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Speaker 2: Y'alls? Your boy? Kevi on stage? Welcome to Not My

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Speaker 2: Best Moment podcast, where I talk to athletes, artists, entertainers

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Speaker 2: and friends of mine who are successful in their respective

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Speaker 2: fields about their failures and how it prepped them for

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Speaker 2: who they are now today. I have one of my

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Speaker 2: think since the pandemic, probably twenty twenty. I first got

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Speaker 2: on to mel Majell Yah Yeah twenty two. She's a comedian, actress,

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Speaker 2: digital storyteller, co host of the Jokes on You podcast

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Speaker 2: with Tally. You can see her on Safe Space, Lance,

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Speaker 2: the Hospital, and Churchy. She started standing up after her

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Speaker 2: friend told her she was funny enough. From her podcast appearances,

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Speaker 2: Interesting Okay, worked as a PA for award shows, worked

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Speaker 1: Care LinkedIn what did you get on this?

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Speaker 2: All the stuff we guys the streets on the lot.

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Speaker 2: We went through your.

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Speaker 1: Stuff, like this is my usual bio.

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Speaker 2: No, this is different. Yeah, curtin them to go through

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Speaker 2: it open for Roywood Junior in twenty twenty one, has

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Speaker 1: No, I applied for keeper Disiness and I didn't get

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Speaker 1: it in twenty twenty. But I've only been consistently making

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Speaker 2: How'd you get to ten thousand?

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Speaker 1: My my name needs to be don't come for me

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Speaker 3: I've been a popular Gary since since I was pretty

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Speaker 1: But then I went back into my show when I

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Speaker 1: They won't let me live. And you know how you

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Speaker 1: Billy Seorrols made Ship Black Girls say. He made his first,

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Speaker 2: Rest in Peace, Tad, Rest in Peace, Big Tad.

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Speaker 1: and I had just spent all this money. It was

442
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,879
Speaker 1: coming back from Thanksgiving. I spent all this money on

443
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,639
Speaker 1: Black Friday. So I'm like, I'm cool. I come back Monday.

444
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,800
Speaker 1: They say my last day is November thirty. Was is

445
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,879
Speaker 1: a Thursday. I can't even go to Friday. I was like,

446
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,399
Speaker 1: because I had been unemployed, I got laid off for

447
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,280
Speaker 1: my last job, so I'm like, I'm getting fired again.

448
00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:19,840
Speaker 3: What the fuck is going on?

449
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,960
Speaker 1: And I haven't worked at ITC's because fucky, I'm disdisposable.

450
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,560
Speaker 3: I don't even like this that much.

451
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,679
Speaker 1: So at the time, I had been doing PA stuff

452
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,520
Speaker 1: since like my senior year of college because like a

453
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,640
Speaker 1: girl who went to school with us, her dad worked

454
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,080
Speaker 1: at BT and they always need like little pas. So

455
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,119
Speaker 1: she put one of my friends on and we had

456
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,639
Speaker 1: fell out with the girl, but once one of my

457
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,080
Speaker 1: friends was already in, she brought the rest of the

458
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,720
Speaker 1: friend group that bit would hate see us coming. It

459
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,000
Speaker 1: was so funny because like the whole friend group ended

460
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,240
Speaker 1: up doing PA stuff. But because of the way I

461
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,760
Speaker 1: finished shit, I turned that into a real career. I

462
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,000
Speaker 1: got the Michael B Jordan's thing.

463
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Speaker 2: So you lived in New York, right, I lived.

464
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,360
Speaker 3: In New York in twenty nineteen.

465
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Speaker 1: Before then, I was working at Blavity, so like I

466
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,600
Speaker 1: freaked all the word just to make it like I

467
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,320
Speaker 1: was really doing some shit and got some real jobs

468
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:03,920
Speaker 1: out of it.

469
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:04,800
Speaker 3: And then I started.

470
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,760
Speaker 1: I was working in social media with Blavity, so I

471
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,000
Speaker 1: had enough like stow biz and social media and whatever,

472
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,640
Speaker 1: and in my mind or was PR. So I became

473
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,879
Speaker 1: a PR intern for Michael be Jordan. That's when I

474
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,640
Speaker 1: moved to New York and that was a great summer. Yeah,

475
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,119
Speaker 1: And then they went through a merger at the end

476
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,920
Speaker 1: of the summer, so I didn't get a job out

477
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,680
Speaker 1: of it, and I was devastating to go back home

478
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,480
Speaker 1: my jobbing I'm in. I was passing my Warner brothers

479
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,679
Speaker 1: on my way here, and like Michael be Jordan took

480
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,720
Speaker 1: us to the Warner brother's lot.

481
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,800
Speaker 2: This is right here in La Yeah here, okay.

482
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,000
Speaker 1: He took us.

483
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,560
Speaker 3: He flew us from New York to here.

484
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,480
Speaker 1: We it was like he had like a little like

485
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,679
Speaker 1: luncheon fors We toured the I'm like, this is this

486
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,680
Speaker 1: is the water twol to animniacs be up there? This

487
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,320
Speaker 1: would they be?

488
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,120
Speaker 3: We got to see his movie and like a little

489
00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:48,600
Speaker 3: screening room.

490
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, where which movie was the frouglu? No?

491
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,720
Speaker 3: No, no, just mercy.

492
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,159
Speaker 2: Oh this is way later than I realized.

493
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,120
Speaker 1: This is twenty nineteen. This is right before the pandemic. Okay,

494
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,280
Speaker 1: so I'm coming off the higher. That summer I had

495
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,399
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn summer rooftop, kissing in the mouth all the summer.

496
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Speaker 2: It was great.

497
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,880
Speaker 3: That had to go home.

498
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:07,840
Speaker 2: Now.

499
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,720
Speaker 3: I was kissing about bad in New York. It was bad.

500
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,680
Speaker 1: It was I they might have my picture up still

501
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,399
Speaker 1: at some of them places. I was kissing the my

502
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 1: bat so just to go back home, unemployed. And then

503
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,120
Speaker 1: I thought I was spody, because is that a word

504
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,800
Speaker 1: that y'all know. Y'all even know what spody mean. That's

505
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,560
Speaker 1: some real South Florida country body. I don't even know

506
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 1: how to explain it.

507
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,399
Speaker 3: I thought I was all.

508
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,119
Speaker 2: At, Okay, there you go. Now I'm with you.

509
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,920
Speaker 1: And I had stopped calling the substitute teacher because I

510
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,560
Speaker 1: was a substitute teacher when I got the Michael be

511
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,399
Speaker 1: Jordan job and that ended up being the foundation for

512
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,840
Speaker 1: my teacher content.

513
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,919
Speaker 3: So ah, I.

514
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,440
Speaker 1: Was unemployed during the pandemic and I saw people blowing

515
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 1: up on TikTok. I was like, hell, no, I need

516
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,920
Speaker 1: to get a piece of this. And then I did

517
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 1: the organizing for the campaign and again use that resume.

518
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I.

519
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 1: Dressed that thing up so bad, and that's how I

520
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,000
Speaker 1: got my big girl job and marketing at Warner Medium.

521
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 2: And people still still not doing stand up at this time.

522
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,439
Speaker 1: No. I started standing up in twenty eighteen.

523
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So it's so.

524
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 1: Many things happening. I did start stand up in twenty eighteen, eventually, yeah,

525
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 1: and it was good. And I was like, you know

526
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,359
Speaker 1: how like Homelander when he's like, that's see what he's

527
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 1: looking around like, oh, oh shit.

528
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,400
Speaker 3: I did it finally in twenty eighteen, and I was.

529
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 1: Like, oh shit, yeah, oh wow.

530
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 2: Okay, so you get some you get some heat, right, yes,

531
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 2: and then you I find you doing uh I think

532
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 2: it was Harry Potter stuff.

533
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,120
Speaker 1: Yes, so that's when that took off. Okay, So I'm sorry,

534
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,199
Speaker 1: I'm very you know, I'm along with it. So I

535
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 1: finally get to I have the big girl job. I

536
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 1: had my boyfriend at the time. He was my fiance now,

537
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: but boyfriend bought me a wig for Christmas because I

538
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 1: was like, I need to really get on this content

539
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: stuff because I hosted a step show that was the

540
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,479
Speaker 1: scariest thing I've ever done and I probably would never

541
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 1: do it again probab for another ten years.

542
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 3: And but I took that leap of faith.

543
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,959
Speaker 1: And that's when TikTok and reels reverse starting to pay

544
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,360
Speaker 1: people to do stuff, and I was like, I need

545
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 1: to get I need to get on this.

546
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 3: How can I do this?

547
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,000
Speaker 1: I was like, if you get me the wig, I

548
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 1: can make content consistently because my excuse is always my

549
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 1: hair not done. So my hair's done.

550
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,399
Speaker 2: Women tell me that all the time, Like you you

551
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,959
Speaker 2: just balled and you're word to make up.

552
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 3: You gotta do nothing. You just propped that camera.

553
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 2: But just privilege, ball privilege, I ball privileged.

554
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: So once I had the wig, I was like, I

555
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: need to figure out a way to figure this out.

556
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,359
Speaker 1: Like I do a video here and there, but I

557
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 1: was never consistent. And but the same format of my

558
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 1: shit fam you girls say video, it's the same format.

559
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm still using that for all my videos that jump

560
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 1: cut here and there. Yeah, I'm still doing that. So

561
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I can do it. And that I

562
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 1: did that. When your say friend finally gets a man

563
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 1: video on like twenty twenty one and it did well,

564
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: but I didn't follow up. I'm like, I'm anna do

565
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 1: video like that.

566
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 3: Boom.

567
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 1: I saw a white girl post me if I was

568
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 1: a teacher at you for your high school, and I

569
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 1: was like, in that voice, a voice in my head

570
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 1: that tells me to do stuff, And I was like,

571
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 1: do a black version, do it Kermit in the hood,

572
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: do it green gobblin mask.

573
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 2: A version.

574
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, sait my, let a notebook out

575
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 1: and write some jokes I do. That video takes off

576
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 1: immediately and I see the momentum.

577
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 3: I'm like oh, hell yeah, this is it. And then

578
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 3: I do the Harry Potter video.

579
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 1: I posted a at like nine o'clock on a Sunday

580
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: night on the couch. I post it fine, so I'm like,

581
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 1: you should do a hair Potter.

582
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 2: Sure.

583
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: I had never watched Harry Potter growing up because I

584
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,400
Speaker 1: grew up so saved and my parents did not play

585
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: like that. But during the pandemic, my mom made me

586
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,239
Speaker 1: mad by going to get her hair done. So I

587
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: was like, the best way for me to piss her

588
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 1: off and make her feel how I feel, it's watching

589
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: Harry Potter. And then I ended up.

590
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: Liking it by getting her hair done.

591
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 3: During the pandemic.

592
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 2: Oh got it.

593
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I ain't kissed nobody in mouth in months, unkissed,

594
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: but you get your hair done, all right? I got

595
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: something that.

596
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,439
Speaker 2: Witchcraft Harry Potter.

597
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 3: She came to live.

598
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: When I was talked, she was like, you just lett

599
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: spirits in my house. You just open up your spirits,

600
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: just the darkness.

601
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 3: But when the video started taking out, she was like,

602
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 3: where your witch hat go? Do the videos?

603
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: The water head had cracked and something, and I paid

604
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 1: for it with my Harry Potter money, and she was like.

605
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 2: Hold on now, Harry Potter annoints it.

606
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:30,959
Speaker 1: That was okay, we know that that video had like

607
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: a million.

608
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 3: By the next day.

609
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

610
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 1: That is insane.

611
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

612
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit.

613
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a thing.

614
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 3: It was to the point I had my real job.

615
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: People from work were starting to recognize me at work

616
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: like same thing, the same thing that I didn't in

617
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: high school. By acting like I'm not funny with a

618
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 1: big personality at work, people are like, you're.

619
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 2: Funny, and I'm like, nah, y'all, come on, man, let's

620
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 2: go into this meeting. Man, we got this KPI.

621
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 3: I'm just a coordinator emails, not me.

622
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 2: I want to take a quick break from the show

623
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: to hear from our ad sponsors. So let's talk about

624
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 2: your massive failure. Oh my god, you lost abfl How

625
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 2: did that impact you because you had a great set.

626
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 2: Was it in DC or Miami where little Romayam was there?

627
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: No, So that was that's the testimony. Okay, so my

628
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: massive failure. So you know I'm you know, a comedy prodigy.

629
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: If you will, you know.

630
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 3: I'm good at comedy.

631
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 2: I agree.

632
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: I don't have bad sets. You've seen me before one

633
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: hundred times literally I don't have bad sets. The semi

634
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: finals that I did in LA this is twenty twenty

635
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: four killed it, I mean, murdered it so good. I'm like,

636
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: hell yeah, because like when I applied for it, I said, hey, God,

637
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,639
Speaker 1: if this ain't for me, made my computer crash, May

638
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,719
Speaker 1: lightning come through this bedroom and strike my laptop if

639
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 1: it ain't.

640
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 3: For me, right, error, don't don't even let it go through.

641
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: It went through.

642
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 2: So I'm like, so for you, you mean it's for

643
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: me to win, to win, okay, not to appear, don't

644
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 2: waste my time.

645
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 3: I've never done nothing like this.

646
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: I don't do competitions because again, my relationship reject with

647
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: rejection is not good because of my undergrad experience. But

648
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: when I didn't get things, it's because someone did not

649
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 1: want me to have it. And I've internalized that so

650
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: much because it was personal back in one hundred years

651
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: ago in college. But that's when so much of my

652
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: brain was formed and my experiences were formed. So that's

653
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 1: how I view rejection. So I'm it's always personal to me,

654
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to unlearn that as I auditioning.

655
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 2: Exactly it's actually hardly ever personal.

656
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 3: It's hardly ever personal.

657
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: So I'm currently going through that un learning process because

658
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: because it has been so personal in my past. For sure,

659
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 1: in this business, it's like, well, girl, we liked her

660
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: left eyebrow more than yours.

661
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 2: So sometimes I kid you, not you being funny, but

662
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 2: it really be like we wanted. When our son was

663
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: auditioning for Little Rascals, he was auditioned for Buckwheed and

664
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,479
Speaker 2: I think Porky is his partner, and they love the Porky,

665
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 2: but they were like, the kid that plays Buckweed has

666
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 2: to be like literally four inches taller whatever it was.

667
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 2: So they wanted to make sure acting don't do that

668
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 2: is that everybody can do it.

669
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 3: That is, we need somebody right here.

670
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: They can literally be that minute, Like we don't want

671
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 2: Buckweed in Porky to be the same size. We don't

672
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,719
Speaker 2: want bucke d shorter, we want Buckwee to be and

673
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 2: not we don't want them that tall. We had to

674
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 2: go to the thing and we and measure Isaiah because

675
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: they were.

676
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 3: Like and that's and that's how it be. But for me,

677
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 3: we don't get no notes and nothing.

678
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: Just you just don't hear nothing from two weeks anything.

679
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 1: The movie made the trailers on my face when the

680
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: trailer dropped. I auditioned for the Halle Bailey Italy movie.

681
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: When that fucking trailer dropped, I was I was like,

682
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: I sat, I sat in the theater. I was like,

683
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: because Nena Lee said, we don't go see the movie.

684
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: We ain't getting no.

685
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 2: Other movies are over eight no more wrong? See that

686
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:38,239
Speaker 2: got that movie? I went. I was in the theater right.

687
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: The thing is, when I auditioned for that, that's when

688
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: my I had to pop that blood vessel in my

689
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: fucking eye.

690
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 3: So I'm like, it was it the eye?

691
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't it. I know, seriously, can y'all just

692
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: tell me what package? Can y'all just say something else because.

693
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 2: All bloody you don't. You can't get the wrong cong

694
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 2: with bloody eye.

695
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to be so hey manager, my eye up?

696
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 3: Can I do?

697
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: I Still, it was like, well, it was a good audition,

698
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: but that I fucked up. I would like, hay my slate,

699
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: smell Mitchell. I'm five ft one.

700
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 3: This is just it's gonna go away in like three weeks.

701
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 3: I'm based in Atlanta, Georgia. It was it was all bad.

702
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 2: So anyway, so that Pa like having to watch the

703
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 2: thing you auditioned for audition for Insecure after thinking that

704
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 2: I got it because Ray. The first line of the

705
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 2: email said, Rays asked for you. So I went around

706
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 2: all death like y'all niggas get rid. Personally requested, personally requested.

707
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 2: I'm doing Insecure. You broke boys, enjoy this job, go home.

708
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: Read The rest of the email says, here's the audition instructions.

709
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: I said, oh, I got it. Audition never heard back.

710
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 2: I've seen I think Philip Hudson got it. It was

711
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: like a dating scene. I was like, I can't see

712
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: you in that month time.

713
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm securologists. I know exactly what you're like. You would

714
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: have never done that.

715
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: I'm like somebody's father. I can't date these are Ray like,

716
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 2: I'm her principal.

717
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 3: How you and Philip Hudson we.

718
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: Shouldn't have been in there. I shouldn't he belonged where

719
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: he belonged. I'm somebody's father. I got children.

720
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, but you wasn't that old back then.

721
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 2: I looked I looked like a follow.

722
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 3: You started really balding.

723
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: I was balding. I got launch soft launching the bald

724
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 2: This part was going. I ain't nobody put their hand

725
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: on my shoulder yet, I had to go to no

726
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: full beard. I wasn't as handsome as I am now

727
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: I kind of grew into my handsome.

728
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: Figure out where you would have fit into, I would.

729
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 2: Have fit in at We got y'all. One of people

730
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 2: working at her job. When she left that job, them

731
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: nigga's gone.

732
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 3: You could have been just walking down the streets, down street.

733
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: Molly would have fucked you. Molly would have fucked anybody,

734
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: but Molly fuck Lore. I was like, now, molleyn you

735
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: had no business fucking little real on this show. That's

736
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: your coworker. Molly just fucking anybody.

737
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 2: I could have been in that office with her. I

738
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: couldn't even lawyer because the dude from wildering out he

739
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 2: was bald. We had bald representation and insecure and we

740
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 2: had fat men. Haven't been nigga. Now.

741
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if Mlissa would let you go hunt

742
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: cheeks clapping because we like cheeks, like.

743
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 2: Melissa ain't waning for no cheeks. I don't think I

744
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 2: can do a second take it in me. I can't

745
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 2: do no sex scene. Get out of here, and I

746
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 2: know HBO I needed to be pitch black. Get away

747
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 2: from it. I'm not doing this with y'all the of

748
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 2: the cover.

749
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: But you lost aff killed the semi finals, so like

750
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: in between the semi finals final, I got engaged.

751
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 3: All this shit happened, so I'm like, yeah, this is great.

752
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't focus on being engaged. I'm like, thanks for

753
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: the ring pal I got.

754
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 2: This show.

755
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: Changed my life in a change, like we changed this

756
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: Brokee nigga life. I was so ready. We got ten

757
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: thousand dollars as the Pride. I won't even worry about that.

758
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: That's like one little brand deal.

759
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 2: That's fine, Okay, big spending at the.

760
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: Time, because I was living my mama. I wish I

761
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: want to be that bit so bad from two years

762
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: ago that ten thousand dollars one ship. This wedding is

763
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: running me tried.

764
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,239
Speaker 2: What did you getting married August August? And you got

765
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 2: Destination wedding technically, yeah, yeah, you people get to fly in,

766
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: fly in, so honestly, don't come.

767
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: If y'all don't come, then we can just nip this

768
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: in the butt. I can just cash at them thirty

769
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: dollars for the begu And movie. Fine, but no, so

770
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm running my jokes. I'm like, okay, do this.

771
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. And in hindsight, when I realized

772
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: that everybody else is doing their same set from the

773
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: semi finals.

774
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: Oh, you was doing a new set.

775
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 3: I was doing a new set.

776
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 2: See this is the thing. This, this discussion has been

777
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 2: happening at funny AF. The average viewer is not understanding

778
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: in comedy competition, you ain't working new material. All this

779
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: ship this is tried. I don't have time. I don't

780
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 2: have to develop nothing. People like he did a joke

781
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 2: from this show. Of course he did that was that

782
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: was on TikTok. I saw that joke. Why would I.

783
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: Bring some new ship to the Kevin hartsh.

784
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 2: No, if I get this special, then I'm gonna do

785
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 2: my new stuff. These are showcase sets.

786
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: These are set I don't have.

787
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 3: I don't But that's the thing I used.

788
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I wasn't even telling like, you know, the

789
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: jokes I would tell about like my sister Dance and

790
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: Nancy all Day told them jokes in years. I brought

791
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: them back for the semi finals killed.

792
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 3: So I'm like, oh, and because.

793
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: I had just started headlining, I know, like from my

794
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: audience to take you down. Chris Brown joke killed, So

795
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm gonna do that, do this. That

796
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: audience was full of unteasing uncles because it's a Deon

797
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: Cole show. Dion Cole, who fine old ship. I bombed

798
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: in front of fine old shit. Fuck he'd already said

799
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: something suggested to me. I'm like, hell yeah, Dionne, choose

800
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: know me and then I go bomb. He's like, little

801
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: thick fitch ain't funny at all.

802
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 2: Fuck is that your first bomb?

803
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm my first bomb at the final I've never bombed before,

804
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: like I've never like I've.

805
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 2: Done not well, oh it's not committeem.

806
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: Right, and like you know, like we were South Carolina

807
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: because I was just talking about on threads all South

808
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: Carolina's and my replies. By the way, they were like,

809
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: what's the worst audience you ever had? And I was

810
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: like in South Carolina, Columbia, South Carolina, and that fucking

811
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: grocery story went.

812
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 2: Oh boy, that was awful. That was a tough gi.

813
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: We came back in that greenroom so defeated every step,

814
00:33:59,120 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: beat us up.

815
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: But I found a good joke. I'm telling you, I

816
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 2: find some good jokes. When it ain't going well that

817
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 2: you just don't I gotta try something. So but but but.

818
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: But luckily we was all bombing, so it wasn't even

819
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: that it was just me. But I bombed so crazy,

820
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't even so much that I wasn't good

821
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 1: because I know me, I know what I'm capable of.

822
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: So when we had the finals, you know, I have

823
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: my little pin outfit on, and you know, I think

824
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: I have to be cognizant of my look. And she

825
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: and Franklin gave me some really really good advice when

826
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 1: like my first couple years of comments. Shees like, because

827
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: you're pretty, you got to get the audience.

828
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: On your side.

829
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: All the women in the audience gonna think you want

830
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: to fuck that nigga. All the niggas want to fuck you.

831
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 1: So you need to just make sure you doing your

832
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: due diligence.

833
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 2: But what does that look like?

834
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 3: So that's why I tell my small.

835
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: Fat joke self deprecating humor.

836
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: Stelf deprecating humor not And I'm a loser, but I

837
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: got a little good. But I'm still cute though, So

838
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: I gotta because you gonna think I think I'm all that,

839
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: and they're gonna think I'm spody. They're gonna see I'm

840
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 1: acting spody on stage. So now you're gonna be like,

841
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: cause you know, black people gonna don't hold that like

842
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: I do it, so it's a comedian peer I don't like.

843
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: So with black people, you gotta get on your side.

844
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: So they had us do little packages like little They

845
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: asked the question, what was you gonna do with the

846
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars? And I said something like normal. They

847
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: was like, nah, I say something funny. So I'm like

848
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: me being sarcastic. I'm gonna get a BB on top

849
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: of another b b BB said some stupid shiite. But

850
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: that's what they played before I went on stage. Oh,

851
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: I think you know Dojagat was like, that's my sense

852
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: of humor. I think they didn't understand.

853
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 3: I think that immediately turned the audience off from jump.

854
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 3: So I go in.

855
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: I do my little city girls like real ass bitch.

856
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: No one's rapping, no one, I was like, and they

857
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: called my name. My friend is an audience. It's a theater.

858
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 3: You know how big a theater is.

859
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: The silence was like deafening, and before I said a word,

860
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: by the way, so I bombed.

861
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 3: Before I even started.

862
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, oh yeah.

863
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: So I'm going through my jokes. I do my usual.

864
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: Nothing is hitty. I mean all faithfuls. I'm mad and shit,

865
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 1: I know gonna work and okay, let me put this

866
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 1: in there.

867
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 3: They don't give a fuck.

868
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 2: There ain't no worse feeling than the stuff that's worked

869
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 2: a million times is not working for the first time.

870
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 2: And you like, I know this, I know this is funny.

871
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 2: This is headline.

872
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 3: And because again.

873
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: You know when I did it the special in LA

874
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: I did it in my my headline showing like Atlanta.

875
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 3: Then in New York my Chris.

876
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: Brown jokes, everybody be off their feet, screaming, laughing. I'm like, ok,

877
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him with this. It's not first off,

878
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: they'd already don't fucking me. I got some laughs about

879
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 1: I've listened to it one time, like I've been so cringe.

880
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to it. I've listened to it.

881
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 3: I'm getting laughs, but nowhere.

882
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: What I'm used to, Like I'm used to in the theater,

883
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: like when I opened up for You and Tony that

884
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: time at Tabernacle, the laughs were pushing my body back.

885
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 2: Like I feel like I was mon like you was.

886
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 2: I know what I'm capable of black people was giving

887
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 2: the Atlanta is one of the greatest places to perform

888
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 2: because the black people, We're gonna give you this hug

889
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 2: of love, of laughter if you if you're.

890
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: Good, yes, And I'm like a pleasant surprise because people

891
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: are in Atlanta and r k F and they know

892
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: who I am.

893
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 3: But DC, they were jail.

894
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 2: But how did you respond to that?

895
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: I just had to I had to commit. When I

896
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: did the Chris Brown joke, I literally did the crowd.

897
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: I got on the floor and did the crowd. Baby

898
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: nind you. I went out there in a red leather

899
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: outfit like Eddie Murphy. By the way, because it was

900
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: in DC. I was like, I'm an amage to delirious.

901
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: So when I win with my black boots and my

902
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: red outfit and my leather, it's gonna be some man.

903
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: Hear my fucking delirious outfit humping the floor. I said,

904
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna lose, which I'm going down, I'm not

905
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: going down without a fight. I'm doing the cry baby

906
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: silence silence across the theater. You know how loud theater

907
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: silence is you gotta rent the delirious. It's making the

908
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: fucking swish squeak sounds humiliated. So then it's like you

909
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: gotta get up. Then I gotta I have a scuff

910
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: on that boot to this day at my first time

911
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: wearing a scuff on the boot. And everyone else did good.

912
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: And the thing is, the people who I was okay

913
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,240
Speaker 1: with losing with we all none of us placed.

914
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, this is not come on now, y'all,

915
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 3: now y'all. So like.

916
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: Everyone else did better than me, and I was like,

917
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: you know what, this is not my and I just

918
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: kind of sald the rest of the time and it's like, noah,

919
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: this is like a pussy and it's like, but I

920
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: was defeated. I was like, I've never experienced something like this,

921
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: especially on the stage is big in front of Dion call.

922
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 2: Oh five ship, damn go there have you a bomb?

923
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 2: In front of your fiance did that night?

924
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh he was there, yeah, in his arms that night.

925
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: When I got back the hotel, all was bad.

926
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so oh it's great. That's great. It was.

927
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: But afterwards, like I you know, people was like they're

928
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: they're it's okay a little bad bitch.

929
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 3: I'm already out here thinking I'm cute.

930
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: So when it's like when I when I bomb, it's

931
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: harder for it's just so hard being pretty right now.

932
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: It's I'm not I'm not trying to be like ridiculous,

933
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: but like as a female comic that doesn't have like

934
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: a more untier aesthetic or like a untier like a

935
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: more you get what I'm saying, like a mammy, like no,

936
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: but if you're more like an older old my kids,

937
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: my grandkids, y'all need to be yack kids Like I'm not,

938
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk about dad or like even

939
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: even it's more powerful even even be a lesbian, you

940
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like when you over there with

941
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: your titties out and all this stuff, they already thinking

942
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: like look at this little dumb bitch thinking she's cute,

943
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: she be funny at all. It's like people are thinking

944
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: that misogyny.

945
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 3: Duh, but it's more power.

946
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 1: It was like, Okay, it's like if they want to

947
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: fuck you and know they can't, Yeah, they want to

948
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: fuck you and they can still, but so it's just

949
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: it's just layers to it. So I just felt the way.

950
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: But Chris Prinson was like it's all right, Shorty, like

951
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: you know, you'll be all right, and you will and

952
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: you will, and I was like I was really mad

953
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: by the agent and he was like, you'll be fine,

954
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: and it was just like.

955
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 3: I don't know if I should name jump.

956
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: Everyone know you already know where I'm getting. But he

957
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: kind of like scolded me another like person on the

958
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: things scolded me and was like, you know, I can't

959
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 1: put those kind of jokes on TV.

960
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 2: You singing songs.

961
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 3: I'm just like.

962
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like it's.

963
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: Someone who you would think you put on pedalstals and

964
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: it's like they're just not that. They just not that.

965
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: Everyone's just that guy. It's just some guy, just.

966
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 3: Some just some guy. So he was like I just

967
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 3: wanted to do well in front of this person. That person.

968
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 3: They just they're not what they you know what I'm.

969
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 2: Saying, I feel you.

970
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: And also I was all right and luckily like when

971
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: that happened, I had to sell to New York the

972
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: next day anyway to do something for a culture Cohn

973
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: and we did like the Max Games. Me and Auntie

974
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: had the time of our fucking lives and that I

975
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: want to it was she's so sweet, so so much fun.

976
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: I was like, I needed this so bad.

977
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:26,959
Speaker 2: She just seems fun.

978
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,479
Speaker 3: Oh no, she's it's like a childlike fun, like you want.

979
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: To seeing game the game fun down with page. Yeah.

980
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 3: So yeah, Like it was just like that's what.

981
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 1: If I hadn't go straight home from there, I'll probably would,

982
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: but luckily I had some fun buffer and then I

983
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: went home.

984
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, so you also not. I think

985
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: I was with you when this happened. You were on

986
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 2: tour and you were going through a breakup and it

987
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 2: was a devastating breakup.

988
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when me and that boy broke up, we

989
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: broke it for a year, like we're getting married a

990
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 1: couple months, but we broke up for a year, broken

991
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 1: up and I.

992
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 3: Found out, I mean, y'all know the story. He found

993
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: out you cheated on me, and it was it.

994
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 2: Some people are watching this for the first time, you

995
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 2: know what, this.

996
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: May be our first time meeting me. So like in

997
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: the first year of our relationship, he had cheated on

998
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: me and I found out. I just did keep your distance.

999
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm want to hire you randomly asked me to go

1000
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: on towards you. I'm like, hell yeah, And then he

1001
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: was like, you want to.

1002
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 2: Open for it?

1003
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 3: Was there show?

1004
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: So I was in Miami and is that it was

1005
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: Labor Day, Labor Day that Monday, the show was Wins.

1006
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: They had to fly out Tuesday. I found out he

1007
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: cheated on me Monday. Literally threw up like literally like

1008
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 1: it was something. Literally threw up. I don't and I

1009
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 1: don't emotionally throw up like that's something you've seen the movie.

1010
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 1: I threw up like I have never been so devastated

1011
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: in my life, like it was. It was the worst

1012
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 1: day of my life. And I told to my mom,

1013
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: was like, this feels worse than dad dying, because at least.

1014
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 3: We ask you that we all lost that.

1015
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 2: You just lost that boy. I'm the old.

1016
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 3: Person team, I'm the only person that is happening.

1017
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 2: To This is not happening, shared experience.

1018
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: We all lost our dad, you lost your husband, they

1019
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: lost their cousin whatever.

1020
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 3: This is only happening.

1021
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so and you gotta perform. This is what I

1022
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 2: was talking about with Neglie Stallium where I felt bad

1023
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 2: for her. She's going through a public breakup and she's

1024
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 2: contracted to work. I gotta go to work. You had that.

1025
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 3: Meg ship was so triggering I had to log off, I.

1026
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 2: Bet because you had that was a Dreamville show? Are

1027
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 2: Linux big show? I had to do sold out and

1028
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 2: are Lenox is there?

1029
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 1: She's there in the audience. I'm with these other more

1030
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 1: seasoned female comedians having to pull my own way.

1031
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was some dogs on there. It was

1032
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 2: some Paris. Yeah, I'm fluid out.

1033
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 3: This like my second time ever really being fluid out.

1034
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 2: I'm like a Lynx was actually from the beginning.

1035
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: Audience and it's Nigga's is dreaming. It was so much happening.

1036
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: So like, what did you do? Like, how did you

1037
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 2: because you had a great set, Was that the first

1038
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 2: time that you had to like compartmentalize your personal life

1039
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 2: and go to work?

1040
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean in the context of comedy, Yeah, for sure,

1041
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: Like you know, my breakup, I had to go to

1042
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 1: work the next day. Yeah, but the first one when

1043
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: I was in a I was in like twenty three, Yeah, breakup,

1044
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: like I mean performance, Yes, Because you know, a lot

1045
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: of my jokes are rooted in my darkness, which my

1046
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: dad daddy jokes, and I get my sense of humor

1047
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: from my dad. Like, so talking about the hard shit

1048
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: has never been a problem for me. And it's actually

1049
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: helped me talk about it. Like I was talking to

1050
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: somebody else, I was like, you know, comedy is how

1051
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: I'm able to talk about my dad so freely. In college,

1052
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: I didn't talk about my dad. I just didn't talk

1053
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: about it just happened. Yeah, I didn't talk about him.

1054
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: My friends never hurt me talk about my dad, so

1055
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're like, dang, she talking about her dady

1056
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: all the time now. But that wasn't something I spoke

1057
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: about it undergrad. But me joking about it has allowed

1058
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: me to speak on it. And his humor is my humor.

1059
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: It wasn't necessarily as dark because the darkness came from

1060
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: him dying. But he's always been very inappropriate just and

1061
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: that's where I get it from. Like, for example, one

1062
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 1: day he was he was driving me to school. This

1063
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: is like eleventh grade, and he's complaining. He's like, I'm

1064
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: just so tired of taking school, like this is just

1065
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: every day.

1066
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 3: It's just school, school, school, school.

1067
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, looked at you, laid down and

1068
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 1: made me so take me to fucking school.

1069
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: Bro.

1070
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: I didn't have to be here, oh man, made me

1071
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: take me to school.

1072
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, And because I was like you laid down and

1073
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 3: made me.

1074
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: He was like, actually, when we made you, we were

1075
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: standing up. Dad is my father, ladies and gentlemen, So

1076
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: I'm honoring the legacy. Okay, it's not funny. I'm like,

1077
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: that's great, but that's my dad. So it's like people

1078
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: don't understand me. And my sister's like, we're all so great,

1079
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: but seeing my mom be so mild man and they're like,

1080
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: how did y'all If y'all would have seen my dad

1081
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: for five seconds, y'all be like.

1082
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 2: Okay, it makes sense in the whole.

1083
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: So, even with my dad dying, we kept going out

1084
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: running for for not Congress, running right, just we had

1085
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: to keep going so and that like that's what all

1086
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: I've ever known. So even in the midst of me,

1087
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm writing jokes, I'm in.

1088
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: There like I'm in the lab. Wait, this is buddy

1089
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:06,919
Speaker 2: as fuck.

1090
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: So I had to explode like five to seven minutes

1091
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: of breakup jokes that I've never told before.

1092
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 3: Because the shit just happened in that set.

1093
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I taught my friends.

1094
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 3: Didn't even know my friends, and my audience didn't even

1095
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 3: know I had.

1096
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: It just happened.

1097
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 2: Wow.

1098
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: Other than my friend that I was with on my

1099
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: flight from Miami to DC. Who Literally, I'm in the

1100
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: in the airport with no wig. He's holding me up like, man,

1101
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 1: it's okay, baby, it's okay. It was so bad, but

1102
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: I came up with my funniest jokes to the point

1103
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: like I was like, Okay, if I'm getting back with

1104
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: the boy and gonna mary and I should probably stop

1105
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: telling these he cheated on me jokes.

1106
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 3: Those are my funny joys.

1107
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: Advatise. I'm about to bring them bits back out. I'm

1108
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: gonna rework them. But that's some of the funnies.

1109
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 2: Hilarious to tell those jokes and then be like, also,

1110
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 2: we're getting married in August.

1111
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: We're getting married.

1112
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 2: I just got married. But you know, to go from that,

1113
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,720
Speaker 2: that whiplash is funny.

1114
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: It's funny. I gave him a list of demands. We

1115
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: did the therapy, we prayed, we went no content, We

1116
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: didn't that procedure.

1117
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 2: That's also funny. Listen, you know some stuff.

1118
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: There, all right, and you know there's a level of

1119
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: cheating back that needs to happen for some rehabilitation.

1120
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 2: You ain't done that. You can't do that now.

1121
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm talking about years ago, you figured it out.

1122
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: I eventually got that. I wasn't mentally well enough to

1123
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: do it in the beginning, but once I got my

1124
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: my marbles back together.

1125
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: You'd get cheat back if y'all broke up, though, can.

1126
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: You You can figure it out. You can work it out.

1127
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: That's why I say, Look, if you're gonna take your

1128
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: nigga back, either you shut the fuck up or you

1129
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: do something evil back. And honestly, the evil isn't about

1130
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: making him feel bad. You gotta do that shit for

1131
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: yourself because you not gonna feel right. You gotta do

1132
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: whatever it takes for you to feel like yourself again.

1133
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: Do that. Be careful, be safe, your shit together, but

1134
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: do what you need to do. But I I got

1135
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: them jokes. And the funny thing about it is when

1136
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: you asked me to go on tour, I didn't have

1137
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: a strong fifteen. Really, I did not have a strong fifteen.

1138
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: I agreed, but I was like, the ten minutes. I

1139
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: gave him a ten minute second, that's it, that's the

1140
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: ten minutes.

1141
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 2: So wait, hold up, no, I don't. I don't think

1142
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 2: I knew this.

1143
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: I did not have a strong fifteen. But when I

1144
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: got cheated on, I had more material. Yeah, and that

1145
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: is the material I toured with you with. So it

1146
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: all worked out. And me being around.

1147
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 2: On three moment, come on, y'all, Come on, y'all.

1148
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: But even being on tour with you, to hear Greg

1149
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: and Josh y'all talking me off the ledge.

1150
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: Every weekend we make TikTok dances to keep you happy.

1151
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 3: I was not well, but I needed that.

1152
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't get me crying here, don't cry, don't throw up.

1153
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 3: That's so when they proct you on an internet count,

1154
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 3: I'd be.

1155
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 2: Like, y'all, it's all about hey, guys, taking a quick

1156
00:48:46,360 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 2: commercial break. We'll be right back. You know what's interesting

1157
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 2: about because this is what I actually love for you.

1158
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 2: I think a lot of times people when presented an

1159
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 2: opportunity they don't think they're ready for. They say no,

1160
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 2: you said yes, and then was like, let me get

1161
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 2: ready for it. That job I got all death they

1162
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 2: said we're gonna hire us, said great. I lied all

1163
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: up and through that audition interview, Yes, yes, I managed

1164
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 2: teams with ten twelve people. What in They're like, I'm

1165
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 2: all these people's boss, Yes I am. Yes, let me

1166
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 2: see your sketches, let me see your stuff, you can

1167
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: figure we all faking it anyway. They don't know along

1168
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 2: the way. That's I'm really proud of you for doing that,

1169
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 2: because you know, we was on some dates for that time.

1170
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 3: I had a real job at the time too.

1171
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 2: Yes, and you you progressed as a comedian from.

1172
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 1: That first first set versus Okay, well, here's the here.

1173
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 3: I didn't know how to host.

1174
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do.

1175
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, well, keV, I learned.

1176
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: So I grew so much as a comedy even now

1177
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: when I look back and keep your distance, that shit

1178
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: is trash, you think.

1179
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: So that's still one of my favorites.

1180
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 3: That was a good set.

1181
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: But I feel like I have so many notes for

1182
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: myself because even those jokes, I don't even tell half

1183
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: those jokes anymore. Yeah, And it's like dang I added

1184
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: that tag. Oh, I don't tell that like that no more.

1185
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 1: Oh I should have did this, I should have did that.

1186
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: But even with.

1187
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 2: That, but that's the best you could be at that moment.

1188
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: That was but at the time killed Yeah, and you

1189
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: know that's another thing, that me getting to keep your distance,

1190
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: that saga. I missed my flight, yeah, because I was

1191
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: late for my flight.

1192
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 2: Oh.

1193
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: Because the issue was I had never flown with y'all before,

1194
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: so I don't think Greg had my KT in, so

1195
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: my pre check wasn't on that. I'm so in the

1196
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: airport late with Chick fil A. I ain't got no

1197
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: pre check, so I'm trying to get the layer to add.

1198
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: At this point, it's almost too late to even check

1199
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: my bag, so I'm like, I'll just go through clear,

1200
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 1: take my shoes off like a peasant. I was disgusted.

1201
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: Then I'm running through the terminal running.

1202
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 3: I don't run.

1203
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen me run? No, because I don't.

1204
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: I had on birking stocks. I didn't even know how

1205
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: to travel good because I'll learned how to travel with y'all.

1206
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: So I get on the next flight. They put me

1207
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: on standby. My mom was on the phone because I'm

1208
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: so we're still wearing masks.

1209
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 3: My mask is full of snunt.

1210
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:18,439
Speaker 2: Oh.

1211
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: My triggered my allergies. Now I'm sneezing, blowing my nose.

1212
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: My mom is like, well, you need to just buy

1213
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: the flight straight out so you can make sure you

1214
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: have a seat, because you get on standby and you.

1215
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 3: Don't get on your light.

1216
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 2: And then from Atlanta.

1217
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: From Atlanta, so I had influence some money for my

1218
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 1: little brand deals. I had like a look, three thousand

1219
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,720
Speaker 1: dollars save, so I used that to buy my flight.

1220
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 1: At this point, that's how much I'm getting paid for

1221
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: keep your distance. So now I'm getting paid nothing. But

1222
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm just happy to be there. So I get on

1223
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,959
Speaker 1: the flight. My period is on because I'm blowing my nose.

1224
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: I've bled through my clothes. I we get on the

1225
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: next flight, we're taxing. We end up taxing so long

1226
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: we no longer have the legal amount of gas to

1227
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: fly to La So now the plane has to go

1228
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 1: to the gas station. Oh my, I didn't know existed,

1229
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: but got damn airport. So now we're getting it. I

1230
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: watched a full movie waiting for the plane to take off.

1231
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: I was supposed to leave it like ten in the morning.

1232
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: It's it's two now.

1233
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So the second.

1234
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: Flight is just delayed. I finally get off the plane.

1235
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: We finally get in the air. There's a dog next

1236
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 1: to me. It was a cute dog, but a dog. Nonetheless,

1237
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm bloody and gross. It's just so much going on.

1238
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 1: I ain't never had no car picked me from the airport.

1239
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: Now I'm just and it's so funny just think of

1240
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: how ex excited I was, and that became the norm

1241
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: for me because I'm so spoiled by Kevin Stay. You know,

1242
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: I've paid for my own trap to LA I bought

1243
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: a rental, I bought my flight, I got my own hotel.

1244
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:43,760
Speaker 3: I've spent like three thousand dollars.

1245
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 2: On this trip. I never wanna do this it again

1246
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 2: this time?

1247
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 3: Did Today?

1248
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: I drove here. I have a little car, and I

1249
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: forgot that the hotel parking is sixty three dollars a

1250
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:52,879
Speaker 1: fucking day.

1251
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 3: The car's costing like six hundred dollars. I don't have

1252
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 3: a car.

1253
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 2: Note you out here, you get it at the right now.

1254
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 3: I'm getting it out of the mode. You're not gonna

1255
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 3: get it out some money.

1256
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 2: And it really got to so all of those.

1257
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: Things happened when I trying to get here the first time.

1258
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: But I'm like, the devil's really trying to stop me.

1259
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 1: Imagine my life if I didn't do keep your distance, man,

1260
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: I can't everything I have today, not everything in the world,

1261
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: but like most of the things I have comedically and

1262
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: like career wise, my accomplishments are from me making sure

1263
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: I got on that fucking plane to la in June

1264
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty two.

1265
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 2: Wow, and four years ago.

1266
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: That was four years ago. So I'm just thinking how

1267
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,879
Speaker 1: important it was for me to get on this show

1268
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: and kill it. I didn't think it would turn into

1269
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: all of this. I just wanted to do well because

1270
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 1: I had an opportunity and I wasn't gonna squander it.

1271
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: And I remember getting all dressed up, getting in the

1272
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: black crowd, was feeling so fancy, and I got up

1273
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 1: on that stage and again, no one ever knows what's

1274
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: gonna come out of my mouth.

1275
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 3: I remember you were like, oh, look at you. At Fit.

1276
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, okay, Ross by the way from Ross and

1277
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: everybody like, oh, you're so cute.

1278
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 3: And I said, I got some for y'all. Asses, don't

1279
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 3: worry about it.

1280
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you're so cute.

1281
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 3: Jokes, and I just got up there and I ripped you.

1282
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 2: Probably you were speaking a mile. I could tell you

1283
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 2: were from Atlanta because most Atlantic man, y'all the jokes

1284
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 2: per minute. Y'all just be like, I'm not gonna give

1285
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 2: you a chance to even catch your breath. I'm gonna

1286
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 2: hit you in the mouth a million times, ten minutes gone,

1287
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 2: eleven minutes gone. And that was also a really great show.

1288
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 3: It was a good show. It was a good lineup.

1289
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 2: So the audience just loved you. But also I want

1290
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 2: to say this, you wouldn't. You were always gonna be

1291
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 2: what you're gonna be. Keep your distance was just a

1292
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 2: part of your journey. If you missed that flight, you

1293
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 2: were always another one you would have. If you missed compete,

1294
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 2: keep your distance, you were always going to be what

1295
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 2: you were gonna be. There would just be another part

1296
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 2: of your story because you I ain't keep calling you

1297
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,399
Speaker 2: because you did want to keep your distance. I keep

1298
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 2: calling you because you deliver on everything and.

1299
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: I deliver and that and that was the importance. I

1300
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 1: need to deliver the show that I can do this

1301
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: and I do do this. And it was like when

1302
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: I did that, he asked me to come do this

1303
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: and come do that. Every time you call me, what

1304
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: I do, I deliver. And that means a lot to

1305
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: me because that's how I get work, because I did

1306
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: things with them X amount of time ago and they

1307
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 1: want me to come back. I'm very important, Like I'm

1308
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: very focused on like retention, Like I really I like

1309
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: to retreat.

1310
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 2: Kept your whole thing going, your own socials, and I keep.

1311
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 1: My own stuff going, to keep myself relevant on top

1312
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: of mind.

1313
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 2: And this is what I do.

1314
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 3: And by the way, I still do saying that, and

1315
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 3: by the way, I can still do it.

1316
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: Write. I can write some jokes by Harry Pottery. Want

1317
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: to talk about you want want to make fun of niggas?

1318
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 1: You want to do this? I want to dress up.

1319
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 2: Or just a character work? What you want?

1320
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 3: What I got it for?

1321
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 2: You have you finally let go of the whole I've

1322
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 2: got to make it in Hollywood.

1323
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 3: To make it. It's so funny.

1324
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: We just have the conversation last time I was here,

1325
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: and nothing that happened. I was feeling all on a

1326
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: high from that night. None of that came out, None

1327
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: of that fell through monest Is a month ago. The

1328
00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: audition I had at the showcase didn't get that. The

1329
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: meeting that I had, the big Hollywood meeting didn't come through.

1330
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 2: Wow.

1331
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: So it's like I'm dealing with so much rejection now,

1332
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: Like going back to my conversation about like how I

1333
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,879
Speaker 1: feel about rejection, It's just like, Okay, I'm gonna keep going.

1334
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 3: But y'all got me.

1335
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 1: Like I can't, but I have to continually prove myself.

1336
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: I was talking to another comedian last night. She's like,

1337
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: you got this and you got that. I was like,

1338
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: and yet I'm still having to cap dance. And it's like,

1339
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 1: I see why keV just went ahead and build his

1340
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 1: own ship.

1341
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 2: You can't tell me no if it's mine, if and

1342
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 2: that makes you. I cast myself number one, I should

1343
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 2: have been number One'm ana call sheet.

1344
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 3: Don't type it out.

1345
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 2: I'm put myself number one.

1346
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: So I'm and I'm just gonna keep on working and

1347
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: doing stuff and you know, hoping.

1348
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 3: keV call me back. I'm like, it can't just be

1349
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 3: keV though, can't be.

1350
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: It can't just be kept even freelance, Like freelance is

1351
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: something I got random my home, Like all you want

1352
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: to do the same.

1353
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 3: Sure, I'll do it.

1354
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: It turned into me being on fucking Sundance again, and

1355
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: I delivered on that. I delivered the first time. Just

1356
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: I was just, hey, we gotta do a shoot, okay.

1357
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,439
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I got the megana sign concert latter.

1358
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 2: So let's part of the reason I different. One of

1359
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 2: the biggest reason that was a Turner Brothers and two.

1360
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 2: I was like, y'all got mel Mitch and literally so

1361
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 2: I was just telling somebody.

1362
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not like saying, it's like to

1363
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: put my dick onto like the reason kept signed doing yes,

1364
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: this is a nice product. But he saw I was

1365
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: one it, which legitimized the project him. He's like, if

1366
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: E mail is.

1367
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 2: On here, yeah, I'm sure people think like this.

1368
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: Was that another calf thing that I'm signed. I'm like, no, no, no, no,

1369
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: I've been here. You were only Dad Kep signed signed

1370
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: on When he saw my name on it, I think

1371
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: you called me or like, hey.

1372
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 3: You know these Turner fellas.

1373
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,439
Speaker 2: I'm like that cool, people's for sure.

1374
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: And we just spent a day or two in Columbus

1375
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: and now I mean Sundance And it's so crazy because

1376
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 1: I saw at Sundance amazing to all the reception.

1377
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 2: Which is this is how good God is. I'm sorry

1378
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 2: to interrupt you. Was that your dream to be a Sundance?

1379
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,479
Speaker 3: It wasn't like the dream or like my singular dream.

1380
00:57:58,520 --> 00:57:58,959
Speaker 2: But like.

1381
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: I didn't even see that. I didn't even know that

1382
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: was on the table. When when they called me like hey,

1383
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: we're going to Sundays. I said, there they let niggas

1384
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: a Sunday.

1385
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 3: You know, I didn't even know they do pilots. I'm like,

1386
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 3: she said, what do you want to go?

1387
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? What else?

1388
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Sundance. So it was just God

1389
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: be doing stuff I ain't even ask.

1390
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 2: Him to do. So now it's God.

1391
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, But and I put that on there.

1392
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 2: I want it's been God the whole time. That's the

1393
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 2: faith God, that's the faith.

1394
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.

1395
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 2: And then I was going to finish it with you,

1396
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 2: former church girl.

1397
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: And I think even with me being a former church girl,

1398
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: I'm just a church girl period. I'm always going to

1399
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: be a church girl. And I'm a question. I'm gonna

1400
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: say what the fuck I got to say? And I'm

1401
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: an cuss back. It's always been God, and I think

1402
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: that's the important probatly. Even when I was talking to

1403
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: my mom when I did the Good Girl video and

1404
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: the Saint tax were not please with me.

1405
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 2: Let go start her out.

1406
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 4: BROFA that day, got your up, now take it out.

1407
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 4: The church girls were mad at me and I said

1408
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 4: what I said.

1409
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 3: My mom even tried to like scold me about it.

1410
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 3: Just the church of it all.

1411
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, mom, when have I ever

1412
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: followed directions? When have I ever just took what y'all

1413
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: have told me at face value and listened? And she

1414
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: was like, well, right, that applies to church too, because

1415
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: as the youngest child, I'm an deserver. My whole found

1416
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: just like, shut the fuck up. Okay, I'll shut the

1417
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: fuck up. I'm taking notes. So I've just noticed everything,

1418
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: whether it be like family members of people from church

1419
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: and people that we know. I'm noticing patterns and it's like,

1420
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: I ain't gotta do all this. None of this matters.

1421
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: I say, the girls from church, good, sweet girl, nice girl,

1422
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: saving herself for a trying and trying ain't worth a

1423
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: damn fucking trying. You want me to think this is

1424
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: ordained by God?

1425
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 3: He didn't ship, that's the that's the gift getting married to.

1426
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 3: And it was James who played.

1427
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: The drugs or James, you know what I mean, James's

1428
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: I've known in my day this was would be fast

1429
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 1: and praying for James. I can't fuck nobody with James

1430
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: because everybody the purity culture.

1431
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 3: I'm over here swaying my couchie to Jesus.

1432
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:31,919
Speaker 1: And my dad, or I'm gonna get struck by lightning.

1433
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: I see the dick suckers from middle school doing just fine.

1434
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 3: Fuck this, man, I'm not I'm not doing this.

1435
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 1: Come on, it's not this is This ship is all

1436
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: made up, right, this ship is all made up and

1437
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 1: not even in just like a famous kind of way.

1438
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, my understanding of the world is like, well, no,

1439
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: I think this is these are tools. And the more

1440
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: I gotten radicalized, the more I've been able to look

1441
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 1: at things and zoom out, it's like, no.

1442
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 2: But you still thank God for your for every thing

1443
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 2: in your career.

1444
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 1: Because I'm still got favorite And that's that's one of

1445
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 1: the points I made, Like even with like the whole

1446
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: like uh denouncing of it on like demonizing the black

1447
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: works and all of that, and I'm just like, and

1448
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: when people disagree with you religiously, it's like, that's the devil.

1449
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 3: You the devil.

1450
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: You ill you think that fuck with the devil. It

1451
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: gives devil. It never gave devil. It literally never gave devil. Like, dude,

1452
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 1: does my life look like somebody who does not have

1453
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: God's grace on it?

1454
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 3: You don't see the power of God. And the things

1455
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 3: that I'm doing.

1456
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: It just don't give it.

1457
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 2: Never gave Devil could go on stage, could go on stage.

1458
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 2: I have a whole never.

1459
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: When I work it on my New Hour. Mentally, I'm

1460
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 1: gonna do a whole church girl segment and I'm talking

1461
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: about addressing marriage and all. This already got the title

1462
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: and everything. It never gave Devil though, like you think,

1463
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: I fuck, I just know the devil musty.

1464
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 3: There's no mussy.

1465
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: I don't even like musty people like that. Brimston't be musty,

1466
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: like you know what they say. I can't let me

1467
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: stinking ugh the devil mussy. I don't want nothing to

1468
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: do with that.

1469
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 2: Also a bit put that in there, put that in there,

1470
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 2: But no, your bits confer. You don't seem to go

1471
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 2: back and realize how many funny things you just say

1472
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 2: because you just be talking.

1473
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 3: No, I sometimes go back and listen to myself and.

1474
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 2: You got to be like that's you got to put

1475
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 2: that in your mind, Like, no, you scientifically the devil

1476
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 2: musty because fire, Brimstone, volcanic rock, Liva.

1477
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 3: Why would I be with his musty ass? I like

1478
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 3: I hang with musty niggas.

1479
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 2: And you're halfway there. The Devil's musty is great. He

1480
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 2: might not have been mussy in heaven. He played playing

1481
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 2: the keys and all that, because.

1482
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 3: I want mussy when I left the house, I'm a

1483
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 3: little musty.

1484
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 2: Now, ladies and gentlemen, we're out the bus. This has

1485
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 2: been not my best moment podcast because we go there.

1486
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 2: There's nowhere else to go. Mal Please tell people where

1487
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 2: you're working on where they can find you. If you

1488
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 2: created a new fing, I want them.

1489
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 1: To Yes, Okay, I am It's Mel Mitchell Instagram, the

1490
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 1: Badest Mitchell on TikTok and Twitter.

1491
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 3: Follow me on Twitter as your own.

1492
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 2: You ain't been tweeting as much as you used to

1493
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 2: have not you ain't? You know?

1494
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 3: I'll be on threads now.

1495
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 2: I'll be on threads too.

1496
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 3: Is a good time.

1497
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 2: It's a good time. It's become a little twitter ish,

1498
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 2: but it's not.

1499
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,080
Speaker 1: It's a little twitters, it's a little even a little

1500
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 1: bit it seeps out because it's still social media. But

1501
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: I have a good time. I've been having some good

1502
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 1: comedy conversations on there. This dude, did you see he

1503
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 1: broke down funny af by the numbers. I've been doing

1504
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 1: that from my sets and mathematically adding up the points

1505
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 1: of what jokes I want to tell for me to

1506
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: get eight laps a minute, that is my new thing.

1507
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 3: But yes, and catch me on the airport.

1508
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, when is that? Uh, November, I believe November, Rich, December, fall, fall.

1509
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 2: She's very fine.

1510
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: Freelance is is coming out at at A It's at

1511
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 1: the Denver Film Festival. Something soon. But on the film

1512
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: festival circuit, it's gonna get picked up soon. So to

1513
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: hear people see myself on the big screen and hear

1514
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: last and my mama was in the theater too.

1515
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 3: I saw the whole family.

1516
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: You're for this. I saw the home video.

1517
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: I have a home video I showed keV of me

1518
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 1: doing I was speaking at my sister's graduation party.

1519
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 2: I was doing the set you were.

1520
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 3: I was a high five. I was eleven years old.

1521
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 2: Destined to be everything you are.

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01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 3: I was always gonna be. There were always always the plan.

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01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,919
Speaker 2: That's sort of timing at that age if you weren't

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Speaker 2: supposed to be doing this.

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01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 1: I was like horrified seeing that video because I was like,

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Speaker 1: that's me.

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01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 2: Yes, little then nine.

1528
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 3: I was eleven.

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01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 2: I was eleven.

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01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: It was my sister's high school graduation party in two

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01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: thousand and six, eleven years old, fully comedic timing. That's notes,

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01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: a couple of notes, but overall I should have let

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01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 1: some of the last linger. Some of my tags were off,

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Speaker 1: but I was eleven.

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Speaker 2: It made it permitted. Eight laughs.

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01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: I'm trying to eight laps a minute. But yeah, that's

1537
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: you can find me. I have two shows in July.

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01:04:58,640 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 1: If y'all don't come to these shows and ain't give

1539
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: me else, So y'all need to come to these shows.

1540
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:04,040
Speaker 1: And I just sold like fourteen tickets of Columbus. Okay,

1541
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 1: I don't know when it's coming out, Columbus, please. I

1542
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: sold like thirty something in Richmond, y'all. If y'all don't

1543
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: come to these fucking funny moone shows, I'm never coming nowhere.

1544
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 1: So y'all need to make sure y'all show up for

1545
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 1: these fucking shows.

1546
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 3: Man, I'm gonna try to be headed out.

1547
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 2: You're going hard promoting.

1548
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 3: I have it because I'll be doing under my things, but.

1549
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 2: Not enough under your thing. No, girl, you got to

1550
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 2: put it in their face.

1551
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the video right now actually while I

1552
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 1: mean actually, you gonna be in the background, Perker. There

1553
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: you go, can you feel me in the back of

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01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 1: my video? So yes, thank you guys. This is great.

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Speaker 2: That's actually what you need. If I don't get these

1556
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 2: shows on, tell that they're not gonna give me nothing else.

1557
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 2: No literally, because it's very true. No, it's and they

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01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,040
Speaker 2: canceling shows. Now.

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01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 3: I know y'all ain't got it, but I just need

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01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 3: y'all to script together thirty.

1561
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 2: Dollars for the one time I have.

1562
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 3: A wedding to pay for.

1563
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,919
Speaker 1: I have like twenty four thousand dollars more to pay

1564
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 1: on this wedding.

1565
01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:00,920
Speaker 2: I need. I need money, all right, y'all on stage,

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01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 2: mel Mitchell, Not my Best Moment. We'll see you guys

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01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 2: next week. This has been a Unanimous Media original. Not

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Speaker 2: My Best Moment was produced by iHeart Podcasts and Unanimous Media.

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01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 2: It was hosted by me Kevin Frederick. Executive produced by

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01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 2: Stephen Curry, Eric Payton, and Charlotte Sumter Brigette Co executive

1571
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 2: producer Klena Maria Cutney. The executive producers of the iHeart

1572
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,800
Speaker 2: Podcasts are Sean Titane and Jason English. This series was

1573
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 2: produced by Peter Calter and Jabari Davis. Co producer Kurt Redmond.

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01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,560
Speaker 2: Special thanks to Stephen Curry and Will Pearson not My

1575
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 2: Best Moment as a production of Unanimous Media and iHeart Podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio app,

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01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 2: Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.