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Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can

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Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time

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Speaker 1: one eight hundred do you why away? He's another Jewels

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Speaker 1: on the twenties toy I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Valve? This is Hi Valve. This is Mo Lester.

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Speaker 1: I was calling from the homeowners Association. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine. I did trim my hedges, like I said

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Speaker 1: in a letter. Is that what this is about? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: this isn't about any hedges. I'm just calling residents in

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood in regards to the upcoming Halloween holiday because

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Speaker 1: we're going to be doing things a little bit differently

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Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. What you mean by difference, Well, as

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you understand, with today's explosive social climate, we're

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Speaker 1: trying to be as inclusive and respectful of other people's

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Speaker 1: feelings as possible this Halloween. Oh well, I don't I understand. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to send anybody shore, of course, who

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Speaker 1: does anyway, we don't want to offin anybody with any

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Speaker 1: over the top Halloween displays this year, Like, for example,

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Speaker 1: we don't want anybody to be using blood and gore

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Speaker 1: and their decorations. Nothing too violent. Oh well, I understand that.

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't think kids should be looking at

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Speaker 1: that anyway. So so basically, no images of ghosts, goblins, schools, gremlins,

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Speaker 1: garden gnomes. Basically, if it starts with a G, I

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Speaker 1: would avoid using it as a decoration. Ghosts and goblins

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Speaker 1: and ghoul this is all just normal lean stuff. Well,

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Speaker 1: they are all extremely offensive and scary. Today's children are

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Speaker 1: very sensitive and weak, and they don't want terrifying images

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Speaker 1: thrust in their faces. Are you serious? What are we

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Speaker 1: supposed to decorate with? Well, that is a great question.

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Speaker 1: Let's say you wanted to put up an image of

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Speaker 1: a witch. Okay, you can't use an actual witch, but

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Speaker 1: you can leave the broom. Can just put a room

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Speaker 1: on the front of my house. Yes, it infers that

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Speaker 1: a witch has been there before, but there's no scary

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Speaker 1: image of a witch. You can just have a room

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Speaker 1: outside and infer that you're decorating. That's themmest thing I've

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Speaker 1: ever heard. Well, actually, I think it actually gives a

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Speaker 1: little bit a mystery to it. You could open up

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Speaker 1: the door and say, oh, look, everybody, a witch has

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Speaker 1: just been here. You can see by the broom. That

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Speaker 1: doesn't even it doesn't work. You're making rules that are

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Speaker 1: outrageously stupid. Well, unfortunately, these are the times we live in,

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Speaker 1: and you'll find four hundred dollars for any decorations that

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Speaker 1: are deemed too offensive. Four hundred dollars. You have got

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Speaker 1: to be kidding me. You are taking all the fun

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Speaker 1: out of Halloween. You absolutely can't do this. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I haven't touched on another thing yet. What the hell

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Speaker 1: are you going to do now? What are you taking away?

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Speaker 1: There's nothing left? Well, we've decided that the maiming and

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Speaker 1: torturing of pumpkins will also not be allowed this year.

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Speaker 1: Maiming and torturing pumpkins. I don't even understand what that means.

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Speaker 1: It happens every single Halloween, stabbing and gutting of pumpkins

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Speaker 1: and then leaving their rotting corpses on your doorstep, sort

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Speaker 1: of like a sick trophy. We won't be allowing that

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Speaker 1: this year. Okay, oh my gosh. Everybody carves pumpkins and Halloween.

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Speaker 1: That's what you do. You put a candle in. Well,

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Speaker 1: think about all the torture that they've gone through. How

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Speaker 1: would you feel? Could you just ask me how I

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Speaker 1: would I feel at I was a damn pumpkin? Yes

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Speaker 1: I did. How would you feel? Probably not very good?

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Speaker 1: Are you a freaking moron? This is a tradition, you know,

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Speaker 1: Slavery was a tradition at this country at one point too,

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Speaker 1: but thankfully we moved on from that. Right, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're comparing slavery to carbon a pumpkin. Well, we're just

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Speaker 1: trying to be respectful of people's feelings. Who's looking after

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Speaker 1: my ceilings? Because right now I feel like killing you.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, somebody who would do that to a pumpkin

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Speaker 1: probably would say that, wouldn't they? You know what, score this,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and find me. I don't give a damn.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to put so many murdered pumpkins on my

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Speaker 1: porch they're gonna have to bring in the CFI Unit

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Speaker 1: to their bloods. God, you know what else, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have Frankenstein skul skeleton right on top of my nailbox,

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Speaker 1: so everybody that comes down this street and see him

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Speaker 1: getting his undead so oh, now, all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: you think this is funny, I'm gonna have a scene

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Speaker 1: on my front yard that this town will never recover from.

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Speaker 1: Children will have to go to therapy. Do you get

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you feeling, yes, I do, laughing

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Speaker 1: because this is a frank phone call. What this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. No, your husband Ron set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, you know I thought I

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Speaker 1: recognized your voice. It's so stupid. I didn't want Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's awful, very very angry there at the end,

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Speaker 1: I am sorry. I think Halloween's figurite there. Yeah, obviously