brand of 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:14.880 weed that I haven't still haven't released yet, they explained 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:16.520 to me that you can either take a week a 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:19.800 month off or a month a year off, and that 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:23.400 is how you maintain the intensity of your highs. So 0:18:23.560 --> 0:18:26.920 I do that. I don't have that. I have done it. 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:29.679 I have done it and it works. But if you 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:31.720 really can't get high anymore, you need to take a break. 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:33.080 I don't know what to tell you about your roommates. 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:36.440 It's gonna involve some serious world power. I have none. 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:41.600 What are the repercussions of the Shane? You have a 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:45.040 terrible memory? Right? Is this correct? You've just spent the 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:48.560 most crucial years infecting your brain or actually diminishing your 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:52.040 brain capacity. So yeah, you've got to take a break. 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:55.000 I agree. I've been smoking since I was seventeen, even 0:18:55.040 --> 0:18:57.199 with my dad as a teenager, so it's like ingrained 0:18:57.200 --> 0:19:00.720 in my DNA at this point. Okay, well quickly, what's 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:05.119 seventeen times seventeen? Well, I don't know exactly. How's your 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:09.040 dad doing? How's his mental alacrity? Oh he's way worse 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.280 than I am. Okay, well, you should use that as 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:13.960 an example of what not to do. Right, that's true. 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:15.840 But he's also an alcoholic on top of that, so 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:18.639 he's lost. Well he's doubling down. That's not gonna be 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:20.760 good for anyone. But there is still time. Are you 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:25.840