WEBVTT -  Second Date Update: PETrifying Dinner Party

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<v Speaker 1>Second d of date. Look, I'll be honest. Anytime somebody

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<v Speaker 1>comes on our show and says that for a date

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<v Speaker 1>they did dinner in a movie, I silently criticize them.

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<v Speaker 1>Why yeah, I can get behind that. Actually I know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with him for a first date. It's a horrible idea.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't talk, you don't get to know the person.

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<v Speaker 1>I can always talk. Well, you know what, I really

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<v Speaker 1>do need to stop judging now, because, on the other hand,

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<v Speaker 1>anytime one of our listeners tries are really creative first date,

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<v Speaker 1>it always seems to go worse than dinner in Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's print out the local sex offender list and go

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<v Speaker 1>around to all their addresses and let's just let's see

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<v Speaker 1>what we see. Be romantic. Yes, exactly, it never seems

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<v Speaker 1>to go quite as well as it does in your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't set And maybe that's how one of our listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>Nick is feeling today that he should have gone with

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<v Speaker 1>a more classic first date idea. We're here about it now, Nick,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show man. I want to hey, how's

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<v Speaker 1>it going. Please please tell me you didn't do the

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<v Speaker 1>sex offender scavenger hunt or you weren't found on this list.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to original with this one. Well, hear more

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<v Speaker 1>about your non traditional date in the second, but first,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the girl that you met. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Brittany, and I met Brittany on a

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<v Speaker 1>dating app and it went pretty good. I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>have talked for about three weeks on tech and like

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and stuffy. Yeah, you guys even had

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<v Speaker 1>phone calls. Yeah. I don't know why you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>acting like it's strange that I would talk to a

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<v Speaker 1>woman before I go on a date with her. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to call you, I really, I don't even answer

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's calls. Yeah. I have to really like you,

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<v Speaker 1>especially if you face time too. That's a whole other

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<v Speaker 1>level of like make an eye contact. I mean Nicks,

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<v Speaker 1>but Nick's more old school, like more traditional with his romance.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly you know how to court a woman first. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely speaking to them. But so that's a nice you

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<v Speaker 1>had three weeks of correspondence. What did you end up

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<v Speaker 1>doing for a date. I'm trying to use I'm using

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<v Speaker 1>his turn Okay, Okay, I invited her to dinner party

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<v Speaker 1>with some friends. Oh oh, oh, so you're going in

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<v Speaker 1>hot You're just introducing her to your friends right away. Yeah. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really mean for it to happen like that,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I didn't want them all to meet her at once.

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<v Speaker 1>But Brittany and my schedule just was not linking up.

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany and me, we're not having an easy time getting

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<v Speaker 1>a date together. Okay. So I mean, how did you

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<v Speaker 1>prep her for a dinner with all your friends? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't prep her for it? Did you? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>tell her that your friends were going to be at

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<v Speaker 1>this dinner or you just invited her over to dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like surprised here's my entire social circle. Definitely

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<v Speaker 1>the second one. Oh oh my god. Okay, So even

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<v Speaker 1>if she knew she was coming to that, that sounds bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But what was her What did she say when you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you just walk into somebody's house or

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<v Speaker 1>was it at your house? Paint the picture for me here.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a lot of questions. I was at my house,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was cooking up a bunch of food and

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<v Speaker 1>she showed up late. So I was just about ready

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<v Speaker 1>to like plate and everything and get going. Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>you were like people were sitting down at the table

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<v Speaker 1>ready to eat. Not quite there, but they were close.

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<v Speaker 1>They were feeding Frenzy around. Okay awkward. Well, and she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize that she had to be on time like that.

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<v Speaker 1>There was because you didn't tell her right that other

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<v Speaker 1>people would be waiting on her as well. No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she'd show up on time. It was a mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't prepare. So she shows up late. She goes

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<v Speaker 1>to your door, like what happens? So she came in

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody just wanted her attention, and it was just

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<v Speaker 1>it was a big pile to everybody wanted to meet her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they like swarmed her at the door. Subtle, but they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, oh yeah, okay, So she comes in and

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<v Speaker 1>your friends are all about her. How does dinner go?

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<v Speaker 1>Dinner was a nightmare? Why So we're there, We're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on the table and everybody's played it up. Finally, and

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<v Speaker 1>then my mom showed up. No wait, so she's meeting

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<v Speaker 1>your friends and your mom. I did not invite my

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<v Speaker 1>mom to dinner. What is this a movie? This is amazing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. At this point, because you'd been talking

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<v Speaker 1>to Brittany for three weeks, like so, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you may have a little bit of a sense of

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<v Speaker 1>how she was doing. She was just kind of quiet too,

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<v Speaker 1>but I couldn't keep an eye on her the whole

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<v Speaker 1>time because I was dealing with my friends. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>clearly this doesn't go in the way that you hoped

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<v Speaker 1>it would go. How how did the night end? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I made a pretty good dessert, and you know, she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't eat much of it. But I was just in

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<v Speaker 1>a little temper tantrum when my mom showed up, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just basically browned out. She put. Okay, so it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you just wish that this night never even happened,

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to do over, a total do over exactly. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense, man, I want to do over for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I want to brown out this entire first partner.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Brittany

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and we'll try and get you a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>Up date. Okay, thank you, hold on second date. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times after a listener calls in and

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<v Speaker 1>tells us about a really bad date that they went on,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll try and reassure them like, hey, it's okay. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we've heard worse things happen on this show before. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but honestly, today, I'm not sure if we have. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't tell him that because Nick emailed us and

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<v Speaker 1>he told us about a dinner date that he threw

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<v Speaker 1>with all of his friends and didn't let his date

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<v Speaker 1>know that they were going to be there. Surprise. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the first strike. That's the first strike. Okay, meet

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<v Speaker 1>everybody and me for the very first time. Then his

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<v Speaker 1>mom showed up uninvited, Yeah, and acted kind of cold

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<v Speaker 1>towards her, And to top it all off, she left

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<v Speaker 1>after barely touching his homemade dessert. And that is well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so that was the worst part in my mind. But Nick,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming she didn't do any touching of you either.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of this whole thing. I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>did a hug. It was pretty congenial, Okay, Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a sexy word for a date. Yeah, And what's

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<v Speaker 1>happened since, Like, have you tried to reach out and

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<v Speaker 1>she's just not hitting you back or what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I texted a couple of times, so I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>to like flood the gates of text messages to Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>that's the problem in itself. You're like, hey, hey, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's just ghosting. She hasn't been clear on where she's at.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't call it ghosting, but it's somewhere around there. Okay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if any of this is sounding good. No, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing that stuck out that I'm like, Hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>like what I what I do think is good? Is it? Nick?

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<v Speaker 1>You realize that there were some mistakes made and you

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<v Speaker 1>want to redo and I think that that, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>most people will give you a second chance. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not oblivious, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm trying for. But

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see. Are you cooking a meal right now? Nick?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that Is that what I'm hearing in the background.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's the spinning a spoon and a cup of coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, multitasking isn't so? If you could just stop

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<v Speaker 1>that for a second, little of a breakfast party, right

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Why don't you try and finish up your

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<v Speaker 1>coffee real quick. Meanwhile, I will dial Brittany's phone number

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll try and get her on the line. See

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<v Speaker 1>what she has to say. If she even answers, okay, awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. You put your phone on mute

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<v Speaker 1>while we call her. Yeah, okay, I'm not kidding, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know we need to try and make as little noise, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a little noise, as little possibility that something's going to

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<v Speaker 1>go wrong during this call. So here we go. Good

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<v Speaker 1>luck to us. I'm dialing the number right now. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey is this Brittany. This is hey Britney. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. How you doing? Hi? Good? Hi? Hi Brittany.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Hi, what's going on? That's my co host Brook.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole team is here, Jose, Alexis and I. We're

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<v Speaker 1>all calling you to do a second date update today. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know what that is. I know second updates? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but who who is Compton doing this? All right? All right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a guy that emailed us trying to get a

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<v Speaker 1>hold of you. His name's Nick. Oh god, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of the reaction we thought might happen. Yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 1>that was probably one of the weird, creepiest dates I'd

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<v Speaker 1>been on. And so now that there's a radio station

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<v Speaker 1>calling me, I'm just like, what do I need to

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<v Speaker 1>change my address? What's happening? No? No, no, no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that bad. But yeah, oh that's good. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what she thought was creepy about it. Yea. So

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to Nick before we called you, and he

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<v Speaker 1>said that the date didn't go quite the way he hoped.

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<v Speaker 1>He mentioned that he surprised you a little bit, and

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<v Speaker 1>looking back, he thinks maybe it wasn't the best idea

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<v Speaker 1>to invite you to a dinner party with all his

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<v Speaker 1>friends and not tell you about it. Did he use

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<v Speaker 1>the word friends again? Is that what he says? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>He said it was a dinner party where he was

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<v Speaker 1>cooking for everybody, and you just showed up and you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that all his friends were going to be there. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the whole story, because his friends are his pets.

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<v Speaker 1>What people, What do you mean? No? No, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. I get to his house. He had like

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<v Speaker 1>a chef hat on. He was cooking a chef hat

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<v Speaker 1>in his own home. I thought he was joking, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he literally had a chef hat on. Yeah, and he

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<v Speaker 1>had five to like seven pets, and he referred to

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<v Speaker 1>those cuts as his friends. Mind you like dogs cats

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<v Speaker 1>Like I got in the door and they like practically

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<v Speaker 1>jumped me. They're alive, like stuffed pets memories said, they

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<v Speaker 1>all stormed her. They wanted to like, so, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of dogs running up to you and like jumping

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<v Speaker 1>up and like they're cute dogs. I love I love animals.

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<v Speaker 1>But the fact that he kept preferring to them is

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<v Speaker 1>his friends. And I was like, okay, party, Oh he

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<v Speaker 1>said dinner party, Like you were all sitting around a

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<v Speaker 1>table together. There was an iguana on the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you joking? I you not. I'm sorry, this is shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even kidding you guys. At one point I

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<v Speaker 1>texted my friend. I was like, I think that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with eighth venturance son flying around an

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. He did not tell us any of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>He just said friends. He didn't mention any animals. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked. So I can't imagine what your reaction was.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, again, like I love animals, but I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have real do you have human friends? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Nick also said that his mom showed up that way through.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the craziest part because he told me that

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<v Speaker 1>his mom had passed away right she passed on, and

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<v Speaker 1>that he had a sense or a feeling that she

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<v Speaker 1>had shown up in spirit, but a lot. It's sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a lot for a first date. And he said,

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<v Speaker 1>mom wants to know how many men you've been with

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<v Speaker 1>what She's a more traditional type of mom. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was about to get pranked or something, but that

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time, I'm like, it was just so

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<v Speaker 1>bizarre that I just needed to get out of there. Okay, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I am interested to know the answer to his mom's question.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we get to that in just a second, But

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<v Speaker 1>first I need to tell you that Nick is actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening. Oh yeah, and he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. Sorry, Nick, I mean she asked

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<v Speaker 1>those questions. I didn't really want to tell her. But

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<v Speaker 1>you left so much out of your story. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot. I told you, there's a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a wild house, very wild. Yeah, yeah, i'd say so.

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<v Speaker 1>So the iguana is my friend's animal, Okay, okay, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>i'd take care of animals sometimes when my friends go

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<v Speaker 1>out of town for vacation and I'm booked. O. Nick,

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<v Speaker 1>did you hear how sing this all was to her? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty eye opening. I mean, maybe maybe you should talk

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<v Speaker 1>to her about it a little bit because she's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>taken aback. Brittany, how are you better? You know? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I am great? Uh? I don't I really

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<v Speaker 1>have more words than that? Do you want to get

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<v Speaker 1>dinner out somewhere? Sometime? Hector has returned so I can

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<v Speaker 1>leave the house again? Is that the parrot? Which one

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<v Speaker 1>is Hector the iguana owner? Okay, okay, Um, Well, Brittany,

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<v Speaker 1>on the bright side of this, clearly he has, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>an affection for living things, and he knows how to

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<v Speaker 1>take care of people or things. And I mean, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any questions for Nick that that you need

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<v Speaker 1>to have answered? Well? Yeah, actually I do have a

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<v Speaker 1>question about the whole you know, conversation with with your

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<v Speaker 1>mom being there. I mean, do you totally made that up?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, my mom's parrot does live with me because

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's parent outlived my mother. So sometimes when my

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<v Speaker 1>mom's parrot talks, I say, my mom's talking, And you

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<v Speaker 1>trained your part to ask dates how many men they've

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<v Speaker 1>been with. I did not train the parrot. The parrot

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<v Speaker 1>was trained by my mother. Oh. I mean, here's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing that question has no like, it doesn't matter. Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you even ask that. I completely agree. I need

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<v Speaker 1>to stop listening to my parents morse code. I'm sorry, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just a very misogynistic. I mean, there are certain

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<v Speaker 1>people out there I'm sure that would love a date

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<v Speaker 1>with this guy. Do you mean people are pets or

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<v Speaker 1>people need a pet. Somebody, somebody I'm sure is interested

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<v Speaker 1>and Brittany, we're hoping you might be that somebody because

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<v Speaker 1>we will offer to send you out on another date

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<v Speaker 1>with Nick and we'll pay for it. You guys, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so sweet of you all, and I appreciate the gesture,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is a hard no. Okay, well sorry, we

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get you another date Nick, but hey, if you

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<v Speaker 1>ever have another dinner party with your friends, we want

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<v Speaker 1>to go. I need to witness this in person. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell your mother to be there too. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to have words with her. One of my buddies

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<v Speaker 1>who lived on Wallaby Lane is going out of town

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<v Speaker 1>in a couple of months, so that'll be an exciting

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<v Speaker 1>times to come too. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning