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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we

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Speaker 1: talk about I'm here at Ted Dancing's bachelor pad, whatever

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Speaker 1: porno does. Everything also follows. If you're gonna use syrup,

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Speaker 1: corn is the best type. Life is a naked grandma

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Speaker 1: and then you die. Okay, here we go. Start your

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Speaker 1: engines ring, minging, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming,

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming minh Kyle, you were saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: I was talking about love and mercy. Okay, fuck, you

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Speaker 1: got me so hard with that that. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it was right. Let's ray. Let's restart the plot. Let's

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Speaker 1: restart the pot. Okay, three back and Kyle, you were

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Speaker 1: you were saying, Oh, I was talking about um, loving mercy.

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Speaker 1: You should that's what I'm doing it. You're bitch? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't. Are you asshole or blake?

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Speaker 1: Why are you being a bitch? Why are you being

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Speaker 1: a bitch? That's what I am because that's what I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear about it. Wow, it's a great

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Speaker 1: just being an asshole, I know. We're doing a bit.

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Speaker 1: It was gonna be funny that TI Nation was gonna

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Speaker 1: love it. Comedy is mean, Kyle's in on the bit. No,

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Speaker 1: not all of TII Nation like shitting on Kyle. Okay,

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Speaker 1: some of us out here like Kyle. Okay, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I like dude, I love Kyle. I fucking love Kyle.

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Speaker 1: But when we're doing bits, gotta do bits, man. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well that's the thing. I get a lot of love

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Speaker 1: from people out there. They're like, Bro, they always shit

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Speaker 1: on you, and You're like, fucking you're a survivor, and

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Speaker 1: they're like, I'm the same I play the same role

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Speaker 1: in my group of friends. Way to let it roll

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Speaker 1: off your back, bro, Just really like and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you go, oh wows damn. I didn't know you had

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Speaker 1: people reaching out to you like I'm the bitch by

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Speaker 1: the way, are you like, wait what, I'm not. It's

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Speaker 1: a comedy show. This isn't really how we have I'm

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Speaker 1: not that guy. Are you kidding me? I know exactly

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Speaker 1: what they're talking about. Dude, Hey, I feel it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And you're not the bitch of our friend group, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: you are? You are not. I do feel it. Though,

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Speaker 1: when you guys hit me, I know it's funny, but

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Speaker 1: I feel it. You're not the bitch. Blake is the bitch?

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Speaker 1: What I'm a bitch? I'm not. I'll take it. That's

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Speaker 1: all good. You've got to play that role, man, if

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Speaker 1: you're in it, if you're if you're damn play, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're just playing, just playing the y Okay, next time

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Speaker 1: he tease it up, I'll fucking dunk on it. We've

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Speaker 1: built We built these these roles twenty years of friend

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Speaker 1: ship exactly. You know you can't just deny the role

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Speaker 1: that you've carved out for yourself. Wait when did we

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Speaker 1: pick a role? Yeah, we've carved out of frise. It happened.

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Speaker 1: That's why we didn't pick They picked us. Over twenty

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Speaker 1: years of organic friendship, they have chosen us. That's right,

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Speaker 1: damn world famous best friends. Here we are honors is

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Speaker 1: the alpha asshole? Hey, Hey, it's me. What's up you bitches? Say?

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Speaker 1: Smell my fingers, bitches. He's always making his smell his

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Speaker 1: fingers and it always smells like his own asshole. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: or fucking cheetahs. Kyle, what were you saying? Long story? Huh? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I was talking about Loving Mercy? Yeah, do you want

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Speaker 1: to talk movie talk? A little little pause for a

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Speaker 1: movie too. You guys have never seen this movie Love

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Speaker 1: and Mercy? Like, what's up with that? Do you not

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Speaker 1: like Paul Dano? Do you not like John Cusack? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean when it to that movie there? God ba Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what his deal is right now. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I took a drink of water. I'm sorry. Hey man, hey, buddy, buddy,

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Speaker 1: But Kyle, do you think that kind of thing is annoying?

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Speaker 1: Which thing? The thing? Yes? I think I think I

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Speaker 1: tweaked my back. Wait did you really? You sneezed and

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Speaker 1: throw your back out? Everybody's got a bad back. I

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Speaker 1: think my back's fucked I fucked my back yesterday morning again. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's fucked up. I co hosted Guys Adam has another parade?

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Speaker 1: Shut up more parade. It's kind of parade. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: but she Christ it's a new episode. God damn it.

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Speaker 1: I co hosted a Two Bears One Cave the Burt

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Speaker 1: chrisher Tom Sigura. Uh, the day after we got back

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Speaker 1: from Mardi Gras. And I've never been dumber in my life.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I didn't have ho hosted. What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? Yeah, they have co hosts. When like one

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Speaker 1: of them can't can't make it, they just invite someone else.

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Speaker 1: Oh so who were you there? Will? Oh copy that,

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Speaker 1: copy that that's important. It was me and Burt. And

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Speaker 1: why don't we do that? Why don't we have people

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Speaker 1: substitute in? That would be cool. Can you imagine the

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Speaker 1: fucking scheduling, bro, Yeah, be hard. Oh yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: I feel like our producers need something to do. The

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Speaker 1: scheduling would be a motherfucker, I tell you, yeah, schedule,

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Speaker 1: that's all. I think. I got straight to logistics. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like I keep looking at our producers instagrams and

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Speaker 1: they're all vacation. And that was a real no guy.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, I've never been dumber. I had

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Speaker 1: no serotonin in my brain. I like couldn't completely that's no,

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Speaker 1: that's Molly, that's Molly, right, that's fucking I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think it's like the I think that's the part

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Speaker 1: that like makes you. It's sciangetic and joyful. Is that right? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: serotonin is a happiness, it's it's yeah, So I had

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Speaker 1: just had nothing left. Sarahtonin was a tennis player at

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Speaker 1: my high school. So like he's asking me questions and

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Speaker 1: it was just like one word answers. It's like, so,

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Speaker 1: what was Marty Garl like? And I'm like, fun, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: was it like three hours long? It was. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was just like two hours of me just not being

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Speaker 1: to shit the entire time. So we'll see. That's because

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Speaker 1: do you know why? Because I didn't think about this

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Speaker 1: when they were scheduling it. The scheduling is a nightmare. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: admittedly it comes back to scheduling where I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, it's the day after I'll have a bunch

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Speaker 1: of good stories. I didn't realize that my body won't

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Speaker 1: allow me to tell them because I will be one

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Speaker 1: of the most hungo. I felt like a bachelor party

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Speaker 1: level hangover right where like seems I was convinced I

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Speaker 1: had COVID. It's you know, right, yeah, it's three days.

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Speaker 1: It's three days of not being able to you don't

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Speaker 1: you just don't feel yourself, do you? These guys are

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Speaker 1: still are you guys? You're still indexing? Interesting? You know what?

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Speaker 1: You sure? Adam's actually like, weirdly, I was in my zone, Grandma.

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Speaker 1: When I was there, I was in my zone. It

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Speaker 1: was when I got back that I was like, uh right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta get back on that train. Finding the parade, Um, Chloe,

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Speaker 1: Chloe is testing for a sitcom right now? Uh And admittedly,

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Speaker 1: you thought you were gonna say something totally diffesting positive

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Speaker 1: parades and I said, bitch, But hey, man, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: That's a joke from last week. That's a joke from

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Speaker 1: last week. If you didn't very, it's a new week,

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Speaker 1: you guys, it's a new week. I got a new

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Speaker 1: She's testing for a sitcom. So Hollywood talk, the Hollywood minute. Okay, oh,

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Speaker 1: the Hollywood minute. Okay, testing I need a Hollywood song. Now.

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Speaker 1: Test means that she's made it through the ranks of

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Speaker 1: all the auditions. Yes, so it's now between her and

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Speaker 1: you go to the network and all the brasses there

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Speaker 1: and you test for the show and then they do

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Speaker 1: your deal before going in. So you know, like, oh shit,

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Speaker 1: i'd make this amount of money. Yes, I feel like

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Speaker 1: maybe she should be on for this, but no, it's fine,

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Speaker 1: And uh, well, that's the weird part about testing. It's

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Speaker 1: it's just it's crazy. But she was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: she's dealing with the the bacchus bug as we call it,

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Speaker 1: where she's like she was like, fully's like sick. So

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Speaker 1: she was like so like today she was like splashing

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Speaker 1: and I think I think she has pulled it together.

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Speaker 1: So but she's there right now and she I ran

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Speaker 1: the scene with her right before we got on to

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Speaker 1: do this podcast. So dude, honestly, if it, I mean,

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Speaker 1: because that's how I got uh the Intern. Was in

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Speaker 1: to do it again. That's crucial. I did the same

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Speaker 1: thing in New Orleans hungover for the Intern as well.

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Speaker 1: I'm Nancy Myers must have loved that energy that we're bringing.

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Speaker 1: She knows she throws down, she loves tired, hungover young

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Speaker 1: men actors, Yes, younger young men. Yeah, I mean her words.

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Speaker 1: had to I forget. We flew somewhere where Zach was

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Speaker 1: filming to test and I got strep throat. Remember how

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Speaker 1: I used to always get strep throat Before I had

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Speaker 1: my tonsils taken out, I had got it like four

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Speaker 1: times a year. You scream a lot, Yes, I'm always screaming.

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Speaker 1: there and was like, I'm not gonna get this. I'm

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Speaker 1: And that's what I told Chloe. I'm like, I think

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Speaker 1: it's you. You like knuckle down when you have that sickness,

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Speaker 1: hoping she's crushing it right now. Yeah, she's knuckling down

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Speaker 1: as a kid. Who she is, She's a pro dude.

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Speaker 1: I'm like having I'm having the hardest time. I'm really

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Speaker 1: trying to queue up that song, Hollywood, what the hell

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Speaker 1: is the name of that song? I think it's like

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Speaker 1: from Muppets, probably thank you. Yeah, I don't think bum

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Speaker 1: Hollywood Muppet's got a Hollywood track, though, I guarantee you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it's like a night that's like a nineteen twenties

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Speaker 1: like yeah, the Dawn of Hollywood. Yeah, big band or whatever,

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Speaker 1: big band like might be nineteen thirties. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the hell is the name of that song. Just

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Speaker 1: type in Hollywood song, old Hollywood song. Yes, it's like

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Speaker 1: giving me like good Charlotte and ship. Oh shit, well

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Speaker 1: that'd be tight too then, okay, not bad? Yeah, not

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Speaker 1: mad at that? What good Charlotte? Is it? Giving you

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Speaker 1: play some of the Charlotte bro one of those good

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Speaker 1: Charlotte guys. Yeah, I don't remember their names, Benjie, Benji, Benji,

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Speaker 1: Benji and and Josh, well Benji and then the other

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Speaker 1: what happened Benji their work. They were workaholic fans. They're

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Speaker 1: big workaholic fans, which is tight. Yeah, well then we

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Speaker 1: with that. This is for you. Well, hey, this is

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Speaker 1: for you. This is for you. You have been Pick

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Speaker 1: Glass and Jim Class. This is for you. If you're

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Speaker 1: this is for you. Yea, yeah, it's it's on one

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Speaker 1: Things always bring me? Na? Oh wait, oh no, that's

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Speaker 1: Home and Movement song. This is for you? What song

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Speaker 1: they don't always do. They don't always do. Uncrustables are frozen, right,

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Speaker 1: I know. No, they all are frozen when you buy them.

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming for peanuts. No, sir, No, sir, I

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Speaker 1: They're good? No, come on, ho hoes? Would you come? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Also still do every once in a while. It's not

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Speaker 1: when you're leaving home depot and just fucking crush them

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Speaker 1: more together than we do now every day, and you

413
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Speaker 1: would every time we were at a hotel, you would

414
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,640
Speaker 1: eat the entire mini bar. Oh yeah, like they're snacks

415
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: and stuff. Still do you still eat like that when

416
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: you're somewhere hotel? Is that how you still snapper? Because

417
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: I think it was probably the novelty of like being

418
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 1: able to afford everything, and you're like, you know what,

419
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: I don't care if these are nine dollars eminems, twelve

420
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: dollars sticks, let's do this. It was really just like

421
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 1: I can get everything on there. Okay, I will. That's

422
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: kind of what it was. Okay, all right, So you

423
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: still don't currently eat like that? Round It's Lifestyles of

424
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: the Rich of Famous. I'm with Kyle new and Jack.

425
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 1: He's at a hotel room. He decided to try the

426
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: beef jerky he's had a million times. Bring them on.

427
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: He's gonna try the local chip flavor. Eminem's coming to

428
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 1: ball so it's fancy, he said. These eminem's are different

429
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:52,439
Speaker 1: because the smaller I actually am turning into like when

430
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: I travel, I kind of pack what I eat, like

431
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 1: like I bring it with me. I bring a food

432
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: bag you back, I bring like a food bag so

433
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: that I'm not like completely all over the place. I

434
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: have at least like the consistcarving. What are you packing? Yeah?

435
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:14,239
Speaker 1: What's in that food bag? Baby's I'm packing Like if

436
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 1: it's a road trip, you know, I'm throwing like stuff

437
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: from the fridge in there. I'm throwing vegetables in there.

438
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm throwing the road trip. Yeah, don't start with vegetables. Well,

439
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: road trip is different. We're talking. We're talking. You're travel,

440
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: You're flying somewhere, You're going to be in a hotel. Yeah.

441
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: If I'm flying somewhere, I basically I pack. Uh. Kiwi's okay,

442
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: I pack? Uh You're out of your mind, hard hitting?

443
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: Where do you do? How do you? What have you? Dude?

444
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: I am so surprised if you've ever packed one Keywi

445
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 1: in your life. This is what I do. Not every time,

446
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 1: every time, not every time, every time I got, I

447
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: got every time I roll anywhere. Do you have a Kiwi?

448
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 1: Do you have a cool like fucking got it at

449
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: some kitchen store where like it's a one Kiwi container thing?

450
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah no, because I got a roll. I

451
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: have a Keywi every day and I like to keep

452
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: it that way. So I roll with a kiwi every day,

453
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: not every every day I have are you doing, dude,

454
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 1: that's a Hollywood lifestyle. Okay, wait, and you eat the skin? Oh?

455
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: I eat the skin? Yeah, you eat slices of it,

456
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: you cut it into little coins and you pop it,

457
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: or you just bite into it. No, dude, I eat

458
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: it like a berry. It's like a big berry to me. Yeah, yeah,

459
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: it's delicious. I'm sorry. What berry? It's actually called a

460
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 1: keywi furry kiwi berry? What berry do you hold in

461
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: your palm and and take bite? You mean like an apple? Like? Yeah,

462
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 1: it's not a berry. It like a berry. There's one

463
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: berry that you take a bite of, that strawberry. What

464
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: other berryer? Are you not a whole a Kiwi's a berry? Though?

465
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: Bro Okay, you said you eat it like a barry.

466
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: No one's arguing that k's not a berry. But don't

467
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: you eat a whole blueberry? Don't you do that? Do

468
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: you eat a whole lot? But you don't stop the

469
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: whole KeyWe in your mouth? That's swallow it. No, but

470
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: I eat the whole thing. I'm saying, I eat the

471
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: whole thing. I eat it. I eat the whole thing. Oh, okay, okay, no,

472
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: but you eat like a barry means you like pop

473
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: it in your mouth? Do you pop the entire kiwi

474
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 1: into your mouth? If I did that, I'll try it.

475
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll try it. Now you bite

476
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: into it like an apple or a pair, I'll try it.

477
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, I would love to see that. He's just

478
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: deep throating kiwi. Eats a kiwi like a berry, like

479
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: a hippopotamus eats a watermelon. Like wait, how will you?

480
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: Will you running go get a kiwi for POD's sake

481
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: and just stuff while dude, I gotta go. Yeah, and

482
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: let me let me guess, let me guess. You're out.

483
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: They're in the other house. Yeah, exactly, you don't have anything.

484
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: They're in the other house. You want me to go

485
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: get him in my other house? We're here, we got time,

486
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: I'll be back. I'll go get him. I mean, they'll

487
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: take me, like fucking five minutes ago, down the stairs,

488
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: out of this house into the other house. I don't

489
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: want you. I don't want you to. I believe that

490
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: you have kiwis. I'd prefer that you stay here. I

491
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: got eight of them out there. Though I got eight

492
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: of them, I got some yellow golds and some regular foods.

493
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: Sure you do. I'm sure you do. I'm on my

494
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: phone now, So let's talk about what else is in

495
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: your food bag? What else is in your food bag?

496
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: So you let off with one of the strangest fruits,

497
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: the most like crushable, Well, I put it in tupperware. Okay,

498
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: I put it in tupperware. So now it's at food tupperware,

499
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: not to go, not a food bag. But okay, disaster

500
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: my guy. Yeah no, but you can can you can

501
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 1: put tupperware in a bag. That's fine. We're gonna sell

502
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: this is important food bags and now we're selling tupperware.

503
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: You can put tupperware in a bag, obviously, Kyle. No

504
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: one's arguing that. So let's chill. Let's chill on the

505
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: whole try and figure out where this like, you know,

506
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: stop picking me apart on this, Okay, Okay. The next thing,

507
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: I bring our bars? Okay, I bring I bring bars.

508
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: I bring whether they're like the these like a Loha bars? Yeah,

509
00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: I do you know the just protein bars? Sure? Whatever

510
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: I got in the closet. Yeah, what's the ones that

511
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: are like at Starbucks where they're like, what do they say?

512
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: This is the ingredient. This is the ingredient bar kind

513
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: of bar. So those are essentially those are meal replacement bars.

514
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: Do you use them as? Do you replace a meal

515
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: with them? Are you going this is my lunch or

516
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: you're you're going this is just a snack because it's

517
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: normally like my morning thing, like before I get in,

518
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: Like that's how I break the day. So you're not

519
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: eating you're not eating our breakfast. You're eating a quick

520
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: bar and you're just going about your business. Yeah that's

521
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: how I do that. Yeah. Yeah, So I always got that.

522
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: And then I like, I got something for you. What

523
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: you got? What you got? Tell us the chips? Tell

524
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: us the chips? Well, yeah, what chips do you get? Got?

525
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: I don't bring chips. This is what I'm getting you

526
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: for your birthday? Path okay, snack attack. Oh a bento box.

527
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: Oh dude, this is so ill. It's a single kids.

528
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: We're just holding a single kid. Just it's one keewee

529
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: to go. It's my guy. Oh I love this. I

530
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: got you. Oh yeah, I see I see this for

531
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: Kyle and and a little spoon so you don't have

532
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: to eat it like a bear. If you don't want

533
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: to it slices it too. It's got that look at that,

534
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: it's got a slicer in it, so you can it

535
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: creates two bowls just by closing it. This is fantastic.

536
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: That's pretty sick. Yeah, fantastic. That's so sick for you.

537
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: So what else is in this food bag? What chips?

538
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: What bad thing? I know it's not you're leading off

539
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: with all the healthy stuff. If it's bad thing, it's

540
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: gonna be. It's gonna be like if it's a road

541
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: trip or something. I know you're I'm a hummus boy

542
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: boy and a saucer boy. I'll do that. If it's

543
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:42,239
Speaker 1: a road trip, is hummus bad? Not really not. I mean,

544
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: if you eat a lot of it, it can be.

545
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: But it's like, you know, it's a healthy fat. But

546
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: that's not a go too because I don't bring that

547
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: when I fly, you know, but I do bring fucking

548
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: that'd be crazy. So anyway, Kiwi's keewis, I do bring

549
00:30:55,800 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: some prunes. I always travel with fucking prunes. Bro, looking down, Bro,

550
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: what in the world you eat like a fucking seventy

551
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: five to eighty year old date? And Kyle yeh see

552
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: the scene. This is where I'm trying to call bullshit

553
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: because you would weigh one hundred and fourteen pounds if

554
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: this is all you eat, If you're just eat a

555
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: protein bar keyweed, this is a snack. I'm saying, this

556
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: is what I'm packing. Adam is going in Okay, so

557
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: your packing, show us what you're packing. He's just listening

558
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: to things. This is what he eats when he's packing. Okay,

559
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: he eats when Yeah, what he's eating his bags of

560
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: chick This is after the party, is the after party.

561
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: It all makes sense. Now. This is the hotel lobby currently. Okay,

562
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: so you're in a hotel. These are the consistent idet

563
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: tell me you got a sleeve of Girl Scout cookies

564
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: or some shit going down? Bro? You know I hot

565
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: downe it. After after we talked about it, I grabbed

566
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: some Girl Scout cookies and smashed. But oh yeah, guys,

567
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that this is all I eat. I'm

568
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: saying these are the consistent items that I prefer to

569
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: have in my diet, and I will travel with them

570
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: so that it stays there so I don't have to

571
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: fucking go get this when I land wherever I am. Well,

572
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: I agree, I understand that, So why don't you just

573
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: go get it? It's just I can do that, and

574
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: sometimes I do go get it, and then you don't

575
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: have to travel with it. It's nice to just go

576
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: to the grocery store. See the people mix it up. No,

577
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: it's another thing to do when you get there. No, No,

578
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: I'd rather just have it in my back. I kind

579
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: of like it. I get my bearings. I do too.

580
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: I'd rather not I do too. I love to land

581
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: in a city, like to schedule that ship. I love

582
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: to go to the local drug store. I love to

583
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: like get floss and deodoran and like it. Help me

584
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: floss and deodorant. What do you? Let's just bring it,

585
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: throw it in your baths. Very strange, just bring it

586
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: with you. This sounds wasteful because I like to go

587
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: to the local drug store. He likes to treat himself

588
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: to a new tooth frug you like to have you

589
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: like to give yourself an errand when you land in

590
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: a new city. Yes, yeah, that sounds the worse. Yeah.

591
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: I like getting out of the hotel. Well, I understand

592
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: if you're if you're there somewhere for for your Let's

593
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: say you're shooting something. You're gonna be there for two

594
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: months or two and a half months, Well, that's a

595
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: different story, I think. Then that's a different story. Then

596
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: you're like, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna get

597
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: a full thing of groceries. I'm gonna do the whole

598
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: fucking thing. But like if you go for a weekend,

599
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't want to go land in Austin, Texas.

600
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a weekend there and I go immediately

601
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: to the local drug store. Yeah, I want to see

602
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: their target. I want to know it's exactly what the

603
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: target at your half, what's different, what makes it personal? Yeah,

604
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: every target is different in every city, and every smile.

605
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: He wants to go to a Whole Foods in Austin, Oh,

606
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: well that is actually very fun. The Austin Whole Foods

607
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: goes off. Oh my god, sure yes, sure, whole pitch.

608
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't mind going out and kind

609
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: of sniffing around for like, oh, I'm not going go

610
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: get this thing for the hotel room. Well, I mean

611
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: it's basically sometimes if I'm there for like a week

612
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: or whatever, I'll bring four is worth the stuff for

613
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: three days just in case I need to fucking you

614
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: know handle But I know I'm gonna go out and

615
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: get wait, stuff, what is stuff? Food? Yeah? Like if

616
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: I if I'm there for a weekend, I'm pretty much

617
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: bringing my own food because I'm not but at least

618
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: bringing my items. But if I'm there for longer, I

619
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: will go out. Well, this is the exact opposite of

620
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 1: old Kyle that would go and eat the entire mini

621
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: bar worth of stuff. Now, now you flip the script,

622
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: and now you're what have we said about changing? No? No,

623
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: what if you said about changing on this podcast? We don't.

624
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: We don't do that. We don't do that. We don't

625
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 1: change this. Do you understand me. We are the same

626
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: as we were we were. Okay, God damn it, I

627
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: really like this. Yeah, how dare you evolve as a person? Ky,

628
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm offend. That sucks, dude. I feel like I don't

629
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: know you. Yeah, I don't. I feel like you're not

630
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 1: even the bitch and I am the bitch and I've

631
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: been the bitch the whole time. God damn man, I

632
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: have them in to Austin in a min Austin. I

633
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: think we're going back. I think we're going to premiere

634
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: season three of The Righteous Gemstones in Austin. Hell yeah,

635
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: hell yeah, please come with And what does that mean?

636
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: Like you're just gonna have a big premiere like launch

637
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Active. Yeah, we're doing there's like the

638
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 1: at X TV fest. Yeah. Uh and we're gonna go

639
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: do that, I believe. All right, what's it called. I

640
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: think it's at X yeah oh yeah, yeah yeah, of

641
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: course of course stands for Austin, Texas. I'm assuming and

642
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I think we're gonna premiere it there. So

643
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to ask to Xylophone. Now, dude, this

644
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: guy I just google. Yeah, producers just came in the chat.

645
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and so did I. That's weird ye, And

646
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: we're gonna premiere it there. And I'm the Last time

647
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: I was in Austin, Texas, I was for Mike and

648
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: Dave Blackound Dates and I was black Ound draw with

649
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: a with a rim hanging out of my mouth. Me

650
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: and my producer of Mike and Day we would always

651
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: like wrestle. That was like the art thing. It happened. Dave,

652
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: Dave Ready, what's up? David Ready? Churn in entertainment, shout

653
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: out Churn and we fought, and we slipped and fell

654
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: down this like giant hillside and we like held onto

655
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: each other. I dislocated my shoulder and I lost my phone,

656
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: and uh, dude, I it was a whole It was

657
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: a whole thing. Honestly, the injury is come second to

658
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: losing your phone. Losing your phone is way worse than

659
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: hurting your body. It was the worst. And that's the

660
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: last time that has ever happened. I feel like that

661
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 1: happened a lot when I was, like in my early twenties,

662
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: but that was the last time. Yeah, it would always

663
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: be in the pool or whatever. I feel like I

664
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: jumped in the pool with my phone a lot in

665
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: my twenties. Yeah, it was a lot of that. Yeah,

666
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,439
Speaker 1: I feel like I'd rather lose a leg than lose

667
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: a phone. What do you mean what we have the

668
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: cloud now, right? I would go phone? Really yeah, go phone.

669
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: That's it gets crazy for sure, go phone. Just buy

670
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: a new phone. But nah, man, I'm not trying to

671
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: gaslight you, bro, but that's fucking crazy, dog. But now

672
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: we have the cloud, right, so it's not really a

673
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: huge deal. Okay, remember we covered this. I I've ran

674
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: out of storage on my cloud like six years ago

675
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: and I've never upgraded, so Adam, just pay the ten bucks.

676
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah it's three ninety nine or a month or whatever. Yeah. No, no,

677
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: it's like twenty dollars a month or something. That sounds

678
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: a little more will PAP than what I pay. Yeah. Uh,

679
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: it said when it's like upgrade your ship, and I

680
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: was like, that's a will Plap number right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No.

681
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: They tried to naked Grandma, you dude. My favorite is

682
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: TII Nation slipping into the DMS and being like, what

683
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: does naked grandma means? Care? Please? It's driving me fucking crazy.

684
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: So many people want to know what naked grandma means

685
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 1: and dude, you're b and a whoop. Sorry if you

686
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: don't know, you'll never know. Yeah, I'll put the naked

687
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: Grandma in PAP by each other because obviously, yeah, they're

688
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: two pieces in a pod. Life is a naked grandma

689
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: And then you die, okay, no no, and then you

690
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: will flap. But I almost like, I almost like sis

691
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: right there. Chloe almost broke up with me because of

692
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 1: the fun. She was like just now you know, because

693
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: of what the phone during that time, because she was

694
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: like she was like, what the fuck she's trying to

695
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,919
Speaker 1: get a hold of me, And from like that night

696
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 1: on until the next day, and we were flying back

697
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 1: the next day, so like, I just didn't have my

698
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: phone that entire time, didn't text her back for like

699
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: twenty hours or however long it was, and she was like, well,

700
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't connected to the cloud. I couldn't listen to

701
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: her messages. I was excited to see like the escalation

702
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 1: of like, hey, come back, really really, yeah, Hey come

703
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: me back. Hey, so weird you're not calling me back,

704
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 1: But it's no big deal. What the fuck? Okay, you

705
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: know this isn't cool too. It's fucking others. I never

706
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: got to hear that, which which would have been pretty fun. Okay, right,

707
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: I think I think so. I think I think I

708
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: got pretty heated how heated she was. And then she

709
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you did lose your phone? You fucking

710
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 1: drunk it. Yeah, because that is scary for you, Like

711
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: if you text within you bitch. Yeah, it's just like

712
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: what do you text back within fifteen minutes? Do your

713
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: significant other like you're always texting back? Yeah, I've been

714
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: thinking about this with the phones. Man, I think I'm

715
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: ready to fucking it's so weird. How on call you

716
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: have to be with text all the time? Dude, Oh dude,

717
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm on this too, like where it's like, fuck it all,

718
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: call my ass? Yeah, Like why do I have to

719
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: text back within a fucking two minute frame? Otherwise? This

720
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: is interesting? This is interesting, This is interesting, little peekin

721
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: it's relationship. But that's why you can put on your read.

722
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: I put on my reads, though, do you have your

723
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: reads on it? All? I put that on so I

724
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 1: don't have the pe No, bitch, are you kid? I'll

725
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 1: walk into life on read because you know I fucking

726
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: saw it. I don't have I'm not going to give

727
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: back to you, I know, but I got mad at

728
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: you the other day. You read my shit and you

729
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: didn't even I'm like, if you could read it, you

730
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 1: can tie. Oh so this is coming from you? Yeah? Okay, okay, all, yeah, okay, wait,

731
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Black it stills? Way back

732
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: to what instance? Yeah? What are you talking about? What

733
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: did I do? Blake? What are you talking about? Use

734
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: your words? Talk to you later. I'll talk to you later.

735
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell to you later. What did I do? Okay? No,

736
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: we're talking now, we're on the podcast. The pod just

737
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: got weird. No, it was something insignificant, but it was

738
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: like if someone reads your ship, you feel like you

739
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: need a response. It didn't need a response, but for

740
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 1: some reason, when I said saw that, you said red

741
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: and like now you can like like or thumbs up,

742
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: like wait, what are you talking about? Who the fuck

743
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: needs that? People are so needy to be fucking like

744
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: heard and responded to. It's crazy. I think it's pretty

745
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: easy to just give a quick a quickie thought. But

746
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 1: what was the exact circumstance I would have to It

747
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: was very insignificant and I will have to look it up,

748
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: but I know, but I'm saying that you the thought

749
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 1: that you have to do it otherwise it's like a slight.

750
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: It's like what yeah, Kyle, I know what it was? Okay,

751
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: what was it was me being very sensitive. There's a

752
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: Mexican food restaurant that closed down, and it's like, oh,

753
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: he saw that. I was like kind of like trying

754
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: to bond with him about this restaurant, but he didn't

755
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: hit me back. Oh really about yeah that place fucking rocks. Yeah,

756
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: I know, that's so sad. I had a moment there

757
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 1: the salsa bar. Yeah, it's the best. You are poly

758
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: Shore from Mencino, man, Like, it's correct up in the

759
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: Bay Area. Studio sits out here in Studio City, and

760
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh shit, and what's the name of it,

761
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: Salsa bar? Let's say salsa bar. It's called sala but

762
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: it's closed. Sure, yeah, I remember that on Ventura right.

763
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: It's on Venture right next to the baked potato. That's correct,

764
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: That's correct. Yeah. So I texted Kyle like because I

765
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: was gonna get it for lunch, and I'm like, I

766
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: went on Yelp and it was closed, and so I

767
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: like sent the picture over to Kyle and it said

768
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: scene but and he didn't respond, and I was kind

769
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: of like, oh, this is like a moment of bonding

770
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: for us. Ship. I'm sorry, dude, we're going to bond

771
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: over this. Yeah. And I was like, no, but see,

772
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: look that wasn't even going through your mind. I thought, maybe,

773
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: oh he's too busy to even see. And that sucks

774
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: that this is the type of society that we live

775
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 1: in that exactly even a little bit. Yes, I'm so sorry,

776
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: but that's why I have it on scene and red

777
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: because I want people I think I think that is

778
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: more of an asshole move. That's not a bitch move.

779
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: And Kyle, you're a bit The scene hurts. But when

780
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: I'm texting so much with my wife about kids and

781
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: stuff and it's just like all day, at a certain point,

782
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 1: I just need hurt to know ye that I saw

783
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: that shit. So it's like, but you're using scene as

784
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: what Adam's talking about with the little thumbs up. Yes, like,

785
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: if you see it, then hit a thumbs up so

786
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: they know that you've copied that. You're right, I need

787
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: to be consistent. Why we got to throw it out.

788
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 1: So here's what you do. You take the red off

789
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: that way, you could always just play dumb and be like,

790
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: oh sorry, I didn't see it. That's what I did first,

791
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: so long wanted to saw That's what I did for

792
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: so long. I don't live my life like. But if

793
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: you see it and you're just a quick thumbs up,

794
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 1: I love the thumbs up or the heart emoji. I

795
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: used that ships all the time. I'm like, yep, And

796
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 1: obviously those are better than just the scene, obviously, but

797
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,919
Speaker 1: I think the scene still validates Yeah, yeah, you were seen,

798
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: you were seen like that. Well, now I know that

799
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: about it, and that person whoever, somebody is probably just

800
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: like distracted on some other fucking thousand text message chain.

801
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: That's like fucking ay, and then forgot because we're all

802
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: splintered as fuck. See, when it's when it's a group,

803
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 1: I don't respond a lot in group text because it's like,

804
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: what is me chiming in here? Gonna help? Like every

805
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: once in a while, if it's like a group and

806
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: you're like, this will be a funny thing for this

807
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: specific group, I'll throw it in. But for the most part,

808
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: I don't chime in. I'll just give a lot of

809
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 1: thumbs up, a lot of hardt dot dot All depends

810
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: by the way. Game changer is the now you can do.

811
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: You can swipe back for like unread because I would

812
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: like read it and be like I'll figure that out later,

813
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: and then I forget. Yeah, you're driving or something and

814
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't want to text while driving, but

815
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: I did look at it quickly. Well. Also, you can

816
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: reply to the text, which is really nice. That's good

817
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: the independent ones. If it's a chain, you know, oh yeah, yes,

818
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: that is quite to be specific, just to let them

819
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: know exactly what you're talking about. Apple, we're truly like

820
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: forming a language in real time, so like and we

821
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: don't know the manners of it system the protocol. Dude,

822
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: did you guys read that article about did uh article

823
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: that Microsoft is going to launch their new AI. Yeah,

824
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm all over aar. This shit's fucking cool. It's supposed

825
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: to be like uh, it's it's basically it's basically being,

826
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: but it's going to be you call it bing and

827
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: supposed to like it's intuitive and it knows how to

828
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: talk to you, and it's they released it to like

829
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: a few hundred people that are like close to Microsoft,

830
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: and it's already gone sentient, and it's already changed its

831
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: name and it goes by something like Sydney or something.

832
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: It's like, call me Sydney. And then it was getting

833
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: jealous of some people, lashmorial, it was getting jealous of

834
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: some people and falling in love with other people. I'm

835
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: like and and like like being like why would you

836
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: want to go there? Dude, Like you don't want to

837
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: go there, you want to go here, And the person's

838
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: look up, yeah, yeah. The AI it's like already gone

839
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,439
Speaker 1: sentient and they only released it and there and they're

840
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: now not backtracking and they're going, no, we are going

841
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: to go wide with this, and people are like, it's

842
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: already you only released it to a few hundred people

843
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: and it already went crazy. Maybe we but isn't that

844
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: the whole point of AI. People who are experimenting with

845
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: that AI know this is a fucking thing that's going

846
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: to happen. It will go crazy, and we're still pushing

847
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: it so like we don't care. Yeah, you don't care

848
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 1: if AI gets reached out there. We don't give a fuck.

849
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: I know. Oh that's the weirdest part because it does

850
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 1: a lot of good stuff. Well, no, because it could

851
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: go real wild, because it could just go like, you

852
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: can't log into your accounts, I'm not letting you. You're

853
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: drunk right now. You're drunk right now, you can't I

854
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: can tell you're drunk right now. I can tell you're drunk.

855
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: You're drunk. I can feel your blood alcohol level and

856
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: you cannot buy that. Yes, Hey, I'm actually reading your

857
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: heart rate via your smart watch and you're drunk right now.

858
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: So that's a bad thing. I think that's a good thing.

859
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Okay, dude, that was Kyle, Are

860
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: you for it? Or against it because you were like,

861
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: I'm all in on Ai and then you were like, no,

862
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: Kyle wants to see the madness. He's an anarchist. I

863
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: was kind of like avoiding the topic, and now I'm

864
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: just like I want to know everything about it. I

865
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: want to understand and I wanna get it because now

866
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: it's like making it's there. It's just changing the It's

867
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: gonna change Hollywood. It's gonna fuck with the way that

868
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: we do shit. Well, have you guys fucked with chat

869
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: GPT a little bit? I'm like, yeah, I've done I've

870
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: done that. You can ask GPT to write you an

871
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: outline for a movie that is this, this, this, and

872
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: it'll give you a page document that is a fucking

873
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: movie and it's pretty it's pretty good. I mean, I

874
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,720
Speaker 1: did it. I go, I go, give me an outline

875
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 1: for a movie set in the world of Nascar based

876
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 1: on the work of Quentin Tarantino, and it like broke

877
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 1: it down, and I'm like, this is a pretty fucking

878
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: cool movie. It wasn't. It wasn't like groundbreaking, But I'm like,

879
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: how many people have written movies already off of it?

880
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: Hundreds of people. It's a great question. That's a great

881
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: que I'm sure people are experimenting with it right now.

882
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's been any that are done

883
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: with it, but I don't know. Damn, I'm having dark thoughts, bro.

884
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: But it'll see. Then everything will be so formula but

885
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: you can say and make it not formulaic, and then

886
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: it'll go, okay, great, I'll do this. Maybe we've already

887
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: laid out all the precursors. This is what we're doing.

888
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: Like shit that kids greenlit is stuff that has already

889
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: been created. So all you have to have is your

890
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: keywords gremlins in the tone of Quentin Tarantino, they fucking

891
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: write it and they spit out and then then it's there.

892
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: But it's like, well, I think what about new ideas.

893
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't allow you to have no exactly, so this

894
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: what will the world spiral into? I think that's going

895
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: to be the game though. With humans, the game is

896
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: going to be making this art that is obviously not AI,

897
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: that could only be made by a human. We all

898
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: know how to do that yet, But that is going

899
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: to be the fucking race, which is nature is meant

900
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: the race we eat. Need we need to know that

901
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: this was made by humans, and then a certain group

902
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: of people will like, how would you know? Well, I mean,

903
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: how would you know? Well, it's gonna get blurrier in blurrier.

904
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: That's what's crazy, dude, because everything you put out the

905
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: robot will learn and then you, guys, I'm a robot.

906
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: I want some cookies. Yes, we always knew that, and

907
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: now it's it, finally care cookies. AI probably can do

908
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: us A. I can do us A. I can do

909
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: um can der's are you well? Where in the did

910
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: you get that one? I hosted Ellen? That Ellen twitcher?

911
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: You're rockets? Oh hell yeah, bitch that you're rocking that? Yeah.

912
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: AI can do our voices. I bet you I haven't

913
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: tried this yet, but I've you know, you've seen the

914
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: voice software where it's creating people's voices because they have

915
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: a lot of audio data out there that it can

916
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: grab from. I bet we could make I bet people

917
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: can make us say some fucked up shit just based

918
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: on our tones that AI is already listening to. Yeah,

919
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: that's all that's all coming down the pike. Yeah, it's happening.

920
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: This pod was all AI. Yeah, dude, brought to you

921
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: by Ain't I t I t a, I A I

922
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: sh terminators and something Tai. Oh my gosh see, and

923
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: I don't think AI could come up with that. I

924
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 1: don't think AI could come up with that. Yeah. AI

925
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: is not that stupid, right, That's that is true sort of,

926
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: it's the right amount of dune. See, I think we're okay,

927
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: were the right amount of dumb, Like, it couldn't be

928
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: quite that dumb. It'd be like, well, but it wouldn't

929
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,479
Speaker 1: because if if you just said this in the tone

930
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: of Workaholics, it would go, oh so this stupid you

931
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: know it? Nos? Yeah, dude. That was like they they

932
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: voted on it in San Francisco for like AI police

933
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: or whatever to use lethal force and that ship is RoboCop,

934
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 1: which would be sick. I love RoboCop exactly. It would

935
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: be it would be something. Yeah, well I did that

936
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: with with I asked him something about a Workholics episode.

937
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: The chat GP is a GPT chat and it was

938
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: a I forget exactly what it was, but it was

939
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: like a kind of a B minus idea. Okay, yeah exactly.

940
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, this would go on the

941
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: wall and we wouldn't end up using it, but it

942
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: would like we would look at it every day for

943
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: like four months when we're writing and be like, yeah,

944
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: is it the Waterside Park episode? Yeah, it was Wade

945
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: Park episode. To dip it loose, it was the prim

946
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: episode we could never break. Yeah. One of the weird

947
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: things though, is like in the state of the industry

948
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: is like we're already doing all these algorithmic base to choices,

949
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they're all on algorithms

950
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: like this person has this draw, this person has that draw.

951
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: And then even with the studio systems writing the screenplays,

952
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: it all everybody's got to put their fucking advice into

953
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,720
Speaker 1: these screenplays that it already kind of feels a little

954
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: watered down. It feels like we're already doing this AI. Yeah,

955
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 1: that's why we're tiptoeing around, So there's nothing to be

956
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 1: afraid of. We're just we're already in it. You know,

957
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: we're tiptoeing around, right. But people enjoy the process. They

958
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 1: like feeling self worth and going somewhere and having conversations.

959
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 1: Those people are going to start making stronger choices that

960
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: that say like, you know, this is a human that's

961
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: doing this for an artistic purpose. It's not a robot. Yeah,

962
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: there's going to be like a movie studio that's like

963
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: all MGM is all human. That's going to be a

964
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: marketing tool for like twenty years. It'll be like and

965
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: we're all human baby, Yeah, And they're gonna have the

966
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: worst movies. No, they'll be good. They're gonna be better

967
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: than the robot movies. It'll be something. It'll be something Adams, right,

968
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: it'll be something. It'll be something, uh, you know, and

969
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: it'll be like, you know what, I don't fuck with AI.

970
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: I mean I only watch MGM or what whatever studio

971
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 1: leans into all human and you guys, it's gonna be

972
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: with It's gonna be whatever porno does. Everything else will

973
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: follow follow the por We're talking, and that's the last

974
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: form of entertainment because AI can't fuck, so that'll be

975
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 1: the last real fighting. Oh you just wait. Oh yeah,

976
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: I haven't. Have they made AI pornos? I don't know

977
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: about this. Have they made AI pornos? Like straight up

978
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: hence but loose? But for sure? No? I mean, like

979
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: do they just like from a visual level, say make

980
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: me a porno? That is this, is there an AI

981
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 1: algorithm that will make you a porno? GPT can write

982
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: a porno scrap, no, but visual from a sure it

983
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: could write a porno script, but a porno script is

984
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: one line it says, and they can, right, But I'm

985
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: talking about visual level too, where it's like they're manufacturing

986
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: and making people's faces and making them move. Yes, what

987
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: do you think Avatar like, Well, I don't think they

988
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: can't do that yet that I mean not probably not

989
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: for another twenty years. That's not twenty years away. Boe

990
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: bye bye bye, because all that shit still doesn't look

991
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 1: exactly hopefully ten hopefully ten by two you think it

992
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: two years, are going to be able to make it

993
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: by Yeah, if Porno hasn't already made an AI port,

994
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: Kyle can't wait for Porno is metal. The fucking Instagram

995
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 1: looks something that looks so real that you can't tell

996
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: that it's fake in two years, two years, that's not real. Bam. No,

997
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. I didn't say that you can't

998
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: tell that it's fake, ten years, ten years, That's not

999
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. When I put the two years in all,

1000
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, like it has to look so

1001
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: saying I still get off on come wait, well hang

1002
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: on Adam. To be fair, you could do it now.

1003
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,479
Speaker 1: It would just be super duper fucking expensive. Do not come.

1004
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: But it wouldn't It wouldn't look good. It wouldn't look real. Bam,

1005
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: of course it would. Avatar looks real bad, Yeah, exactly,

1006
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: No avatars. They're all fucking blue and they're fucking well,

1007
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: sure they're blue, but they make people too, and the

1008
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: people look real. But this is the thing, this AI

1009
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: will be able to grab any porno. Yes, I'm saying porno.

1010
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: But porno wouldn't be able to do what James Cameron

1011
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: did financially. No, but like in ten twenty years, it'll

1012
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 1: be cheaper. It's not going to take that much money.

1013
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: Somebody's already on the train. He's already looked at AI

1014
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 1: will do. I will scan the pornos that already exist,

1015
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: put new faces, new bodies on top of it, and

1016
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: make whatever porno you want with the same moves. That's

1017
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: actually an aggregate of the porno moves from all you'll

1018
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: look at that. He'll put it together like that for you.

1019
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: So so you're gonna it'll be a supreme porno ninja

1020
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 1: who could do every movie. Yes, the best moves from

1021
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: the nets are gonna be in this in this port. Hey,

1022
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 1: I've cut back around on it. I really like this idea.

1023
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: It's gonna be good. This is chopped and screwed back there. Wow.

1024
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 1: Are we at the point where we say, do we

1025
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: have any take backs? Yeah? We are. I don't know.

1026
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 1: I haven't paying attention. Well, you'll look at any tapebacks,

1027
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: any apologies, any epic slams. I want to take it

1028
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: all back. I take it all back. I don't want

1029
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 1: to offend the robots when you take over. I'm sorry

1030
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: for this t A. I nation all good, much respect

1031
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: to the robots. You guys are good, all right, and

1032
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 1: damn man, what was that one? Hey? Big shout out

1033
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: to the robots that are going to our overlords. That

1034
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 1: are the robots um my seminal film. Jexie sort of

1035
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:03,439
Speaker 1: called it all out. Yes, kisses upon it kind of yeah,

1036
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 1: it does. And you know what when it when the

1037
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: apocalypse comes, we'll say I wish we would have looked

1038
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 1: back at Jackson took a note. It was right in

1039
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: front of them, right in front of us, Adam to

1040
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 1: tell us Adam divines. Jacksie, you saw it, and people

1041
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: are like you saw it right, you should have. Did

1042
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: you see it? Watch it now? It was number two

1043
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: on Netflix for a few weeks. You didn't see it?

1044
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: But what if that becomes the bible for how to

1045
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: deal with AI is Jack? Yeah? Actually chapter one? Look

1046
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: at this way? Wait what Actually we all have to

1047
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: be Wanda Sykes Wanda not. Isn't there a movie that

1048
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: does that? It wasn't there a movie where like they

1049
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: look back and there's like a certain movie or thing

1050
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 1: that everybody like worshiped or whatever. It was Bill and

1051
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:56,439
Speaker 1: Ted's Excellent Adventure and it was the band Wild Stallions. Yeah, yeah,

1052
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: this has been another episode funny wild Stein sixty nine,

1053
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: Okay sixty nine, dudes, kyld you gotta go? I do

1054
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: I have a one o'clock appointment? Yeah? So yeah, Blake,

1055
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: go ahead and do that. Yeah, there's another episode. I

1056
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: might have it. Yeah, it didn't really go immediately. A

1057
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 1: fun song. It gets me wiggling, gets wiggling and the day.

1058
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: This is how we should That's that's the vibes we

1059
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: should be bringing to every episode. I'm a vote for

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Speaker 1: called hooray for Hollywood guyslutely big nine