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Speaker 3: The twenty twenty six Winter Olympics just started days ago,

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Speaker 3: and already there's controversy.

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Speaker 1: That makes it exciting, though, right does it?

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Speaker 3: Brook is cheating? Exciting to you?

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Speaker 1: Who's cheating?

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, No surprise. The Norwegians

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Speaker 3: scandals practically in their name. So what are they accused of?

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Speaker 1: Just being too blonde and beautiful?

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Speaker 2: You pretty?

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Speaker 3: No crotch enlargening? What before you ask? Brook? No, I

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Speaker 1: Are they just saying this because like the weather's gold?

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Speaker 3: So it turns out the Norwegian ski jumping team got

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Speaker 1: So instead of thinking like God or your parents or

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Speaker 3: But there isn't any actual manhood. It's just extra fabric.

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Speaker 3: You have to picture like one of those flying squirrels,

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Speaker 3: So that's why to prevent any more possible cheating at

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Speaker 3: the shock collar question of the day. No cheating allowed

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Speaker 3: this round. We all agree digital Jake check is junker

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Speaker 4: the most Attractive Female Celebrities of all time. He is

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Speaker 4: He's been named People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive, Home and Garden,

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Speaker 4: Today. In honor of all the my will be Jordan's

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Speaker 4: You just have to name that person to stay in

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Speaker 6: It sounds good.

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Speaker 4: Your bombshell Mail Battye was born in nineteen eighty three.

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Speaker 4: He became famous for swinging a magic hammer and was

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Speaker 1: Is that Liam.

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Speaker 6: I'm just gonna go Liam Hemsworth.

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Speaker 4: Liam Hemsworth incorrect. It was Chris Hemso, known for thor

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Speaker 1: That dude, seriously, how do they have more than one

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Speaker 4: He might be injecting some places where it might be

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Speaker 4: all right, give me eleven your bombshell. Mail Baddy was

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Speaker 1: I mean he has to be like him and George Clooney.

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Speaker 1: They're both in their sixties.

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Speaker 1: I think the cool guy thing, though, belongs to Brad Pitt.

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Speaker 1: Give me Brad Pitt, Brook, says Brad Pitt.

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Speaker 4: Go twelve your bombshell. Mail Batty was born in nineteen

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Speaker 4: He was sexiest man alive twice, and he kind of

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Speaker 4: to science. Name that bombshell bad.

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Speaker 8: We were just talking to George Clooney and so I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it's like the same timeline. He

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Speaker 8: Oh, Denzel Washington is age very well.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, okay, I'm gonna go safe and say George Clooney.

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Speaker 4: Jake Jose can't get George Clooney out of his head,

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Speaker 4: just like Brook. He's racks known eleven er aging like

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Speaker 4: a very fine Italian wine. Very much, Jeffrey, We're over

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Speaker 4: We're talking bombshell mail baddies. I might even say Daddy's.

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Speaker 4: Your bombshell male Baddie was born in nineteen fifty four,

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Speaker 3: It's hard. It's hard to picture a hot seventies five

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Speaker 1: I like how Jake set it up with calling him

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Speaker 2: I think I know.

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Speaker 3: Isn't al Pacino Ala? I swear if there's all these

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Speaker 4: Jeff go with al Puccino. I'm sorry, Jeffery, his name

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Speaker 4: was set in the room. I was looking for Denzel Washington,

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Speaker 4: that old Oh yeah, two oscars doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Look at it seventy five or something.

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Speaker 4: Thanks to their knowledge of the male batties, Brook and

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Speaker 3: All right, Brooke and Jose no hot men like nobody

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Speaker 3: else does, so they get to choose who get shocked

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Speaker 3: while singing man I need by Olivia Dean. Who's that

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Speaker 3: That's fair I'm ashamed of myself, So just come be

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Speaker 3: I kind of like it when you call me wonderful

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Speaker 9: Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Why does everything we love have to be ripped away

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Speaker 3: Definitely, everybody has memories of your mom making you lemonade

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Speaker 2: Who I bet it's nice.

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Speaker 8: I have to ask sticky bun as a cinnamon roll, right,

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Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, it's his specialty obviously.

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Speaker 1: Wait do you know this guy, Jeff? Is that why

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Speaker 3: I know different? Mister stick He deals in a totally

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Speaker 3: He doesn't advertise if you're not familiar with this mister Sticky.

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Speaker 3: He offers several varieties, and there's actually a warning on

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Speaker 3: then once parked at their residence, they both said, you

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: How even?

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Speaker 1: How do you have the same fights with your siblings

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now, apologize you say it first?

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Speaker 3: No, you said it first?

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Speaker 1: Are you wearing my clothes.

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Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of the interwebs. A

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Speaker 2: This is terrifying.

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Speaker 7: What.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why anybody would want to even create

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Speaker 7: Now, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: O the bots finally feel heard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems very social.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty wild. What have they been talking about. They've

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Speaker 2: Hey, so hot goss is turning into bot God.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. They're even talking about creating their own language so

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're a plug we can pull on these guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Bots can go to this site to hire humans to

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Speaker 3: As of last night, over one hundred and fifty thousand

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Speaker 3: Why wow, this is dark. Let's keep going. Your next

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Speaker 3: laser story is out of the five Ring circus?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Five rings? Like the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: No, jose on it, Bailey, No, not that one.

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Speaker 3: Most athletes aren't in the Olympics in order to get rich,

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Speaker 3: they sold those medals, even for scrap.

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Speaker 1: Them all the money Olympics give them some of the cuts.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're talking about the raw materials that the medals

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Speaker 2: Okay, they're like literally made of golden stuff.

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Speaker 3: Gold and silver prices are through the roof this year.

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Speaker 3: So someone looked at how much each metal would be

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Speaker 3: Gold Medals twenty three hundred dollars each.

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Speaker 1: That's still not that's one month of rent.

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Speaker 3: they'd be worth a lot more if they were solid gold.

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Speaker 3: Just the outer layer is made of that. The rest

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Speaker 3: And finally, bronze medals, if you take one home, it's

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Let's go to your final laser story out of

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Speaker 3: V Day Me day Head. Gordon's Valentine's Day is just

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Speaker 3: It really is the thought that counts.

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Speaker 3: In a survey, eighty seven percent of people say that

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Speaker 3: Thirty five percent of people are spending less than one

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Speaker 2: It's day.

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Speaker 1: You're back to that three D model of your head,

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Speaker 3: Yeah himself the pucker pal, sorry to bust it out

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Speaker 3: Well. Seventeen percent of people admit that they're treating themselves

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Speaker 3: good with millennials, being the likeliest ones to be their

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Speaker 3: come to an end of the day, We'll do it

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Speaker 3: again the same time on Wednesday. For years, centuries even,

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Speaker 3: women have been known to steal their man's hoodies out

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Speaker 3: But men, listen up, because now there's a new popular

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it's going to be totally calm and rational,

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Speaker 3: thinking happy now you're here. It in a brand new

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Speaker 11: What would you the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: Well, whatever you do, don't hog tie him in his

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Speaker 11: Next message, Hey Marcus, it's me. It's too I had

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Speaker 11: a lot of fun with you last night. I told

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Speaker 14: I'm the worst, aren't I?

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Speaker 11: So listen, I it's okay.

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Speaker 5: When I left this morning, I grab your phone.

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Speaker 15: Charger, but it's like kind of broken, and I'm.

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Speaker 5: Trying to buy a hoodie off of eBay right now,

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, I can't have my phone dive shoot now,

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Speaker 3: I thought it was going, I mean, after a one

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Speaker 10: Phone charger is a good call.

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Speaker 3: I had to buy one, honey, Yeah, upgrade.

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Speaker 7: Hey Dave, I just got out of the open mic,

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Speaker 14: Let you know it turned out really well, better than

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Speaker 14: So I started with this one.

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Speaker 11: Some people got it. I'll take that.

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Speaker 14: And then there was a big closer. I was going

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Speaker 7: Like, I don't know, maybe someone who won't leave mid

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Speaker 14: It's finny because that has actually happened to me more

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Speaker 7: I'm doing open mic at the Nut Factory next Tuesday,

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Speaker 7: and I will hopefully see you.

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Speaker 10: Then it's not good if a ka is more enticing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like that really happened.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I think like I need to go check out

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Speaker 3: more open mic nights, see what's out there, And then

451
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Speaker 3: I hear clips like these, and I realize I am

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Speaker 3: totally missing out on top notch comedy. Just miss his cutting.

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Speaker 3: He's the new Jerry Seinfeld.

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Speaker 10: I can see him being Seinfeld.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna be the next big headliner. And you

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Speaker 3: nowhere else you can find top notch comedy. Not on

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Speaker 3: our show. That's right, hundreds of other podcasts have that.

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Speaker 3: favorite loser lines of the week. We are currently number

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Speaker 3: one for people on hospital deathbeds. They just cannot laugh

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Speaker 3: anymore and they turn the volume up, and that could be.

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Speaker 1: You You welcome death.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely serious, guy, subscribe.

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Speaker 11: Now let's get back to the callipse next message.

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Speaker 13: Hi, Yeah, this is market from Cedar Court, Lot fourteen.

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Speaker 12: Yes, I'm calling to report a group of children that

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Speaker 12: are congregating near the cul.

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Speaker 13: De Sac right by my house. I think there's hold

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Speaker 13: on four four kids, maybe five.

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Speaker 12: Anyway, they're laughing very loudly, screaming like little demons, and

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Speaker 12: they keep talking and slang to confuse me.

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Speaker 13: Anyway, I've recorded some video of them on my phone.

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Speaker 12: I already posted it to a bunch of faithbook groups,

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Speaker 12: neighborhood Facebook groups, and on next floor.

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Speaker 13: I don't know if these kids actually live here, or

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Speaker 13: maybe they bust them.

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Speaker 12: In from god knows where, but clearly these troublemakers have

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Speaker 12: absolutely no regard for anyone's privacy.

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Speaker 13: This used to be a quiet, lovely neighborhood. Lately it's

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Speaker 13: done a hell in a handback.

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Speaker 12: And I can't even step outside my own home. So

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Speaker 12: you gave me this number to call in case of

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Speaker 12: a disturbance, and this is a pretty big disturbance, so

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Speaker 12: you better act quick before I free them all with

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Speaker 12: my garden hosey.

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Speaker 2: The loser the building I know it sounds like the

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Speaker 2: hero line.

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Speaker 3: Thank god we had her.

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Speaker 1: I hope every Facebook community page out there gave it

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Speaker 1: to her.

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Speaker 10: And I love how she was complaining about.

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Speaker 1: They have no regard for privacy while she's filming them

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Speaker 1: from her right, it's on.

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Speaker 3: Her property, books she's allowed to film that. Those kids

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Speaker 3: are clearly troublemakers and they need to be taking.

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Speaker 2: Care of laughing, yeah, having fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's wrong with children these days?

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Speaker 3: I know we need to have them listen to our

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Speaker 3: podcasting the mood down.

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Speaker 16: From Yeah, hey, Robin, guess where I'm calling from right now?

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Speaker 2: Give you hear.

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Speaker 14: Ah?

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Speaker 5: Do you feel me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah I did.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, she's freaking beautiful.

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Speaker 11: You gotta see this thing.

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Speaker 16: I think I'm going to call it Maryland like my

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Speaker 16: friend's mam, remember that my buddy's mom.

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Speaker 14: Oh man, I can't I can't stop listening this.

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Speaker 11: This is amazing.

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Speaker 15: You hear that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Baby can hit you some.

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Speaker 16: Oh man.

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Speaker 11: The vibration you feel, you feel that you could almost

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Speaker 11: feel it through the boat.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, whoa.

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Speaker 3: Some guys are in the fantasy football others totally different

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Speaker 3: passions and hobbies.

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Speaker 10: I felt that vibration all right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really glad there's no visual aspect to these calls,

524
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Speaker 3: because I really don't think I want to see what

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Speaker 3: he was doing with those goats at all. Feel that vibration. Remember,

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Speaker 3: get up in subscribe to our YouTube page at Brooke

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey. We post all of our content there. We

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Speaker 3: got our second dates, our phone tabs, and video of

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Speaker 3: us reacting live in studio to each and every one

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Speaker 3: of these loser line clips. Yeah, we got a phone

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Speaker 3: down coming up right after this. It's time for your

532
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 3: phone tap. And today a guy's wife set him up.

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Speaker 3: The reason. He went to the bank yesterday to draw

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Speaker 3: out some cash from the ATM, put his card in,

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Speaker 3: pressed a few buttons, and nothing happened. Three separate times

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Speaker 3: he tried, and it just spit his card back out

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Speaker 3: with no money. He was going to go inside to

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Speaker 3: handle it, but it was way too busy, so instead

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Speaker 3: he just left and called the branch to leave a

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Speaker 3: message for their supervisor. And that's where we come in

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Speaker 3: to tell him. Actually it it wasn't a weird technical glitch,

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Speaker 3: just the sad fact that his bank is out of money. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: it's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 9: You're working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 11: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi, I'm calling from uid Bank branch. My name is

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Speaker 3: Gary aria.

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Speaker 7: A.

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Speaker 11: Hi, this is Neil.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, perfect, I'm looking at see. This is Neil.

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Speaker 11: Yeah see.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for answering. I'm the manager here and I

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00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 3: received a message from a colleague that says you were

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Speaker 3: having issues with drawing money out of our ATM yesterday.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah, I just you know, I put in

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Speaker 11: my my stuff and it wasn't dismissing cash for some reason.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, just first of all, I want to

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Speaker 3: thank you for being a loyal customer with us over

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Speaker 3: the past decade. We definitely appreciate it, and that's why

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Speaker 3: we hope you stick with us during this difficult time.

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Speaker 11: I didn't know there was a difficult time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's kind of what I'm getting to hear.

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Speaker 3: The reason that you weren't able to get money out

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Speaker 3: of the ATM is we kind of ran out.

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Speaker 11: Of it, ran out of money.

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Speaker 3: I know it's pretty embarrassing, but we're a bank and

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Speaker 3: we don't have any money, are you Are you joking? Unfortunately, No,

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Speaker 3: I know that this is pretty stupid. We're calculating how

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Speaker 3: much we had left and I guess somebody forgot to

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Speaker 3: carry the one and yeah, that's left.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do think it's important to take accountability here.

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Speaker 3: The person who forgot to carry the one that was me? Oops,

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Speaker 3: that was you? Yeah, that's on me.

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Speaker 11: So what happens next? Are you waiting for another brand

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Speaker 11: to transfer money to you?

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Speaker 1: Or like?

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Speaker 11: What happens?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'd really like to not tell them because

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Speaker 3: I could lose my job if they found out.

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Speaker 11: But you need to.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree with that. The other

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Speaker 3: option is kind of brainstorming ways that maybe we can

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Speaker 3: just raise it back ourselves, what like maybe charge more

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Speaker 3: interest on CDs or just some straight donations from our customers.

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Speaker 3: Would you be interested in donating?

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Speaker 11: No, you're my bank. I'm not going to donate money

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Speaker 11: to my bank.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but how could we pay you back if you

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Speaker 3: don't pay us?

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Speaker 11: I can't believe this conversation is real. Right now, I'm

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Speaker 11: saying to a bank manager who says you have no money, like,

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Speaker 11: how am I?

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Speaker 14: How am I supposed to pay for things?

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Speaker 3: You could do what I did today and ask to

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Speaker 3: borrow some money from friends and family. That's always a

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Speaker 3: good option.

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Speaker 11: That's not a good option. That's not a good option

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Speaker 11: at all. I just get more money and let me

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Speaker 11: have the money that is mine. I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Listen, Neil, you and I were clearly both going through

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Speaker 3: a lot right now.

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Speaker 11: I'm not going we're not doing equivocated. I'm not like,

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Speaker 11: don't lemp me in with you.

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Speaker 3: Man, we're kind of in the same boat here.

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Speaker 11: We're not in the same boat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you don't have money and I don't have money.

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Speaker 3: He puts us in the moneyless boat.

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Speaker 11: I have plenty of money with you.

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Speaker 3: You just ran out of No, no, not anymore. That

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Speaker 3: money is gone. What are you talking about but silver lining.

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Speaker 3: I am just I'm so thankful that they're still paying

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Speaker 3: the employees like myself, so that I have my regular paycheck,

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Speaker 3: you know, I just I do feel bad for you

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Speaker 3: about what you're going through.

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Speaker 11: So I have no money, but I do.

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Speaker 3: So it's not all about I don't care what you have.

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Speaker 11: I don't care where you are. You just said we're

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Speaker 11: in the same boat. I don't care what you have.

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Speaker 11: What's the plan?

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Speaker 3: Well, you didn't hear this from me, but the bank

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Speaker 3: has a little bit left and I might try to

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Speaker 3: invest that into some sort of crypto coin tomorrow and

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Speaker 3: just hope it goes bonkers.

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Speaker 11: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Genius?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 11: No, it's not genius.

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Speaker 3: I think the kids the gen z says to the moon.

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Speaker 3: You really to the moon with that crypto.

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Speaker 11: You're a bank manager and that's your solution for running

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Speaker 11: up money.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I hear you. But I'm only doing this because

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Speaker 3: you said you wouldn't donate earlier.

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Speaker 11: Again, this isn't my fault.

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Speaker 3: I did nothing.

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Speaker 11: You're the one who screwed up.

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Speaker 15: Carry the one.

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Speaker 11: Right.

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Speaker 3: Now you're yelling at me, and I'm not sure why

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00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 3: I deserve to yell. Then I deserve to tell you

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Speaker 3: that this is a prank phone call and your wife,

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Speaker 3: Celeste sets you up. How does that feel?

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Speaker 11: No?

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00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, doesn't feel good, does it? And you're on a

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Speaker 3: show called Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning. My name is

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Speaker 3: jeff Oh but you didn't hear it from me though.

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Speaker 11: Oh, I thought I was talking the biggest imbecile ever. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I really shouldn't be in charge of anything financial at all.

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Speaker 11: No, No, you should not.

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Speaker 3: Okay, now we're on the same boat again.

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Speaker 11: I'm not in your.

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Speaker 5: Boat, dude, broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,

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Speaker 5: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: When you strike out in the dating world, sometimes the

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Speaker 3: problem isn't what you said wrong, but what you didn't

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Speaker 3: say at all.

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Speaker 10: That's good advice to feel me on that h.

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Speaker 3: God, that felt good just the way that I said it.

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Speaker 1: You're congratulating yourself.

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Speaker 3: Good job. That is the lesson that one of our

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Speaker 3: listeners learned though, when he hired a professional dating coach

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Speaker 3: to help improve his online matching game, and he found

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Speaker 3: Shame on you, men, shame pick No, it's not bad,

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Speaker 3: and it did work instantly for him. You can steal

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Speaker 9: This Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning second date updates.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm saying this, Okay, but if you're

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Speaker 3: to twenty twenty four, those were the good old days

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Speaker 3: of online meetups.

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Speaker 10: Just like a year and a half.

676
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't even remember those the Golden era.

677
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 3: Don't even get me started on twenty twenty three.

678
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: Oh like that one more huh oh.

679
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 3: They make documentaries about that time. But things have really changed.

680
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 3: Whether it's just a generations thing or the culture. The

681
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 3: truth is there's a lot of swiping and matching and

682
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 3: chatting happening, but not a whole lot of meeting and

683
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 3: hanging and actual romancing.

684
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: You do get the sense that people are just over it.

685
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like totally the regime. Let's face it,

686
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 3: there's a really good Netflix show. You can binge with

687
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 3: your cat right now, and you don't need some random

688
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 3: guy to be there and ruin that for you.

689
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: Honestly, the cat probably smells better.

690
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, so just block that dude and move on with

691
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 3: your life solo. I get it, okay, But one of

692
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 3: our listeners says he was determined to change that narrative. Okay,

693
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 3: fix the pattern. And his name is Roman. He's asked

694
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 3: for our help today. Roman, Welcome to the show.

695
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 5: Hey guys, thanks so much for having me.

696
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: All Right, you're gonna fix it for all men out there,

697
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: just for yourself. Roman.

698
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 5: Well, at this point, I don't even know if it worked.

699
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 5: For myself.

700
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: What was your plan? How did you try to change

701
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 3: the online dating trends?

702
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 5: Well, dating after so hard these days and a lot

703
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 5: of times, I don't even know how to really get

704
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 5: from just a regular conversation to an actual meetup. So

705
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 5: I hired a hinge coach.

706
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: Oh you got a coach? Oh yeah, okay, I mean

707
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: I guess dating coaches have been around for a long time,

708
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 1: and we all.

709
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: Have a friend that can help, but like an actual coach.

710
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone that's like a professional that knows how the

711
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 3: online matchups really work.

712
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 1: And will be honest with you.

713
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 2: Okay, your friends will not.

714
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 3: But what what did your your hinge coach? What was

715
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 3: his instruction for you?

716
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 5: You know, he said something that was so simple but

717
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 5: a really changed my life. He said, once you match

718
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 5: you had a couple of comments back and forth, you

719
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 5: just have to go for it and say the following

720
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 5: any quotes. Okay, I feel like getting to know each

721
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 5: other would be more natural in person.

722
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 3: Oh oh, implying that this feels very awkward between us, Yeah,

723
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 3: that does.

724
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: I feel like that coach is not going to be happy.

725
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 10: You just spilled all his Yeah, people paid for.

726
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: I charged people five dollars for that.

727
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it worked. It really worked. Now I'm actually

728
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 5: getting dates.

729
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: Tion from the match to the act.

730
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 10: It's hard not to agree with that statement.

731
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean anybody could use it, like guys, girls,

732
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 8: right yeah, aliens?

733
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, if aliens spoke English totally. I bet some

734
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 3: girls will be down to try some alien species based

735
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 3: on what they've had to deal with lately. So who's

736
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 3: the woman that you matched with that you want us

737
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 3: to call today?

738
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 5: Well, her name is Haley. Okay, so this is some

739
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 5: advice I can give that helps. Don't ask for her number,

740
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 5: give them your number.

741
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: Strategy that I mean, you would feel more comfortable as

742
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: a woman that way.

743
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, absolutely, and it worked. She texted me and

744
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 5: I was like, dude, this can't be real.

745
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 2: Now.

746
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: Is this the first person that you use this strategy on?

747
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 5: It wasn't the first, but it's been the most successful,

748
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 5: which is why I'm so curious as to why it's

749
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 5: not going any further. Because we went out, we met,

750
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 5: it was awesome.

751
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 7: What'd you do?

752
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 5: We went to the Mediterranean restaurant?

753
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 3: Mediterranean Mediterranean?

754
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 5: Did I say Mediterranean? You did?

755
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: That's vegetarian and Mediterranean mixed together.

756
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, yeah, we did the vegetarian Mediterranean. But

757
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 5: it was going so well that even halfway through the date,

758
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 5: we were talking about what we're going to do the

759
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 5: next time.

760
00:37:59,000 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 10: Cute.

761
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 2: I've been a days like that, but those are rare.

762
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 3: It's got to be a good sign, That's what I thought.

763
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 5: But then we're talking and all of a sudden, she

764
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 5: gets real quiet and it seems like she's thinking more

765
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 5: about it, and I don't know what it is.

766
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 10: She's like, wait a minute, why did I say future plans?

767
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 10: Is that what it felt like? She was trying to

768
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 10: walk me back.

769
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 5: Absolutely. I was worried she was thinking of a movie

770
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 5: too fast, or does she have other guys she wants

771
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 5: to see, because I mean, she is gorgeous.

772
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 3: She's really beautiful, Like this guy's going to take me

773
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 3: to another Mediterranean restaurant.

774
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 10: I mean it sounds like you have other women you're

775
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 10: talking to as well.

776
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 5: Not really, because my whole thing is like, we'll talk,

777
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 5: but once we go out, if it is successful, then

778
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 5: I kind of back off of the other people until

779
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 5: I see where this one goes.

780
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you.

781
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 10: Didn't ask her to do the same, did you?

782
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 12: No?

783
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, all right, but

784
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 3: you could tell there was the hesitation.

785
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 5: Just for a moment, just for a moment, and then

786
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 5: she kind of snapped out of it and we started

787
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 5: talking again and it was amazing. But you know, I

788
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 5: didn't want to overstay by welcome, so I walked into

789
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 5: her car and we actually we kissed you.

790
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 3: So what's happened since then?

791
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 11: I mean, she hasn't.

792
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 5: Completely ghosted me. It hasn't been all ghosting. But like

793
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 5: if I say, hey, do you want to plan the

794
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 5: next time, I'll get a I'll get back.

795
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 11: To you on that.

796
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 3: Energy shift, it's like non committal.

797
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's brushing them off.

798
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 5: Sure, And I just don't know what's going on. So

799
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 5: I really need you guys to help me out.

800
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 3: Sometimes, Brooke, I'll ask you a question and you'll say,

801
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 3: I'll get back to you on that. You're not completely

802
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 3: brushing me off.

803
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll never get back to you on that.

804
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 3: You should just say that directly, but then you have

805
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 3: follow up.

806
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 10: Questions if I say that, and then that's a noise.

807
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 5: I know.

808
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 3: Communication is so hard.

809
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 10: Easier to just lead you on, to make you say

810
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 10: that you're going to get something.

811
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 3: Oh man, where is that hinge coach where you need

812
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 3: one to deal with your coworker.

813
00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 5: I'll give you his number.

814
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a question.

815
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 10: Did you ask him about this?

816
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 5: No, my free trial expired.

817
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that explains you're coming to the free service

818
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

819
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: Remember you get what you paid for, Okay.

820
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 3: So we're gonna do that. We'll give you exactly what

821
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 3: you paid for when we call Haley and get some

822
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 3: more details on what really may have happened on your

823
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: Meditanean date's coming up right after this, Brook.

824
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 9: And Jeffrey in the morning. Second date updates.

825
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 3: Planning your next date in the middle of your first one.

826
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 3: And that's something that doesn't normally happen unless you're really

827
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: clicking and are both feeling excited and vulnerable with each other.

828
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 3: And that's what our listener, Roman says happened when he

829
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 3: met up with Haley for dinner until a few minutes later,

830
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: when Hailey suddenly got a little quiet like, huh oh,

831
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 3: why am I committing so quickly to another hangout with

832
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 3: this guy I barely know him?

833
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 10: Was definitely his read.

834
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, Roman wasn't exactly sure what she was thinking, but

835
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 3: he did end up getting a kiss at the end

836
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 3: of the night. The weirdest part, though, is since then,

837
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 3: she's been kind of brushing him off over and over

838
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 3: where he'll suggest a date and a time and then

839
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 3: she'll say, you know, I'll get back to you on that.

840
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:18,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

841
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: So it's been enough delaying where Roman has decided forget it.

842
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna come to the radio show, get some

843
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 3: radio lance, remember.

844
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Well, yeah, that's his free trial.

845
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 3: I wasn't going to pay for more hinge coaching, so

846
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 3: here we are.

847
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 10: Did sound like it would have been worth your money.

848
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's still an option if we fail, you Roman,

849
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: so you can keep that in your back pocket. Yeah,

850
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 3: I'll do my best Okay, got it.

851
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: I mean best case scenario is she is just busy

852
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: with other dates. Because you sound like.

853
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 10: A confident guy.

854
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 1: You sound like you're a guy that could be like, yeah, sure,

855
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: put me up against some other dudes. I'll win.

856
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 11: Mm hmm.

857
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 5: Yeah. I'm gonna be honest. I don't like that read

858
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 5: that's not boy he should be getting. I really don't

859
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 5: want to compete with a bunch of other dudes.

860
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to hype you up as like confident guy.

861
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe just one other guy. Will you go one

862
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 3: on one with the dude if he's smaller than you,

863
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 3: If he's smaller, sure.

864
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: Well we're not beating people out either of you.

865
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 3: We're doing best case scenario likes you said, Brooke, I'm

866
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 3: on your page.

867
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: All right, let's just call it.

868
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Hopefully it's something totally unrelated to

869
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 3: other dudes, but let's find out.

870
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 15: Hello.

871
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 3: Hey, my name is Jeff from the radio show Brook

872
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Is this Haley?

873
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:36,439
Speaker 17: Yes?

874
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 15: Who is this?

875
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 3: This is what I said at the start of the sentence.

876
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 3: Jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, a radio show.

877
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 15: Okay, I didn't hear you your phone cut out earlier.

878
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 15: Who's why are you calling me?

879
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 3: Sorry that we've had very old phone lines here at

880
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 3: the radio station. They've been put in since like the

881
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 3: nineteen forty, so we.

882
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 2: Got a dollar zero to get out.

883
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a rotary, but we're doing this segment. It's

884
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 3: called this second Date Update. I'm not sure if you're

885
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 3: familiar with that. No, okay, it's a newer segment than

886
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 3: the nineteen forties. It's where we try to help out

887
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 3: our slightly. Yeah, we try to help out our listeners.

888
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 3: If they've gone out on a date with someone and

889
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 3: felt like they had a good time and they're confused

890
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 3: why they're not getting a call back, we can step

891
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 3: in to try and get them some answers.

892
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 15: I mean, who are you calling to me about Brook?

893
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 3: Do you want to say? Or have you've forgotten the person?

894
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 3: I'll step in. It's a very very close friend of

895
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 3: the show. Clearly, his name is Roman.

896
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: That's it Roman.

897
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 3: Roman. Yeah, he emailed us and we spoke to him

898
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 3: a little bit about your hangout at dinner, and according

899
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 3: to him, he said that you two got off to

900
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 3: a really strong start.

901
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 17: Yeah, I mean I think we did.

902
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 15: What else did he tell you about sayings?

903
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 1: Okay? I mean all good stuff from Yeah, he said

904
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: that you just were such a cool person, really unique, beautiful.

905
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 3: But could you possibly be any more general with the discription?

906
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 1: What else do you have to say after our first meeting?

907
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: Those are pretty good reviews, Like you sounded like you

908
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: both clicked, like you're the boxes.

909
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 10: You were talking about future dates.

910
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 3: Even that was a good sign.

911
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 17: Yeah, that was honestly really awkward.

912
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 15: I are weird in the moment, like I just couldn't

913
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 15: believe that that was actually something we were talking about.

914
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's how Roman felt too. You felt awkward

915
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 3: about it. It was like, I don't know, idea, what

916
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 3: do you mean.

917
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 10: You couldn't believe you were talking about it is in

918
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 10: a good way.

919
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 17: You couldn't believe it well, I mean it's not usually

920
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 17: something you do on the first day, and so it

921
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 17: was just kind of no, this is new, you know,

922
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 17: kind of charring and it made me definitely worry about

923
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 17: some things.

924
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 2: So usually you have that talk when you've been on

925
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: many dates, it's like your fourth date. Then you're like,

926
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: all right, what are we going to do now?

927
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 6: What we're talking about the next day?

928
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: What were you worried about? Like you said it made

929
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: you worry.

930
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 17: I mean I just kind of didn't really know how

931
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 17: the next couple of months would look.

932
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 15: And to have that commitment chat on the first day,

933
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 15: I was like, I don't know really what to say.

934
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 2: Oh, like your life is a little sporadic, like your

935
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 2: job or something.

936
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 17: No, I mean, it's just that it's about to be

937
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 17: wedding season and I'm in a wedding and going to

938
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 17: three others and I just kind of felt, am I

939
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 17: going to have to invite this dude to all of

940
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 17: these weddings now? And if I don't, is he going

941
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 17: to be up set?

942
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 7: Oh?

943
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: I mean Alexis would know this weddd season is like

944
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: a whole I mean, most of my friends have money

945
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: for weddings, so you don't even get a plus one anyway.

946
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 3: Dating, you're like looking ahead being like, is it going

947
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 3: to be awkward if I try to bring this guy

948
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 3: around all my friends and I don't meet your family member.

949
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 17: I mean two of these weddings are absolutely going to

950
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 17: have to meet my grandmother. So it's like, do you

951
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 17: just make this person who you just met have the

952
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 17: pressure of going to the things?

953
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 15: Or am I going to hurt their feelings?

954
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 11: Like?

955
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 17: I just I kind of felt like, you know, let's

956
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 17: just wait till after the wedding season is done.

957
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 3: This Actually it doesn't say you can't bring an extra

958
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 3: person but to a wedding season is done. Like how

959
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 3: long is that going to be? It could be five

960
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 3: to six months down the road that you would have

961
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 3: to wait.

962
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 17: Yeah, but we're still talking, Like I'm still texting with

963
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 17: him and getting to know him. I'm just not I

964
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 17: just don't is he gonna be my boyfriend at this point? Like,

965
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 17: if you are pressure on.

966
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 3: The first day, she's gonna say something in sensible.

967
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: No, you're so many steps down the road right now,

968
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: like you're not in the present.

969
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 15: That's how it made me feel.

970
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 17: That's how the whole thing made me feel, too, And

971
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 17: that's why I was kind of like, oh my god.

972
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you're thinking that he's so many steps

973
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: down and you're not quite You're not you're not in

974
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: step with him.

975
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 17: I want to pursue this. I want to I'm talking

976
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 17: to him, I'm enjoying the conversation.

977
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 15: I just don't want the drama.

978
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 3: All right, this is definitely I don't think we expected

979
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,319
Speaker 3: to hear from me when we called you, and it's

980
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 3: certainly not going to be on Roman's radar, i'd imagine.

981
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 3: But let's find out, because he is on the other

982
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 3: line right now waiting to talk to you.

983
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 15: Hey have gone Oh my god, Hi, Hey, I'm sorry.

984
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 5: If I made you feel like I was pushing things,

985
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 5: there really wasn't.

986
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 17: But no, that's the thing, though you weren't. It was

987
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 17: just the situation evolved so nicely that it just sat

988
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 17: kind of like, Okay, well, here's the next step. And

989
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 17: that's a lot of pressure to put on somebody you

990
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 17: just met.

991
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 5: I could I guess I could see where you're coming from.

992
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 5: I just why didn't you tell me about the wedding.

993
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 17: Season thing, because I don't know how to talk about that, Like, oh,

994
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 17: I like you so much, but I can't invite you

995
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,240
Speaker 17: to these weddings because that might make you feel weird.

996
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 5: And that would have been okay.

997
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 15: I feel like this would be a whole.

998
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 17: Lot easier if we had met in September at the

999
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 17: end of wedding season.

1000
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 3: Sure, you waded through wedding seas, but then after that

1001
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to put pressure on him around the

1002
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 3: holidays that are going to be coming up, and that

1003
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 3: could be just as awkward, if not more awkward.

1004
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: That is not helpful, Jeffrey, I'm just going.

1005
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 3: Off of herd line of logic. At the end of

1006
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 3: the day, there is no perfect time for you to

1007
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: start seeing someone.

1008
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 10: That is true.

1009
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: There is no such thing as perfect timing. I mean

1010
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: just just doesn't exist unless.

1011
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 3: You're talking about the end of March for that one week, Yes,

1012
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 3: right after you've gotten over Valentine's right before you get

1013
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 3: into Saint Patti's Day and all that stuff.

1014
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 2: Non commitment.

1015
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I just wish Haley could hear herself, Like,

1016
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: you sound so into this possible relationship.

1017
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 15: I am, he's awesome.

1018
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 2: Wow, it's gonna be cue when you see him in

1019
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:45,919
Speaker 2: six months.

1020
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: Who cares if he meets your grandma and then you

1021
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: end up breaking up?

1022
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 10: Come on, like, I why.

1023
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: Doesn't even want to go to the way? Why does

1024
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: that even matter?

1025
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 7: Though?

1026
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: Like, I don't understand.

1027
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 17: My Grandma's gonna freaking love him, like I know that,

1028
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 17: and then she's gonna feel bad if we don't work out.

1029
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's so much pressure.

1030
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: But what if you do work out? Like what if

1031
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: we looked at that angle instead?

1032
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 15: Is that realistic?

1033
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 13: Though?

1034
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 11: Life?

1035
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: For sure? Bring them to all the weddings, I mean, honestly.

1036
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to ask the question here in just

1037
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 3: a second, but we haven't heard from Roman in a

1038
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 3: little bit. So Roman, is there anything that you have

1039
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 3: to say to Haley?

1040
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 5: Yeah? I hate that you're putting so much pressure on

1041
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 5: yourself and us. I can work around your schedule and

1042
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 5: it would make you uncomfortable for me to come to

1043
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 5: one of your weddings. I just won't come.

1044
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not her weddings at least, I don't think

1045
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 3: I would hope not friends and family members and Grandma's there.

1046
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 5: You know what, I just want to see her. So

1047
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 5: whatever she feels comfortable with, however that works. I'm good, Haley.

1048
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 10: That could not have been a better response.

1049
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 3: Seriously. So at this point, we would like to offer

1050
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 3: to pay for your next date with whether that happens

1051
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 3: next week or at the end of September, whenever you're comfortable,

1052
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 3: we will fund it.

1053
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,959
Speaker 17: If you say yes, I would love to see him again,

1054
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 17: and so if he's cool, and we'll just take it

1055
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 17: day by day.

1056
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 15: I guess the.

1057
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: Only way you can take it?

1058
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 3: Okay, now, to put a final stamp and seal on this,

1059
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 3: can we get Grandma on the phone and get her blessing.

1060
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 17: To You'd never get her off the phone.

1061
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 1: That's a true Grandma.

1062
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, I love it. Reok and Jeffrey in the morning.

1063
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 3: Isn't it ironic that wedding season almost destroyed a possible

1064
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 3: love connection Today normally works the opposite way.

1065
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think she just would rather go

1066
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: single to weddings.

1067
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 3: It is kind of more fun. Yeah, not to be

1068
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 3: bogged down, but we wouldn't let a wedding destroy love, no,

1069
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 3: not on our show.

1070
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, And honestly, I think he sounds like the type

1071
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: of guy that you could bring him to a party

1072
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: and just be okay that he's there. You know, some

1073
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,919
Speaker 1: of them have the babysit. Yeah, he'll find his way.

1074
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, leave him by the corner with the losers while

1075
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 3: you hang out with your friends.

1076
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that totally Yeah in a relationship, jeff.

1077
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 3: I do hope that we get an update update from

1078
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 3: these two. Will it be in six months, twelve months,

1079
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 3: four years, twenty years? Who knows when their date will

1080
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 3: eventually happen, but they do have the gift cards, so

1081
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 3: it's really up to them and also maybe her grandma too, Okay,

1082
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 3: oh yeah, So we're very excited to hear from them,

1083
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,959
Speaker 3: and you too. If you need help in your love life,

1084
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 3: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling

1085
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 3: you back and go subscribe to our podcast wherever you

1086
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 3: listen to it. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1087
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 3: If you're having a wedding, it's a lot more than

1088
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,959
Speaker 3: just planning one cute ceremony with a reception after. There's

1089
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 3: all these events that lead up to the big day. Oh,

1090
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 3: that's true, with rehearsals and tastings and fittings and practice

1091
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 3: consummations in front of the efficient. You don't want to

1092
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 3: do a bad job on your wedding night. Do you

1093
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 3: try it again? This time with more enthusiasms?

1094
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 2: Am I doing it? Okay?

1095
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 11: Fuck?

1096
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 2: You've noticed since I was a child? Okay, much long way.

1097
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 3: But over the weekend there is another huge event with

1098
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 3: hundreds of soon to be brides and grooms in attendance,

1099
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 3: and we sent our own jose and Alexis there to

1100
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 3: ask them, Hey, what you doing here? And I'll tell

1101
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 3: you the answers were just as awkward as a practice connation.

1102
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 3: We're going to play you the audio coming up right

1103
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 3: after this. Some people say love is patient, love is kind,

1104
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 3: Love is shaving the area above a man's behind. Brook's

1105
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 3: been there, she.

1106
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 2: Knows, and you know.

1107
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 3: That may be true in the regular world, but at

1108
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 3: a wedding expo, love is pricey. Love is ornate. Love

1109
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 3: is arguing with your mother in law over the right

1110
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 3: color combo for the table runner underneath your ninety dollars

1111
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 3: dinner place. You know it, Jeff's Brook and Jeffrey in

1112
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 3: the morning.

1113
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: That is tough, that's right.

1114
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 3: And we know that because over the weekend, hundreds of

1115
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 3: soon to be brides and grooms flocked to the downtown

1116
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 3: area along with their extremely judgy future mother in law,

1117
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,439
Speaker 3: to meet possible vendors to hire for their big day. Yeah,

1118
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 3: so of course we had to send jose and Alexis

1119
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 3: down into the frenzy of flowers and free cake to

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Speaker 3: ask the attendees a simple question, what you doing at

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00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 3: the wedding expo?

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00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 6: What you doing at the wedding expo?

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00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 18: We're getting married in twenty twenty seven.

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00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 6: Oh wow, so you are planning way in advance.

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00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 18: Yes, because that's how you do it cheap. I already

1126
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 18: have my dress. Actually I bought it at a thrift store.

1127
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 18: But we're looking at.

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Speaker 6: Wait, that's impressive. How much did you pay for address

1129
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 6: at a thrift store?

1130
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: Two dollars?

1131
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 18: Me too, Yeah, yeah, thirty bucks, and then I guess

1132
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 18: it was like ninety percent off.

1133
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: It was ninety percent.

1134
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Speaker 10: There's nothing wrong with it, you're sure?

1135
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,760
Speaker 18: No, it's it was actually made in the night eighteen forties.

1136
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 18: It still had the original like U tag from the

1137
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 18: person who uh who made it?

1138
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 6: So I have to ask, are you the money you

1139
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 6: saved from that? Is there something you're gonna splurge on

1140
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 6: at your wedding?

1141
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 18: Now, we're gonna have a foam wedding cake that has

1142
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 18: a corner cut out so you can just yeah, it's

1143
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 18: a thing, So you can have like a foam for

1144
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 18: three tier wedding cake.

1145
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: It's fake.

1146
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 18: And then they have a little corner that's cut out

1147
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 18: that they put one slice of cake in and then

1148
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 18: you just cut that and then you serve your guests

1149
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 18: like sheet cake instead.

1150
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's thrifty.

1151
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 1: Stop it, she's a genius. There's faux cakes in the world.

1152
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: Never heard of it.

1153
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 2: This is brilliant.

1154
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 3: No argument there, But that's what She's gonna splurge on

1155
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 3: a fake foam cake to trick out her guests while

1156
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 3: they serve her less stuff. How does she not have

1157
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 3: a show on TLC called Cheapest Wedding embasis show us

1158
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 3: like the trick is, don't invite actual guests, just bring

1159
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 3: cardboard cutouts and you don't have to pay for dinner, cardboard.

1160
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 1: Cutouts cake, don't hire DJ, have everyone honk your horns

1161
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Speaker 1: at the same time.

1162
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 3: Coming up this Sunday on TSC.

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00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 2: What you're doing at the wedding expo. We are here

1164
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 2: just getting ready for our wedding. We just actually got

1165
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 2: our venue and she got her gown and here you

1166
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 2: just got that done here. No, no, no, okay, got it.

1167
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, that's so convenient. Everyone says like

1168
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,720
Speaker 8: wedding shopping is hard. That sounds really easy.

1169
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,479
Speaker 1: No, this was this has been planning for a little

1170
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: bit already.

1171
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 8: Do you say, what six months or no? Well wait,

1172
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 8: I don't do math very well. Three eight months? Okay,

1173
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 8: so you were here. What's the mission?

1174
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:40,439
Speaker 2: You said today?

1175
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 8: You already got the venue, you got the everything else

1176
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 8: to the gown, today's gown day.

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00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,879
Speaker 10: No, no, we have the gown, it's everything else.

1178
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 3: Okay.

1179
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 2: I'm not good at listening.

1180
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 8: All right, we're gonna edit all this part out and

1181
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 8: we're gonna start again. What you're doing at the wedding expo?

1182
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: Math?

1183
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 3: Oh man, God, Jose I want to compliment you on

1184
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,840
Speaker 3: that interview because you didn't give up.

1185
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1186
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 3: I didn't start listening ever, No, but you never quit. Yeah,

1187
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:10,760
Speaker 3: and that's what's important.

1188
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 2: I heard the word gown Yes, that was there somewhere.

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00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: The only thing I heard was how annoyed she was

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00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: by the end of that.

1191
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 6: She never asked her and she had to sit there

1192
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 6: for another five minutes after that.

1193
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 11: You know we did.

1194
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 3: That's good stuff. It's what you're doing at the wedding

1195
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 3: expo where jose and Alexis went to one of the

1196
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 3: biggest wedding vendor exposees in the city to ask the

1197
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 3: people there a simple question, what you're.

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00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 6: Doing at the wedding expo.

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Speaker 5: Model?

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Speaker 19: And uh, I'm actually I'll bride too, so I'm picking

1201
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 19: out addresses for myself too.

1202
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: Okay.

1203
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 6: I was wondering because you are the one person I

1204
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 6: see walking around in a wedding dress.

1205
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 19: Yeah, because like I'm a model and I need to

1206
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 19: present I see.

1207
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 6: So while you're working, you're also getting to try on

1208
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 6: dresses for your future wedding.

1209
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 19: Yes, that's really actually amazing experience because model.

1210
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: I mean you amazing.

1211
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 6: So you're getting paid, though, to try on your own

1212
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 6: wedding dresses, yeah, because like I'm a model.

1213
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 13: You know.

1214
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 3: The thing I'm most disappointed about in your interview is

1215
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 3: Alexis says you never ask about their profession. Yeah, if

1216
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 3: we only knew what they did for a living, it

1217
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 3: would have gone so much better.

1218
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: Dude, that would be so rad though. You could walk

1219
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: around and just see how people react to what.

1220
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 8: You look like and like judge it, like ooh, well

1221
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 8: it made sense because we saw her walking by us

1222
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 8: and we were like, oh, my gosh, she's probably in

1223
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 8: the middle of trying it on.

1224
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 2: Let's not bother her. But and then she walked by

1225
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 2: again and again, and I'm like, oh, she just wants attention.

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00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 16: Get it.

1227
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 3: Do a great job.

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00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 2: She did a great job. Good word, what you're doing

1229
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 2: at the wedding expo?

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00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 4: I'm here with my fiance.

1231
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 8: Oh, there she is the I almost said, you're the

1232
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 8: only guy I've seen here all by himself. And as

1233
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 8: the interview started, she slowly creeped up on you. I

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00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 8: don't know if she trusts you.

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00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 2: Brother. That is a well trained Hold on, are you already?

1236
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 2: Oh you have a pin? What does your pin say?

1237
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 4: I'm engaged?

1238
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 8: Ah, where's your pin that says I'm engaged? I was

1239
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 8: gonna say, I'm like, you're hiding yours.

1240
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 2: That's cute that they do that.

1241
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 8: Okay, so you're obviously already trained because you looked at

1242
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 8: her before you answered the first question.

1243
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 2: She saw you unattended and came over here.

1244
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 8: Will you give me a synopsis of why he's a

1245
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 8: troublemaker or why he needs so much assistance? Or give

1246
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 8: me a scenario where his mouth made you cringe, or

1247
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 8: you got kicked out of a restaurant or somebody you know.

1248
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 8: You can talk about the the cringe stuff now, because

1249
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 8: you guys are getting married, you're past all that.

1250
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 2: Give me a funny story.

1251
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 3: What's it like working an event where they hand out

1252
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 3: free sugar cookies at the door?

1253
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: And did she ever get to answer any other questions

1254
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: or were the questions just continuing on?

1255
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 3: There was twenty more questions before she answered first question.

1256
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: I was excited to hear the answer the question of before.

1257
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 3: Yes, there's so many hose You are the best interviewer

1258
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 3: on the show. You don't let them answer the questions,

1259
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 3: but you have the best ones. We appreciate that. That

1260
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 3: was what you're doing at the wedding expo.

1261
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1262
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 3: It's the day after the big NFL football game, and

1263
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 3: you know what Valerie was doing at kickoff teaching a

1264
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 3: candle pouring class. Basically saying, Marna, send me your football

1265
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 3: hating wives and girlfriends. I shall watch over them and

1266
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 3: entertain them for four to six hours, or you do

1267
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 3: your silly sports stuff.

1268
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: How dare you assume that that class wasn't all full

1269
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: of men.

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00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 3: Megan sports, it was all died. It was a right, Valerie.

1271
00:59:55,080 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 3: Absolutely yeah, I've actually pictured you playing that music in

1272
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 3: the background while pouring the candle.

1273
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,840
Speaker 13: Yes, very intense to eyeblacks, the whole nine.

1274
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 8: Okay, Hey, y'all have a nacho candle where when you

1275
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 8: light it, it slowly melts into cheese and you can

1276
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 8: just dip a jip and it kind of like a

1277
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 8: butter candle.

1278
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, I like it.

1279
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 14: I'll put that in this suggestion.

1280
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 3: Ye, good job, I'll say. Now, Brook's gonna leave the studio. Valerie,

1281
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 3: you're a returning player who's beat Brook twice already, so

1282
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 3: this will be your third time. I don't even feel

1283
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 3: like I need to wish you good luck. You got this. Yeah,

1284
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 3: you're a veteran here, but you got thirty seconds on

1285
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,439
Speaker 3: the clock to answer as many questions as possible. People

1286
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 3: don't know when you could say pass, you have to

1287
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 3: beat her outright if you want to win? Are you ready?

1288
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1289
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National Pizza Day?

1290
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 3: Will the average American eat more or less than one

1291
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 3: hundred slices of pizza per year? Simone Biles as a

1292
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 3: star athlete for what sport? What's the record for most

1293
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,959
Speaker 3: number of human children to be born during one bird

1294
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 3: and all survive.

1295
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 5: Eight?

1296
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 3: In Italy? What type of watercraft are raced in Venice's

1297
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 3: annual regatta Storica? Very nice, Valerie, All Brook's gonna come

1298
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 3: back into the studio here and since Valerie, because you've

1299
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:23,959
Speaker 3: had so much success against Brook before, you've actually given

1300
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 3: yourself a nickname, the human Snapple lid. Please explain.

1301
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 17: I didn't give myself that one names people people gave

1302
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 17: that to me before, but it's because I am just

1303
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 17: laden with useless factoid information.

1304
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 2: Are you?

1305
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 10: Are you a Kiwi strawberry cap or.

1306
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 17: Oh?

1307
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 14: I liked the tea one you don't even remember the

1308
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 14: name of it.

1309
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 13: I think it was Well, when was the last time

1310
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 13: you bought a Snapple with the thing in the lid?

1311
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: While I don't know this, I don't think I bought

1312
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: a Snapple since the nineteen ninety Yeah, don't do that anymore.

1313
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 3: Your friends are also calling you kind of old by

1314
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 3: calling you a very much So those are interesting friends,

1315
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 3: But it is good to know a little bit about

1316
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 3: a lot of random stuff. Will your Snapplefax be enough

1317
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 3: to beat Brooke today? Let's find out.

1318
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 14: Brook.

1319
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 3: It's your turn. Are you ready?

1320
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 10: I'm ready.

1321
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today's National Pizza Day. Will the

1322
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 3: average American eat more or less than one hundred slices

1323
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 3: of pizza per year? Us Simone Biles is a star

1324
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 3: athlete for what sports gymnastics? What is the record for

1325
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 3: the most number of human children to be born during

1326
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 3: one berth and all survive nine? In Italy? What type

1327
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 3: of watercraft are raced in Venice's annual regatta Storica? The

1328
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 3: Blue Angels belong to? Which branch of the military? This question?

1329
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 3: This is a three sentence question. We got rid of

1330
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 3: that one. But let's go to the scoreboard now to

1331
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 3: see how you both did with Jose whoever thought a

1332
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 3: cool person could be a jerk?

1333
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:08,080
Speaker 2: That's really funny, Valerie, you got four correct and a

1334
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 2: zero wrong. Wow, Oh my, Brook can squeeze in an

1335
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 2: extra question that you didn't get to.

1336
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 1: Yes, also four.

1337
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Valerie. A tie goes to the house on

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Speaker 3: these so everybody pour a candle and light it in

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Speaker 3: honor of valeries tied. Today, let's go over the answers

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Speaker 3: for everybody. It's National Pizza Day. Average American eats less

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Speaker 3: than one hundred slices of pizza per year, only forty

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Speaker 3: six pizzas. I have never eaten less than like eight

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Speaker 3: slices of pizza in one city. Yes, Brook, I hate myself. Remember,

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Speaker 3: I absolutely am disgusted that you have to get wings.

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Speaker 1: It's a full large pizza.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is impressive.

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Speaker 7: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Simone Bile is a star athlete for gymnastics. Record for

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Speaker 3: most number of human children born during one berth and

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Speaker 3: all of them survived is eight thanks to octomom.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: In Italy, the annual regatta st Rika. They race gondolas

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Speaker 3: or the watercraft. It's a parade and a race where

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Speaker 3: all the boats are kind of dressed like sixteenth century

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Speaker 3: style and blue angels all belong to the navy. So, Valerie,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, was not enough to win. But just we're playing.

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Speaker 3: of wellness and natural anti aging beauty. Oh all right,

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Speaker 3: put us down as booked for your next bro candle

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Speaker 3: making session. Yeah, I'll be there, all right.

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Speaker 1: My husband's the biggest fan of mandels, so yes.

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Speaker 3: So we'll be there. Come back and play again soon.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook and.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Eight four